superklaudia

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Sketchfu-ing since 03/16/2011 (user #183633)

female

Can you like this page? http://www.facebook.com/KrugerTheDog

<----- Thats meh DERP.

407 drawings

2513 total views

57 funny

60 cute

68 impressive

About superklaudia

~WARNING! THIS PERSON IS RANDOM~
My Real Life Bffl: http://sketchfu.com/profile/littlecake
WE HAVEN'T SEEN EACH OTHER FOR 4 MONTHS!!! WAAAAAH

There, you got your warning earthlings!

Yes, you can add me and i do requests!

MY MOSHI MONSTER ACCOUNT!!!
www.MoshiMe.com/klaudia986

Ok, I is going to tell you stuff about me!

My name is Klaudia, but you can call me, klaud, SK, Super-Duper or Klaudie!
My favourite colour is BLUE!
and my favourite animals are dogs and dolphins!
By the way. I have a doggie! He's called Kruger but I like to call him Krugieeeeeeeeeee
Muhahahahahaha!
That was my evil laugh
How does your evil laugh sound???
I take requests! But I'm bad at drawing even though I'm the second best drawer in my class! >.< My goal is to be the first but of course Ziyi always has to be the top! >.<
I am not jealous
Oh maybe a little bit!
Oh. I already used a lot of space!

[X] You wear lip gloss.
[X]You love to shop.
[] You wear eyeliner.
[] You have some of the same shirts in different colors.
[X] You wear the color pink.
[] Go to your mom for advice.
[X] You consider cheerleading a sport.
[ ] You hate wearing the color black.
[] You like hanging out at the mall.
[X] You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.
[X] You like wearing jewelry.
[] Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe.
[] Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.
[X] You don't like the movie Star Wars.
[] You are/were in cheerleading, gymnastics or dance.
[X] It takes you around 45 minutes to shower, get dressed,/ and put on make-up and accessories.
[X] You smile a lot more than you should.
[] You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.
[X] You care about what you look like.
[ ] You like wearing dresses when you can. (NO!!!)
[ ] You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne.
[X] Used to play with dolls as little kid.
[X] Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy of it.
[X] Like taking pictures of yourself with your cell phone/camera when you're bored.

Girl Side: 13/24

Your Guy Side

[ ] You love hoodies.
[X] You love jeans.
[X] Dogs are better than cats.
[ ] It's hilarious when people get hurt.
[x ] You've played with/against boys on a team.
[ ] Shopping is torture.
[] Sad movies suck.
[ ] You own an X-Box.
[ ] Played with Hotwheels cars as a kid.
[ ] At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
[X] You own a DS, PS2 or Sega.
[ ] You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.
[ ] You watch sports on TV.
[ x] Gory movies are cool.
[] You go to your dad for advice.
[ ] You own like a trillion baseball caps
[ ] You like going to football games.
[ ] You used to/do collect baseball cards.
[ ] Baggy pants are cool to wear.
[x ] It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
[ x] Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors.
[X] You love to go crazy and not care what people think.
[ ] Sports are fun
[ x] Talk with food in your mouth.

Guy side 9/24

I'm gonna get my cookie back!

UNHAND ME YOU FIEND!!!!!!!

Ok.... There, your cookie is there --->

NO IT ISN'T !!!!!!!!!!!!! WAAA I WANT MY COOKIE

║Gσt A Prσblεm...Sσlνε It!
║Lσst?...Gεt Fσund!
║Think I'm Trippin...Tiε Mч Shσε!
║Cαn't Stαnd Mε...Sit Dσωn!
║Cαn't Fαce Mε...Wεll Turn Arσund!
║Lσvε Mε?...Grεαt!
║Hαtε Mε?...Eνεn Bεttεr!
║Think Im Uglч...Dσn't Lσσк At Mε!
║Dσn't Likε Mч Stчlε...Dσn't Lιкє Yσurѕ!
║Dσn't Knσw Mε... Dσn't Judge Mε!
║Think Yσu know what comes next...Yσu Hαvε Nσ Idεα

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6 Truths of Life...

1. it is impossible to stick out
your tongue and look up at the
ceiling at the same time

2. All people, after reading #1 will attempt
to stick their tongue at the ceiling

3. Then they will discover that #1 is a lie

5. You will soon copy and paste this

somewhere

6. You didn't notice that I skipped # 4

7.You are smiling.

8.You didn't notice that there are 7 facts instead of 6.

1. take ur middle finger and put on ur nose.
2.say a name of someone u like.
3.that person will ask u out or say they love u tomorrow.
4. heres the thing copy and paste 2 ur profile

The girl you just called fat? she is overdosing on diet pills. The girl you just called ugly? She spends hours putting makeup on hoping people will like her. The boy you just tripped? He is abused enough at home. See that man with the ugly scars? He fought for his country. That guy you just made fun of for crying? His mother is dying. Put this as you're status if you're against bullying. I bet 95% of you wont re-post, but I'm sure the people with a heart will.. ♥ ♥

Why do we sleep through Church, but stay awake for a 3 hour movie? Why is it hard to pray, but easy to cuss? Why is it hard to re-post a Godly bulletin, but easy to re-post the mean ones? Why can people worship a celebrity, but not God? Gonna ignore this? Afraid to get laughed at? The Lord said, "If you deny me in front of your friends, I will deny you in front of my Father." Re-post this if you believe in Jesus!

M u s i c: We have YouTube for that.

S p o r t s: I have a Wii
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S p a n i s h: I watch Dora.

E n g l i s h: Everything is shortened anyway. (LOL, BRB, IDK)

M a t h: That's why we have calculators.

G e o g r a p h y: I'll buy a globe.

H i s t o r y: They're all dead anyway.

You see a Kid abusing a puppy with a baseball bat enjoying its pain
97% would yell “STOP!!!”
2% would Cheer
1% would take the baseball bat and beat the kid upside the head with it and take the puppy to the vet.
Post this on your profile if you are that 1%

I found this and thought it was really funny

A preschooler has to learn the first 5 letters of the alphabet for preschool,so that night after preschool he asks his brother what the first letter is as he's doing his homework. He says "Shut up, I'm busy." So then he goes up to his other brother and asks what the second letter is while he's watching a movie, so he says, "Batman!!!" So he goes up to his sister, who's taking out the garbage what the third letter is, and she keeps singing, "In the garbage, In the garbage..", and after that, he goes up to His Dad who was watching a Football game and asks what the fourth letter of the alphabet is, and he says, "49! Hit 'em hard!" So then he goes up to his mom and asks what the fifth letter is while she's cooking, and she says "MY BUNS ARE BURNING! MY BUNS ARE BURNING!" So on the next day at preschool his teacher asks what the first letter of the alphabet is, and he says "Shut up, I'm Busy" so when he gets sent to the principal's office, the principal asked, "What is your name?" And he replies, "BATMAN!" Then the principal says: "Okay... Ummm... where do you live?" Then, he sings "In the garbage, In the garbage..." So that night after preschool his mother says " I heard you got in big trouble today. how many spanks do you need now?"
Then he says... "49, Hit 'em hard!" Then after he gets forty nine spanks, His dad says "Now, what do you have to say for yourself?"
... "MY BUNS ARE BURNING! MY BUNS ARE BURNING

a black man walked into a bar and sat down.
A white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here."
The black man turned around and stood up. He then said:
"Listen sir....when I was born I was BLACK
When I grew up I was BLACK,
When I'm sick I'm BLACK,
When I go in the sun I'm BLACK,
When I'm cold I'm BLACK,
When I die I'll be BLACK.
But you sir.
When you are born you're PINK.
When you grow up you're WHITE,
When you're sick, you're GREEN,
When you go in the sun you turn RED,
When you're cold you turn BLUE,
And when you die you turn PURPLE.
And you have the nerve to call me colored?"
The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away.. DONT B RACICST

BAI!!!