sasukeuchihajim

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Sketchfu-ing since 08/08/2007 (user #10621)

17, male, single

london, England

About sasukeuchihajim

i live in london , uk best place to live, yh so basically anyone wanna talk u no the drill message me and i will add u.I also like naruto and The kingdom hearts series and (^_^).I also play guitar

yeah i havnt been for quite a while now , but im back now :D:D

yes that is me in my pic

これを読めば陽気である


Things they wont say on naruto:

Asuma

· "I love you Kurenai! Will you marry me?"
· "I quit smoking a month ago."

Choji

· "No thanks Shino. I'm not hungry."
· "I lost 300 pounds on the subway diet."
· "Oooooh no! Not another bite."
· "I only lost 100 pounds on the Atkins diet."
· "Does this outfit make me look fat?"

Gai

· "That's it! I'm shaving these ugly eyebrows."

Gaara

· "I hate sand! I think I'm allergic to it."
· "Temari and Kankurou, why don't we get along?"
· "Hold on! There is sand in my eye."
· "Who needs a hug?"

Haku

· "I hate you Zabuza... shove it."
· "Wow! I make a pretty good looking girl... pass the lip stick please."

Hidan

· "Ahhh!! I think I broke a nail."
· "I don't feel like praying today."

Hinata

· "I love you Neji."
· "Naruto! I hate your way of the ninja! It doesn't work on me!"

Ino

· "Who cares about looks."
· "Eww... I hate purple."

Itachi

· "I'm so weak. I wish I wasn't such a woman."
· "Violence isn't necessary; can't we all just get along."
· "I want my mommy..."
· "I did NOT have incest with Sasuke!"
· "I miss my family."
· "Hey Kisame, do you think pink nails would match me better?"
· "Sasuke, no hug for a family member?"

Jiraiya

· "Oh man! Not another naked chick."
· "Do you guys think of anything besides women?"
· "Ahh the fourth was not anything special."
· "That's right. I'm a virgin and proud of it."
· "I, Jiraiya, solemnly swear never to look at another boob."
· "I love big butts and I can not lie."
· "I've never looked at porn."
· "The internet is not for porn. It's for educational purposes."
· "You are young. You are free. Why don't you sleep with me?"

Kabuto

· "I never told Orochimaru that he kinda looks like a girl."
· "Oh why did I never finish the Ninja Academy?"
· "I think Shizune likes me."
· "Naruto! You could read my Come Come Paradise!"

Kakashi

· "I think I'm going to show up for training early today."
· "Man, my partners died.. oh well better them than me."
· "I'm too lazy to choose the color of my mask today."
· "Naruto! You could read my make out Paradise!"
· "Do I save my comrades or finish the mission? Oh, screw this, I'll just kill my comrades and finish it myself."

Kankurou

· "Hey Gaara, can I build a sand castle with your sand?"
· "Puppets are kinda boring; I think I'm going to be a ventriloquist instead."
· "To tell you the truth, puppets kind of freak me out."
· "Oh my dollies look so pretty today."

Kiba

· "You're a bad dog, Akamaru!!!"
· "I think I'm allergic to dogs."
· "I want a cat."
· "AKAMARU! WHAT DID I TELL YOU WHAT WOULD HAPPEN IF I FOUND OUT YOU PEED ON THE RUG!? *Brings Akamaru outside with a shotgun*"

Kisame

· "Gaassp, I can't breath!"
· "Hey guys, let's go to a fish buffet for dinner!"

Konohamaru

· "Naruto! You're a bad leader! I'm going to look for Sasuke!"

Kakuzu

· "You guys are so obsessed with money! Don't you fight for anything else?"

Naruto

· "Shut up, Sakura I don't want to be Hokage today."
· "I don't like ramen! Let's eat tofu!"
· "I hate the color orange."
· "I love you Neji."

Neji

· "I love you more Hinata."

Orochimaru

· "Ok, lets pretend I'm straight for one minute..."
· "I have one more snake that you haven't seen, Sasuke."
· "I'm the guy who did Michael Jackson's plastic surgery."

Rock Lee

· "Hey Gai-Sensei! Can I enter a ninjutsu contest?"
· "Gai, stop hugging little boys and get a girlfriend."
· "Sakura, does nothing appease you?!"
· "Sakura, you are so ugly. I hate girls with pink hair."
· "Sorry Gaara, I stole your eyebrows."
· "Gai, I'm done with these spandex; it's really causing me to itch now."

Sakura

· "Screw this, this ninja thing ain't for me. I just wanted to be near Naruto."
· "Damn Sasuke, you're even uglier than I am."
· "Damn Sasuke get a hair cut."

Sasuke

· "I'm sorry Itachi. I don't feel like fighting today."
· "You know, I'll stop hunting Itachi. I think I'll just enjoy life and marry Sakura."
· "Naruto, I love you. You are much more than a brother to me."
· I'm not emo. *Breaks into song* I walk a lonely road, the only road that I have ever known. *Cuts wrists* Don't know where it go... *passes out*

Shikamaru

· "I'm sooo hyper. Lets run laps around Kohana for a hour."
· "Ino I hate you; you're such a bitch. Yet you're so hot marry me?"
· "Whats 1+1?"

Shizune

· "Tsunade-sama, I don't wanna work for you anymore!"

Shino

· "Oh my god, did you see the size of that bug?"
· "Eww... get that thing out of your mouth you don't know were it has been."
· A bug! A bug! Get it off me! Get it off me!!!
· HAHAHAHAHA!

Temari

· "This damn fan is really starting to get heavy."

The Third Hokage

· "This village sucks. I'm moving to Hawaii."

Tsunade

· "I hate being young. I wish I didn't have this jutsu going."
· "Mmmmm grubs slimy yet satisfying."
· "Gambling is horrible. I'll pick up a better hobby like collecting shells."
· "I am NOT a total whore."
· "God I'm glad that Dan creep died. I swear he was stalking me."
· "Shizune, do you think I am flat-chested?"
· "They call it HO-kage for a reason!"

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green_tea_mochi wrote (7 months ago)

So the reason Orochimaru wouldn't say "I have one more snake that you haven't seen, Sasuke." is because Sasuke has seen that snake, right? XD

Meru wrote (about 1 year ago)

2 hours and 28 minutes. Thank you!

Itachi wrote (over 2 years ago)

okay but I'm just asking what your email is.

Itachi wrote (over 2 years ago)

so you always ask me, know I'll ask you. What's your MSN?

Itachi wrote (over 2 years ago)

yes you can email me

Itachi wrote (over 2 years ago)

yeah (hai)

sasukeuchihajim wrote (over 2 years ago)

um r u on now?

Itachi wrote (over 2 years ago)

okay thanks. ^_^

Itachi wrote (over 2 years ago)

it is itachi.358@gmail.com

Chrysaora_Fucensces wrote (over 2 years ago)

im fine

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