milkfox

add as a friend

Sketchfu-ing since 01/31/2011 (user #164930)

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Neverland

http://milkfox.com

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About milkfox

Well! As you probably already know I absolutely LUV Foxes and Dragons. My Gender? YOU WILL NEVER KNOW! So... I guess I'm an it? And yes! I AM 88 years old! Bet you cant even count that high! Ok. Anzway, my fav. color is blue & green and I like animals. Ta. Da. Thats all you need to know! Good day to you and don't forget to look at my piccys!!!! Or else... e.e

~Milkfox~ ಠ_ಠ

ATTENTION EVERYONE!!!! IF I DON'T ADD YOU AS A FRIEND I'M SORRY BUT USUALLY I LIKE TO GET TO KNOW SOMEBODY BETTER BEFORE I DO! NO HARD FEELINGS!

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(> )># So, i got you this lil waffle.
U..U

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.#<( <) but then I was like...
....U..U

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.(>#<) dis waffle be looking good!!!
.U....U

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You know what, i eatted da waffle

15 THINGS IM GOING TO DO AT WAL-MART

1. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals.

2. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

3. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
" 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

4. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

5. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

6. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

7. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

8. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

9. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

10. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

11. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.

12. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

13. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!"

14. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!

15. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "pikachu, I choose you!"

Repost this if you laughed...
Or are planning to do any of these things

...w... copy
...e... this
...r... paste
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...w... your
...o... profile
...l... to
...v... stop
...e.. werewolves
...s... being
...!... hated!!!

FAKE FRIENDS: Never ask for food
REAL FRIENDS: Are the reason you have no food.

FAKE FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr/Mrs.
REAL FRIENDS: Call your parents by their first names.

FAKE FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.
REAL FRIENDS: Would be sittin next to you sayin "Dang...... that was fun!"

FAKE FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry
REAL FRIENDS: Cry with you.

FAKE FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.

REAL FRIENDS: Keep your stuff so long they forget its yours.

FAKE FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Could write a book about you with direct quotes from you.

FAKE FRIENDS: Will leave you behind to be with the crowd.
REAL FRIENDS: Will get the whole crowd to come over to you.

FAKE FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
REAL FRIENDS: Would knock after they've let themselves in.

FAKE FRIENDS: Will talk bad to the person who talks bad about you.
REAL FRIENDS:knock them out.

FAKE FRIENDS: Would ignore this.
REAL FRIENDS: Will repost it

FAKE FRIENDS: Are for a while.
REAL FRIENDS: Are forever

92% of teenagers have turned to Hip Hop and Pop.If you are part of the 8% that still listens to real music, copy and paste this message to another 5 profiles. DON'T LET COUNRTY DIE!!!!

R-Retards

A-Attempting

P-Poetry

~REASONS TO JOIN THE DARK SIDE~ (If you wish to join add this list to your profile):
1. We have cookies (last I checked there was hot chocolate too)
2. Meet the recruitment bunny!
3. You get a cool dark cape that covers your whole body!
4. You get a really cool crazy laugh! Practice with me, people: MWA HAHAHAHA cough cough!
5. You get to walk out of shadows mysteriously and freak out the good guys!
6. One word: UNDERLINGS! Someone to get things for you when you're too lazy to do them yourself... Now that's the life!
7. Money, Money, Money : Ever notice that we are usually much richer than the good guys?
8. (Reason I joined) The cape, the gloominess, the shadows, the bunny, underlings and THE COOKIES!

-You laugh because I'm different........... I laugh cause I just farted!
-I called your boyfriend gay, and he hit me with his purse.
-I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather … Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.
-You’re just jealous because the voices only talk to me.
-When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
-I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.
-It takes 42 muscles to frown,28 muscles to smile,but only 4 muscles to reach out and slap someone.
-You can't spell 'funeral' without 'fun', nor 'manslaughter' without 'laughter'
-I had a friend once, but then the rope broke and he got away.

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NO WAI <----- If you think these owls are funny or you like them, put them on your profile

OWLS
`````(Who)`````
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(O.o)
/)__/ "Knock knock,"
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`````(Whoot)`````
,___,
(~.~)
/)__/ "Who's their?"
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,___,
(O.o)
/)__/ "Eat,"
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,___,
(~.~)
/)__/ "Eat Who?"
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(0,0) "No!!Don't eat me!!"
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FIRST REACTION:
Cigarettes: DON DO IT!
Sex: ew
Relationships: ew again
Power Rangers: pink
Crack: a nut
The President: of the United States of America!
Cars: My mom's car
Halloween: black cats
Religion: blank...
Myspace: moo
Worst fear: not being able to breath
Marriage: NEVEH!
Pass the time: Books! >8D
Cell Phone: BLUE
Pixie Stix: yum
Porta Potties: Jackass the Movie
High school: DUN Dun dun....!
Pajamas: silk
Wet Socks: swamp
Money: goldfish
Time: The Wheel of Time
The word HATE: you!