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hi im alley have have a boyfriend named steven i have two besties faith and gabi faiths profile got hacked so shes not on her eny more but pm me any i dont like mean people commentig me with dirty words so thats all oh im 13

My name is Mona
A girl was pushed down a sewer opening by 5 girls in her school, trying to embarrass her in front of her school during a fire drill. When she didn't submerge the police were called. They went down and brought up 17 year old Carmen Winstead's body, her neck broken from hitting the ladder, and then the side concrete at the bottom. The girls told everyone she fell… They believed them. FACT: 2 months ago, 16 year old David Gregory read this post and didn't repost it. When he went to take a shower he heard laughter from his shower, he started freaking out and ran to his computer to repost it. He said goodnight to his mom and went to sleep. 5 hours later his mom woke up in the middle of the night cause of a loud noise. David was gone. That morning a few hours later the police found him in the sewer, his neck broken and his face skin peeled off. Even google her name if you don't believe me....

b sure to c/p dis on ur profile....and belive in Carmen Winstead...cuz u neva no wats gonna...
1.put your hand over your mouth
2.make a wish into your hand
3. Pull your hand away and put it over your heart for 5 seconds
4. Copy n paste to 20 people :)

my name is syd

I am but three,
My eyes are swollen
I cannot see,
I must be stupid
I must be bad,
What else could have made
My daddy so mad?
I wish I were better
I wish I weren't ugly,
Then maybe my mommy
Would still want to hug me.
I can't speak at all
I can't do a wrong
Or else I'm locked up
All the day long.
When I awake I'm all alone
The house is dark
My folks aren't home.
When my mommy does come
I'll try and be nice,
So maybe I'll get just
One whipping tonight.
Don't make a sound!
I just heard a car
My daddy is back
From Charlie's Bar.
I hear him curse
My name he calls
I press myself
Against the wall.
I try and hide
From his evil eyes
I'm so afraid now
I'm starting to cry.
He finds me weeping
He shouts ugly words,
He says its my fault
That he suffers at work.
He slaps me and hits me
And yells at me more,
I finally get free
And I run for the door.
He's already locked it
And I start to bawl,
He takes me and throws me
Against the hard wall.
I fall to the floor
With my bones nearly broken,
And my daddy continues
With more bad words spoken.
"I'm sorry!", I scream
But its now much too late
His face has been twisted
Into unimaginable hate.
The hurt and the pain
Again and again
Oh please God, have mercy!
Oh please let it end!
And he finally stops
And heads for the door,
While I lay there motionless
Sprawled on the floor.
My name is Mona
And I am but three,
Tonight my daddy
Murdered me.<------copy-and-paste this to your profile if you are against child abuse

1.If you can,throw someone out the window and say they did it.
2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.
4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
" 'Code 3' in housewares".... and see what happens.
5. Go up to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.
8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"
9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.
10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.
11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.
12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.
13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"
14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!"
15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!
16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "go, pikachu, go!"

~~~~~~~~5 ways to be KICKED out of Wal-Mart~~~~~~~~
#1:If you can,write"I see dead people...." on the typewriters.
#2:Unwrap all the chocolate bars saying,"I've got to find that golden ticket.."
#3:Put a dora explorer doll in the middle of the store and if someone tries to pick it up,jump out and say,"SWIPER NO SWIPING!"
#4:Throw Skittles at people and shout,"Taste the Rainbow!!!!"
#5:Have a friend push you around in a cart as fast as you can down the aisle screaming, "THE BRITISH ARE COMING!"

I am but three, Akon died cause that girl was so A 16 THINGS TO DO AT WAL-MART~~~~~~~~~
1.If you can,throw someone out the window and say they did it.
2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.
4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
" 'Code 3' in housewares".... and see what happens.
5. Go up to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.
8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"
9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.
10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.
11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.
12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.
13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"
14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!"
15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!
16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "go, pikachu, go!"

~~~~~~~~5 ways to be KICKED out of Wal-Mart~~~~~~~~
#1:If you can,write"I see dead people...." on the typewriters.
#2:Unwrap all the chocolate bars saying,"I've got to find that golden ticket.."
#3:Put a dora explorer doll in the middle of the store and if someone tries to pick it up,jump out and say,"SWIPER NO SWIPING!"
#4:Throw Skittles at people and shout,"Taste the Rainbow!!!!"
#5:Have a friend push you around in a cart as fast as you can down the aisle screaming, "THE BRITISH ARE COMING!"

16 THINGS TO DO AT WAL-MART~~~~~~~~~
1.If you can,throw someone out the window and say they did it.
2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.
4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
" 'Code 3' in housewares".... and see what happens.
5. Go up to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.
8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"
9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.
10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.
11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.
12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.
13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"
14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!"
15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!
16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "go, pikachu, go!"

~~~~~~~~5 ways to be KICKED out of Wal-Mart~~~~~~~~
#1:If you can,write"I see dead people...." on the typewriters.
#2:Unwrap all the chocolate bars saying,"I've got to find that golden ticket.."
#3:Put a dora explorer doll in the middle of the store and if someone tries to pick it up,jump out and say,"SWIPER NO SWIPING!"
#4:Throw Skittles at people and shout,"Taste the Rainbow!!!!"
#5:Have a friend push you around in a cart as fast as you can down the aisle screaming, "THE BRITISH ARE COMING!"

white man said:
"Colored people are not allowed here."

The black man turned around and stood up. He then said:

"Listen, sir .... when I was born I was BLACK When I grew up I BLACK, When I'm sick I BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I have a cold I m BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But sir . When you are born you are PINK when you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN when you go to the sun turn RED when you're cold you turn BLUE, and when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored? "
* Paste this into your profile if you hate racist people .*

DANGEROUS!!!

Chris Brown died cause he had No Air!

Souija Boy died cause of YOOOOOUUUUUU!!!!!!!!

Lil Wayne died cause he choked on his Lollipop!

Who killed Alicia Keys? No One!

Trey Song died cause he Couldn't Help But Wait!

Lil Mama died cause she ran out of Lip Gloss!

Sean Kingston died cause he saw too many Beautiful Girls!

Flo-Rida died cause he got too Low!

Fat Joe died cause he Leaned Back too far!

Mariah Carey died cause too many people Touched her Body!

Beyonce died cause she rung the alarm and was Shocked!

Kelsie died cause she was way too Bossy!

Estelle died cause she saw an American Boy!

Kanye West died cause he was heartles!LIKE HE WAS 2 TAYLOR SWIFT!

Katy Perry died cause she Kissed a Girl!

Danity Kane died cause she was Damaged!

Leona Lewis died cause she was Bleeding Love!

Rihanna died cause they Stopped the Music!

Lupe Fiasco died cause he was a Superstar!

Natasha Bedingfield died cause she was Unwritten!

Jordin Sparks died cause she got a Tattoo!

The Jonas Brothers died cause they were Burnin' Up!=]]]]

The PussyCat Dolls died cause they Grew Up!

Justin Bieber died because he found somebody to love!

Selena Gomez died cause naturally!

Young money died cause they had their bed rocked!

La Roux died cause she wasnt bullot proof!

Ke$ha died cause her love was ur drug!

Spose died cause he was too awsome!

Miley Cyrus died cause of 7 Things!

Hannah Montana died cause Nobody's Perfect!

Maroon 5 died cause they saw Your Face Again

My eyes are swollen
I cannot see,
I must be stupid
I must be bad,
What else could have made
My daddy so mad?
I wish I were better
I wish I weren't ugly,
Then maybe my mommy
Would still want to hug me.
I can't speak at all
I can't do a wrong
Or else I'm locked up
All the day long.
When I awake I'm all alone
The house is dark
My folks aren't home.
When my mommy does come
I'll try and be nice,
So maybe I'll get just
One whipping tonight.
Don't make a sound!
I just heard a car
My daddy is back
From Charlie's Bar.
I hear him curse
My name he calls
I press myself
Against the wall.
I try and hide
From his evil eyes
I'm so afraid now
I'm starting to cry.
He finds me weeping
He shouts ugly words,
He says its my fault
That he suffers at work.
He slaps me and hits me
And yells at me more,
I finally get free
And I run for the door.
He's already locked it
And I start to bawl,
He takes me and throws me
Against the hard wall.
I fall to the floor
With my bones nearly broken,
And my daddy continues
With more bad words spoken.
"I'm sorry!", I scream
But its now much too late
His face has been twisted
Into unimaginable hate.
The hurt and the pain
Again and again
Oh please God, have mercy!
Oh please let it end!
And he finally stops
And heads for the door,
While I lay there motionless
Sprawled on the floor.
My name is Mona
And I am but three,
Tonight my daddy
Murdered me.<------copy-and-paste this to your profile if you are against child abuse
hi my name is alley i have a bff named liah but all of my freinds that i hang out with such as faith is my my bff and there is madison liah lilly katlyn oliva logan jeffrey , I LIKE JEFFREY HE TREATS ME WELL AND I LOVE HIM A BUDDY WE GREW UP TOGETHER WERE CLOSE HES THE ONE FOR ME SPARKS FLY ITS LIKE ELECRISITY I MIGHT DIE CAUSE EVREY THIMG AROUND ME IS HOPELESS I MIGHT LOOSE MY FOCUS IM GETTINGV USE LESS CAUSE WEN IM KISSIN U MY SENSES COME ALIVE AND ALL THE FIRES START TO RISE INSIDE ILL ALWAYS LOVE ILL ALLWAYS LOVE WEN IM KISSIN U Bedrock
By:I forgt HAHAHA

[Lloyd]
I-I-I I Can Make Your Bed Rock
I-I-I I Can Make Your Bed Rock Girl
I-I-I I Can Make Your Bed Rock
I-I-I I Can Make Your Bed Rock

[Lil Wayne]
She Got That Good Good,
She Michael Jackson Bad,
I'm Attracted To Her, For Her Attractive (Beep)
And Now We Murderers, Because We Killed Time,
I Knock Her Lights Out, And She Still Shine,
I Hate To See Her Go, But I Love To Watch Her Leave
But I Keep Her Running Back And Forth
Soccer Team
Cold As A Winter Day,
Hot As A Summer's Eve,
Young Money Thieves
Steal Your Love And Leave
I Like The Way You Walkin, If You Walking My Way,
I'm That Red Bull, Now Let's Fly Away,
Let's Buy A Place, With All Kind Of Space,
I Let You Be The Judge, N-N And I'm The Case,
I'm Gudda Gudda,
I Put Her Under,
I See Me With Her, No Stevie Wonder,
She Don't Even Wonder, Cuz She Know She Bad,
And I Got Her Nigga,
Grocery Bag.

[Lloyd]
(Okay)
Ooh Baby,
I Be Stuck To You,
Like Glue Baby,
Wanna Spend It All On You,
Baby,
My Room Is The G Spot,
Call Me Mr. Flintstone,
I Can Make Your Bed Rock
I-I-I I Can Make Your Bed Rock
I-I-I I Can Make Your Bed Rock Girl
I-I-I I Can Make Your Bed Rock
I-I-I I Can Make Your Bed Rock

[Nicki Minaj]
Ok I Get It,
Let Me Think, I Guess It's My Turn,
Maybe It's Time To Put This Beep On Ya Sideburns,
He Say I'm Bad, He Prolly Right,
He Pressing Me Like Button Downs On A Friday Night (Ha-ha-ha),
I'm So Pretty Like,
Me On My Pedal Bike,
Me On My Low Starch,
Me In My Echo Whites
He Say Nicki Don't Stop You Da Bestest,
And I Just Be Coming Off The Top as bestest
[Drake]
I Love Ya Sushi Rolls, Hotter Than Wasabi,
I'm Race'n For Your Love,
Shake And Bake Ricky Bobby,
I'm At The W, But I Can't Meet You In The Lobby,
Girl I Gotta Watch My Back, Cuz I'm Not Just Anybody,
I Seen Em' Stand In Line, Just To Get Beside Her,
I Let Her See The Aston, And Let The Rest Surprise Her,
That's When We Disappear, You Need GPS To Find Her,
Oh That Was Your Girl?
I Thought I Recognized Her.

[Lloyd]
(Okay)
Oh Baby,
I Be Stuck To You,
Like Glue Baby,
Wanna Spend It All On You,
Baby,
My Room Is The G Spot,
Call Me Mr. Flintstone,
I Can Make Your Bed Rock
I-I-I I Can Make Your Bed Rock
I-I-I I Can Make Your Bed Rock Girl
I-I-I I Can Make Your Bed Rock
I-I-I I Can Make Your Bed Rock

[Tyga]
She Like Tanning,
I Like Staying In,
She Like Romancing,
I Like Rolling With Friends,
She Said I'm Caged In,
I Think Her Conscience Is,
She Watching That Oxygen,
I'm Watching ESPN,
But When That Show End,
She All On My Skin,
Lotion,
Slower Motion,
Roller Coasting,
Like Back Forth Hold It (Hold It).....
She Pose Like It's For Posters,
And I Poke Like I'm Suppose To,
Take This Photo If You For Me,
She Said Don't You Ever Show This,
I'm Too Loyal..,
And Too Focused..,
To Be Losing..,
And Be Hopeless..,
When I Spoke This,
She Rejoiced It,
Said Your Word Get Me Open,
So I Closed It,
Where Your Clothes Is,
I'm Only Lovin' For The Moment.

[Jae Millz]

She Ain't Got A Man,
But She's Not Alone,
Miss Independent,
Yea She Got Her Own,
Hey Gorgeous,
Uhmmm,
I Mean Flawless,
Well, That's What You Are, How I See It Is How I Call It Yea,
L-Look It How She Walk,
MMHMMM She Know She Bad,
Do-Do Your Thing Baby,
I Ain't Even Mad,
And I Ain't Leavin' Fast,
Imma Stay A While,
Hold Ya Head Chris,
I-Imma Take Ya Down.

[Lloyd]
Oh Baby,
I Be Stuck To You,
Like Glue Baby,
Wanna Spend It All On You,
Baby,
My Room Is The G Spot,
Call Me Mr. Flintstone,
I Can Make Your Bed Rock
(young money)
I-I-I I Can Make Your Bed Rock
I-I-I I Can Make Your Bed Rock Girl
I-I-I I Can Make Your Bed Rock
I-I-I I Can Make Your Bed Rock
(Lil Wayne)
Gudda Gudda,
T-Streetz
Mack Maine,
Jae Millz,
Tyga Tyga,

Drizzy Drake,
Nicki Minaj,
Hey Shanell,
Lil Twist
Lil Chuckee
(Lloyd) and Young Lloyd
hayyy Its Young Mula Baby!!

Cαn't Stαnd Mε...Sit Dσωn!
║Cαn't Fαce Mε...Wεll Turn Arσund!
║Lσvε Mε?...Grεαt! ♥♥♥
║Hαtε Mε?...Eνεn Bεttεr!
║Think Im Uglч...Dσn't Lσσк At Mε!
║Dσn't Likε Mч Stчlε...Dσn't Lιкє Yσurѕ!
║Dσn't Knσw Mε... Dσn't Judge Mε!
║Think Yσu Knσw Mε...Yσu Hαvε Nσ Idεα! x

¢αℓℓιηg мє STUPID ωση'т мαкє уσυ SMART,
¢αℓℓιηg мє WEAK ωση'т мαкє уσυ STRONG,
¢αℓℓιηg мє UGLY ωση'т мαкє уσυ PRETTY,
¢αℓℓιηg мє MEAN ωση'т мαкє уσυ NICE,
¢αℓℓιηg мє WEIRD ωση'т мαкє уσυ COOL,
¢αℓℓιηg мє USELESS ωση'т мαкє уσυ PERFECT,
¢αℓℓιηg мє α LIAR ωση'т мαкє уσυ HONEST,
¢αℓℓιηg мє α NERD ωση'т мαкє уσυ POPULAR,
ѕσ ωну вσтнєя...؟
єνєяу ιηѕυℓт уσυ мαкє ιѕ σηℓу нυятιηg YOU!

BEFORE MARRIGE:
Wife: Honey?
Husband: Yes!
Wife: Do you hate me?
Husband: No, why would you think that!
Wife: Do you love me?
Husband: Of Course! Always have and always will!
Wife: Have you ever cheated on me?
Husband: Never in my life!
Wife: Will you kiss me?
Husband: Every chance I get!
Wife: Will you smack me?
Husband: No, why would I?
Wife: Do you think Im pretty?
Husbamd: Yes!
Wife: Honey!
AFTER MARRIGE: READ FROM BOTTOM TO TOP
║Gσt A Prσblεm...Sσlνε It!
║Lσst?...Gεt Fσund!
║Think I'm Trippin...Tiε Mч Shσε!
║Cαn't Stαnd Mε...Sit Dσωn!
║Cαn't Fαce Mε...Wεll Turn Arσund!
║Lσvε Mε?...Grεαt!
║Hαtε Mε?...Eνεn Bεttεr!
║Think Im Uglч...Dσn't Lσσк At Mε!
║Dσn't Likε Mч Stчlε...Dσn't Lιкє Yσurѕ!
║Dσn't Knσw Mε... Dσn't Judge Mε!
║Think Yσu Knσw Mε...Yσu Hαvε Nσ Idεα

........♥#########♥ This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her when she was still alive. The murder chanted, "Toma Sota balcu," as he buried her. Now that you have read this chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this on your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded. NarutoUzumakirocks
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