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Sketchfu-ing since 04/24/2010 (user #76598)

15, female, single

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It got crowded in heaven so, for one day and one day only, it was decided to only accept people who had a really bad day on the day that they died.

St. Peter was standing at the pearly gates and said to the first man, "Tell me about the day you died."
The man said "Oh, it was awful. I was sure my wife was having an affair, so i came home early to catch her in the act. I searched all over the apartment bu i couldn't find the other man anywhere. So i went out to the balcony, we live on the 25th floor, and found this man hanging over the edge by his fingertips. I went inside, got a hammer and started hitting his hands. He fell, but he landed in some bushes. So, i went back inside and got the refrigerator and pushed it over the balcony and it crushed him. The strain of the act gave me a heart attack, of which i died from."

St. Peter couldn't deny that this was a pretty bad day, and since it was a crime of passion, he allowed the man into heaven. He then asked the next man in the line about the day he died.

"Well sir, it was awful", said the second man. "I was doing aerobics on the balcony of my 26th floor apartment when I twisted my ankle and slipped over the edge. I managed to grab on to the balcony of the apartment below, but some maniac with a hammer came out and started pounding on my fingers. Luckily i landed in some bushes. But then the guy dropped a refrigerator on me!"

St. Peter chuckled, let him into heaven and decided he could really start to enjoy this job. "Tell me about the day you died" he said the the third man in the line.

"Well, picture this, i'm naked hiding inside a refrigerator..."



Their were 2 women in heaven they were talking about how they got there...
woman 1: how did you get here then?...
woman 2: I froze to death
woman 1: awww what a shame...
woman 2: what happened to you?
woman 1: i thought my husband was cheating on me so i came home and searched everywhere under the beds, in the closets but couldn't find anyone, i got so stressed out i had a heart attack and died...
woman 2: well if you had checked in the freezer we both wouldnt be here!



i remember when the best joke in school was this..
Person 1: supercalafragalisticexpealadocious how do you spell 'it'
Person 2: I dont know.
Person 1: i.t. duhh

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Mr_Mellow_Smile wrote (5 months ago)
hello
HunterFry wrote (5 months ago)
Your hair is perrty
JakeFry wrote (5 months ago)
oh yeah,your welcome.... like your art work
HunterFry wrote (5 months ago)
I like your art work
HunterFry wrote (5 months ago)
I may be just like you except from the time I was a little girl I knew I could talk to the dead.Earth-bound spirits my grandmother called them.To tell you my story I have to tell you theirs.
jadib wrote (6 months ago)
Hey I just came across you on browse people but i love your drawings and you are a much better drawer than me!!! Would you mind joining my app Contest King:)?

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Mr_Mellow_Smile wrote (6 months ago)
hello old friend c:
JakeFry wrote (6 months ago)
Hello
DontSpeak wrote (7 months ago)
thank you very much =]
Rh_negative wrote (7 months ago)
Thank you:)

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