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lisa9229

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Sketchfu-ing since 05/20/2011 (user #213658)

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About lisa9229

hi!!f you see a kid hitting a puppy with a baseball bat
97% would yell “STOP!!!”
2% would Cheer
1% would take the baseball bat and hit the kid with it and take the puppy to the vet. Post this on your profile if you are that

|..........| Put This Door On
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FAKE FRIENDS: Never ask for food.
REAL FRIENDS: Are the reasons you have no food.

FAKE FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr/Mrs
REAL FRIENDS: Call your parents by their real name

FAKE FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.
REAL FRIENDS: Would sit next to you saying “Dang… THAT WAS FUN”

FAKE FRIENDS: Never seen you cry.
REAL FRIENDS: Cry with you

FAKE FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
REAL FRIENDS: Keep your crap so long they forget its yours.

FAKE FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Could write a book about you with direct quotes from you.

FAKE FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
REAL FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds butt that left you.

FAKE FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
REAL FRIENDS: Walk right in and say “I’M HOME!”

FAKE FRIENDS: Are for a while.
REAL FRIENDS: Are for life.

FAKE FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you’ve had enough.
REAL FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say “Drink the rest of
that you know we don’t waste that stuff.”

FAKE FRIENDS: Will talk crap to the person who talks crap about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Will knock them out

FAKE FRIENDS: Will give you their umbrella
REAL FRIENDS: Will take yours and scream " RUN LET'S RUN"

~GIRL AND BOY POEM~(Which is so romantic!)
GIRL: Do I ever cross ur mind?
BOY: NO
GIRL: Do you like me?
BOY: NO
GIRL: Would you cry if I left?
BOY: NO
GIRL: Would you live for me?
BOY: NO
GIRL: Would you do anything for me?
BOY: NO
GIRL: Choose my life or your life?
BOY: My life
The girl runs away in shock and pain, and the boy runs after her and says....
The reason you never cross my mind is because your always on my mind. The reason why I don't like you is because I love you. The reason I don't want you is because I need you. The reason why I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left. The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you. The reason I'm not willing to do anything for you is because I would do everything for you. The reason I would choose my life is because, you are my life!

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☠96% of girls would die if Justin Bieber jumped off a bridge. Put this on your profile if you would be one of the 4% yelling "Jump, jump, jump!!!!"
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love <3 peace and chicken greese
put this your profile if you are sick of animal hunting for Tigers, Pandas and more
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╚═ღ╝╚═╩═╩ღ╩═╝ JESUS!!!!!

my heart belongs to: GOD!


1. Hold your breath ♥
2. Go to your profile and add this ♥
3. Still holding your breath ♥
Cαn't Stαnd Mε...Sit Dσωn!
║Cαn't Fαce Mε...Wεll Turn Arσund!
║Lσvε Mε?...Grεαt!
║Hαtε Mε?...Eνεn Bεttεr!
║Think Im Uglч...Dσn't Lσσк At Mε!
║Dσn't Likε Mч Stчlε...Dσn't Lιкє Yσurѕ!
║Dσn't Knσw Mε... Dσn't Judge Mε!
║Think Yσu Knσw Mε...Yσu Hαvε Nσ Idεα4. If you made it, your a good kisser ♥

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.`•.¸.•´ ♥ Sing like you know the words; ♥
¸.•´¸.•´¨) ¸.•*¨) ♥ Dance like no one's watching; ♥
(¸.•´ (¸.•´ .•´ ¸¸.•¨¯`•.♥ ~~ And love like it's never going to hurt! ♥

Your Girl Side

[] You wear lip gloss.
[x] You love to shop.
[ ] You wear eyeliner.
[x] You have some of the same shirts in different colors.
[ ] You wear the color pink.
[x] Go to your mom for advice.
[x] You consider cheerleading a sport.
[ ] You hate wearing the color black.
[x] You like hanging out at the mall.
[ ] You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.
[X] You like wearing jewelry.
[ ] Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe.
[x] Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.
[X] You don't like the movie Star Wars.
[X] You are/were in cheerleading, gymnastics or dance.
[X] It takes you around 1 hour to shower, get dressed,/ and put on make-up and accessories.
[X] You smile a lot more than you should.
[x] You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.
[X] You care about what you look like. (i just don't want to look ugly... that's all)
[ ] You like wearing dresses when you can.
[ ] You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne.
[X] Used to play with dolls as little kid.
[ ] Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy of it.
[x] Like taking pictures of yourself with your cell phone/camera when you're bored.



Your Guy Side

[x] You like/love hoodies.
[X] You like/love jeans.(they leave marks on my waist)
[x] Dogs are better than cats.
[X] It's hilarious when people get hurt.
[X] You've played with/against boys on a team.
[ ] Shopping is torture.
[x] Sad movies suck.
[ ] You own an X-Box.
[x] Played with Hotwheels cars as a kid.
[ ] At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
[X] You own a DS, PS2 or Sega.
[ ] You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.
[x] You watch sports on TV. (father daughter bonding xD)
[ ] Gory movies are cool.
[ ] You go to your dad for advice.
[ ] You own like a trillion baseball caps
[X] You like going to football games.
[ ] You used to/do collect baseball cards.
[X] Baggy pants are cool to wear. (some of the time)
[x] It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
[X] Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors. (purple and black are my fav!)
[X] You love to go crazy and not care what people think.
[X] Sports are fun (some)
[x] Talk with food in your mouth.

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Warning:DOES NOT WORK ON LAPTOPS xD

Ok some short terms when texting!
AFAIK =» As Far As I Know
AFK =» Away From Keyboard
ASAP =» As Soon As Possible
BBL =» Be Back Later
BBN =» Bye Bye Now
BBS =» Be Back Soon
BEG =» Big Evil Grin
BF =» Boyfriend
BRB =» Be Right Back
BTW =» By The Way
BWL =» Bursting With Laughter
C&G =» Chuckle and Grin
CICO =» Coffee In, Coffee Out
CID =» Crying In Disgrace
CNP =» Continued (in my) Next Post
CP =» Chat Post(a chat message)
CRBT =» Crying Real Big Tears
CSG =» Chuckle Snicker Grin
CYA =» See You
CYAL8R =» See You Later
DLTBBB =» Don't Let The Bed Bugs Bite
EG =» Evil Grin
EMSG =» Email Message
FC =» Fingers Crossed
FTBOMH =» From The Bottom Of My Heart
FYI =» For Your Information
FWIW =» For What It's Worth
GAL =» Get A Life
GF =» Girlfriend
GFN =» Gone For Now
GMBA =» Giggling My Butt Off
GMTA =» Great Minds Think Alike
GTSY =» Glad To See You
H&K =» Hug and Kiss
HAGN =» Have A Good Night
HHIS =» Hanging Head in Shame
IAE =» In Any Event
IC =» I See
IMO =» In My Opinion
IOW =» In Other Words
IRL =» In Real Life
IWALU =» I Will Always Love You
JMO =» Just My Opinion
JTLYK =» Just To Let You Know
KIT =» Keep In Touch
KOC =» Kiss On Cheek
KOL =» Kiss On Lips
L8R =» Later
L8R G8R =» Later 'Gater
LHM =» Lord Help Me
LHO =» Laughing Head Off
LMAO =» Laughing My *** Off
LMSO =» Laughing My Socks Off
LOL =» Laugh Out Loud
LSHMBH =» Laughing So Hard My Belly Hurts
LTNS =» Long Time No See
LTS =» Laughing To Self
LUWAMH =» Love You With All My Heart
LY =» Love Ya
MTF =» More To Follow
NRN =» No Reply Necessary
NADT =» Not A Darn Thing
OIC =» Oh, I See
OTOH =» On The Other Hand
OTTOMH =» Off The Top of My Head
PDS =» Please Don't Shoot
PM =» Private Message
PMFJI =» Pardon Me For Jumping In
POAHF =» Put On A Happy Face
QSL =» Reply
QSO =» Conversation
QT =» Cutie
ROTFL =» Rolling On The Floor Laughing
ROTFLOL =» Rolling On The Floor Laughing Out Loud
RTM =» Read The Manual!
SETE =» Smiling Ear To Ear
SHID =» Slaps Head In Disgust
SO =» Significant Other
SOT =» Short Of Time
SOTMG =» Short Of Time Must Go
SWL =» Screaming with Laughter
SYS =» See You Soon
TA =» Thanks Again
TGIF =» Thank God It's Friday
TCOY =» Take Care Of Yourself
TILII =» Tell It Like It Is
TNT =» Till Next Time
TOY =» Thinking Of You
TTFN =» Ta Ta For Now
TTYL =» Talk To You Later
WB =» Welcome Back
YBS =» You'll Be Sorry
YG =» Young Gentleman
YL =» Young Lady
YM =» Young Man


[]Gotten detention.
[] Gotten your phone taken away in class.
[] Gotten suspended.
[X] Gotten caught chewing gum.
[] Gotten caught cheating on a test.
Total : 1

[X] Arrived late to class more than 5 times.
[] Didn’t do homework over 5 times.
[] Turned at least 3 projects in late.
[] Missed school cause you felt like it.
[X] Laughed so loud you almost got kicked out of class. (that happens to me alot)
Total : 2

[X] Got your mom / dad etc. to get you out of school.
[x] Texted people during class.
[x] Passed notes.
[X] Threw stuff across the room.
[] Laughed at the teacher.
Total : 4

[] Pulled Down The Fire Alarm.
[X] Went on Myspace, Facebook, Xanga, etc. on the computer at school
[X] Took Pictures during school hours.
[] Called someone during school hours.
[] Listened to an iPod, CD, etc... During class
Total : 2

[] Threw something at the teacher.
[X] Went outside the classroom without permission.
[] Broke the dress code.
[X] Failed a class test
[X] Ate food during class.
Total : 3

[X] Gotten a call from school.
[] Couldn’t go on a field trip cause you behaved badly.
[X] Sent in report card 2 ( etc. ) days after the due date.
[] Gotten a detention and didn't go.
[] Said a bad word to your teacher outloud
[] Called someone a name during class loud enough so the teacher could hear.
Total : 2

[X] Faked your parents signature.
[X] Slept in class.
[] Cursed at a teacher to their face in another language.
[x] Copied homework.
Total : 3
What is your name: Alyssa
Spell it backwards: Assyla
Spell it with ur elbow: alkytssa
Spell it with ur eyes shut: Alyssa
Spell it with your forehead: wsolooluyuytgrtt
Spell it with ur chin: zl,hysxzs
Spell it with you toes: asluyfdsza
Spell it with your nose: Alyssa
Spell it with your fingers: Alyssa
Spell it with your knuckles: Alyssa


If he says you look Cute he is looking at your smile
IF he says Your Hot he is looking at your body :P
If he says your Pretty he is looking at your face.
If he Says your Beautiful he is looking in the Heart

>> A-P-P-L-E-- (If you are taken.)
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>> B-L-U-E-B-E-R-R-Y--(If you absolutly adore someone.)
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>> B-A-N-A-N-A-- (If you are confused.)
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>> C-H-E-R-R-Y--(If you like someone but not sure how they feel about you.)
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>> G-R-A-P-E-- (If your single.)
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>> L-E-M-O-N-- (If you have given up.)
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>> P-E-A-C-H-- (If there's no point in liking the person you like.)
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>> P-I-N-E-A-P-P-L-E-- (If your just taking life as it comes.)
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>> S-T-R-A-W-B-E-R-R-Y--(If you like someone and they like you but you're
>> not going out.)

I am a pineapple!!!!

1. take ur middle finger and put on ur nose.
2.say a name of someone u like.
3.that person will ask u out or say they love u tomorrow.
4. heres the thing copy and paste 2 ur pro

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put that on your page if u r the 8% that think animals should be treated with the same rights as human




Put this on your site
║╚╣║║╚╗If you LOVE to laugh!:D
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Girl Conffessions

1. Would you rather sleep alone or with someone else?
With a friend!!!
2. Do you sleep with socks on?
Sometimes
3. Do you sleep in your bra?
No way feels weird xD
4. Do you enjoy drama?
Yes!!!

6. Who was the last person you hugged?
My Dad
7. Small or large purse?
EWW NO PURSES TOO GIRLY!!!
8. Are you short?
Nah,I`m a medium!!!
9. Do you like somebody?
Yea!
10.Does your Facebook password have to do with a boy?
I don`t have 1 too young!
11. Do you care if your socks are dirty?
sometime depends what kind!
12. Do you think you’re conceited?
Nope!
13. Do you dress up on Halloween?
Duh?!?!?!?! it`s HALLOWEEN and TOTALLY FUN!!!
14. Are you double jointed?
Nope...I think?
15. Where is the weirdest place you have slept?
My bro`s butt xD ~Short Story~
16. Has anyone touched/smacked your butt in the past 24 hours?
heck no! I will NEVER let anyone go back there!!!
17. Is there any type of rumor going around about you?
Before...LONG STORY!!!
18. Do you call anybody by their last name?
NO WAY!!!
19. How many guys will read this just because it says "Girl Confessions"?
idk

check of those that apply:
[] I do wear make up.
[x] I have cried in a movie theater.
[] I can put mascara on without opening my mouth.
[x] I get jealous
[] I think Johnny Depp is sexy
[x] I love to laugh.
[x] I like death/grind/black metal.
[x] I like rap.
[x] I like techno.
[] I like folk music.
[] I carry a purse.
[x] I'd be lost without my computer.
[] I own a Spice Girls CD.
[] I own a Britney Spears CD.
[] I own a boy band CD.
[x] I get bored watching football.
[x] I've never been called a spoiled brat.
[x] Guys are annoying.
[] I've been called a bad influence.
[] I have/had a piercing other than my ears

A white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here."
The black man turned around and stood up. He then said:
"Listen sir....when I was born I was BLACK "
"When I grew up I was BLACK, "
"When I'm sick I'm BLACK, "
"When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, "
"When I'm cold I'm BLACK, "
"When I die I'll be BLACK."
"But you sir."
"When you are born you're PINK".
"When you grow up you're WHITE, "
"When you're sick, you're GREEN, "
"When you go in the sun you turn RED, "
"When you're cold you turn BLUE, "
"And when you die you turn PURPLE.
"And you have the nerve to call me colored?"
The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away..
Put this on your page if you DETEST racism


Can you raed tihs? Olny srmat poelpe can. I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg.The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. If you can raed tihs cpoy and ptsae tihs on yuor porfle.

1. YOUR REAL NAME
Alyssa

2. YOUR GANGSTA NAME:
(first 3 letters of real name + izzle.)
alyizzle (weird xD)

3. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME:
(fav color and fav animal)
Purple Puppy

4. YOUR STAR WARS NAME:
(the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name)
salal


5. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME:
(Your 2nd favorite color, and favorite
drink)
Black Coke


6. YOUR GOTH NAME:
(Black and the name of one of your pets)
Black Hannah or Rosey (everyone calls my dog hannah it`s really Rosey)

calling me WEIRD won't make you COOL
calling me NERDY won't make you POPULAR
calling me MEAN won't make you NICE
calling me UGLY won't make you PRETTY
calling me DIRTY won't make you CLEAN
everytime you insult someone, the only one you're hurting is YOU. copy and paste if you don't like criticism


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[2] тнє αиѕωєя ιѕ ℓ0σк αт 11
[3] ∂σит gєт мα∂ ℓ0σк αт 15
[4] ¢αℓм ∂σωи ∂σи'т вє мα∂ ℓ0σк αт 13
[5] fιяѕт ℓ0σк αт 2
[6] ∂σит вє тнαт αиgяу ℓ0σк αт 12
[7] ι נυѕт ωαитє∂ тσ ѕαу нι
[8] ωнαт ι ωαитє∂ тσ тєℓℓ уσυ ιѕ...тнє αиѕωєя ιѕ σи 14
[9] вє ραтιєит ℓ0σк αт 4
[10] тнιѕ ιѕ тнє ℓαѕт тιмe, ℓ0σк αт 7
[11] ι нσρє уσυ'яє иσт мα∂ ωнєи ι ѕαу тнιѕ ℓ0σк αт 6
[12] ѕσяяу ℓ0σк αт 8
[13] ∂σи'т gєт мα∂ ℓ0σк αт 10
[14] ι ∂σит киσω нσω тσ ѕαу тнιѕ ℓ0σк αт 3
[15] уσυ мυѕт вє яєαℓℓℓℓℓℓу мα∂ ℓ0σк αт иυмвєя 4

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► Play? Well, why should I?
▌▌ Pause? But I don't want to stop.
■ Stop! I won't listen to you! Go away!
◄◄ Rewind... NO. Life is good enough


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Some people are like Slinkies, really good for nothing. But they can still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs...

I am the girl
Who can
Set the kitchen on fire
Making a bowl of cereal

Don't take life too seriously
Nobody makes it out alive anyway

Have Hope <3
There is always a light at the end of the tunnel
Just pray it's not a train



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╠╬╬╬╣
╠╬╬╬╣OK! WHO ATE MY
╠╬╬╬╣CHOCOLATE!!
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♥___♥_♥___♥ heart ╔╦╦╦╦═╗Put this on your page
║╩║║║╔╗if you give free hugs
╚╩╩═╩═╝ :P


♥___♥___♥_ on your
__♥_____♥__ page if
___♥___♥___ you love
____♥_♥____ someone
_____♥_____very much



....๑۩۩๑ PUT THIS ON YOUR
.....// • •\\ profile IF YOU
....(/(_•_)\) HATE ANIMAL
...._/''**''\ ABUSE.
...(/_)^(_\)




────(♥)(♥)(♥)────(♥)(♥)(♥) __ ɪƒ ƴσυ'ʀє αʟσηє,
──(♥)██████(♥)(♥)██████(♥) ɪ'ʟʟ ɓє ƴσυʀ ѕɧα∂σѡ.
─(♥)████████(♥)████████(♥) ɪƒ ƴσυ ѡαηт тσ cʀƴ,
─(♥)██████████████████(♥) ɪ'ʟʟ ɓє ƴσυʀ ѕɧσυʟ∂єʀ.
──(♥)████████████████(♥) ɪƒ ƴσυ ѡαηт α ɧυɢ,
────(♥)████████████(♥) __ ɪ'ʟʟ ɓє ƴσυʀ ρɪʟʟσѡ.
──────(♥)████████(♥) ɪƒ ƴσυ ηєє∂ тσ ɓє ɧαρρƴ,
────────(♥)████(♥) __ ɪ'ʟʟ ɓє ƴσυʀ ѕɱɪʟє.
─────────(♥)██(♥) ɓυт αηƴтɪɱє ƴσυ ηєє∂ α ƒʀɪєη∂,
───────────(♥) __ ɪ'ʟʟ ʝυѕт ɓє ɱє



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Attack!



You say Edward, I say Peeta
You say Jacob, I say Gale
You say Bella, I say Katniss
You say Washington, I say Panem
You say vampires, I say tributes
You say "How Romantic", I say "Die!"



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..(^_^) I am bunny.
...().()D..<Post me on your profile
...U.U because I want to take over the world!



.()_()
.(.';'.)
.(>..)> █ i was like, totally gonna give u this
.u..u chocolate bar,

...()_()
...(o_o)
█<(.<.)but then i was like...
...U..U

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.(O.O)
.(>█<) I'm sooo hungry!!!
.U..U

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(.^.^.)
(>█<) then i ate it......
U..U


☻/ This is Bob.
/▌ Copy and paste him so he can take
/ \ over the world!

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I joined your Tiny Cute Food app. =D
I have a question about the contest. What is the prize and when does it end???
Thanks!
I LOVE UR PIC?Do you like Justin Bieber?
OK!send me the link!
okk!!WHAT APP?
I'm sorry I forgot to unlock it. I'm sorry :(
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oh. i thought they would have that. but then i wouldn't know b/c i dont own 1. sorry.
oh. well maybe you could make something on the paint program on your computer, save it, and put that as your picture. sorry i couldn't be of more help.

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