mrc0212

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Sketchfu-ing since 09/24/2010 (user #117321)

15, female

ashland

31 drawings

211 total views

3 funny

4 cute

1 impressive

About mrc0212

This is this cat
This is is cat
This is how cat
This is to cat
This is keep cat
This is an cat
This is idiot cat
This is busy cat
This is for cat
This is 40 cat
This is seconds cat

Now go back and read the third word in each sentence

Justin Beiber: HI! Would you like an auto graph?
Me: What?
Justin: An Auto Graph. Would you like one?
Me:...Who are you again?
Justin: Are you kidding me? It's me, Justin!
Me: I don't think I know a Justin...
Justin Beiber: JUSTIN! JUSTIN BEIBER!!
Me: Oh. I think I heard that name before...
Justin: yeah...?
Me: Yeah, When my dad was listening to the radio.
You have a really good singing voice.
Justin: Thanks.
Me: Yeah.. So are your a tomboy or something?
Justin: ... What...? A TOMBOY?
Me: Yeah, your wearing boy's clothes.
Justin: . . . O_O

PEPSI COLA WENT TO TOWN*
*DOCTER PEPPER KNOCKED HIM DOWN*
*PEPSI COLA GOT BACK UP*
*NOW YOUR DRINKIN 7 UP*
*7 UP GOT DA FLU*
*NOW YOUR DRINKIN MOUTIN DEW*
*MOUNTIN DEW FELL OFF DA MOUNTIN*
*NOW YOUR DRINKIN FROM A FOUNTIN*
*FOUNTIN BROKE*
*NOW YOUR DRINKIN PLAIN OLD COKE*

A bus carrying only ugly people crashes into an oncoming truck, andeveryone inside dies. As they stand at the Pearly Gates waiting to enterParadise and meet their maker, God decides to grant each person one wishbecause of the grief they have experienced.They're all lined up, and God asks the first one what the wish is. "Iwant to be gorgeous," and so God snaps His fingers, and it is done.The second one in line hears this and says "I want to be gorgeous too"Another snap of His fingers and the wish is granted.This goes on for a while with each one asking to be gorgeous, but whenGod is halfway down the line, the last guy in the line starts laughing.When there are only ten people left, this guy is rolling on the floor,laughing his head off.Finally, God reaches this last guy and asks him what his wish will be.The guy eventually calms down and says:"Make 'em all ugly again."NEXT TIME YOU'RE LAST IN LINE . . . Be Happy!!!!!

This famous Hair Stylist was doing a guy's hair. He got the least expesive style you could you get. The Stylist gave him the best hair cut in the world! He paid for it with a thousand dollar bill. The Hair Stylist looked at him and said "Are you forgetting something? What you forgot starts with a T and ends in an IP." "Oh yeah!' said the guy. "You want a tip here's one. DON'T EAT THE YELLOW SNOW!" The man walked away laughing. The Hair Stylist started crying, and an old lady came up and wacked him with her purse. "I'M NEXT," she said! Her hair was full of grease and slime. The Hair Stylist did an even better job on her hair cut. She looked stunning. She got the least exspensive hair cut too. She paid with a million dollar bill. "Here's your tip sonny," she said, and she handed him one peice of peppermint candy. She started walking away when the stylist called out "I'M ALLERGIC TO PEPPERMINT!" The stylist gave the candy to his friend who didn't like them. The friend gave it to the stylist's mom. That night the stylist went to his mom's and ate the candy by accident. That night he died of his seviere allergic reaction. THE END

96% of girls would die if Justin Beiber jumped off a bridge. Put this on your profile if you would be one of the 4% yelling, "JUMP, JUMP, JUMP, JUMP!!
96% of girls would kill themselves if Justen Beiber was about to jump off a cliff.
Paste this on your profile if ur part of the 4% shouting "JUMP JUMP JUMP!"

this is a story about two humans named jerry and steve and a man:
man:im sorry but pie is on the phone right now.
Jerry: auh man. i wanted pie for dessert!
steve:YO!!! im on the phone here!
man:here take 'em.
steve: what are you doing with me!!
Jerry's family eating dessert: GULP.
there stomachs: why did you eat me??!!!!???

"Ok, if we get caught, pretend we don't speak english."
...
-"What happened here?!?"
"No hablo ingles!"
-"Oh que paso?"
..."....RUUUUN!!"