Sketchfu-ing since 07/29/2011 (user #246015)
i am nowhere because i am nothing and have no use or purpose :P and i'm fine with that
I HAVE MY REASONS!
DO NOT QUESTION MY REASONS!
THEY ARE GOOD REASONS!
REASONS YOU SHOULD LISTEN TO!
they my not be reasonable reasons
BUT THEY ARE GOOD REASONS ALL THE SAME!
i will accept any one who wants to be my stalker i have 6 already! ^_^
My Personal Info for all you stalkers :D
Name: u really expect me to do that?
Age: some were between 0 and ∞
Lives: some were right around here->
Species: what ever species i want
i love nekos and kitties cause they are so cute ^_^. i am easily impressed and a happy go lucky person. i am a very loyal friend. it is super hard 4 me 2 pick a favorite anything. this might sound weird but i love vinegar i don't know why it just tastes really good ^_^. i know u thing i'm weird but that just means i more exiting then u so ha.^_^ . . . . . i also suffer from MASS PARANOIA . . . . . i love this face ^_^. i don't have much confidence in my drawings because every one is so much better than me. but i hope 2 get better with practice.
. 0% zero
.█ 10% mentally ill .
.██ 20% bad speller \ grammar person .
.███ 30% never had pie .
.████ 40% sorry still neva had pie neva will .
.█████ 50% trust worthy .
.██████ 60% insane .
.███████ 70% kind .
.████████ 80% secret keeper .
.█████████ 90% weird .
.██████████ 100% smart .
.███████████ 200% good friend .
.████████████ 300% MASS PARANOIA .
.█████████████ 400% sensitive .
.██████████████ 500% imaginative .
.███████████████ 600% RP'er .
.████████████████ 700% full of contradictions
.█████████████████ 800% random
.██████████████████ 900% computer wuver
.███████████████████ 1000% ME
CAUSE U DON'T UNDERST
CAUSE U ARN'T ME
AND I'M NOT U
AND WE CAN TRY TO UNDERSTAND
WE CAN SAY WE UNDERSTAND
WE CAN ACT LIKE WE UNDERSTAND
WE CAN BELIVE WE UNDERSTAND
WE CAN THINK WE UNDERSTAND
BUT WE CAN'T!!!!!!!
If a pet dies 75% would say oh well they were a good pet 20%would cry their eyes out if you are one of the 5% that would give their pet a funeral then post this to your page
SORRY BUT I'M DELETING YOU FROM MY LIFE! Password: ******* ...LOADING...▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓ 99% ▒▒ ERROR! It is impossible to delete our friendship. You mean so much to me. Put this on your profile if you have a best-friend relationship you can never delete!
All of us have thousands of wishes. To be thinner, to be bigger, have more money, have a cool car, a day off, a new phone, to date the person of your dreams. A cancer patient has only one wish: to kick cancer's a**. I know that 97% of you won't post this as your status, but my friends will be the 3% that do. In honor of someone who died or is fighting cancer, or even had cancer, post this for at least one hour. ♥
John was driving when a policeman pulled him over. he rolled down his window and said to the officer, "is there a problem, officer?" "No problem at all. i just observed your safe driving and am pleased to award you a $5,000 safe driver award. what do you think your going to do with the money?" ohn thought for a minute and said "well, i guess ill go get that divers' license" Judi, sitting in the passenger seat, said to the officer, "Oh, dont pay attention to him- he's really smart when he's not drunk" Brian from the back seat said, i TOLD you guys we wouldnt get far in a stolen car!!!" at that moment, there was a knock from the trunk and a muffled voice said, "are we over the border yet!?"
3 drunk men hailed a taxi. The taxi driver figured out that they were drunk, so he just turned on the engine & switched it off and told them, "We have arrived." The 1st guy gave him money, the 2nd guy said "Thanks.", But the 3rd guy slapped the taxi driver. The taxi driver was stunned because he was hoping that none of them had realized that the car didn't move an inch. So he asked him, "What was that for?" The man replied, "Control your speed next time, you could've killed us!!!"
Here are some dumb actual labels on consumer goods:
On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. ( are you suppose to do that while sleepwalking?)
On a bag of Fritos! ..You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (the shoplifter special)?
On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (so there ARE soaps that are poisonous.)
On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (but, it's "just" a suggestion).
On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (well...duh, a bit late, huh)!
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (...and you thought?...)
On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (but wouldn't this save me more time?)
On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)
On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (and.. .I'm taking this because?...)
On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (as opposed to...what?)
On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)
On Sunsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (talk about a news flash)
On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." (Step 3: maybe, uh...fly Delta?)
On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." (I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)
On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands." (...I'm guessing there was a lot of this happening somewhere?)
Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the stupidity copy and paste this some where.
♦1. Hugs from behind.
♦2. Grab her hand when you walk next to each other(don't make her grab yours). ♦3. When standing, wrap your arms around her.
♦4. Cuddle with her.
♦5. DON'T FORCE HER TO DO ANYTHING.
♦6. Write little notes.
♦7. Compliment her Honestly.
♦8. When you hug her, hold her in your arms as long as possible.
♦9. Be super sweet to her.
♦10. Call her at night to wish her sweet dreams.
♦11. Comfort her when she cries.
♦12. Wipe away her tears
♦13. Love her with all your heart.
♦14. Pick her up and flirt with her (she'll scream and say "put me down" but really she loves it).
♦15. Be a gentleman (hold the door for her).
♦16. Don't let your friends talk trash about her, it'll get back to her! DONT ever act different in front of your friends than you are when its just you and her!!!! ♦17. Take her for a long walk at night!
♦18. Always bring a blanket where ever you go outside when its cold to comfort her and hold her close
♦19. NEVER LIE TO HER!!!!!! because then she will think everything you ever said to her was a lie, even "I love you"
IF A GIRL POSTS THIS ON THEIR PROFILE THEN THEY WANT YOU TO READ IT!!!!! duhh..
When she walks away from you mad===[ Follow her ]
When she stares at your lips===[ Kiss her ]
When she pushes you or hits you===[Grab her and don't let go ]
When she starts cursing at you===[ Kiss her and tell her you love her ]
When she's quiet===[ Ask her what's wrong ]
When she ignores you===[ Give her your attention ]
When she pulls away===[ Pull her back ]
When you see her at her worst===[ Say she's beautiful ]
When you see her start crying===[ Just hold her and don't say a word ]
When you see her walking===[ Sneak up and hug her waist from behind ]
When she's scared===[ Protect her ]
When she lays her head on your shoulder===[ Tilt her head up and kiss her ] When she steals your favorite hat===[ Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night]
When she teases you===[Tease her back and make her laugh ]
When she doesn't answer for a long time===[ Reassure her that everything is ok]
When she looks at you with dought===[ Back yourself up with the TRUTH ]
When she says that she likes you===[ She really does more than you could understand ]
When she grabs at your hands===[ Hold her's and play with her fingers ]
When she bumps into you===[ Bump into her back and make her laugh ]
When she tells you a secret===[ Keep it safe and untold ]
When she looks into your eyes=== [ Don't look away until she does ]
WHEN SHE MISSES YOU===[ SHE'S HURTING INSIDE ]
When you break her heart===[ The pain NEVER really goes away ]
When she says it's over===[ She STILL wants you to be her's ]
When she reposts this bulletin===[ She wants you to read it ]
WHY BOYS FALL IN LOVE WITH GIRLS Okay why do boys fall in love with girls? (This was written by a guy) Don't break this; it's so sweet! :)
1. They will always smell good even if it's just shampoo.
2. The way their heads always find the right spot on our shoulder.
3. How cute they look when they sleep.
4. 4. The ease in which they fit into our arms.
5. 5. The way they kiss you and all of a sudden everything is right in the world.
6. 6. How cute they are when they eat.
7. 7. The way they take hours to get dressed but in the end it makes it all worth while.
8. 8. Because they are always warm even when its minus 30 outside.
9. 9. The way they look good no matter what they wear.
10. 10. The way they fish for compliments even though you both know that you think she's the most beautiful girl on this earth.
11. 11. How cute they are when they argue.
12. 12. The way her hand always finds yours.
13. 13. The way they smile.
14. 14. The way you feel when you see their name on the your cell after you just had a big fight.
15. 15. The way she says "lets not fight anymore" - even though you know that an hour later....
16. 16. The way that they kiss after you have had a fight.
17. 17. The way they kiss you when you say "I love you".
18. 18. Actually...Just the way they kiss you...
19. 19. The way they fall into your arms when they cry.
20. 20. Then the way they apologize for crying over something that silly.
21. 21. The way they hit you and expect it to hurt. * i think every girl is guilty of this :)
22. 22. Then the way they apologize when it does hurt (even though we don't admit it).
23. 23. The way they say "I miss you".
24. 24. The way you miss them.
25. 25. The way their tears make you want to change the world so that it doesn't hurt her anymore... Yet regardless if you love them, hate them, wish they would die or know that you would die without them it matters not. Because once in your life, whatever they were to the world they become everything to you. When you look them in the eyes, traveling to the depths of their souls and you say a million things without trace of a sound, you know that your own life is inevitable consumed within the rhythmic beatings of her very heart. We love them for a million reasons, no paper would do it justice. It is a thing not of the mind but of the heart. A feeling. Only felt. This chain started in 2002. It is a love chain letter. In an hour you are supposed to repost this. Congratulations!! You have been chosen to participate in the LONGEST and the LUCKIEST chain letter on the internet. Once you read this letter, you must IMMEDIATELY (meaning within the hour) post it with the title "why do boys fall in love with girls? " After you send it, make a wish and it will come true...!!!
it is just so sweet ^_^
check of those that apply:
[ ] I do wear make up.
[x] I have cried in a movie theater.
[x] I can put mascara on without opening my mouth.
[x] I get jealous.
[ ] I think Johnny Depp is sexy
[x] I love to laugh.
[ ] I like death/grind/black metal.
[ ] I like rap.
[x] I like techno.
[ ] I like country.
[x] I carry a purse.
[x] I'd be lost without my computer.
[ ] I own a Spice Girls CD.
[ ] I own a Britney Spears CD.
[ ] I own a boy band CD.
[x]I get bored watching football.
[x] I've never been called a spoiled brat.
[x] Guys are confusing.
 I've been called a bad influence.
[ ] I have/had a piercing other than my ears. (actually i've never had a piercing)
to my friends~
iF SOMEONE JUMPED U
ILL JUMP THEM
iF SOMEONE ROBS U
ILL ROB THEM
iF SOME0NE HURTS y0U
i..LL KN0CK THEM 0UT
iF y0UR oN DRUGS
i..LL MAKE y0U ST0P
iF y0U JUMPED 0FF A BRiDGE
i..LL B 0N THA GR0UND T0 CATCH y0U
iF y0U CRy
iF y0UR KiCKED 0UT
i..LL TAKE y0U iN
iF y0UR W0RLD C0MES CRASHiN D0WN
iLL B STANDiN RiTE NEXT T0 y0u
WHAT IS YOUR USERNAME:neko_girl_555
SPELL IT BACKWARDS:555_lrig_oken
SPELL IT WITH YOUR ELBOW:neko_girl_555
SPELL IT WITH YOUR EYES SHUT:neko_girl_555
SPELL IT WWITH YOUR FOREHEAD:jh43io 0-0t69845op-=55
SPELL IT WITH YOUR LIPS:neko_girl_555
SPELL IT WITH YOUR NOSE:neko_girl_555
in conclusion....im bored put this on ur wall if u get bored easly
96% Of Teens WON'T Stand Up For God...Put This On Your Profile If You're One Of The 4% Who Will
----------///------I believe in the Lord God
---------///-------and I believe in Jesus
----////////////-----Christ as my savior
FACTS ABOUT YOU:
1. You are reading this.
3. You are now wondering why number 2 is blank
4 You are still reading this.
5. Did you notice, number 3. didn't have a dot?
6. You just went back to check; and I tricked you. It does.
7. You now want to slap me.
8. You are still reading this.
9. Wow! Your still going!!!!
10. Because I couldn't be bothered.
12. You are thinking that I am weird for saying that.
13. You are waiting for some more tricks.
14. You didn't realise I missed out number 11.
15. You are waiting for my reason for number 10.
16. 10 fits with question 3.
17. Pah!!!! You're still going!!!
18. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!! I MISSED OUT NUMBER 6!!!!!!!!!!!!!
19. You are going to check that now. It was still there.
20. There are 23 questions in this test.
21. You just went to check that there are 23 questions.
22. You just counted. Yeh, there's 23....?
********** There are no questions, but 23 statements*********
23. You are thinking this has wasted your time.
24. You are going to hold your breath, pass this on, and if you made it, its your excuse for getting
(> )>o so I was going to give you a cookie
.o<( <) But then i was like...
. (>o<) I LIKE COOKIES!!!
(> )>o Then i said sharing is caring....
.o<( <) But then i was like...
.(O__O) ITS MY COOKIE!!!
.o<( <) Imma eat the perttyy cookie!!
(> )># So, then i got you this lil waffle.
#<( <) but then I was like...
.(>#<) oh snap dis waffle be looking good!!!
(> <) "So I Ate The Perdy Waffle ^.^
When life gives you lemons, throw them back and yell, "What kind of demented apple is this!?"
-Unless life also gives you sugar and water, your lemonade is gonna stink!
-When life gives you lemons, make lemonade and then grab life demanding pie and cupcakes too!
-When life gives you lemons,build a lemonade stand and use the profits of your business to buy a machine gun. Let's see if life makes the same mistake twice.
-Life gave you lemons? Life didn't give me anything!
-When life gives you lemons, ask for a refund!!!
-When life gives you lemons, trade them for a fruit that actually tastes good
When life gives you lemons, make grape juice and sit back to watch everybody wonder how you did it
Normal? What is that? Is it dangerous? NO! STAY AWAY I MIGHT GET THE 'NORMAL' VIRUS!!
if you like vocaloid please join this app. if you want to join here is the link:
do not worry if you like vocaloid there is also a place for just anime!
real quotes xD
1- "I'VE GOT PRESENTS!?!??!"
7 PART 2- "I'M READY. I'M READY TO DIE."
I think this would be better:
1- "OMG I GOT PRESENTS LIKE OMG OMG" *skips down stairs like girl*
7 PART 2- "O HAI VOLDEMORT, IMA JUST LET CHOO KILL MEH NOW"
1- RON "HARRY YOU HAD PRESENTS, BUT I OPENED THEM AND DRACO TOOK THEM."
7 PART 2- HARRY "VOLDEMORT, I'M READY TO DIE." VOLDEMORT "I'M TOO TIRED RIGHT NOW...COME BACK LATER
STUPIDNESS TEST XD
[x] You have choked on water before.
[X] You have tripped.
[x] You have walked into a door.
[x] You have pushed a door the wrong way.
[x] You have walked into a wall.
[x] You have fallen going UP the stairs.
[ ] You have jumped off stairs and hit your head on whatever was above them.
[ ] You have been electrocuted by a light-switch or an outlet.
[x] You have put metal/aluminum in the microwave.
[x] Right after a commercial comes on you forgot the show you were watching.
[X] You have forgotten something that someone said.
[x] You sometimes don’t understand sayings / jokes, and it takes a long time to figure them out.
[x] You have been bleeding and not even noticed it.
[x] You've worn something backwards / inside out the whole day without knowing.
[ ] you have stuck a fork / knife in a toaster before.
[x] You have played with fire.
[x] You've tripped over your own shoelace
14 wow O.o am i rly that dumb
THINGS THAT CHANGED MY VIEW ON LIFE
1. you can never do nothing
2. everyone is dying
3. 2 year olds are learning a song about millions of people dying
4. everyone is crazy some are just crazier
5. no one is normal and if you are normal you don't exist
6. you never really know what's out there
7. nothing is perfect unless it's nonexistent
8. your whole life may just be one big dream
9. someone right next to you may be a hologram
10. people with paranoia will survive the longest in a supernatural situation
11. people who are crazy are usually right
12. you have to be insane to put up with me
pm me if u want to know the rest or have questions
I THROW MY SKITTLES IN THE AIR SOMETIMES
SAYIN' AYO, TASTE THE RAINBOW
I THROW MY SANDWICH IN THE AIR SOMETIMES
SAYIN' AYO, I WANTED MAYO
I THROW MY HOMEWORK IN THE AIR SOMETIMES
SAYIN' AYO, I'LL TAKE A ZERO
I THROW MY WAFFLE IN THE AIR SOMETIMES,
SAYIN' AYO, GUESS WHAT IT'S EGGO
I THROW MY SPANISH IN THE AIR SOMETIMES
SAYIN' AYO, NO COMPREHENDO
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