Woman - A Chemical Analysis

Element : Woman
Symbol : Wo
Atomic Weight : Accepted as 118, but known to vary 105-175.
Discoverer : Adam
Occurrence : Copious quantities in all Urban areas, with slightly lower
concentrations in Suburban and Rural areas. Subject to seasonal
fluctuations.

Physical Properties :
a) Surface usually covered with painted film.
b) Boils at nothing, freezes without reason.
c) Melts if given special treatment.
d) Bitter if used incorrectly. Can cause headaches. Handle with care!
e) Found in various states; ranging from virgin metal to common ore.
f) Yields to pressure applied to correct points.

Chemical Properties :
a) Has great affinity for Gold, Silver, Platinum and many precious stones.
b) Absorbs great quantities of expensive substances.
c) May explode spontaneously if left alone on dates.
d) Insoluble in liquids, but there is increased activity when saturated in
alcohol to a certain point.
e) Repels cheap material. Neutral to common sense.
f) Most powerful money reducing agent known to Man.

Uses :
a) Highly ornamental, especially in sports cars.
b) Can greatly improve relaxation levels.
c) Can warm and comfort under some circumstances.
d) Can cool things down when it's too hot.

Tests :
a) Pure specimen turns rosy pink when discovered in natural state.
b) Turns green when placed beside a better specimen.

Caution :
a) Highly dangerous except in experienced hands. Use extreme care when handling.
b) Illegal to possess more than one.

I just returned from a search mission....i was in search for that one sanity that i use to cling to....I have yet to find it but im back......Beware!

srry i havent said yes to be friend lol in 12 days

No problem, I know what you mean. I'm online half the time, but I am rarely actually doing something on the site. And no problem, those comments were deserved. :)

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If there are no stupid questions, then what kind of questions do stupid people ask? Do they get smart just in time to ask questions?
Scott Adams

i guess you could be worth MY time.lol. That was an interesting answer. my my...you find ALOT of ppl worthy huh?...the ppl on mine added ME...some of them i liked at the beginning so i gladly added them back...other....well...they aren't on there.lol.

:Pyou should check outt my new pic:P"<33"

lol. Your own look...wow. Im glad. Do not take this wrong but why did you add me. I can't use question marks cause my keyboard is acting really retarted and that button is not responding at the moment.

wow interesting profile oh wellz i dont have a problem with gays or anythin i actually think theyre cool to hang out with :] thanks for the add!

lol. Interesting darling. Although,i must remind you that YOU WERE THE ONE who said that you were emo-like...thus labeling yourself. i don't care. glad to meet you.

look darling...you need to know not to label yourself or other ppl. If anyone were to call me an emo or punk or jock or any of that shit i would have shot them down. I HATE PPL THAT LABEL. IT JUST PROVES HOW CLOSE MINDED THEY REALLY ARE...I HOPE YOUR NOT CLOSE MINDED. YOUR KINDA CUTE GIRL. IM GLAD AND HONORED TO HAVE MET A PERSON WHO HAS THE BALLS TO OPENLY SAY THAT THEY HAVE A LISBIAN MOM. I WISH I HAD ONE.LOL. I like your hair.

That makes two of us... >.<
I'm drawin a pic of a wolf girl right now.

Nuthin much. Making avatars and sigs for various people of the many RPGs I belong to.
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Yeah it looks good! Kakoii!

Sup gurl?

heheheh some of the greatest art is made from boredom :B I SHOULD KNOW!! XD

Thanks for the comment on my picture^^ I worked really hard on that one.I like yours too!!

are u a naruto fan?

sure i will be your friend

ally!

that was really fast

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kay

kk! -sighs- im so happy im an only child...

me too. yay! xD

nuthin much. you?

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sure.

no im not a creepy old guy
but yeah sure

i dunno, the things that come on tv, what do you like ?

it depends, if its cool ye then i do, do you like it ?

ok

do you got an msn messenger ?

do you got msn or an émail adress ?

just talking on msn, what are you doing ?

hii my name is BeNeKe, do you wanne be my friend?