zortex1

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Sketchfu-ing since 04/06/2011 (user #193599)

111, female, single

our house, in the middle of our street

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About zortex1

WHAT THE FRACK!?!?!?!?

i am an amazing drawer on both computer and off.
i am crazy and fun.
i enjoy killing people.
i have a dog named Ruby.
my counterparts are Karl and Kay-Kay.
I like Doctor Who....
DON'T JUDGE MEH.
(\ /)
(o.o) Bunny!!!!!!!!!!!
(> <)
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1.hold your breath
2.go to your profile or a picture and add this
3.still hoding your breath
4.if you made it your a good kisser
guess what?
YOU JUST LOST THE GAME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"I baked you a pie"
"Oh boy! What flavor?!"
"PIE FLAVOR"

I am a critic.
I have wierd friends.....

As many of my characters I can think of(eevee);
Nick
Randoi
Zizina
Ryan
Bryan
Snowflake
Merinie
Marcol
Glaze
Blue
Dina
Lasha
Zane
Lisa
Shlasher
Clemoon
Nickleen
Jolt
Fallen
Guredina
Matt
merikie
Darkmoon
Darkstar
Dusky
Stone
Canziin
Arakiia
...
Ican't think of any more

96% of girls would die if Justin Beiber jumped off a bridge. Put this on your profile if you would be one of the 4% yelling, "JUMP, JUMP, JUMP, JUMP!!

I just lost the game.

0% normal
█ 10% vain
██ 20% horrifying
███ 30% biodegratable
████ 40% the game
█████ 50% just plain wierd
██████ 60% outragous
███████ 70% epic
████████ 80% slasher
█████████ 90% Artistic
██████████ 100% derpy
████████████ 125% pervy
███████████████ 150% friend loving
█████████████████ 175% flamazing/epicawesomesause



THIS IS THIS CAT
THIS IS IS CAT
THIS IS HOW CAT
THIS IS TO CAT
THIS IS KEEP CAT
THIS IS A CAT
THIS IS IDIOT CAT
THIS IS BUSY CAT
THIS IS FOR CAT
THIS IS THIRTY CAT
THIS IS SECONDS CAT
now.. go back and read the THIRD word of every sentence from the top




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i have been treated like dust dirt trash when all i was asking for was a friend (put this on your profile if only few people care about you)....


...if you have a problems you can always talk to me




* FRIENDS* + . *+ *
+ . . * + . + * . * + . . +...
* . + ARE. * + + * LIKE. *.+.
* . + * . STARS, * + * * . + YOU. .+* +
* + . + * . * + . + * . + * + * + .
. * + CAN'T. + * . * + .* SEE+ . * + .
+ . * . + * * + . . * + *
* THEM. + * .*. . * ALWAYS+ * *
+ * + . . * + . + * . * + . . +... *
. +BUT *. * + + YOU* . *.
+. + . . * + . + * . * + * . +
* . * + *KNOW, * . + . . * + . + THEY*
* . + * + * + . . * + . + * . * + .*
+ . ARE* + . * * + ALWAYS. * . . +
* * + . . * + * * . + * .*. . *
+ * * + THERE. *+ * + . . 4 + . + *YOU
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When Life Gives You Lemons
Make Orange Juice Then
Sit Back And Let The World
Wonder How The Heck You Did It

¢αℓℓιηg мє FAKE ωση'т мαкє уσυ REAL,
¢αℓℓιηg мє STUPID ωση'т мαкє уσυ SMART,
¢αℓℓιηg мє WEAK ωση'т мαкє уσυ STRONG,
¢αℓℓιηg мє UGLY ωση'т мαкє уσυ PRETTY,
¢αℓℓιηg мє MEAN ωση'т мαкє уσυ NICE,
¢αℓℓιηg мє WEIRD ωση'т мαкє уσυ COOL,
¢αℓℓιηg мє USELESS ωση'т мαкє уσυ PERFECT,
¢αℓℓιηg мє POOR ωση'т мαкє уσυ RICH,
¢αℓℓιηg мє GUILTY ωση'т мαкє уσυ INNOCENT,
¢αℓℓιηg мє α LIAR ωση'т мαкє уσυ HONEST,
¢αℓℓιηg мє α LOSER ωση'т мαкє уσυ α WINNER,
¢αℓℓιηg мє α NERD ωση'т мαкє уσυ POPULAR,
¢αℓℓιηg мє α COWARD ωση'т мαкє уσυ BRAVE,
¢αℓℓιηg мє α SLAVE ωση'т мαкє уσυ α MASTER,
¢αℓℓιηg мє α FAILURE ωση'т мαкє уσυ SUCCESSFUL,
¢αℓℓιηg мє FAT ωση'т мαкє уσυ SKINNY
ѕσ ωну вσтнєя...؟
єνєяу ιηѕυℓт уσυ мαкє ιѕ σηℓу нυятing yôu



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l..........l Put this on
l..........l your page if
l........0 l you ever pushed
l..........l a door that said
l..........l pull.



The fail whale!
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~GIRL AND BOY POEM~(Which is so romantic!)
GIRL: Do I ever cross ur mind?
BOY: NO
GIRL: Do you like me?
BOY: NO
GIRL: Would you cry if I left?
BOY: NO
GIRL: Would you live for me?
BOY: NO
GIRL: Would you do anything for me?
BOY: NO
GIRL: Choose my life or your life?
BOY: My life
The girl runs away in shock and pain, and the boy runs after her and says....
The reason you never cross my mind is because your always on my mind. The reason why I don't like you is because I love you. The reason I don't want you is because I need you. The reason why I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left. The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you. The reason I'm not willing to do anything for you is because I would do everything for you. The reason I would choose my life is because, you are my life

my usernamespelled with:
my elbow: ziorertfedxc21 (hurr)
eyes shut: ziryex2 (close)
forehead; cx90 v54 67r4cd3chin: edd mij,kyh (umm)
nose:zotex1
backwards: 1xetoz (...)
tounge:zortex1 (perfect)


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CaitCayt wrote (2 months ago)

i enjoy killing people. Me: http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-z45iyT2ZcYQ/TcqJSKNwN-I/AAAAAAAAAQY/xw9q2K7WYtE/s1600/CerealSpitting.png

alora wrote (2 months ago)

*reads the type your name with... thing* well, of course your good with your tounge. 6_9 <--ME

auratheflareon wrote (3 months ago)

DONT READ THIS CAUSE IT REALLY WORKS.YOU WILL GET KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF UR LIFE.TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE.HOWEVER IF YOU
DONT POST THIS COMMENT TO AT LEAST 3 PROFILES OR YOU WILL DIE WITHIN 2 DAYS.NOW UV STARTED READIN DIS DUNT STOP THIS
IS SO SCARY.SEND THIS TO OVER 5 PROFILES IN 143 MINUTES WHEN UR DONE
PRESS F6 AND UR CRUSHES NAME WILL APPEAR ON THE SCREEN
IN BIG LETTERS.THIS IS SO SCARY BUT REALLY WORK

alora wrote (4 months ago)

Oh, hi there.

alora wrote (4 months ago)

all together

alora wrote (4 months ago)

i just lost the game

alora wrote (4 months ago)

yo whatup?

Alphasketch wrote (4 months ago)

Thanks!

roxasgirl102 wrote (6 months ago)

WhAT ?

roxasgirl102 wrote (6 months ago)

it is a doodle buddie NICK
~roxi

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