ruse27

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Sketchfu-ing since 08/28/2010 (user #110195)

15, female, single

I hate when my phone decides to become a ninja and hit me in the face.

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About ruse27

Yes Chrissy your on my profile wall thingie and stuff so go eat some pants! Jkjk eat some chili then come bafk

Yo so my names Ellie and mah nickname is Elle well ots kinda a nickname for my nickname..off tooopiccc...:) anywayses Chris8pants is awesome and hilarious..and no he doesn't eat pants but you'll eat your pants when you see how cool he is..lol..

BQE means best quote ever I didn't have room

Drink?: no
Smoke?: no
Use Drugs?: Ugh...nope..
. Cuss?: when I'm alone
Play Any Instruments?:piano,gembi and soon either drums or saxaphone
Have Any Piercings?:ears
Have Any Tattoos?:Does henna count? I have a Chinese symbol for peacful on my foot in henna
Like To Annoy people?: all the time..especially ppl I don't know
Like Life?: somtimes..do uuuuu?
Wear makeup?: yes sumtimes but it hurts me eyes
Dye Your Hair?: once and it looked funnehScream At The Top of Your Lungs For No Reason: er..isn't that a conversation? Just a wild guess
Get Distracted By Shiny Objects?: yes mostly in awkward moments..
Like Pina Coladas?: lurve em

And Getting Caught In The Rain?: aw yeh xept when it's all thunderey and stuff

A white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here"A black man turned around a
said,
"Well, sir, when I was born I was black, when I grow up I'm black, when I'm sick I'm black, when I'm in the sun I'm black, when I'm cold I'm black, and when I die I'll be black. But, sir, when you were born you were pink. when you grew up white. when your sick your green.when your in the sun your red, when your cold your blue, and when you die you'll be
purple. And you have the nerve to call me colored?

Emma-luvs u foereva and eva..u be mah broom buddy
Tori-double fistys!! Haha..mah best friends a monsta!luvs u!
Jordan-I will stare at da pic u drew all day(sarcasm is key bro) fist bump lip!
Dee-member when you fell of ur couch when we was studying BAM! :P lol..you were born on a highway rite? Coz that's where most accidents happen!!

1. Hold your breath ♥
2. Go to your profile and add this ♥
3. Still holding your breath ♥
4. If you made it, you're a good kisser ♥

5 ways to make the pizza guy feel nervous:

1. While you are you are making an order, randomly start pressing the numbers on the phone and tell the guy to stop doing it.

2. Ask for a Big Mac, French fries and a Large Coke.

3. Finish the order with: “Remember, this conversation never happened”.

4. Ask him if they have pizza.

5. Change your accent every 5 seconds.

22 things to do in an elevator:
1) crack open your briefcase or handbag and say,
“Got enough air in there?”
2) stand motionless and silent in the corner facing the wall without getting off
3) when arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors, then act embarrassed when they open
4) greet everyone with a warm handshake then ask them to call you Admiral
5) meow occasionally
6) stare at another person for a while then say “You’re one of THEM” then back away slowly
7) say “DING!” at every floor
8) say “I wonder what these do?” then press all the red buttons
9) make explosion noises when anyone presses a button
10) stare, grinning at another person for a while then announce “ I don’t have any socks on”
11) when the elevator is silent, look around then ask “ Is that your beeper?”
12) try to make a personal phone call on an emergency phone
13) draw a little square on the ground with chalk then announce “ This is my personal space”
14) when there’s only one other passenger in the elevator poke them then act like in wasn’t you
15) push the buttons and act like they give you a shock, smile, then go back for more
16) ask if you can push the buttons for someone else then push the wrong ones
17) hold the doors open and say you’re waiting for a friend then after a while let the doors close and say “ Hey Greg, how was your day?”
18) drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to pick in up then yell
“Hey that’s mine!”
19) bring a camera and take pictures of all the passengers
20) pretend you’re a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with passengers
21) Swat at flies that don’t exist

15 things to do at WALMART

1. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
2. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.
3. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
" 'Code 3' in housewares".... and see what happens.
4. Go up to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
5. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
6. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.
7. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"
8. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.
9. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.
10. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.
11. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.
12. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"
13. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!"
14. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!
15. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "go, pikachu, go!"

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile.

Fake friends are like leaves they are found EVERYWHERE

But Real friends are like diamonds rare and beautiful♥
Copy and Paste this on ur profile if you have a real friend.

My name is Mona
I am but three,
My eyes are swollen
I cannot see,
I must be stupid
I must be bad,
What else could have made
My daddy so mad?
I wish I were better
I wish I weren't ugly,
Then maybe my mommy
Would still want to hug me.
I can't speak at all
I can't do a wrong
Or else I'm locked up
All the day long.
When I awake I'm all alone
The house is dark
My folks aren't home.
When my mommy does come
I'll try and be nice,
So maybe I'll get just
One whipping tonight.
Don't make a sound!
I just heard a car
My daddy is back
From Charlie's Bar.
I hear him curse
My name he calls
I press myself
Against the wall.
I try and hide
From his evil eyes
I'm so afraid now
I'm starting to cry.
He finds me weeping
He shouts ugly words,
He says its my fault
That he suffers at work.
He slaps me and hits me
And yells at me more,
I finally get free
And I run for the door.
He's already locked it
And I start to bawl,
He takes me and throws me
Against the hard wall.
I fall to the floor
With my bones nearly broken,
And my daddy continues
With more bad words spoken.
"I'm sorry!", I scream
But its now much too late
His face has been twisted
Into unimaginable hate.
The hurt and the pain
Again and again
Oh please God, have mercy!
Oh please let it end!
And he finally stops
And heads for the door,
While I lay there motionless
Sprawled on the floor.
My name is Mona
And I am but three,
Tonight my daddy
Murdered me.
add this to ur profile
if ur against child abuse

Best friends.
You do drugs
I stop you.
You climb a tree
I climb with you.
You jump off a bridge
I get a boat and save your stupid ass

Lyrics (some) to my favourite song

Lazy Song-Bruno Mars-First para.

Today I dont feel like doing anything
i just wanna lay in my bed
Dont feel like pickin up the phone
so leave a message at the tone
Cause today i swear im not doing anything
Im gonna kick my feet up an stare at the fan
Turn the tv on,throw my hand in mah pants
Nobodys gonna tell me i cant
I'll be lounging on my couch just chilling in mah snuggie
click to mtv so they can teach me how to dougie
Cause in meh castle im the freakin' man...

What is your name: Liz
Spell it backwards: Zil
Spell it with ur elbow: .lkzx
Spell it with ur eyes shut: lai
Spell it with your forehead: hhnjmgvbfvfg
Spell it with ur chin: ljkzx
Spell it with you toes: lkioz
Spell it with your nose: liz
Spell it with your fingers: liz
Spell it with your knuckles: liz

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