About wolfheart9
Mommy.. Johnny brought a gun to school,
He told his friends that it was cool
>And when he pulled the trigger back,
>It shot with a great crack.
>Mommy, I was a good girl, I did What I was told,
>I went to school, I got straight A’s, I even got the gold!
>But Mommy, when I went to school … … … … that day,
>I … … … never said … good … …-bye,
>I’m sorry Mommy, I had to go, But Mommy, please don’t cry.
>When Johnny shot the gun, He hit me and another,
>And all because Johnny, Got the gun from his older brother.
>Mommy, please tell Daddy; That I love him very much,
>And please tell Zack; my boyfriend; That it wasn’t just a crush.
>And tell my little sister; That she is the only one now,
>And tell my dear sweet grandmother; I’ll be waiting for her now,
>And tell my wonderful friends; That they always were the best;
>Mommy, I’m not the first, I’m no better than the rest.
>Mommy, tell my teachers; I won’t show up for class,
>And never to forget this, And please don’t let this pass.
>Mommy, why’d it have to be me? No one deserves this,
>Mommy, warn the others, Mommy I left without a kiss.
>And Mommy tell the doctors; I know they really did try,
>I think I even saw a doctor, Trying not to cry.
>Mommy, I’m slowly dying, With a bullet in my chest,
>But Mommy please remember, I’m in heaven with the rest.
>Mommy I ran as fast as I could,
>When I heard that crack, Mommy, listen to me if you would,
>I wanted to go to college, I wanted to try things that were new,
>I guess I’m not going with Daddy, On that trip to the new zoo.
>I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid,
>I wanted to be an actress, Mommy, I wanted to live.
>But Mommy I must go now, The time is getting late,
>Mommy, tell my Zack, I’m sorry but I had to cancel the date.
>I love you Mommy, I always have, I know; you know it’s true,
>And Mommy all I wanted to say is, “Mommy, I love you.”
****In Memory of The Columbine Students Who Were Lost****
>Please if you would,
>Pass this around,
>I’d be happy if you could,
>Don’t smash this on the ground.
>If you pass this on,
>Maybe people will cry,
>Just keep this in your heart,
>For the people who didn’t get to say “Good-bye”.
(please copy and paste this on your profile if you have a kind heart. remember all those boys and girls were the people who didn’t get to live their lives.. and say “goodbye
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Girl Confessions
1. Would you rather sleep alone or with someone else?
I would rather sleep alone
2. Do you sleep with socks on?
Heck no, that is way too hot!
3. Do you sleep in your bra?
Nope
4. Do you enjoy drama?
If it isn't stupid drama
5. Are you a girly-girl?
Sometimes
6. Who was the last person you hugged?
Um, my mom
7. Small or large purse?
Small, better for holding money and my phone
8. Are you short?
Not really
9. Do you like somebody?
*smirk* Why would I tell you? If your a good friend you should already know!
10.Does your Facebook password have to do with a boy?
No
11. Do you care if your socks are dirty?
If there not really dirty then no
12. Do you think you’re conceited?
WHa?
13. Do you dress up on Halloween?
DUH!
14. Are you double jointed?
No
15. Where is the weirdest place you have slept?
On my kitchen floor
16. Has anyone touched/smacked your butt in the past 24 hours?
Nope
17. Is there any type of rumor going around about you?
Nah, if there was, well, lets say you wouldn't find them ever again....
18. Do you call anybody by their last name?
No
19. How many guys will read this just because it says "Girl Confessions"?
All guys XD
1. YOUR GANGSTA NAME:
(first 3 letters of real name + izzle.)
Jasizzle
2. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME:
(fav color and fav animal)
Blackwolf
3. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME(ur middle name and the street you live on):
Alexaparkfield
4. YOUR STAR WARS NAME:
(the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name)
Groja
5. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME:
(Your 2nd favorite color, and favorite soft drink)
Bluespirit
6. YOUR GOTH NAME:
(Black and the name of one of your pets)
Blackfeather
7.YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME (both parents middle name):
ShellyDoug
8. YOUR IRAQI NAME:
(2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, any
letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your moms maiden name, 3rd
letter of dad's middle name, 1st letter of a siblings first name, and last letter of your moms middle name)
AOLSDNY
9: YOUR WARRIOR CAT NAME!
( Your favorite color and your favorite flower )
Purpleviolet
██ 10% Girly Girl
███ 20% Punk
████ 30% Mean
█████ 40% Nice
██████ 50% Cute
███████ 60% Mischevios
█████████ 70% Harry Potter Fan
██████████ 80% MLIA
███████████ 90% Ninja
████████████ 100% Warrior cat!
type ur name: Wolfheart9
type ur name with ur knuckles: wolkhweart9(Close!)
type ur name with ur nose: 2s3w09orcybdzarft59o(Um what?)
type ur name with ur feet: dwspo;oldhdsrtatyi98(Ummmm)
type ur name with a pen without looking :wikihtrhu5e0(Okay....)
type ur name without looking: wolfheart9(Yea! I'm soo good)
type ur name with ur elbows: wwwokejelrfjkes9(I got the 9 and w right....)
type ur name with only ur thumbs: wolfheart9
1) you are reading this.
2) now you are saying/thinking that is a stupid fact.
4)you didn't notice that I skipped step 3.
5) you are checking it now.
6) you are smiling. =(^.^)=
7) you are still reading this.
8) you know that all this is true maybe except for step 2.
10) you didn't notice that I skipped number 9
10) you are checking it now.
11) you didn't know that there are only 10 facts!!
12)now u are counting them, which makes eleven
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(> )># So, i got you this lil waffle.
U..U
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.#<( <) but then I was like...
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.(>#<) dis waffle be looking good!!!
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U...U
You know what, ima eat da waffle. <:]
*Reading The Sight Warrior cats*
WRITING: Firestorm shared tounges with Sandstorm
Me: *Gasp* SANDSTORM IS A BETRAYER! (~All officially made by Milkymoonlight~)
1. When life gives you lemons, make pineapple juice, then sit back and let the world wonder how the heck you did it
2. Don't be racist, be a panda - they're black, white and asian!
3. If plan A doesn't work, there are 25 other letters in the alphabet.
4. If you say "Sticks and stone will break my bone, but words will never hurt me", I will hit you with a dictionary.
1. When life gives you dictionaries, wack people with glue and wonder how magically a dictionary can turn into glue...
2. Don’t be hairiest, be a blonde with black and brown streaks in your hair :3
3. If you cant spell hello, try mixing all the 26 word in the alphabet and eat them all up 8D
4. If you say “I like cookies”, I will give you a brown coloured rock with black spots and see how delicious it is for you XD (~Officially made by Milkymoonlight~)
1. If I say “Hi” and you say “Heres my friend Barney the purple dinosaur”, I will paint u purple and make you roll around in Barney toys!
2. Don’t be animalist, be an alien! They have nothing to do with it, so u will be bored 8D
3. U say “Money money, must be funny!” I will introduce u to the Monopoly man and make him laugh!
4. I will eat u, then spit u out as a doughnut and wonder if Homer lives inside me… (~Officially made by Milkymoonlight~)
1. I like 2 introduce you to the fox and the hound! They are together because their names combined are found!
2. You might like Sunny Delight for a drink, come to Spain and the weather is Sunny misery!
3. Friends stand for: Fry ends!
4. If you say. "Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words and dictionaries will never hurt me!" I will hit you with a theasaurus! (~Officially made by Milkymoonlight~)
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Girl and guy were speeding, on a motorcycle, over 90 mph on the road..
Girl: Slow down! Im scared!
Guy: No, this is fun!
Girl: No, its not. Please, your really scaring me!
Guy: Then tell me you love me.
Girl: Fine, I love you. Slow down!
Guy: Now give me a BIG hug. *Girl hugs him*
Guy: Can you take my helmet off & put it on yourself? Its bugging me.
(In the paper the next day)
A motorcycle crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it, but only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized that his breaks went out, but he didnt want to let the girl know. Instead, he had her say she loved him & felt her hug one last time, then had her wear his helmet so that she would live even though it meant that he would die.
Copy and paste this on your profile if you think this is too sad, yet to sweet too. (I cried when I thought about how great her boyfriend was)
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(¸.•´ (¸.•´ .•´ ¸¸.•¨¯`•.♥ ~~ And love like it's never going to hurt! ♥
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Girls
------------Are Like Apples
--------On Trees. The Best Ones
------Are At The Top Of The Tree
----The Boys Don't Want To Reach
---For The Good Ones Because They
-Are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead they Just Get The Rotten Apples
-From The Ground That Aren't As Good,
But Easy. So the apples at the top Think
Something is wrong with Them When In
--Reality, They're Amazing. They Just
---Have To Wait For The Right Boy To
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YOU'D BEST START CLIMBING BOYS, 'CAUSE I AIN'T FALLING FOR YA!
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~ тнe rυleѕ oғ love~
ĸιѕѕ on тнe lιpѕ = ι love yoυ
ĸιѕѕ on тнe ear = yoυ are ѕpecιal
ĸιѕѕ on тнe noѕe = laυgнтer
ĸιѕѕ on тнe cнeeĸ = ғrιendѕ
ĸιѕѕ on тнe ғorнead = coмғorт
ĸιѕѕ on тнe necĸ = ι wanт yoυ
ĸιѕѕ on тнe ѕнoυlder = yoυ're wonderғυl
ĸιѕѕ anywнere elѕe = careғυl
play aroυndѕ wιтн нaιr = can'т lιve wιтнoυт yoυ
нoldιng нandѕ = нappιneѕѕ
arмѕ aroυnd waιѕт = yoυ're мιne, ι need yoυ
a нυg= ι care
ѕмιlιng aт eacнoтнer = ι lιĸe yoυ
looĸιng aroυnd = нιdιng тrυe ғeelιngѕ
тender ĸιѕѕ on тнe ѕιde oғ υr lιpѕ = yoυ're мιne
weттιng yoυr lιpѕ = waιтнιng ғor a ĸιѕѕ
тear drop = ι'м loѕιng yoυ
Crying= i lost you
A Boyfriend's Guide:
When she walks away from you mad===[ Follow her ]
When she stares at your lips===[ Kiss her ]
When she pushes you or hits you===[Grab her and don't let go ]
When she starts cursing at you===[ Kiss her and tell her you love her ]
When she's quiet===[ Ask her what's wrong ]
When she ignores you===[ Give her your attention ]
When she pulls away===[ Pull her back ]
When you see her at her worst===[ Say she's beautiful ]
When you see her start crying===[ Just hold her and don't say a word ]
When you see her walking===[ Sneak up and hug her waist from behind ]
When she's scared===[ Protect her ]
When she lays her head on your shoulder===[ Tilt her head up and kiss her ]
When she steals your favorite hat===[ Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night ]
When she teases you===[ Tease her back and make her laugh ]
When she doesn't answer for a long time===[ Reassure her that everything is ok ]
When she looks at you with dought===[ Back yourself up with the TRUTH ]
When she says that she likes you===[ She really does more than you could understand ]
When she grabs at your hands===[ Hold her's and play with her fingers ]
When she bumps into you===[ Bump into her back and make her laugh ]
When she tells you a secret===[ Keep it safe and untold ]
When she looks into your eyes=== [ Don't look away until she does ]
WHEN SHE MISSES YOU===[ SHE'S HURTING INSIDE ]
When you break her heart===[ The pain NEVER really goes away ]
When she says it's over===[ She STILL wants you to be her's ]
When she reposts this bulletin===[ She wants you to read it ]
GIRL: do i ever cross ur mind?
BOY: NO
GIRL: do u like me?
BOY: NO
GIRL: would u cry if i left?
BOY: NO
GIRL: would u live 4 me?
BOY: NO
GIRL: would u do anything 4 me?
BOY: NO
GIRL: choos-my or your life
BOY: my life
the girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says...
the reason u never cross my mind is cuz ur always on my mind.the reason y i dont like u is cuz i love u. the reason i dont want u is cuz i need u.the reason y i wouldent cry if u left is cuz i would die if u left
the reason i wouldnt live 4 u is cuz i would die 4 u.the reason im not willing to do anything 4 u is cuz i would do every thing 4 u.The reason i would choose my life is cuz, u r my life.
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..... _.----._/../ RAＷＲ means
...../............./ ♥ [I love you] ♥
._/...(...|.(....| in Dinosaur!
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I never knew this feeling,
That this is what you bring
I never knew how much this means
Until I gazed into your eyes,
Touched your hand,
Kissed your lips,
And felt your warmth
I don’t know what its called,
And how to handle it
But all I know is,
That this comes from my heart
And one thing I forgot to tell you is,
Till death,
Forever,
For never will us part
(~Officially made by Milkymoonlight~)
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Souija Boy died cause of YOOOOOUUUUUU!!!!!!!!
Lil Wayne died cause he choked on his Lollipop!!
Who killed Alicia Keys? No One! !!!!!!!
Trey Song died cause he Couldn't Help But Wait!
Lil Mama died cause she ran out of Lip Gloss!
Sean Kingston died cause he saw too many Beautiful Girls!
Flo-Rida died cause he got too Low!
Fat Joe died cause he Leaned Back too far!
Mariah Carey died cause too many people Touched her Body!
Beyonce died cause she rung the alarm and was Shocked!
Kelsie died cause she was way too Bossy!
Estelle died cause she saw an American Boy!
Kanye West died cause he wasn't Stronger!
Katy Perry died cause she Kissed a Girl!
Danity Kane died cause she was Damaged!
Leona Lewis died cause she was Bleeding Love!
Rihanna died cause they Stopped the Music!
Lupe Fiasco died cause he was a Superstar!
Natasha Bedingfield died cause she was Unwritten!
Jordin Sparks died cause she got a Tattoo!
The Jonas Brothers died cause they were Burnin' Up!=]]]]
The PussyCat Dolls died cause they Grew Up!
Miley Cyrus died cause of 7 Things!
Hannah Montana died cause Nobody's Perfect!
Maroon 5 died cause they saw Your Face Again!
Panic!at the Disco died because someone closed the Damn Door on them!
Afrom Man died cause he got too High!
J Holiday died cause he went to bed too fast!
Justin Bieber died cuz he didn't come back Down to Earth
Demi Lovato died cuz she told her boyfriend to DONT FORGET.... but he forgot
Selena Gomez died cuz she was FALLING DOWN
Avril Lavigne died cause you were complicated
Evanescence died cause you didnt bring her to life
Ke$ha died cause your l♥ve was her drug
Beyonce died because of your Halo
miranda cosgrove died because she was kissin you
cascada died cause of every time you touched
rediscover wee died cause you didnt shake it
Groove coverage died cause of your Poison
Toybox died cause you werent Best Friends
Daphne and Celeste died cause you were U.G.L.Y
Paramore died cause of your Ignorance
Greenday died cause you didnt wake him up when september ends
You say T-Pain,I say Scooter
You say Eminem, I say Tony Christie
You say Jonas Brother,I say Owl city
You say Justin Bieber,I say I WILL FREAKING KILL YOU!!!!
Rihanna: Ooh nana whats my name?
Person: Why are you asking your grandma your name?
Rihanna: Oh shut up and drive!
Person: But it's raining outside!
Rihanna: You can stand under my umbrella ella ella
Person: Who do you think you are?
Rihanna: The only girl in the world
Person: Well you aint!
Rihanna: I love the way you lie
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coca cola came to town
diet pepsi shot him down
dr pepper fixed him up
now were drinkin 7up
7up got da flu
now were drinkin mountian dew
mountain dew fell off the mountain
now were drinkin from da fountain
da fountain broke and had a stroke
now were drinkin cherry coke
cherry coke lost its cherry
now were drinkin logan berry
logan berry,lost in sea
now were drinkin iced tea
ice tea,ya he choked
now were back to drinkin coke
: ( but i wanted pepsi :( :( and dr.pepper :(
Bruno Mars had a Grenade, and Taio Cruz had Dynamite, so they both threw them at Katy Perry who exploded like a Firework. The bang was so loud that the Black Eyed Peas forgot The Time, while Rihanna had memory loss and ran around saying Whats My Name. Eminem looked around and said Im Not Afraid, then Willow Smith began to Wip Her Hair, which scared The Far East Movement who began to fly like a G6. Nelly then woke up and sighed as he said it was Just A Dream. LoLz :p
cococola came 2 town
diet pepsi shot him down
dr.pepper fixed him up
now were drinking 7up
7up got da flu
now were drinking mountain dew
mountain dew fell off a mountain
now were drinking from the fountain
the fountain broke and had a stroke
now were drinking cherry coke
cherry coke lost it's cherry
now were drinking logan berry
loganberry,lost in sea
now were drinking iced tea
iced tea yeah he choked
now were back to drinking coke
Chris Brown died cause he had No Air!
Souija Boy died cause of YOOOOOUUUUUU!!!!!!!!
Lil Wayne died cause he choked on his Lollipop!!
Who killed Alicia Keys? No One! !!!!!!!
Trey Song died cause he Couldn't Help But Wait!
Lil Mama died cause she ran out of Lip Gloss!
Sean Kingston died cause he saw too many Beautiful Girls!
Flo-Rida died cause he got too Low!
Fat Joe died cause he Leaned Back too far!
Mariah Carey died cause too many people Touched her Body!
Beyonce died cause she rung the alarm and was Shocked!
Kelsie died cause she was way too Bossy!
Estelle died cause she saw an American Boy!
Kanye West died cause he wasn't Stronger!
Katy Perry died cause she Kissed a Girl!
Danity Kane died cause she was Damaged!
Leona Lewis died cause she was Bleeding Love!
Rihanna died cause they Stopped the Music!
Lupe Fiasco died cause he was a Superstar!
Natasha Bedingfield died cause she was Unwritten!
Jordin Sparks died cause she got a Tattoo!
The Jonas Brothers died cause they were Burnin' Up!=]]]]
The PussyCat Dolls died cause they Grew Up!
Miley Cyrus died cause of 7 Things!
Hannah Montana died cause Nobody's Perfect!
Maroon 5 died cause they saw Your Face Again!
Panic!at the Disco died because someone closed the Darn Door on them!
Afrom Man died cause he got too High!
B.O.B. died cause he saw some Airplanes
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☆The night has fallen, the day is done, ƸӜƷ
☆The moon has taken the place of the sun,
☆Close your eyes snuggle up tight, ღ
☆And remember that angels ♥
☆Will watch over you tonight ☀♥☀
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And my soul from out that shadow that lies
floating on the floor
shall be lifted -
nevermore!
¢αℓℓιηg мє FAKE ωση'т мαкє уσυ REAL,
¢αℓℓιηg мє STUPID ωση'т мαкє уσυ SMART,
¢αℓℓιηg мє WEAK ωση'т мαкє уσυ STRONG,
¢αℓℓιηg мє UGLY ωση'т мαкє уσυ PRETTY,
¢αℓℓιηg мє MEAN ωση'т мαкє уσυ NICE,
¢αℓℓιηg мє WEIRD ωση'т мαкє уσυ COOL,
¢αℓℓιηg мє USELESS ωση'т мαкє уσυ PERFECT,
¢αℓℓιηg мє POOR ωση'т мαкє уσυ RICH,
¢αℓℓιηg мє GUILTY ωση'т мαкє уσυ INNOCENT,
¢αℓℓιηg мє α LIAR ωση'т мαкє уσυ HONEST,
¢αℓℓιηg мє α LOSER ωση'т мαкє уσυ α WINNER,
¢αℓℓιηg мє α NERD ωση'т мαкє уσυ POPULAR,
¢αℓℓιηg мє α COWARD ωση'т мαкє уσυ BRAVE,
¢αℓℓιηg мє α SLAVE ωση'т мαкє уσυ α MASTER,
¢αℓℓιηg мє α FAILURE ωση'т мαкє уσυ SUCCESSFUL,
¢αℓℓιηg мє FAT ωση'т мαкє уσυ SKINNY
ѕσ ωну вσтнєя...؟
єνєяу ιηѕυℓт уσυ мαкє ιѕ σηℓу нυятιηg YOU!
I'm not the a perfect girl.
My hair doesn't always stay in place and
I spill things a lot. I'm pretty clumsy and
sometimes I have a broken heart.
My friends and I sometimes fight and
maybe some days nothing goes right.
But when I think about it, and take a step back
I remember how amazing life truly is
and that maybe, just maybe, I like being
imperfect....
║Gσt A Prσblεm...Sσlνε It!
║Lσst?...Gεt Fσund!
║Think I'm Trippin...Tiε Mч Shσε!
║Cαn't Stαnd Mε...Sit Dσωn!
║Cαn't Fαce Mε...Wεll Turn Arσund!
║Lσvε Mε?...Grεαt!
║Hαtε Mε?...Eνεn Bεttεr!
║Think Im Uglч...Dσn't Lσσк At Mε!
║Dσn't Likε Mч Stчlε...Dσn't Lιкє Yσurѕ!
║Dσn't Knσw Mε... Dσn't Judge Mε!
║Think Yσu Knσw Mε...Yσu Hαvε Nσ Idεα
95% Percent of teens would die having a nervous breakdown if The Jonas Brothers were standing on the edge of a tower ready to jump, copy and paste if your a part of the 4% who would bring a lawn chair and popcorn, and 1% would run up and push them off the building while video taping them
Oh that Justina Bieber, She's the finest fox out there!" "Oh wait.. thats a dude?"
No Justin Bieber you don't love that girl, you're 12.
"Alvin the chipmunk has a deeper voice than Justin Bieber."
"Awww! She has such a pretty voice! Oh wait.. thats Justin Bieber."
"What the heck?! Vauldemort isn't a lady! But Justin Bieber is."
"Justin Bieber, you don't love that girl, you're twelve."
Justin Bieber needs to go through puberty.
Hey Canada, while you take our gold medal, please take that Bieber kid back.
"If thats Justin Bieber in dude form, whats he like in girl form?!"
"Justin Bieber~ 'I'ma tell you one more time' Then he says it 20 more times."
Let's all beat the puberty out of Justin Bieber!
I know girls with deeper voices than Justin Bieber.
When Justin Bieber says "one less lonely girl" I think he means himself.
"Baby Baby Baby Ohh Like Baby Baby Baby....*" OK JUSTIN BIEBER,WE GET IT!
"Imma tell you one time.." Liar. You said that at least 25 times.
Justin Bieber, Michael Jackson, and Lady Gaga should have done a song together. It would only make sense, nobody knows what gender either of them are..
"That girl has such a pretty voice!" - "Mom, that's Justin Bieber."
I like how Lady Gaga has a deeper voice than Justin Bieber.
When Justin Biebers song came on the radio my dad said "Her voice is great!"
"Omfg. forget alvin the chipmunk, even fred has a deeper voice than Justin Bieber!"
Puberty is going to his Justin Bieber like a train.
Nobody over the age of 18 listens to Justin Bieber.
Poor Justin Bieber, everybody picks on her!
Justin Bieber: "Hello, I'm a white boy. From Canada."
"Justin Bieber is a nice guy. Don't judge him, you never know what he went through."
"Not puberty, that's for sure."
Justin Bieber got hit in the head with a waterbottle? To bad he dosnt get hit with puberty!
If 500 people put this on their profile, Justin Bieber will go through puberty!
IF YOU LIKE JUSTIN BEIBER, YOU ARE MENTAL!!!!!
Justin Beiber fell down the stairs.
ill be laughing my butt off
Justin Beiber got his finger stuck in the door.
still laughing
Justin Beiber's mom ran him over in her sport car.
ill be throwing a joy party!
Justin Beiber flipped over his bike and broke his arm
ill be doing a happy dance
Put this on your profile if your a Beiber hater!
95% of the teens would die of a stroke If they saw justin bieber about too jump off a skyscraper.Copy and paste this onto ur profile if u are the 5% that would sit in a lawn chair drinking lemonade, with a rolling video camera,screaming "JUMP ALREADY! IM WASTING FILM HERE!"
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F- Fight for you
R- Respect you
I- Inspire you
E- Encourage you
N- Need you
D- Deserve you
S- Stand by you
♥iF SOMEONE JUMPED U♥
♥ILL JUMP THEM♥
♥iF SOMEONE ROBS U ♥
♥ILL ROB THEM♥
♥iF SOME0NE HURTS y0U♥
♥i..LL KN0CK THEM 0UT ♥
♥iF y0UR oN DRUGS♥
♥i..LL MAKE y0U ST0P♥
♥iF y0U JUMPED 0FF A BRiDGE ♥
♥i..LL B 0N THA GR0UND T0 CATCH y0U ♥
♥iF y0U CRy♥
♥i..LL CRy ♥
♥iF y0UR KiCKED 0UT ♥
♥i..LL TAKE y0U iN ♥
♥iF y0UR W0RLD C0MES CRASHiN D0WN ♥
♥iLL B STANDiN RiTE NEXT T0 y0u ♥
───(♥)(♥)(♥)────(♥)(♥)(♥) __ ɪƒ ƴσυ'ʀє αʟσηє,
──(♥)██████(♥)(♥)██████(♥) ɪ'ʟʟ ɓє ƴσυʀ ѕɧα∂σѡ.
─(♥)████████(♥)████████(♥) ɪƒ ƴσυ ѡαηт тσ cʀƴ,
─(♥)██████████████████(♥) ɪ'ʟʟ ɓє ƴσυʀ ѕɧσυʟ∂єʀ.
──(♥)████████████████(♥) ɪƒ ƴσυ ѡαηт α ɧυɢ,
────(♥)████████████(♥) __ ɪ'ʟʟ ɓє ƴσυʀ ρɪʟʟσѡ.
──────(♥)████████(♥) ɪƒ ƴσυ ηєє∂ тσ ɓє ɧαρρƴ,
────────(♥)████(♥) __ ɪ'ʟʟ ɓє ƴσυʀ ѕɱɪʟє.
─────────(♥)██(♥) ɓυт αηƴтɪɱє ƴσυ ηєє∂ α ƒʀɪєη∂,
───────────(♥) __ ɪ'ʟʟ ʝυѕт ɓє ɱє
SORRY BUT I'M DELETING YOU FROM MY LIFE! Password: ******* ...LOADING...▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓ 99% ▒▒ ERROR! It is impossible to delete our friendship. You mean so much to me. Put this on your profile if you have a best friend relationship you could never delete :D
F- Fight for you
R- Respect you
I- Inspire you
E- Encourage you
N- Need you
D- Deserve you
S- Stand by you
FAKE FRIENDS: Never ask for food
REAL FRIENDS: Are the reason you have no food.
FAKE FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr/Mrs.
REAL FRIENDS: Call your parents by their first names.
FAKE FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.
REAL FRIENDS: Would be sittin next to you sayin "Dang...... that was fun!"
FAKE FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
REAL FRIENDS: Cry with you.
FAKE FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
REAL FRIENDS: Keep your stuff so long they forget its yours.
FAKE FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Could write a book about you with direct quotes from you.
FAKE FRIENDS: Will leave you behind to be with the crowd.
REAL FRIENDS: Will get the whole crowd to come over to you.
FAKE FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
REAL FRIENDS: Would knock after they've let themselves in.
FAKE FRIENDS: Will talk bad to the person who talks bad about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Will knock them out.
FAKE FRIENDS: Would ignore this.
REAL FRIENDS: Will repost it.
FAKE FRIENDS: Are for a while.
REAL FRIENDS: Are forever .
Friends never let friends do stupid stuff alone!!!
when u cry
i cry
when u laff
i laff
when u jump off a bridge
i laff even harder :] {not really, I‘d cry}
♥I'll always be beside you,
♥Until the very end,
♥Wiping all your tears away,
♥Being your best friend.
♥I'll smile when you smile,
♥And feel all the pain you do,
♥And if you cry a single tear,
♥I promise i'll cry to.
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Pεoplε Changε,
Things Go Wrong
But Just Rεmεmbεr.
Lifε Goεs On. <3
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It's funny how hello is always accompanied with goodbye,
It's funny how good memories can start to make you cry.
It's funny how forever never seems to last,
It's funny how much you'd lose if you forgot about your past.
It's funny how " friends " can just leave when your down.
It's funny when you need someone they're never around.
It's funny how people change and they think they're so much better,
It's funny how many lies can be packed in one " love letter. "
It's funny how people forgive but they can't forget,
It's funny how one night can contain so much regret.
It's funny how ironic life turns out to be,
But the funniest part of all, is that none of this is funny to me.
Remember when:
Getting high meant swinging on the playground?
Protection meant wearing a helmet?
When the worst things you could get from boys were cooties?
Your worst enemies were your siblings?
Race issues were about who ran the fastest?
War was only a card game & the only drug you knew was cough medicine?
When wearing a skirt didn’t make you a sl*t?
The most pain you felt was when you skinned your knees & goodbyes only meant until tomorrow? & we couldn’t wait to grow up?
Dear life,
When I asked if my day could get any worse,
it was a rhetorical question. not a challenge
I am Holly
I am a Labrador Retriever puppy
This is my story:
I my mommy told me she loved me, then sold me away.
To a bad, bad person ,I do not know his name
He hit me and kicked me
I wish we would set me free
I whimper in pain and he kicks me once more
"Stupid mutt" he says as he walks out the door
I'm sorry I’m making this tragedy rhyme
But I wish I could hear "I love you" one more time
I'm locked in the bathroom, and I cry
I wish i could see that nice blue sky
I've been here I long time, my stomach grumbles
Then I hear a person's mumbles
Are they going to let me out? Will they set me free?
No, it's just my master, here to pee.
No! He's hiding from the police.
Maybe their here to make this torture cease
Yes! They find him and they let me out
They take me to the pound and I wander about
Now I’m adopted, I live in a very nice place.
This is my story please copy and paste
If you hate animal abuse
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Here’s a speech and if u think its true...COPY AND PASTE IT NOW!!!!!
People who love and care animals,
Please spread this copy and paste this on your account or send it to your friend
All animal abusers just stop, just think if you were the animal
and you were treated so badly, and then the next day you were going to be put DOWN to DEATH, because they think you were too UGLY to be adopted, how would that make you feel???
I am not asking for war, but I am asking you to stop this instance NOW
I hope you hear me SPCA don't think your that perfect, if you love animals, than why are you putting them down, and feeding horrible food, and putting them in a cage that’s uncomfortable?? Explain me that?
I hope you learned your lesson if you did, then copy and paste this message NOW!!!
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Put this on your profile if you
love cats!
Animals have the same feelings as humans.
And it doesnt mean you have to hurt them.
Would you like to be abused? No. So care for animals.
You can all ways open your heart and save animals from being abused.
Put this on your page if you care about animals and don't like animal abuse
We are wolves
Part of a pack
We Scare
We Glare
We cover our tracks
We growl
We prowl
We howl as one
Just out of reach of the morning sun
We have no wings yet try to reach higher
As if our souls were on fire...
We are wolves
Do you love animals? The cute little innocent puppies at the pound, the lovable elders in your local neighborhood; everyone knows a cute animal. Did you know that 6-8 million dogs are killed each month from puppy mills and shelters because their behavior and starving to death? The owners of the mills cannot afford all of the dog food so they just put them down. Do you think this is right? Please, use common sense. What would you do? I personally would put it in a caring adoption place where they feed them, and take care of them so the puppy or dog could have a loving home in no time. Please, please, please do not abuse any pets. Whether it be a dog, cat, horse, chicken, pig, duck, rabbit, even a fish; they still have nerves in which they can feel pain..and they still have feelings. Please copy and paste this in your profile, or in other websites to spread the word of animal abuse..and that it should stop. Thank you.
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put this on
your page if u r one of the
8% that think
animals should be
treated with the
same rights as humans!
My name is Molly
I'm a cross bread collie
My mum said she loved me
But she sold me today
To a man that said
"you're a mutt go away"
He locked me up in his garden shed
So I'd whimpered and cry
But he told me to die.
Oh boy i wish i could see that blue sky.
I then heard a man shout
"let that dog out"
My master replied
"I think she has died"
So the man walked over and opened the door
And shook his head and shouted
"THIS DOG IS NOT DEAD!"
My master looked worried and tried to run
But the other man was faster and his job was done.
Later that day a lady came took me to her pound and
Said i was not to blame.
Then a few weeks later i was found a new home were
I was loved and cherished
Never left to perish.
That is my story now you have heard please support
R.S.P.C.A and put this on your profile
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You say Edward, I say Brambleclaw
You say Bella, I say Squirrelflight
You say Jacob, I say Hollyleaf
You say Washington, I say ThunderClan territory
You say Vampires, I say Cats
You say "How Romantic", I say, "StarClan!"
PUT THIS ON YOUR PAGE IF YOU LOVE Warrior Cats MORE THAN TWILIGHT!
You say Edward, I say Hawkfrost
You say Bella, I say Mothwing
You say dog, I say cat
You say soft and fuzzy, I say feirce and brave
You say woof woof, I say meow meow
You say RUN AWAY!, I say LET THE BATTLE BEGIN!!!!!
Post this on ur page if u LURVE RiverClan
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25 Ways you know you’ve been reading to much warriors
1) You set your watch for when the next book is coming out
2) You name your cat a warriors name
3) You name yourself a warriors name
4) You think every tabby cat is Tigerstar’s child
5) You keep your food in a pile
6) You use cobwebs instead of band-aids
7) You think your dreams are prophecies sent by StarClan
8) You think your parents are from two different Clans
9) You ask to go to the Medicine Cat instead of the doctor
10) You can recite the whole first book without thinking
11) You hate alley cats because they work for Scourge
12) You think that you should have an Apprentice
13) You ask your parents if you can go to the gathering every full moon
14) You belong to more then one warriors RPG site
15) You stay active on more then one RPG site
16) You call the road outside your house the Thunder Path
17) You walk around with a pin that says what Clan you belong too
18) You spend more then two hours a day talking about Warriors
19) You hold a naming ceremony for your siblings
20) You chew Cat Nip when you have a cough
21) Your afraid of Shadowclan
22) Your in love with one of the cats
23) You refer to your dinner as “fresh kill”
24) You write a page called “25 ways you know you’ve been reading to much warriors”
25) Your reading this right now
You say Edward, I say Percy
You say Bella, I say Annabeth
You say Jacob, I say Luke
You say Washington, I say Camp Half-Blood
You say Vampires, I say Demigods
You say "How Romantic", I say, "Olympus!"
PUT THIS ON YOUR PAGE IF YOU LOVE Percy Jackson WAY, WAY MORE THAN TWILIGHT!
97% of teens would cry if they
saw Robert Patterson
(Edward Cullen from Twilight)
standing on top of a sky scraper,
about to jump.
If you're one of the 3%
who would sit, eating
popcorn screaming
"DO A BACK
FLIP YOU SPARKLY RETARD!"
then copy this and paste it to your profile
90% of girls would die if robert pattison was to jump off a building.Copy and paste this onto ur profile if you are the 10% to shout JUMP YOU SPARKLY RETARD!!!
My name is Syd
I am three
my eyes r swollen
i cannot see
i must be stupid
i must be bad
what else could have made
my daddy mad?
i wish i were better
i wish i weren't ugly
then maybe my mommy
would still want to hug me
when im awake im all alone
the house is dark
my folks aren't home
when my mommy does come
ill try to be nice
so maybe ill just
one whipping tonight
dont make a sound!
i hear him curse
my name he calls
i press myself
against the wall
i try to hide
from his evil eyes
im so afraid now
im starting to cry
he slaps me and hits me
and yells at me more
i finally get free
and i run for the door
he's already locked it
and i start to bawl
he takes me and throws me
against the hard wall
i fall to the floor
with my bones nearly broken
and my daddy continues
with more bad words spoken
"I'm sorry!", i scream
but its much too late
his faced is twisted
in unimaginable hate
the hurt and pain
again and again
oh please god have mercy!
oh please let it end!
and he finally stops
and heads for the door
while i lay motionless
sprawled on the floor
my name is Syd
and i am three
tonight my daddy
murdered me.<------copy-and-paste this to ur profile if u r against child abuse
My name is Mona
I am but three,
My eyes are swollen
I cannot see,
I must be stupid
I must be bad,
What else could have made
My daddy so mad?
I wish I were better
I wish I weren't ugly,
Then maybe my mommy
Would still want to hug me.
I can't speak at all
I can't do a wrong
Or else I'm locked up
All the day long.
When I awake I'm all alone
The house is dark
My folks aren't home.
When my mommy does come
I'll try and be nice,
So maybe I'll get just
One whipping tonight.
Don't make a sound!
I just heard a car
My daddy is back
From Charlie's Bar.
I hear him curse
My name he calls
I press myself
Against the wall.
I try and hide
From his evil eyes
I'm so afraid now
I'm starting to cry.
He finds me weeping
He shouts ugly words,
He says its my fault
That he suffers at work.
He slaps me and hits me
And yells at me more,
I finally get free
And I run for the door.
He's already locked it
And I start to bawl,
He takes me and throws me
Against the hard wall.
I fall to the floor
With my bones nearly broken,
And my daddy continues
With more bad words spoken.
"I'm sorry!", I scream
But its now much too late
His face has been twisted
Into unimaginable hate.
The hurt and the pain
Again and again
Oh please God, have mercy!
Oh please let it end!
And he finally stops
And heads for the door,
While I lay there motionless
Sprawled on the floor.
My name is Mona
And I am but three,
Tonight my daddy
Murdered me.
Things to do in an elevator
1) crack open your briefcase or handbag and say,
“Got enough air in there?”
2) stand motionless and silent in the corner facing the wall without getting off
3) when arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors, then act embarrassed when they open
4) greet everyone with a warm handshake then ask them to call you Admiral
5) meow occasionally
6) stare at another person for a while then say “You’re one of THEM” then back away slowly
7) say “DING!” at every floor
8) say “I wonder what these do?” then press all the red buttons
9) make explosion noises when anyone presses a button
10) stare, grinning at another person for a while then announce “ I don’t have any socks on”
11) when the elevator is silent, look around then ask “ Is that your beeper?”
12) try to make a personal phone call on an emergency phone
13) draw a little square on the ground with chalk then announce “ This is my personal space”
14) when there’s only one other passenger in the elevator poke them then act like in wasn’t you
15) push the buttons and act like they give you a shock, smile, then go back for more
16) ask if you can push the buttons for someone else then push the wrong ones
17) hold the doors open and say you’re waiting for a friend then after a while let the doors close and say “ Hey Greg, how was your day?”
18) drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to pick in up then yell
“Hey that’s mine!”
19) bring a camera and take pictures of all the passengers
20) pretend you’re a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with passengers
21) Swat at flies that don’t exist
22) Call out “Group hug!” then enforce it.
~~~~~~~~~16 THINGS TO DO AT WAL-MART~~~~~~~~~
1.Throw Skittles at peole and yell, "Taste the rainbow!"
2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.
4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
" 'Code 3' in housewares".... and see what happens.
5. Go up to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.
8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"
9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.
10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.
11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.
12. Put a dora explorer doll in the middle of the store and if someone tries to pick it up,jump out and say,"SWIPER NO SWIPING!"
13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"
14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!"
15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!
16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "go, pikachu, go!"
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~340 ways to get kicked out of Target~
1. Take someone's shopping cart and switch the items with stuff from the person next to them's cart
2. Walk up to complete strangers and say, "Hi! I haven't seen you in so long!..." etc. See if they play along to avoid embarrassment
3. Smash the person in front of you on the head with a ham
4. Go up to some old geezer & say "Grandpa!!! You're ALIVE!!! It's a MIRACLE!!! etc."
5. Take something from someone else's cart, when they say "hey, that's mine! " call the security and say that the other ... person was trying to take your _____
6. Move "Caution: Wet Floor" signs to carpeted areas.
7. Hide in the center of the clothes circle where people find shirts, and jump out and yell "AIHAIHAIHAIHAIHAIHAIHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!"
8. Go into the dressing room, wait a few minutes, then yell "THERES NO TOILET PAPER IN HERE!!"
9. Get a batman costume, put it on, and run around the store screaming at the top of your lungs, "COME ROBIN! TO THE BATMOBILE!"
10. Hide between clothing and then jump out and yell "PICK ME"
11. When someone asks if you need help, begin to cry and ask, "Why won't you people just leave me alone?"
12. Take up an entire aisle in Toys by setting up a full scale battlefield with G.I. Joes vs. the X-Men
13. Hide in a clothes circle. When someone with a shopping cart goes by stick your hand out and steal something from them
14. Grab a guitar and start singing Wake Me Up When September Ends in a loud shrieking half screaming voice
15. Randomly place 24 bags of candy in peoples carts
16. Go to an empty checkout stand and try to check people out.
17. Go up to an employee and in a official tone say "code three in house ware" and see what happens
18. Follow people through the aisles, always staying about five feet away. Continue to do this until they leave the department
19. Challenge other customers to duels with tubes of gift wrap
20. Set up a concert of singing hamster dolls. Get your friends and turn them on all at the same time. Then act like a conductor
21. Make up nonsense products and ask newly hired employees if there are any in stock, i.e., "Do you have any Shnerples here?"
22. Open a pack of yugioh cards and challenge random people to a "d-d-d-d-d-d-duel!"
23. While walking around alone, pretend someone is with you and get into a very serious conversation
24. Tape a walkie-talkie to the back of a Barbie doll and say to random people, "I know where you live..."
25. Attempt to drown in a kiddy pool...
26. Drag a lounge chair on display over to the magazines and relax. If the store has a food court, buy a soft drink; explain that you don't get out much, and ask if they can put a little umbrella in it
27. Open up random packages in the toy aisle then walk off. If an employee asks what you're doing, just say "I changed my mind."
28. Run around Wal-Mart in a bathing suit singing the Surfin' USA theme song
29. Say things like, "Would you be as kind so to direct me to your Twinkies?"
30. If an employee comes within 30 ft scream "GET AWAY FROM ME!!!" Then run out of the store screaming
31. Walk up to an employee and ask questions like how come this store is called wal mart? Or what's up with your hair? Why do you people wear name tags can't you all remember your own names?
32. Test the fishing rods and see what you can "catch" from the other aisles
33. Glare menacingly at anyone who comes within 40 ft of you. Then hiss like a snake and act like you're going to bite them
34. Throw a fake rubber snake into some lady's face and watch her freak out
35. Squeeze their legs and either sing, "I like to move it, move it! Or say "You got chicken legs!"
36. Dart around suspiciously while humming the theme from "Mission: Impossible."
37. While no one's watching quickly switch the men's and women's signs on the doors of the rest room
38. Bring your pet pit-bull into Wal-mart. Act casual. If someone is brave enough to walk up to you and tell you to get out, simply reply "He's going to help me pick out his favorite dog food"
39. TP as much of the store as possible
40. Whenever you hear a voice saying, clean up etc fall to the ground sobbing screaming the voices!! then get back up & act normal
41. Dress up in a trench coat & wear sunglasses. Walk up to someone browsing and say "The rooster is in the nest" Wait for a reply. After they finish talking, hand them a cap gun and whisper "use this wisely."
42. Go to the music aisle and start singing horrible karaoke
43. Walk along look at someone giggle at them & say to no one... I know I know...
hehehe keep doing it until they give you a weird look & walk off
44. Set all the alarm clocks to go off at ten minute intervals throughout the day
45. Go in to the camping department and enter a tent then tell random customers that they can come in if they bring a pillow from the bedding department
46. Broadcast K-mart commercials over the intercom
47. Go up to the bagel section with cream cheese all over your face. Then start chanting, "We love bagels! We love bagels!"
48. Over the intercom say there is a big sale on all items in electronics department and first 10 people to the check outs gets one item free... & see what happens
49. Randomly start putting different size undergarments in peoples carts
50. Contaminate the entire auto department by sampling all the spray air fresheners
51. Run through the store and jump on random peoples carts singing I KNOW A SONG THAT GETS ON EVERYBODYS NERVES!!
52. Go up to random people and poke them. If they ask you what you're doing or tell you
to stop, tell them that you're trying to find out what they ate for dinner last night
53. Do your American Idol audition in front of the security cameras
54. Get a marker & go over all the barcodes with a line then go purchase your items... the person who is serving you will have to enter all the barcodes in by hand
55. Go up to some of the customers while your carrying a paper bag and say "trick or treat!" and if they don't give you anything, do the sad puppy dog face
56. Hide under a big pile of clothes and throw random objects at people when they walk by
57. Get a stuffed animal and go to the front of the store and begin stroking it lovingly, saying "Good girl, good Bessie."
58. Walk up to a pizza place and ask for a Mcchicken
59. Go to the bathroom with a cantaloupe (hidden) Make grunting noises and drop the cantaloupe in the toilet. Then say "Phew, That's better"
60. Put blue paint on your hand and when you see someone put your hand on their shirt and point at them and say, "A clue a clue!"
61. Go to a clerk and tell them u lost your son and ask if they can call his name over the speaker! When they ask u his name make up a ridiculous name
62. Leave cryptic messages on the typewriters
63. While Humming the theme to Mission Impossible While wearing all black, knock over all of the cans
64. Take all the CD's put them in the wrong place and when an employee puts them all back yell at her and mess them up again
65. Go to the front of the store in a baby diaper and ask a macho guy to change you
66. Take a friend with you and a younger child and start arguing over who gets custody then have the child run away and out of the store and yell CILLY COME BACK!!!
67. Climb up a ladder & try doing a King Kong thing
68. Run through the make-up department and yell, "There's a dead body in aisle 3!!!"
69. Grab a can of whipped cream & find a bald guy Spray it on his head
70. Dress up in a fairy costume, and climb up a ladder and when people go by say "your
wish is granted"
71. Dress up as a giant smiley face and whip price signs! Then yell "ROLLBACK!!!"
72. Walk up to someone act like you can read their mind & say... sir or madam... don't think that.
73. Walk towards a group of people and hit your head and say in a loud voice, "Shut up in there."
74. Put make up all over your face so it looks like a 2 year old did it and then say, "She's horrible at giving make-overs!" and point to a random woman.
75. Go up to random people and ask them if they will be your friends then link arms and start to sing the friends theme song
76. Ride those little electronic cars at the front of the store
77. Smear ketchup on yourself, lie on your back in the kids aisle, and pretend to be dead
78. Lay a 20 dollar bill on the ground and back away and when someone tries to pick it up run up to them and yell hands off my dollar!! Then got to a manager and tell him that they
stole 20 dollars from you
79. Randomly throw things over into neighboring aisles
80. Try all of the sodas and put them back then say, "Yup, that stuff's not poisonous."
81. Play with the calculators so that they all spell "hello" upside down
82. Run up to random people and ask if they like green eggs and ham
83. Attempt to fit into very large gym bags, then attempt to fit others into very large gym bags
84. Bang on the pots and pans in the cooking aisle
85. Act as though you are being beaten and fall onto the ground screaming and having convulsions
86. Swing on the half price banners
87. Go up to a random person and tap on his/her shoulder. When the person looks at you, ask what and walk off like you're annoyed
88. Burp and say mmmm, tasty
89. Hold Barbie for ransom
90. Run around with a country music cd and sing Queen's "We Will Rock You"
91. throw random items over into the next aisle and see if you can score into someone's cart
92. Ride around in a Barbie jeep with Barbie in the front seat and act like you're talking to her by saying "Let's bust this joint!"
93. Wrap a hose around you and shout, "AAH! I'M BEING HELD HOSTAGE!"
94. Do your own radio show over the intercom
95. Go to the aisle with the Star Wars stuff and hold up a Luke Skywalker toy and say "Luke, I am your father" and make breathing noises in your darth vader mask
96. Glue pennies on the floor 'heads' side up
97. Knock over all the shelves and run around screaming 'EARTHQUAKE! EVERYON RUN!
98. find a pair of walkie talkies and have a conversation with your self when everyone is watching you
99. Go to the checkout and buy a bar of candy. Repeat, going to the same cash register, until the clerk notices
100. Grab heavy but not too heavy objects, and see who can throw them the most aisles over
101. Buy expensive stuff, go home and use white-out and a pen to change the price to something much lower, and the total much higher, then return and demand a refund
102. get a cardboard box, go in the store and pop out of the box and give out candy to passerby
103. Find the fish section and when someone walks by begin to pet the fish tank and say, "I know how you feel..."
104. Spill water on the floor, and run around claiming that the store is flooded
105. As the cashier runs your purchase over the scanner say "BEEP" in a loud voice. Repeat this for every item, and for other customers items
106. Scream really loudly and when someone tells you to be quiet scream, "I will not be silenced!!!!"
107. Hold a bag of frozen veggies over your head and yell "Fear me and my evil army of frozen carrots!!"
108. Hug someone randomly and say, "I love u mommy!"
109. Go in the undergarments section and ask random people if they think this will fit
110. Tie a plushie to one end of a string your ankle to the other end, and run around screaming "HELP! IT'S AFTER ME!"
111. Start yelling at the stuffed animals when there are people around
112. Grab some pampers Pull-Ups and while buying them yell at the clerk "Mommy, guess what? I'm a big kid now!!"
113. Go into the bedding department and with cookies in your hand lay on a bed then pretend ur having a nightmare about cookies and yell " COOKIE!! COOKIE!!!! NOOOOOO!!!!" Then start rolling around
114. Make evil eyes at someone and start whispering, "I'm the little girl from the well... I've been waiting..."
115. Go to the cafeteria area and buy frys. Then stand by the door and when people walk through throw the frys above their head like there getting married
116. look at old people with wide eyes saying, "I see dead people!"
117. Get a tent ( With holes preferably ) and tell people to come in your lair. When they do chuck popcorn at them and ask them who invited them in
118. Ride around on those electric cars and pretend that your a prissy English Man. Say things like "Cheerio, good man." to people who walk by. And don't forget to have perfect posture.
119. Chase your friends up and down aisles trying to run over them with those electric cars. Make sure to tell your friends to act like they don't know you.
120. Spend all your money riding on those little rides for toddlers. Fit the character; if your
on a horse, then pretend that your a cowboy, etc. And if a little kid comes over wanting to use it, start barking at them until they run away crying.
121. Have silly string fights with a friend. Hide behind customers and "accidentally" hit the people instead of your friend.
122. Draw mustaches on all the pictures and mannequins.
123. Walk up to the customer service and when they say "Hello, how may I help you?" say "Yes, I'll have a Quarter Pounder with cheese, one strawberry shake, a large order of french fries and a diet coke." And when they start to talk, say "Oh, to go". Then when they say that they can't give it to you say "Oh, This is because I'm gay isn't it? I'd expect
this from McDonalds, but not Walmart
124. Get popcorn and throw at customers, sneaking up on them in an un stealth-like way, while yelling random things 125. Start to madly scratch yourself and walk up to people asking where the rash cream is because your family and all your friends seem to have a rash too.
126. When your alone, have loud conversations with your "multiple personalities". Have an English man, a Southern person, someone from New York, a Grandma, and a 5 year old girl all at the same time. You have to use accents.
127. Start "dancing" like mad. Basically, just wail your arms and legs around like your
having some kind of massive seizure.
128. Try on crazy costumes and walk casually through the store.
129. Stick your arm in your jacket and suspiciously start to leave the store. Get really tense and start to lean over as your walking through the doors As if your suspecting the alarms to go off. Then when it doesn't go off, let out a big sigh. Then quickly look around you to see who's watching and run away as fast as you can.
130. Balance EVERYTHING you see on the tips of your finger, your nose, your forehead, and the top of your head while singing the circus song.
131. Spend hours staring at a little blinking light. After a while, start saying blink everytime it blinks. Don't look away, just stay mesmerized.
132. Light a match under a sprinkler
133. Walk up to someone and say "Oh, so your back for more. I warned you never to come back here. Wait here while I go get my shot gun". Then walk away.
134. Buy something that is like $5 and give the cashier all pennies.
135. Walk up to a guy and say "Oh my god, is it you? Oh my god it is!!! I haven't seen you in so long!!!!" Then kiss him. Then slap and him say "Why didn't you ever call me??" Then walk away. Much more affective if you're a guy.
136. Stand next to a maniquin and pretend that your a mannequin. Try to hold the same position for as long as possible. Then finally as someone is walking by, check your watch and say. "Finally, my shift is done. I really don't get paid enough to do this"
137. Stare at the ceiling. See how many people look up.
138. Start singing oldies songs in to megaphone.
139. start hitting on the mannequins.
140. Super-glue a quarter to the floor and count how many people try to pick it up.
141. Switch the price tags with something expensive and something really cheap.
142. Put women's clothes into men's carts.
143. Put preppy stuff, like short skirts and whatnot, into old men's carts when they aren't looking.
144. Run around in front of a mirror screaming "COPYCAT!"
145. Bring a friend and a stopwatch. Get carts and race around. every time you nock something over, subtract a second from your time. You usually get kicked out before you figure out who won.
146. Find a couple. Run up to the one who is an opposite gender from you, slap them, and say "WHAT IS THIS? I THOUGHT WHAT WE HAD WAS SPECIAL!!!"
147. Go up to an assistant and ask for mayonnaise. When they say they don't have it, start crying and scream, "Now how am I supposed to paint my toenails?!?"
148. Lay on the floor and do a ground angel
149. Steal their ketchup, go on the counter, smear ketchup all over you and say HELP ME HELP ME! OMG! THE HOTDOG KILLED ME!
150. Start jumping on one of their beds attempt to fall asleep until one guy tells you to get off. Then yell 'HEY! WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?!?!? GET OUT OF MY HOUSE! GET AWAY FROM MY BED!!!!"
151. Run around switching all of the open signs on the cash registers to closed and all of
the closed signs to open. Watch the customers get confused.
152. Ask for Goat Milk
153. Make sure somebody's in the same aisle, then run screaming into a wall. Fall down and say "AHHH! The pain, the horrible, terrible pain!" Until someone asks if you're alright. When they do, get up and say, "Yes, I'm fine, why?" And then walk away calmly like nothing happened.
154. Dress up as an emo kid, then scream at people, "WHY HAVE YOU COME TO WORSEN MY MISERY?!"
155. Dress up as a ninja and go around the store karate chopping people
156. Ride a horse on a stick toy thing and have your friend pull you around the store on a skateboard while you scream, "The British are coming! The British are coming!"
157. Turn a cart over and put towels over it so they can't see in. when someone starts to open it, start yelling "Hey, I'm Using the Bathroom in here!!!"
158. Buy a chocolate bar, go to the bathroom, smear chocolate on your hand, reach under the next stall and ask, "Can I have some toilet paper?"
159. Take a fishing pole, tie it to a dollar, and go fishing for humans!
160. Climb up to one of the really high shelves and start singing Christmas carols at the top of your lungs. Works better around summer.
161. Get a mirror and put it on top of a cart so it lay across it. Get on top and have someone push you down an isle, and Sing "Surfin' USA"
162. When the intercom comes on, fall on your knees and scream in tears of joy, "God
has spoken!!!"
163. Get on a bike and ride around and crash into everything and everyone who gets in your way.
164. Pour a bunch of lemonade from the entrance to the bathroom and come out saying someone should have told me where the bathroom was quicker!
165. Steal guns and ammo and shoot all the TV's you can find. whoever blows up most wins
166. Get an umbrella and have someone in a cart (or just a tall person) pour water on it while you sing Raindrops Are Fallin' On My Head.
167. Call the front desk and when they answer the phone say I'm sorry, your call could not be completed as dialed. Please hang up and try again. Then call and say I'm sorry, I will have to put you on hold. Can you call back? I'm busy on isle 3.
168. Go into one of those employees only doors and go behind some food shelves. when people reach out to grab food, grab their arm and start to pull on it.
169. eat all the ice cream boxes and then blame it on a worker with ice cream all over your face
170. Pour carrots on the floor so the employees have to pick it up. Continue doing it for a long period of time.
171. Skate around on a skateboard, then fall over and pretend to break your leg.
172. Start playing the violin.
173. Stare at a blank T.V, for an hour and when somebody asks what your doing, answer,
"Shh, this is my favorite show!"
174. Stand on the conveyor belt at the check out with a barcode on your forehead.
175. Start saying stuff like argetrargrehargenstartgen to everyone who walks in.
176. walk around in dirty cloths and eat all the produce lika a bum
177. Poke people and run away screaming, "Don't touch me!!!"
178. Stare at people for a minute and then smile at them happily
179. Beat your chest and run around screaming like Tarzan.
180. Throw stuff on the floor and start yelling at an imaginary friend.
181. Shoot spitwads at people and then fall on the ground laughing hysterically
182. Go into a bathroom that is of the opposite gender of yourself and open the stalls saying, "Ooh la la!"
183. Walk up to random people, give them a hug, and say, "I love you!"
184. Dress up as an old man and start stealing stuff
185. Start a fire, then sit around it with your friends in Indian clothes.
186. Walk around in a court jester costume
187. Run at people with a pitch fork
188. Pretend that you're having a heart attack
189. Throw tomatoes at people and then tackle them
190. Get on the intercom and calmly say, "Attention shoppers. I would like to inform you that the world is about to end, and that there's a sale on isle two."
191. Buy a carton of vanilla ice cream, run up to the cash register, tell the cashier you forgot your money, then start dancing like Napoleon Dynamite, screaming, "Where's my chap stick?!"
192. Pretend to be Spiderman by running up walls and trying to save people
193. Claim isle three as your 'Secret Lair'
194. Run around the store singing the My Little Pony theme song as loud as you can.
195. Get a giant Christmas stocking and hop around in it like it's a potato sack on field day
196. Build a wall out of stuffed animals
197. Put on a cape and run around singing the Phantom of the Opera
198. Yell curse words at people
199. Knock down as many displays as you can
200. Go up to a random old guy with white hair and say, "I want Bratz for Christmas! Thank you Santa!" and then give him a hug and run away.
201. Dress up in a super villain costume and then go around the store yelling, "MARRY ME!" to random people
202. Go up to a tough looking guy and push him and say you wanna fight? And when he pushes back start to cry and run away
203. Point to a cash register and ask the cashier, "How much is that?"
204. Get a tent and campout with the Barbie dolls in the toy isle
205. Chew gum loudly in people's faces
206. Throw a poke-ball at someone and yell, "PIKACHU, I CHOOSE YOU!"
207. Turn on all the flashlights, hang them from the ceiling, stand under them, scatter confetti at your feet, and start singing, using a Barbie as a microphone.
208. Play baseball in the middle of the store, then score a home run and run around the store screaming.
209. Flirt with someone, plan a date, and then break up with them, all in 10 minutes.
210. Get a cart and pile it high with items. When the cashier tells you the price, exclaim, "What a rip off!" And walk out of the store.
211. Start singing, "Tinkle, tinkle, little star! In a toilet that's real far! Up above us in the sky! It's weird to learn that pee does fly! Make sure it does never land! In my, my, my, my, my hand!"
212. Find all the beans you can and put them in your cart, and then tell random people that it's your breakfast, lunch, and dinner for the next couple years.
213. Pay for your stuff with all pennies, and then come up one too short.
214. Scream, "Look! Someone's stealing an old lady's purse!" and when they look away, take all the stuff in their cart and throw it around the store shouting "I'm a terrorist!"
215. Run out of the dressing room screaming, "Michael Jackson has my dad!"
216. Go to the pet isle. Point to a fish and say, "I'll have that one. And that one. And that one..." Keep going until you've pointed to every fish they have in stock
217. Tap dance through the store
218. Change the music on the intercom to Mexican
219. Rip open every package you see
220. Get on a bike and have your friend chase you. Pretend you are going to run over somebody and then move out the way.
221. Stand in front of the security camera and pretend to die (dramatically)
222. Scream "SECURITY!" as loud as you can. When they come up act all panicky and say "This is really important!" Then smile and say, "Hi."
223. Sing "Mary Had A Little Lamb" as loud as you can in the music section, then smile and say "Well, it's the music section so I thought you might like some live music." Then sing it again.
224. Run around with underwear on your head, screaming, "I am Captain Underpants!"
225. Follow a male security dude and ask him where the "feminine needs" are.
226. Go to the toy isle, set up the GI joe figures and yell, " Then it's WAR!!!"
227. Pull down your pants next to a flower display and "water" the flowers.
228. Go to the bakery section and yell "I LOVE PIE!" to everyone you see.
229. Take all the pets out of their cages, including the fish.
230. Grab a strawberry shortcake doll and go to the bakery section. Tell the baker "I'd like to buy strawberry shortcake!" and hold the doll in their face.
231. Scream, "GET OUT OF MY YARD!" to everyone who walks by you.
232. Announce that there's a huge sale at Target
233. Throw a party in a busy isle
234. Test drive lawn mowers
235. Have a tennis tournament in the middle of the store
236. Throw all the bouncy balls in the toy section everywhere and let them bounce around
237. Carry a bomb and make it explode
238. Eat a bunch of candy and refuse to pay for it
239. Go to the in store restaurant and order anything. When receiving it tell them that this was not what you wanted. Refuse to pay and go tell the manager
240. Hide in a pile of plushies and then jump out at people who walk by
241. Act like an old lady and scream, "AH! I broke my back! This wouldn't happen at Target!"
242. Pretend to be a life size Barbie. When someone wants to buy you, run away screaming that someone was trying to kidnap you.
243. Take a marker to all the happy faces. Then change the prices. That will start an uproar
244. When a clerk stops you and asks your name read their name of their id card. When they say it's not your name scream, "IDENTITY THEFT!!!"
245. Throw jelly sweets at the cashiers
246. Steal a shopping cart(As in take it out of the store and put it in your car)
247. Ride on the back of the carts. (they hate it when you do that) Run into other carts yelling like a maniac.
248. Follow one person around the store. Poke them ever so often. When the snap and yell at you scream, "STALKER!!"
249. Pretend like you're a person who works there and walk around saying, "Can I help you find anything?"
250. Spill cooking oil all over the floor and then slide in it
251. Pretend like you're blind and can't find what your looking for. Go up to random people and ask, "Will you help me find some cat food for Fluffy?"
252. Bowl with bottles full of open soda
253. Run around with a bowl of cheerios yelling, "It lowered my cholesterol!"
254. Order a pizza from the cashier
255. Ask to have your pizza shaken, not stirred
256. Start a food fight
257. Go up to a fat woman and say, "Taxi?"
258. Put underwear over your shorts, get a blue shirt, yellow paint, and red paint, paint an s on the shirt, go to the material section, cut a red cape, then get an umbrella, open it, and jump off the tops of shelves.
259. Take the spray paint and paint all the people around you
260. Go up to random people and hug them while putting a 'Kick Me' sign on the back of their shirt
261. Hide in dark places with a golden ring. when people walk by, jump out at them hissing, "We wants it! You cants have it!" Then gently whisper, "it will be alright my precious"
262. Flip off the manager
263. Go to the food section, take all of the boxed items out, and stack them up to make a fort. Glue can help. And creating a 'distraction' elsewhere for the employees to handle while you work does too...
264. Drop a pen and let someone else go and pick it up for you. When they do try to pick it up yell to them, "HEY THATS MY PEN THEIF!"
265. Bring a slip n' slide blast some Music and bring some random people to it and kick their back so they slide accross the slip n' slide and scream "PARTY IN THE HIZ HOUSE!!!!!!!"
266. Throw a dance party
267. Write on the floors
268. Pull all the clothes off the racks into a pile on the floor and hide under it, and when someone tries to pick the clothes up, leap out cackling madly and run down the aisles, still cackling.
269. Go up to someone and say "look over there" Then pull down their pants. And, if you're lucky, their underwear.
270. Pretend to have an asthma attack, and when someone tries to help you, bite them. Or pretend to faint.
271. Get a bag of chips and walk around the store eating them. When an employee tries to stop you or make you pay, tell them that they're your chips! Keep screaming it.
272. Spray a customer with pepper spray and scream, "Help! Help! He's a rapist!"
273. Pretend to be a rabid dog and run around growling at people. Then if someone tries to stop you, bite them.
274. Lie on the floor. Just lie there. It is guaranteed to freak people out. Either pretend to be asleep, or to have passed out.
275. Take toys and put them on the floor and take a cart. Start running over the toys screaming, "Monster Truck Mania!!!"
276. Climb up the shelves/storage units, then refuse to come down.
277. Take red juice Pour it on your face make streaks or stripes then layout on the floor with a flower in your hand when a crowd of people come stand up and walk like a zombie!
278. Grab a bowl, spoon, milk, and cereal. Eat it right there and tell them you'll pay when your done.
279. Stand on the conveyer belt when your checking out and walk like its a treadmill... then ask for a speed increase
280. Wrap yourself in toilet paper rolls and pretend to be a mummy looking for your wife, Cleopatra
281. Follow a stranger around and mimic them. Continue doing this for a long period of time.
282. If you are in Target, say there is a code yellow
283. Get some candy corn form the candy aisle put two on your canine teeth and go around the store biting peoples necks
284. Flirt with the manager's wife
285. Walk calmly to the CDs, when u see one that has Hilary Duff, yell (if you're a fan) OHMIGOD! HILARY'S LATEST! OHMIGOSH, I, LIKE HAVE TO HAVE THIS! (if you're not a fan) Find a hammer, take the CD, gently put it on the floor, then mash it like a madman.
286. Run around spinning and say you're the Tasmanian devil
287. Run around in circles and yell, "I'M THE CIRCLE MAN!"
288. Announce a sock-sliding contest and take off your shoes and start sliding. It's actually really fun...
289. Go up to a employee ask for a application and where it says goals write down 'to take over Wal-Mart' and turn it in
290. Get a water gun and threaten someone with it. A cashier is usually a prime candidate. Then say in a low, dangerous voice (without collapsing into laughter) "Empty out the cash register."
291. Take a soda, shake it up, and then spray it at people.
292. Hide in the clothes so when someone comes to look you yell, "PICK ME!"
293. Request that an employee find you an imaginary product, then keep saying: "I know it's here somewhere, just keep looking!" Eventually the employee will run out of patience, so then you say: "You've been punked!" And run out screaming and laughing. (Maybe you won't get kicked out, but you'll freak an employee out...)
294. Print out a bunch of advertisements for Target, Marshalls, etc... Then calmly go around taping/gluing/stapling them to products, people, and walls. It helps to have a WHOLE lot of them.
295. Move things around. (Put frozen food in with the barbies, etc...)
296. If a fat person has a twinkies in their cart take it out and start eating it and spit it out on them and yell, "That crud is sick!"
297. Point at an old man and yell, "LOOK EVERYONE! IT'S BRITNEY SPEARS!"
298. Put a ski mask on and wear a black cape with black clothes and a fake sword and yell, "Zoro has returned!"
299. Dress up as an old lady and whack people with your purse and when employees come to stop you, pretend to faint
300. Go to Wal-Mart at 2:00 in the morning and do cartwheels around the store screaming, "I'm pregnant!"
301. Put on a long wig and claim to be Pocahontas
302. Break some glass, then accuse a flying monkey
303. Threaten a cashier with a candy bar
304. Bring in scissors and glue. If anyone asks, tell them you are fulfilling your dream of giving Wal Mart a Make Over.
305. Buy a bag of candy. Start to walk away, then ask if you can exchange them. Repeat until they get angry.
306. Go to the dairy section and protest against milking cows. Say things like, "What if the cows aren't ok with us milking them? Cows have rights too!" 307. Redecorate the Rollback Smiley Face so he is green with neon pink eyes.
308. Go up to the manager and ask where the nearest K-Mart is.
309. If you see a couple holding hands, run through their hands and scream, "RED ROVER!"
310. Grab a gnome, then hide in a clothes rack and when someone picks out a shirt or whatever jump out and yell "The gnome did it! The gnome did it!" Then throw the gnome and run.
311. Put up free sample signs all over the store and watch people leave with their "free samples."
312. Run around the store screaming, "OMG! HELP! PINTO BEANS ARE TAKING OVER COSTCO! AHHH!"
313. In Walmart, they give out free stickers. Take them and decorate your body with them. 314. Get a bunch of your friends, about 10 or more, and go up to a lady who looks like she's in her 20's. When there are lots of people around, ask, "Mommy? Can we have some ice cream?"
315. Spit in the manager's face
316. Stare at a customer for a long time while saying, "Hello, hello, hello" nonstop until they get really mad
317. Go to customer service and say, "Your fat vallet guy stole my car."
318. Put an "Out of Order" sign on the manager's butt
319. Go up to customers and whisper, "Seven Days..." and if they turn around, pelt them with Skittles
320. Melt chocolate, then scream, "Free face masks!"
321. Wear a pair of bright yellow pants on your head and run around screaming, "They Got Me!!"
322. Slap the manager and scream, "He's alive! He's ALIVE!!!"
323. Put a lot of matches and gasoline in your cart, then smile at people
324. Run around the store five times, and when you are done, scream, "I WIN!" and do a victory dance
325. Let a collie lose in the store, then scream, "Lassie, come home!"
326. Make your friend that's a guy try on girl clothes and then have him run around like a crazy person.
327. Hide in a boys clothes rack, and when a boy with glasses walks by, scream, "You're a wizard, Harry!"
328. Grab lots of G.I. Joe action figures and Water Bombs and yell, "ITS WAR!!!" whenever someone walks by and throw the bombs at them.
329. Put a Dora toy on the floor and when someone tries to pick it up, yell, "Swiper No Swiping!"
330. Buy a fake but expensive looking vase. (ex. a cheap glass pot.) Fill it with some ash and soot. Then take it to an employee, bump into him and drop it so it shatters. Then keep screaming at him that it was your mother and you will sue him for every thing he owns, and tell him he has to pick it up then and there or he will be cursed for 10 years.
331. Put a squirt gun in a stuffed elmo's hand and scream, "Everybody down!! Elmo's got a gun!"
332. Drive around in a kiddie car singing the batman theme song.
333. Run around with underwear on your head screaming, "I'm Blind!!!
334.Go to a clerk and say May I speak with your manager When you she takes you to the manager YELL There is no more pants in the storage apartment So i am taking yours!!!PANTS HIM AND RUN IN TO A LADYS DRESSING ROOM
335.Go to the video game section and play the sample video games. When someone walks by and watches you say, "Cmon mom just one more level!"
336. Take a camera from the camera place and act like your a news reporter taking pictures for a news paper
337. Walk into the dressing room (opposite gender) go into a stall somebody is using and say, "I think that looks ugly" and keep doing that until you get kicked out
338. When somebody walks by drop something infront of them thats $30 or more. When they react go to an employee and say, "Somebody broke that!" and when they argue back (if they do) run out of the store.
339. (This one will get you banned from the store) Go to the sports section, take a baseball bat then go to the video game section and break open the glass to a Ps3, Xbox, or Wii. Then just run to another state.
340. Go on the intercom and say, "Gotta go poo-poo!"
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40 Things to do in Class when you're Bored:
1. Try to develop psychic powers, then use 'em.
2. Inflate a beachball and throw it around the room.
3. Sing Show Tunes.
4. Make loud animal noises then deny doing it.
5. Think of new pick up lines. See if they work.
6. Pretend you're flying a jet fighter in the Gulf War.
7. Churn some butter.
8. Conceive a brand new language.
9. Walls made of brick. Count 'em.
10. Plot revenge against someone.
11. Think of nicknames for everyone you know.
12. See how long you can hold your breath.
13. Take your pants off and give them to the professor.
14. Chew on your arm until someone notices.
15. Change seats every three minutes.
16. Think of ways to cheat at Trivial Pursuit.
17. Shave.
18. Run across the room, tag someone and say "You're it.".
19. Announce to the class that you are God and that you're angry.
20. Think of five new ways to use your shoes.
21. Start a wave.
22. Walk around the room begging for spare change.
23. Roast marshmellows.
24. Practice phrasing your answers in the form of a question.
25. Crawl around the room humming the music from Mission Impossible.
26. Take apart your desk.
27. Pretend to communicate with your home planet.
28. Play rock-paper-scissors with yourself. Accuse your left hand of cheating.
29. Do a quick tapdance routine.
30. Try bird-watching.
31. Walk up the aisle yelling, "Popcorn! Hot popcorn here!".
32. Throw your backpack at someone.
33. Run to the window, then say, "Sorry, I thought I saw the Bat-signal".
34. Ask the person in front of you to marry you.
35. Start laughing really hard and say, "Oh, now I get it.".
36. Make a sundial.
37. Give yourself a new identity.
38. Write a screenplay about a diabetic Swedish girl who can't swim.
39. Dig an escape tunnel.
40. Announce your candidacy for President
5 ways to make the pizza guy feel nervous:
1. While you are you are making an order, randomly start pressing the numbers on the phone and tell the guy to stop doing it.
2. Ask for a Big Mac, French fries and a Large Coke.
3. Finish the order with: “Remember, this conversation never happened”.
4. Ask him if they have pizza.
5. Change your accent every 5 seconds.
BEFORE MARRIGE:
Wife: Honey?
Husband: Yes!
Wife: Do you hate me?
Husband: No, why would you think that!
Wife: Do you love me?
Husband: Of Course! Always have and always will!
Wife: Have you ever cheated on me?
Husband: Never in my life!
Wife: Will you kiss me?
Husband: Every chance I get!
Wife: Will you smack me?
Husband: No, why would I?
Wife: Do you think Im pretty?
Husbamd: Yes!
Wife: Honey!
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