noodlesfool

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Sketchfu-ing since 01/25/2010 (user #57601)

14, female, single

<----- Ice Queen :D

About noodlesfool

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FAKE FRIENDS: Never ask for food
REAL FRIENDS: Are the reason you have no food.

FAKE FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr/Mrs.
REAL FRIENDS: Call your parents by their first names.

FAKE FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.
REAL FRIENDS: Would be sittin next to you sayin
"Dang...... that was fun!"

FAKE FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
REAL FRIENDS: Cry with you.

FAKE FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
REAL FRIENDS: Keep your stuff so long they forget its yours.

FAKE FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Could write a book about you with direct quotes from you.

FAKE FRIENDS: Will leave you behind to be with the crowd.
REAL FRIENDS: Will get the whole crowd to come over to you.


FAKE FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
REAL FRIENDS: Would knock after they've let themselves in.

FAKE FRIENDS: Will talk bad to the person who talks bad about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Will knock them out.

FAKE FRIENDS: Would ignore this.
REAL FRIENDS: Will repost it

FAKE FRIENDS: Are for a while.
REAL FRIENDS: Are forever

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If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever cried when your favorite character in a movie, T.V show, or book died, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people PLEASE copy and paste this into your profile

If you think that those stupid kids should just give that God-forsaken Trix rabbit some Trix, copy & paste this into your profile

If you think that the kids should stop chasing Lucky and leave the leprechaun alone, then copy and paste this into your profile.

If you get bored easily post this on your profile.

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever read a 250 pg + book in less than one day, copy and paste this into your profile

If you ever get a random urge to start screaming at the top of your lungs copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever turned around and questioned how you got on those subjects after an entire conversation, copy and paste this in to your profile.

If you complain that your feet are cold and your mom tells you to put socks on and you don’t just for the sake of being stubborn, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you thought whoever invented music is completely AWESOME, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are so cool that you actually read through all of these, copy this into your profile!

If you ever just screamed because you were so frustrated and people started staring and you yelled ‘What the hell are you looking at!”, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have ever been hit in the face with a ball and started laughing maniacally, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hate those irritating mosquitoes giving you mosquito bites copy this in your profile.

If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile.

"No means no"

Guy: "Can we do it right now?
Girl: "Can we do what?"
Guy: "You know, can I be your first, finally?"
Girl: "Um...no."
Guy: "Why?"
Girl: "Because, 1. you have a girlfriend, who happens to be my friend..."
Guy: "So, if you don't tell, I won't tell."
Girl: "Besides that,
I'm waiting for someone special.
Someone that I want to be with
for the rest of my life to be my first."
Guy: "I'm not special to you?"
Girl: "You're my friend. That's all."
Guy: looks forward and keeps driving. 25 minutes pass...
Guy: starts to run his hand up the girl's thigh.
Girl: moves his hand, "Don't touch me.".
Guy: tries to kiss her.
Girl: screams, "Would you stop.No means No."
Guy: continues trying.
Girl: moves to the back seat
Guy: parks on an abandoned
street and gets in the backseat
with the girl.
Guy: Starts to kiss her.
Girl: pushes him off and scoots over, "Please, don't do this."
Guy: "Don't do what, I know you want it,
I can see it in your eyes."
Moves over to her and starts to
unbutton her pants.
Girl: pushes him harder and says,
"No, don't."
Guy: getting aggravated,
punches her and tells her
to stop "playing hard to get".
Girl: crying, continues to fight.
Guy: punches her harder, pulls her
pants off, and holds her down.
Girl: screams
"NO, please don't do this to me!"
Guy: puts his hand over her mouth.
An hour passes...
Guy: pulls back and wipes himself off.
Girl: sits on the corner of the seat, crying.
Guy: looks at her and says, "You better not tell anybody about this. If you're really my friend, you won't tell anybody about this. You know I love you." He reaches out his hand to touch her cheek.
Girl: pulls back, "Just take me home, now."
Guy: says, "Alright." Gets in the front seat and drives her home. 2 months later...
Girl: "Doctor, what's wrong with me. I haven't had my time of the month in 2 months." Doctor: looks at her, "You haven't been having your "time" for a reason."
Girl: looks at him and says, "Why?" dreading the answer that she was sure to receive.
Doctor: "You are pregnant."
Girl: faints.

The story gets out that she is pregnant, and people start looking to the Guy. He claims that it isn't his because she was sleeping with every guy in the school(which was a lie). He goes to her and tells her,
Guy:"I'm telling you, if you lie to people and say
that I raped you, I'll kill you."
The Girl is completely devastated. First, he took
her virginity and got her pregnant...then he lied about it. So completely depressed...the girl commits suicide by drug overdose...


Girls, if this story touched you, put this on your profile under
"No means no" Guys, if this story makes you mad, put this on your profile under "I'll kill anyone who does this to my girl or any girl."

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