pielover

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Sketchfu-ing since 07/25/2010 (user #101722)

111, female

in the pot of gold at the end of the rainbow :P

About pielover

sorry guys, im leaving sketchfu! :( i just dont have time any more...and i tried out sumopaint and i luv it! not sure if im gonna make an account yet....
thanks!
-Pickles

U can call me pickles, its my nickname(hah idk why dont ask) :)

Fav Quotes:
-When Life gives u packets of soysauce, squirt them in ur enemies eyes!
-Flying is simple, all u do is throw urself at the ground and miss
-Hey you! Not you! you there! no, not you. you! yes you! do u like tacos?
-Seriously. If u cant live without me, why arent u dead yet?
-dont steal, the government hates competition.
-When in walmart, throw skittles at people and say," taste the flippin rainbow!"
-Come to the dark side......we have cookies u can chuck at ppls!
-U laugh becuz im different, i laugh cuz i just farted!
-My fake plants died cuz i 4got 2 water them. :'(
-I called your boyfriend gay, and he hit me with his purse.
-Men are like slinkies. They bring a smile to your face when you push them down the stairs.
-I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather … Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.
-You’re just jealous because the voices only talk to me.
-When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
-I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.
-Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling.
-It takes 42 muscles to frown,28 muscles to smile,but only 4 muscles to reach out and slap someone. Coincidence??
-You can't spell 'funeral' without 'fun', nor 'manslaughter' without 'laughter'
-I had a friend once, but then the rope broke and he got away.

spell your name: pickles
spell your name with your elbows: piucdle3ws(ok then...)
spell your name with your thumbs: pickles
spell your name with your eyes closed: pickles (hah!XD )
spell your name with your eyes closed with a fork: pi8vkldx(:P...got the first 2 letters right...)
spell your name with your hand behind your back with your nose: -pifckles (ouch)
spell your name with your forehead: (i wont even try)

A white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here."
The black man turned around and stood up. He then said:
"Listen sir....when I was born I was BLACK "
"When I grew up I was BLACK, "
"When I'm sick I'm BLACK, "
"When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, "
"When I'm cold I'm BLACK, "
"When I die I'll be BLACK."
"But you sir."
"When you are born you're PINK".
"When you grow up you're WHITE, "
"When you're sick, you're GREEN, "
"When you go in the sun you turn RED, "
"When you're cold you turn BLUE, "
"And when you die you turn PURPLE.
"And you have the nerve to call me colored?"
The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away..
Put this on your page if you HATE racism

HOW TO MAKE YOUR PARENTS THINK YOU'RE INSANE
Follow them around the house everywhere
Moo when they say your name
Run into walls
Say that wearing clothes is against your religion
Jump off the roof, trying to fly
Hold their hand and whisper to them, I see dead people
At everything they say yell, Liar
Stand over them at four in the morning with a huge grin on your face and say, good morning sunshine
Wear a sticker that says, "I’m a retard"
Try to swim in the floor

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