neko_girl_555

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Sketchfu-ing since 07/29/2011 (user #246015)

15, female

i am nowhere because i am nothing and have no use or purpose :P and i'm fine with that

About neko_girl_555

I HAVE MY REASONS!
DO NOT QUESTION MY REASONS!
THEY ARE GOOD REASONS!
REASONS YOU SHOULD LISTEN TO!
they my not be reasonable reasons
BUT THEY ARE GOOD REASONS ALL THE SAME!

THE COMPUTER JUST GOT UPGRADED OR SOMETHING AND IT LOOKS ALL DIFFERENT AND STUFF!!!!!!!

i will accept any one who wants to be my stalker i have 6 already! ^_^

My Personal Info for all you stalkers :D

Name: u really expect me to do that?

Age: some were between 0 and ∞

School: shouldntuknowthisstuff

Lives: some were right around here->

Species: what ever species i want


just one more thing to make me weird

IMA BE IN SCHOOL SO I WON'T BE ON AS OFTEN BUT WHEN I AM ON I WILL
ACCEPT ANY INVITE 2 RP ON A RP I'M ALREADY A MEMBER OF CAUSE I WUV IT!!! ^_^ I WUV IT SO!!!!!! ^_^

pplz i am sorrry if i send some one chain mail but i suffer from mass paranoia so i worry about things and i don't belive the good things will happen just the bad things so if u don't like chain mail then tell me and unless i forget then i won't send u any more chain mail if u get mad then talk 2 me and i will make shur i don't send u any more


i love nekos and kitties cause they are so cute ^_^. i am easily impressed and a happy go lucky person. i am a very loyal friend. it is super hard 4 me 2 pick a favorite anything. this might sound weird but i love vinegar i don't know why it just tastes really good ^_^. i know u thing i'm weird but that just means i more exiting then u so ha.^_^ . . . . . i also suffer from MASS PARANOIA . . . . . i love this face ^_^. i don't have much confidence in my drawings because every one is so much better than me. but i hope 2 get better with practice.


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.█ 10% mentally ill
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.██ 20% bad speller \ grammar person
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.███ 30% never had pie
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.████ 40% sorry still neva had pie neva will
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.█████ 50% trust worthy 
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.██████ 60% insane 
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.███████ 70% kind
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.████████ 80% secret keeper
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.█████████ 90% weird 
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.██████████ 100% smart
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.███████████ 200% good friend
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.████████████ 300% MASS PARANOIA 
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.█████████████ 400% sensitive 
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.██████████████ 500% imaginative 
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.███████████████ 600% RP'er
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.████████████████ 700% full of contradictions 

.█████████████████ 800% random

.██████████████████ 900% computer wuver 

.███████████████████ 1000% ME

CAUSE U DON'T UNDERST
CAUSE U ARN'T ME
AND I'M NOT U
AND WE CAN TRY TO UNDERSTAND
WE CAN SAY WE UNDERSTAND
WE CAN ACT LIKE WE UNDERSTAND
WE CAN BELIVE WE UNDERSTAND
WE CAN THINK WE UNDERSTAND
BUT WE CAN'T!!!!!!!



~SHE WAS PUSHED!~ 
A girl was pushed down a sewer opening by 5 girls in her school, trying to embarrass her in front of her school during a fire drill. When she didn't submerge the police were called. They went down and brought up 17 year old Carmen Winstead's body, her neck broken from hitting the ladder, and then the side concrete at the bottom. The girls told everyone she fell… They believed them. FACT: 2 months ago, 16 year old David Gregory read this post and didn't repost it. When he went to take a shower he heard laughter from his shower, he started freaking out and ran to his computer to repost it. He said goodnight to his mom and went to sleep. 5 hours later his mom woke up in the middle of the night cause of a loud noise. David was gone. That morning a few hours later the police found him in the sewer, his neck broken and his face skin peeled off. Even google her name if you don't believe me.... had to post this it freaked me out

If a pet dies 75% would say 
oh well they were a good pet 
20%would cry their eyes out 
if you are one of the 5% that 
would give their pet a funeral 
then post this to your page

SORRY BUT I'M DELETING YOU FROM MY LIFE! Password: ******* ...LOADING...▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓ 99% ▒▒ ERROR! It is impossible to delete our friendship. You mean so much to me. Put this on your profile if you have a best-friend relationship you can never delete!


All of us have thousands of wishes. To be thinner, to be bigger, have more money, have a cool car, a day off, a new phone, to date the person of your dreams. A cancer patient has only one wish: to kick cancer's a**. I know that 97% of you won't post this as your status, but my friends will be the 3% that do. In honor of someone who died or is fighting cancer, or even had cancer, post this for at least one hour. ♥

this made me cry I
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Mommy.. Johnny brought a gun to school, 
He told his friends that it was cool 
>And when he pulled the trigger back, 
>It shot with a great crack. 
>Mommy, I was a good girl, I did What I was told, 
>I went to school, I got straight A’s, I even got the gold! 
>But Mommy, when I went to school … … … … that day, 
>I … … … never said … good … …-bye, 
>I’m sorry Mommy, I had to go, But Mommy, please don’t cry. 
>When Johnny shot the gun, He hit me and another, 
>And all because Johnny, Got the gun from his older brother. 
>Mommy, please tell Daddy; That I love him very much, 
>And please tell Zack; my boyfriend; That it wasn’t just a crush. 
>And tell my little sister; That she is the only one now, 
>And tell my dear sweet grandmother; I’ll be waiting for her now, 
>And tell my wonderful friends; That they always were the best; 
>Mommy, I’m not the first, I’m no better than the rest. 
>Mommy, tell my teachers; I won’t show up for class, 
>And never to forget this, And please don’t let this pass. 
>Mommy, why’d it have to be me? No one deserves this, 
>Mommy, warn the others, Mommy I left without a kiss. 
>And Mommy tell the doctors; I know they really did try, 
>I think I even saw a doctor, Trying not to cry. 
>Mommy, I’m slowly dying, With a bullet in my chest, 
>But Mommy please remember, I’m in heaven with the rest. 
>Mommy I ran as fast as I could, 
>When I heard that crack, Mommy, listen to me if you would, 
>I wanted to go to college, I wanted to try things that were new, 
>I guess I’m not going with Daddy, On that trip to the new zoo. 
>I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid, 
>I wanted to be an actress, Mommy, I wanted to live. 
>But Mommy I must go now, The time is getting late, 
>Mommy, tell my Zack, I’m sorry but I had to cancel the date. 
>I love you Mommy, I always have, I know; you know it’s true, 
>And Mommy all I wanted to say is, “Mommy, I love you.” 
****In Memory of The Columbine Students Who Were Lost**** 
>Please if you would, 
>Pass this around, 
>I’d be happy if you could, 
>Don’t smash this on the ground. 
>If you pass this on, 
>Maybe people will cry, 
>Just keep this in your heart, 
>For the people who didn’t get to say “Good-bye”.

if u cried like i did plz send me a message DX it is so sad


My name is Mona

I am but three,

My eyes are swollen 

I cannot see, 

I must be stupid 

I must be bad, 

What else could have made 
My daddy so mad?

I wish I were better

I wish I weren't ugly, 

Then maybe my mommy 
Would still want to hug me.

I can't speak at all 

I can't do a wrong 

Or else I'm locked up 
All the day long. 

When I awake I'm all alone 

The house is dark

My folks aren't home.

When my mommy does come 
I'll try and be nice,

So maybe I'll get just 
One whipping tonight. 

Don't make a sound! 

I just heard a car 
My daddy is back 
From Charlie's Bar.

I hear him curse

My name he calls

I press myself 
Against the wall.

I try and hide 

From his evil eyes

I'm so afraid now

I'm starting to cry. 

He finds me weeping

He shouts ugly words, 

He says its my fault 

That he suffers at work. 

He slaps me and hits me

And yells at me more, 

I finally get free

And I run for the door. 

He's already locked it

And I start to bawl, 

He takes me and throws me 
Against the hard wall. 

I fall to the floor 

With my bones nearly broken, 

And my daddy continues 
With more bad words spoken.

"I'm sorry!", I scream 

But its now much too late 

His face has been twisted 
Into unimaginable hate.

The hurt and the pain 
Again and again

Oh please God, have mercy!

Oh please let it end! 

And he finally stops

And heads for the door, 

While I lay there motionless 

Sprawled on the floor. 

My name is Mona

And I am but three, 

Tonight my daddy 
Murdered me.<------copy-and-paste this to your profile if you are against child abuse 



now that u have gotten all sad i feel bad here r some things to make u smile

John was driving when a policeman pulled him over. he rolled down his window and said to the officer, "is there a problem, officer?" "No problem at all. i just observed your safe driving and am pleased to award you a $5,000 safe driver award. what do you think your going to do with the money?" ohn thought for a minute and said "well, i guess ill go get that divers' license" Judi, sitting in the passenger seat, said to the officer, "Oh, dont pay attention to him- he's really smart when he's not drunk" Brian from the back seat said, i TOLD you guys we wouldnt get far in a stolen car!!!" at that moment, there was a knock from the trunk and a muffled voice said, "are we over the border yet!?" 




3 drunk men hailed a taxi. The taxi driver figured out that they were drunk, so he just turned on the engine & switched it off and told them, "We have arrived." The 1st guy gave him money, the 2nd guy said "Thanks.", But the 3rd guy slapped the taxi driver. The taxi driver was stunned because he was hoping that none of them had realized that the car didn't move an inch. So he asked him, "What was that for?" The man replied, "Control your speed next time, you could've killed us!!!"



i don't advise u to do any of these
340 ways to get kicked out of Walmart~ 

1. Take someone's shopping cart and switch the items with stuff from the person next to them's cart 

2. Walk up to complete strangers and say, "Hi! I haven't seen you in so long!..." etc. See if they play along to avoid embarrassment

3. Smash the person in front of you on the head with a ham

4. Go up to some old geezer & say "Grandpa!!! You're ALIVE!!! It's a MIRACLE!!! etc."

5. Take something from someone else's cart, when they say "hey, that's mine! " call the security and say that the other ... person was trying to take your _____ 

6. Move "Caution: Wet Floor" signs to carpeted areas. 

7. Hide in the center of the clothes circle where people find shirts, and jump out and yell "AIHAIHAIHAIHAIHAIHAIHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!"

8. Go into the dressing room, wait a few minutes, then yell "THERES NO TOILET PAPER IN HERE!!" 

9. Get a batman costume, put it on, and run around the store screaming at the top of your lungs, "COME ROBIN! TO THE BATMOBILE!" 

10. Hide between clothing and then jump out and yell "PICK ME" 

11. When someone asks if you need help, begin to cry and ask, "Why won't you people just leave me alone?"

12. Take up an entire aisle in Toys by setting up a full scale battlefield with G.I. Joes vs. the X-Men 

13. Hide in a clothes circle. When someone with a shopping cart goes by stick your hand out and steal something from them 

14. Grab a guitar and start singing Wake Me Up When September Ends in a loud shrieking half screaming voice 

15. Randomly place 24 bags of candy in peoples carts 

16. Go to an empty checkout stand and try to check people out. 

17. Go up to an employee and in a official tone say "code three in house ware" and see what happens 

18. Follow people through the aisles, always staying about five feet away. Continue to do this until they leave the department 

19. Challenge other customers to duels with tubes of gift wrap 

20. Set up a concert of singing hamster dolls. Get your friends and turn them on all at the same time. Then act like a conductor

21. Make up nonsense products and ask newly hired employees if there are any in stock, i.e., "Do you have any Shnerples here?" 

22. Open a pack of yugioh cards and challenge random people to a "d-d-d-d-d-d-duel!"

23. While walking around alone, pretend someone is with you and get into a very serious conversation 

24. Tape a walkie-talkie to the back of a Barbie doll and say to random people, "I know where you live..." 

25. Attempt to drown in a kiddy pool... 

26. Drag a lounge chair on display over to the magazines and relax. If the store has a food court, buy a soft drink; explain that you don't get out much, and ask if they can put a little umbrella in it 

27. Open up random packages in the toy aisle then walk off. If an employee asks what you're doing, just say "I changed my mind." 

28. Run around Wal-Mart in a bathing suit singing the Surfin' USA theme song

29. Say things like, "Would you be as kind so to direct me to your Twinkies?" 

30. If an employee comes within 30 ft scream "GET AWAY FROM ME!!!" Then run out of the store screaming 

31. Walk up to an employee and ask questions like how come this store is called wal mart? Or what's up with your hair? Why do you people wear name tags can't you all remember your own names? 

32. Test the fishing rods and see what you can "catch" from the other aisles

33. Glare menacingly at anyone who comes within 40 ft of you. Then hiss like a snake and act like you're going to bite them 

34. Throw a fake rubber snake into some lady's face and watch her freak out 

35. Squeeze their legs and either sing, "I like to move it, move it! Or say "You got chicken legs!"

36. Dart around suspiciously while humming the theme from "Mission: Impossible." 

37. While no one's watching quickly switch the men's and women's signs on the doors of the rest room 

38. Bring your pet pit-bull into Wal-mart. Act casual. If someone is brave enough to walk up to you and tell you to get out, simply reply "He's going to help me pick out his favorite dog food" 

39. TP as much of the store as possible 

40. Whenever you hear a voice saying, clean up etc fall to the ground sobbing screaming the voices!! then get back up & act normal 

41. Dress up in a trench coat & wear sunglasses. Walk up to someone browsing and say "The rooster is in the nest" Wait for a reply. After they finish talking, hand them a cap gun and whisper "use this wisely." 

42. Go to the music aisle and start singing horrible karaoke

43. Walk along look at someone giggle at them & say to no one... I know I know... hehehe keep doing it until they give you a weird look & walk off

44. Set all the alarm clocks to go off at ten minute intervals throughout the day 

45. Go in to the camping department and enter a tent then tell random customers that they can come in if they bring a pillow from the bedding department 

46. Broadcast K-mart commercials over the intercom 

47. Go up to the bagel section with cream cheese all over your face. Then start chanting, "We love bagels! We love bagels!" 

48. Over the intercom say there is a big sale on all items in electronics department and first 10 people to the check outs gets one item free... & see what happens

49. Randomly start putting different size undergarments in peoples carts 

50. Contaminate the entire auto department by sampling all the spray air fresheners 

51. Run through the store and jump on random peoples carts singing I KNOW A SONG THAT GETS ON EVERYBODYS NERVES!! 

52. Go up to random people and poke them. If they ask you what you're doing or tell you to stop, tell them that you're trying to find out what they ate for dinner last night 

53. Do your American Idol audition in front of the security cameras 

54. Get a marker & go over all the barcodes with a line then go purchase your items... the person who is serving you will have to enter all the barcodes in by hand 

55. Go up to some of the customers while your carrying a paper bag and say "trick or treat!" and if they don't give you anything, do the sad puppy dog face

56. Hide under a big pile of clothes and throw random objects at people when they walk by 

57. Get a stuffed animal and go to the front of the store and begin stroking it lovingly, saying "Good girl, good Bessie."

58. Walk up to a pizza place and ask for a Mcchicken 

59. Go to the bathroom with a cantaloupe (hidden) Make grunting noises and drop the cantaloupe in the toilet. Then say "Phew, That's better" 

60. Put blue paint on your hand and when you see someone put your hand on their shirt and point at them and say, "A clue a clue!" 

61. Go to a clerk and tell them u lost your son and ask if they can call his name over the speaker! When they ask u his name make up a ridiculous name

62. Leave cryptic messages on the typewriters

63. While Humming the theme to Mission Impossible While wearing all black, knock over all of the cans

64. Take all the CD's put them in the wrong place and when an employee puts them all back yell at her and mess them up again

65. Go to the front of the store in a baby diaper and ask a macho guy to change you 

66. Take a friend with you and a younger child and start arguing over who gets custody then have the child run away and out of the store and yell CILLY COME BACK!!!

67. Climb up a ladder & try doing a King Kong thing

68. Run through the make-up department and yell, "There's a dead body in aisle 3!!!" 

69. Grab a can of whipped cream & find a bald guy Spray it on his head 

70. Dress up in a fairy costume, and climb up a ladder and when people go by say "your wish is granted" 

71. Dress up as a giant smiley face and whip price signs! Then yell "ROLLBACK!!!" 

72. Walk up to someone act like you can read their mind & say... sir or madam... don't think that. 

73. Walk towards a group of people and hit your head and say in a loud voice, "Shut up in there." 

74. Put make up all over your face so it looks like a 2 year old did it and then say, "She's horrible at giving make-overs!" and point to a random woman. 

75. Go up to random people and ask them if they will be your friends then link arms and start to sing the friends theme song 

76. Ride those little electronic cars at the front of the store

77. Smear ketchup on yourself, lie on your back in the kids aisle, and pretend to be dead

78. Lay a 20 dollar bill on the ground and back away and when someone tries to pick it up run up to them and yell hands off my dollar!! Then got to a manager and tell him that they stole 20 dollars from you 

79. Randomly throw things over into neighboring aisles 

80. Try all of the sodas and put them back then say, "Yup, that stuff's not poisonous." 

81. Play with the calculators so that they all spell "hello" upside down
82. Run up to random people and ask if they like green eggs and ham 

83. Attempt to fit into very large gym bags, then attempt to fit others into very large gym bags 

84. Bang on the pots and pans in the cooking aisle

85. Act as though you are being beaten and fall onto the ground screaming and having convulsions 

86. Swing on the half price banners 

87. Go up to a random person and tap on his/her shoulder. When the person looks at you, ask what and walk off like you're annoyed 

88. Burp and say mmmm, tasty 

89. Hold Barbie for ransom

90. Run around with a country music cd and sing Queen's "We Will Rock You"

91. throw random items over into the next aisle and see if you can score into someone's cart 

92. Ride around in a Barbie jeep with Barbie in the front seat and act like you're talking to her by saying "Let's bust this joint!"

93. Wrap a hose around you and shout, "AAH! I'M BEING HELD HOSTAGE!"

94. Do your own radio show over the intercom

95. Go to the aisle with the Star Wars stuff and hold up a Luke Skywalker toy and say "Luke, I am your father" and make breathing noises in your darth vader mask 

96. Glue pennies on the floor 'heads' side up 

97. Knock over all the shelves and run around screaming 'EARTHQUAKE! EVERYON RUN! 

98. find a pair of walkie talkies and have a conversation with your self when everyone is watching you 

99. Go to the checkout and buy a bar of candy. Repeat, going to the same cash register, until the clerk notices 

100. Grab heavy but not too heavy objects, and see who can throw them the most aisles over 

101. Buy expensive stuff, go home and use white-out and a pen to change the price to something much lower, and the total much higher, then return and demand a refund 

102. get a cardboard box, go in the store and pop out of the box and give out candy to passerby 

103. Find the fish section and when someone walks by begin to pet the fish tank and say, "I know how you feel..." 

104. Spill water on the floor, and run around claiming that the store is flooded 

105. As the cashier runs your purchase over the scanner say "BEEP" in a loud voice. Repeat this for every item, and for other customers items 

106. Scream really loudly and when someone tells you to be quiet scream, "I will not be silenced!!!!" 

107. Hold a bag of frozen veggies over your head and yell "Fear me and my evil army of frozen carrots!!" 

108. Hug someone randomly and say, "I love u mommy!" 

109. Go in the undergarments section and ask random people if they think this will fit 

110. Tie a plushie to one end of a string your ankle to the other end, and run around screaming "HELP! IT'S AFTER ME!" 

111. Start yelling at the stuffed animals when there are people around 

112. Grab some pampers Pull-Ups and while buying them yell at the clerk "Mommy, guess what? I'm a big kid now!!" 

113. Go into the bedding department and with cookies in your hand lay on a bed then pretend ur having a nightmare about cookies and yell " COOKIE!! COOKIE!!!! NOOOOOO!!!!" Then start rolling around 

114. Make evil eyes at someone and start whispering, "I'm the little girl from the well... I've been waiting..." 

115. Go to the cafeteria area and buy frys. Then stand by the door and when people walk through throw the frys above their head like there getting married 

116. look at old people with wide eyes saying, "I see dead people!" 

117. Get a tent ( With holes preferably ) and tell people to come in your lair. When they do chuck popcorn at them and ask them who invited them in 

118. Ride around on those electric cars and pretend that your a prissy English Man. Say things like "Cheerio, good man." to people who walk by. And don't forget to have perfect posture. 

119. Chase your friends up and down aisles trying to run over them with those electric cars. Make sure to tell your friends to act like they don't know you. 

120. Spend all your money riding on those little rides for toddlers. Fit the character; if you on a horse, then pretend that your a cowboy, etc. And if a little kid comes over wanting to use it, start barking at them until they run away crying. 

121. Have silly string fights with a friend. Hide behind customers and "accidentally" hit the people instead of your friend. 

122. Draw mustaches on all the pictures and mannequins. 

123. Walk up to the customer service and when they say "Hello, how may I help you?" say "Yes, I'll have a Quarter Pounder with cheese, one strawberry shake, a large order of french fries and a diet coke." And when they start to talk, say "Oh, to go". Then when they say that they can't give it to you say "Oh, This is because I'm gay isn't it? I'd expect this from McDonalds, but not Walmart 

124. Get popcorn and throw at customers, sneaking up on them in an un stealth-like way, while yelling random things 

125. Start to madly scratch yourself and walk up to people asking where the rash cream is because your family and all your friends seem to have a rash too. 

126. When your alone, have loud conversations with your "multiple personalities". Have an English man, a Southern person, someone from New York, a Grandma, and a 5 year old girl all at the same time. You have to use accents. 

127. Start "dancing" like mad. Basically, just wail your arms and legs around like your having some kind of massive seizure. 

128. Try on crazy costumes and walk casually through the store. 

129. Stick your arm in your jacket and suspiciously start to leave the store. Get really tense and start to lean over as your walking through the doors As if your suspecting the alarms to go off. Then when it doesn't go off, let out a big sigh. Then quickly look around you to see who's watching and run away as fast as you can. 

130. Balance EVERYTHING you see on the tips of your finger, your nose, your forehead, and the top of your head while singing the circus song. 

131. Spend hours staring at a little blinking light. After a while, start saying blink everytime it blinks. Don't look away, just stay mesmerized. 

132. Light a match under a sprinkler 

133. Walk up to someone and say "Oh, so your back for more. I warned you never to come back here. Wait here while I go get my shot gun". Then walk away. 

134. Buy something that is like $5 and give the cashier all pennies. 

135. Walk up to a guy and say "Oh my god, is it you? Oh my god it is!!! I haven't seen you in so long!!!!" Then kiss him. Then slap and him say "Why didn't you ever call me??" Then walk away. Much more affective if you're a guy. 

136. Stand next to a maniquin and pretend that your a mannequin. Try to hold the same position for as long as possible. Then finally as someone is walking by, check your watch and say. "Finally, my shift is done. I really don't get paid enough to do this" 

137. Stare at the ceiling. See how many people look up. 

138. Start singing oldies songs in to megaphone.

139. start hitting on the mannequins. 

140. Super-glue a quarter to the floor and count how many people try to pick it up. 

141. Switch the price tags with something expensive and something really cheap. 

142. Put women's clothes into men's carts.

143. Put preppy stuff, like short skirts and whatnot, into old men's carts when they aren't looking. 

144. Run around in front of a mirror screaming "COPYCAT!" 

145. Bring a friend and a stopwatch. Get carts and race around. every time you nock something over, subtract a second from your time. You usually get kicked out before you figure out who won. 

146. Find a couple. Run up to the one who is an opposite gender from you, slap them, and say "WHAT IS THIS? I THOUGHT WHAT WE HAD WAS SPECIAL!!!" 

147. Go up to an assistant and ask for mayonnaise. When they say they don't have it, start crying and scream, "Now how am I supposed to paint my toenails?!?" 

148. Lay on the floor and do a ground angel 

149. Steal their ketchup, go on the counter, smear ketchup all over you and say HELP ME HELP ME! OMG! THE HOTDOG KILLED ME! 

150. Start jumping on one of their beds attempt to fall asleep until one guy tells you to get off. Then yell 'HEY! WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?!?!? GET OUT OF MY HOUSE! GET AWAY FROM MY BED!!!!" 

151. Run around switching all of the open signs on the cash registers to closed and all of the closed signs to open. Watch the customers get confused. 

152. Ask for Goat Milk 

153. Make sure somebody's in the same aisle, then run screaming into a wall. Fall down and say "AHHH! The pain, the horrible, terrible pain!" Until someone asks if you're alright. When they do, get up and say, "Yes, I'm fine, why?" And then walk away calmly like nothing happened. 

154. Dress up as an emo kid, then scream at people, "WHY HAVE YOU COME TO WORSEN MY MISERY?!" 

155. Dress up as a ninja and go around the store karate chopping people 

156. Ride a horse on a stick toy thing and have your friend pull you around the store on a skateboard while you scream, "The British are coming! The British are coming!" 

157. Turn a cart over and put towels over it so they can't see in. when someone starts to open it, start yelling "Hey, I'm Using the Bathroom in here!!!" 

158. Buy a chocolate bar, go to the bathroom, smear chocolate on your hand, reach under the next stall and ask, "Can I have some toilet paper?" 

159. Take a fishing pole, tie it to a dollar, and go fishing for humans! 

160. Climb up to one of the really high shelves and start singing Christmas carols at the top of your lungs. Works better around summer. 

161. Get a mirror and put it on top of a cart so it lay across it. Get on top and have someone push you down an isle, and Sing "Surfin' USA" 

162. When the intercom comes on, fall on your knees and scream in tears of joy, "God has spoken!!!" 

163. Get on a bike and ride around and crash into everything and everyone who gets in your way. 

164. Pour a bunch of lemonade from the entrance to the bathroom and come out saying someone should have told me where the bathroom was quicker! 

165. Steal guns and ammo and shoot all the TV's you can find. whoever blows up most wins 

166. Get an umbrella and have someone in a cart (or just a tall person) pour water on it while you sing Raindrops Are Fallin' On My Head. 

167. Call the front desk and when they answer the phone say I'm sorry, your call could not be completed as dialed. Please hang up and try again. Then call and say I'm sorry, I will have to put you on hold. Can you call back? I'm busy on isle 3. 

168. Go into one of those employees only doors and go behind some food shelves. when people reach out to grab food, grab their arm and start to pull on it. 

169. eat all the ice cream boxes and then blame it on a worker with ice cream all over your face 

170. Pour carrots on the floor so the employees have to pick it up. Continue doing it for a long period of time. 

171. Skate around on a skateboard, then fall over and pretend to break your leg. 

172. Start playing the violin. 

173. Stare at a blank T.V, for an hour and when somebody asks what your doing, answer, "Shh, this is my favorite show!" 

174. Stand on the conveyor belt at the check out with a barcode on your forehead. 

175. Start saying stuff like argetrargrehargenstartgen to everyone who walks in. 

176. walk around in dirty cloths and eat all the produce lika a bum 

177. Poke people and run away screaming, "Don't touch me!!!" 

178. Stare at people for a minute and then smile at them happily 

179. Beat your chest and run around screaming like Tarzan.

180. Throw stuff on the floor and start yelling at an imaginary friend.

181. Shoot spitwads at people and then fall on the ground laughing hysterically 

182. Go into a bathroom that is of the opposite gender of yourself and open the stalls saying, "Ooh la la!" 

183. Walk up to random people, give them a hug, and say, "I love you!" 

184. Dress up as an old man and start stealing stuff 

185. Start a fire, then sit around it with your friends in Indian clothes. 

186. Walk around in a court jester costume

187. Run at people with a pitch fork 

188. Pretend that you're having a heart attack 

189. Throw tomatoes at people and then tackle them 

190. Get on the intercom and calmly say, "Attention shoppers. I would like to inform you that the world is about to end, and that there's a sale on isle two." 

191. Buy a carton of vanilla ice cream, run up to the cash register, tell the cashier you forgot your money, then start dancing like Napoleon Dynamite, screaming, "Where's my chap stick?!" 

192. Pretend to be Spiderman by running up walls and trying to save people 

193. Claim isle three as your 'Secret Lair' 

194. Run around the store singing the My Little Pony theme song as loud as you can. 

195. Get a giant Christmas stocking and hop around in it like it's a potato sack on field day 

196. Build a wall out of stuffed animals 

197. Put on a cape and run around singing the Phantom of the Opera 

198. Yell curse words at people 

199. Knock down as many displays as you can 

200. Go up to a random old guy with white hair and say, "I want Bratz for Christmas! Thank you Santa!" and then give him a hug and run away. 

201. Dress up in a super villain costume and then go around the store yelling, "MARRY ME!" to random people 

202. Go up to a tough looking guy and push him and say you wanna fight? And when he pushes back start to cry and run away 

203. Point to a cash register and ask the cashier, "How much is that?"

204. Get a tent and campout with the Barbie dolls in the toy isle 

205. Chew gum loudly in people's faces 

206. Throw a poke-ball at someone and yell, "PIKACHU, I CHOOSE YOU!" 

207. Turn on all the flashlights, hang them from the ceiling, stand under them, scatter confetti at your feet, and start singing, using a Barbie as a microphone. 

208. Play baseball in the middle of the store, then score a home run and run around the store screaming. 

209. Flirt with someone, plan a date, and then break up with them, all in 10 minutes. (don't really do this it's mean)

210. Get a cart and pile it high with items. When the cashier tells you the price, exclaim, "What a rip off!" And walk out of the store.

211. Start singing, "Tinkle, tinkle, little star! In a toilet that's real far! Up above us in the sky! It's weird to learn that pee does fly! Make sure it does never land! In my, my, my, my, my hand!" 

212. Find all the beans you can and put them in your cart, and then tell random people that it's your breakfast, lunch, and dinner for the next couple years.

213. Pay for your stuff with all pennies, and then come up one too short. 

214. Scream, "Look! Someone's stealing an old lady's purse!" and when they look away, take all the stuff in their cart and throw it around the store shouting "I'm a terrorist!" 

215. Run out of the dressing room screaming, "Michael Jackson has my dad!" 

216. Go to the pet isle. Point to a fish and say, "I'll have that one. And that one. And that one..." Keep going until you've pointed to every fish they have in stock

217. Tap dance through the store 

218. Change the music on the intercom to Mexican 

219. Rip open every package you see 

220. Get on a bike and have your friend chase you. Pretend you are going to run over somebody and then move out the way.

221. Stand in front of the security camera and pretend to die (dramatically) 

222. Scream "SECURITY!" as loud as you can. When they come up act all panicky and say "This is really important!" Then smile and say, "Hi." 

223. Sing "Mary Had A Little Lamb" as loud as you can in the music section, then smile and say "Well, it's the music section so I thought you might like some live music." Then sing it again. 

224. Run around with underwear on your head, screaming, "I am Captain Underpants!" 

225. Follow a male security dude and ask him where the "feminine needs" are. 

226. Go to the toy isle, set up the GI joe figures and yell, " Then it's WAR!!!" 

227. Pull down your pants next to a flower display and "water" the flowers. 

228. Go to the bakery section and yell "I LOVE PIE!" to everyone you see. 

229. Take all the pets out of their cages, including the fish. 

230. Grab a strawberry shortcake doll and go to the bakery section. Tell the baker "I'd like to buy strawberry shortcake!" and hold the doll in their face. 

231. Scream, "GET OUT OF MY YARD!" to everyone who walks by you. 

232. Announce that there's a huge sale at Target 

233. Throw a party in a busy isle

234. Test drive lawn mowers 

235. Have a tennis tournament in the middle of the store 

236. Throw all the bouncy balls in the toy section everywhere and let them bounce around

237. Carry a bomb and make it explode 

238. Eat a bunch of candy and refuse to pay for it 

239. Go to the in store restaurant and order anything. When receiving it tell them that this was not what you wanted. Refuse to pay and go tell the manager

240. Hide in a pile of plushies and then jump out at people who walk by 

241. Act like an old lady and scream, "AH! I broke my back! This wouldn't happen at Target!" 

242. Pretend to be a life size Barbie. When someone wants to buy you, run away screaming that someone was trying to kidnap you. 

243. Take a marker to all the happy faces. Then change the prices. That will start an uproar 

244. When a clerk stops you and asks your name read their name of their id card. When they say it's not your name scream, "IDENTITY THEFT!!!" 

245. Throw jelly sweets at the cashiers 

246. Steal a shopping cart(As in take it out of the store and put it in your car) 

247. Ride on the back of the carts. (they hate it when you do that) Run into other carts yelling like a maniac. 

248. Follow one person around the store. Poke them ever so often. When the snap and yell at you scream, "STALKER!!"

249. Pretend like you're a person who works there and walk around saying, "Can I help you find anything?" 

250. Spill cooking oil all over the floor and then slide in it 

251. Pretend like you're blind and can't find what your looking for. Go up to random people and ask, "Will you help me find some cat food for Fluffy?" 

252. Bowl with bottles full of open soda 

253. Run around with a bowl of cheerios yelling, "It lowered my cholesterol!" 

254. Order a pizza from the cashier 

255. Ask to have your pizza shaken, not stirred

256. Start a food fight

257. Go up to a fat woman and say, "Taxi?"

258. Put underwear over your shorts, get a blue shirt, yellow paint, and red paint, paint an s on the shirt, go to the material section, cut a red cape, then get an umbrella, open it, and jump off the tops of shelves.

259. Take the spray paint and paint all the people around you 

260. Go up to random people and hug them while putting a 'Kick Me' sign on the back of their shirt 

261. Hide in dark places with a golden ring. when people walk by, jump out at them hissing, "We wants it! You cants have it!" Then gently whisper, "it will be alright my precious"

262. Flip off the manager 

263. Go to the food section, take all of the boxed items out, and stack them up to make a fort. Glue can help. And creating a 'distraction' elsewhere for the employees to handle while you work does too...

264. Drop a pen and let someone else go and pick it up for you. When they do try to pick it up yell to them, "HEY THATS MY PEN THEIF!" 

265. Bring a slip n' slide blast some Music and bring some random people to it and kick their back so they slide accross the slip n' slide and scream "PARTY IN THE HIZ HOUSE!!!!!!!" 

266. Throw a dance party 

267. Write on the floors

268. Pull all the clothes off the racks into a pile on the floor and hide under it, and when someone tries to pick the clothes up, leap out cackling madly and run down the aisles, still cackling. 

269. Go up to someone and say "look over there" Then pull down their pants. And, if you're lucky, their underwear. 

270. Pretend to have an asthma attack, and when someone tries to help you, bite them. Or pretend to faint.

271. Get a bag of chips and walk around the store eating them. When an employee tries to stop you or make you pay, tell them that they're your chips! Keep screaming it. 

272. Spray a customer with pepper spray and scream, "Help! Help! He's a rapist!" 

273. Pretend to be a rabid dog and run around growling at people. Then if someone tries to stop you, bite them.

274. Lie on the floor. Just lie there. It is guaranteed to freak people out. Either pretend to be asleep, or to have passed out. 

275. Take toys and put them on the floor and take a cart. Start running over the toys screaming, "Monster Truck Mania!!!" 

276. Climb up the shelves/storage units, then refuse to come down. 

277. Take red juice Pour it on your face make streaks or stripes then layout on the floor with a flower in your hand when a crowd of people come stand up and walk like a zombie! 

278. Grab a bowl, spoon, milk, and cereal. Eat it right there and tell them you'll pay when your done. 

279. Stand on the conveyer belt when your checking out and walk like its a treadmill... then ask for a speed increase 

280. Wrap yourself in toilet paper rolls and pretend to be a mummy looking for your wife, Cleopatra 

281. Follow a stranger around and mimic them. Continue doing this for a long period of time. 

282. If you are in Target, say there is a code yellow

283. Get some candy corn form the candy aisle put two on your canine teeth and go around the store biting peoples necks

284. Flirt with the manager's wife 

285. Walk calmly to the CDs, when u see one that has Hilary Duff, yell (if you're a fan) OHMIGOD! HILARY'S LATEST! OHMIGOSH, I, LIKE HAVE TO HAVE THIS! (if you're not a fan) Find a hammer, take the CD, gently put it on the floor, then mash it like a madman. 

286. Run around spinning and say you're the Tasmanian devil

287. Run around in circles and yell, "I'M THE CIRCLE MAN!" 

288. Announce a sock-sliding contest and take off your shoes and start sliding. It's actually really fun... 

289. Go up to a employee ask for a application and where it says goals write down 'to take over Wal-Mart' and turn it in 

290. Get a water gun and threaten someone with it. A cashier is usually a prime candidate. Then say in a low, dangerous voice (without collapsing into laughter) "Empty out the cash register." 

291. Take a soda, shake it up, and then spray it at people. 

292. Hide in the clothes so when someone comes to look you yell, "PICK ME!"

293. Request that an employee find you an imaginary product, then keep saying: "I know it's here somewhere, just keep looking!" Eventually the employee will run out of patience, so then you say: "You've been punked!" And run out screaming and laughing. (Maybe you won't get kicked out, but you'll freak an employee out...) 

294. Print out a bunch of advertisements for Target, Marshalls, etc... Then calmly go around taping/gluing/stapling them to products, people, and walls. It helps to have a WHOLE lot of them. 

295. Move things around. (Put frozen food in with the barbies, etc...)

296. If a fat person has a twinkies in their cart take it out and start eating it and spit it out on them and yell, "That crud is sick!"

297. Point at an old man and yell, "LOOK EVERYONE! IT'S BRITNEY SPEARS!" 

298. Put a ski mask on and wear a black cape with black clothes and a fake sword and yell, "Zoro has returned!"

299. Dress up as an old lady and whack people with your purse and when employees come to stop you, pretend to faint 

300. Go to Wal-Mart at 2:00 in the morning and do cartwheels around the store screaming, "I'm pregnant!" 

301. Put on a long wig and claim to be Pocahontas 

302. Break some glass, then accuse a flying monkey 

303. Threaten a cashier with a candy bar

304. Bring in scissors and glue. If anyone asks, tell them you are fulfilling your dream of giving Wal Mart a Make Over.

305. Buy a bag of candy. Start to walk away, then ask if you can exchange them. Repeat until they get angry. 

306. Go to the dairy section and protest against milking cows. Say things like, "What if the cows aren't ok with us milking them? Cows have rights too!"
307. Redecorate the Rollback Smiley Face so he is green with neon pink eyes. 

308. Go up to the manager and ask where the nearest K-Mart is. 

309. If you see a couple holding hands, run through their hands and scream, "RED ROVER!"

310. Grab a gnome, then hide in a clothes rack and when someone picks out a shirt or whatever jump out and yell "The gnome did it! The gnome did it!" Then throw the gnome and run. 

311. Put up free sample signs all over the store and watch people leave with their "free samples." 

312. Run around the store screaming, "OMG! HELP! PINTO BEANS ARE TAKING OVER COSTCO! AHHH!" 

313. In Walmart, they give out free stickers. Take them and decorate your body with them.
314. Get a bunch of your friends, about 10 or more, and go up to a lady who looks like she's in her 20's. When there are lots of people around, ask, "Mommy? Can we have some ice cream?" 

315. Spit in the manager's face 

316. Stare at a customer for a long time while saying, "Hello, hello, hello" nonstop until they get really mad 

317. Go to customer service and say, "Your fat vallet guy stole my car." 

318. Put an "Out of Order" sign on the manager's butt 

319. Go up to customers and whisper, "Seven Days..." and if they turn around, pelt them with Skittles 

320. Melt chocolate, then scream, "Free face masks!" 

321. Wear a pair of bright yellow pants on your head and run around screaming, "They Got Me!!" 
322. Slap the manager and scream, "He's alive! He's ALIVE!!!" 

323. Put a lot of matches and gasoline in your cart, then smile at people 

324. Run around the store five times, and when you are done, scream, "I WIN!" and do a victory dance

325. Let a collie lose in the store, then scream, "Lassie, come home!" 

326. Make your friend that's a guy try on girl clothes and then have him run around like a crazy person. 

327. Hide in a boys clothes rack, and when a boy with glasses walks by, scream, "You're a wizard, Harry!" 

328. Grab lots of G.I. Joe action figures and Water Bombs and yell, "ITS WAR!!!" whenever someone walks by and throw the bombs at them.

329. Put a Dora toy on the floor and when someone tries to pick it up, yell, "Swiper No Swiping!" 

330. Buy a fake but expensive looking vase. (ex. a cheap glass pot.) Fill it with some ash and soot. Then take it to an employee, bump into him and drop it so it shatters. Then keep screaming at him that it was your mother and you will sue him for every thing he owns, and tell him he has to pick it up then and there or he will be cursed for 10 years. 

331. Put a squirt gun in a stuffed elmo's hand and scream, "Everybody down!! Elmo's got a gun!" 

332. Drive around in a kiddie car singing the batman theme song. 

333. Run around with underwear on your head screaming, "I'm Blind!!! 

334.Go to a clerk and say May I speak with your manager When you she takes you to the manager YELL There is no more pants in the storage apartment So i am taking yours!!!PANTS HIM AND RUN IN TO A LADYS DRESSING ROOM 

335.Go to the video game section and play the sample video games. When someone walks by and watches you say, "Cmon mom just one more level!" 

336. Take a camera from the camera place and act like your a news reporter taking pictures for a news paper 

337. Walk into the dressing room (opposite gender) go into a stall somebody is using and say, "I think that looks ugly" and keep doing that until you get kicked out 

338. When somebody walks by drop something infront of them thats $30 or more. When they react go to an employee and say, "Somebody broke that!" and when they argue back (if they do) run out of the store.

339. (This one will get you banned from the store) Go to the sports section, take a baseball bat then go to the video game section and break open the glass to a Ps3, Xbox, or Wii. Then just run to another state. 

340. Go on the intercom and say, "Gotta go poo-poo!"
AGAIN DON'T DO ANY OF THESE!
Here are some dumb actual labels on consumer goods:

On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. ( are you suppose to do that while sleepwalking?)

On a bag of Fritos! ..You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (the shoplifter special)?

On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (so there ARE soaps that are poisonous.)

On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (but, it's "just" a suggestion).

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (well...duh, a bit late, huh)!

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (...and you thought?...)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (but wouldn't this save me more time?)

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)

On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (and.. .I'm taking this because?...)

On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (as opposed to...what?)

On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)

On Sunsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (talk about a news flash)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." (Step 3: maybe, uh...fly Delta?)

On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." (I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)

On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands." (...I'm guessing there was a lot of this happening somewhere?)

Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the stupidity copy and paste this some where.

♦1. Hugs from behind. 

♦2. Grab her hand when you walk next to each other(don't make her grab yours). 
♦3. When standing, wrap your arms around her.

♦4. Cuddle with her. 

♦5. DON'T FORCE HER TO DO ANYTHING. 

♦6. Write little notes. 

♦7. Compliment her Honestly. 

♦8. When you hug her, hold her in your arms as long as possible.

♦9. Be super sweet to her. 

♦10. Call her at night to wish her sweet dreams.

♦11. Comfort her when she cries.

♦12. Wipe away her tears 

♦13. Love her with all your heart.

♦14. Pick her up and flirt with her (she'll scream and say "put me down" but really she loves it). 

♦15. Be a gentleman (hold the door for her). 

♦16. Don't let your friends talk trash about her, it'll get back to her! 
DONT ever act different in front of your friends than you are when its just you and her!!!! 
♦17. Take her for a long walk at night! 

♦18. Always bring a blanket where ever you go outside when its cold to comfort her and hold her close

♦19. NEVER LIE TO HER!!!!!! because then she will think everything you ever said to her was a lie, even "I love you"

IF A GIRL POSTS THIS ON THEIR PROFILE THEN THEY WANT YOU TO READ IT!!!!! duhh..

When she walks away from you mad===[ Follow her ]

When she stares at your lips===[ Kiss her ]

When she pushes you or hits you===[Grab her and don't let go ]

When she starts cursing at you===[ Kiss her and tell her you love her ]

When she's quiet===[ Ask her what's wrong ] 

When she ignores you===[ Give her your attention ]

When she pulls away===[ Pull her back ]

When you see her at her worst===[ Say she's beautiful ]

When you see her start crying===[ Just hold her and don't say a word ] 

When you see her walking===[ Sneak up and hug her waist from behind ] 

When she's scared===[ Protect her ] 

When she lays her head on your shoulder===[ Tilt her head up and kiss her ] 
When she steals your favorite hat===[ Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night] 

When she teases you===[Tease her back and make her laugh ] 

When she doesn't answer for a long time===[ Reassure her that everything is ok]
When she looks at you with dought===[ Back yourself up with the TRUTH ]

When she says that she likes you===[ She really does more than you could understand ]

When she grabs at your hands===[ Hold her's and play with her fingers ] 

When she bumps into you===[ Bump into her back and make her laugh ] 

When she tells you a secret===[ Keep it safe and untold ]

When she looks into your eyes=== [ Don't look away until she does ] 

WHEN SHE MISSES YOU===[ SHE'S HURTING INSIDE ]

When you break her heart===[ The pain NEVER really goes away ]

When she says it's over===[ She STILL wants you to be her's ]

When she reposts this bulletin===[ She wants you to read it ]


WHY BOYS FALL IN LOVE WITH GIRLS 
Okay why do boys fall in love with girls? (This was written by a guy) Don't break this; it's so sweet! :)
1. They will always smell good even if it's just shampoo.
2. The way their heads always find the right spot on our shoulder.
3. How cute they look when they sleep.
4. 4. The ease in which they fit into our arms.
5. 5. The way they kiss you and all of a sudden everything is right in the world.
6. 6. How cute they are when they eat.
7. 7. The way they take hours to get dressed but in the end it makes it all worth while.
8. 8. Because they are always warm even when its minus 30 outside.
9. 9. The way they look good no matter what they wear.
10. 10. The way they fish for compliments even though you both know that you think she's the most beautiful girl on this earth.
11. 11. How cute they are when they argue.
12. 12. The way her hand always finds yours.
13. 13. The way they smile.
14. 14. The way you feel when you see their name on the your cell after you just had a big fight.
15. 15. The way she says "lets not fight anymore" - even though you know that an hour later....
16. 16. The way that they kiss after you have had a fight.
17. 17. The way they kiss you when you say "I love you".
18. 18. Actually...Just the way they kiss you...
19. 19. The way they fall into your arms when they cry.
20. 20. Then the way they apologize for crying over something that silly.
21. 21. The way they hit you and expect it to hurt. * i think every girl is guilty of this :)
22. 22. Then the way they apologize when it does hurt (even though we don't admit it).
23. 23. The way they say "I miss you".
24. 24. The way you miss them.
25. 25. The way their tears make you want to change the world so that it doesn't hurt her anymore... Yet regardless if you love them, hate them, wish they would die or know that you would die without them it matters not. Because once in your life, whatever they were to the world they become everything to you. When you look them in the eyes, traveling to the depths of their souls and you say a million things without trace of a sound, you know that your own life is inevitable consumed within the rhythmic beatings of her very heart. We love them for a million reasons, no paper would do it justice. It is a thing not of the mind but of the heart. A feeling. Only felt. This chain started in 2002. It is a love chain letter. In an hour you are supposed to repost this. Congratulations!! You have been chosen to participate in the LONGEST and the LUCKIEST chain letter on the internet. Once you read this letter, you must IMMEDIATELY (meaning within the hour) post it with the title "why do boys fall in love with girls? " After you send it, make a wish and it will come true...!!!

it is just so sweet ^_^


check of those that apply:

[ ] I do wear make up.
[x] I have cried in a movie theater.
[x] I can put mascara on without opening my mouth.
[x] I get jealous.
[ ] I think Johnny Depp is sexy
[x] I love to laugh.
[ ] I like death/grind/black metal.
[ ] I like rap.
[x] I like techno.
[ ] I like country.
[x] I carry a purse.
[x] I'd be lost without my computer.
[ ] I own a Spice Girls CD.
[ ] I own a Britney Spears CD.
[ ] I own a boy band CD.
[x]I get bored watching football.
[x] I've never been called a spoiled brat.
[x] Guys are confusing.
[] I've been called a bad influence.
[ ] I have/had a piercing other than my ears. (actually i've never had a piercing)






to my friends~
iF SOMEONE JUMPED U
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iF SOMEONE ROBS U
ILL ROB THEM
iF SOME0NE HURTS y0U
i..LL KN0CK THEM 0UT
iF y0UR oN DRUGS
i..LL MAKE y0U ST0P
iF y0U JUMPED 0FF A BRiDGE
i..LL B 0N THA GR0UND T0 CATCH y0U
iF y0U CRy
i..LL CRy
iF y0UR KiCKED 0UT
i..LL TAKE y0U iN
iF y0UR W0RLD C0MES CRASHiN D0WN
iLL B STANDiN RiTE NEXT T0 y0u

WHAT IS YOUR USERNAME:neko_girl_555
SPELL IT BACKWARDS:555_lrig_oken
SPELL IT WITH YOUR ELBOW:neko_girl_555
SPELL IT WITH YOUR EYES SHUT:neko_girl_555
SPELL IT WWITH YOUR FOREHEAD:jh43io 0-0t69845op-=55
SPELL IT WITH YOUR LIPS:neko_girl_555
SPELL IT WITH YOUR NOSE:neko_girl_555

in conclusion....im bored 
put this on ur wall if u get bored easly 


96% Of Teens WON'T Stand Up For God...Put This On Your Profile If You're One Of The 4% Who Will

----------///------I believe in the Lord God

---------///-------and I believe in Jesus

----////////////-----Christ as my savior

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FACTS ABOUT YOU:
1. You are reading this.
2.
3. You are now wondering why number 2 is blank
4 You are still reading this.
5. Did you notice, number 3. didn't have a dot?
6. You just went back to check; and I tricked you. It does.
7. You now want to slap me.
8. You are still reading this.
9. Wow! Your still going!!!!
10. Because I couldn't be bothered.
12. You are thinking that I am weird for saying that.
13. You are waiting for some more tricks.
14. You didn't realise I missed out number 11.
15. You are waiting for my reason for number 10.
16. 10 fits with question 3.
17. Pah!!!! You're still going!!!
18. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!! I MISSED OUT NUMBER 6!!!!!!!!!!!!!
19. You are going to check that now. It was still there.
20. There are 23 questions in this test.
21. You just went to check that there are 23 questions.
22. You just counted. Yeh, there's 23....?
********** There are no questions, but 23 statements*********
23. You are thinking this has wasted your time.
24. You are going to hold your breath, pass this on, and if you made it, its your excuse for getting
everything wrong.










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When life gives you lemons, throw them back and yell, "What kind of demented apple is this!?"
-Unless life also gives you sugar and water, your lemonade is gonna stink!
-When life gives you lemons, make lemonade and then grab life demanding pie and cupcakes too!
-When life gives you lemons,build a lemonade stand and use the profits of your business to buy a machine gun. Let's see if life makes the same mistake twice.
-Life gave you lemons? Life didn't give me anything!
-When life gives you lemons, ask for a refund!!!
-When life gives you lemons, trade them for a fruit that actually tastes good
When life gives you lemons, make grape juice and sit back to watch everybody wonder how you did it

Normal? What is that? Is it dangerous? NO! STAY AWAY I MIGHT GET THE 'NORMAL' VIRUS!!

if you like vocaloid please join this app. if you want to join here is the link:
http://sketchfu.com/app/55835-vocaloid-world
do not worry if you like vocaloid there is also a place for just anime!

real quotes xD
1- "I'VE GOT PRESENTS!?!??!"
7 PART 2- "I'M READY. I'M READY TO DIE."
I think this would be better:
1- "OMG I GOT PRESENTS LIKE OMG OMG" *skips down stairs like girl*
7 PART 2- "O HAI VOLDEMORT, IMA JUST LET CHOO KILL MEH NOW"
Or:
1- RON "HARRY YOU HAD PRESENTS, BUT I OPENED THEM AND DRACO TOOK THEM."
7 PART 2- HARRY "VOLDEMORT, I'M READY TO DIE." VOLDEMORT "I'M TOO TIRED RIGHT NOW...COME BACK LATER

STUPIDNESS TEST XD

[x] You have choked on water before.
[X] You have tripped.
[x] You have walked into a door.
[x] You have pushed a door the wrong way.
[x] You have walked into a wall.
[x] You have fallen going UP the stairs.
[ ] You have jumped off stairs and hit your head on whatever was above them.
[ ] You have been electrocuted by a light-switch or an outlet.
[x] You have put metal/aluminum in the microwave.
[x] Right after a commercial comes on you forgot the show you were watching.
[X] You have forgotten something that someone said.
[x] You sometimes don’t understand sayings / jokes, and it takes a long time to figure them out.
[x] You have been bleeding and not even noticed it.
[x] You've worn something backwards / inside out the whole day without knowing.
[ ] you have stuck a fork / knife in a toaster before.
[x] You have played with fire.
[x] You've tripped over your own shoelace
14 wow O.o am i rly that dumb


THINGS THAT CHANGED MY VIEW ON LIFE

1. you can never do nothing
2. everyone is dying
3. 2 year olds are learning a song about millions of people dying
4. everyone is crazy some are just crazier
5. no one is normal and if you are normal you don't exist
6. you never really know what's out there
7. nothing is perfect unless it's nonexistent
8. your whole life may just be one big dream
9. someone right next to you may be a hologram
10. people with paranoia will survive the longest in a supernatural situation
11. people who are crazy are usually right
12. you have to be insane to put up with me

pm me if u want to know the rest or have questions

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neko_girl_555 wrote (2 months ago)

all comments i just can't delete go below the line
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A_thea wrote (2 months ago)

Thank you~ (/=3=)/ ~~ ♥ (throws love :])

Firetail84 wrote (2 months ago)

O.C.=Original Character

Ssterri wrote (4 months ago)

☺IF U WERE KILLED TOMORROW,
I WOULDNT GO 2 UR FUNERAL.....
CUZ ID B IN JAIL 4 KILLIN THE PERSON THAT KILLED U!
WE ARE TRUE FRIENDS
WE RIDE TOGETHER
WE DIE TOGETHER

animegirl83 wrote (5 months ago)

Thank you for the cheers (/^_^)/~~~# *throws waffle* Thankyou!! xo

Diruga_Kira wrote (5 months ago)

Thanks you so Much...XDD
Happy Holyday..\\(≧▽≦)//

skibunny wrote (5 months ago)

hee hee hee. im gonna get under your LINE!
well, neko you are SUPA awesome :)
and you are one of me besties on here.
you are wicked friendly and kind(although mica seems a bit different...)
haha well tho better get under that line of yours.
or there WILL be problems... >.>
later gator!
xoxoxoxo
~Jayden