owlcity4ever

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Sketchfu-ing since 03/20/2011 (user #185476)

14, female

in a ditch somewhere over the rainbow

About owlcity4ever

HACKED >P this is payback
^ that's what you think, my naive friend. >:)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z_jw3z68TW0&feature=fvwrel
This made me cry so hard DX



I am a dreamer. That's why I love Owl City so much. It's so magical, and it's like anything can happen. I'm also a Christian. I love Jesus with all my heart. I'm going to stop now b/c I don't like talking about myself.



- Ravenclaw
- owl animagus
- daughter of Athena
- water bender
- meister, my weapon would probs be a shotgun
- district 11
- I would probs have a fit if I had to enter the host club room, so I'm not going to include that O.o



My fav characters:
-Harry Potter
-Grover
-Zero
-Death the Kid
-Excalibur
-Alexa Martindale
-Gollygosh
-G'reth
-Gadzooks (*fangirl scream* ZOOKIE WE LOVE YOU!!! which is strange, since he's a dragon... <3)
-He Who Did Not Manage To Kill The Boy Who Lived
-Dobby
-Luna Lovegood
-Rue (D': RUE!!!! DON'T GO!!!)
-Canada
-Liechtenstein



. 0% wrong

.█ 10% you
.██ 20% can't kill even bugs (stares at below >_>)
.███ 30% may kill even humans (stares at above <_<)
.████ 40% interesting
.█████ 50% human
.██████ 60% boring
.███████ 70% quiet
.████████ 80% genious
.█████████ 90% artistic
.██████████ 100% soulless
.███████████ 200% dun
.████████████ 300% christian
.█████████████ 400% magic
.██████████████ 500% bleh
.███████████████ 600% me
.████████████████ 700% dun
.█████████████████ 800% randomly precise

.██████████████████ 900% DUN 

.███████████████████ 1000% contradictory


Rue's Lullaby-
Deep in the meadow, under the willow
A bed of grass, a soft green pillow
Lay down your head, and close your eyes
And when they open, the sun will rise

Here it’s safe, and here it’s warm
Here the daisies guard you from every harm
Here your dreams are sweet–
–and tomorrow brings them true
Here is the place where I love you.

Deep in the meadow, hidden far away
A cloak of leaves, a moonbeam ray
Forget your woes and let your troubles lay
And when again it’s morning, they’ll wash away

Here it’s safe, and here it’s warm
Here the daisies guard you from every harm
Here your dreams are sweet–
– and tomorrow brings them true
Here is the place where I love you.



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put this on
your page
if u r one of the
8% that think
animals should be
treated with the
same rights
as humans


1. YOUR REAL NAME
Cienna
2. YOUR GANGSTA NAME:
(first 4 letters of real name + izzle.)
Cienizzle O.o
3. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME:
(fav color and fav animal)
The Blue Tiger
4. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME:
(your middle name and the street you live on)
Rae Cockleshell
5. YOUR STAR WARS NAME:
(the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name)
Jenci
6. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME:
(Your 2nd favorite color, and favorite soft drink)
Tangerine Ginger Ale O.o
7. YOUR IRAQI NAME:
(2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, any
letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your moms maiden name, 3rd
letter of dad's first name, 1st letter of a siblings first name, and last letter of your moms middle name)
Inaoban XD
8.YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME:
I have no idea O.o
9. YOUR GOTH NAME:
(Black and the name of one of your pets)
Black Snubbers {I know, not the best pet name}


Name: Cienna
Grade: 8th.
Siblings: 2 sis and 1 bro
Fave animal(s): tigers, owls (:3) and jackalopes. yes i know they aren't real
Fave Subjects: ummm art and..... does reading count?
Besties on Sketchfu: Kklove, callofdutyninja
Fave male singer: Adam Young (he isn't just part of owl city, he IS owl city!)
Fave female singer(s): Kelly Clarkson
Fave TV show: umm GOOD EATS (x3 my fav), glee, ncis, food competitions,
Come from: classified
Live in: classified
Fave Chocolate: EXTREMELY dark chocolate
Fave countries: umm Brazil (fav!), england, and japan
Fave Girl's Name(s): Rae, Serenity, Seralean (yes I came up with this one, pronounced however you want to pronounce it), Autumn,
Fave Boy's Name(s): Christopher, Carter, Derrick,
Celebrity Crush: O_O i don't.... have one????
Fave Fruit: Raspberries :)
Fave songs: Alligator Sky (owl city), The Real World (owl city), Alaska (sky sailing [it's owl city, but previous]), A Little Opera (sky sailing), Explorers (sky sailing), Sailboats (sky sailing), Breakaway (kelly clarkson) Stargazer (miku hatsune)
Fave Snack: ummm kettle chips... I guess... or apples. OR cherries!
Fave Takeaway: uh what?
Fave Resturant: I would tell you, but it might help you disclose classified info. I think it's a local resteraunt.
Fave book series: Harry Potter, The Last Dragon (look it up! it's the books with the dragon eye on the cover) Hunger Games
Fave Actor: none... well.... ya no
Fave Actress: none
Fave flower: honeysuckle. I would happily die from the scent
Fave gemstone: Peridot
Fave sweets: ummm idk maybe Mounds.... NOWAIT!!! I like snickers, but only in the bite size packages. it's weird.
Fave food(s): mexican x3
Fave drink: ginger ale, cherry coke, and very recently, ramune (japanese soda)
Fave dessert: ummmm OH lemon cake
Fave Band(s): Owl City (obviously...), Sky Sailing (it's the same guy as owl city, and yes, owl city is ONE GUY!)
Hair Color: dirty blonde, but i like it that way
Eye Color: grey (yes it's possible)



Girl side

[ ] You wear lip gloss.
[ ] You love to shop.
[ ] You wear eyeliner.
[ ] You have some of the same shirts in different colors.
[x ] You wear the color pink.

[x ] Go to your mom for advice.
[ ] You consider cheerleading a sport.
[ ] You hate wearing the color black.
[ ] You like hanging out at the mall.
[ ] You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.

[x ] You like wearing jewelry.
[ ] Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe.
[ ] Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.
[x ] You don't like the movie Star Wars.
[x ] You are/were in cheerleading, gymnastics or dance.
[ ] It takes you around 1 hour to shower, get dressed,/ and put on make-up and accessories.
[ ] You smile a lot more than you should.
[ ] You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.
[x ] You care about what you look like.
[x ] You like wearing dresses when you can.
[x ] You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne.
[ ] Used to play with dolls as little kid.
[ ] Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy of it.
[ ] Like taking pictures of yourself with your cell phone/camera when you're bored.

[9/24] 37.5% girl O.o



Your Guy Side

[ ] You love hoodies.
[x ] You love jeans.
[ ] Dogs are better than cats.
[ ] It's hilarious when people get hurt.
[ ] You've played with/against boys on a team.

[ ] Shopping is torture.
[ ] Sad movies suck.
[ ] You own an X-Box.
[ ] Played with Hotwheels cars as a kid.
[ ] At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
[ ] You own a DS, PS2 or Sega.

[ ] You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.
[ ] You watch sports on TV.
[ ] Gory movies are cool.
[ ] You go to your dad for advice.

[ ] You own like a trillion baseball caps
[ ] You like going to football games.
[ ] You used to/do collect baseball cards.
[ ] Baggy pants are cool to wear.
[ ] It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
[x ] Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors.
[x ] You love to go crazy and not care what people think.
[ ] Sports are fun
[ ] Talk with food in your mouth.

[3/24] 12.5% guy

50% human
100% me ^_^



spell your name: owlcity4ever
spell your name with your elbows: 0oowelcity44ervberr (wow)
spell your name with your thumbs: owlcity4ever
spell your name with your eyes closed: owlcity4ever
spell your name with your eyes closed with a fork: ow;vi`nmv ngh (faaaaiiiiilll)
spell your name with your hand behind your back with your nose: owlcity4ever (easy)
spell your name with your forehead: oiwqklciu ty654e4bv errf5 (I got all of the letters, it's just that extras got added in.)


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[O.o] <------- Dis is an Owl.
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Girl and guy were speeding, on a motorcycle, over 90 mph on the road..
Girl: Slow down! Im scared!
Guy: No, this is fun!
Girl: No, its not. Please, your really scaring me!
Guy: Then tell me you love me.
Girl: Fine, I love you. Slow down!
Guy: Now give me a BIG hug. *Girl hugs him*
Guy: Can you take my helmet off & put it on yourself? Its bugging me.
(In the paper the next day)
A motorcycle crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it, but only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized that his breaks went out, but he didnt want to let the girl know. Instead, he had her say she loved him & felt her hug one last time, then had her wear his helmet so that she would live even though it meant that he would die.
Repost if you would do this for someone you love. Then put this on your page


When she walks away from you mad===[ Follow her ]
When she stares at your lips===[ Kiss her ]
When she pushes you or hits you===[Grab her and don't let go ]
When she starts cursing at you===[ Kiss her and tell her you love her ]
When she's quiet===[ Ask her what's wrong ]
When she ignores you===[ Give her your attention ]
When she pulls away===[ Pull her back ]
When you see her at her worst===[ Say she's beautiful ]
When you see her start crying===[ Just hold her and don't say a word ]
When you see her walking===[ Sneak up and hug her waist from behind ]
When she's scared===[ Protect her ]
When she lays her head on your shoulder===[ Tilt her head up and kiss her ]
When she steals your favorite hat===[ Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night ]
When she teases you===[ Tease her back and make her laugh ]
When she doesn't answer for a long time===[ Reassure her that everything is ok ]
When she looks at you with dought===[ Back yourself up with the TRUTH ]
When she says that she likes you===[ She really does more than you could understand ]
When she grabs at your hands===[ Hold her's and play with her fingers ]
When she bumps into you===[ Bump into her back and make her laugh ]
When she tells you a secret===[ Keep it safe and untold ]
When she looks into your eyes=== [ Don't look away until she does ]
WHEN SHE MISSES YOU===[ SHE'S HURTING INSIDE ]
When you break her heart===[ The pain NEVER really goes away ]
When she says it's over===[ She STILL wants you to be her's ]
When she reposts this bulletin===[ She wants you to read it ]


♦1. Hugs from behind.
♦2. Grab her hand when you walk next to each other(don't make her grab yours).
♦3. When standing, wrap your arms around her.
♦4. Cuddle with her.
♦5. DON'T FORCE HER TO DO ANYTHING.
♦6. Write little notes.
♦7. Compliment her Honestly.
♦8. When you hug her, hold her in your arms as long as possible.
♦9. Be super sweet to her.
♦10. Call her at night to wish her sweet dreams.
♦11. Comfort her when she cries.
♦12. Wipe away her tears
♦13. Love her with all your heart.
♦14. Pick her up and flirt with her (she'll scream and say "put me down" but really she loves it).
♦15. Be a gentleman (hold the door for her).
♦16. Don't let your friends talk trash about her, it'll get back to her!
DONT ever act different in front of your friends than you are when its just you and her!!!!
♦17. Take her for a long walk at night!
♦18. Always bring a blanket where ever you go outside when its cold to comfort her and hold her close
♦19. NEVER LIE TO HER!!!!!! because then she will think everything you ever said to her was a lie, even "I love you"
IF A GIRL POSTS THIS ON THEIR PROFILE THEN THEY WANT YOU TO READ IT!!!!! duhh...


If you do any of these, pm me 8)
340 ways to get kicked out of Walmart~ 

1. Take someone's shopping cart and switch the items with stuff from the person next to them's cart 

2. Walk up to complete strangers and say, "Hi! I haven't seen you in so long!..." etc. See if they play along to avoid embarrassment

3. Smash the person in front of you on the head with a ham

4. Go up to some old geezer & say "Grandpa!!! You're ALIVE!!! It's a MIRACLE!!! etc."

5. Take something from someone else's cart, when they say "hey, that's mine! " call the security and say that the other ... person was trying to take your _____ 

6. Move "Caution: Wet Floor" signs to carpeted areas. 

7. Hide in the center of the clothes circle where people find shirts, and jump out and yell "AIHAIHAIHAIHAIHAIHAIHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!"

8. Go into the dressing room, wait a few minutes, then yell "THERES NO TOILET PAPER IN HERE!!" 

9. Get a batman costume, put it on, and run around the store screaming at the top of your lungs, "COME ROBIN! TO THE BATMOBILE!" 

10. Hide between clothing and then jump out and yell "PICK ME" 

11. When someone asks if you need help, begin to cry and ask, "Why won't you people just leave me alone?"

12. Take up an entire aisle in Toys by setting up a full scale battlefield with G.I. Joes vs. the X-Men 

13. Hide in a clothes circle. When someone with a shopping cart goes by stick your hand out and steal something from them 

14. Grab a guitar and start singing Wake Me Up When September Ends in a loud shrieking half screaming voice 

15. Randomly place 24 bags of candy in peoples carts 

16. Go to an empty checkout stand and try to check people out. 

17. Go up to an employee and in a official tone say "code three in house ware" and see what happens 

18. Follow people through the aisles, always staying about five feet away. Continue to do this until they leave the department 

19. Challenge other customers to duels with tubes of gift wrap 

20. Set up a concert of singing hamster dolls. Get your friends and turn them on all at the same time. Then act like a conductor

21. Make up nonsense products and ask newly hired employees if there are any in stock, i.e., "Do you have any Shnerples here?" 

22. Open a pack of yugioh cards and challenge random people to a "d-d-d-d-d-d-duel!"

23. While walking around alone, pretend someone is with you and get into a very serious conversation 

24. Tape a walkie-talkie to the back of a Barbie doll and say to random people, "I know where you live..." 

25. Attempt to drown in a kiddy pool... 

26. Drag a lounge chair on display over to the magazines and relax. If the store has a food court, buy a soft drink; explain that you don't get out much, and ask if they can put a little umbrella in it 

27. Open up random packages in the toy aisle then walk off. If an employee asks what you're doing, just say "I changed my mind." 

28. Run around Wal-Mart in a bathing suit singing the Surfin' USA theme song

29. Say things like, "Would you be as kind so to direct me to your Twinkies?" 

30. If an employee comes within 30 ft scream "GET AWAY FROM ME!!!" Then run out of the store screaming 

31. Walk up to an employee and ask questions like how come this store is called wal mart? Or what's up with your hair? Why do you people wear name tags can't you all remember your own names? 

32. Test the fishing rods and see what you can "catch" from the other aisles

33. Glare menacingly at anyone who comes within 40 ft of you. Then hiss like a snake and act like you're going to bite them 

34. Throw a fake rubber snake into some lady's face and watch her freak out 

35. Squeeze their legs and either sing, "I like to move it, move it! Or say "You got chicken legs!"

36. Dart around suspiciously while humming the theme from "Mission: Impossible." 

37. While no one's watching quickly switch the men's and women's signs on the doors of the rest room 

38. Bring your pet pit-bull into Wal-mart. Act casual. If someone is brave enough to walk up to you and tell you to get out, simply reply "He's going to help me pick out his favorite dog food" 

39. TP as much of the store as possible 

40. Whenever you hear a voice saying, clean up etc fall to the ground sobbing screaming the voices!! then get back up & act normal 

41. Dress up in a trench coat & wear sunglasses. Walk up to someone browsing and say "The rooster is in the nest" Wait for a reply. After they finish talking, hand them a cap gun and whisper "use this wisely." 

42. Go to the music aisle and start singing horrible karaoke

43. Walk along look at someone giggle at them & say to no one... I know I know... hehehe keep doing it until they give you a weird look & walk off

44. Set all the alarm clocks to go off at ten minute intervals throughout the day 

45. Go in to the camping department and enter a tent then tell random customers that they can come in if they bring a pillow from the bedding department 

46. Broadcast K-mart commercials over the intercom 

47. Go up to the bagel section with cream cheese all over your face. Then start chanting, "We love bagels! We love bagels!" 

48. Over the intercom say there is a big sale on all items in electronics department and first 10 people to the check outs gets one item free... & see what happens

49. Randomly start putting different size undergarments in peoples carts 

50. Contaminate the entire auto department by sampling all the spray air fresheners 

51. Run through the store and jump on random peoples carts singing I KNOW A SONG THAT GETS ON EVERYBODYS NERVES!! 

52. Go up to random people and poke them. If they ask you what you're doing or tell you to stop, tell them that you're trying to find out what they ate for dinner last night 

53. Do your American Idol audition in front of the security cameras 

54. Get a marker & go over all the barcodes with a line then go purchase your items... the person who is serving you will have to enter all the barcodes in by hand 

55. Go up to some of the customers while your carrying a paper bag and say "trick or treat!" and if they don't give you anything, do the sad puppy dog face

56. Hide under a big pile of clothes and throw random objects at people when they walk by 

57. Get a stuffed animal and go to the front of the store and begin stroking it lovingly, saying "Good girl, good Bessie."

58. Walk up to a pizza place and ask for a Mcchicken 

59. Go to the bathroom with a cantaloupe (hidden) Make grunting noises and drop the cantaloupe in the toilet. Then say "Phew, That's better" 

60. Put blue paint on your hand and when you see someone put your hand on their shirt and point at them and say, "A clue a clue!" 

61. Go to a clerk and tell them u lost your son and ask if they can call his name over the speaker! When they ask u his name make up a ridiculous name

62. Leave cryptic messages on the typewriters

63. While Humming the theme to Mission Impossible While wearing all black, knock over all of the cans

64. Take all the CD's put them in the wrong place and when an employee puts them all back yell at her and mess them up again

65. Go to the front of the store in a baby diaper and ask a macho guy to change you 

66. Take a friend with you and a younger child and start arguing over who gets custody then have the child run away and out of the store and yell CILLY COME BACK!!!

67. Climb up a ladder & try doing a King Kong thing

68. Run through the make-up department and yell, "There's a dead body in aisle 3!!!" 

69. Grab a can of whipped cream & find a bald guy Spray it on his head 

70. Dress up in a fairy costume, and climb up a ladder and when people go by say "your wish is granted" 

71. Dress up as a giant smiley face and whip price signs! Then yell "ROLLBACK!!!" 

72. Walk up to someone act like you can read their mind & say... sir or madam... don't think that. 

73. Walk towards a group of people and hit your head and say in a loud voice, "Shut up in there." 

74. Put make up all over your face so it looks like a 2 year old did it and then say, "She's horrible at giving make-overs!" and point to a random woman. 

75. Go up to random people and ask them if they will be your friends then link arms and start to sing the friends theme song 

76. Ride those little electronic cars at the front of the store

77. Smear ketchup on yourself, lie on your back in the kids aisle, and pretend to be dead

78. Lay a 20 dollar bill on the ground and back away and when someone tries to pick it up run up to them and yell hands off my dollar!! Then got to a manager and tell him that they stole 20 dollars from you 

79. Randomly throw things over into neighboring aisles 

80. Try all of the sodas and put them back then say, "Yup, that stuff's not poisonous." 

81. Play with the calculators so that they all spell "hello" upside down
82. Run up to random people and ask if they like green eggs and ham 

83. Attempt to fit into very large gym bags, then attempt to fit others into very large gym bags 

84. Bang on the pots and pans in the cooking aisle

85. Act as though you are being beaten and fall onto the ground screaming and having convulsions 

86. Swing on the half price banners 

87. Go up to a random person and tap on his/her shoulder. When the person looks at you, ask what and walk off like you're annoyed 

88. Burp and say mmmm, tasty 

89. Hold Barbie for ransom

90. Run around with a country music cd and sing Queen's "We Will Rock You"

91. throw random items over into the next aisle and see if you can score into someone's cart 

92. Ride around in a Barbie jeep with Barbie in the front seat and act like you're talking to her by saying "Let's bust this joint!"

93. Wrap a hose around you and shout, "AAH! I'M BEING HELD HOSTAGE!"

94. Do your own radio show over the intercom

95. Go to the aisle with the Star Wars stuff and hold up a Luke Skywalker toy and say "Luke, I am your father" and make breathing noises in your darth vader mask 

96. Glue pennies on the floor 'heads' side up 

97. Knock over all the shelves and run around screaming 'EARTHQUAKE! EVERYON RUN! 

98. find a pair of walkie talkies and have a conversation with your self when everyone is watching you 

99. Go to the checkout and buy a bar of candy. Repeat, going to the same cash register, until the clerk notices 

100. Grab heavy but not too heavy objects, and see who can throw them the most aisles over 

101. Buy expensive stuff, go home and use white-out and a pen to change the price to something much lower, and the total much higher, then return and demand a refund 

102. get a cardboard box, go in the store and pop out of the box and give out candy to passerby 

103. Find the fish section and when someone walks by begin to pet the fish tank and say, "I know how you feel..." 

104. Spill water on the floor, and run around claiming that the store is flooded 

105. As the cashier runs your purchase over the scanner say "BEEP" in a loud voice. Repeat this for every item, and for other customers items 

106. Scream really loudly and when someone tells you to be quiet scream, "I will not be silenced!!!!" 

107. Hold a bag of frozen veggies over your head and yell "Fear me and my evil army of frozen carrots!!" 

108. Hug someone randomly and say, "I love u mommy!" 

109. Go in the undergarments section and ask random people if they think this will fit 

110. Tie a plushie to one end of a string your ankle to the other end, and run around screaming "HELP! IT'S AFTER ME!" 

111. Start yelling at the stuffed animals when there are people around 

112. Grab some pampers Pull-Ups and while buying them yell at the clerk "Mommy, guess what? I'm a big kid now!!" 

113. Go into the bedding department and with cookies in your hand lay on a bed then pretend ur having a nightmare about cookies and yell " COOKIE!! COOKIE!!!! NOOOOOO!!!!" Then start rolling around 

114. Make evil eyes at someone and start whispering, "I'm the little girl from the well... I've been waiting..." 

115. Go to the cafeteria area and buy frys. Then stand by the door and when people walk through throw the frys above their head like there getting married 

116. look at old people with wide eyes saying, "I see dead people!" 

117. Get a tent ( With holes preferably ) and tell people to come in your lair. When they do chuck popcorn at them and ask them who invited them in 

118. Ride around on those electric cars and pretend that your a prissy English Man. Say things like "Cheerio, good man." to people who walk by. And don't forget to have perfect posture. 

119. Chase your friends up and down aisles trying to run over them with those electric cars. Make sure to tell your friends to act like they don't know you. 

120. Spend all your money riding on those little rides for toddlers. Fit the character; if you on a horse, then pretend that your a cowboy, etc. And if a little kid comes over wanting to use it, start barking at them until they run away crying. 

121. Have silly string fights with a friend. Hide behind customers and "accidentally" hit the people instead of your friend. 

122. Draw mustaches on all the pictures and mannequins. 

123. Walk up to the customer service and when they say "Hello, how may I help you?" say "Yes, I'll have a Quarter Pounder with cheese, one strawberry shake, a large order of french fries and a diet coke." And when they start to talk, say "Oh, to go". Then when they say that they can't give it to you say "Oh, This is because I'm gay isn't it? I'd expect this from McDonalds, but not Walmart 

124. Get popcorn and throw at customers, sneaking up on them in an un stealth-like way, while yelling random things 

125. Start to madly scratch yourself and walk up to people asking where the rash cream is because your family and all your friends seem to have a rash too. 

126. When your alone, have loud conversations with your "multiple personalities". Have an English man, a Southern person, someone from New York, a Grandma, and a 5 year old girl all at the same time. You have to use accents. 

127. Start "dancing" like mad. Basically, just wail your arms and legs around like your having some kind of massive seizure. 

128. Try on crazy costumes and walk casually through the store. 

129. Stick your arm in your jacket and suspiciously start to leave the store. Get really tense and start to lean over as your walking through the doors As if your suspecting the alarms to go off. Then when it doesn't go off, let out a big sigh. Then quickly look around you to see who's watching and run away as fast as you can. 

130. Balance EVERYTHING you see on the tips of your finger, your nose, your forehead, and the top of your head while singing the circus song. 

131. Spend hours staring at a little blinking light. After a while, start saying blink everytime it blinks. Don't look away, just stay mesmerized. 

132. Light a match under a sprinkler 

133. Walk up to someone and say "Oh, so your back for more. I warned you never to come back here. Wait here while I go get my shot gun". Then walk away. 

134. Buy something that is like $5 and give the cashier all pennies. 

135. Walk up to a guy and say "Oh my god, is it you? Oh my god it is!!! I haven't seen you in so long!!!!" Then kiss him. Then slap and him say "Why didn't you ever call me??" Then walk away. Much more affective if you're a guy. 

136. Stand next to a maniquin and pretend that your a mannequin. Try to hold the same position for as long as possible. Then finally as someone is walking by, check your watch and say. "Finally, my shift is done. I really don't get paid enough to do this" 

137. Stare at the ceiling. See how many people look up. 

138. Start singing oldies songs in to megaphone.

139. start hitting on the mannequins. 

140. Super-glue a quarter to the floor and count how many people try to pick it up. 

141. Switch the price tags with something expensive and something really cheap. 

142. Put women's clothes into men's carts.

143. Put preppy stuff, like short skirts and whatnot, into old men's carts when they aren't looking. 

144. Run around in front of a mirror screaming "COPYCAT!" 

145. Bring a friend and a stopwatch. Get carts and race around. every time you nock something over, subtract a second from your time. You usually get kicked out before you figure out who won. 

146. Find a couple. Run up to the one who is an opposite gender from you, slap them, and say "WHAT IS THIS? I THOUGHT WHAT WE HAD WAS SPECIAL!!!" 

147. Go up to an assistant and ask for mayonnaise. When they say they don't have it, start crying and scream, "Now how am I supposed to paint my toenails?!?" 

148. Lay on the floor and do a ground angel 

149. Steal their ketchup, go on the counter, smear ketchup all over you and say HELP ME HELP ME! OMG! THE HOTDOG KILLED ME! 

150. Start jumping on one of their beds attempt to fall asleep until one guy tells you to get off. Then yell 'HEY! WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?!?!? GET OUT OF MY HOUSE! GET AWAY FROM MY BED!!!!" 

151. Run around switching all of the open signs on the cash registers to closed and all of the closed signs to open. Watch the customers get confused. 

152. Ask for Goat Milk 

153. Make sure somebody's in the same aisle, then run screaming into a wall. Fall down and say "AHHH! The pain, the horrible, terrible pain!" Until someone asks if you're alright. When they do, get up and say, "Yes, I'm fine, why?" And then walk away calmly like nothing happened. 

154. Dress up as an emo kid, then scream at people, "WHY HAVE YOU COME TO WORSEN MY MISERY?!" 

155. Dress up as a ninja and go around the store karate chopping people 

156. Ride a horse on a stick toy thing and have your friend pull you around the store on a skateboard while you scream, "The British are coming! The British are coming!" 

157. Turn a cart over and put towels over it so they can't see in. when someone starts to open it, start yelling "Hey, I'm Using the Bathroom in here!!!" 

158. Buy a chocolate bar, go to the bathroom, smear chocolate on your hand, reach under the next stall and ask, "Can I have some toilet paper?" 

159. Take a fishing pole, tie it to a dollar, and go fishing for humans! 

160. Climb up to one of the really high shelves and start singing Christmas carols at the top of your lungs. Works better around summer. 

161. Get a mirror and put it on top of a cart so it lay across it. Get on top and have someone push you down an isle, and Sing "Surfin' USA" 

162. When the intercom comes on, fall on your knees and scream in tears of joy, "God has spoken!!!" 

163. Get on a bike and ride around and crash into everything and everyone who gets in your way. 

164. Pour a bunch of lemonade from the entrance to the bathroom and come out saying someone should have told me where the bathroom was quicker! 

165. Steal guns and ammo and shoot all the TV's you can find. whoever blows up most wins 

166. Get an umbrella and have someone in a cart (or just a tall person) pour water on it while you sing Raindrops Are Fallin' On My Head. 

167. Call the front desk and when they answer the phone say I'm sorry, your call could not be completed as dialed. Please hang up and try again. Then call and say I'm sorry, I will have to put you on hold. Can you call back? I'm busy on isle 3. 

168. Go into one of those employees only doors and go behind some food shelves. when people reach out to grab food, grab their arm and start to pull on it. 

169. eat all the ice cream boxes and then blame it on a worker with ice cream all over your face 

170. Pour carrots on the floor so the employees have to pick it up. Continue doing it for a long period of time. 

171. Skate around on a skateboard, then fall over and pretend to break your leg. 

172. Start playing the violin. 

173. Stare at a blank T.V, for an hour and when somebody asks what your doing, answer, "Shh, this is my favorite show!" 

174. Stand on the conveyor belt at the check out with a barcode on your forehead. 

175. Start saying stuff like argetrargrehargenstartgen to everyone who walks in. 

176. walk around in dirty cloths and eat all the produce lika a bum 

177. Poke people and run away screaming, "Don't touch me!!!" 

178. Stare at people for a minute and then smile at them happily 

179. Beat your chest and run around screaming like Tarzan.

180. Throw stuff on the floor and start yelling at an imaginary friend.

181. Shoot spitwads at people and then fall on the ground laughing hysterically 

182. Go into a bathroom that is of the opposite gender of yourself and open the stalls saying, "Ooh la la!" 

183. Walk up to random people, give them a hug, and say, "I love you!" 

184. Dress up as an old man and start stealing stuff 

185. Start a fire, then sit around it with your friends in Indian clothes. 

186. Walk around in a court jester costume

187. Run at people with a pitch fork 

188. Pretend that you're having a heart attack 

189. Throw tomatoes at people and then tackle them 

190. Get on the intercom and calmly say, "Attention shoppers. I would like to inform you that the world is about to end, and that there's a sale on isle two." 

191. Buy a carton of vanilla ice cream, run up to the cash register, tell the cashier you forgot your money, then start dancing like Napoleon Dynamite, screaming, "Where's my chap stick?!" 

192. Pretend to be Spiderman by running up walls and trying to save people 

193. Claim isle three as your 'Secret Lair' 

194. Run around the store singing the My Little Pony theme song as loud as you can. 

195. Get a giant Christmas stocking and hop around in it like it's a potato sack on field day 

196. Build a wall out of stuffed animals 

197. Put on a cape and run around singing the Phantom of the Opera 

198. Yell curse words at people 

199. Knock down as many displays as you can 

200. Go up to a random old guy with white hair and say, "I want Bratz for Christmas! Thank you Santa!" and then give him a hug and run away. 

201. Dress up in a super villain costume and then go around the store yelling, "MARRY ME!" to random people 

202. Go up to a tough looking guy and push him and say you wanna fight? And when he pushes back start to cry and run away 

203. Point to a cash register and ask the cashier, "How much is that?"

204. Get a tent and campout with the Barbie dolls in the toy isle 

205. Chew gum loudly in people's faces 

206. Throw a poke-ball at someone and yell, "PIKACHU, I CHOOSE YOU!" 

207. Turn on all the flashlights, hang them from the ceiling, stand under them, scatter confetti at your feet, and start singing, using a Barbie as a microphone. 

208. Play baseball in the middle of the store, then score a home run and run around the store screaming. 

209. Flirt with someone, plan a date, and then break up with them, all in 10 minutes. (don't really do this it's mean)

210. Get a cart and pile it high with items. When the cashier tells you the price, exclaim, "What a rip off!" And walk out of the store.

211. Start singing, "Tinkle, tinkle, little star! In a toilet that's real far! Up above us in the sky! It's weird to learn that pee does fly! Make sure it does never land! In my, my, my, my, my hand!" 

212. Find all the beans you can and put them in your cart, and then tell random people that it's your breakfast, lunch, and dinner for the next couple years.

213. Pay for your stuff with all pennies, and then come up one too short. 

214. Scream, "Look! Someone's stealing an old lady's purse!" and when they look away, take all the stuff in their cart and throw it around the store shouting "I'm a terrorist!" 

215. Run out of the dressing room screaming, "Michael Jackson has my dad!" 

216. Go to the pet isle. Point to a fish and say, "I'll have that one. And that one. And that one..." Keep going until you've pointed to every fish they have in stock

217. Tap dance through the store 

218. Change the music on the intercom to Mexican 

219. Rip open every package you see 

220. Get on a bike and have your friend chase you. Pretend you are going to run over somebody and then move out the way.

221. Stand in front of the security camera and pretend to die (dramatically) 

222. Scream "SECURITY!" as loud as you can. When they come up act all panicky and say "This is really important!" Then smile and say, "Hi." 

223. Sing "Mary Had A Little Lamb" as loud as you can in the music section, then smile and say "Well, it's the music section so I thought you might like some live music." Then sing it again. 

224. Run around with underwear on your head, screaming, "I am Captain Underpants!" 

225. Follow a male security dude and ask him where the "feminine needs" are. 

226. Go to the toy isle, set up the GI joe figures and yell, " Then it's WAR!!!" 

227. Pull down your pants next to a flower display and "water" the flowers. 

228. Go to the bakery section and yell "I LOVE PIE!" to everyone you see. 

229. Take all the pets out of their cages, including the fish. 

230. Grab a strawberry shortcake doll and go to the bakery section. Tell the baker "I'd like to buy strawberry shortcake!" and hold the doll in their face. 

231. Scream, "GET OUT OF MY YARD!" to everyone who walks by you. 

232. Announce that there's a huge sale at Target 

233. Throw a party in a busy isle

234. Test drive lawn mowers 

235. Have a tennis tournament in the middle of the store 

236. Throw all the bouncy balls in the toy section everywhere and let them bounce around

237. Carry a bomb and make it explode 

238. Eat a bunch of candy and refuse to pay for it 

239. Go to the in store restaurant and order anything. When receiving it tell them that this was not what you wanted. Refuse to pay and go tell the manager

240. Hide in a pile of plushies and then jump out at people who walk by 

241. Act like an old lady and scream, "AH! I broke my back! This wouldn't happen at Target!" 

242. Pretend to be a life size Barbie. When someone wants to buy you, run away screaming that someone was trying to kidnap you. 

243. Take a marker to all the happy faces. Then change the prices. That will start an uproar 

244. When a clerk stops you and asks your name read their name of their id card. When they say it's not your name scream, "IDENTITY THEFT!!!" 

245. Throw jelly sweets at the cashiers 

246. Steal a shopping cart(As in take it out of the store and put it in your car) 

247. Ride on the back of the carts. (they hate it when you do that) Run into other carts yelling like a maniac. 

248. Follow one person around the store. Poke them ever so often. When the snap and yell at you scream, "STALKER!!"

249. Pretend like you're a person who works there and walk around saying, "Can I help you find anything?" 

250. Spill cooking oil all over the floor and then slide in it 

251. Pretend like you're blind and can't find what your looking for. Go up to random people and ask, "Will you help me find some cat food for Fluffy?" 

252. Bowl with bottles full of open soda 

253. Run around with a bowl of cheerios yelling, "It lowered my cholesterol!" 

254. Order a pizza from the cashier 

255. Ask to have your pizza shaken, not stirred

256. Start a food fight

257. Go up to a fat woman and say, "Taxi?"

258. Put underwear over your shorts, get a blue shirt, yellow paint, and red paint, paint an s on the shirt, go to the material section, cut a red cape, then get an umbrella, open it, and jump off the tops of shelves.

259. Take the spray paint and paint all the people around you 

260. Go up to random people and hug them while putting a 'Kick Me' sign on the back of their shirt 

261. Hide in dark places with a golden ring. when people walk by, jump out at them hissing, "We wants it! You cants have it!" Then gently whisper, "it will be alright my precious"

262. Flip off the manager 

263. Go to the food section, take all of the boxed items out, and stack them up to make a fort. Glue can help. And creating a 'distraction' elsewhere for the employees to handle while you work does too...

264. Drop a pen and let someone else go and pick it up for you. When they do try to pick it up yell to them, "HEY THATS MY PEN THEIF!" 

265. Bring a slip n' slide blast some Music and bring some random people to it and kick their back so they slide accross the slip n' slide and scream "PARTY IN THE HIZ HOUSE!!!!!!!" 

266. Throw a dance party 

267. Write on the floors

268. Pull all the clothes off the racks into a pile on the floor and hide under it, and when someone tries to pick the clothes up, leap out cackling madly and run down the aisles, still cackling. 

269. Go up to someone and say "look over there" Then pull down their pants. And, if you're lucky, their underwear. 

270. Pretend to have an asthma attack, and when someone tries to help you, bite them. Or pretend to faint.

271. Get a bag of chips and walk around the store eating them. When an employee tries to stop you or make you pay, tell them that they're your chips! Keep screaming it. 

272. Spray a customer with pepper spray and scream, "Help! Help! He's a rapist!" 

273. Pretend to be a rabid dog and run around growling at people. Then if someone tries to stop you, bite them.

274. Lie on the floor. Just lie there. It is guaranteed to freak people out. Either pretend to be asleep, or to have passed out. 

275. Take toys and put them on the floor and take a cart. Start running over the toys screaming, "Monster Truck Mania!!!" 

276. Climb up the shelves/storage units, then refuse to come down. 

277. Take red juice Pour it on your face make streaks or stripes then layout on the floor with a flower in your hand when a crowd of people come stand up and walk like a zombie! 

278. Grab a bowl, spoon, milk, and cereal. Eat it right there and tell them you'll pay when your done. 

279. Stand on the conveyer belt when your checking out and walk like its a treadmill... then ask for a speed increase 

280. Wrap yourself in toilet paper rolls and pretend to be a mummy looking for your wife, Cleopatra 

281. Follow a stranger around and mimic them. Continue doing this for a long period of time. 

282. If you are in Target, say there is a code yellow

283. Get some candy corn form the candy aisle put two on your canine teeth and go around the store biting peoples necks

284. Flirt with the manager's wife 

285. Walk calmly to the CDs, when u see one that has Hilary Duff, yell (if you're a fan) OHMIGOD! HILARY'S LATEST! OHMIGOSH, I, LIKE HAVE TO HAVE THIS! (if you're not a fan) Find a hammer, take the CD, gently put it on the floor, then mash it like a madman. 

286. Run around spinning and say you're the Tasmanian devil

287. Run around in circles and yell, "I'M THE CIRCLE MAN!" 

288. Announce a sock-sliding contest and take off your shoes and start sliding. It's actually really fun... 

289. Go up to a employee ask for a application and where it says goals write down 'to take over Wal-Mart' and turn it in 

290. Get a water gun and threaten someone with it. A cashier is usually a prime candidate. Then say in a low, dangerous voice (without collapsing into laughter) "Empty out the cash register." 

291. Take a soda, shake it up, and then spray it at people. 

292. Hide in the clothes so when someone comes to look you yell, "PICK ME!"

293. Request that an employee find you an imaginary product, then keep saying: "I know it's here somewhere, just keep looking!" Eventually the employee will run out of patience, so then you say: "You've been punked!" And run out screaming and laughing. (Maybe you won't get kicked out, but you'll freak an employee out...) 

294. Print out a bunch of advertisements for Target, Marshalls, etc... Then calmly go around taping/gluing/stapling them to products, people, and walls. It helps to have a WHOLE lot of them. 

295. Move things around. (Put frozen food in with the barbies, etc...)

296. If a fat person has a twinkies in their cart take it out and start eating it and spit it out on them and yell, "That crud is sick!"

297. Point at an old man and yell, "LOOK EVERYONE! IT'S BRITNEY SPEARS!" 

298. Put a ski mask on and wear a black cape with black clothes and a fake sword and yell, "Zoro has returned!"

299. Dress up as an old lady and whack people with your purse and when employees come to stop you, pretend to faint 

300. Go to Wal-Mart at 2:00 in the morning and do cartwheels around the store screaming, "I'm pregnant!" 

301. Put on a long wig and claim to be Pocahontas 

302. Break some glass, then accuse a flying monkey 

303. Threaten a cashier with a candy bar

304. Bring in scissors and glue. If anyone asks, tell them you are fulfilling your dream of giving Wal Mart a Make Over.

305. Buy a bag of candy. Start to walk away, then ask if you can exchange them. Repeat until they get angry. 

306. Go to the dairy section and protest against milking cows. Say things like, "What if the cows aren't ok with us milking them? Cows have rights too!"
307. Redecorate the Rollback Smiley Face so he is green with neon pink eyes. 

308. Go up to the manager and ask where the nearest K-Mart is. 

309. If you see a couple holding hands, run through their hands and scream, "RED ROVER!"

310. Grab a gnome, then hide in a clothes rack and when someone picks out a shirt or whatever jump out and yell "The gnome did it! The gnome did it!" Then throw the gnome and run. 

311. Put up free sample signs all over the store and watch people leave with their "free samples." 

312. Run around the store screaming, "OMG! HELP! PINTO BEANS ARE TAKING OVER COSTCO! AHHH!" 

313. In Walmart, they give out free stickers. Take them and decorate your body with them.
314. Get a bunch of your friends, about 10 or more, and go up to a lady who looks like she's in her 20's. When there are lots of people around, ask, "Mommy? Can we have some ice cream?" 

315. Spit in the manager's face 

316. Stare at a customer for a long time while saying, "Hello, hello, hello" nonstop until they get really mad 

317. Go to customer service and say, "Your fat vallet guy stole my car." 

318. Put an "Out of Order" sign on the manager's butt 

319. Go up to customers and whisper, "Seven Days..." and if they turn around, pelt them with Skittles 

320. Melt chocolate, then scream, "Free face masks!" 

321. Wear a pair of bright yellow pants on your head and run around screaming, "They Got Me!!" 
322. Slap the manager and scream, "He's alive! He's ALIVE!!!" 

323. Put a lot of matches and gasoline in your cart, then smile at people 

324. Run around the store five times, and when you are done, scream, "I WIN!" and do a victory dance

325. Let a collie lose in the store, then scream, "Lassie, come home!" 

326. Make your friend that's a guy try on girl clothes and then have him run around like a crazy person. 

327. Hide in a boys clothes rack, and when a boy with glasses walks by, scream, "You're a wizard, Harry!" 

328. Grab lots of G.I. Joe action figures and Water Bombs and yell, "ITS WAR!!!" whenever someone walks by and throw the bombs at them.

329. Put a Dora toy on the floor and when someone tries to pick it up, yell, "Swiper No Swiping!" 

330. Buy a fake but expensive looking vase. (ex. a cheap glass pot.) Fill it with some ash and soot. Then take it to an employee, bump into him and drop it so it shatters. Then keep screaming at him that it was your mother and you will sue him for every thing he owns, and tell him he has to pick it up then and there or he will be cursed for 10 years. 

331. Put a squirt gun in a stuffed elmo's hand and scream, "Everybody down!! Elmo's got a gun!" 

332. Drive around in a kiddie car singing the batman theme song. 

333. Run around with underwear on your head screaming, "I'm Blind!!! 

334.Go to a clerk and say May I speak with your manager When you she takes you to the manager YELL There is no more pants in the storage apartment So i am taking yours!!!PANTS HIM AND RUN IN TO A LADYS DRESSING ROOM 

335.Go to the video game section and play the sample video games. When someone walks by and watches you say, "Cmon mom just one more level!" 

336. Take a camera from the camera place and act like your a news reporter taking pictures for a news paper 

337. Walk into the dressing room (opposite gender) go into a stall somebody is using and say, "I think that looks ugly" and keep doing that until you get kicked out 

338. When somebody walks by drop something infront of them thats $30 or more. When they react go to an employee and say, "Somebody broke that!" and when they argue back (if they do) run out of the store.

339. (This one will get you banned from the store) Go to the sports section, take a baseball bat then go to the video game section and break open the glass to a Ps3, Xbox, or Wii. Then just run to another state. 

340. Go on the intercom and say, "Gotta go poo-poo!"


ways to annoy dear old voldy:

1. Ask him why he 'doesn't have such a cool scar?'
2. Laugh at him.
3. Wake him up by singing Beach Boys songs in his ear. 'Round, round, get around, I get around...'
4. Knit him things. Really hideous things.
5. Give him kangaroo-ears for a month.
6. Smile during Death Eater meetings and say you taught him everything he knows.
7. Chew bubblegum all the time. Should he address you, your only response will be a series of huge bubbles in quick succession, the last of which will burst everywhere and make a mess.
8. Dance the Funky Chicken.
9. Ask him when was the last time he took a bath.
10. Pat him on the head and give him flowers when his plans are foiled yet again.
11. If you ever need to say 'Like taking candy from a baby', be sure to add 'Of course, SOME of us might find that harder than others.' Stare pointedly at him.
12. Play 'knock-&-run' at his bedchamber door late at night.
13. Call him 'The-Man-Who-Let-the-Boy-Live.'
14. Ask why the Dark Mark couldn't look like something 'more socially acceptable?'
15. Insist that you have met chunks of cheese with more cunning plans than his.
16. Pinch him. Make sure he squeals.
17. Be cheerful.
18. When he tries to impress you with his powers, say 'Awwwww, lookit. Voldie's got a twiggle!'
19. Try to teach him to play a mouth organ.
20. Roll your eyes during plotting sessions and say things under your breath like 'You're the boss, boss' or 'It's your funeral.'
21. Greet him in the mornings with a sarcastic 'My sir, you look particularly menacing today.'
22. Taunt him about his middle name. 'Marvolo? What's that - a washing detergent?'
23. Keep a 'good-behaviour chart'. Award points and give out gold stars.
24. Magic-marker Potter-style glasses on him while he sleeps.
25. Apparate into and out of his room rapidly. Do this non-stop for an hour. *poof* there *poof* gone *poof* there...
26. Play cards with him. Tell him he has no poker-face and how does he expect to rule supreme without one?
27. Let off party-poppers in his face whenever the urge strikes you.
28. 'Did you even HAVE a girlfriend? Like, ever?'
29. Get a pair of finger puppets closely resembling himself and Harry Potter. Re-enact all of Harry's victories over him in a spectacularly childish way. Be sure to give them both squeaky voices.
30. Anytime he enters any room, insist on entering first and announcing him grandly.
31. In these announcements, fake a trumpet noise and give him an equally fake drumroll.
32. Exclaim sarcastically 'You're breakin' my little heart here, O Dark One' whenever he starts to talk of what caused him to become who he is.
33. Encourage him to 'think happy thoughts!'
34. Ask him to give you written summaries of his sinister plots for revenge and war. Correct his spelling.
35. Mock his choice of Quirrell as a 'host.'
36. Tell you think a yoga class could 'cure him of his wicked ways.'
37. Get the song 'Mr. Tambourine Man' stuck in his head.
38. If he's having evil-plotter's-block in one of his scheming sessions, 'Wingardium Leviosa' a light bulb to float above his head. Turn it on. Look offended when he gets angry and say you thought you were helping!
39. Tell him constantly to stop repressing his anger.
40. Buy him a stress ball.
41. Hint that he is only a character in a book and will never triumph.
42. Call him Tommy-boy.
43. If you're feeling gutsy, call him Voldie-poo.
44. Whack him in the arm and say 'mosquito' - every few minutes.
45. Say he 'looked better under the turban.'
46. Eat his pet snake. Offer him some.
47. Endeavour to teach him to steeple his fingers, lean back and say 'Eeeexcellent'.
48. Start drawing outlandish parallels between his life story and 'Star Wars'. Talk at great length.
49. Be generally in awe of him and never look away.
50. 'Imperio' his Death Eaters into a rousing chorus of 'All Things Bright And Beautiful.'
51. Shower him with confetti and rice, anytime you think he needs to make a 'grand entry.'
52. Paint all the Death Eater masks with bright colours and glitter.
53. Throw him a 'Carebears'-themed birthday party.
54. Tell him what Snape's really up to.
55. Politely exclaim now and again that you don't know how he can be so afraid of dear old Dumbles.
56. Sing 'California Dreamin' at the top of your lungs when he's trying to have an 'evil moment.'
57. Should you ever be eating with him - drum tunes with your cutlery, play with your food and blow bubbles in your chocolate milk.
58. Ask him to dance a polka with you.
59. Work cutesy phrases like 'pushing-up-daisies' and 'smooth-as-a-baby's-bottom' into conversation as much as possible.
60. Ask him if he's sure 'the whole evil-maniac-out-for-power-and-revenge thing isn't getting a bit old?'
61. Get him to play 'Twister' with you.
62. Tell him you know this great therapist in London....
63. Throw Tupperware parties. Insist he sit through them.
64. Tell him you've met plently of people more evil than he.
65. Hide his teddy bear. That ALWAYS makes him cry.
66. Get him a plant. Act mortally offended when he doesn't water it and it dies.
67. Steal, snap and bury his wand.
68. Tell him Lucius did it.
69. Give Rita Skeeter full knowledge of his whereabouts and contact details.
70. Remind him that he isn't even really alive.
71. Write him a theme song. Start singing it whenever he is about to do or say something particularly clever and nasty.
72. Offer to sacrifice Draco Malfoy 'to the cause.'
73. Insist on reading him bedtime stories. Include 'The Ugly Duckling.'
74. Make vague allusions to Harry Potter being his son.
75. When he's done something particularly nasty - cross your arms, waggle a finger and say 'Now now, do you really think Salazar would have approved of that?'
76. Ask him how he can possibly wish to harm a single hair on the head of 'that sweet, innocent, cute little boy.'
77. Tell him Wormtail has a crush on him.
78. Finish all your sentences with the words "in accordance with prophecy."
79. Leave disgusting and rotting dead things near him. Insist that it is 'Aromatherapy.'
80. Begin any question you ask him with 'Riddle me this!' Emphasis on Riddle.
81. Do not EVER act in the slightest way intimidated by him. Treat him as you would an eccentric aquaintance.
82. Cuddle him at random moments.
83. Sign him up for Little-League.
84. Ask him why he's afraid of a frail old man with a beard the size of a beehive and can't fight babies.
85. Throw biscuits at him. Constantly.
86. Tell him you think evil master plans of world domination are 'kind of girlie.'
87. Quote Argus Filch. Insist HE will one day rule the wizarding world.
88. Wonder aloud whether the name Voldemort commands as much respect as, say, Potter or Dumbledore.
89. Mimic everything he says in a sing-song voice.
90. Mimic everything he does with exaggerated limb-movements.
91. Write sonnets for him.
92. Insist he help you with the newspaper crossword every morning.
93. Follow a few paces behind him, spraying everything he touches with a can of disinfectant.
94. Tell people he's 'really just a big softie.'
95. Psychoanalyze him. Conclude that he is 'mildy depressed' and 'a bit of a control-freak.'
96. Mock his baldness.
97. Smile and say loudly 'Who loves you, Volders?' at inopportune moments. (Ie: another of his attempted 'evil moments')
98. Get him drunk.
99. Drag out a banjo at Death Eater revels and start playing 'Kumbayah.'
100. Let him catch you trying on Death Eater robes.
101. Be Harry Potter. Be alive.
102. As he's plotting dark deeds, pretend to cough and mutter things like 'Not gonna work, or 'stupid.'
103. Call him 'Champ' or 'Tiger.' Refer to yourself as 'Coach.'
104. Three words: Potter Puppet Pals.
105. Ask him where he gets his garlic-scented soap.
106. Ask him to dye Easter eggs with you.
107. ..at Christmas.
108. Make him dance in the rain with you.
109. Insist that this is to cleanse his soul.
110. "Accidentally" schedule him a him a haircut.
111. ..even though he's bald.
112. Be offended by everything he says.
113. When he gives you an order, stare at him blankly and drool.
114. Invite him to go streaking.
115. Kill Harry.
116. On the next Valentine's Day, decorate his lair.
117. ..make sure the decorations are pink and frilly.
118. Tell him that getting the same plastic surgeon as Michael Jackson was definitely a bad idea.
119. Paint his fingernails hot pink while he's sleeping, then place a permanent sticking charm on them so he can't remove the color.
120. Whenever you look at him cover your eyes with your hands and scream "IT BURNS!!!"
121. Bake him scar shaped cookies, but insist it wasn't purposeful.
122. Trade his black robes in for pink pajamas.
123. Insist that it's opposite day and paint a lightning bolt on his forehead.



Harry: Oh my god, look what I found!
Ron: Is that a book?
Hermione: I know a thing or two about books, and that's a book.
Harry: It's not just any book, guys.
Ron: Is it a Young-Adult-Vampire-Romance novel?
Ten seconds later
Harry: Anyway, I just happened to find this book in Snape's bedroom in a locked trunk under his bed. It's his diary!
Ron: Whoa, shall we read it?
Harry: I've got a better idea. Let's read it!
Hermione: Oh, what a fascinating character study this'll be!
Harry: Okay, this is the first entry: Dear Diary…
Snape: Today I ate some oatmeal for my breakfast. It was flavorless and watery. I thought of my mother. I cried.
Ron: I'm hungry.
Harry: What else is new, fatty? Let's get to the good stuff…
Snape: Today I put on my raincoat and traveled to Knockturn Alley. I purchased a pair of fancy mice. When I brought them home, one devoured the other and then died of loneliness. I felt envy.
Harry: This is hilarious!
Hermione: Oh look Harry, I see your name!
Ron: Ooh, you're good at reading, Hermione-
Harry: What?!
Snape: Today that Potter boy showed me his middle finger. When I attempted to punish him with detention, he shoved me into a wall screaming, "bother, bother!" over and over. Later he and his orange friend repeated the vile attack until I lost consciousness. Tonight I prayed for the first time in twenty years. I prayed for the end.
Harry: I remember that, Ron! Give me five!
Ron: You already took my money, Harry.
Harry: Never mind.
Snape: I lost a button on my cloak today. Minerva pointed it out in front of the entire faculty. Oh, cruel attention… Button oh button, oh where hath thou fled? Did thee tarry too long amongst fabric and thread? Did thee role off my bosom and ceased to exist? How I wish I could follow thee, into the mist…
Ron: What is a bosom, Harry?
Harry: Umm…
Hermione: Yeah, tell him, Harry.
Harry: Oh look, another page.
Snape: Today, while in the bath tub…
[Harry, Ron and Hermione simultaneously]: Ew!
Snape: …I fell asleep and had a nightmare. I was riding a thestral through a thunder storm. Every thunder clap resolved into… their voices. 'bother, bother…' suddenly, it became music. I was at the Yule ball with Lily Evans. I asked her to dance; she asked me to die. Would that I could, Lily; Would that I could…
Harry: My mum was awesome!
Snape: …when I awoke, my skin was prune-like from the tepid bath water. And I was late for golf with Lucius Malfoy.
Ron: Mm, I like prunes!
Dumbledore: Did somebody say prunes?!
Ron: I said prunes! How did he know?
Dumbledore: What are you monkeys up to, studying for class?
Harry: No, we're invading Professor Snape's privacy by reading his personal diary which we stole from his room.
Dumbledore: But you don't have any prunes, do ya'?
Harry: I'm afraid not.
Dumbledore: I am very disappointed then you, Harry.
Harry: Okay, back to the stinky book!
Snape: Today the orange-one accidentally drank one of my more expensive elixirs. He promptly vomited a glittery rainbow of foul waist. The classroom erupted with applause, triggering my migraine. I aborted the class and was left to clean the boy's sick. Half way through Argus Filch showed up and bragged about his many affairs with Hogsmead bar-maids. Then he told me I smelled of broccoli and left without wishing me a happy birthday. Later I noticed my bottle of sangria was gone. I settled for a cup of coffee, scolding my writing-hand at the process and spilling it on my pants. I walked to the hospital wing, covering my wet spot with a book. Madam Pomfrey laughed at me and made me wait while she treated a student's runny nose. After an hour it became apparent that she had forgotten about me, so I returned to my room and found that I had locked myself out. I called for Filch, who turned up covered in lipstick and clearly having finished the sangria; he broke open my door and laughed at me, punched me in the shoulder to hard and left me alone. I thought of my father. I cried.
Harry: This got boring. Let's write a new entry!
Ron: That's a really fun idea!
Hermione: Here's one of the quills I carry with me at all times!
Harry: Okay. I am Snape. I'm so sad because I poop my pants all the time. I don't have any friends because I stink like broccoli and poop. I teach potions to Harry Potter and it's really boring 'cause he's so cool, and makes me have depression. Okay, I think I'll go cry now, but not before I poop my pants. Bye.
Ron: Ha ha! Can I try?
Harry: Be my guest!
Ron: I… am… S…
Hermione: Okay, Ron, that was a good try.
Snape walks in
Snape: Hm… somebody knocked me unconscious and ransacked my room… hey wait a minute, that book! What are you doing?!
Harry: Snape, Ron stole your diary!
Snape: What?! You didn't read it, did you?
Harry: Oh, he read it alright. He read it all!
Snape: This is unacceptable!
Ron: I liked the story about the button, Snape.
Snape: You… you did?
Ron: It made me sad, thinking about that little button, lost and alone… I hope you find your button, Snape.
Snape: So do I, orange-one, so do I…
Ron: I like buttons!


Someday u'll cry for me...
Like I cried for you...
Someday u'll miss me...
Like I missed you...
Someday u'll need me...
Like I needed you...
Someday u'll love me...
But I wont love you...</3


WHY BOYS FALL IN LOVE WITH GIRLS
Okay why do boys fall in love with girls? (This was written by a guy) Don't break this; it's so sweet! :) 1. They will always smell good even if it's just shampoo. 2. The way their heads always find the right spot on our shoulder. 3. How cute they look when they sleep. 4. 4. The ease in which they fit into our arms. 5. 5. The way they kiss you and all of a sudden everything is right in the world. 6. 6. How cute they are when they eat. 7. 7. The way they take hours to get dressed but in the end it makes it all worth while. 8. 8. Because they are always warm even when its minus 30 outside. 9. 9. The way they look good no matter what they wear. 10. 10. The way they fish for compliments even though you both know that you think she's the most beautiful girl on this earth. 11. 11. How cute they are when they argue. 12. 12. The way her hand always finds yours. 13. 13. The way they smile. 14. 14. The way you feel when you see their name on the your cell after you just had a big fight. 15. 15. The way she says "lets not fight anymore" - even though you know that an hour later.... 16. 16. The way that they kiss after you have had a fight. 17. 17. The way they kiss you when you say "I love you". 18. 18. Actually...Just the way they kiss you... 19. 19. The way they fall into your arms when they cry. 20. 20. Then the way they apologize for crying over something that silly. 21. 21. The way they hit you and expect it to hurt. * i think every girl is guilty of this :) 22. 22. Then the way they apologize when it does hurt (even though we don't admit it). 23. 23. The way they say "I miss you". 24. 24. The way you miss them. 25. 25. The way their tears make you want to change the world so that it doesn't hurt her anymore... Yet regardless if you love them, hate them, wish they would die or know that you would die without them it matters not. Because once in your life, whatever they were to the world they become everything to you. When you look them in the eyes, traveling to the depths of their souls and you say a million things without trace of a sound, you know that your own life is inevitable consumed within the rhythmic beatings of her very heart. We love them for a million reasons, no paper would do it justice. It is a thing not of the mind but of the heart. A feeling. Only felt. This chain started in 2002. It is a love chain letter. In an hour you are supposed to repost this. Congratulations!! You have been chosen to participate in the LONGEST and the LUCKIEST chain letter on the internet. Once you read this letter, you must IMMEDIATELY (meaning within the hour) post it with the title "why do boys fall in love with girls? " After you send it, make a wish and it will come true...!!!


FAKE FRIENDS: Never ask for food.
REAL FRIENDS: Are the reasons you have no food.

FAKE FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr/Mrs
REAL FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM

FAKE FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.
REAL FRIENDS: Would sit next to you saying “Dang… THAT WAS FUN”

FAKE FRIENDS: Never seen you cry.
REAL FRIENDS: Cry with you

FAKE FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
REAL FRIENDS: Keep your crap so long they forget its yours.

FAKE FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Could write a book about you with direct quotes from you.

FAKE FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
REAL FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds butt that left you.

FAKE FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
REAL FRIENDS: Walk right in and say “I’M HOME!”

FAKE FRIENDS: Are for a while.
REAL FRIENDS: Are for life.

FAKE FRIENDS: Will eat the food you make and tell you it's delicious.
REAL FRIENDS: Will join you in the kitchen and laugh when it burns.

FAKE FRIENDS: Will talk crap to the person who talks crap about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Will knock them out

FAKE FRIENDS: Will give you their umbrella
REAL FRIENDS: Will take yours and scream " RUN LET'S RUN"

Copy and paste this on your profile if you have a real friend, fake friend OR even BOTH

Can you raed tihs? Olny srmat poelpe can. I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg.The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. If you can raed tihs cpoy and ptsae tihs msgaese.


~The test that confused Albert Einstein, The smartest man on Earth~


1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?

Stop and think about it and decide on your answer before you scroll down.












The correct answer is: Open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe, and close the door. This question tests whether you tend to do simple things in an overly complicated way.



2 How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator?








Did you say, Open the refrigerator, put in the elephant, and close the refrigerator?

Wrong Answer.

Correct Answer: Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, put in the elephant and close the door. This tests your ability to think through the repercussions of your previous actions.





3. The Lion King is hosting an animal conference. All the animals
attend .... Except one. Which animal does not attend?







Correct Answer : The Elephant. The elephant is in the refrigerator. Didn't you just put him in there? This tests your memory. Okay, even if you did not answer the first three questions correctly, you still have one more chance to show your true abilities.




4. There is a river you must cross but it is used by crocodiles, and you do not have a boat. How do you manage it?





Correct Answer: You jump into the river and swim across. Have you not been listening? All the crocodiles are attending the Animal Meeting. This tests whether you learn quickly from your mistakes.

According to Anderson Consulting Worldwide, around 90% of the
professionals they tested got all questions wrong, but many preschoolers got several correct answers. Anderson Consulting says this conclusively disproves the theory that most professionals have the brains of a four-year-old.

Now copy and paste this to frustrate your friends-- Especially all the Know-It-Alls!


1.
Find the C below.. Please do not use any cursor
help.

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2.
If you already found the C, now find the 6
below.

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3.
Now find the N below. It's a little more difficult.

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Put this on your profile if you did this rather easily.


ǝƃɐd ɹnoʎ oʇuo sIɥʇ ǝʇsɐd puɐ ʎdoɔ 'sʎɐs sɥʇ ʇɐɥʍ ʇno
ǝɹnƃIɟ oʇ ɥƃnouǝ ʇɹɐɯs ǝɹɐ noʎ ɟI

---[]--- put this
---[]--- on your
---[]--- sketchfu page
[][][][] if your
---[]--- not embarrased
---[]--- to tell
---[]--- others that
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---[]--- Christian

-----[]------If u r a
-----[]------Christian
-[][][][][]--and ur hiding
-----[]------it, u shouldn't
-----[]------be! If thats
-----[]------who u r, then
-----[]------DON'T HIDE!!!!
Cuz trust me, its not worth it....
Put this on ur page if u want to take a
stand for Christianity!!!!!!!!!!!!


I am 100% Christian and no one can take god away from me.
put this on your profile if you love god. ~.~ Peace~
god is beautiful ~.~ ~~~~~Peace~~~~~~ Jesus i ♥ you


my heart belongs to: GOD!
96% Of Teens WON'T Stand Up For God...Put This On Your Profile If You're One Of The 4% Who Will


All of us have thousands of wishes. To be thinner, to be bigger, have more money, have a cool car, a day off, a new phone, to date the person of your dreams. A cancer patient has only one wish: to kick cancer's a**. I know that 97% of you won't post this as your status, but my friends will be the 3% that do. In honor of someone who died or is fighting cancer, or even had cancer, post this for at least one hour. ♥





I am Holly
I am a labrador retriver puppy
This is my story:
I my mommy told me she loved me, then sold me away.
To a bad bad person,I do not know his name
He hit me and kicked me
I wish we would set me free
I whimper in pain and he kicks me once more
"Stupid mutt" he says as he wakls out the door
I'm sorry im making this tragedy rhyme
But I wish I could hear "I love you" one more time
I'm locked in the bathroom, and i cry
I wish i could see that nice blue sky
I've been here I long time, my stomach grumbles
Then I hear a person's mumbles
Are they going to let me out? Will they set me free?
No, it's just my master, here to pee.
No! He's hiding from the police.
Maybe their here to make this torture cease
Yes! They find him and they let me out
They take me to the pound and I wander about
Now im adopted, I live in a very nice place.
This is my story please copy and paste
If you hate animal abuse
If you don't I'll chew up your shoes


My name is Mona
I am but three,
My eyes are swollen
I cannot see,
I must be stupid
I must be bad,
What else could have made
My daddy so mad?
I wish I were better
I wish I weren't ugly,
Then maybe my mommy
Would still want to hug me.
I can't speak at all
I can't do a wrong
Or else I'm locked up
All the day long.
When I awake I'm all alone
The house is dark
My folks aren't home.
When my mommy does come
I'll try and be nice,
So maybe I'll get just
One whipping tonight.
Don't make a sound!
I just heard a car
My daddy is back
From Charlie's Bar.
I hear him curse
My name he calls
I press myself
Against the wall.
I try and hide
From his evil eyes
I'm so afraid now
I'm starting to cry.
He finds me weeping
He shouts ugly words,
He says its my fault
That he suffers at work.
He slaps me and hits me
And yells at me more,
I finally get free
And I run for the door.
He's already locked it
And I start to bawl,
He takes me and throws me
Against the hard wall.
I fall to the floor
With my bones nearly broken,
And my daddy continues
With more bad words spoken.
"I'm sorry!", I scream
But its now much too late
His face has been twisted
Into unimaginable hate.
The hurt and the pain
Again and again
Oh please God, have mercy!
Oh please let it end!
And he finally stops
And heads for the door,
While I lay there motionless
Sprawled on the floor.
My name is Mona
And I am but three,
Tonight my daddy
Murdered me.
Post that on your wall if you're against child abuse and animal abuse!


Mommy.. Johnny brought a gun to school,
He told his friends that it was cool
>And when he pulled the trigger back,
>It shot with a great crack.
>Mommy, I was a good girl, I did What I was told,
>I went to school, I got straight A’s, I even got the gold!
>But Mommy, when I went to school … … … … that day,
>I … … … never said … good … …-bye,
>I’m sorry Mommy, I had to go, But Mommy, please don’t cry.
>When Johnny shot the gun, He hit me and another,
>And all because Johnny, Got the gun from his older brother.
>Mommy, please tell Daddy; That I love him very much,
>And please tell Zack; my boyfriend; That it wasn’t just a crush.
>And tell my little sister; That she is the only one now,
>And tell my dear sweet grandmother; I’ll be waiting for her now,
>And tell my wonderful friends; That they always were the best;
>Mommy, I’m not the first, I’m no better than the rest.
>Mommy, tell my teachers; I won’t show up for class,
>And never to forget this, And please don’t let this pass.
>Mommy, why’d it have to be me? No one deserves this,
>Mommy, warn the others, Mommy I left without a kiss.
>And Mommy tell the doctors; I know they really did try,
>I think I even saw a doctor, Trying not to cry.
>Mommy, I’m slowly dying, With a bullet in my chest,
>But Mommy please remember, I’m in heaven with the rest.
>Mommy I ran as fast as I could,
>When I heard that crack, Mommy, listen to me if you would,
>I wanted to go to college, I wanted to try things that were new,
>I guess I’m not going with Daddy, On that trip to the new zoo.
>I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid,
>I wanted to be an actress, Mommy, I wanted to live.
>But Mommy I must go now, The time is getting late,
>Mommy, tell my Zack, I’m sorry but I had to cancel the date.
>I love you Mommy, I always have, I know; you know it’s true,
>And Mommy all I wanted to say is, “Mommy, I love you.”
****In Memory of The Columbine Students Who Were Lost****
>Please if you would,
>Pass this around,
>I’d be happy if you could,
>Don’t smash this on the ground.
>If you pass this on,
>Maybe people will cry,
>Just keep this in your heart,
>For the people who didn’t get to say “Good-bye”.


~SHE WAS PUSHED!~
A girl was pushed down a sewer opening by 5 girls in her school, trying to embarrass her in front of her school during a fire drill. When she didn't submerge the police were called. They went down and brought up 17 year old Carmen Winstead's body, her neck broken from hitting the ladder, and then the side concrete at the bottom. The girls told everyone she fell… They believed them. FACT: 2 months ago, 16 year old David Gregory read this post and didn't repost it. When he went to take a shower he heard laughter from his shower, he started freaking out and ran to his computer to repost it. He said goodnight to his mom and went to sleep. 5 hours later his mom woke up in the middle of the night cause of a loud noise. David was gone. That morning a few hours later the police found him in the sewer, his neck broken and his face skin peeled off. Even google her name if you don't believe me.... had to post this it freaked me out


If you think that the kids should stop chasing Lucky and leave the leprechaun alone, then copy and paste this into your profile


If a pet dies 75% would say
oh well they were a good pet
20%would cry their eyes out
if you are one of the 5% that
would give their pet a funeral
then post this to your page


If you see a kid hitting a puppy with a baseball bat
97% would yell “STOP!!!”
2% would Cheer
1% would take the baseball bat and hit the kid with it and take the puppy to the vet. Post this on your profile if you are that 1%


If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

If you think you have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" thingies, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people copy and paste this into your profile

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer

If you’ve ever made faces in front of a security camera then paste this in your profile

If you have an odd sort of love/hate relationship with your computer, copy and paste this into your profile

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever read a 250 pg + book in less than one day, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever turned around and questioned how you got on those subjects after an entire conversation, copy and paste this in to your profile.

If you think whoever invented music is completely AWESOME, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever been hit in the face with a ball and started laughing maniacally, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hate those irritating mosquitos giving you mosquito bites copy this in your profile.

If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile.

f you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile


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put this on your profile if you love Harry Potter!!
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You say Edward, I say Aang
You say Bella, I say Katara
You say Jacob, I say Sokka
You say Volturi, I say Zuko
You say Twilight, I say Avatar: the Last Airbender
Post this on your profile if you love Avatar the Last Airbender

John was driving when a policeman pulled him over. he rolled down his window and said to the officer, "is there a problem, officer?" "No problem at all. i just observed your safe driving and am pleased to award you a $5,000 safe driver award. what do you think your going to do with the money?" ohn thought for a minute and said "well, i guess ill go get that divers' license" Judi, sitting in the passenger seat, said to the officer, "Oh, dont pay attention to him- he's really smart when he's not drunk" Brian from the back seat said, i TOLD you guys we wouldnt get far in a stolen car!!!" at that moment, there was a knock from the trunk and a muffled voice said, "are we over the border yet!?"

3 drunk men hailed a taxi. The taxi driver figured out that they were drunk, so he just turned on the engine & switched it off and told them, "We have arrived." The 1st guy gave him money, the 2nd guy said "Thanks.", But the 3rd guy slapped the taxi driver. The taxi driver was stunned because he was hoping that none of them had realized that the car didn't move an inch. So he asked him, "What was that for?" The man replied, "Control your speed next time, you could've killed us!!!"

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╠╬╬╬╣Who ate My Chocolate????
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─(♥)██████████████████(♥) ɪ'ʟʟ ɓє ƴσυʀ ѕɧσυʟ∂єʀ.
──(♥)████████████████(♥) ɪƒ ƴσυ ѡαηт α ɧυɢ,
────(♥)████████████(♥) __ ɪ'ʟʟ ɓє ƴσυʀ ρɪʟʟσѡ.
──────(♥)████████(♥) ɪƒ ƴσυ ηєє∂ тσ ɓє ɧαρρƴ,
────────(♥)████(♥) __ ɪ'ʟʟ ɓє ƴσυʀ ѕɱɪʟє.
─────────(♥)██(♥) ɓυт αηƴтɪɱє ƴσυ ηєє∂ α ƒʀɪєη∂,
───────────(♥) __ ɪ'ʟʟ ʝυѕт ɓє ɱє


SORRY BUT I'M DELETING YOU FROM MY LIFE! Password: ******* ...LOADING...▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓ 99% ▒▒ ERROR! It is impossible to delete our friendship. You mean so much to me. Put this on your profile if you have a best-friend relationship you can never delete!


Here are some dumb actual labels on consumer goods:

On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. ( are you suppose to do that while sleepwalking?)

On a bag of Fritos! ..You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (the shoplifter special)?

On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (so there ARE soaps that are poisonous.)

On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (but, it's "just" a suggestion).

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (well...duh, a bit late, huh)!

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (...and you thought?...)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (but wouldn't this save me more time?)

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)

On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (and.. .I'm taking this because?...)

On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (as opposed to...what?)

On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)

On Sunsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (talk about a news flash)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." (Step 3: maybe, uh...fly Delta?)

On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." (I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)

On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands." (...I'm guessing there was a lot of this happening somewhere?)

Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the stupidity copy and paste this some where.


I have accomplished what He Who Must Not Be Named could never do. I have attained what He Who Must Not Be Named could never have.
I have....
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A NOSE!!! XD


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This is my catball. Isn't he cute? Not really. Isn't he fuzzy? Yes. Yes he is. And he's vicious. He will attack if provoked. So don't provoke him. Got it? No? Well you better get it soon......


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This Is The Flag That Supports Randomness.
Copy and paste the flag if you support randomness


Dear Japan,
We've stolen Hatsune Miku along with the rest of the Vocaloids. We are holding them hostage.
As a fair trade off, we shall give you Justin Bieber, Rebecca Black, and the Jonas Brothers.
Love,
The Americans
post this on your profile if u love Vocaloid!! (by FRS)

Doctor: Would you like a sticker? 5 years old: YAY! YES PWEASE!!! 7 years old: I'm to old for stickers...10 years old: No, I'm way to old! 13 years old: Just a minute I'm texting! 15-18 years old: OMFG!!! STICKERS!? GIM-ME!!! NOW!!!!!!!!


Spell out your N-A-M-E and see what it means...
A: hot
B: loves people
C: good kisser
D: makes people laugh
E: Has gorgeous eyes
F: people wild and crazy adore you
G: very outgoing
H: easy to fall in love with
I: loves to laugh and smile
J: is really sweet
K: really silly
L: smile to die for
M: makes dating fun
N: can kick the heck out of u
O: has one of the best personalities ever
P: popular with all types of people
Q: a hypocrite
R: good boyfriend or girlfriend
S: cute
T: very good kisser
U: is very hot
V: not judgmental
W: very broad minded
X: never let people tell you what to do
Y: is loved by everyone
Z: Loves any type of activity

(if u ask i might tell u what my name means)



A 15 year old girl holds hands with her 1 year old son. People call her a slut, no one knows she was raped at 13. People call another Guy fat. No one knows he has a serious disease causing him to be overweight . People call an old man ugly. No one knew he had a serious injury to his face while fighting for our country in the war.People call a women bald but they don't know she has cancer Re-post this if you are against bullying and stereotyping. I bet 95% of you won't


уσυ ѕαу тωιℓιgнт
ι ѕαу нαяяу ρσттєя
уσυ ѕαу ναмριяєѕ
ι ѕαу ωιzαя∂ѕ
уσυ ѕαу נαcσв вℓαcк
ι ѕαу ѕιяιυѕ вℓαcк
уσυ ѕαу тєαм є∂ωαя∂
ι ѕαу тєαм ρσттєя
уσυ ѕαу яσвєят ραттιηѕση
ι’ℓℓ ѕαу ‘ιѕ cє∂яιc ∂ιggσяу’
уσυ ѕαу ραттιηѕση ιѕ нσт
ι’ℓℓ ѕαу тσм ƒєℓтση ιѕ нσттєя
уσυ тнιηк вєℓℓα & є∂ωαя∂ ιѕ тнє ρєяƒєcт ∂яєαм cσυρℓє؟
ι тнιηк тнαт ιт'ѕ яση & нєямισηє
уσυ ѕαу נαѕρєя яαтнвσηє
ι ѕαу ιѕ υgℓу
уσυ ѕαу є∂ωαя∂ ѕραякℓєѕ
ι’ℓℓ ℓαυgн αт нσω cнιℓ∂ιѕн уσυ αяє
уσυ ѕαу яєηєѕмє cυℓℓєη, тнє нαℓƒ-вℓσσ∂ ναмριяє
ι ѕαу ѕєνєяυѕ ѕηαρє, тнє нαℓƒ-вℓσσ∂ ρяιηcє
уσυ ѕαу є∂ωαя∂
ι’ℓℓ ѕαу нαяяу
уσυ ѕαу вєℓℓα
ι ѕαу gιηηу
уσυ ѕαу ηєω мσση
ι ѕαу ∂єαтнℓу нαℓℓσωѕ, ησω ѕιℓєηcισ!



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highlight all the numbers
press ctrl f
then press 99
Thiiss iss amaazinng!! ♥


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I WANT TO CHEER YOUR DRAWINGS. YOU DON'T HAVE TO THANK ME.

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wiissbb wrote (7 days ago)

im sorry :( i really wish i could help, ok this may look or sound stupid i know, but it Really works! it does!

http://thesecret.tv/

wiissbb wrote (7 days ago)

id rather be my character anyday. im so sorry all of that is happening, yea that was alot o.o kind confused on what i just read- but please dont feel down :( listen to music you like, happy msic, try the normal hetalia again, its ok to do those things too, dont worry about your friends, just..mm..let them work it out, tell them you need a break. talk to someone :< im here if you want..
You can do anything, never say or think other wise <:( you can do it! i know you can! go to the Secret, it works, maybe itll help you..?

wiissbb wrote (7 days ago)

1. :( mm...halo too..
2. TToTT aahh..
3. Thank you so mcuh :D
Why are you scared? :(

wiissbb wrote (7 days ago)

oh miss the hg rp like crazy...ninja got banned TToTT
chaos..drawing i s fun- i got into a art program at a high school :D out of 60 people im one of the 30 accepted! happy..how about you?? :D

wiissbb wrote (7 days ago)

It feels like its been forever!! TToTT

wiissbb wrote (7 days ago)

*hug* TToTT aah! thank you!! i miss you, how are you??

wiissbb wrote (18 days ago)

thank you so much for all the cheers >w<*hug* TT_TT i havent seen you in so long!!

cyc199 wrote (about 1 month ago)

thanks for the cheers

wiissbb wrote (2 months ago)

Thank you ^_^ and yea!!I missed you!!:D

wiissbb wrote (2 months ago)

:D OWL- Wow o.o thank you for all the cheers..and hi!! :D *hug*

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