marnie6

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Sketchfu-ing since 06/24/2010 (user #92763)

female, single

i like cheese....

434 drawings

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36 funny

39 cute

26 impressive

About marnie6

H, I'm marni(not my real name)My fave color is green I like the black eyed peas, owl city, the beatles, and of course, Ke$ha.
I'm Team Edward. (Jake is OK)
I can't BELIEVE people say Edward is a "sparkly retard".
And I WOULD cry if he was gonna jump off a skyscraper!

Please don't say my drawings are bad- Gimme a break!

Name: Starts with B and is five letters
Age: 128
Favorite color: Green,black, yewow, pink, white, purple,sparkly, rainbow
Favorite food:Feta Cheese! (I'm weird....)
Signature:
marn-*

My favorite books are:
HUNGER GAMES!!!!!!!!!!!!
all of dem!
All Twilight Books (Omg did you like, see the movies? THE NEW ONE TOO!?)
pERCY jACKSON

97% of teens would cry if they
saw Robert Patterson
(Edward Cullen from Twilight)
standing on top of a sky scraper,
about to jump.
Only 3% would sit on a lawn chair,
eating popcorn screaming
"DO A BACK
FLIP YOU SPARKLY RETARD!"(That's rude! How do u know Rob doesnt have a Sketchfu account?! That hurts my feelings!) Those people don't understand cuteness when they see it with their own eyes! They also hurt the people who like Twilight! If you believe me and are one of the 90%
then copy this and paste it to your profile.
(Started by marnie6)

Put this on your profile if you are a Bieber Hater
(that one is stupid but true XD)

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****I love Sparkles****
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Put this on your profile if ya love sparkly people!!
ǝƃɐd ɹnoʎ oʇuo sIɥʇ ǝʇsɐd puɐ ʎdoɔ 'sʎɐs sɥʇ ʇɐɥʍ ʇno
ǝɹnƃIɟ oʇ ɥƃnouǝ ʇɹɐɯs ǝɹɐ noʎ ɟI

I'd Rather Go Naked Than Wear Fur!~Copy and paste this to your profile if you are against real fur things!
1) crack open your briefcase or handbag and say,
“Got enough air in there?”
2) stand motionless and silent in the corner facing the wall without getting off
3) when arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors, then act embarrassed when they open
4) greet everyone with a warm handshake then ask them to call you Admiral
5) meow occasionally
6) stare at another person for a while then say “You’re one of THEM” then back away slowly
7) say “DING!” at every floor
8) say “I wonder what these do?” then press all the red buttons
9) make explosion noises when anyone presses a button
10) stare, grinning at another person for a while then announce “ I don’t have any socks on”
11) when the elevator is silent, look around then ask “ Is that your beeper?”
12) try to make a personal phone call on an emergency phone
13) draw a little square on the ground with chalk then announce “ This is my personal space”
14) when there’s only one other passenger in the elevator poke them then act like in wasn’t you
15) push the buttons and act like they give you a shock, smile, then go back for more
16) ask if you can push the buttons for someone else then push the wrong ones
17) hold the doors open and say you’re waiting for a friend then after a while let the doors close and say “ Hey Greg, how was your day?”
18) drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to pick in up then yell
“Hey that’s mine!”
19) bring a camera and take pictures of all the passengers
20) pretend you’re a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with passengers
21) Swat at flies that don’t exist
22) Call out “Group hug!” then enforce it

FAKE FRIENDS: Never ask for food  
REAL FRIENDS: Are the reason you have no food.

  FAKE FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr/Mrs.
 REAL FRIENDS: Call your parents by their first names.

  FAKE FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.  
REAL FRIENDS: Would be sittin next to you sayin "Dang...... that was fun!"

  FAKE FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
 REAL FRIENDS: Cry with you.

  FAKE FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.  
REAL FRIENDS: Keep your stuff so long they forget its yours.

  FAKE FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.  
REAL FRIENDS: Could write a book about you with direct quotes from you.   

FAKE FRIENDS: Will leave you behind to be with the crowd.  
REAL FRIENDS: Will get the whole crowd to come over to you.

 FAKE FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
 REAL FRIENDS: Would knock after they've let themselves in.

  FAKE FRIENDS: Will talk bad to the person who talks bad about you.  
REAL FRIENDS: Will knock them out.

  FAKE FRIENDS: Are for a while.  
REAL FRIENDS: Are forever

  FAKE FRIENDS: Say "You deserve better"
 REAL FRIENDS: Prank call him at 1 in da morning makin' chicken noises and quackin'

☻/ This is bob, copy paste him on
/▌ every comment box you see so he can
/ \ take over Sketchfu. You've been Bobbed
f an animal was being beaten on the street, 90% of the people that saw it would either pretend they never saw it, ignore it and keep walking, or stand there and watch. Copy and paste if you are part of the 10% that would try to help the animal.
animal abuse is cruel
not cool
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( '_')
(> )># So, i got you this lil waffle.
U..U

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....('_' )
.#<( <) but then I was like...
....U..U

..(\_/)
.(O.O)
.(>#<) dis waffle be looking good!!!
.U....U

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(^-^)
(>#<)
U...U
You know what, ima eat da waffle.

~~~~~~~~~16 THINGS TO DO AT WAL-MART~~~~~~~~~
1.Get 24 boxes of *censored*s and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.
2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.
4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
" 'Code 3' in housewares".... and see what happens.
5. Go up to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.
8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"
9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.
10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.
11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.
12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.
13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"
14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!"
15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!
16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "go, pikachu, go

~~~~~~~~4 ways to be KICKED out of Wal-Mart~~~~~~~~
#1:If you can,write"I see dead people...." on the typewriters.
#2:Unwrap all the chocolate bars saying,"I've got to find that golden ticket.."
#3:Put a dora explorer doll in the middle of the store and if someone tries to pick it up,jump out and say,"SWIPER NO SWIPING!"
#4:Throw Skittles at people and shout,"Taste the Rainbow!!!!"

96% of girls would die if Justin Beiber jumped off a bridge. Put this on your profile if you would be one of the 4% yelling 'JUMP JUMP JUMP JUMP!'