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Dantaey wrote (over 4 years ago)

Woman - A Chemical Analysis

Element : Woman
Symbol : Wo
Atomic Weight : Accepted as 118, but known to vary 105-175.
Discoverer : Adam
Occurrence : Copious quantities in all Urban areas, with slightly lower
concentrations in Suburban and Rural areas. Subject to seasonal
fluctuations.

Physical Properties :
a) Surface usually covered with painted film.
b) Boils at nothing, freezes without reason.
c) Melts if given special treatment.
d) Bitter if used incorrectly. Can cause headaches. Handle with care!
e) Found in various states; ranging from virgin metal to common ore.
f) Yields to pressure applied to correct points.

Chemical Properties :
a) Has great affinity for Gold, Silver, Platinum and many precious stones.
b) Absorbs great quantities of expensive substances.
c) May explode spontaneously if left alone on dates.
d) Insoluble in liquids, but there is increased activity when saturated in
alcohol to a certain point.
e) Repels cheap material. Neutral to common sense.
f) Most powerful money reducing agent known to Man.

Uses :
a) Highly ornamental, especially in sports cars.
b) Can greatly improve relaxation levels.
c) Can warm and comfort under some circumstances.
d) Can cool things down when it's too hot.

Tests :
a) Pure specimen turns rosy pink when discovered in natural state.
b) Turns green when placed beside a better specimen.

Caution :
a) Highly dangerous except in experienced hands. Use extreme care when handling.
b) Illegal to possess more than one.

Dantaey wrote (over 4 years ago)

I haven't received any hate mail and no threats have been made to my person in like a week...is everyone mad at me or something?

snubbrox wrote (over 4 years ago)

i like your picture on your profile

Dantaey wrote (over 4 years ago)

Bitterness is like cancer. It eats upon the host. But anger is like fire. It burns it all clean.
Maya Angelou

Dantaey wrote (over 4 years ago)

So(i hope i don't sound big headed) what is it about me thats interesting?

Dantaey wrote (over 4 years ago)

lol...you like everything that i do?...ummm...interesting....

Dantaey wrote (over 4 years ago)

Did you add me or did i add you?

Twirlywirly wrote (over 4 years ago)

:)

Twirlywirly wrote (over 4 years ago)

:)

Twirlywirly wrote (over 4 years ago)

Y did u want me as a friend (no offence meant)

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