About petaluda
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um... sorry my profile is like 10 miles long.. I'll try to make it shorter ._.
***I am currently open for requests***
If you send me a friend request and I dont respond, send me a message..
Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ emily9572 is my cousin and one of my best friends.
Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ lemonsforpresident, HashHire, Iceprincessforlife,sa7m, catcat2death and Forgotten_Dreams are my besties!
Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ Don't you love my pic of the asian unicorn? XD
Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ I play toontown but I don't get on much. My toon is called Kookypounce.
Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ I also play Animal Crossing.
Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ And Webkinz.
Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ And Neopets.
Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ I love cats. :D
Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ I am a Christian
Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ I play piano.
Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ And two gerbils, Charcoal and Smokey.
Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ My favorite band is the All American Rejects.
Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ I love when it rains.
Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ I talk in movie quotes XD
Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ I love norwegian hair ^_^
Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ If you comment on my drawings, I WILL cheer you.
Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ When I was little, I thought there was actually an animal called Geico :P
Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ I LOVE ASIANS <3
Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ Squirrels covered in peanut butter shall rule the world! x]
Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄ƷEuropean accents pwn. XD
Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ I was born in the year of the tiger ^^
Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ Yodi odi.
Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ Cuz I'm weird like that
Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ And no sketchfu, I don't want to draw a dirty guy in a hotdog outfit.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p3G5IXn0K7A
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z47EUaIFrdQ&amp;amp;feature=related
http://flipnote.hatena.com/502624E0094753EF@DSi/movie/4753EF_096A2275A1754_000?in=user
http://i45.tinypic.com/a2x4rd.jpg
http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/cd12846553/bieber-takes-over
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bPx266rGw3E
http://media.photobucket.com/image/cabbage/misspaddy/026.jpg?o=6
Hold on... I feel a song coming on...
HES A SEMIAQUATIC EGGLAYING MAMMAL OF ACTION!
HES A FURRY FLATFOOT WHOO NEVER FLINCHES FROM A FRAY!
HES GOT MORE THAN JUST MAD SKILLS!
HES GOT A BEAVERTAIL AND A BILL!
AND THE WOMEN SWOON WHENEVER THEY HEAR HIM SAY,
Perry:CCCCCCCCCCHHHHHHHH
Women: ahhh!
CAUSE HES PERRY!
PERRY THE PLATAPUS!
MONOGRAM: I said you could call him Agent P.
PERRY!
MONOGRAM: (raises voice) I SAID YOU COULD CALL HIM AGENT P!
AGENT P!!!!!!!!!!!
If you ever see a suspicious squirrel covered in peanut butter, run for your life.
You know, womboing, I wombo, You wombo, He She Me wombo.
Copy and paste this on you profile if your the 2% of people who knows what womboing is.
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"Listen sir....when I was born I was BLACK When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir. When you are born you're PINK When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" *Paste this on your profile if you hate racist people.*
----///----- I believe in
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There are tiresome people who say that if you ever find yourself in a difficult situation, you should stop and figure out the right thing to do. But there are times in this harum-scarum world when figuring out the right thing to do is quite simple, but doing the right thing is simply impossible, and then you must do something else.
It is very unnerving to be proven wrong, particularly when you are really right and the person who is really wrong is the one who is proving you wrong and proving himself, wrongly, right. Right?
It is always cruel to laugh at people, of course, although sometimes if they are wearing an ugly hat it is hard to conrtol yourself.
Hoping for the best, like hoping for a bat to obey your orders, almost always leads to dissappointment
If you like two things, it is usually smart not to combine them.
If you say "Never say never" To be honest.. Your breaking your own rule twice.
Find a penny, pick it up. Waste of time..
I like that boulder. That is a nice boulder.
Holy bean curd.. I almost just drank hand cream.
I like chocolate milk....
I found a carrot....
I like cereal....
I like potatoes....
candy... candy.. CANDY!!!!
Hey.. You don't taste like skittles at all!!
The best time to wear a striped sweater.. Is all the time!
When life gives you lemons, go find someone with a papercut.
Success is 99 percent failure.
- Soichiro Honda
If somebody ever annoys you, just randomly say *Gasps* 'He went to Jared's!" or "Every kiss begins with K!"
Wumboing! You know.. I wumbo.. you wumbo. He, she, you, me.. WUMBO. The study of wumbology! FIRST GRADE, SPONGEBOB!!
Is mayonaise an instrument? No Patrick, mayonaise is not an instrument. Horseradish isn't an instrument either!
I don't need a friend who changes when I change and who nods when I nod; my shadow does that much better.
Spider pig, spider pig. Does whatever a spiderpig does. Can he swing, or do the splits? No he can't.. he's a pig. Look out, He is a spiderpig..
Cuz she's Candace! Candace the teenage girl!
"I'm a big kid now!" Acutally, you're not, your on a diaper commercial.
Stupid facbook won't let me change my name to squirrel.
Who is this life, and why do they keep throwing lemons at me?
SO'S YOUR FACE.
I can't believe you ate all my cookies!
If you say "Na Hee!" really loud in a sumo wrestler voice, your ears will jiggle ^_^
Yelling "Naa Hee!" at people solves everything XD
THANK YOU FOR PUNCTURING MY PUPIL!
(OKAY THIS IS LIKE A BIBLE VERSE)
:Who the fart is Abram?
:::I'm glad you asked.
The Definition of Abram is
One who loves the smell of his own farts.
Vain Abram
One who loves the smell of other people's farts.
The Proud Abram
One who thinks his farts are exceptionable fine.
The Shy Abram
One who releases silent farts then blushes.
The Imprudent Abram
One who boldly farts out loud, and then laughs.
The Unfortunate Abram
One who tries hard to fart, but craps instead.
The Shrek Abram
the VERY ANNOYONG Lord FARTquat from the movie Shrek.
The Religious Abram
One who farts in Church so loud that the Priest is forced against his will to stop preaching.
:On a scale of 1-10 Abram farts how loud?
:::1,000,000,000,004
[Dude, they should TOTALLY make this into a commercial] AMEN!!
I dunno, just get me a bucket of fried chicken.
Once upon a time...
...there were two twin girls. One liked pie and the other liked cheesecake. The one who liked pie was named Shanaynay.. The other was named Cletus.
"Omfgeh," Shanaynay said to her sister Cletus. "You have the name of a dude!!"
"I know," she replied.. "And you have the name of a drunk hippie."
Then they high fived and randomly dropped dead because of all the pie and cheesecake they ate.
Unfortunately, they made this terrible book into a movie.
HOPE THAT WASTED A MINUTE OR TWO OF YOUR TIME!!
(If you say "I'm gullible" really slowly, it sounds like ice cream. Try it.)
THIS IS MY CABBAGE! WHY CANT IT SPEAK SPANISH?! MUCHACHO!
Na, see my name is ANTWON!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T0-2lzA7_Cg
"Whos that man? He looks like he could be a president!" works for about any guy in a suit.
Intro: In the year 2117, an eight year-old gay boy named Shannon found a magical lamp. He was granted three wishes. The first wish was a fur jacket. The second was a flying car. And the third was a PLANET FULL OF UNICORNS. This is the story about that planet.
Music:
A gay boy wished for a planet full of unicorns.
Planet Unicorn, Unicorn Planet.
Give it up for Feathers, oooh, Cadillac, and Tom Cruise. Oh, Planet Unicorn heyy
My two groups on facebook:
http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=383130970480&amp;amp;ref=ts
http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=406059380720&amp;amp;ref=ts
Charlie, when your feeling down, with your big sad eyes, and your big fat frown!
The world doesn't have to be so gray!
Charlie, when your life's a mess, when your feeling blue, always in distress!
I know what can wash that sad away!
All your have to do is put a banana in your ear!
(A banana in my ear?!)
You will never be happy if you live your life in fear!
Its true!
(Says who?!)
So true!
When its in your gloom will dissapear,
The bad in the world is hard to hear,
When in your ear a banana cheers,
So go and put a banana in your ear!!
PUT A BANANA IN YOUR EAR!
(I'd rather keep my ear clear!)
You will never be happy if you live your life in fear!
Its true!
(Says you!)
So true!
When its in the skies are bright and clear,
Oh every day of every year, The sun shines bright on this big blue sphere,
So go and put a banana in your eeeeeaaar!
Once upon a time, A man named Helen saw a squirrel. A squirrel covered in peanut butter. Immediately, the squirrel got out a bazooka, aimed, and shot. It shouted something in Norwegian. Studies have shown that the ancient aztecs taught the evil squirrels how to speak Norwegian. The translation to the squirrel's strange... language: "Where are my buttercup gorilla pants?" which could also mean "World Domination" in Mexican.
http://www.justinbieberzone.com/wp-content/gallery/funny-n-cute/justin-bieber-funny-pic-riding-horse.jpg
My fave Justin Bieber quotes XD (Copy and paste the following if you think Justin Bieber sucks)
"Oh that Justina Bieber, She's the finest fox out there!" "Oh wait.. thats a dude?"
No Justin Bieber you don't love that girl, you're 12.
"Alvin the chipmunk has a deeper voice than Justin Bieber."
"Awww! She has such a pretty voice! Oh wait.. thats Justin Bieber."
"What the heck?! Vauldemort isn't a lady! But Justin Bieber is."
"Justin Bieber, you don't love that girl, you're twelve."
Justin Bieber needs to go through puberty.
Hey Canada, while you take our gold medal, please take that Bieber kid back.
"If thats Justin Bieber in dude form, whats he like in girl form?!"
"Justin Bieber~ 'I'ma tell you one more time' Then he says it 20 more times."
Let's all beat the puberty out of Justin Bieber!
I know girls with deeper voices than Justin Bieber.
When Justin Bieber says "one less lonely girl" I think he means himself.
"Baby Baby Baby Ohh Like Baby Baby Baby....*" OK JUSTIN BIEBER,WE GET IT!
"Imma tell you one time.." Liar. You said that at least 25 times.
Justin Bieber, Michael Jackson, and Lady Gaga should have done a song together. It would only make sense, nobody knows what gender either of them are..
"That girl has such a pretty voice!" - "Mom, that's Justin Bieber."
I like how Lady Gaga has a deeper voice than Justin Bieber.
When Justin Biebers song came on the radio my dad said "Her voice is great!"
"Omfg. forget alvin the chipmunk, even fred has a deeper voice than Justin Bieber!"
Puberty is going to his Justin Bieber like a train.
Nobody over the age of 18 listens to Justin Bieber.
Poor Justin Bieber, everybody picks on her!
Justin Bieber: "Hello, I'm a white boy. From Canada."
"Justin Bieber is a nice guy. Don't judge him, you never know what he went through."
"Not puberty, that's for sure."
If 500 people put this on their profile, Justin Bieber will go through puberty
***5 ways to make the pizza guy feel nervous***
1. While you are you are making an order, randomly start pressing the numbers on the phone and tell the guy to stop doing it.
2. Ask for a Big Mac, French fries and a Large Coke.
3. Finish the order with: “Remember, this conversation never happened”.
4. Ask him if they have pizza.
5. Change your accent every 5 seconds.
Just checking..
What does P Diddy feel like in the morning?
and How do you move your hips like 'yeah'?
9 out of 10 dentists reccomend not brushing your teeth with a bottle of jack.
***TRUE STORY***
Today I found a yo-yo. My dad wouldn't teach me how to use it. He said, "This may sound a little bizarre, but that's just a toy yo-yo."
Things to do in an elevator
1) crack open your briefcase or handbag and say,
“Got enough air in there?”
2) stand motionless and silent in the corner facing the wall without getting off
3) when arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors, then act embarrassed when they open
4) greet everyone with a warm handshake then ask them to call you Admiral
5) meow occasionally
6) stare at another person for a while then say “You’re one of THEM” then back away slowly
7) say “DING!” at every floor
8) say “I wonder what these do?” then press all the red buttons
9) make explosion noises when anyone presses a button
10) stare, grinning at another person for a while then announce “ I don’t have any socks on”
11) when the elevator is silent, look around then ask “ Is that your beeper?”
12) try to make a personal phone call on an emergency phone
13) draw a little square on the ground with chalk then announce “ This is my personal space”
14) when there’s only one other passenger in the elevator poke them then act like in wasn’t you
15) push the buttons and act like they give you a shock, smile, then go back for more
16) ask if you can push the buttons for someone else then push the wrong ones
17) hold the doors open and say you’re waiting for a friend then after a while let the doors close and say “ Hey Greg, how was your day?”
18) drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to pick in up then yell
“Hey that’s mine!”
19) bring a camera and take pictures of all the passengers
20) pretend you’re a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with passengers
21) Swat at flies that don’t exist
22) Call out “Group hug!” then enforce it
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tJuv8AA8_Tg&amp;amp;annotation_id=annotation_37649&amp;amp;feature=iv
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1SFWg614Op4
Pants on the ground~ General Larry Platt
Pants on the ground
Pants on the ground
Lookin' like a fool with your pants on the ground
With the gold in your mouth
Hat turned sideways
Pants hit the ground
Call yourself a cool cat
Lookin' like a fool
Walkin' downtown with your pants on the ground
Get it up, hey!
Get your pants off the ground
Lookin' like a fool
Walkin' talkin' with your pants on the ground.
Get it up, hey!
Get your pants off the ground
Lookin' like a fool with your pants on the ground!
WAT DO WE WANT!?
DUCK TAPE!
WHEN DO WE WANT IT!!?
NOW!
WHY DO WE WANT IT?!?!
CUZ ITS STICKY!
~~~~~~~~~16 THINGS TO DO AT WAL-MART~~~~~~~~~
1.Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.
2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.
4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
" 'Code 3' in housewares".... and see what happens.
5. Go up to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.
8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"
9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.
10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.
11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.
12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.
13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"
14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!"
15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!
16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "go, pikachu, go!"
~~~~~~~~4 ways to be KICKED out of Wal-Mart~~~~~~~~
#1:If you can,write"I see dead people...." on the typewriters.
#2:Unwrap all the chocolate bars saying,"I've got to find that golden ticket.."
#3:Put a dora explorer doll in the middle of the store and if someone tries to pick it up,jump out and say,"SWIPER NO SWIPING!"
#4:Throw Skittles at people and shout,"Taste the Rainbow!!!!"
This is madness!!
No, THIS IS MILK!!
My life is complicated, like grass. Grass is complicated.
Youtube links of your life: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E_OqZyDppUE - El Chupacabra http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WPAJ9I7AIAs - Put a banana in your ear. (OH he burst in to flames, how unexpected) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tk9z1Emv0kQ - PLANET UNICORN!!! (Give it up for Feathers, ooh, Cadillac, and Tom Cruise) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kZUPCB9533Y&amp;amp;feature=PlayList&amp;amp;p=9998D020C60C4C88&amp;amp;index=1 Llamas with hats XD (all the fun of llamas with the extra comfort of hats!)
ZOMG!!! THE NINJA GLARE!!!
Chorus (x2)
OH EM GEE (gee)
You can't see me (me)
I'm blending in just like a pine tree (tree?)
I am unseen, You can't see me cuz
I'm a ninja, nin, ninja, ninja, nin, ninja.
Verse 1
Hey, can't see me
Am I a bird or am I a tree?
What's flying so high in the ayer (ayer)?
I'm a ninja don't stare (stare)
Fast like the witch is Blair (Blair)
I bet you don't even care
Here I go, there I go, this is my song
Being ninja you gotta be strong
Most of us found in Hong Kong
Where is my automobile now Dong?
Catching everything with my chopstick
Making loud noises with every hit
Moving unseen so fast so quick
I bet you wish you had all my ninja tricks
OH EM... GEE
Be a Ninja like me
Just watch me now and you will see!
Chorus (x2)
OH EM GEE (gee)
You can't see me (me)
I'm blending in just like a pine tree (tree?)
I am unseen, You can't see me cuz
I'm a ninja, nin, ninja, ninja.
Verse 2
Hey were dressed in black
Just like emos except for the fact
We don't stab ourselves, we stab your back
It's just our way to sneak attack
We see you coming cuz we have wall hacks
Don't come near us or we'll give you slap
And no sense in running cuz we set up a trap.
Here comes the slow motion... C C C CRAP!
Run like me
Hide like me
Don't forget your fatality
Dance like a ninja in the club
Even though you'll look just like a scrub
Watch this vid learn something rare (rare)
This move looks like a square (square)
Just throw your hands in the air (air)
Follow me, do the Ninja Glare!
Chorus (x2)
OH EM GEE (gee)
You can't see me (me)
I'm blending in just like a pine tree (tree?)
I am unseen, You can't see me cuz
I'm a ninja, nin, ninja, ninja, nin, ninja.
http://www.justinbieberzone.com/wp-content/gallery/funny-n-cute/justin-bieber-funny-pic-riding-horse.jpg
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(> )># So, i got you this lil waffle.
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.#<( <) but then I was like...
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.(>#<) dis waffle be looking good!!!
..U.U
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You know what, ima eat da waffle. >:]
http://www.youtube.com/watch#!v=KedGncdV-T4&amp;amp;feature=channel
FAKE FRIENDS: Never ask for food
REAL FRIENDS: Are the reason you have no food.
FAKE FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr/Mrs.
REAL FRIENDS: Call your parents by their first names.
FAKE FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.
REAL FRIENDS: Would be sittin next to you sayin "Dang...... that was fun!"
FAKE FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
REAL FRIENDS: Cry with you.
FAKE FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
REAL FRIENDS: Keep your stuff so long they forget its yours.
FAKE FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Could write a book about you with direct quotes from you.
FAKE FRIENDS: Will leave you behind to be with the crowd.
REAL FRIENDS: Will get the whole crowd to come over to you.
FAKE FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
REAL FRIENDS: Would knock after they've let themselves in.
FAKE FRIENDS: Will talk bad to the person who talks bad about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Will knock them out.
FAKE FRIENDS: Would ignore this.
REAL FRIENDS: Will repost it
FAKE FRIENDS: Are for a while.
REAL FRIENDS: Are forever
90% of teens today would die if Myspace had a system failure and was completely destroyed If you are one of the 10% that would be laughing, copy and paste this to your profile.
You say, "Edward", I say, "Klaus"
You say, "Bella", I say, "Violet"
You say, "Jacob", I say, "Count Olaf"
You say, "Washington", I say, A numourus amount of miserable places the Baudelaire Orphans have been in.
You say, "Vampires", I say, "Orphans and V.F.D"
You say, "How Romantic", I say, "Such misery and grief"
Copy and paste if you have atleast read A Series of Unfourtunate Events by Lemony Snicket and think it is wayyyyyy better than Twilight
ǝƃɐd ɹnoʎ oʇuo sIɥʇ ǝʇsɐd puɐ ʎdoɔ 'sʎɐs sɥʇ ʇɐɥʍ ʇno ǝɹnƃIɟ oʇ ɥƃnouǝ ʇɹɐɯs ǝɹɐ noʎ ɟI
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█ 10% human
██ 20% animal
███ 30% Animal Lover
████ 40% Nature Lover
█████ 50% Artist
██████ 60% Anti Twilight
███████ 70% Anti Disney Channel xD
████████ 80% Anti Justin Bieber
█████████ 90% Genius, (I'm still cool >:D)
██████████ 100% Me =D
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Put this on your profile if you Miss,Love,Like,Hate or Can't Stand Somebody Right Now.
How Headphones get Tangled up on Their Own, I'll Never Understand...
if only life came with a ◄◄ REW ► PLAY ▌▌PAUSE █▌STOP ►► FF
If your real name starts with A, C, D, F, H, I, J, K, L, M, S, T... put this on your profile!!!
Dora the Explorer is soo an Illegal Immigrant...
No, I Don't Care If I Die At 12AM, I Refuse To Pass On Your Chain Letter.
When someone prank calls me, I go along with it to ruin there fun.
Don't be insecure girl. Own that ponytail! Work that updo!
EMPLOYEES MUST "WASH HANDS"
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Suspicious quotation marks..
By the way..
You are not a beautiful and unique snowflake. You are the same decaying organic matter as everyone else..
WHO PARKED THE CAR ON MY SANDWICH?!
i did
*explodes* " ~catcat2death
" DIE POTATO.
*sunglasses* *load a gun and points it at him* NOT TODAY" ~catcat2death
" i cant wait to eat this bagle!
yes you can
yah...i guess your right"~ catcat2death
"i baked u a pie
o boy what flavor?
PIE FLAVOR!" ~catcat2death
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=58YEJTjdzuU
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c5fEmHNy_uA&amp;amp;feature=related
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X0gLkZlO3Ec&amp;amp;feature=related
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X0gLkZlO3Ec&amp;amp;feature=related
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=poAdYbacOzU&amp;amp;NR=1
Zip your lips like a padlock... uhh Ke$ha, darling, padlocks dont zip.
"Dude, I am so donig this if I ever break up with someone. But I'm gonna have a tough time deciding between riding a giraffe and being shot by a potato."
"I have to poo." "Dude, me too!" "Omg, poop buddies!"
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eGMLGCxEDP0&amp;amp;NR=1
http://www.baconsalt.com/
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NZyetWc7mKw
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jciraFLtbkU&amp;amp;feature=related
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8fOBhtrhTZQ
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dPCrW9bSIh8&amp;amp;feature=related
"...What a colorful vocabulary you have..." "Thanks. I painted it rainbow."
97% of teens would cry if they
saw Robert Patterson
(Edward Cullen from Twilight)
standing on top of a sky scraper,
about to jump.
If you're one of the 3%
who would sit, eating
popcorn screaming
"DO A BACK
FLIP YOU SPARKLY RETARD!"
then copy this and paste it somewhere!
Bye?
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