mmselby

Sketchfu-ing since 03/22/2010 (user #68733)

14, female

my profile picture is of my dog Elvis before he passed away. R.I.P the best dot I have ever had and you where there before i was. you will always be missed and forever in my heart. I am just glad you are not in pain any more buddy,

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62 impressive

About mmselby

[O.o] - Moo, I'm a pig.
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[¬.¬] - Dude, you're an owl.
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[O.O] - GASP...my mother has lieded to me!
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[O.o] - have you seen my feather phone
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[¬.¬] - nope if i see it i'll give you a hoot
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[O.O] - ok thanks
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[¬.¬] - HOOT!!!HOOT!!!HOOT!!!
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[O.0]- YOU FOUND IT !!!!
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[ ^.^ ]-NOPE HE HE
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[O,O]-SIGH
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Have Hope <3
There is always a light at the end of the tunnel
Just pray it's not a train

Justin Bieber i hope your reading this then : GET A LIFE YOU MORON!

"Ok, if we get caught, pretend we don't speak english."
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-"What happened here?!?"
"No hablo ingles!"
-"Oh que paso?"
..."....RUUUUN!!"

Once upon a time, A man named Helen saw a squirrel. A squirrel covered in peanut butter. Immediately, the squirrel got out a bazooka, aimed, and shot. It shouted something in Norwegian. Studies have shown that the ancient aztecs taught the evil squirrels how to speak Norwegian. The translation to the squirrel's strange... language: "Where are my buttercup gorilla pants?" which could also mean "World Domination" in Mexican.

║║╔║║╔╗ ║ WeLcOmE tO mY pRoFiLe!
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║║╚╚╚╚╝ O

I don't sniff glue (constatantly twitching) i have never sniffed glue and i never will. (twitching constatantly) ;) ;) ;) ;) ;)() ()
12 things i know about you

1) you are reading this.
2) now you are saying/thinking that is a stupid fact.
4)you didn't notice that i skipped step 3.
5) you are checking it now.
6) you are smiling. â˜º
7) you are still reading this.
8) you know that all this is true maybe except for step 2.
10) you didn't notice that i skipped number 9
11) you are checking it now.
12) you didn't know that there are only 10 facts!!

97% of teens would cry if they saw Robert Pattison

You see a Kid abusing a puppy with a baseball bat enjoying its pain
97% would yell “STOP!!!”
2% would Cheer
1% would take the baseball bat and beat the kid upside the head with it and take the puppy to the vet.
Post this on your profile if you are that 1%

99% of teens Would die from a nervous breakdown if Justin Bieber jumped off a cliff. so if you're one of the 1% who had actually PUSHED him off, re-post this on ur profile

This is this cat
This is is cat
This is how cat
This is to cat
This is keep cat
This is an cat
This is idiot cat
This is busy cat
This is for cat
This is 40 cat
This is seconds cat

Now go back and read the third word in each sentence

Justin Beiber: HI! Would you like an auto graph?
Me: What?
Justin: An Auto Graph. Would you like one?
Me:...Who are you again?
Justin: Are you kidding me? It's me, Justin!
Me: I don't think I know a Justin...
Justin Beiber: JUSTIN! JUSTIN BEIBER!!
Me: Oh. I think I heard that name before...
Justin: yeah...?
Me: Yeah, When my dad was listening to the radio.
You have a really good singing voice.
Justin: Thanks.
Me: Yeah.. So are your a tomboy or something?
Justin: ... What...? A TOMBOY?
Me: Yeah, your wearing boy's clothes.
Justin: . . . O_O

You say Edward, I say Percy
You say Bella, I say Annabeth
You say Jacob, I say Luke
You say Washington, I say Camp Half-Blood
You say Vampires, I say Demigods
You say "How Romantic", I say, "Olympus!"
PUT THIS ON YOUR PAGE IF YOU LOVE Percy Jackson WAY MORE THAN TWILIGHT!

☻/ This is bob, copy paste him on
/▌ every profile you see so he can
/ \ take over Sketchfu. You've been Bobbed.

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PUT THIS ON YOUR PROFILE IF YOU EVER PUSHED A DOOR THAT SAID PULL.

PEPSI COLA WENT TO TOWN*
*DOCTER PEPPER KNOCKED HIM DOWN*
*PEPSI COLA GOT BACK UP*
*NOW YOUR DRINKIN 7 UP*
*7 UP GOT DA FLU*
*NOW YOUR DRINKIN MOUTIN DEW*
*MOUNTIN DEW FELL OFF DA MOUNTIN*
*NOW YOUR DRINKIN FROM A FOUNTIN*
*FOUNTIN BROKE*
*NOW YOUR DRINKIN PLAIN OLD COKE*

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Dear boys:
Step 1. Arrange two slices of bread next to each other.
Step 2. Take a butter knife and scrape butter out of the tub.
Step 3. Spread the butter on both pieces.
Step 4. Put a piece of deli meat on one slice of bread.
...Step 5. Put the other piece of bread, butter side down, on the piece with the deli meat.
Congratulations, you have made your own sandwich

A bus carrying only ugly people crashes into an oncoming truck, andeveryone inside dies. As they stand at the Pearly Gates waiting to enterParadise and meet their maker, God decides to grant each person one wishbecause of the grief they have experienced.They're all lined up, and God asks the first one what the wish is. "Iwant to be gorgeous," and so God snaps His fingers, and it is done.The second one in line hears this and says "I want to be gorgeous too"Another snap of His fingers and the wish is granted.This goes on for a while with each one asking to be gorgeous, but whenGod is halfway down the line, the last guy in the line starts laughing.When there are only ten people left, this guy is rolling on the floor,laughing his head off.Finally, God reaches this last guy and asks him what his wish will be.The guy eventually calms down and says:"Make 'em all ugly again."NEXT TIME YOU'RE LAST IN LINE . . . Be Happy!!!!!

1. I have a secret, go to 6
2. You fell for it again! The secrets coming so go to 12
3. This isn’t ending soon so just go to 9
4. You really listen to me, go to 10
5. The bees will get you go to 11
6. I forgot it, go to 13
7. If you want peace go to 15
8. I just wanted to say Hi! That’s the secret
9. If you’ve got this far go to 14
10. If you’re NOT bored of this go to 7
11. You want to know the secret? Get it from 2
12. I promise this is the last one so go to 8
13. Tricked you! Just go to 4
14. Keep going, keep going, just go to 5
15. Fooled you, HAHA go to 3 if you want this to end

Coca cola came to town
diet pepsi shot him down
dr pepper fixed him up
now were drinkin 7-Up
7-Up got the flu
now were drinkin mountain dew
mountain dew fell off the mountain
now were drinkin from the fountain
fountain broke had a stroke
now were drinkin cherry coke
cherry coke lost it's cherry
now were drinkin logan berry
logan berry, lost in sea
now were drinkin iced tea
ice tea died and chocked
now were back to drinkin COKE!

1. YOUR REAL NAME
Y do ya need ta know??

2. YOUR GANGSTA NAME:
(first 4 letters of real name + izzle.)
Maddizle

3. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME:
(fav color and fav animal)
Blue Dog

YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME:
(your middle name and the street you live on)
Mackienzie West Holt Ct.

5. YOUR STAR WARS NAME:
(the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name)
Selma

6. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME:
(Your 2nd favorite color, and favorite soft drink)
Green Chery Coke

7. YOUR IRAQI NAME:
(2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, any
letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your moms maiden name, 3rd
letter of dad's first name, 1st letter of a siblings first name, and last letter of your moms middle name)
Alzuvsn

8.YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME:
(both parents middle name)
Ann Henderson

9. YOUR GOTH NAME:
(Black and the name of one of your pets)
Black Casey

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Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄ƷDon't
Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄ƷKeep
Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄ƷMe
Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄ƷForever
Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄ƷLet
Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄ƷMe
Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄ƷFly
Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄ƷAway!

So there is a police officer and he says "everthing u say is being recorded and will be presented to a judge and used agenst you" and the criminal started to cry and sounds in pain and yells "PLEASE OFFICER DON'T HIT ME AGAIN!!!!"

This famous Hair Stylist was doing a guy's hair. He got the least expesive style you could you get. The Stylist gave him the best hair cut in the world! He paid for it with a thousand dollar bill. The Hair Stylist looked at him and said "Are you forgetting something? What you forgot starts with a T and ends in an IP." "Oh yeah!' said the guy. "You want a tip here's one. DON'T EAT THE YELLOW SNOW!" The man walked away laughing. The Hair Stylist started crying, and an old lady came up and wacked him with her purse. "I'M NEXT," she said! Her hair was full of grease and slime. The Hair Stylist did an even better job on her hair cut. She looked stunning. She got the least exspensive hair cut too. She paid with a million dollar bill. "Here's your tip sonny," she said, and she handed him one peice of peppermint candy. She started walking away when the stylist called out "I'M ALLERGIC TO PEPPERMINT!" The stylist gave the candy to his friend who didn't like them. The friend gave it to the stylist's mom. That night the stylist went to his mom's and ate the candy by accident. That night he died of his seviere allergic reaction. THE END

96% of girls would die if Justin Beiber jumped off a bridge. Put this on your profile if you would be one of the 4% yelling, "JUMP, JUMP, JUMP, JUMP!!
96% of girls would kill themselves if Justen Beiber was about to jump off a cliff.
Paste this on your profile if ur part of the 4% shouting "JUMP JUMP JUMP!"
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What is your name:mmselby
Spell it backwards: yblesmm
Spell it with ur elbow:m, kmdselpo;njuy78
Spell it with ur eyes shut: mmselby <-- I GOT IT!!!
Spell it with your forehead: mkjn ,mk,jn ewskji
Spell it with your nose: mmserlby <-- ALMOST!!!

R - Rinos eating nachos!
A - Apple! Hey hey apple!
N - NARNIA!
D - Dun, dun dun! I burnt your waffles! :O
O - OH NO! Fred is BACK!
M - Mice Meesse moose mooses ARE EATING ME!!! AAAAHHHHHH!!!!
~Post this onto your profile if you are R@/\/D0/\/\!~

Lryics to 'Who Says' by Selena Gomez!

I wouldn’t wanna be anybody else.
You made me insecure
Told me I wasn’t good enough
But who are you to judge
When you’re a diamond in the rough
I’m sure you got some things
You’d like to change about yourself
But when it comes to me
I wouldn’t want to be anybody else

Na na na
Na na na

I’m no beauty queen
I’m just beautiful me

Na na na
Na na na

You’ve got every right
To a beautiful life
C’mon

[Refrain]
Who says
Who says you’re not perfect
Who says you’re not worth it
Who says you’re the only one that’s hurting
Trust me
That’s the price of beauty
Who says you’re not pretty
Who says you’re not beautiful
Who says

Selena Gomez
It’s such a funny thing
How nothing’s funny when it’s you
You tell ‘em what you mean
But they keep whiting out the truth
It’s like a work of art
That never gets to see the light
Keep you beneath the stars
Won’t let you touch the sky

Na na na
Na na na

I’m no beauty queen
I’m just beautiful me

Na na na
Na na na

You’ve got every right
To a beautiful life
C’mon

[Refrain]
Who says
Who says you’re not perfect
Who says you’re not worth it
Who says you’re the only one that’s hurting
Trust me
That’s the price of beauty
Who says you’re not pretty
Who says you’re not beautiful

Who says
Who says you’re not start potential
Who says you’re not presidential
Who says you can’t be in movies
Listen to me, listen to me
Who says you don’t pass the test
Who says you can’t be the best
Who said, who said
Won’t you tell me who said that
Yeah, oh

[Refrain]
Who says
Who says you’re not perfect
Who says you’re not worth it
Who says you’re the only one that’s hurting
Trust me
That’s the price of beauty
Who says you’re not pretty
Who says you’re not beautiful

You know what?
I'm gonna attempt to bore you now.
It is raining outside..
I don't think it'll stop..
Hmm.
I'm hungry.
But what should I eat?
Poptarts?
No, too dry.
Granola Bar???
No, too common.
An Apple?
No, too nutritious.
Oh, well.
I'm sleepy.
But I don't wanna sleep.
There is also a hobo sleeping in my bed.
He stole it from me.
And now he is eating everything in my house.
Thats not good.
I must do something about this.
Will you help?
No?
I'm too annoying?
Pfft, you can't leave.
You can't stop reading no matter how hard you try.
I'm so addicting to read.
I'm irresistable.
And oh-so annoying.
And you can't deny it.
Either help me slay the hobo..
Or have me type this until the end of forever.
..You help me slay the hobo?
Great, we have an understanding.
Thank you.
I love you.
Come back tomorrow with a waffle and a bar of soap.
Good Day.

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