sammiemh

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Sketchfu-ing since 08/05/2010 (user #104512)

16, female, single

earth daaaaahh!!!!

196 drawings

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28 cute

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About sammiemh

im just me. so deal with it. k? dnt hate me cuz u aint me nd dnt envy me just learn from me. thx!
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1.hold your breath
2.go to your profile or a picture and add this
3.hope your still holding your breath
4.if you made it your a good kisser

║Gσt A Prσblεm...Sσlνε It!
║Lσst?...Gεt Fσund!
║Think I'm Trippin...Tiε Mч Shσε!
║Cαn't Stαnd Mε...Sit Dσωn!
║Cαn't Fαce Mε...Wεll Turn Arσund!
║Lσvε Mε?...Grεαt!
║Hαtε Mε?...Eνεn Bεttεr!
║Think Im Uglч...Dσn't Lσσк At Mε!
║Dσn't Likε Mч Stчlε...Dσn't Lιкє Yσurѕ!
║Dσn't Knσw Mε... Dσn't Judge Mε!
║Think Yσu Knσw Mε...Yσu Hαvε Nσ Idεα

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REASONS TO JOIN THE DARK SIDE (If you wish to join add this list to your profile):
1. We have cookies (last I checked there was hot chocolate too)
2. Meet the recruitment bunny!
3. You get a cool dark cape that covers your whole body!
4. You get a really cool crazy laugh! Practice with me, people: MWA HAHAHAHA cough cough!
5. You get to walk out of shadows mysteriously and freak out the good guys!
6. One word: UNDERLINGS! Someone to get things for you when you're too lazy to do them yourself... Now that's the life!
7. Money, Money, Money : Ever notice that we are usually much richer than the good guys?
8. (Reason I joined) I just always wanted to do this. Hahaha, i rly want those cookies!!
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FAKE FRIENDS: Never ask for food
REAL FRIENDS: Are the reason you have no food.

FAKE FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr/Mrs.
REAL FRIENDS: Call your parents by their first names.

FAKE FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.
REAL FRIENDS: Would be sittin next to you sayin "Dang...... that was fun!"

FAKE FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
REAL FRIENDS: Cry with you.

FAKE FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
REAL FRIENDS: Keep your stuff so long they forget its yours.

FAKE FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Could write a book about you with direct quotes from you.

FAKE FRIENDS: Will leave you behind to be with the crowd.
REAL FRIENDS: Will get the whole crowd to come over to you.

FAKE FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
REAL FRIENDS: Would knock after they've let themselves in.

FAKE FRIENDS: Will talk bad to the person who talks bad about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Will knock them out.

FAKE FRIENDS: Would ignore this.
REAL FRIENDS: Will repost it

FAKE FRIENDS: Are for a while.
REAL FRIENDS: Are forever

Orange- Taken and happy.
Green - Taken and thinking about breaking up.
Lime Green- Taken and have kissed your b/g friend.
Black - Taken and cheating on someone.
Gold-Taken but you like someone else.
White- Married.
BLUE -Single & like someone.
RED-Single & LOVE SOMEONE TRULY!
Pink - Single and hating it.
Yellow - Single and loving it.
Gray - Single and not loving it, and not really hating it..
Purple- Heartbroken.
Soft Pink- Single but you like someone and they like you.
Silver- Single but you like many people.
Baby Blue- Confused.
Aqua - I am a ninja. `

A Boyfriend's Guide:

When she walks away from you mad===[ Follow her ]

When she stares at your lips===[ Kiss her ]

When she pushes you or hits you===[Grab her and don't let go ]

When she starts cursing at you===[ Kiss her and tell her you love her ]

When she's quiet===[ Ask her what's wrong ]

When she ignores you===[ Give her your attention ]

When she pulls away===[ Pull her back ]

When you see her at her worst===[ Say she's beautiful ]

When you see her start crying===[ Just hold her and don't say a word ]

When you see her walking===[ Sneak up and hug her waist from behind ]

When she's scared===[ Protect her ]

When she lays her head on your shoulder===[ Tilt her head up and kiss her ]

When she steals your favorite hat===[ Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night ]

When she teases you===[ Tease her back and make her laugh ]

When she doesn't answer for a long time===[ Reassure her that everything is ok ]

When she looks at you with dought===[ Back yourself up with the TRUTH ]

When she says that she likes you===[ She really does more than you could understand ]

When she grabs at your hands===[ Hold her's and play with her fingers ]

When she bumps into you===[ Bump into her back and make her laugh ]

When she tells you a secret===[ Keep it safe and untold ]

When she looks into your eyes=== [ Don't look away until she does ]

WHEN SHE MISSES YOU===[ SHE'S HURTING INSIDE ]

When you break her heart===[ The pain NEVER really goes away ]

When she says it's over===[ She STILL wants you to be her's ]

A white man said,
"Colored people are not allowed here."
The black man turned around and stood up. He then said:
"Listen sir....when I was born I was BLACK When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir. When you are born you're PINK When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?"
if u hate rasist people add this to ur page

-----------------Girls
------------Are Like Apples
--------On Trees. The Best Ones
------Are At The Top Of The Tree
----The Boys Don't Want To Reach
---For The Good Ones Because They
-Are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead they Just Get The Rotten Apples
-From The Ground That Aren't As Good,
But Easy. So the apples at the top Think
Something is wrong with Them When In
--Reality, They're Amazing. They Just
---Have To Wait For The Right Boy To
------Come Along, The One Who's
------------Brave Enough To
-----------------Climb All
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IF YOU WANT ME, YOU BEST START CLIMBING!!!

"It takes skill to trip over flat surfaces~"

97% of teens would cry if they
saw Robert Patterson
(Edward Cullen from Twilight)
standing on top of a sky scraper,
about to jump.
If you're one of the 3%
who would sit, eating
popcorn screaming
"DO A BACK
FLIP YOU SPARKLY RETARD!"
then copy this and paste it to your profile

My name is Mona
I am but three,
My eyes are swollen
I cannot see,
I must be stupid
I must be bad,
What else could have made
My daddy so mad?
I wish I were better
I wish I weren't ugly,
Then maybe my mommy
Would still want to hug me.
I can't speak at all
I can't do a wrong
Or else I'm locked up
All the day long.
When I awake I'm all alone
The house is dark
My folks aren't home.
When my mommy does come
I'll try and be nice,
So maybe I'll get just
One whipping tonight.
Don't make a sound!
I just heard a car
My daddy is back
From Charlie's Bar.
I hear him curse
My name he calls
I press myself
Against the wall.
I try and hide
From his evil eyes
I'm so afraid now
I'm starting to cry.
He finds me weeping
He shouts ugly words,
He says its my fault
That he suffers at work.
He slaps me and hits me
And yells at me more,
I finally get free
And I run for the door.
He's already locked it
And I start to bawl,
He takes me and throws me
Against the hard wall.
I fall to the floor
With my bones nearly broken,
And my daddy continues
With more bad words spoken.
"I'm sorry!", I scream
But its now much too late
His face has been twisted
Into unimaginable hate.
The hurt and the pain
Again and again
Oh please God, have mercy!
Oh please let it end!
And he finally stops
And heads for the door,
While I lay there motionless
Sprawled on the floor.
My name is Mona
And I am but three,
Tonight my daddy
Murdered me.<------copy-and-paste this to your profile if you are against child abuse

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If a guy says you're cute... he's looking at your smile. if a guy says you're hot he's looking at your body. if a guy says you're pretty... he's looking at your face. but... if a guy says you're beautiful... he's looking at your Heart ♥.♥.♥.♥.

1.take ur middle finger and put on it on ur nose
2.say the name of the person u like
3.tht person will ask u out or say they love u 2morrow
4.heres the thing copy and paste this to ur profile

16 THINGS TO DO AT WAL-MART~~~~~~~~~
1.Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.
2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.
4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
" 'Code 3' in housewares".... and see what happens.
5. Go up to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.
8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"
9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.
10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.
11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.
12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.
13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"
14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!"
15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!

12 things i know about you

1) you are reading this.
2) now you are saying/thinking that is a stupid fact.
4)you didn't notice that i skipped step 3.
5) you are checking it now.
6) you are smiling. â˜º
7) you are still reading this.
8) you know that all this is true maybe except for step 2.
10) you didn't notice that i skipped number 9
10) you are checking it now.
11) you didn't know that there are only 10 facts!!
12)now u are counting them, which makes eleven
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This is Bunny.
Copy Bunny into your profile to help him on his way to world domination!! >=D XD

~LOVE ME~
Girl:do you love me?
Boy:of course
Girl:will you always love me?
Boy:of course
Girl:is your mind always set on me?
Boy:of course
Girl:would you ever cheat on me?
Boy:never
Girl:then why did i see you kiss that girl??
Boy:what girl???
Girl:i cant belive you
Boy:cant belive what????
Girl:shutup
Boy:i did not kiss a girl.....
Girl:bye
girl runs away crying and goes to school the next day and sees the boy kissing a girl. the girl walks up to the boy and says i knew it. put this on your profile if somebody has cheated on you and you are against cheating!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

8 Names Game

1. YOUR REAL NAME
Samantha.hunter

2. YOUR GANGSTA NAME:
(first 3 letters of real name + izzle.)
samizzle

3. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME:
(fav color and fav animal)
black puppy

4. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME:
(your middle name and the street you live on)

Marie hunt

5. YOUR STAR WARS NAME:
(the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name)
hunsa

6. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME:
(Your 2nd favorite color, and favorite soft drink)
white sprite

7.YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME:
(both parents middle name)
francis michael

8. YOUR GOTH NAME:
(Black and the name of one of your pets)
black gizmo

1. take ur middle finger and put on ur nose.
2.say a name of someone u like.
3.that person will ask u out or say they love u tomorrow.
4. heres the thing copy and paste 2 ur pro

A girl and guy were speeding, on a motorcycle, over 90 mph on the road..
Girl: Slow down! Im scared!
Guy: No, this is fun!
Girl: No, its not. Please, your really scaring me!
Guy: Then tell me you love me.
Girl: Fine, I love you. Slow down!
Guy: Now give me a BIG hug. *Girl hugs him*
Guy: Can you take my helmet off & put it on yourself? Its bugging me.
(In the paper the next day)
A motorcycle crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it, but only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized that his breaks went out, but he didnt want to let the girl know. Instead, he had her say she loved him & felt her hug one last time, then had her wear his helmet so that she would live even though it meant that he would die.
Repost if you would do this for someone you love.

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[2] тнє αиѕωєя ιѕ ℓ0σк αт 11
[3] ∂σит gєт мα∂ ℓ0σк αт 15
[4] ¢αℓм ∂σωи ∂σи'т вє мα∂ ℓ0σк αт 13
[5] fιяѕт ℓ0σк αт 2
[6] ∂σит вє тнαт αиgяу ℓ0σк αт 12
[7] ι נυѕт ωαитє∂ тσ ѕαу нι
[8] ωнαт ι ωαитє∂ тσ тєℓℓ уσυ ιѕ...тнє αиѕωєя ιѕ σи 14
[9] вє ραтιєит ℓ0σк αт 4
[10] тнιѕ ιѕ тнє ℓαѕт тιмe, ℓ0σк αт 7
[11] ι нσρє уσυ'яє иσт мα∂ ωнєи ι ѕαу тнιѕ ℓ0σк αт 6
[12] ѕσяяу ℓ0σк αт 8
[13] ∂σи'т gєт мα∂ ℓ0σк αт 10
[14] ι ∂σит киσω нσω тσ ѕαу тнιѕ ℓ0σк αт 3
[15] уσυ мυѕт вє яєαℓℓℓℓℓℓу мα∂ ℓ0σк αт иυмвєя4

Oh that Justina Bieber, She's the finest fox out there!" "Oh wait.. thats a dude?"

No Justin Bieber you don't love that girl, you're 12.

"Alvin the chipmunk has a deeper voice than Justin Bieber."

"Awww! She has such a pretty voice! Oh wait.. thats Justin Bieber."

"What the heck?! Vauldemort isn't a lady! But Justin Bieber is."

"Justin Bieber, you don't love that girl, you're twelve."

Hey Canada, while you take our gold medal, please take that Bieber kid back.

"If thats Justin Bieber in dude form, whats he like in girl form?!"

"Justin Bieber~ 'I'ma tell you one more time' Then he says it 20 more times."

When Justin Bieber says "one less lonely girl" I think he means himself.

"Baby Baby Baby Ohh Like Baby Baby Baby....*" OK JUSTIN BIEBER,WE GET IT!

"Imma tell you one time.." Liar. You said that at least 25 times.

"That girl has such a pretty voice!" - "Mom, that's Justin Bieber."

I like how Lady Gaga has a deeper voice than Justin Bieber.

When Justin Biebers song came on the radio my dad said "Her voice is great!"

"Omfg. forget alvin the chipmunk, even fred has a deeper voice than Justin Bieber!"

Nobody over the age of 18 listens to Justin Bieber.

Poor Justin Bieber, everybody picks on her!

"Justin Bieber is a nice guy. Don't judge him, you never know what he went through."
"Not puberty, that's for sure."

96% Of Teens WON'T Stand Up For God...Put This On Your Profile If You're One Of The 4% Who Will

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called u hott b4

98% of teenagers do drugs, have sex,drink alcohol,and do suicide...put this in your profile if you like chocolate chip cookies. :3

Edward Cullen said breathing was uncool, 90% of girls would die. If you are one of the 10% that would still be laughing and breathing put this on your profile.If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

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if you smile a lot,copy and paste ★◕‿◕★to your profile

~Before you go and criticize the younger generation, just remember who raised them.
A girl calls her boyfriend and says, "Please come over here and help me...I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get it started".
Her boyfriend asks, "What is it supposed to be when it's finished?"
The girl says, "According to the picture on the box, it's a tiger."
Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle. She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table. He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to her and says, "First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a tiger".
He held her hand and said, "Second, I'd advise you to relax. Let's have a cup of coffee, then ......." he sighed, "let's put all these Frosted Flakes back in the box."

---5 Things that make people stupid---

1. People who point at their wrist asking for the time... I know where my watch is pal, where the heck is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is? No.

2. People who are willing to get off their butts to search the entire room for the TV remote because they refuse to walk to the TV and change the channel manually.

3. When people say while watching a film, "Did ya see that?" No Loser, I paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the floor!

4. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?"... Didn't give me a choice there, did ya sunshine?

5. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come yet?" If the bus came, would I be standing here???

spell out ur N.A.M.E.....

A=HOT
B=loves chocolate
C= good kisser
D=makes ppl laff
E=has gorgeous eyes
F=ppl wild and crazy adore u
G=very outgoing
H=easy to fall in love with
I=loves to laff and smile
J=is really sweet
K=really silly
L=smile to die for
M=makes dating fun, loved by every1
N=is kinda shy and embarrased to talk to opposite gender
O=has one of the best personalities ever
P=popular wit all types of ppl
Q=a hyprocrite
R=good boyfriend or girlfriend
S=cute
T=VERY good kisser
U=ez 2 fall in love wit
V=not judgmental
W=broad minded
X=never let ppl tell u wat 2 do
Y=luved by eyery1
Z=is the coolest person ever!!!!!

You know you it's crispy grease flyin' everywhere it's on the counter, & in my hair I want some pancakes, maybe a pop tart it's Valentine's day so cut my pancakes into a heart Where's the syrup? Girl quit playin' "we're all out!" What are you sayin'? Say there's another bottle right on aisle 5 NOW go get one before I starve & die & I was like bacon bacon, bacon ohhh These pancakes, pancakes, pancakes, yo, Need SYRUP! bacon, bacon, bacon ohh breakfast should always be ready on time
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I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it dseno't mtaetr in waht oerdr the ltteres in a wrod are, the olny iproamtnt tihng is taht the frsit and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can still raed it whotuit a pboerlm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Azanmig huh? yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt! If you can raed tihs, cpoy it itno yuor sgianture too!

lol this is funny

9 Things I Hate About Everyone

1. People who point at their wrist asking for the time... I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?

2. People who are willing to get off their a** to search the entire room for the TV remote because they refuse to walk to the TV and change the channel manually.

3. When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". Damn Right! What good is cake if you can't eat it?

4. When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they?

5. When people say while watching a film, "did ya see that?" No Loser, I paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the damn floor!

6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?"... Didn't give me a choice there, did ya sunshine?

7. When something is 'new and improved'. Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it, couldn't be new.

8. When people say "life is short". What the hell??? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever does!!! What can you do thats longer?

9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come yet?" If the bus came, would I be standing here???

When someone approached you,
someone you cared about...
Did you smile?
Did you giggle?
Did you hold your hands together?
Did you do something embarrassing?
...
Did you do all of those?
Copy and paste this on your profile if you did.

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*CHERRY COKE WENT TO TOWN*
*DOCTOR PEPPER KNOCKED HIM DOWN*
*CHERRY COKE GOT BACK UP*
*NOW YOUR DRINKIN 7 UP*
*7 UP GOT DA FLU*
*NOW YOUR DRINKIN MOUNTAIN DEW*
*MOUNTAIN DEW FELL OFF DA MOUNTAIN*
*NOW YOUR DRINKIN FROM A FOUNTAIN*
*SOMEHOW THE FOUNTAIN BROKE*
*NOW YOUR BACK TO CHERRY COKE*

>> A-P-P-L-E-- (If you are taken.)
>>
>> B-L-U-E-B-E-R-R-Y--(If you absolutly adore someone.)
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>> B-A-N-A-N-A-- (If you are confused.)
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>> C-H-E-R-R-Y--(If you like someone but not sure how they feel about you.)
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>> G-R-A-P-E-- (If your single.)
>>
>> L-E-M-O-N-- (If you have given up.)
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>> P-E-A-C-H-- (If there's no point in liking the person you like.)
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>> P-I-N-E-A-P-P-L-E-- (If your just taking life as it comes.)
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>> S-T-R-A-W-B-E-R-R-Y--(If you like someone and they like you but you're
>> not going out.)

me: grape and cherry