lonelypony

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Sketchfu-ing since 09/19/2010 (user #116206)

18, female, single

<----- Yewwww!!! xD

145 drawings

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195 funny

209 cute

204 impressive

About lonelypony

Status: Online/offline.. Figure it out (;
Mood: Crap.
Daily Statement: -
THE LIST:
1. Introduction
2. Love✔
3. Light
4. Dark
5. Seeking Solace✔
6. Break Away
7. Heaven✔
8. Innocence
9. Drive
10. Breathe Again
11. Memory
12. Insanity✔
13. Misfortune
14. Smile
15. Silence
16. Questioning
17. Blood✔
18. Rainbow
19. Gray
20. Fortitude
21. Vacation
22. Mother Nature✔
23. Cat✔
24. No Time
25. Trouble Lurking
26. Tears✔
27. Foreign
28. Sorrow
29. Happiness✔
30. Under the Rain✔
31. Flowers
32. Night
33. Expectations
34. Stars
35. Hold My Hand
36. Precious Treasure
37. Eyes
38. Abandoned
39. Dreams
40. Rated
41. Teamwork
42. Standing Still
43. Dying
44. Two Roads
45. Illusion✔
46. Family
47. Creation
48. Childhood
49. Stripes
50. Breaking the Rules✔
51. Sport
52. Deep in Thought
53. Keeping a Secret
54. Tower
55. Waiting
56. Danger Ahead
57. Sacrifice
58. Kick in the Head
59. No Way Out
60. Rejection
61. Fairy Tale
62. Magic
63. Do Not Disturb
64. Multitasking
65. Horror
66. Traps
67. Playing the Melody
68. Hero
69. Annoyance
70. 67%✔
71. Obsession
72. Mischief Managed
73. I Can't
74. Are You Challenging Me?
75. Mirror
76. Broken Pieces
77. Test
78. Drink
79. Starvation
80. Words
81. Pen and Paper
82. Can You Hear Me?
83. Heal
84. Out Cold
85. Spiral
86. Seeing Red
87. Food
88. Pain
89. Through the Fire
90. Triangle✔
91. Drowning
92. All That I Have
93. Give Up
94. Last Hope
95. Advertisement
96. In the Storm
97. Safety First
98. Puzzle
99. Solitude
100. Relaxation

I am cool...in theory...;)

1. Hold your breath ♥
2. Go to your profile and add this ♥
3. Still holding your breath ♥
4. If you made it, your a good kisser ♥

A white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here."
The black man turned around and stood up. He then said:
"Listen sir....when I was born I was BLACK "
"When I grew up I was BLACK, "
"When I'm sick I'm BLACK, "
"When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, "
"When I'm cold I'm BLACK, "
"When I die I'll be BLACK."
"But you sir."
"When you are born you're PINK".
"When you grow up you're WHITE, "
"When you're sick, you're GREEN, "
"When you go in the sun you turn RED, "
"When you're cold you turn BLUE, "
"And when you die you turn PURPLE.
"And you have the nerve to call me colored?"
The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away..
Put this on your page if you HATE racism

║Gσt A Prσblεm...Sσlνε It
║Lσst?...Gεt Fσund
║Think I'm Trippin...Tiε Mч Shσε
║Cαn't Stαnd Mε...Sit Dσωn
║Cαn't Fαce Mε...Wεll Turn Arσund
║Lσvε Mε?...Grεαt
║Hαtε Mε?...Eνεn Bεttεr
║Think Im Uglч...Dσn't Lσσк At Mε
║Dσn't Likε Mч Stчlε...Dσn't Lιкє Yσurѕ
║Dσn't Knσw Mε... Dσn't Judge Mε
║Think Yσu Knσw Mε...Yσu Hαvε Nσ Idεα

96% Of Teens WON'T Stand Up For God...Put This On Your Profile If You're One Of The 4% Who Will
----------///------I believe in the Lord God
---------///-------and I believe in Jesus
----////////////-----Christ as my savior
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...P...Put this
...O...On your
...K...Profile
...E...To stop
...M...Pokemon
...O...From being
...N...Hated!!
..!!...It shows you care.

Things to do in a lift to annoy people
1) crack open your briefcase or handbag and say, “Got enough air in there?”
2) stand motionless and silent in the corner facing the wall without getting off
3) when arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors, then act embarrassed when they open 4) greet everyone with a warm handshake then ask them to call you Admiral
5) meow occasionally
6) stare at another person for a while then say “You’re one of THEM” then back away slowly
7) say “DING!” at every floor
8) say “I wonder what these do?” then press all the red buttons
9) make explosion noises when anyone presses a button
10) stare, grinning at another person for a while then announce “ I don’t have any socks on”
11) when the elevator is silent, look around then ask “ Is that your beeper?”
12) try to make a personal phone call on an emergency phone
13) draw a little square on the ground with chalk then announce “ This is my personal space”
14) when there’s only one other passenger in the elevator poke them then act like in wasn’t you
15) push the buttons and act like they give you a shock, smile, then go back for more
16) ask if you can push the buttons for someone else then push the wrong ones
17) hold the doors open and say you’re waiting for a friend then after a while let the doors close and say “ Hey Greg, how was your day?”
18) drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to pick in up then yell “Hey that’s mine!”
19) bring a camera and take pictures of all the passengers
20) pretend you’re a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with passengers
21) Swat at flies that don’t exist
22) Call out “Group hug!” then enforce it.............

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----\\\-///----Your
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------///\-----If you are against
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---///--\\\---Abuse

╔╗╔═╦╗ Put this on your page
║╚╣║║╚╗If you love to laugh!
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A guy and a girl were riding on a motorcycle...
Girl: "Slow down I'm scared."
Guy: "No this is fun."
Girl: "No it's not, please, it's way to scary!"
Guy: "Then tell me you love me."
Girl: "I love you, now slow down."
Guy: "Now give me a big hug."
She gave him a big hug.
Guy: "Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself? It's bothering me".
Girl: Took the helmet
In the newspaper the next day a motorcycle crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it and only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road the guy realized that the breaks were out and he didn't want the girl to know. Instead he had her hug him and tell him she loved him one last time. Then he had her put his helmet on so that she would live even if it meant that he would die. If you would do the same for a person you love then put this on your profile.

Coca Cola came to town
Diet Pepsi shot him down
Dr Pepper fixed him up
Now we're drinking 7-Up
7-Up got the flu
Now we're drinking Mountain Dew
Mountain Dew fell off the mountain
Now were drinking from the fountain
Fountain broke, had a stroke
Now were drinking Cherry Coke
Cherry Coke lost it's cherry
Now we're drinkin Logan Berry
Logan Berry, lost at sea
Now were drinking iced tea
Ice tea died and choked
Now we're back to drinking COKE!

------------------Girls
------------Are Like Apples
--------On Trees. The Best Ones
------Are At The Top Of The Tree
----The Boys Don't Want To Reach
---For The Good Ones Because They
-Are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead they Just Get The Rotten Apples
-From The Ground That Aren't As Good,
But Easy. So the apples at the top Think
Something is wrong with Them When In
--Reality, They're Amazing. They Just
---Have To Wait For The Right Boy To
------Come Along, The One Who's
------------Brave Enough To
-----------------Climb All
------------------The Way
-----------------To The Top
----------------Of The Tree

¢αℓℓιηg мє FAKE ωση'т мαкє уσυ REAL,
¢αℓℓιηg мє STUPID ωση'т мαкє уσυ SMART,
¢αℓℓιηg мє WEAK ωση'т мαкє уσυ STRONG,
¢αℓℓιηg мє UGLY ωση'т мαкє уσυ PRETTY,
¢αℓℓιηg мє MEAN ωση'т мαкє уσυ NICE,
¢αℓℓιηg мє WEIRD ωση'т мαкє уσυ COOL,
¢αℓℓιηg мє USELESS ωση'т мαкє уσυ PERFECT,
¢αℓℓιηg мє POOR ωση'т мαкє уσυ RICH,
¢αℓℓιηg мє GUILTY ωση'т мαкє уσυ INNOCENT,
¢αℓℓιηg мє α LIAR ωση'т мαкє уσυ HONEST,
¢αℓℓιηg мє α LOSER ωση'т мαкє уσυ α WINNER,
¢αℓℓιηg мє α NERD ωση'т мαкє уσυ POPULAR,
¢αℓℓιηg мє α COWARD ωση'т мαкє уσυ BRAVE,
¢αℓℓιηg мє α SLAVE ωση'т мαкє уσυ α MASTER,
¢αℓℓιηg мє α FAILURE ωση'т мαкє уσυ SUCCESSFUL,
¢αℓℓιηg мє FAT ωση'т мαкє уσυ SKINNY
ѕσ ωну вσтнєя...؟
єνєяу ιηѕυℓт уσυ мαкє ιѕ σηℓу нυятιηg YOU!

Can you raed tihs? Olny srmat poelpe can. I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg.The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. If you can raed tihs cpoy and ptsae tihs msgaese.

I am Holly
I am a labrador retriver puppy
This is my story:
My mommy told me she loved me, then sold me away.
To a bad bad person, I do not know his name
He hit me and kicked me
I wish we would set me free
I whimper in pain and he kicks me once more
"Stupid mutt" he says as he walks out the door
I'm sorry im making this tragedy rhyme
But I wish I could hear "I love you" one more time
I'm locked in the bathroom, and I cry
I wish I could see that nice blue sky
I've been here a long time, my stomach grumbles
Then I hear a person's mumbles
Are they going to let me out? Will they set me free?
No, it's just my master, coming in to pee.
No! He's hiding from the police.
Maybe their here to make this torture cease
Yes! They find him and they let me out
They take me to the pound and I wander about
Now im adopted, I live in a very nice place.
This is my story please copy and paste
If you hate animal abuse
If you don't I'll chew up your shoes
NO, NOT THE SHOES! ANYTHING BUT THE SHOES! But seriously guys, animal abuse is wrong, trust me, I could give you a whole speech about how sick and disgusting it is. The bottom line is that animals are creatures too, just like us, and they therefore deserve to be treated with the love and care that we do. Would you like to be abused? Didnt think so. So stop the abuse, before its too late.

You say Edward, I say Harry.
You say Bella, I say Hermione.
You say vampire, I say wizard.
You say romance, I say magic.
You say Forks, I say Hogwarts.
You say Volturi, I say Death Eaters.
You say Twilight, I say HARRY POTTER ALL THE WAY!!!

You know you're truly crushing on someone when...
1. You think about them 24/7
2. You scribble their name down on every blank piece of paper you can find
3. You stare at them when you're near them
4. You're nervous and never know what to say around them
5. You write your name with their surname
6. You have dreams about them
7. Their smile cheers you up on the darkest of days
8. You memerize everything about them
9. You're heart beats faster and harder when they're around
10. You fantasize about being with them

WARNING! YOU ARE NOW ENTERING THE COPYRIGHT SECTION OF MY PROFILE! FROM HERE ON, COPY AT YOUR OWN RISK!

Hi! Ma name is lonelypony (not my real name, obviously) but you can call me lonely, pony, lo-po, whatever you like really, as long as it doesnt involve whales! I like to think of myself as a friendly, humourous person, ask anyone! Anyway, feel free to send me a friend request (I will happily accept), a message or anything of the sort, I don't bite...much... AND PLEASE CHEER MA DRAWINGS!!!
Thanky!

You say Edward, I say SHOES!
You say Jacob, I say SHOES!
You say Bella, I say SHOES!
You say Twilight, I say...lemme think...SHOES!!!
I like shoes, okay?

I am like a rose, a bit prickly on the outside, but if you can get past all those thorns, I am beautiful...and I smell good! :P

MY DRAWING LIST - PLANETS:
Mercury✔
Venus✔
Earth✔
Mars✔
Jupiter✔
Saturn✔
Uranus✔
Neptune✔
Pluto✔
COMPLETED!!!
CHECK THEM OUT AND CHEER!!!