tlizhockey399

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Sketchfu-ing since 01/22/2010 (user #57122)

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i dont know where i am and iam scared

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About tlizhockey399

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A white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here."
The black man turned around and stood up. He then said:
"Listen sir....when I was born I was BLACK "
"When I grew up I was BLACK, "
"When I'm sick I'm BLACK, "
"When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, "
"When I'm cold I'm BLACK, "
"When I die I'll be BLACK."
"But you sir."
"When you are born you're PINK".
"When you grow up you're WHITE, "
"When you're sick, you're GREEN, "
"When you go in the sun you turn RED, "
"When you're cold you turn BLUE, "
"And when you die you turn PURPLE.
"And you have the nerve to call me colored?"
The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away..
Put this on your page if you HATE racism
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There was a guy
There was girl
They fell in love
and got married
They had a child
But the guy was lazy
and he didn't work
and the girl was mad
because she did everything
by herself.
So she yelled at the guy
who yelled at the girl
who ran out of the room
and made a divorce
and guy got drunk
and he rambled around
and got himself killed
and the girl was stressed out
and the kid grew up
and he wrote about this
so the moral of the story is
...
men suck.
XD
☮=Peace
♥=Hearts
ツ=Doodle Smile
✿=Flower
☺=Smiley Face
ღ=Fancy Heart
☆=Star 1
★=Star 2
♣=clover!
♪♫=Music
◦◕‿◕◦=face
Ѽ= apple
Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ=butterfly
✔=checkmark
FAKE FRIENDS: Never ask for food
REAL FRIENDS: Are the reason you have no food.

FAKE FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr/Mrs.
REAL FRIENDS: Call your parents by their first names.

FAKE FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.
REAL FRIENDS: Would be sittin next to you sayin "Dang...... that was fun!"

FAKE FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
REAL FRIENDS: Cry with you.

FAKE FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
REAL FRIENDS: Keep your stuff so long they forget its yours.

FAKE FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Could write a book about you with direct quotes from you.

FAKE FRIENDS: Will leave you behind to be with the crowd.
REAL FRIENDS: Will get the whole crowd to come over to you.

FAKE FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
REAL FRIENDS: Would knock after they've let themselves in.

FAKE FRIENDS: Will talk bad to the person who talks bad about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Will knock them out.

FAKE FRIENDS: Would ignore this.
REAL FRIENDS: Will repost it

FAKE FRIENDS: Are for a while.
REAL FRIENDS: Are forever
GIRL AND BOY POEM~(Which is so romantic!)
GIRL: do i ever cross ur mind?
BOY: NO
GIRL: do u like me?
BOY: NO
GIRL: would u cry if i left?
BOY: NO
GIRL: would u live 4 me?
BOY: NO
GIRL: would u do anything 4 me?
BOY: NO
GIRL: choos-my or your life
BOY: my life
the girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says...
the reason u never cross my mind is cuz ur always on my mind.the reason y i dont like u is cuz i love u. the reason i dont want u is cuz i need u.the reason y i wouldent cry if u left is cuz i would die if u left
the reason i wouldnt live 4 u is cuz i would die 4 u.the reason im not willing to do anything 4 u is cuz i would do every thing 4 u.The reason i would choose my life is cuz, u r my life!!!

5 ways to make the pizza guy feel nervous:

1. While you are you are making an order, randomly start pressing the numbers on the phone and tell the guy to stop doing it.

2. Ask for a Big Mac, French fries and a Large Coke.

3. Finish the order with: “Remember, this conversation never happened”.

4. Ask him if they have pizza.

5. Change your accent every 5 seconds

~YOU ARE NOW LEAVING MY WORLD~