xXprocellacorXx

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Sketchfu-ing since 12/18/2010 (user #147004)

15, female, taken

Quote: "Life is either a Tragedy or a Comedy. You Decide"

http://www.Procella.webs.com/

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About xXprocellacorXx

Welcome to Procella’s Profile!
Basic Info: Hia! I’m Procella, you can call me Pro or Proceh if you like. Let me think, if your reading this, then you’ve managed to find one of my many accounts. Please note: this profile is universally used, so some parts may not make sense.
Statistics Anyone:
Names your allowed to call me: Storm(eh/lez/ykinz), Procella, Cicatrix and if you know my in person you can call me by my real name.
Age: 14,( and yes I read/write/view smutt, get over it.)
Current Residence: New Hampshire and that’s as close as you’re getting
Yes, I did that avatar myself. One of my better works
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Links to My Sites:
DeviantArt: http://procella42.deviantart.com/
Fanfiction.net: http://www.fanfiction.net/u/2339420/Procella
Youtube: http://www.youtube.com/user/ProcellaCor?feature=mhee
Sketchfu: http://sketchfu.com/profile/xXprocellacorXx
Sumopaint: http://www.sumopaint.com/profile/?id=357704
Email: Procellamurphy@aol.com
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Notes Special to this site:
I know I haven't been on in MONTHS. But I'll try to be more active from now on... maybe. :/ I'm more into abstract than fanart nowadays anyways
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Fandoms:
My Top Three (i.e the ones I’ll actively read/review/Write Fanfiction for):
Hetalia, Portal and Warriors (that’s in no particular order)
Hetalia Info:
Fave Character: Prussia
OTP: Spamano
Portal Info:
Fave Character: Wheatly
OTP: it’s a tie between Chelly and Factventure
Warriors Info:
Fave Character: Boulder
OTP: Revengeshipping (Scourge/Ashfur)
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Quotes/ stupid conversations with me and my friends!

Me: Blowjob
Sadie: *winces* screw you! Candle!
Me: AH! Squirrels!
Sadie: *flinches* YOU KILLED A WOMAN
ME: *covers face* SHUT THE FUCK UP!

1: What’s this?
2: A horsey
1: good, and this?
3: a piggy!
1: and now this one? Come on little children! I’ll give you a hint! What does your mommy call your daddy when he hugs and kisses her a lot
4: I know! I know! It’s a horny bastard

Brian: *sacking me with a bible* God loves you! God loves you! Now burn!

Me: can I go back to hell now? Because I hate this school.

Me: fuck…
Rebecca: what’s wrong?
Me: fuckfuckfuck
Rebecca: Tourette’s?
Me: no… worse…
Rebecca: what?
Me: Elijah and sadie are dating…

Tiffany: What’s an X-B-O-X
Me: an Xbox?

Elijah: yes because hurling myself from a rope ten feet into the air into freezing cold water while having you yell at me to let go sound like so much fun
Me: Great! Let’s go!

Zephyr: I hate you
Me: love you too
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OCs and such:

(note: I have many more than this, these are just one I frequently refer to/ use, these are also only names and fandom it’s used in. I may/may not release a bio on them)
Warriors:
Storm
Trixie
Rock
Petal
Raindrop
Angel
Twisted
Portal:
Anabelle
ESBAI
Hetalia:
New Hampshire/ Maddison “Maddi” Jones
Maine/ Andria Jones
Vermont/ Abigail Jones
Connecticut/ Conner Jones
I half-own Massachusetts/ Madison Jones the other half is owned by xXHorsetail423Xx
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93% of american teens would have an emotianal breakdown if some random dude called them a freak if you're one of the 7% that would say "what was your first clue?" copy and paste this onto your profile

99% percent of american girls would cry if they saw justin beiber on a skyscraper about to jump if you're one of the 1% that would be on the the skyscraper, sitting on a lawn chair with popcorn telling him to do a flip copy and paste this onto whatever you want

16 THINGS TO DO AT WAL-MART

1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
" 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.

13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!"

15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!

16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "Pikachu, I choose you!"

Repost this if you laughed, or if you plan on doing any of those things!

If you can read this message, you are blessed because over two billion people in the world cannot read at all:

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If you could read that put it in your profile.

If you can read/speak more than one language (not necessarily fluently), copy this into your profile.

90 of teens today would die if Myspace had a system failure and was completely destroyed. If you are one of the 10 that would be laughing/hacked the site in the first place, copy and paste this to your Profile.

98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this into your profile.

Too many kids and teenagers have smoked or tried marijuana. If you haven't, copy and paste this onto your profile.

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOBWELLDONE.
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished
cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of
next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
"Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the
store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught t me IRONY.
"Keep crying and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck?"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
"Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't
have wonderful parents like you do."

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION.
"Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
"You are going to get it when you get home!"

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that
way."

19. My mother taught me ESP.
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me HUMOR.
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me."

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
"You're just like your father."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

25. And my favourite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!

Ways to Annoy people at the cinema:

Throw popcorn in the air and yell, "It's snowing!"

Go, "Oooooh..." whenever anyone kisses.

Clap when the good guy gets killed.

During the previews, yell, "Can you fast-forward it?"

Whenever the bad guy is doing something devious, say, "Watch out!"

Laugh very loudly at all the corny jokes.

Tell the man selling popcorn that the bathroom is flooding.

Yell out what is going to happen.

Wear a cape and when its your turn to get popcorn yell, "I'm Batman! Hahaha!" and run away.

Say that they cannot sit next to you because you invisible friend already is.

Dress for every movie as if it were the Rocky Horror Picture Show.

Use empty chairs next to you as catapults with candy. Aim at specific people behind you and see if you can hit anyone in the back row.

Wear 3D glasses. Complain loudly how bad the effects are.

Bring a flashlight. In the middle of the film do shadow puppets on the ceiling.

Bring a remote control. Complain that you can't change the channel.

Sit front row, the minute the movie starts run out screaming.

Every time a character's name is mentioned do the Richmeister. (for a guy named Nick say, the Nickmeister, the Nickenator, Nickarino...)

Bring a beach ball. Toss it around.

Try to start a wave.

Become a bookie. Take bets on who will die first.

Sit in the back and throw eggs at the projection window.

Every time someone curses cover your ears and scream, "No profanity!"

Sing with the theme music.

Bring and use your own air freshener.

At the ticket booth, request tickets for really old movies, "I'll have two tickets for the Goonies."

Throw spit wads on the screen. Try throwing them on the upper part of the screen so they can't get scraped off.

Pass around a collection plate and see if anyone contributes.

Point a laser pointer at the screen. Give the audience a laser light show.

Bring a book and a bright light. Start reading the book with the light on. When someone asks you to turn out the light, yell, "Shh, I'm trying to read!"

Use binoculars. Stare at the audience rather than the movie.

Bring a Nintendo laser gun. Shoot at the screen.

Clap loudly every time a person walks into the theater late.

When someone kicks the back of your chair, scream, "Ahhh, whiplash!"

Ask what the theater's return policy on popcorn is.

Ask the person at the ticket window, "Do you work here?"

Start a standing ovation at the end of the movie.

Quote all dialogue 4 seconds after it is said on the screen.

Get up frequently and leave the room while singing "Let's all go to the Lobby to get ourselves a treat"

Every time there is a gun shot scream, "Hit the floor!", jump on the floor, and cover your head.

Wear one of those "cat in the hat" top hats.

Play musical chairs, getting up frequently and moving right next to someone sitting by themself.

Bring your own beanbag chair and sit in the aisle.

Before the movie begins, tape fart cusions to various chairs in the theater room.

Bring a portable air popper, pop your own popcorn.

Bring a watergun and shoot it at anyone who begins talking then say very loudly, "SHH!"

Before the commercials start and people are just coming in and shout so that people outside can hear, "I'M SO VERY SORRY! YOU'RE TOO LATE!"

Tie a cardboard box around your waist and walk up and down the aisles shouting "Get your popcorn, peanuts!"

Cough really loudly right at the most important part of the movie, so nobody can here it, like when the killer's name is going to be said.

Laugh hysterically during the sad parts in the movie, cry during the funny ones.

Bring a pager or cellphone and set them off every 5 minutes, you can also set off a watch alarm if you have a loud one.

Say "Shhhhh" every 5 minutes.

Pass by a room that's showing a movie you've already seen, put your head into the room, and scream the end
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100 Questions:
(1) Are you in a relationship with somebody? IT’s complicated
2) Do you hate more than 3 people? oh HELL YEAH!

3) How many houses have you lived in? Two
4) Favorite candy bar? Kit-Kat
5) Favorite shoes? Boots
6) Have you ever tripped someone? And it was hilarious
7) Least favorite school subject? Science, I’m not bad at it, I just hate it
9) Do you own a Britney Spears CD? Hilarious.
10) Have you ever thrown up in public? Yes
11) Name one thing that is always on your mind. One of the three fandoms listed above
12) Favorite genre of music? Rock
13) What is your zodiac sign? Gemini
14) What time were you born? 8:03 pm
16) Ever made a prank phone call? Yes
17) What is the most embarrassing CD you own? Kidz bob 12… I got it from my cousin
18) Are you sarcastic? *sarcasticly* not at all
19) What are your favorite colors? Black and red, stereotypically, I HATE pink
20) How many watches do you own? Three
21) Summer or winter? …Spring?
23) Favorite color to wear? Black
24) Pepsi or Sprite? Sprite
25) What color is your cell phone? Black-gray-ish
26) Where is your second home? Uh…
27) Have you ever slapped someone? Multiple times
28) Have you ever had a cavity? No
29) How many lamps are in your bedroom? none
30) How many video games do you own? depends on the system
31) What was your first pet? Koshi (I didn't name him)
32) Ever had braces? Yep
33) Do looks matter? Somewhat, if I don’t look like I was pulled through the thorn barrier backwards I’m fine.
34) Do you use chapstick? Only when needed
35) Name 3 teachers from your High School. Whyyyyy?
36) American Eagle or Abercombie? How about ‘neither’
37) Are you too forgiving? You wish
38) How many children do you want? One, adopted
39) Do you own something from Hot Topic? I own many things form hot-topic
40) Favorite breakfast meal? Coffee
42) Ever thought you were in love? Yes.. it didn’t end well… *runs off to cry*
43) When was the last time you cried? The last question apparently
44) What did you do 3 nights ago? Good question
45) Olive Garden? La Panera? Olive Garden
46) Have you ever called your teacher mommy? And I would do that because…?
47) Have you ever been in a castle? yes
48) Nicknames? (see above)
49) Do you know anyone named Bertha? no...
50) Ever been to Kentucky? nope
51) Do you own something from Banana Republic? Nien
52) Are you thinking about somebody right now? Germany? Because I answered the last question in German for some reason
53) Have you ever called someone Boo? Um… no.
55) Do you own a diamond ring? Fake diamonds
56) Are you happy with your life right now? My social life
57) Do you dye your hair? Yes
58) Does anyone like you? *blushes* can I skip the question?
59) What year were you born? 1997
60) What were you doing in May of 1994? Ruling hell… ah the glory days
61) Do you own a Backstreet Boys CD? *falls over in laughter*
62) McDonalds or Wendys? McDonalds (I’M AMERICAN *shot*)
63) Do you like yourself? Define like?
64) Are you closer to your mother or father? My mother
65) Favorite physical feature of the opposite gender? Are you implying something here?
66) Are you afraid of the dark? No
67) Have you ever eaten paste? No
68) Do you own a webcam? No
70) Ever broke a bone? No but I’ve sprained several
72) Do you chat on AIM often? Nope
73) Pringles or lays? Lays because my HAND FITS INSIDE THE DAMN THING!
74) Have you ever broken someone's heart? Unintentionally
75) Rugrats or Doug? Rugrats
76) Full House or The Brady Bunch? Full house
77) Did you like your high school guidance counselor? eh
78) Has anyone ever called you fat? Saracastically
79) Do you have a birth mark? yep
80) Do you own a car? Fuck you.
81) Can you cook? Decently
82) 3 things that annoy you: stupid questions. Next question.
83) Do you text message often? *sigh* yes…
84) Money or love? *sweatdrop* I’ll pass
85) Do you have any scars? Yes... but its barely visible and my own fault
86) What do you want more than anything right now? I don't know
87) Do you enjoy scary movies? yea
89) Big Red or Juicy Fruit? wtf are those
90) Do you enjoy greasy food? sometimes
91) Have you seen all the Rocky movies? And those are?
92) Do you own a box of crayons? one
94) Who was the last person that said they loved you? My wonderful wife!
95) Who was the last person that made you mad? My wife’s ex….
96) Who was the last person that made you cry? My parents
97) Who was the last person that made you laugh? My friend
98) Who was the last person that you fell for? Uh… *blushes*
99) Who was the last person that instant messaged you? i don't use IM
100) Who was the last person that called you? A person.
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I love this thing so much; I’m using it for all three fandoms!
Warriors:
Favorite characters from any fandom:

1. Boulder
2. Scourge
3. Ashfur
4. Hollyleaf
5. Barley
6. Swiftpaw
7. Longtail
8. Tigerstar
9. Tigerheart
10. Hawkfrost
11. Ivypool
12. Lionblaze
1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?
Swiftpaw/ Ivypool? No… I don’t think I want to either O.O
2. Do you think Four is hot? How hot?
Hollyleaf? Very hot (I’m bi.. get over it)
3. What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?
If Lionblaze got Tigerstar preggers… *falls over in laughter*
4. Can you recall any fics about Nine?
Tigerheart? nope
5. Would Two and Six make a good couple?
Scourge/Swiftpaw? XDXDXDXD
6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?
Barley/Tigerheart or Barley/Hawkfrost? neither
7. What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve * *?
If Longtail walked it on Scourge and Lionblaze? *passes out*
8. Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic.
“Squirrelflight will be yours, I promise” Hawkfrost offered, but it wasn’t Squirrelflight that Ashfur wanted…
9. Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?
Boulder/Tigerstar… maybe
10. Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic.
Longtail/Lionblaze Just like you.
11. Does anyone on your friends list read Three yet?
Ashfur? Mm…. maybe.
12. Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?
Ivypool. Yes.
13. Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five?
Scourge/Hollyleaf/Barely oh god, I hope not.
14. If you wrote a Song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?
Tigerstar. Flawed design.
15. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?
Boulder/Swiftpaw/Lionblaze Pedophilia, Time travel, Fourth wall breaking
16. When was the last time you read a fic about Five?
Barley. I think it was a rape fic between him and Goldenflower
17. "Boulder and Longtail are in a happy relationship until Tigerheart runs off with Hollyleaf. Boulder, brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with Ivypool and a brief unhappy affair with Lionblaze, then follows the wise advice of Barley and finds true love with Ashfur.

Hetalia:
1. Romano
2. Prussia
3. Russia
4. Spain
5. America
6. England
7. Japan
8. Italy
9. Canada
10. Lithuania
11. Switzerland
12. Liechtenstein
1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?
England/Switzerland …no… *runs to look one up*
2. Do you think Four is hot? How hot?
Spain? *floods her neighborhood with drool and noseblood*
3. What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?
If Liechtenstein got Italy pregnant…? Well… Germnay would commit suicide, And Switzerland would question Liechtenstein’s sex-change
4. Can you recall any fics about Nine?
Canada… do Letterfics count?
5. Would Two and Six make a good couple?
Prussia and England. As crack, maybe
6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?
America/Canada or America/Lithuania? America/Lithuania
7. What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve * *?
If Japan walked in on Prussia and Liechtenstein? ,He would take pictures, and show them to Switzerland, who would kill Prussia
8. Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic.
Russia/Lithuania
“I’m sorry” those to words change Lithuania’s life
9. Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?
Romano/Italy Yes. It’s called ITACEST
10. Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic.
Japan/ Liechtenstein Neutrality
11. Does anyone on your friends list read Three yet?
Russia idk ask them
12. Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?
Switzerland once again, don’t know, GO ASK THEM
13. Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five?
Prussia/Spain/America no. I FORBID THEM TO!
14. If you wrote a Song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?
Italy I’d lie
15. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?
Romano/England/ Liechtenstein Crack. History-bashing
16. When was the last time you read a fic about Five?
America… I honestly don’t know
17. "Romano and Japan are in a happy relationship until Canada runs off with Spain. Romano, brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with Switzerland and a brief unhappy affair with Liechtenstein, then follows the wise advice of America and finds true love with Russia.
Portal
1. Wheatley
2. Space Core
3. Anger Core
4. Morality Core
5. Curiosity Core
6. Logic Core
7. Fact Core
8. Adventure Core
9. Chell
10. GLaDOS
11. Defective Turret
12. Oracle Turret
1. Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?
Logic/Defective? No and no.
2. Do you think Four is hot? How hot?
Morality? Only in her human form
3. What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?
If Oracle got Adventure pregnant? Well Defective and Fatc would commit suicide
4. Can you recall any fics about Nine?
Chell Yes it’s where she asks GlaDOS to kill her
5. Would Two and Six make a good couple?
Space and Logic? Ehhh as crack.
6. Five/Nine or Five/Ten? Why?
Curiosity/Chell or Curiosity
7. What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve * *?
If Fact walked in on Space and Oracle. He’d turn around and RUN
8. Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic.
Anger/GlaDOS
“You’re more than a core… you’re my core” she told him, “I’m nobody’s core” he said pulling her in.
9. Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?
Wheatley/Adventure *sighs* yes…
10. Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic.
Fact/Oracle Too smart
11. Does anyone on your friends list read Three yet?
Anger I’m dunno but I know I do
12. Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?
Defective No, ub tI might start with his human form
13. Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five?
Space/Morality/Curiosity Good god I hope not.
14. If you wrote a Song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?
Adventure Had Enough
15. If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?
Wheatley/Logic/Oracle Absolute shit.
16. When was the last time you read a fic about Five?
Curiosity High school-AU spacosity
17. "Wheatley and Fact are in a happy relationship until Chell runs off with Morality. Wheatley, brokenhearted, has a hot one-night stand with Defective and a brief unhappy affair with Oracle, then follows the wise advice of Curiosity and finds true love with Anger.

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