vickytoria

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Sketchfu-ing since 11/08/2010 (user #131531)

15, female, single

Where else would I be from?!?!Planet Earth

<----------- my 7 year old dog!!!!!!

302 drawings

3876 total views

202 funny

226 cute

211 impressive

About vickytoria

MY BEST DRAWING IS:http://sketchfu.com/drawing/3550723-4-my-friend-lemonsqueeze

C+V=BFFLZ and nothing could trear us apart!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
heyy people.im victoria.i luv 2 hang out with my friends!!!i have 5 biffles.they r niki(kinda never seen her in real life!)caitlin ricco,,marina ,and nadine.i like them cuz they r generous and dont pretend 2 vbe friends with me and gossip bout me!!!i love the store called, hollister!!!my fave songs r rolling in the deep,zombie,e.t,give me everything,teach me how 2 dougie and party rock.dont pm me if u dont know me STALKERS!!!i luv recieving comments on my drawings so plz comment my drawings!!!My fav. show is h2o.Best show ever!!i luv 2 laugh.i can even laugh at things that arent even funny!!!lol

im fiesty if u have a problem with that dont add me
i change for no one
i may offend u without meaning to but thats just the way i am
if u dont like it dont talk to me simple as
i say what i think
no one owns me!
think im wierd? i dont care
im not some supper skinny model im not super pretty and im not perfect but im me and thats all that matters and if u cant accept me for who i am then i really wouldnt want 2 no u
be mean 2 me or my friends then i promise,sweetheart, u will be sorry :)
dont judge me when u dont even know me!

Bruno Mars had a GRENADE and Taio Cruz had DYNAMITE and they threw them at Katy perry who exploded like a FIREWORK the bang was so loud the Black Eyed Peas forgot THE TIME while Rhianna had memory loss and ran around saying WHATS MY NAME and then Eminem looked around saying I'M NOT AFRAID then Willow Smith started to WHIP HER HAIR which scared the Far East Movement and they sarted to fly LIKE A G6 and then Nelly woke up saying it was JUST A DREAM.

BEFORE MARRIGE:
Wife: Honey?
Husband: Yes!
Wife: Do you hate me?
Husband: No, why would you think that!
Wife: Do you love me?
Husband: Of Course! Always have and always will!
Wife: Have you ever cheated on me?
Husband: Never in my life!
Wife: Will you kiss me?
Husband: Every chance I get!
Wife: Will you smack me?
Husband: No, why would I?
Wife: Do you think Im pretty?
Husbamd: Yes!
Wife: Honey!
AFTER MARRIGE: READ FROM BOTTOM TO TOP

I am Holly
I am a labrador retriver puppy
This is my story:
I my mommy told me she loved me, then sold me away.
To a bad bad person,I do not know his name
He hit me and kicked me
I wish we would set me free
I whimper in pain and he kicks me once more
"Stupid mutt" he says as he wakls out the door
I'm sorry im making this tragedy rhyme
But I wish I could hear "I love you" one more time
I'm locked in the bathroom, and i cry
I wish i could see that nice blue sky
I've been here I long time, my stomach grumbles
Then I hear a person's mumbles
Are they going to let me out? Will they set me free?
No, it's just my master, here to pee.
No! He's hiding from the police.
Maybe their here to make this torture cease
Yes! They find him and they let me out
They take me to the pound and I wander about
Now im adopted, I live in a very nice place.
This is my story please copy and paste
If you hate animal abuse
If you don't I'll chew up your shoes

Justin Bieber: Hi! Would you like an autograph?

Me: What?

Justin: An autograph. Would you like one?

Me: Um..... who are you again?

Justin: Are you kidding me? It's me, Justin!

Me: I don't think I know a Justin....

Justin: JUSTIN! JUSTIN BIEBER!

Me: Oh, I think I've heard that name before...

Justin: Yeah, and.....?

Me: Yeah, when my dad was listening to the radio. You have a really great singing voice.

Justin: Thanks.

Me: Yeah.... so are you, like, a tomboy or something?

Justin: What? A TOMBOY????

Me: Yeah, you're wearing boy's clothes.

Justin: wat!?!?!?!?!

Me: omg omg omg!!!!

Justin: what now???

Me: ITS LADY GAGA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Justin: :O

put this on your profile if u like lady gaga better the JB!!!

♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥
Please put these hearts on your profile in respect of all the people and animals who have died & are still missing in the horrific Queensland floods! Thinking of all the communities and people who are suffering in the flooding crisis

my motto is:when life gives lemons squirt them at rebecca black!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Na na na
Na na na

I’m no beauty queen
I’m just beautiful me

Na na na
Na na na

You’ve got every right
To a beautiful life
C’mon

I am AWESOME!!!
Girl Confessions

1. Would you rather sleep alone or with someone else?
of couse!!sleep with someone else

2. Do you sleep with socks on?

NO!!my feet get sweaty!

3. Do you sleep in your bra?
no

4. Do you enjoy drama?
kinda =)

5. Are you a girly-girl?
sometimes

6. Who was the last person you hugged?
my mom.
7. Small or large purse?
i dont carry a purse...it hurts my shoulder!

8. Are you short?
nope

9. Do you like somebody?
te he........yes!
10.Does your Facebook password have to do with a boy?
I dont have a facebook.

11. Do you care if your socks are dirty?
sometimes...cuz then they smell bad -_-

12. Do you think you’re conceited?
What does that mean??

13. Do you dress up on Halloween?
OF COURSE!!!

14. Are you double jointed?
no

15. Where is the weirdest place you have slept?
cant fall asleep anywhere i go!!

16. Has anyone touched/smacked your butt in the past 24 hours?
NO!!

17. Is there any type of rumor going around about you?
Not that i know of...

18. Do you call anybody by their last name?
duhh!my teacher!

19. How many guys will read this just because it says "Girl Confessions"?
Maybe alot cuz they want to know girls' secrets

e.t.by:katy perry & kanye west.

i got a dirty mind i got filthy ways.
im tryna bathe my ape in ur milky way.
im a legend im irreverent.
ill be reverend.ill be so faaaaaa,r up.
we dont give a (bleep)welcome 2 the danger zone.
step into the fantasy
ur not invited to the other side of sanity.
they callin' me an alien a big headed astranut.
maybe its becuz yo boy yeezy get (bleep) a lot.
ur so hypnotizing,could u be the devil
could u be an angel.
ur touch magnetizing.
feels like i am floatin
leaves my body glowin'.
they say be afraid
ur not like the others futuristic lover
different dna
they dont understand u
ur from a whole nother world
a different dimension
u open my eyes
and im ready 2 go
lead me into the light.
kiss me k-k-kiss me
infect me wid ur loving
fill me wid ur poison
take me ta-ta take me
wanna be ur victim ready 4 abduction
boy,ur an alien
ur touch so foreign
its supernatural
extraesstrial

THIS IS THIS CAT
THIS IS IS CAT
THIS IS HOW CAT
THIS IS TO CAT
THIS IS KEEP CAT
THIS IS A CAT
THIS IS RETARD CAT
THIS IS BUSY CAT
THIS IS FOR CAT
THIS IS THIRTY CAT
THIS IS SECONDS CAT
now.. go back and read the THIRD word of every sentence from the top..copy and paste if you fell for

A boy and a girl on a motorcycle.......
Girl: Slow down. Im scared.
Guy: No this is fun.
Girl: No its not. Please, it's too scary!
Guy: Then tell me you love me.
Girl: Fine, I love you, but slow down!
Guy: Now give me a BIG hug.
*Girl hugs him*
Guy: Can you take my helmet off & put it on yourself? Its bugging me.
(In the paper the next day):
...A motorcycle crashed into a building last night because of break failure.
Two people were involved, a male and female,
but only 1 survived.
The truth was that halfway down the road the boy realized that his breaks had broke, but he didn't want to let his girlfriend know. Instead,
he made her say she loved him and felt her hug one last time,
and let her wear his helmet so that she would live, realizing he would be the one that would die! Now THAT'S true Love

Pick the month your birthday is:
>> January-------I kicked
>> February------I loved
>> March--------I karate chopped
>> April----------I licked
>> May----------I jumped on
>> June----------I smelled
>> July-----------I did the Macarena With
>> August--------I had lunch with
>> September----I danced with
>> October-------I sang to
>> November-----I yelled at
>> December-----I ran over
>>
>> Pick the day (number) your birthday is:
>> 1-- -----a birdbath
>> 2-------a monster
>> 3-------a phone
>> 4-------a fork
>> 5-------a snowman
>> 6-------a gangster
>> 7-------my mobile phone
>> 8-------my dog
>> 9-------my best friends' boyfriend
>> 10-------my neighbor
>> 11-------my science teacher
>> 12-------a banana
>> 13 -------a fireman
>> 14-------a stuffed animal
>> 15-------a goat
>> 16-------a pickle
>> 17-------your mom
>> 18-------a spoon
>> 19-------a smurf
>> 20-------a baseball bat
>> 21-------a ninja
>> 22-------Chuck Norris
>> 23-------a noodle
>> 24-------a squirrel
>> 25-------a football player
>> 26-------my sister
>> 27-------my brother
>> 28-------an ipod
>> 29-------a surfer
>> 30-------a llama
>> 31-------A homeless guy
>>
>> Pick the color of shirt you are wearing:
>> White---------because I'm cool like that.
>> Black---------because that's how I roll.
>> Pink-----------because I'm crazy.
>> Red-----------because the voices told me to.
>> Blue-----------because I'm cool and I do what I want.
>> Green---------because I think I need some serious help.
>> Purple---------because I'm AWESOME!
>> Gray----------because Big Bird said to and he's my leader.
>> Yellow--------because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars
>> Orange--------because my family thinks I'm stupid anyway.
>> Brown---------because I can.
>> Other----------because I'm a Ninja!
>> None----------because I can't control myself!

mine is:i ran over a phone because im cool and i do whatever i want

~~Girl Side~~
[X] You wear lip gloss.
[] You love to shop.
[] You wear eyeliner.
[] You have some of the same shirts in different colours.
[] You wear the color pink.
[] Go to your mom for advice.
[] You consider cheer leading a sport.
[ ] You hate wearing the color black.
[X] Do You like hanging out at the mall?
[X] Do You like getting manicures and/or pedicures?
[X] You like wearing jewellery.
[] Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe.
[ ] Shopping is one of your favorite things to do.
[] You don't like the movie Star Wars.
[] You are/were in cheerleading or dance.
[] It takes you around 1 hour to shower, get dressed / and put on make-up and accessories.
[] You smile a lot more than you should.
[X ] You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.
[X] You care about what you look like.
[X] You like wearing dresses when you can.
[X] You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne.
[X] You like wearing body spray or deodorant.
[X] You are/were in gymnastics.
[X] Used to play with dolls as little kid.
[X] Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy of it.
[] Like taking pictures of yourself with your cell phone/camera when you're bored.

~Your Guy Side~

[X] You love hoodies.
[x] You love jeans.
[] Dogs are better than cats.
[] It's hilarious when people get hurt.
[] You've played with/against boys on a team.
[] Shopping is torture.
[X ] Sad movies suck.
[] You own an X-Box.
[] Played with Hot Wheels cars as a kid.
[ ] At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
[] You watch/watched early morning cartoons.
[ X] You own a DS, PS2 or Sega.
[ ] You used to be obsessed with Power Ranger (eh...)
[] You watch sports on TV.
[] Gory movies are cool. mostly
[] You sleep at night with your socks on. uh yaaaa!
[] You go to your dad for advice. NO WAY!
[ ] You own like a trillion baseball caps.
[] You like going to football games.
[ ] You used to/do collect baseball cards.
[] Baggy pants are cool to wear. ehh
[x] It's kind of weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
[x] Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors. (i ♥ green & black)
[] You love to go crazy and not care what people think.
[] Sports are fun.
[X ] You talk with food in your mouth. loll

What is your name: Victoria
Spell it backwards: airotciv
Spell it with ur elbow:vicdtoria
Spell it with ur eyes shut:vicyotid
Spell it with your forehead:ytgortfyiu5t6 (lolz!!!)
Spell it with ur chin: vicgttorkz
Spell it with you toes:victoria (yay!)

Spell it with your nose: victo4iqa
Spell it with your fingers: Victoria
Spell it with your knuckles: victoria

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