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lolstar

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Sketchfu-ing since 12/05/2009 (user #50361)

17, female, taken

♥~HoNk HoNk

♥♥♥♥♥♥GaMzEe x tAVROS ♥♥♥♥♥♥

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199 cute
242 impressive

About lolstar

OZBERT!!! OUO OUO OUO OUO OUO OUO


RP RP RP RP RP RP RP RP ITS ALL I DO I LIVE RP I BREATHE RP I DO RP AND NOTHING WILL STOP ME FROM RPING


100% DANNYxSAM FAN
10000000000%FENTONxPHANTOM FAN

If several inanimate objects hate you copy and paste this into your profile.


If you ever threatened a computer or video game console, copy and paste this in your profile.



FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."

FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall.

BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?"

FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince.

BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you.

FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying.

BEST FRIENDS: Will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!"

FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda.

BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you.

FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month.

BEST FRIENDS: Will throw you a tampon and push you in.

FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain.

BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and says, "Run - beep - run!"

FRIENDS: Will help you move.

BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies.

FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.

BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.

BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN!" we messed up!

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.

BEST FRIENDS: Won’t tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when you’re not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.

BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.

BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.

BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.

BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.

BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.

BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies)

BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.

BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Girl drink the rest of that! You know we don't waste!"









Kylie, the youngest daughter of the devil himself, has found herself in some deep trouble. shes now blind and mute roming the depths of Hell in exile. how? She helped a trapped angel escape the depths of Hell. Angering her father so greatly he sent Hellhounds to attack her. the clawed her blind. When she asked her father why she desivered such a cruel and unruly punishment he had her moush stiched closed for talking out of place then exiling her to roam Hell forever in solitude. will she ever find her way out of Hell, or is he doomed to be alone forever?

yup im writing a book and shes the main character. for more details please PM me :3

kylie: http://chibidemonsouls.deviantart.com/art/Kylie-202473684




My mom is engaged!!!!!!!!!!
Life is short,
Break the rules,
Forgive quickly,
Kiss slowly,
Love truly,
Laugh uncontrollably,
And never regret anything
that made you smile.

lol my new fave song

a is amber who drowned in a pool

b is for billy who was eaten by ghouls

c is for curt with disease of the brain

d is for daniel derailed on a train

e is for eric who was buried alive

f is for frank who was stabbed through the eye

g is for greg who died in the womb

h is for heather who was sealed in a tomb

one by one we bite the dust

we kick the bucket and begin to rust

give up the torch when the number's up

we all fall down

ashes to ashes bones to paste

you'll wither away in your resting place

eternity in a wooden case we all fall down

i is for iaasac who lost his front brakes

j is for johnny who was bitten by snakes

k is for kimmy who was shot in the head

l is for larry who bled and bled

m is for marie who was burnt to a crisp

n is for nick pummelled by fists

o is for olive who lived life too fast

p is for pat who swallowed some glass

one by one we bite the dust

we kick the bucket and begin to rust

give up the torch when the number's up

we all fall down

ashes to ashes bones to paste

you'll wither away in your resting place

eternity in a wooden case we all fall down

q is for quentin who turned the wrong trail

r is for rayna who rotted in jail

s is for steve who was shot with a bow

t is for tony who froze in the snow

u is for urich who was trampled by hooves

v is for vanessa who fell off her roof

w is for will who was hit by a car

x is for xavier who was sunk in the tar

y is for yessy who fell from a plane

z is for zach who simply went insane





I'm Sorry...

For all the mean things I might have said.

I'm Sorry... For all the things I did or didn't do.

I'm Sorry... If I ever ignored you.

I'm Sorry... If I ever made you feel bad or put you down.

I'm Sorry... If I ever thought I was bigger or better than you.


I am Sorry... For everything wrong I've ever done.

I Luv You ( not mushy gushy)... I'll always be here for you.
I'm writing this because what if tomorrow never comes?
What if you never get to say good-bye or give a BIG hug
to the people you care about?

What if you never get to say I'm sorry or I
love you?


* Because what if tomorrow never comes?

I LUV YOU!

FRIENDS ALWAYS!!!

SEND THIS TO ALL THE PEOPLE YOU LUV!!!!!

Including Me!

I luv you!



heres a cute fluffy DP fan fic for DannyxSam lovers


http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6768096/1/Sam_and_Danny_oh_my_my_my


warrior cat quotes:

"You idiot!" she spat, flattening her ears. "What are you doing in my territory?"
"Drowning?" replied Graystripe.
The silver tabby flicked her ears, and Fireheart saw a glimmer of amusement in her eyes. "Can't you drown yourself in your own territory?"
Graystripe's whiskers twitched. "Ah, but who would rescue me there?" he rasped.

"I hope he has them chasing blue squirrels all day!" Graystripe hissed to Fireheart as they headed toward the corner where a few pieces of fresh-kill remained from last night. "But there aren't any blue squirrels," Fireheart mewed in confusion.
"Precisely!" Graystripe's amber eyes gleamed.

"Haven't you noticed?"
"Noticed what?"
Cinderpelt opened her eyes and lifted her head. "Fireheart, every cat in the Clan can see the Sandstorm is very, very fond of you!"

Fireheart watched as Cloudtail turned her away from the terrible sight and covered the injured side of her face with slow, gentle licks. "You're still beautiful to me" he told her. "You always will be"

"I'm not frightened of joining StarClan." Crowpaw spat back. "The forest is dying anyway. At least in StarClan, Feathertail will be waiting for me!"

http://www.youtube.com/user/AkatsukiCora?feature=mhum#p/f/8/0SJPCdafnLo - already over- red

You never go
Your always here (suffocating me)
Under my skin
I cannot run away
Fading slowly

I'd give it all to you
Letting go of me
Reaching as I fall
I know it's already over now
Nothing left to lose
Loving you again
I know it's already over, already over now

My best defense, running from you (Cost me everything)
I can't resist, take all you want from me
Breaking slowly

I'd give it all to you
Letting go of me
Reaching as I fall
I know it's already over now
Nothing left to lose
Loving you again
I know it's already over, already over now

You're all I'm reaching for
It's already over
All I'm reaching for
It's already over now

I'd give it all to you
I offer up my soul
It's already over, already over now

Give it all to you
Letting go of me
Reaching as I fall
I know it's already over now
Nothing left to lose
Loving you again
I know it's already over now
It's already over now
I know it's already over, already over




http://www.youtube.com/user/AkatsukiCora?feature=mhum#p/f/9/uJMMyRp7E1Y danny phantom AMV- already over- red



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9VrqHIWdg2M

Now!

I can feel the animal inside
And my resolve is weakening
Pounding on the doors of my mind
It's nearly overpowering
I cannot begin to describe
The hunger that I feel again
Run if you intend to survive
For the beast is coming to life
Taking form in the glimmer
Of this tainted moonlight
Death approaches on this night

For the animal's soul is mine
We will be completed
Right before your eyes
I have no control this time
And now we both
Shall dine in hell tonight

I can hear it calling again
The primal need is filling me
Changes are about to begin
And now my blood is boiling
I can see the fear in your eyes
But you can't bring yourself to scream
Time to shed the mortal disguise
For the beast is coming to life
Taking form in the glimmer
Of this tainted moonlight
Death approaches on this night

For the animal's soul is mine
We will be completed
Right before your eyes
I have no control this time
And now we both
Shall dine in hell tonight

We begin the hunt and I
Feel the power course
As the creatures take flight
For the kill is close
And I will be satisfied
For the smell of fear tonight
Wakes an ancient lust
That will not be denied
You're mine

For the animal's soul is mine
We will be completed
Right before your eyes
I have no control this time
And now we both
Shall dine in hell tonight

For the animal's soul is mine
And the world around
Will never hear your cries
An unholy crime
And now we both
Shall dine in hell tonight


The pain I can control
The pain that makes me whole
The pain that stops and brings some tears
The pain that erases all my fears
The pain that I inflict with this knife
The pain that might be last in my life
The pain that brought me to my knees
The pain that woahed me full of pleas
The pain that made me see the light
The pain that is bringing me home tonight
The pain that is wrong and bitter
The pain that makes me feel fitter
The pain that my friends say is wrong
The pain that makes me feel so strong
The pain that makes my friend sad, and cry
The pain that makes her want to die
The pain thats not just pain to me
The pain that makes everyone see
The pain that thats tearing me apart
The pain thats ripping apart my heart
The pain that I'm addicted to
The pain I can't give up. Not even for you..

Things to do in an elevator

1) crack open your briefcase or handbag and say,
“Got enough air in there?”
2) stand motionless and silent in the corner facing the wall without getting off
3) when arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors, then act embarrassed when they open
4) greet everyone with a warm handshake then ask them to call you Admiral
5) meow occasionally
6) stare at another person for a while then say “You’re one of THEM” then back away slowly
7) say “DING!” at every floor
8) say “I wonder what these do?” then press all the red buttons
9) make explosion noises when anyone presses a button
10) stare, grinning at another person for a while then announce “ I don’t have any socks on”
11) when the elevator is silent, look around then ask “ Is that your beeper?”
12) try to make a personal phone call on an emergency phone
13) draw a little square on the ground with chalk then announce “ This is my personal space”
14) when there’s only one other passenger in the elevator poke them then act like in wasn’t you
15) push the buttons and act like they give you a shock, smile, then go back for more
16) ask if you can push the buttons for someone else then push the wrong ones
17) hold the doors open and say you’re waiting for a friend then after a while let the doors close and say “ Hey Greg, how was your day?”
18) drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to pick in up then yell
“Hey that’s mine!”
19) bring a camera and take pictures of all the passengers
20) pretend you’re a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with passengers
21) Swat at flies that don’t exist
22) Call out “Group hug!” then enforce it.

GRAND KIDS
1. She was in the bathroom, putting on her makeup, under the watchful eyes of her young granddaughter, as she'd done many times before. After she applied her lipstick and started to leave, the little one said, "But Gramma, you forgot to kiss the toilet paper good-bye!" I will probably never put lipstick on again without thinking about kissing the toilet paper good-bye..
( 2) My young grandson called the other day to wish me Happy Birthday. He asked me how old I was, and I told him, 62. My grandson was quiet for a moment, and then he asked, "Did you start at 1?"
(3). After putting her grandchildren to bed, a grandmother changed into old slacks and a droopy blouse and proceeded to wash her hair.. As she heard the children getting more and more rambunctious, her patience grew thin. Finally, she threw a towel around her head and stormed into their room, putting them back to bed with stern warnings. As she left the room, she heard the three-year-old say with a trembling voice,"Who was THAT?"
(4). A grandmother was telling her little granddaughter what her own childhood was like: "We used to skate outside on a pond. I had a swing made from a tire, it hung from a tree in our front yard. We rode our pony. We picked wild raspberries in the woods." The little girl was wide-eyed, taking this all in. At last she said, "I sure wish I'd gotten to know you sooner!"
(5). My grandson was visiting one day when he asked, "Grandma, do you know how you and God are alike?" I mentally polished my halo and I said, "No, how are we alike?''.... .. "You're both old," he replied.
(6). A little girl was diligently pounding away on her grandfather' s word processor. She told him she was writing a story.. "What's it about?" he asked. "I don't know," she replied. "I can't read."
( 7).. I didn't know if my granddaughter had learned her colours yet, so I decided to test her. I would point out something and ask what colour it was. She would tell me and was always correct. It was fun for me, so I continued. At last, she headed for the door, saying, "Grandma, I think you should try to figure out some of these yourself!"
(8). When my grandson Billy and I entered our vacation cabin, we kept the lights off until we were inside to keep from attracting pesky insects. Still, a few fireflies followed us in. Noticing them before I did, Billy whispered, "It's no use Grandpa. Now the mosquitoes are coming after us with flashlights. "
(9). When my grandson asked me how old I was, I teasingly replied, "I'm not sure..." "Look in your underwear, Grandpa," he advised, "mine says I'm 4 to 6."
(10). A second grader came home from school and said to her grandmother, "Grandma, guess what? We learned how to make babies today." The grandmother, more than a little surprised, tried to keep her cool.. "That's interesting, " she said, "how do you make babies?" "It's simple," replied the girl. "You just change 'y' to 'i' and add 'es'."
( 11). Children's Logic: "Give me a sentence about a public servant," said a teacher. The small boy wrote: "The fireman came down the ladder pregnant." The teacher took the lad aside to correct him. "Don't you know what pregnant means?" she asked. "Sure," said the young boy confidently. "It means carrying a child."
( 12). A grandfather was delivering his grandchildren to their home one day when a fire truck zoomed past. Sitting in the front seat of the fire truck was a Dalmatian dog. The children started discussing the dog's duties. "They use him to keep crowds back," said one child. "No," said another. "He's just for good luck." A third child brought the argument to a close."They use the dogs," she said firmly, "to find the fire hydrants."
( 13).. A 6-year-old was asked where his grandma lived. "Oh," he said, "she lives at the airport, and when we want her, we just go get her. Then, when we're done having her visit, we take her back to the airport."
( 14). Grandpa is the smartest man on earth! He teaches me good good things, but I don't get to see him enough to get as smart as him!
( 15). My Grandparents are funny, when they bend over you hear gas leaks, and they blame their dog



http://www.youtube.com/user/AkatsukiCora?feature=mhum#p/a/f/1/k1bbohrgJE4

http://www.youtube.com/user/AkatsukiCora?feature=mhum#p/a/f/2/9x3jN5Pm9A0

AGAIN I WILL KILL YOU SO HARD YOU WILL DIE TO DEATH!!!!!!!

theres no "lol" in lawl but there is a "aw" :3

IZ GOTZ A TABLET NOW :D!!!!!!!!!!!

When life gives you lemons, throw them back and yell, "What kind of demented apple is this!?"
-Unless life also gives you sugar and water, your lemonade is gonna stink!
-When life gives you lemons, make lemonade and then grab life demanding pie and cupcakes too!
-When life gives you lemons,build a lemonade stand and use the profits of your business to buy a machine gun. Let's see if life makes the same mistake twice.
-Life gave you lemons? Life didn't give me anything!
-When life gives you lemons, ask for a refund!!!
-When life gives you lemons, trade them for a fruit that actually tastes good
-WHEN LIFE GIVES YOU LEMONS, MAKE GRAPE JUICE JUST TO CONFUSE EVERYONE!

owns my eyes
owns my hair
owns my smile
owns my love
owns my heart
owns my peircings
owns my belly
owns my hips
owns my life
owns my frown
owns my legs
owns my arms
owns my hands
owns my clothes
owns my ears
owns my name
(just ask if you want too own something

98% of teenagers do drugs, have sex, and drink alcohol...put this in your profile if you like chocolate chip cookies



► Play. The Moments
▌▌ Pause. The Memoriies
■ Stop. The Pain
◄◄ Rewiind. The Happiness


.█ 0 % normal
.★.██ 20% mean
.☆.███ 30% hyper
.★.████ 40% competative
.☆.█████ 50% stupid
.★.██████ 60% annoying
.☆.███████ 70% emo (me no cut)
.★.████████ 80% violent
.☆.█████████ 90% neon
.★.██████████ 100% creative
.☆.███████████ 200% computer adicted
.★.████████████ 300% animal lover
.☆.█████████████ 400% weird
.★.██████████████ 500% wolf lover
.☆.███████████████ 600% dog lover
.★.████████████████ 700% lover
.☆.█████████████████ 800% Awsome
.★.██████████████████ 900% Artist
.☆.███████████████████ 1000% ME!!!


Hey Miley, Didn't u kno ur party in the USA couldn't start till Ke$ha walked in ?(:

FAKE FRIENDS: Never ask for food
REAL FRIENDS: Are the reason you have no food.

FAKE FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr/Mrs.
REAL FRIENDS: Call your parents by their first names.

FAKE FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.
REAL FRIENDS: Would be sittin next to you sayin "Dang...... that was fun!"

FAKE FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
REAL FRIENDS: Cry with you.

FAKE FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
REAL FRIENDS: Keep your stuff so long they forget its yours.

FAKE FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Could write a book about you with direct quotes from you.

FAKE FRIENDS: Will leave you behind to be with the crowd.
REAL FRIENDS: Will get the whole crowd to come over to you.


FAKE FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
REAL FRIENDS: Would knock after they've let themselves in.

FAKE FRIENDS: Will talk bad to the person who talks bad about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Will knock them out.

FAKE FRIENDS: Would ignore this.
REAL FRIENDS: Will repost it

FAKE FRIENDS: Are for a while.
REAL FRIENDS: Are forever.




♥♥♥♥♥ i ♥ hannahmontana1432. ♥♥♥♥♥


100 drawing challenge:
1. Introduction- done
2. Purpose - done
3. Love - done
4. Friendship - done
5. Music - done
6. Paper - done
7. Flowers - done
8. Sky - done
9. Beautiful - done
10. Tears - done
11. Smile - done
12. Blood - done (saddly :( )
13. Hand in Hand - done
14. Cute - done
15. Sorrow- done
16. Agony - done
17. Family- done
18. Light- done
19. Dark - done
20. Solitude - done
21. Suffer- done
22. Death - done
23. Pain- done
24. Forsaken- done
25. Sick- done
26. Bored
27. Wrath
28. Breathe
29. Awake
30. Asleep
31. Daybreak
32. Dusk
33. Oblivion
34. Embrace
35. Simplicity
36. Sea
37. Forest
38. Longing
39. Redemption
40. Rejection
41. Understanding
42. Misunderstanding
43. Food
44. Illusion
45. Sweet
46. Rain
47. Hot
48. Insanity
49. Tough Luck
50. Creation
51. Universe
52. Royal
53. Time
54. Dreams
55. Unreachable
56. Path
57. Memories
58. Chains
59. Numbers
60. School-life
61. Bittersweet
62. Happiness
63. Obsession
64. Will
65. Night
66. Sunset
67. Tropical
68. Words
69. Killing
70. Unrequited
71. Reunion
72. Red
73. Impossible
74. Laughter
75. Locked
76. Sacrifice
77. Hearts
78. Listen
79. Moon and Stars
80. Sun and Clouds
81. Imperfection
82. Personality
83. The Past and the Future
84. Decision
85. Hold
86. Unspoken
87. 666
88. Prayer
89. Life
90. Pride
91. Desire
92. Eyes
93. Wish
94. Freedom
95. Lies
96. Truths
97. Bonds
98. Soul
99. Lost
100. Thanks

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DmFXdr5eTtk&feature=related


████████████
██---Warning---██
██-this person-██
██-is Random-██
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1. YOUR REAL NAME
Caroline Michele Garrison (lawl michelle is usualy spelled wif t l's but mine spelled wif one)

2. YOUR GANGSTA NAME:
(first 4 letters of real name + izzle.)
caroizzle (wtf) (XDDD)

3. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME:
(fav color and fav animal)
blackwolf (now thats awesomeZ)

4. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME:
(your middle name and the street you live on)
michele manor knoll

5. YOUR STAR WARS NAME:
(the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name)
garca (sounds like garra)

6. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME:
(Your 2nd favorite color, and favorite soft drink)
purple pepsi (great i fight crime by throwing pepsi at ppl and getting SUPER sugar rushes epic....)

7. YOUR IRAQI NAME:
(2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, any
letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your moms maiden name, 3rd
letter of dad's middle name, 1st letter of a siblings first name, and last letter of your moms middle name)
criumbe ( looks like crumb to me...)

8.YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME:
(both parents middle name)
caroline micheal (but my real name is caroline :O)

9. YOUR GOTH NAME:
(Black and the name of one of your pets)
black cody (ok..)


/l、
゙(゚、 。 7
 l、゙ ~ヽ
 じしf_, )ノ this is kitty help her take over all the yarn in the world


"Love is the beauty of the soul."


" Find a guy who calls you beautiful instead of hot, who calls you back when you hang up on him, who will lie under the stars and listen to your heartbeat, or will stay awake just to watch you sleep... wait for the boy who kisses your forehead, who wants to show you off to the world when you are in sweats, who holds your hand in front of his friends, who thinks you' re just as pretty without makeup on. One who is constantly reminding you of how much he cares and how lucky he is to have YOU... The one who turns to his friends and says, thats her.






-stuff about me :3-

name: cora (caroline but most ppl call me cora)

age: ill tell you never!!!MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

gender: you can't guess??? (its next to mi pic -_-)

hair: black-ish brown...ish

eyes: black

fave song(s) (at the moment): http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jZwLsvO6YTw&feature=related

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5T2J-NLtEMs&feature=related

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j-IkE5TtO2U&feature=related

mood: ehh just questioning my mental health AGAIN.

hunger: full ^^

fave show: THE NANNY!!!!!! GO FRAN!!!!!!!!

ya i guess thats it (still think im going insane litteraly tho T_T)

WOO HOO GO THREE DAYS GRACE I KNOW ALL THE WORDS TO EVERY SONG THEY'VE MADE AND I HAS ALL THEIR ALBUMS!!!!!!!!! :3 :D :D:D

If you think that those stupid kids should just give that God-forsaken Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile


If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile
(does being a zombie count as alive? 0.o)


If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy and paste this into your profile.

Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If you've read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list:danyan, StarDragon411, Mystic Katt, TrueThinker, Softballgirl9411,Witchdoctor42, zara2148, crazyvi, DannySamLover20 echostar123 (lolstar)

If you've ever copied and pasted something into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile

If you like filling your profile with 'copy this into your profile' thingys, then COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!! xD

If you are obsessed with Danny Phantom, copy and paste this to your profile

If you support Danny/Sam, post this on your profile.

If you completely hate Nick for ending production on Danny Phantom, copy and paste this into your profile.








10% Human
██ 20% Animal
███ 30% Animal Lover
████ 40% Nature Lover
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███████ 70% Reader
████████ 80% naruto Fan
█████████ 90% "I Text LOLZ"
██████████ 100% Girly-girl.....JUST KIDDING!!!!!
███████████ 110% ME



check out mi playlist!

http://www.playlist.com/playlist/20760400139



If 500 people put this on their profile, Justin Bieber will go through puberty


it takes real skill
>>to trip on a rock<< :)

*PEPSI COLA WENT TO TOWN*
*DOCTOR PEPPER KNOCKED HIM DOWN*
*PEPSI COLA GOT BACK UP*
*NOW YOUR DRINKIN 7 UP*
*7 UP GOT DA FLU*
*NOW YOUR DRINKIN MOUNTAIN DEW*
*MOUNTAIN DEW FELL OFF DA MOUNTAIN*
*NOW YOUR DRINKIN FROM A FOUNTAIN*
*FOUNTAIN BROKE*
*NOW YOUR DRINKIN PLAIN OLD COKE*

D:< GAH I HATE COKE!!!!!!!!





I WILL KILL YOU SO HARD YOU WILL DIE TO DEATH.

most times im friendly, but mess with my friends, expect your WORST nightmares to have EVEN WORSE nightmares.....


Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, WHERE THE HECK IS THE CELING?!

Im ramdom and dont you forget it :) ramdomness is a virtue




0% Pink,Girly, and Frilly stuff (ewwww *pukes* pink!)
█ 10% Prep (i cant help it)
██ 20% meep LOL
███ 30% crazy
████ 40% funny
█████ 50% awesome
██████ 60% happy (ehh maybe...)
███████ 70% meeper
████████ 80% prettyful
█████████ 90% singer
██████████ 100% LOL
████████████ 125% artist
███████████████ 150% wolf and cat lover (duhhh)
█████████████████ 175% goth (duhh)
████████████████████ 200% ME!!! :D darkness is mi bestist friend >:3






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(S)even
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happy emo poem
when im sad i cut meself......a peice of cake!!
when im depressed i hang meself......flowers!!
when i miss someone i pm them!!
put this on ur page if your a happy emo!!


╔═╦══╦═╗ Put this on your
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╚═╩╩╩╩═╝ Emos



when u cry
i cry
when u laff
i laff
when u jump off a bridge
i laff even harder :]

Girl: I'm always here for you
Boy: I know ..=(
Girl: What's wrong?
Boy: I like this girl so much ....
Girl: Talk to her
Boy: I don't know. She won't ever like me ....
Girl: Don't say that. You're amazing.
Boy: I just want her to know how I feel.
Girl: Then tell her.
Boy: She won't like me....
Girl: How do you know that?
Boy: I can just tell...
Girl: Well just tell her.
Boy: What should I say
Girl: Tell her how much you like her
Boy: I tell her that daily
Girl: what do you mean?
Boy: I'm always with her. I love her.
Girl: I know how you feel. I have the same problem. But he'll never like me
Boy: Wait. Who do you like?
Girl: Oh some boy
Boy: Oh... she won't like me either.
Girl: She does
Boy: How do you know..
Girl: Because, who wouldn't like you?
Boy: You
Girl: You're wrong, I love you.
Boy: I love you too.
Girl: So are you going to talk to her?
Boy : I just did...






i talk to the characters on the TV...
But they never seem to listen. :/

But what if it hurts us?
That's why you go first.


I LUVS NARUTO HE IS SO NARU-licious!!!!!!!

I am Holly
I am a labrador retriver puppy
This is my story:
I my mommy told me she loved me, then sold me away.
To a bad bad person,I do not know his name
He hit me and kicked me
I wish we would set me free
I whimper in pain and he kicks me once more
"Stupid mutt" he says as he wakls out the door
I'm sorry im making this tragedy rhyme
But I wish I could hear "I love you" one more time
I'm locked in the bathroom, and i cry
I wish i could see that nice blue sky
I've been here I long time, my stomach grumbles
Then I hear a person's mumbles
Are they going to let me out? Will they set me free?
No, it's just my master, here to pee.
No! He's hiding from the police.
Maybe their here to make this torture cease
Yes! They find him and they let me out
They take me to the pound and I wander about
Now im adopted, I live in a very nice place.
This is my story please copy and paste
If you hate animal abuse
If you don't I'll chew up your shoes



██ 10% Beyblader
███ 20% Video Game Player
████ 30% Deidara Fan o3o
█████ 40% CHIKA BOOM CHIKA wut
██████ 50% HULA HULA HULA HOOP
███████ 60% CHEESE
████████ 70% Kataang!
█████████ 80% Zuko Fan!!!
██████████ 90% Caffine Pills
████████████ 100% Spazz
███████████████ 110% Chiken?
█████████████████ 120% Most likely in a strait jacket
████████████████████ 130% PURE NARUTO FAN

98% of teens say "I love you" and don't mean it....I am one of the 2% that do mean it. If you are too, copy and paste this onto your profile

The hardest thing the rainbow has to do– telling you that you didn't win. And if you need some time to yourself right now, the rainbow understands.





y fave Justin Bieber quotes XD (Copy and paste the following if you think Justin Bieber sucks)

"Oh that Justina Bieber, She's the finest fox out there!" "Oh wait.. thats a dude?"

No Justin Bieber you don't love that girl, you're 12.

"Alvin the chipmunk has a deeper voice than Justin Bieber."

"Awww! She has such a pretty voice! Oh wait.. thats Justin Bieber."

"What the heck?! Vauldemort isn't a lady! But Justin Bieber is."

"Justin Bieber, you don't love that girl, you're twelve."

Justin Bieber needs to go through puberty.

"If thats Justin Bieber in dude form, whats he like in girl form?!"

"Justin Bieber~ 'I'ma tell you one more time' Then he says it 20 more times."

Let's all beat the puberty out of Justin Bieber!

I know girls with deeper voices than Justin Bieber.

When Justin Bieber says "one less lonely girl" I think he means himself.

"Imma tell you one time.." Liar. You said that at least 25 times.

Justin Bieber, Michael Jackson, and Lady Gaga should have done a song together. It would only make sense, nobody knows what gender either of them are..

"That girl has such a pretty voice!" - "Mom, that's Justin Bieber."

I like how Lady Gaga has a deeper voice than Justin Bieber.

When Justin Biebers song came on the radio my dad said "Her voice is great!"

Nobody over the age of 18 listens to Justin Bieber.

if naruto was real 99% of teen girls would glomp him. the 1% would kill the rest and have him all to her self.
(lol im the 1% who would kill u all!!!! MY NARUTO!!!!! DIE HINATA HES MINE!!!!!!! >:D)


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things to do during the last day of school

1. greet everyone in the morning saying "hello juvi breaker! wonderful day huh?"
2. look around and just stay quiet, when somebody asks what r u doing say "im watching my friend flip the fly fly around!"
3. poke who ever is near you, keep doing it till they get annoyed with you or yell
4. take pictures and make sure you can make the photos look blurry or bad and do it 3 times and say "one more!"
5. when somebody is near you that you dont really like do this!
me: "knock knock!"
friend: "whos there?"
me: "I KILL U!"
friend: "i kill who?"
me: "me!!! i kill u!!!!!" XDDDD
6. just before the bell rings pretend to be a spaz and have a spaz attack and yell "IM FLIPPING OUT LIKE A NINJA!!!"
7. sing the happy song
8. say random stuff like "MEH LIKE PIE!" when they ask u if ur happy.
9. scare somebody




I PLAY THE PIANO!!!!!!!! xp xp!!!!!!!



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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ldQQhjStkT4&amp;feature=relatedalice



alice of human sacrfice english lyrics:

The first Alice was brave
She entered Wonderland with sword in hand
She cut down countless creatures,
She left a bright red path in her wake.
That Alice is in the forest,
imprisined for sin.
Aside from the path she made in the forest, there is no sign that she existed.

The second Alice was calm
He sang a song in Wonderland.
Spreading out countless notes
He created a mad world.
That Alice was a rose,
Shot down by a madman.
He makes one bright red flower bloom,
Admired by all, he withers.

The third Alice was a young girl,
A beautiful figure in Wonderland.
Deceiving countless people,
She created a strange country.
That Alice was the country's queen,
Possessed by a warped dream.
Fearing her decaying body,
She ruled from the summit of the country.

Following the small path through the forest,
Having tea beneath the roses
The invitation card from the palace was the Trump Card of Hearts.

The fourth Alice was twin children,
Entering Wonderland out of curiosity.
Passing through countless doors,
They had only just recently come.
A stubborn sister and an intelligent brother.
They came the closest to being the true Alice, but...
They won't wake from their dream.
They got lost in Wonderland.


i LOVE naruto naruto and hinata for ever!!!!!!
i LOVE Teen titans star rob forever!!!!!!!!
some what a twilight fan just in it to see victoria go down in flames littearly. >:D
i draw wolve s cats and ppl mostely cats tho cause i am good at them
I LOVE warriors.
my fav cat couples:
firestar X sand storm
firestar X spottedleaf
bluestar X oakheart
brambleclaw X squirrelflight
crowfeather X feathertail
crwofeather X leafpool
Lionblaze X cinderheart
Lionblaze X heathertail
Jayfeather X cinderheart
jayfeather X briarlight
Dovepaw X Tigerheart
yea i have an app about that...... so join if u want

anyway, i love cats demons and demon cats.

if u add me as a friend talk to me first gawd!

i love alice and winderland GO CHESHIRE CAT!!!! i has 2 cheshire compassion books and a cool purse.

goals:
one day be an animater
learn to draw people -_-
be a writer
be a chef
own atleast 2 cats
name them echo and star
be an artist
GET A DRAWIN PAD FOR COMPUTER
make alot of friends! ^^

my roleplay ppl:

echowing
species: cat
color: silver tabby
gender: girl duh
eye color: misty blue eyes
scars: scratch through one eye
book: warriors

echo
species: umbreon
color: cheshire cat looking with pointed teeth and able to smile
gender:girl
scars: none
other: can turn into any pokemon and disapear like mist
show: pokemon

chi
species: umbreon
color: black with red eyes and markings that are ushualy yellow
gender: girl
markings: scratch through eye and torn ear
other: very long front claws and sharp fangs that stick out of mouth. chi means blood in japanese.

cora
species: human
hair color: purple up in pigtails
eye color: blood red
outfit: akasuki cloak with two swords
scars: one scratch through eye
other: is a tailed beast. a black cat with 12 tails fangs and blood red eyes also has a demon form with wolverine claws wings devil spike tail red glowing eyes and raspy voice
show: naruto


thats my roleplay ppl i use most.







97% of teens would cry if they
saw Robert Patterson
(Edward Cullen from Twilight)
standing on top of a sky scraper,
about to jump.

If you're one of the 3%
who would sit, eating
popcorn screaming
"DO A BACK
FLIP YOU SPARKLY RETARD!"
then copy this and paste it somewhere!


jpanese word for vampire: Kyuuketsuki

japanese word fore werewolf: Ookami ningen

japanese word for sacred fire: Seika

Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway

~It takes true skill to trip on flat surfaces
~it takes true skill to walk into open doors.
~Be a fruit loop in a world of cherrios
~Friends are like potatoes: If you eat them, they die
~They say you never know what you've got until it's gone. Then why don't you use a dictionary instead of losing something?


Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils

What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere?
'Hold my purse.'

What you call dog with no legs?
Don't matter what you call him, he ain't gonna come.

Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance?

Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling.

Constantly choosing the lesser of two evils is still choosing evil.

If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?

I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places. -


The greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do

When I was kidnapped, my parents snapped into action. They rented out my room.

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.

Worst excuse for not turning in homework: I couldn't find anyone to copy it from.



Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain.




He who laughs last didn't get it.



Everyone has photographic memory; some just don't have the film.



There are three sides of an arguement -- your side, my side and the right side.


Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.



If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button.




The road to success is always under construction.


There is a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot.



Car service: If it ain't broke, we'll break it.



Ideas don't stay in some minds very long because they don't like solitary confinement.



Whatever it is -- I didn't do it!



You know the speed of light;so what is the speed of dark ?


“I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.”


“Dogs have Owners, Cats have Staff.”

“There is a theory which states that if ever for any reason anyone discovers what exactly the Universe is for and why it is here it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable. There is another that states that this has already happened.”


“You know, somebody actually complimented me on my driving today. They left a little note on the windscreen, it said 'Parking Fine.'”





“When choosing between two evils, I always like to try the one I've never tried before.”
















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If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile.

I called Justin Bieber gay, so he hit me with his purse

Bing stands for "Because It's Not Google"

quote: Any one can draw,but the time of work pulls through



you say im not like everybody, but im not everybody, im everbody else.

=They're laughing at us because we're idiots,
but we're laughing at them because they just figured that out.



You say Cops,
I say Agents.
You say Weapons,
I say Missoles.
You say ID,
I say Badge.
You say Scientist,
I say Forensics Expert.
You say Employer,
I say Co-worker.
You say Boss,
I say Director.
You say CSI,
I say NCIS.


suicide is a way of telling God
"YOU CANT FIRE
ME I QUIT"
but i will never do it! =)


:) I've been having a good day. Wait untill someone messes it up...:)



"Flying is just learning to throw yoursef at the ground and miss."


"You laugh because I'm different, I laugh because you're all the same." - Unknown

QUESTIONS THAT HAUNT ME!
These are great ones....some of them you have probably heard.
enjoy!!!





Can you cry under water?


How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?


Why do you have to 'put your two cents in'... But it's only a 'penny for your thoughts'? Where's that extra penny going to?



Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity?


Why does a round pizza come in a square box?


What disease did cured ham actually have?


How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?

Why is it that people say they 'slept like a baby' when babies wake up like every two hours?


If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?



Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV?


Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?


Why do doctors leave the room while you change?
They're going to see you naked anyway...


Wh y is 'bra' singular and 'panties' plural?


Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?


If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a stupid song about him?



If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?


Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours?
They're both dogs!


If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that ACME crap, why didn't he just buy dinner?


If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from?


If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?


Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?


Why did you just try singing the two songs above?


Why do they call it an asteroid when it's outside the hemisphere, but call it a hemorrhoid when it's in your butt?


Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him for a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?

Why, Why, Why


Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are getting dead?

Why do banks charge a fee on 'insufficient funds' when they know there is not enough money?

Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?


Why do they use sterilized needles for death by lethal injection?

Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?

Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a revolver at him?

Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?

Whose idea was it to put an 'S' in the word 'lisp'?

If people evolved from apes,
Why are there still apes?

Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white?

Is there ever a day that mattresses
Are not on sale?

Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized?

Why do people keep running over a string a dozen times with their vacuum cl eaner, then reach down, pick it up, examine it, then put it down to give the vacuum one more chance?

Why is it that no plastic bag will open from the end on your first try?

How do those dead bugs get into those enclosed light fixtures?

When we are in the supermarket and someone rams our ankle with a shopping cart then apologizes for doing so, why do we say, 'It's all right?' Well, it isn't all right, so why don't we say, 'That really hurt, why don't you watch where you're going?'

Why is it that whenever you attempt to catch something that's falling off the table you always manage to knock something else over?

In winter why do we try to keep the house as warm as it was in summer when we complained about the heat?

How come you never hear father-in-law jokes?

And my FAVORITE........
The statistics on sanity is that one out of every four persons are suffering from some sort of mental illness. Think of your three best friend s -- if they're okay, then it's you.



Do you ever wonder why you gave me your e-mail address in the first place?




~~~Now send this on to your friends and make them smile too!~~~

****A day without a smile is like a day without sunshine!****









Normally you sleep soundly, but the thunderstorm raging outside is stirring you from your sleep. You begin to doze, then another crash jolts you awake. The cycle lasts most of the night. So you lay there, eyes open and outward, looking at your room stretching out before you in oblong shadows. Your eyes move from nameless object, to object, until you reach your mirror, sitting adjacent to you across the room.

Suddenly a flash of lighting, and the mirror flickers in illumination. For a scant second the mirror revels to you dozens of faces, silhouettes within its frame, mouths open and eyes blackened. They stare out at you, their black pupils fixed upon your face.

Then it is done. Are you sure of what you have seen? Unsettled, you don’t sleep for the rest of the evening. The next morning you remove the mirror from your wall and toss it in the trash. It didn’t matter if the vision you had seen was of truth or falsehood, you wanted to be rid of that mirror. In fact, you scrap every mirror in your house.

Weeks pass and the event of that night falls into passive memory. You are spending the day at a friend’s house and it’s time to use the bathroom. While you are in there the faucet starts to run without you prompting it. Taken aback by this, you do not yet act, trying to reason with your paranoia in your mind. The water starts to steam and a skin of moisture covers the mirror up above. You’re watching intently as words form: “Please return the mirrors. We miss watching you sleep at night.”
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i was once the deputy of riverclan until leapordstar tryed to kill me now i am leader of cityclan a clan of she cats who steel phones and name our selves after txt talk like my deputy is omgstar. we have met a few forest cat on our adventures in the woods but i dont like how there is no phone conection. HOW DO THEY SURVIVE WITHOUT CELL PHONE!!!! i have 20 lives and is the strongest leader of all the clans... i have met a odd group of cats called spiret clan i met swiftpaw there and me and my cats went and joined the clan we now dont use phones anymore. *grons* but we have many adventures and i have learned alot about starclan. i still have 20 lives and me my deputy and swiftpaw are the bestest friends or bffflols (best feamle friend for life or longer) all is good. then spiret clan was destroyed and me omgclaw, and swiftsky went and made iceclan. omg and i changed our names to icestar, and foxclaw. foxclaw(60sgirlOMG)

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96% of teens Would die from a nervous breakdown if Miley Cyrus jumped off a cliff. so if you're one of the %4 who would go there and yell "JUMP JUMP JUMP JUMP!" then put this on your profile.

copy and paste this if u r the 1% would run up and push the jonos brothers off a building while video taping it!

97% of teen population would be dead if Abercrombie & Fitch/ Hollister/ American Eagle/ and Juicy decided breathing wasn't cool. Repost this as your signature if you would be one of the 3% who would be in the background laughing at them. lol that is so true!

95% of teens wouls go insane with out a cell phone. post this on your profile if u r the 5% who would desrtoy your phone anytime.

yea i know my pic is freaky and would most likely make a 3 year old pee his pants but hay i LOVE pet sematary 2

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animals should be
treated with the
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thats what hapened to the dog in my pic. sombody didnt take very good care of him so now he wants revenge!!!!!!!!!









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Put this on your profile if you are in band class in middle school!


60sgirlOMG i will see u at school and see all my latest art!!!!!!!! X3 X3 X3 X3 X3!!!!! kitty!!!


ice clan cats.
leader:
me! lolstar (icestar)- pure white she cats with ice blue eyes

medcinecat
snowleaf -pure white tom with amber eyes

aprentences:
patchpaw- white tom with tortise shell patches on his back.

sweetpaw white she cat with pink eyes

whitepaw pure white tom. blind in 1 eye

jaypaw white she cat with golden strips on her back.

nightpaw white she cats with black paws and back.

warriors. (she catsand toms without kits)

winterstorm: white tom with blinding gold eyes

sunclaw: golden she cat with white stripes.

brambleswipe: black cat with white head and paws.

swiftsky: black she-cat with blinding blue eyes.

foxclaw: red she cat with a bushy tail with a white tip like a fox. with black paws.

onefang: brod tom with one fang black with white spotts on back.

queens. (she cats with or about to have kits)

brisleclaw: white she cat with long fur
kits: snowkit midnightkit littlekit

heatherpelt: golden she cat with black and white paws.
kits: tonykit tigerkit lionkit caremalkit

littleclaw tall she cat with tiny paws.
kits: mosskit stonekit and lillykit

elders. (clan cats to old or to sick to hunt for the clan. retired warriors )

onefoot: white tom missing a paw

pinkwiskers: she cat with pink wiskers

novoice: black she cat with white ear who cant talk.

oneear: small tom with one ear torn off.

that is ice clan.

other clans:
waterclan
fireclan
airclan
demonclan
cloudclan (starclan in my warriors series.)

lolstar

apprentences1.hold your breath
2.go to your profile or a picture and add this
3.still hoding your breath
4.if you made it your a good kisser


Make a sequal!!!!!!! put this on your profile if you think tim burton should make a nigtmare before christmas 2

jack and sally 4ever...

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96% Of Teens WON'T Stand Up For God...Put This On Your Profile If You're One Of The 4% Who Will
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choose your side...
good...
or...
EVIL!!!!!!!!


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*Hamster Adoption Club!!!**your profiel
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THIS IS IMPORTANT PLEEEEEEEEEEEESE READ



People who love and care animals,
Please spread this copy and paste this on your account or send it to your friend
All animal abusers just stop, just think if you were the animal
and you were treated so badly, and then the next day you were going to be put DOWN to DEATH, becuase they think you were too UGLY to be adopted, how would that make you feel???
I am not asking for war, but I am asking you to stop this instance NOW
I hope you hear me ASPCA don't think your that perfect,nobody is. if you love animals, than why are you putting them down, and feeding horrible food, and putting them in a cage thats uncomftorable?? Explain me that?
I hope you learned your lesson if you did, then copy and paste this message NOW!!! >:U






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Join z dark side reasons:
1 we have cookiez(last time i checked)
2 we taste like wafflez



We are wolves,
part of a pack,
we scare,
we glare,
we cover our tracks.
We prowl,
we growl,
we howl as one,
We have no wings, yet we try to reach higher
Just out of reach of the morning sun,
As if our souls are on fire!





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Friends or Best Friends???

to All my friends:

Friend: calls your parents by Mr. and Mrs..
Best friend: calls your parents by there first names or Mom and Dad.


Friend: has never seen you cry
Best Friend: has always had the best shoulder to cry on

Friend: never asks for anything to eat or drink
Best friend: opens the fridge and makes herself at home

Friend: asks you to write down your number..
Best friend : they ask you for their number (cuz they can't remember it)

Friend: borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back..
Best friend: has a closet full of your stuff and keeps it so long they forget that its urs

Friend: only knows a few things about you
Best friend: could write a biography on your life with quotes

Friend: Would knock on your front door.
Best Friend: Would knock after they've let themselves in.

Friend: Will talk bad to the person who talks bad about you.
Best Friend: Will knock them out.

Friend: Would ignore this.
Best Friend: Will repost it

Friend: will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing
Best friend: will always go with you

Friends Forever!
Written with a pen

Sealed with a kiss

If you are my friend,

Please answer this:

Are we friends or are we not?

You told me once, but I forgot..

So tell me now and tell me true,

So I can say, I am here for you.

Of all the friends I've ever met,

You're the ones I won't forget..

And if I die before you do,

I'll go to Heaven

And wait for you.

Show your friends how much you care.
Best Friends Forever
No matter what u do
I'll b there 2 care for u





ǝƃɐd ɹnoʎ oʇuo sIɥʇ ǝʇsɐd puɐ ʎdoɔ 'sʎɐs sɥʇ ʇɐɥʍ ʇno ǝɹnƃIɟ oʇ ɥƃnouǝ ʇɹɐɯs ǝɹɐ noʎ ɟI




10% human
██ 20% animal
███ 30% Youtuber
████ 40% Animal Lover
█████ 50% Nature Lover
██████ 60% Artist
███████ 70% Reader
████████ 80% Twilight Fan
█████████ 90% Werewolf
██████████ 100% Vampire
███████████ 110% ME!!!!!!







[1] ι иєє∂ тσ тєℓℓ уσυ α ѕє¢яєт ℓσ0к αт 5
[2] тнє αиѕωєя ιѕ ℓ0σк αт 11
[3] ∂σит gєт мα∂ ℓ0σк αт 15
[4] ¢αℓм ∂σωи ∂σи'т вє мα∂ ℓ0σк αт 13
[5] fιяѕт ℓ0σк αт 2
[6] ∂σит вє тнαт αиgяу ℓ0σк αт 12
[7] ι נυѕт ωαитє∂ тσ ѕαу нι
[8] ωнαт ι ωαитє∂ тσ тєℓℓ уσυ ιѕ...тнє αиѕωєя ιѕ σи 14
[9] вє ραтιєит ℓ0σк αт 4
[10] тнιѕ ιѕ тнє ℓαѕт тιмe, ℓ0σк αт 7
[11] ι нσρє уσυ'яє иσт мα∂ ωнєи ι ѕαу тнιѕ ℓ0σк αт 6
[12] ѕσяяу ℓ0σк αт 8
[13] ∂σи'т gєт мα∂ ℓ0σк αт 10
[14] ι ∂σит киσω нσω тσ ѕαу тнιѕ ℓ0σк αт 3
[15] уσυ мυѕт вє яєαℓℓℓℓℓℓу мα∂ ℓ0σк αт иυмвєя4



EMOS
x] Not All of Us R Depressed
x] we R Nice People
x] we Dont Sit Around All Day Feeling Sorry For Ourselves
x] we DONT Have Made Up Problems
x] we Have Feelings
x] Not All of us R Bi!
x] we Do Smile
x] we Do Laugh
x]we all don't cut
copy and paste if u agree


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put this if u love linkin park





~тнe rυleѕ oғ love~
ĸιѕѕ on тнe lιpѕ = ι love yoυ
ĸιѕѕ on тнe ear = yoυ are ѕpecιal
ĸιѕѕ on тнe noѕe = laυgнтer
ĸιѕѕ on тнe cнeeĸ = ғrιendѕ
ĸιѕѕ on тнe ғorнead = coмғorт
ĸιѕѕ on тнe necĸ = ι wanт yoυ
ĸιѕѕ on тнe ѕнoυlder = yoυ're wonderғυl
ĸιѕѕ anywнere elѕe = careғυl
play aroυndѕ wιтн нaιr = can'т lιve wιтнoυт yoυ
нoldιng нandѕ = нappιneѕѕ
arмѕ aroυnd waιѕт = yoυ're мιne, ι need yoυ
a нυg= ι care
ѕмιlιng aт eacнoтнer = ι lιĸe yoυ
looĸιng aroυnd = нιdιng тrυe ғeelιngѕ
тender ĸιѕѕ on тнe ѕιde oғ υr lιpѕ = yoυ're мιne
weттιng yoυr lιpѕ = waιтнιng ғor a ĸιѕѕ
тear drop = ι'м loѕιng yoυ
cryιng = ι loѕт yoυ

OMG I LUV THE CHESHIRE CAT MAD HATTER AND THE WHITE QUEEN ALICE IN WONDERLAND RULES






Bella & Edward Poem (which is SO romantic!)
Bella: do I ever cross your mind?
Edward: no
Bella: do you like me?
Edward: no
Bella: would you cry if I left?
Edward:no
Bella:would you do anything 4 me?
Edward: no
Bella: choose-my or your life?
Edward: my life
Bella runs away in shock and pain and Edward after her and says....
the reason you never cross my mind is because your always on my mind. the reason I don't like you is cuz I love you. the reason I wouldn't cry if you left is cuz I would die if you left. the reason I wouldn't be willing to do anything for you is because I'd do anything for you. and the reason I choose my life is cuz you ARE my life


----------------Girls------- ------
-----------are like apples------
-------on trees. The best ones-----
-----are at the top of the tree.-----
---The boys dont want to reach---
--for the good ones because they--
-r afraid of falling and getting hurt.-
-Instead, they get the rotten apples-
from the ground that arent as good,
but easy. So the apples up top think
something wrong w/ them when in
-reality they're amazing. They just--
---have to wait for the right boy to
---- come along, the one who's-
---------- brave enough to-----
-------------climb all---------
--------------the way--------
-------------to the top--------
------------of the tree.---------


You say Edward, I say Ash
You say Bella, I say Dawn
You say Jacob, I say Brock
You say Washington, I say Japan
You say Vampires, i say Pokemon
You say "How Romantic", I say,"I CHOSE YOU!"

If you like pokemon then copy this down!


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╠╬╬╬╣Who ate my chocolate!?
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I like chocolate there my favorite kind of chocolate,
I go crazy,choco, choco, choco, choco, and more choco!!!!!!!!!!

E.. Put this on your
..E.. profile if you love
..V... the
..E.... eevee
..E..... evolutions




TRUE ARTISTS

True artists try their best at drawing, even if they don't receive much appreciation.
True artists don't complain about their work, no matter how bad it is.҉
True artists don't brag about how good their art is.
True artists always encourage others to continue drawing what they love to do.
True artists never put anyone down.
True artists never copy / steals someone's work, without people's permission.
True artists draw with their own style, not stealing anyone Else's style.
True artists=Talented Artists

PUT THIS ON YOUR PROFILE IF YOU'RE A TRUE ARTIST AND YOU AGREE TO ALL OF THESE RULES OF A TRUE ARTIST.


Animals have the same feelings as humans.

And it doesnt mean you have to hurt them.

Would you like to be abused? No. So care for animals.

You can all ways open your heart and save animals from being abused.

Put this on your page if you care about animals and dont like animal abuse


i secretly wuv Ѽ's
=-=-=-=Lyrics for the song monster by skillet-=-=-=-=-
The secret side of me
I never let you see
I keep it caged, but I can't control it, so stay away from me, the beast
Is ugly, I feel the rage, and I just can't hold it

It's scratchin on the walls
In the closet, in the halls
It comes awake, and I can't control it
Hidin' under the bed
In my body, in my head
Why won't somebody come and save me from this?
Make it end!

[Chorus]
I feel it deep within
Just beneath the skin
I must confess that I feel like a monster!

I hate what I've become
The nightmare's just begun
I must confess that I feel like a monster!

I, I
Feel like a monster

I, I
Feel like a monster

My secret side I keep
Hid under lock and key
I keep it caged, but I can't control it, 'cause if I let him out,
He'll tear me up, break me down
Why won't somebody come and save me from this? Make it end!

[Chorus]
I feel it deep within
Just beneath the skin
I must confess that I feel like a monster!

I've hate what I've become the nightmares just begun
I must confess that I feel like a monster!

[Chorus]
I feel it deep within
Just beneath the skin
I must confess that I feel like a monster!

I, I
Feel like a monster!

I, I
feel like a monster!

It's hiding in the dark
Its teeth are razor sharp
There's no escape for me
It wants my soul, it wants my heart

No one can hear me scream
Maybe it's just a dream
Or maybe it's inside of me
Stop this monster!

[Chorus]
I feel it deep within
Just beneath the skin
I must confess that I feel like a monster!

I hate what I've become
The nightmare's just begun
I must confess that I feel like a monster

[Chorus]
I feel it deep within
Just beneath the skin
I must confess that I feel like a monster!

Im gonna lose control
Heres something Radical!

I must confess that I feel like a monster!

I, I
feel like a monster!

I, I
feel like a monster!

I, I
feel like a monster!

I, I
feel like a monster!













crawling bt linkin park




Crawling in my skin
These wounds, they will not heal
Fear is how I fall
Confusing what is real


There's something inside me that pulls beneath the surface
Consuming/confusing
This lack of self-control I fear is never ending
Controlling/I can't seem


To find myself again
My walls are closing in
(Without a sense of confidence, I'm convinced that there's just too much pressure to take)
I've felt this way before
So insecure

Crawling in my skin
These wounds, they will not heal
Fear is how I fall
Confusing what is real

Discomfort, endlessly has pulled itself upon me
Distracting/reacting
Against my will I stand beside my own reflection
It`s haunting how I can't seem...

To find myself again
My walls are closing in
(Without a sense of confidence, I'm convinced that there's just too much pressure to take)
I've felt this way before
So insecure

Crawling in my skin
These wounds, they will not heal
Fear is how I fall
Confusing what is real

Crawling in my skin
These wounds, they will not heal
Fear is how I fall
Confusing, confusing what is real
(There's something inside me that pulls beneath the surface)
Consuming, confusing what is real
(This lack of self-control I fear is never ending)
Controlling, confusing what is real














Numb linkin park

I'm tired of being what you want me to be
Feeling so faithless lost under the surface
Don't know what you're expecting of me
Put under the pressure of walking in your shoes
(Caught in the undertow just caught in the undertow)
Every step that I take is another mistake to you
(Caught in the undertow just caught in the undertow)

[Chorus]
I've become so numb I can't feel you there
Become so tired so much more aware
I'm becoming this all I want to do
Is be more like me and be less like you

Can't you see that you're smothering me
Holding too tightly afraid to lose control
Cause everything that you thought I would be
Has fallen apart right in front of you
(Caught in the undertow just caught in the undertow)
Every step that I take is another mistake to you
(Caught in the undertow just caught in the undertow)
And every second I waste is more than I can take

[Chorus]
I've become so numb I can't feel you there
Become so tired so much more aware
I'm becoming this all I want to do
Is be more like me and be less like you

And I know
I may end up failing too
But I know
You were just like me with someone disappointed in you

[Chorus]
I've become so numb I can't feel you there
Become so tired so much more aware
I'm becoming this all I want to do
Is be more like me and be less like you

[Chorus]
I've become so numb I can't feel you there
I'm tired of being what you want me to be
I've become so numb I can't feel you there
I'm tired of being what you want me to be


!!Linkin Park shadow of the day!!
Lyrics:


I close both locks below the window
I close both blinds and turn away

Sometimes solutions aren't so simple
Sometimes good bye's the only away

[Chorus]
And the sun will set for you
The sun will set for you

And the shadow of the day
Will embrace the world in grey

And the sun will set for you
[End Chorus]

In cards and flowers on your window
Your friends all plead for you to stay

Sometimes beginnings aren't so simple
Sometimes good bye's the only way

[Chorus]
And the sun will set for you
The sun will set for you

And the shadow of the day
Will embrace the world in grey

And the sun will set for you

And the shadow of the day
Will embrace the world in grey

And the sun will set for you

And the shadow of the day
Will embrace the world in grey

And the sun will set for you
[End Chorus]









in the end linkin park

— (Verse 1)
It starts with
One thing, I don't know why
It doesn't even matter how hard you try
Keep that in mind
I designed this rhyme
To explain due time
All I know
Time is a valuable thing
Watch it fly by as the pendulum swings
Watch it count down till the end of the day
The clock ticks life away
It's so unreal
You didn't look out below,
Watch the time go right out the window
Tryin to hold on
Didnt even know, I wasted it all
Just to watch you go
I kept everything inside
And even though I tried
It all fell apart
What it's meant to be
Will eventually,
be a memory, of a time


Chorus:

When I tried so hard and got so far
But in the end, it doesnt even matter
I had to fall, to lose it all
But in the end, it doesn't even matter

(Verse 2)
One thing, I don't know why
It doesn't even mather how hard you try
Keep that in mind
I designed this rhyme
To remind myself
How I tried so hard

Despite the way you were mocking me
Acting like I was part of your property
Remembering all the times you fought with me
I'm surprised it got so far
Things aren't the way they were before
You wouldn't even recognize me anymore
Not that you knew me back then
But it all comes back to me
In the end

You kept everything inside
And even though I tried it all fell apart
What it meant to be, will
Eventually, be a memory of a time
When I tried so hard,

Chorus:

And got so far,
But in the end, it doesn't even matter
I had to fall, to lose it all
But in the end, it doesn't even matter

(Verse 3)
I've put my trust in you
Pushed as far, as I can go
For all this
There's only one thing you should know

I've put my trust, in you
Pushed as far as I can go
For all this
There's only one thing you should know

I've tried so hard,
And got so far,
But in the end, it doesn't even matter
I had to fall, to lose it all,
But in the end, it doesn't even matter





new divide linkin park

I remembered black skies
The lightning all around me
I remembered each flash
As time began to blur
Like a startling sign
That fate had finally found me
And your voice was all I heard
That I get what I deserve

So give me reason
To prove me wrong
To wash this memory clean
Let the floods cross the distance in your eyes
Give me reason
To fill this hole
Connect the space between
Let it be enough to reach the truth that lies
Across this new divide

There was nothing in sight
The memories left abandoned
There was nowhere to hide
The ashes fell like snow
And the ground caved in
Between where we were standing
And your voice was all I heard
That I get what I deserve

So give me reason
To prove me wrong
To wash this memory clean
Let the floods cross the distance in your eyes
Across this new divide

In every loss, in every lie
In every truth that youd deny
And each regret and each goodbye
Was a mistake to great to hide
And your voice was all I heard
That I get what I deserve

So give me reason
To prove me wrong
To wash this memory clean
Let the floods cross the distance in your eyes
Give me reason
To fill this hole
Connect the space between
Let it be enough to reach the truth that lies
Across this new divide



those are some of my fav songs that i know the lyrics too!














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I ntelligent
E xciting to be Around
N ice Always
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F riendly Personality
O utstanding
R eally Great Memories
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E xcellent Listener
V ery Kind
E njoyable
R emember our friendship
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Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ♥ Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ









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<._.> hug me
<._.># i have a waffle
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FIRE DEMONS 4EVER
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yea my profile is long i know that. im trying to make the longest profile on sketchfu so... yea after i do that my like will be like complete....wow my life is simple. kewl...


I WUV NEKOZ!!!



omg firestar dosnt like WAFFLEZ!!!!! OMG WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIEEEEEEE! *eye twitches* oh mi gawd! firestar ate all the cookies!!!!!!! the horror the horrorrrrrrrr!!!!!!!!!! *SCREAMS* OH NO I SPILLED MY MILK IVE KILLED US ALL!!!!!!!!!!!! disapears into thin air* heh heh.......i has gotz awesomz ninjaz abilitiez!!!! *pops bak up on celing* oh cra- *falls on floor cutting hand* ahhhhhhhhhh im bleeeeeeeeeeeding !!!!!!! im gonn dieeeeeee! *eats a pack of sugar* thats better *eye twitches and i explode bouncing off walls and singing do u like wafflez* yaaaaaaaaaaay! iz having a sugar rush!!!!!!! *sugar wears off and i fall on the floor*
*snore* *snore* * snore* shhhhhhhhhh iz sleeping DONT WAKE MESAZ UP OR YOU WILL PERISH INTO THE UNKNOWN! *mist apears and i vanish into it laughing evily* until next time humans until next time...





Cora_The_Vampire_Demon_Neko


ILUVZ WAFFLEZ!!!!!!!







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♥ ♪ GO KAWAII ♪ ♥
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║Gσt A Prσblεm...Sσlνε It!
║Lσst?...Gεt Fσund!
║Think I'm Trippin...Tiε Mч Shσε!
║Cαn't Stαnd Mε...Sit Dσωn!
║Cαn't Fαce Mε...Wεll Turn Arσund!
║Lσvε Mε?...Grεαt!
║Hαtε Mε?...Eνεn Bεttεr!
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Girl and guy were speeding, on a motorcycle, over 90 mph on the road..
Girl: Slow down! Im scared!
Guy: No, this is fun!
Girl: No, its not. Please, your really scaring me!
Guy: Then tell me you love me.
Girl: Fine, I love you. Slow down!
Guy: Now give me a BIG hug. *Girl hugs him*
Guy: Can you take my helmet off & put it on yourself? Its bugging me.
(In the paper the next day)
A motorcycle crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it, but only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized that his breaks went out, but he didnt want to let the girl know. Instead, he had her say she loved him & felt her hug one last time, then had her wear his helmet so that she would live even though it meant that he would die.
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333 ways to get kicked out of Wal-Mart >8D~
1. Take someone's shopping cart and switch the items with stuff from the person next to them's cart
2. Walk up to complete strangers and say, "Hi! I haven't seen you in so long!..." etc. See if they play along to avoid embarrassment
3. Smash the person in front of you on the head with a ham
4. Go up to some old geezer & say "Grandpa!!! You're ALIVE!!! It's a MIRACLE!!! etc."
5. Take something from someone else's cart, when they say "hey, that's mine! " call the security and say that the other ... person was trying to take your _____
6. Move "Caution: Wet Floor" signs to carpeted areas.
7. Hide in the center of the clothes circle where people find shirts, and jump out and yell "AIHAIHAIHAIHAIHAIHAIHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!"
8. Go into the dressing room, wait a few minutes, then yell "THERES NO TOILET PAPER IN HERE!!"
9. Get a batman costume, put it on, and run around the store screaming at the top of your lungs, "COME ROBIN! TO THE BATMOBILE!"
10. Hide between clothing and then jump out and yell "PICK ME"
11. When someone asks if you need help, begin to cry and ask, "Why won't you people just leave me alone?"
12. Take up an entire aisle in Toys by setting up a full scale battlefield with G.I. Joes vs. the X-Men
13. Hide in a clothes circle. When someone with a shopping cart goes by stick your hand out and steal something from them
14. Grab a guitar and start singing Wake Me Up When September Ends in a loud shrieking half screaming voice
15. Randomly place 24 bags of candy in peoples carts
16. Go to an empty checkout stand and try to check people out.
17. Go up to an employee and in a official tone say "code three in house ware" and see what happens
18. Follow people through the aisles, always staying about five feet away. Continue to do this until they leave the department
19. Challenge other customers to duels with tubes of gift wrap
20. Set up a concert of singing hamster dolls. Get your friends and turn them on all at the same time. Then act like a conductor
21. Make up nonsense products and ask newly hired employees if there are any in stock, i.e., "Do you have any Shnerples here?"
22. Open a pack of yugioh cards and challenge random people to a "d-d-d-d-d-d-duel!"
23. While walking around alone, pretend someone is with you and get into a very serious conversation
24. Tape a walkie-talkie to the back of a Barbie doll and say to random people, "I know where you live..."
25. Attempt to drown in a kiddy pool...
26. Drag a lounge chair on display over to the magazines and relax. If the store has a food court, buy a soft drink; explain that you don't get out much, and ask if they can put a little umbrella in it
27. Open up random packages in the toy aisle then walk off. If an employee asks what you're doing, just say "I changed my mind."
28. Run around Wal-Mart in a bathing suit singing the Surfin' USA theme song
29. Say things like, "Would you be as kind so to direct me to your Twinkies?"
30. If an employee comes within 30 ft scream "GET AWAY FROM ME!!!" Then run out of the store screaming
31. Walk up to an employee and ask questions like how come this store is called wal mart? Or what's up with your hair? Why do you people wear name tags can't you all remember your own names?
32. Test the fishing rods and see what you can "catch" from the other aisles
33. Glare menacingly at anyone who comes within 40 ft of you. Then hiss like a snake and act like you're going to bite them
34. Throw a fake rubber snake into some lady's face and watch her freak out
35. Squeeze their legs and either sing, "I like to move it, move it! Or say "You got chicken legs!"
36. Dart around suspiciously while humming the theme from "Mission: Impossible."
37. While no one's watching quickly switch the men's and woman's signs on the doors of the rest room
38. Bring your pet pit-bull into Wal-mart. Act casual. If someone is brave enough to walk up to you and tell you to get out, simply reply "He's going to help me pick out his favorite dog food"
39. TP as much of the store as possible
40. Whenever you hear a voice saying, clean up etc fall to the ground sobbing screaming the voices!! then get back up & act normal
41. Dress up in a trench coat & wear sunglasses. Walk up to someone browsing and say "The rooster is in the nest" Wait for a reply. After they finish talking, hand them a cap gun and whisper "use this wisely."
42. Go to the music aisle and start singing horrible karaoke
43. Walk along look at someone giggle at them & say to no one... I know I know... hehehe keep doing it until they give you a weird look & walk off
44. Set all the alarm clocks to go off at ten minute intervals throughout the day
45. Go in to the camping department and enter a tent then tell random customers that they can come in if they bring a pillow from the bedding department
46. Broadcast K-mart commercials over the intercom
47. Go up to the bagel section with cream cheese all over your face. Then start chanting, "We love bagels! We love bagels!"
48. Over the intercom say there is a big sale on all items in electronics department and first 10 people to the check outs gets one item free... & see what happens
49. Randomly start putting different size undergarments in peoples carts
50. Contaminate the entire auto department by sampling all the spray air fresheners
51. Run through the store and jump on random peoples carts singing I KNOW A SONG THAT GETS ON EVERYBODYS NERVES!!
52. Go up to random people and poke them. If they ask you what you're doing or tell you to stop, tell them that you're trying to find out what they ate for dinner last night
53. Do your American Idol audition in front of the security cameras
54. Get a marker & go over all the barcodes with a line then go purchase your items... the person who is serving you will have to enter all the barcodes in by hand
55. Go up to some of the customers while your carrying a paper bag and say "trick or treat!" and if they don't give you anything, do the sad puppy dog face
56. Hide under a big pile of clothes and throw random objects at people when they walk by
57. Get a stuffed animal and go to the front of the store and begin stroking it lovingly, saying "Good girl, good Bessie."
58. Walk up to a pizza place and ask for a Mcchicken
59. Go to the bathroom with a cantaloupe (hidden) Make grunting noises and drop the cantaloupe in the toilet. Then say "Phew, That's better"
60. Put blue paint on your hand and when you see someone put your hand on their shirt and point at them and say, "A clue a clue!"
61. Go to a clerk and tell them u lost your son and ask if they can call his name over the speaker! When they ask u his name make up a ridiculous name
62. Leave cryptic messages on the typewriters
63. While Humming the theme to Mission Impossible While wearing all black, knock over all of the cans
64. Take all the CD's put them in the wrong place and when an employee puts them all back yell at her and mess them up again
65. Go to the front of the store in a baby diaper and ask a macho guy to change you
66. Take a friend with you and a younger child and start arguing over who gets custody then have the child run away and out of the store and yell CILLY COME BACK!!!
67. Climb up a ladder & try doing a King Kong thing
68. Run through the make-up department and yell, "There's a dead body in aisle 3!!!"
69. Grab a can of whipped cream & find a bald guy Spray it on his head
70. Dress up in a fairy costume, and climb up a ladder and when people go by say "your wish is granted"
71. Dress up as a giant smiley face and whip price signs! Then yell "ROLLBACK!!!"
72. Walk up to someone act like you can read their mind & say... sir or madam... don't think that.
73. Walk towards a group of people and hit your head and say in a loud voice, "Shut up in there."
74. Put make up all over your face so it looks like a 2 year old did it and then say, "She's horrible at giving make-overs!" and point to a random woman.
75. Go up to random people and ask them if they will be your friends then link arms and start to sing the friends theme song
76. Ride those little electronic cars at the front of the store
77. Smear ketchup on yourself, lie on your back in the kids aisle, and pretend to be dead
78. Lay a 20 dollar bill on the ground and back away and when someone tries to pick it up run up to them and yell hands off my dollar!! Then got to a manager and tell him that they stole 20 dollars from you
79. Randomly throw things over into neighboring aisles
80. Try all of the sodas and put them back then say, "Yup, that stuff's not poisonous."
81. Play with the calculators so that they all spell "hello" upside down
82. Run up to random people and ask if they like green eggs and ham
83. Attempt to fit into very large gym bags, then attempt to fit others into very large gym bags
84. Bang on the pots and pans in the cooking aisle
85. Act as though you are being beaten and fall onto the ground screaming and having convulsions
86. Swing on the half price banners
87. Go up to a random person and tap on his/her shoulder. When the person looks at you, ask what and walk off like you're annoyed
88. Burp and say mmmm, tasty
89. Hold Barbie for ransom
90. Run around with a country music cd and sing Queen's "We Will Rock You"
91. throw random items over into the next aisle and see if you can score into someone's cart
92. Ride around in a Barbie jeep with Barbie in the front seat and act like you're talking to her by saying "Let's bust this joint!"
93. Wrap a hose around you and shout, "AAH! I'M BEING HELD HOSTAGE!"
94. Do your own radio show over the intercom
95. Go to the aisle with the Star Wars stuff and hold up a Luke Skywalker toy and say "Luke, I am your father" and make breathing noises in your darth vader mask
96. Glue pennies on the floor 'heads' side up
97. Knock over all the shelves and run around screaming 'EARTHQUAKE! EVERYON RUN!
98. find a pair of walkie talkies and have a conversation with your self when everyone is watching you
99. Go to the checkout and buy a bar of candy. Repeat, going to the same cash register, until the clerk notices
100. Grab heavy but not too heavy objects, and see who can throw them the most aisles over
101. Buy expensive stuff, go home and use white-out and a pen to change the price to something much lower, and the total much higher, then return and demand a refund
102. get a cardboard box, go in the store and pop out of the box and give out candy to passerby
103. Find the fish section and when someone walks by begin to pet the fish tank and say, "I know how you feel..."
104. Spill water on the floor, and run around claiming that the store is flooded
105. As the cashier runs your purchase over the scanner say "BEEP" in a loud voice. Repeat this for every item, and for other customers items
106. Scream really loudly and when someone tells you to be quiet scream, "I will not be silenced!!!!"
107. Hold a bag of frozen veggies over your head and yell "Fear me and my evil army of frozen carrots!!"
108. Hug someone randomly and say, "I love u mommy!"
109. Go in the undergarments section and ask random people if they think this will fit
110. Tie a plushie to one end of a string your ankle to the other end, and run around screaming "HELP! IT'S AFTER ME!"
111. Start yelling at the stuffed animals when there are people around
112. Grab some pampers Pull-Ups and while buying them yell at the clerk "Mommy, guess what? I'm a big kid now!!"
113. Go into the bedding department and with cookies in your hand lay on a bed then pretend ur having a nightmare about cookies and yell " COOKIE!! COOKIE!!!! NOOOOOO!!!!" Then start rolling around
114. Make evil eyes at someone and start whispering, "I'm the little girl from the well... I've been waiting..."
115. Go to the cafeteria area and buy frys. Then stand by the door and when people walk through throw the frys above their head like there getting married
116. look at old people with wide eyes saying, "I see dead people!"
117. Get a tent ( With holes preferably ) and tell people to come in your lair. When they do chuck popcorn at them and ask them who invited them in
118. Ride around on those electric cars and pretend that your a prissy English Man. Say things like "Cheerio, good man." to people who walk by. And don't forget to have perfect posture.
119. Chase your friends up and down aisles trying to run over them with those electric cars. Make sure to tell your friends to act like they don't know you.
120. Spend all your money riding on those little rides for toddlers. Fit the character; if you on a horse, then pretend that your a cowboy, etc. And if a little kid comes over wanting to use it, start barking at them until they run away crying.
121. Have silly string fights with a friend. Hide behind customers and "accidentally" hit the people instead of your friend.
122. Draw mustaches on all the pictures and mannequins.
123. Walk up to the customer service and when they say "Hello, how may I help you?" say "Yes, I'll have a Quarter Pounder with cheese, one strawberry shake, a large order of french fries and a diet coke." And when they start to talk, say "Oh, to go". Then when they say that they can't give it to you say "Oh, This is because I'm gay isn't it? I'd expect this from McDonalds, but not Walmart
124. Get popcorn and throw at customers, sneaking up on them in an un stealth-like way, while yelling random things 125. Start to madly scratch yourself and walk up to people asking where the rash cream is because your family and all your friends seem to have a rash too.
126. When your alone, have loud conversations with your "multiple personalities". Have an English man, a Southern person, someone from New York, a Grandma, and a 5 year old girl all at the same time. You have to use accents.
127. Start "dancing" like mad. Basically, just wail your arms and legs around like your having some kind of massive seizure.
128. Try on crazy costumes and walk casually through the store.
129. Stick your arm in your jacket and suspiciously start to leave the store. Get really tense and start to lean over as your walking through the doors As if your suspecting the alarms to go off. Then when it doesn't go off, let out a big sigh. Then quickly look around you to see who's watching and run away as fast as you can.
130. Balance EVERYTHING you see on the tips of your finger, your nose, your forehead, and the top of your head while singing the circus song.
131. Spend hours staring at a little blinking light. After a while, start saying blink everytime it blinks. Don't look away, just stay mesmerized.
132. Light a match under a sprinkler
133. Walk up to someone and say "Oh, so your back for more. I warned you never to come back here. Wait here while I go get my shot gun". Then walk away.
134. Buy something that is like $5 and give the cashier all pennies.
135. Walk up to a guy and say "Oh my god, is it you? Oh my god it is!!! I haven't seen you in so long!!!!" Then kiss him. Then slap and him say "Why didn't you ever call me??" Then walk away. Much more affective if you're a guy.
136. Stand next to a maniquin and pretend that your a mannequin. Try to hold the same position for as long as possible. Then finally as someone is walking by, check your watch and say. "Finally, my shift is done. I really don't get paid enough to do this"
137. Stare at the ceiling. See how many people look up.
138. Start singing oldies songs in to megaphone.
139. start hitting on the mannequins.
140. Super-glue a quarter to the floor and count how many people try to pick it up.
141. Switch the price tags with something expensive and something really cheap.
142. Put women's clothes into men's carts.
143. Put preppy stuff, like short skirts and whatnot, into old men's carts when they aren't looking.
144. Run around in front of a mirror screaming "COPYCAT!"
145. Bring a friend and a stopwatch. Get carts and race around. every time you nock something over, subtract a second from your time. You usually get kicked out before you figure out who won.
146. Find a couple. Run up to the one who is an opposite gender from you, slap them, and say "WHAT IS THIS? I THOUGHT WHAT WE HAD WAS SPECIAL!!!"
147. Go up to an assistant and ask for mayonnaise. When they say they don't have it, start crying and scream, "Now how am I supposed to paint my toenails?!?"
148. Lay on the floor and do a ground angel
149. Steal their ketchup, go on the counter, smear ketchup all over you and say HELP ME HELP ME! OMG! THE HOTDOG KILLED ME!
150. Start jumping on one of their beds attempt to fall asleep until one guy tells you to get off. Then yell 'HEY! WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?!?!? GET OUT OF MY HOUSE! GET AWAY FROM MY BED!!!!"
151. Run around switching all of the open signs on the cash registers to closed and all of the closed signs to open. Watch the customers get confused.
152. Ask for Goat Milk
153. Make sure somebody's in the same aisle, then run screaming into a wall. Fall down and say "AHHH! The pain, the horrible, terrible pain!" Until someone asks if you're alright. When they do, get up and say, "Yes, I'm fine, why?" And then walk away calmly like nothing happened.
154. Dress up as an emo kid, then scream at people, "WHY HAVE YOU COME TO WORSEN MY MISERY?!"
155. Dress up as a ninja and go around the store karate chopping people
156. Ride a horse on a stick toy thing and have your friend pull you around the store on a skateboard while you scream, "The British are coming! The British are coming!"
157. Turn a cart over and put towels over it so they can't see in. when someone starts to open it, start yelling "Hey, I'm Using the Bathroom in here!!!"
158. Buy a chocolate bar, go to the bathroom, smear chocolate on your hand, reach under the next stall and ask, "Can I have some toilet paper?"
159. Take a fishing pole, tie it to a dollar, and go fishing for humans!
160. Climb up to one of the really high shelves and start singing Christmas carols at the top of your lungs. Works better around summer.
161. Get a mirror and put it on top of a cart so it lay across it. Get on top and have someone push you down an isle, and Sing "Surfin' USA"
162. When the intercom comes on, fall on your knees and scream in tears of joy, "God has spoken!!!"
163. Get on a bike and ride around and crash into everything and everyone who gets in your way.
164. Pour a bunch of lemonade from the entrance to the bathroom and come out saying someone should have told me where the bathroom was quicker!
165. Steal guns and ammo and shoot all the TV's you can find. whoever blows up most wins
166. Get an umbrella and have someone in a cart (or just a tall person) pour water on it while you sing Raindrops Are Fallin' On My Head.
167. Call the front desk and when they answer the phone say I'm sorry, your call could not be completed as dialed. Please hang up and try again. Then call and say I'm sorry, I will have to put you on hold. Can you call back? I'm busy on isle 3.
168. Go into one of those employees only doors and go behind some food shelves. when people reach out to grab food, grab their arm and start to pull on it.
169. eat all the ice cream boxes and then blame it on a worker with ice cream all over your face
170. Pour carrots on the floor so the employees have to pick it up. Continue doing it for a long period of time.
171. Skate around on a skateboard, then fall over and pretend to break your leg.
172. Start playing the violin.
173. Stare at a blank T.V, for an hour and when somebody asks what your doing, answer, "Shh, this is my favorite show!"
174. Stand on the conveyor belt at the check out with a barcode on your forehead.
175. Start saying stuff like argetrargrehargenstartgen to everyone who walks in.
176. walk around in dirty cloths and eat all the produce lika a bum
177. Poke people and run away screaming, "Don't touch me!!!"
178. Stare at people for a minute and then smile at them happily
179. Beat your chest and run around screaming like Tarzan.
180. Throw stuff on the floor and start yelling at an imaginary friend.
181. Shoot spitwads at people and then fall on the ground laughing hysterically
182. Go into a bathroom that is of the opposite gender of yourself and open the stalls saying, "Ooh la la!"
183. Walk up to random people, give them a hug, and say, "I love you!"
184. Dress up as an old man and start stealing stuff
185. Start a fire, then sit around it with your friends in Indian clothes.
186. Walk around in a court jester costume
187. Run at people with a pitch fork
188. Pretend that you're having a heart attack
189. Throw tomatoes at people and then tackle them
190. Get on the intercom and calmly say, "Attention shoppers. I would like to inform you that the world is about to end, and that there's a sale on isle two."
191. Buy a carton of vanilla ice cream, run up to the cash register, tell the cashier you forgot your money, then start dancing like Napoleon Dynamite, screaming, "Where's my chap stick?!"
192. Pretend to be Spiderman by running up walls and trying to save people
193. Claim isle three as your 'Secret Lair'
194. Run around the store singing the My Little Pony theme song as loud as you can.
195. Get a giant Christmas stocking and hop around in it like it's a potato sack on field day
196. Build a wall out of stuffed animals
197. Put on a cape and run around singing the Phantom of the Opera
198. Yell curse words at people
199. Knock down as many displays as you can
200. Go up to a random old guy with white hair and say, "I want Bratz for Christmas! Thank you Santa!" and then give him a hug and run away.
201. Dress up in a super villain costume and then go around the store yelling, "MARRY ME!" to random people
202. Go up to a tough looking guy and push him and say you wanna fight? And when he pushes back start to cry and run away
203. Point to a cash register and ask the cashier, "How much is that?"
204. Get a tent and campout with the Barbie dolls in the toy isle
205. Chew gum loudly in people's faces
206. Throw a poke-ball at someone and yell, "PIKACHU, I CHOOSE YOU!"
207. Turn on all the flashlights, hang them from the ceiling, stand under them, scatter confetti at your feet, and start singing, using a Barbie as a microphone.
208. Play baseball in the middle of the store, then score a home run and run around the store screaming.
209. Flirt with someone, plan a date, and then break up with them, all in 10 minutes.
210. Get a cart and pile it high with items. When the cashier tells you the price, exclaim, "What a rip off!" And walk out of the store.
211. Start singing, "Tinkle, tinkle, little star! In a toilet that's real far! Up above us in the sky! It's weird to learn that pee does fly! Make sure it does never land! In my, my, my, my, my hand!"
212. Find all the beans you can and put them in your cart, and then tell random people that it's your breakfast, lunch, and dinner for the next couple years.
213. Pay for your stuff with all pennies, and then come up one too short.
214. Scream, "Look! Someone's stealing an old lady's purse!" and when they look away, take all the stuff in their cart and throw it around the store shouting "I'm a terrorist!"
215. Run out of the dressing room screaming, "Michael Jackson has my dad!"
216. Go to the pet isle. Point to a fish and say, "I'll have that one. And that one. And that one..." Keep going until you've pointed to every fish they have in stock
217. Tap dance through the store
218. Change the music on the intercom to Mexican
219. Rip open every package you see
220. Get on a bike and have your friend chase you. Pretend you are going to run over somebody and then move out the way.
221. Stand in front of the security camera and pretend to die (dramatically)
222. Scream "SECURITY!" as loud as you can. When they come up act all panicky and say "This is really important!" Then smile and say, "Hi."
223. Sing "Mary Had A Little Lamb" as loud as you can in the music section, then smile and say "Well, it's the music section so I thought you might like some live music." Then sing it again.
224. Run around with underwear on your head, screaming, "I am Captain Underpants!"
225. Follow a male security dude and ask him where the "feminine needs" are.
226. Go to the toy isle, set up the GI joe figures and yell, " Then it's WAR!!!"
227. Pull down your pants next to a flower display and "water" the flowers.
228. Go to the bakery section and yell "I LOVE PIE!" to everyone you see.
229. Take all the pets out of their cages, including the fish.
230. Grab a strawberry shortcake doll and go to the bakery section. Tell the baker "I'd like to buy strawberry shortcake!" and hold the doll in their face.
231. Scream, "GET OUT OF MY YARD!" to everyone who walks by you.
232. Announce that there's a huge sale at Target
233. Throw a party in a busy isle
234. Test drive lawn mowers
235. Have a tennis tournament in the middle of the store
236. Throw all the bouncy balls in the toy section everywhere and let them bounce around
237. Carry a bomb and make it explode
238. Eat a bunch of candy and refuse to pay for it
239. Go to the in store restaurant and order anything. When receiving it tell them that this was not what you wanted. Refuse to pay and go tell the manager
240. Hide in a pile of plushies and then jump out at people who walk by
241. Act like an old lady and scream, "AH! I broke my back! This wouldn't happen at Target!"
242. Pretend to be a life size Barbie. When someone wants to buy you, run away screaming that someone was trying to kidnap you.
243. Take a marker to all the happy faces. Then change the prices. That will start an uproar
244. When a clerk stops you and asks your name read their name of their id card. When they say it's not your name scream, "IDENTITY THEFT!!!"
245. Throw jelly sweets at the cashiers
246. Steal a shopping cart(As in take it out of the store and put it in your car)
247. Ride on the back of the carts. (they hate it when you do that) Run into other carts yelling like a maniac.
248. Follow one person around the store. Poke them ever so often. When the snap and yell at you scream, "STALKER!!"
249. Pretend like you're a person who works there and walk around saying, "Can I help you find anything?"
250. Spill cooking oil all over the floor and then slide in it
251. Pretend like you're blind and can't find what your looking for. Go up to random people and ask, "Will you help me find some cat food for Fluffy?"
252. Bowl with bottles full of open soda
253. Run around with a bowl of cheerios yelling, "It lowered my cholesterol!"
254. Order a pizza from the cashier
255. Ask to have your pizza shaken, not stirred
256. Start a food fight
257. Go up to a fat woman and say, "Taxi?"
258. Put underwear over your shorts, get a blue shirt, yellow paint, and red paint, paint an s on the shirt, go to the material section, cut a red cape, then get an umbrella, open it, and jump off the tops of shelves.
259. Take the spray paint and paint all the people around you
260. Go up to random people and hug them while putting a 'Kick Me' sign on the back of their shirt
261. Hide in dark places with a golden ring. when people walk by, jump out at them hissing, "We wants it! You cants have it!" Then gently whisper, "it will be alright my precious"
262. Flip off the manager
263. Go to the food section, take all of the boxed items out, and stack them up to make a fort. Glue can help. And creating a 'distraction' elsewhere for the employees to handle while you work does too...
264. Drop a pen and let someone else go and pick it up for you. When they do try to pick it up yell to them, "HEY THATS MY PEN THEIF!"
265. Bring a slip n' slide blast some Music and bring some random people to it and kick their back so they slide accross the slip n' slide and scream "PARTY IN THE HIZ HOUSE!!!!!!!"
266. Throw a dance party
267. Write on the floors
268. Pull all the clothes off the racks into a pile on the floor and hide under it, and when someone tries to pick the clothes up, leap out cackling madly and run down the aisles, still cackling.
269. Go up to someone and say "look over there" Then pull down their pants. And, if you're lucky, their underwear.
270. Pretend to have an asthma attack, and when someone tries to help you, bite them. Or pretend to faint.
271. Get a bag of chips and walk around the store eating them. When an employee tries to stop you or make you pay, tell them that they're your chips! Keep screaming it.
272. Spray a customer with pepper spray and scream, "Help! Help! He's a rapist!"
273. Pretend to be a rabid dog and run around growling at people. Then if someone tries to stop you, bite them.
274. Lie on the floor. Just lie there. It is guaranteed to freak people out. Either pretend to be asleep, or to have passed out.
275. Take toys and put them on the floor and take a cart. Start running over the toys screaming, "Monster Truck Mania!!!"
276. Climb up the shelves/storage units, then refuse to come down.
277. Take red juice Pour it on your face make streaks or stripes then layout on the floor with a flower in your hand when a crowd of people come stand up and walk like a zombie!
278. Grab a bowl, spoon, milk, and cereal. Eat it right there and tell them you'll pay when your done.
279. Stand on the converter belt when your checking out and walk like its a treadmill... then ask for a speed increase
280. Wrap yourself in toilet paper rolls and pretend to be a mummy looking for your wife, Cleopatra
281. Follow a stranger around and mimic them. Continue doing this for a long period of time.
282. If you are in Target, say there is a code yellow
283. Get some candy corn form the candy aisle put two on your canine teeth and go around the store biting peoples necks
284. Flirt with the manager's wife
285. Walk calmly to the CDs, when u see one that has Hilary Duff, yell (if you're a fan) OHMIGOD! HILARY'S LATEST! OHMIGOSH, I, LIKE HAVE TO HAVE THIS! (if you're not a fan) Find a hammer, take the CD, gently put it on the floor, then mash it like a madman.
286. Run around spinning and say you're the Tasmanian devil
287. Run around in circles and yell, "I'M THE CIRCLE MAN!"
288. Announce a sock-sliding contest and take off your shoes and start sliding. It's actually really fun...
289. Go up to a employee ask for a application and where it says goals write down 'to take over Wal-Mart' and turn it in
290. Get a water gun and threaten someone with it. A cashier is usually a prime candidate. Then say in a low, dangerous voice (without collapsing into laughter) "Empty out the cash register."
291. Take a soda, shake it up, and then spray it at people.
292. Hide in the clothes so when someone comes to look you yell, "PICK ME!"
293. Request that an employee find you an imaginary product, then keep saying: "I know it's here somewhere, just keep looking!" Eventually the employee will run out of patience, so then you say: "You've been punked!" And run out screaming and laughing. (Maybe you won't get kicked out, but you'll freak an employee out...)
294. Print out a bunch of advertisements for Target, Marshalls, etc... Then calmly go around taping/gluing/stapling them to products, people, and walls. It helps to have a WHOLE lot of them.
295. Move things around. (Put frozen food in with the barbies, etc...)
296. If a fat person has a twinkies in their cart take it out and start eating it and spit it out on them and yell, "That crud is sick!"
297. Point at an old man and yell, "LOOK EVERYONE! IT'S BRITNEY SPEARS!"
298. Put a ski mask on and wear a black cape with black clothes and a fake sword and yell, "Zoro has returned!"
299. Dress up as an old lady and whack people with your purse and when employees come to stop you, pretend to faint
300. Go to Wal-Mart at 2:00 in the morning and do cartwheels around the store screaming, "I'm pregnant!"
301. Put on a long wig and claim to be Pocahontas
302. Break some glass, then accuse a flying monkey
303. Threaten a cashier with a candy bar
304. Bring in scissors and glue. If anyone asks, tell them you are fulfilling your dream of giving Wal Mart a Make Over.
305. Buy a bag of candy. Start to walk away, then ask if you can exchange them. Repeat until they get angry.
306. Go to the dairy section and protest against milking cows. Say things like, "What if the cows aren't ok with us milking them? Cows have rights too!" 307. Redecorate the Rollback Smiley Face so he is green with neon pink eyes.
308. Go up to the manager and ask where the nearest K-Mart is.
309. If you see a couple holding hands, run through their hands and scream, "RED ROVER!"
310. Grab a gnome, then hide in a clothes rack and when someone picks out a shirt or whatever jump out and yell "The gnome did it! The gnome did it!" Then throw the gnome and run.
311. Put up free sample signs all over the store and watch people leave with their "free samples."
312. Run around the store screaming, "OMG! HELP! PINTO BEANS ARE TAKING OVER COSTCO! AHHH!"
313. In Walmart, they give out free stickers. Take them and decorate your body with them. 314. Get a bunch of your friends, about 10 or more, and go up to a lady who looks like she's in her 20's. When there are lots of people around, ask, "Mommy? Can we have some ice cream?"
315. Spit in the manager's face
316. Stare at a customer for a long time while saying, "Hello, hello, hello" nonstop until they get really mad
317. Go to customer service and say, "Your fat vallet guy stole my car."
318. Put an "Out of Order" sign on the manager's butt
319. Go up to customers and whisper, "Seven Days..." and if they turn around, pelt them with Skittles
320. Melt chocolate, then scream, "Free face masks!"
321. Wear a pair of bright yellow pants on your head and run around screaming, "They Got Me!!"
322. Slap the manager and scream, "He's alive! He's ALIVE!!!"
323. Put a lot of matches and gasoline in your cart, then smile at people
324. Run around the store five times, and when you are done, scream, "I WIN!" and do a victory dance
325. Let a collie lose in the store, then scream, "Lassie, come home!"
326. Make your friend that's a guy try on girl clothes and then have him run around like a crazy person.
327. Hide in a boys clothes rack, and when a boy with glasses walks by, scream, "You're a wizard, Harry!"
328. Grab lots of G.I. Joe action figures and Water Bombs and yell, "ITS WAR!!!" whenever someone walks by and throw the bombs at them.
329. Put a Dora toy on the floor and when someone tries to pick it up, yell, "Swiper No Swiping!"
330. Buy a fake but expensive looking vase. (ex. a cheap glass pot.) Fill it with some ash and soot. Then take it to an employee, bump into him and drop it so it shatters. Then keep screaming at him that it was your mother and you will sue him for every thing he owns, and tell him he has to pick it up then and there or he will be cursed for 10 years.
331. Put a squirt gun in a stuffed elmo's hand and scream, "Everybody down!! Elmo's got a gun!"
332. Drive around in a kiddie car singing the batman theme song.
333. Run around with underwear on your head screaming, "I'm Blind!!!






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A Boyfriend's Guide:

When she walks away from you mad===[ Follow her ]

When she stares at your lips===[ Kiss her ]

When she pushes you or hits you===[Grab her and don't let go ]

When she starts cursing at you===[ Kiss her and tell her you love her ]

When she's quiet===[ Ask her what's wrong ]

When she ignores you===[ Give her your attention ]

When she pulls away===[ Pull her back ]

When you see her at her worst===[ Say she's beautiful ]

When you see her start crying===[ Just hold her and don't say a word ]

When you see her walking===[ Sneak up and hug her waist from behind ]

When she's scared===[ Protect her ]

When she lays her head on your shoulder===[ Tilt her head up and kiss her ]

When she steals your favorite hat===[ Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night ]

When she teases you===[ Tease her back and make her laugh ]

When she doesn't answer for a long time===[ Reassure her that everything is ok ]

When she looks at you with dought===[ Back yourself up with the TRUTH ]

When she says that she likes you===[ She really does more than you could understand ]

When she grabs at your hands===[ Hold her's and play with her fingers ]

When she bumps into you===[ Bump into her back and make her laugh ]

When she tells you a secret===[ Keep it safe and untold ]

When she looks into your eyes=== [ Don't look away until she does ]

WHEN SHE MISSES YOU===[ SHE'S HURTING INSIDE ]

When you break her heart===[ The pain NEVER really goes away ]

When she says it's over===[ She STILL wants you to be her's ]

When she reposts this bulletin===[ She wants you to read it




thunderclan (my roleplay )

LEADER- songstar- silver tabby she-cat with one green and one misty blue eyes.

DEPUTY- badgerfang- gray tom with white muzel and white stripe down back

MEDICINECAT- flowertail- tortiseshell -she-cat with black paws emerald eyes
apprentice- rosepaw- reddish-brown tabby she-cat with pink eyes

WARRIORS
echowing (lolstar) - light silver tabby she-cat with misty blue eyes. very long front claws

jadefeather (echowing's sister)- dark purple-blue she-cat with dark brown almost black eyes. black paws

flamestripe (echowings brother) - flame colored tom with darker ginger stripe down back. golden eyes

reedpelt (echowings mentor) - brown tabby tom with long scratch through left eye.

blackstep(jadefeathers mentor)- gray tom with black paws and tail.

windwish (flamepelts mentor)- golden tabby she-cat with misty green eyes. one black paw

lillysong- silver tabby she-cat with misty green eyes. one black paw.

nightfeather (echowing and her littermates mom)- gray tabby she-cat with misty blue eyes.

clawpelt(echowing and littermates father)- golden tom with flame colored tail and paws.

moonfade- white she-cat with silver paws. blue eyes

sunray-golden tom with white paws amber eyes

cloudmoon- white shecat with black paws tail and stripe down back
APPRENTICES

littlepaw-small black tom with white paws.

goosepaw-dusky brown tom with beety black eyes very twitchy

sweetpaw-golden tabby she-cat with warm amber eyes

mosspaw- black and white se-cat with blue eyes

QUEENS

pondwish - silver she cat with black paws. expecting sunray's kits

ELDERS
sunnypatch- pale golden she-cat with brighter golden patches




TRACK LISTING
1 Alice (Underground)
- Avril Lavigne
2 The Poison
- The All-American Rejects
3 The Technicolor Phase
- Owl City
4 Her Name Is Alice
- Shinedown
5 Painting Flowers
- All Time Low
6 Where's My Angel
- Metro Station
7 Strange
- Tokio Hotel and Kerli
8 Follow Me Down
- 3OH!3 featuring Neon Hitch
9 Very Good Advice
- Robert Smith
10 In Transit
- Mark Hoppus with Pete Wentz
11 Welcome to Mystery
- Plain White T's
12 Tea Party
- Kerli
13 The Lobster Quadrille
- Franz Ferdinand
14 Running Out of Time
- Motion City Soundtrack
15 Fell Down a Hole
- Wolfmother
16 White Rabbit
- Grace Potter and the Nocturnals




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IMA FIREIN MA LAZERZZZZZZZZZZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!















My name is Ann
I am three
my eyes r swollen
i cannot see
i must be stupid
i must be bad
what else could have made
my daddy mad?
i wish i were better
i wish i weren't ugly
then maybe my mommy
would still want to hug me
when im awake im all alone
the house is dark
my folks aren't home
when my mommy does come
ill try to be nice
so maybe ill just
one whipping tonight
dont make a sound!
i hear him curse
my name he calls
i press myself
against the wall
i try to hide
from his evil eyes
im so afraid now
im starting to cry
he slaps me and hits me
and yells at me more
i finally get free
and i run for the door
he's already locked it
and i start to bawl
he takes me and throws me
against the hard wall
i fall to the floor
with my bones nearly broken
and my daddy continues
with more bad words spoken
"I'm sorry!", i scream
but its much too late
his faced is twisted
in unimaginable hate
the hurt and pain
again and again
oh please god have mercy!
oh please let it end!
and he finally stops
and heads for the door
while i lay motionless
sprawled on the floor
my name is Ann
and i am three
tonight my daddy
murdered me.<------copy-and-paste this to ur profile if u r against child abuse





16"For God so loved the world that he gave his one and only Son, that whoever believes in him shall not perish but have eternal life. 17For God did not send his Son into the world to condemn the world, but to save the world through him. 31"If I testify about myself, my testimony is not valid. 32There is another who testifies in my favor, and I know that his testimony about me is valid.
2 Corinthians 12:9-10
"But he said to me, "My grace is sufficient for you, for my power is made perfect in weakness." Therefore I will boast all the more gladly about my weaknesses, so that Christ's power may rest on me. 10That is why, for Christ's sake, I delight in weaknesses, in insults, in hardships, in persecutions, in difficulties. For when I am weak, then I am strong."

Psalm 103:1-4
Praise the LORD, O my soul;
all my inmost being, praise his holy name.

Praise the LORD, O my soul,
and forget not all his benefits-

who forgives all your sins
and heals all your diseases,

who redeems your life from the pit
and crowns you with love and compassion

Psalm 46
"God is our refuge and strength,
an ever-present help in trouble.
Therefore we will not fear, though the earth give way
and the mountains fall into the heart of the sea,
though its waters roar and foam
and the mountains quake with their surging."

Psalm 73:26
My flesh and my heart may fail,
but God is the strength of my heart
and my portion forever.

Mark 10:27
27 But Jesus looked at them and said, “With men it is impossible, but not with God; for with God all things are possible.”
Lecrae Killa good song i love it and the song Gotta Know! they are AWESOME!!!!!!!!
For all have sinned and fall short of the glory of God.
Psalm 23
The LORD is my shepherd,
I shall not be in want.
He makes me lie down in green pastures,
he leads me beside quiet waters,
He restores my soul.
He guides me in paths of righteousness
for his name's sake.
Even though I walk
through the valley of the shadow of death,
I will fear no evil,
for you are with me;
your rod and your staff,
they comfort me.
You prepare a table before me
in the presence of my enemies.
You anoint my head with oil;
my cup overflows.
Surely goodness and love will follow me
all the days of my life,
and I will dwell in the house of the LORD
forever.
Psalm 30:5
Weeping may remain for a night, but rejoicing comes in the morning
Psalm 34:18
The Lord is close to the brokenhearted and saves those who are crushed in spirit
Psalm 46:1-2
God is our refuge and strength, an ever-present help in trouble. Therefore we will not fear, though the earth give way and the mountains fall into the heart of the sea.
Isaiah 66:12-14
For this is what the LORD says:
"I will extend peace to her like a river,
and the wealth of nations like a flooding stream;
you will nurse and be carried on her arm
and dandled on her knees.
As a mother comforts her child,
so will I comfort you;
and you will be comforted over Jerusalem."
When you see this, your heart will rejoice
and you will flourish like grass;
the hand of the LORD will be made known to his servants,
but his fury will be shown to his foes.
look ppl the end times are comming and this is wats goin dawn
Matthew 24:29-31:

29 "Immediately after the distress of those days " 'the sun will be darkened, and the moon will not give its light; the stars will fall from the sky, and the heavenly bodies will be shaken.'
30 "At that time the sign of the Son of Man will appear in the sky, and all the nations of the earth will mourn. They will see the Son of Man coming on the clouds of the sky, with power and great glory.

31 And he will send his angels with a loud trumpet call, and they will gather his elect from the four winds, from one end of the heavens to the other




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* GLMOP* Star you have Gilbert as your prof. pic =D I missed yoouu!
your welcome
ok...i have to say this ....when i was drawing on SAC...your profile pic was right there on the side the whole time...so i had a twitch the whole time O-e' so yeah you get my point...and i used to watch Danny Phantom alot when it was still on tv. It scarred my memories of it XD i just had to tell you cuase i know it'll make you luagh
lol funny pro pic
thx, my anime pics are MUCH better than my made-up pokemon xD
chech them out if u want :)
What blackbelt3351 said is true.
btw u r an AWESOME drawer :)
the reason you shouldnt reply to "estherbaby4u" is because he/she is giving his/her email and saying he/she wants to "get to know" you.
it. is. a. scam.
btw he/she has been banned
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