zoloop

Sketchfu-ing since 11/19/2009 (user #48545)

female

< i drew this 4 a contest. Didn't win but I'm proud of it! :D Take my quiz: http://www.quizyourfriends.com/take-quiz.php?id=1104020345494163&a=1&

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About zoloop

♫ABOUT ME♪

I luv to draw! I luv to make apps - despite the fact their all fails! lol I like sketchfu a lot!x3

My best friends on sketchfu r:
Vamphiera (She's epic-al!)
Pandoraz - she's ma sis
Sharlutt (awesome artist!)
Sparkl3z (gr8 to chat to and knows how to draw!)
Trinity3000 - u b epic!!!!! >:)

All my other friends r awesome, I just don't really hav ze time to put them up here, so I just put up the ones I talk to and get on with the best. ♥

A white man said,
"Colored people are not allowed here."

The black man turned around and stood up. He then said:

"Listen sir....when I was born I was BLACK When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir. When you are born you're PINK When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?"
*Paste this on your profile if you hate racist people.*

sometimes you have to kill a cow too save the herd...I hope I never have to make THAT choice.

Friend ship shouldn't be taken for granted, I nearly risked mine at school. Yeah, that's how easy it is to slip up!!!

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Okay, I don't 'love' warriors at all! It's just that I like the little cat thing.

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An apple a day keeps the doctor away.
But of the doctor is cute,
forget the fruit! ~(Carisle Cullen)

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~ 8 of the best Ways to get kicked out of Walmart~
1. Go up to some old geezer and say 'GRANDPA! YOUR ALIVE! ITS A MIRICLE!' etc.
2. Hold Barbie for ransom
3. Go to the Aisle with Starwars stuff. Hide behind it and grab a Luke Skywalker toy and put on a DarthVader mask. Jump out when someone walks past and Say, "Luke I am your Father" And make breath under the mask.
4. Hold a bag of frozen veggies over your head and yell "Fear me and my evil army of frozen carrots!!"
5. Make evil eyes at someone and start whispering, "I'm the little girl from the well.. I've been waiting..'
6. Stick your arm in your jacket and suspiciously start to leave the store. Get really tense and start to lean over as your walking through the doors As if your suspecting the alarms to go off. Then when it doesn't go off, let out a big sigh. Then quickly look around you to see who's watching and run away as fast as you can.
7. Point at an old man and yell, "LOOK EVERYONE! IT'S BRITNEY SPEARS!"
8. Put a squirt gun in a stuffed elmo's hand and scream, "Everybody down!! Elmo's got a gun!"
*got this off someone else's profile*

99% of teens Would die from a nervous breakdown if Justin Bieber jumped off a cliff. so if you're one of the 1% who had actually PUSHED him off, re-post this on ur profile

(im in the 1%,*Muhahahahahahahaha*)

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ǝƃɐd ɹnoʎ oʇuo sIɥʇ ǝʇsɐd puɐ ʎdoɔ 'sʎɐs sɥʇ ʇɐɥʍ ʇno ǝɹnƃIɟ oʇ ɥƃnouǝ ʇɹɐɯs ǝɹɐ noʎ ɟI

97% of teens would cry if they
saw Robert Patterson
standing on top of a sky scraper,
about to jump. If you're one of the 3%
who would sit, eating popcorn screaming
"DO A BACK FLIP YOU SPARKLY FREAK!"
then copy this and paste it to your profile

95% Percent of teens would die having a nervous breakdown if The Jonas Brothers were standing on the edge of a tower ready to jump, copy and paste if your a part of the 4% who would bring a lawn chair and popcorn, and 1% would run up and push them off the building while video taping it!
(i'm the 1% so 4% pull up a chair. >:D)

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(='.'=) This is Bunny. Copy and paste bunny
(_)_(_) into your profile to help him gain world domination!!!

Things to do in an elevator

1) crack open your briefcase or handbag and say,
“Got enough air in there?”
2) stand motionless and silent in the corner facing the wall without getting off
3) when arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors, then act embarrassed when they open
4) greet everyone with a warm handshake then ask them to call you Admiral
5) meow occasionally
6) stare at another person for a while then say “You’re one of THEM” then back away slowly
7) say “DING!” at every floor
8) say “I wonder what these do?” then press all the red buttons
9) make explosion noises when anyone presses a button
10) stare, grinning at another person for a while then announce “ I don’t have any socks on”
11) when the elevator is silent, look around then ask “ Is that your beeper?”
12) try to make a personal phone call on an emergency phone
13) draw a little square on the ground with chalk then announce “ This is my personal space”
14) when there’s only one other passenger in the elevator poke them then act like in wasn’t you
15) push the buttons and act like they give you a shock, smile, then go back for more
16) ask if you can push the buttons for someone else then push the wrong ones
17) hold the doors open and say you’re waiting for a friend then after a while let the doors close and say “ Hey Greg, how was your day?”
18) drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to pick in up then yell
“Hey that’s mine!”
19) bring a camera and take pictures of all the passengers
20) pretend you’re a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with passengers
21) Swat at flies that don’t exist
22) Call out “Group hug!” then enforce it..............
*I luv this!! lol*

☻/ This is Bob.
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1] Look at 4
[2]me either look at 12
[3]ok i lied look at 8
[4]Wanna here a secret? look at 6
[5]one last time! look at 3
[6]i dont know how to say this look at 2
[7]SIKE! look at 9
[8]ok i mean it this time ONE LAST TIME! look at 7
[9]I PROMISE LAST TIME! look at 11
[10]dont be mad i just wanted to say hi
[11]DOUBLE SIKE! ok look at 10
[12]you must be mad right now look at 5

~REASONS TO JOIN THE DARK SIDE~ (If you wish to join add this list to your profile):
1. We have cookies (last I checked there was hot chocolate too)
2. Meet the recruitment bunny!
3. You get a cool dark cape that covers your whole body!
4. You get a really cool crazy laugh! Practice with me, people: MWA HAHAHAHA cough cough!
5. You get to walk out of shadows mysteriously and freak out the good guys!
6. One word: UNDERLINGS! Someone to get things for you when you're too lazy to do them yourself... Now that's the life!
7. Money, Money, Money : Ever notice that we are usually much richer than the good guys?
8. (Reason I joined) The cape, the gloominess, the shadows, the bunny, underlings and THE COOKIES!

¢αℓℓιηg мє FAKE ωση'т мαкє уσυ REAL,
¢αℓℓιηg мє STUPID ωση'т мαкє уσυ SMART,
¢αℓℓιηg мє WEAK ωση'т мαкє уσυ STRONG,
¢αℓℓιηg мє UGLY ωση'т мαкє уσυ PRETTY,
¢αℓℓιηg мє MEAN ωση'т мαкє уσυ NICE,
¢αℓℓιηg мє WEIRD ωση'т мαкє уσυ COOL,
¢αℓℓιηg мє USELESS ωση'т мαкє уσυ PERFECT,
¢αℓℓιηg мє POOR ωση'т мαкє уσυ RICH,
¢αℓℓιηg мє GUILTY ωση'т мαкє уσυ INNOCENT,
¢αℓℓιηg мє α LIAR ωση'т мαкє уσυ HONEST,
¢αℓℓιηg мє α LOSER ωση'т мαкє уσυ α WINNER,
¢αℓℓιηg мє α NERD ωση'т мαкє уσυ POPULAR,
¢αℓℓιηg мє α COWARD ωση'т мαкє уσυ BRAVE,
¢αℓℓιηg мє α SLAVE ωση'т мαкє уσυ α MASTER,
¢αℓℓιηg мє α FAILURE ωση'т мαкє уσυ SUCCESSFUL,
ѕσ ωну вσтнєя...؟
єνєяу ιηѕυℓт уσυ мαкє ιѕ σηℓу нυятιηg YOU!

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..(^_^) I am bunny.
...().()D..<Post me on your profile
...U.U So I can take over Sketchfu!!
*seen here first!*

Things to do at a bus stop.

1) Wear a real long coat (that reaches down to your knees) and face away from everyone and real close up to a lamp post. Face the lamp post, and pretend to undo your belt and pull your pants down. Then make 'wee-wee' sounds until your bus comes.
2) Curl up in a ball and stare at someone without blinking and take long deep breaths. Then say, "Is it YOU?" in a strange, mysterious voice whilst tilting your head to the side.
3) Start digging around in your pocket and pretend that you can't find what you're looking for. Then start making a huge fuss over it and start to panic. Run round in circles and start checking all over other people, and then ask someone "Did you happen to see a wallet containing a cheque for £3000 000?"
4) Take out your mobile phone and pretend to take a call. Then start screaming "HELLO, HELLO!" and sound really desperate for help. Then look at your mobile and pretend the other person has hung up on you. Then start crying on other people's shoulders until they ask you what's wrong. Then say, "I should never have trusted that filthy STALKER!" and run away crying.

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Put This on your profile if you luv L from Death note! He is so AWESOME!!!!! XD

I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it dseno't mtaetr in waht oerdr the ltteres in a wrod are, the olny iproamtnt tihng is taht the frsit and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can still raed it whotuit a pboerlm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Azanmig huh? yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt! If you can raed tihs, cpoy it itno yuor pofliref

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(> )># So, I got you this lil waffle.
U..U

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.(>#<) dis waffle be looking good!!!
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You know what, ima eat da waffle.

234 ways to get kicked out of Wal-Mart >8D~
1. Hide in the center of the clothes circle where people find shirts, and jump out and yell "AIHAIHAIHAIHAIHAIHAIHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!"
2. Go into the dressing room, wait a few minutes, then yell "THERES NO TOILET PAPER IN HERE!!"
3. Get a batman costume, put it on, and run around the store screaming at the top of your lungs, "COME ROBIN! TO THE BATMOBILE!"
4. Hide between clothing and then jump out and yell "PICK ME"
5. Hide in a clothes circle. When someone with a shopping cart goes by stick your hand out and steal something from them
6. Go up to an employee and in a official tone say "code three in house ware" and see what happens
7. Follow people through the aisles, always staying about five feet away. Continue to do this until they leave the department
8. Set up a concert of singing hamster dolls. Get your friends and turn them on all at the same time. Then act like a conductor
9. Make up nonsense products and ask newly hired employees if there are any in stock, i.e., "Do you have any Shnerples here?'
10. Tape a walkie-talkie to the back of a Barbie doll and say to random people, "I know where you live..."
11. Attempt to drown in a kiddy pool..
12. Get a marker & go over all the barcodes with a line then go purchase your items... the person who is serving you will have to enter all the barcodes in by hand
13. Take a friend with you and a younger child and start arguing over who gets custody then have the child run away and out of the store and yell CILLY COME BACK!!!
14. Attempt to fit into very large gym bags, then attempt to fit others into very large gym bags
15. Wrap a hose around you and shout, "AAH! I'M BEING HELD HOSTAGE!"
16. Do your own radio show over the intercom
17. Go to the aisle with the Star Wars stuff and hold up a Luke Skywalker toy and say "Luke, I am your father" and make breathing noises in your darth vader mask
110. Tie a plushie to one end of a string your ankle to the other end, and run around screaming "HELP! IT'S AFTER ME!"
117. Get a tent ( With holes preferably ) and tell people to come in your lair. When they do chuck popcorn at them and ask them who invited them in
118. Ride around on those electric cars and pretend that your a prissy English Man. Say things like "Cheerio, good man." to people who walk by. And don't forget to have perfect posture.
122. Draw mustaches on all the pictures and mannequins.
123. Walk up to the customer service and when they say "Hello, how may I help you?" say "Yes, I'll have a Quarter Pounder with cheese, one strawberry shake, a large order of french fries and a diet coke." And when they start to talk, say "Oh, to go". Then when they say that they can't give it to you say "Oh, This is because I'm gay isn't it? I'd expect this from McDonalds, but not Walmart
126. When your alone, have loud conversations with your "multiple personalities". Have an English man, a Southern person, someone from New York, a Grandma, and a 5 year old girl all at the same time. You have to use accents.
131. Spend hours staring at a little blinking light. After a while, start saying blink everytime it blinks. Don't look away, just stay mesmerized
133. Walk up to someone and say "Oh, so your back for more. I warned you never to come back here. Wait here while I go get my shot gun". Then walk away.
136. Stand next to a maniquin and pretend that your a mannequin. Try to hold the same position for as long as possible. Then finally as someone is walking by, check your watch and say. "Finally, my shift is done. I really don't get paid enough to do this"
137. Stare at the ceiling. See how many people look up.
140. Super-glue a quarter to the floor and count how many people try to pick it up.
141. Switch the price tags with something expensive and something really cheap.
143. Put preppy stuff, like short skirts and whatnot, into old mens cart when not looking.
148. Lay on the floor and do a ground angel
156. Ride a horse on a stick toy thing and have your friend pull you around the store on a skateboard while you scream, "The British are coming! The British are coming!"
158. Buy a chocolate bar, go to the bathroom, smear chocolate on your hand, reach under the next stall and ask, "Can I have some toilet paper?'
162. When the intercom comes on, fall on your knees and scream in tears of joy 'God has spoken!!!"
167. Call the front desk and when they answer the phone say I'm sorry, your call could not be completed as dialed. Please hang up and try again. Then call and say I'm sorry, I will have to put you on hold. Can you call back? I'm busy on isle 3.
168. Go into one of those employees only doors and go behind some food shelves. when people reach out to grab food, grab their arm and start to pull on it.
174. Stand on the conveyor belt at the check out with a barcode on your head
177. Poke people and run away screaming, "Don't touch me!!!"
178. Stare at people for a minute and then smile at them happily
182. Go into a bathroom that is of the opposite gender of yourself and open the stalls saying, "Ooh la la!"
190. Get on the intercom and calmly say, "Attention shoppers. I would like to inform you that the world is about to end, and that there's a sale on isle two."
191. Buy a carton of vanilla ice cream, run up to the cash register, tell the cashier you forgot your money, then start dancing like Napoleon Dynamite, screaming, "Where's my chap stick?!
195. Get a giant Christmas stocking and hop around in it like it's a potato sack on field day
201. Dress up in a super villain costume and then go around the store yelling, "MARRY ME!" to random people
203. Point to a cash register and ask the cashier, "How much is that?"
206. Throw a poke-ball at someone and yell, "PIKACHU, I CHOOSE YOU!"
211. Start singing, "Tinkle, tinkle, little star! In a toilet that's real far! Up above us in the sky! It's weird to learn that pee does fly! Make sure it does never land! In my, my, my, my, my hand
213. Pay for your stuff with all pennies, and then come up one too short.
214. Scream, "Look! Someone's stealing an old lady's purse!" and when they look away, take all the stuff in their cart and throw it around the store shouting "I'm a terrorist!"
216. Go to the pet isle. Point to a fish and say, "I'll have that one. And that one. And that one..." Keep going until you've pointed to every fish they have in stock
221. Stand in front of the security camera and pretend to die (dramatically)
222. Scream "SECURITY!" as loud as you can. When they come up act all panicky and say "This is really important!" Then smile and say, "Hi."
224. Run around with underwear on your head, scr
227. Pull down your pants next to a flower display and "water" the flowers.
228. Go to the bakery section and yell "I LOVE PIE!" to everyone you see
231. Scream, "GET OUT OF MY YARD!" to everyone who walks by you.
232. Announce that there's a huge sale at Target

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.(>..)> █ i was like, totally gonna give u this
.u..u chocolate bar,

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...U..U

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.(>█<) im sooo hungry!!!
.U..U

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(>█<) then i ate it......
U..U

SIGNS OF MADNESS
1) Talking to yourself
2) Arguing with yourself
3) Losing an argument with yourself
4) Stop talking to yourself because you had an argument.
(I'm on step 2! XD)
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9 Names Game

1. YOUR REAL NAME
Yelena

2. YOUR GANGSTA NAME:
(first 4 letters of real name + izzle.)
Yeleizzle

3. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME:
(fav color and fav animal)
Purple Tiger

4. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME:
(your middle name and the street you live on)
Sophia James

5. YOUR STAR WARS NAME:
(the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name)
Bralu

6. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME:
(Your 2nd favorite color, and favorite soft drink)
Red Orange juice [wow that sounds weird! xD]

7. YOUR IRAQI NAME:
(2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, any
letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your moms maiden name, 3rd
letter of dad's middle name, 1st letter of a siblings first name, and last letter of your moms middle name)
Uarwion

8.YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME:
(both parents middle name)
[what do u do if ur parents don't hav a middle name? LOL]

9. YOUR GOTH NAME:
(Black and the name of one of your pets)
Black Paddy

if u read everything on my profile (which is highly unlikely) I will draw u a cookie!! <3 cookies!
1. Hold your breath ♥
2. Go to your profile and add this ♥
3. Still holding your breath ♥
4. If you made it, your a good kisser ♥

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Vamphiera will not be online for a while as she is on holiday.
~ zoloop