lambfan7

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Sketchfu-ing since 07/11/2011 (user #237810)

15, female

<----- Daisy is my favorite and just like ME!!!!

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About lambfan7

HOW DARE YOU TRY TO READ LAMBFAN7 THE CAKE MASTERS PROFILE???
Well ok ^.^
I AM THE CAKE MASTER. I love cats. My bffs are Mintin, honeybanana,irisdreams,evie,my sisters,and yeah sorry if I forget u please tell me if I did.Anyways I think I like Disney better then nick...BUT I'm still deciding! Thats all for now!!! Bye!!
Super hero: NO!!! U THERE! I FIRMLY DO NOT GIVE U PERMISSION TO READ LAMBFAN7 THE CAKES MASTERS PROFILE!
me: NO NO!! it's fine.... Well maybe it isn't xD
Super hero: see?!!! NOW UNLESS YOUR FROM JUPITER THE PLANET OR NEPTUNE OR SATURN (NOT PLUTO OR MARS OR EARTH!!!) well maybe earth...YOU CANNOT READ THIS PROFILE!
Me: YEAH I AGREE!!
super hero: so its settled!!! DID U HEAR THAT PEOPLE??? FOLLOW IT!!! ITS THE RULE OF THIS PROFILE
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Me: hello who is this?
Person: it's your mom
Me: MOM?!! you trapped inside this strange and scary object?!!
Person: no sweetheart it's just th-
Me: DON'T WORRY MOM I'LL GET U OUT!! *smashes Telephone* ARE U OUT???
Person: *mom drives into the driveway* *gets out the car and gets into the house*
Me: MOM!!!!! :D
Person: hi sweetie -_-

Me: hello this is Pizza Hut how may I help you?
Old lady: g-g-give me oatmeal...and some p-p-prune juice hon
Me: sorry mam we don't sell that here
Old lady: WHAT??!!! G-GIVE IT TO ME!!!! AND I AIN'T NO MAM IM A LADY!!!!!
me: well I'm sorry mam but can I get u something else from the menu?
Old lady: I SAID I AIN'T NO MAM I A LADY!!!! WHERES THE MANAGER OF THIS STORE???
me: I AM!!!! you know what? Good bye *hangs up*
old lady: *hangs up* thats one reason I don't see my grand children -_-

Dear Microsoft Word. Please understand that my name is NOT a spelling mistake, and that you are NOT a dictionary, therefore you have no right to correct my spelling errors. Thank you.░

Dear Google. Please stop trying to guess what I am typing after 1 letter. Little cocky aren't we?

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*paste this on your profile if you're a muslim!!!!*

[1] Look at 4
[2]me either look at 12
[3]ok i lied look at 8
[4]Wanna here a secret? look at 6
[5]one last time! look at 3
[6]i dont know how to say this look at 2
[7]SIKE! look at 9
[8]ok i mean it this time ONE LAST TIME! look at 7
[9]I PROMISE LAST TIME! look at 11
[10]dont be mad i just wanted to say hi
[11]DOUBLE SIKE! ok look at 10
[12]you must be mad right now look at 5

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( '_')
(> )># So, I got you this lil waffle.
U..U

....(\_/)
....('_' )
.#<( <) but then I was like...
....U..U

..(\_/)
.(O.O)
.(>#<) this waffle is looking good!!!
.U....U

(\_/)
( '_')
(> )># But then I said sharing is caring
U..U

....(\_/)
....('_' )
.#<( <) but then I was like...
....U..U

..(\_/)
.(O.O)
.(>#<) ITZ MA WAFFLE!!!!!
.U....U

(\__/)
(='.'=) And then I fell over
(_)_(_)#

.(\_/)
.(o.o)
(># <) And da waffle got dirty….
.U..U

(\_/)
(¬.¬) You know what, you can have da waffle now…..
(> )>#
U..U

.()_()
.(O.O)
.(>█<) ‘Cuz in da meantime, I got this chocolate bar!
.U..U

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(.^.^.)
(>█<) Ha.
U..U

☻/ This is Bob.
/▌ Copy and paste him so he can take
/ \ over the world.

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╠╬╬╬╣Who ate My Chocolate????
╚╩╩╩╝STUPID BUNNY TOOK ME CHOCCIE!

~~~22 things to do in an elevator~~~
1) crack open your briefcase or handbag and say,
“Got enough air in there?”
2) stand motionless and silent in the corner facing the wall without getting off
3) when arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors, then act embarrassed when they open
4) greet everyone with a warm handshake then ask them to call you Admiral
5) meow occasionally
6) stare at another person for a while then say “You’re one of THEM” then back away slowly
7) say “DING!” at every floor
8) say “I wonder what these do?” then press all the red buttons
9) make explosion noises when anyone presses a button
10) stare, grinning at another person for a while then announce “ I don’t have any socks on”
11) when the elevator is silent, look around then ask “ Is that your beeper?”
12) try to make a personal phone call on an emergency phone
13) draw a little square on the ground with chalk then announce “ This is my personal space”
14) when there’s only one other passenger in the elevator poke them then act like in wasn’t you
15) push the buttons and act like they give you a shock, smile, then go back for more
16) ask if you can push the buttons for someone else then push the wrong ones
17) hold the doors open and say you’re waiting for a friend then after a while let the doors close and say “ Hey Greg, how was your day?”
18) drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to pick in up then yell
“Hey that’s mine!”
19) bring a camera and take pictures of all the passengers
20) pretend you’re a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with passengers
21) Swat at flies that don’t exist
22) Call out “Group hug!”
23) When anyone comes on salut and say "Welcome aboard"

1. YOUR REAL NAME
Nasira

2. YOUR GANGSTA NAME:
(first 4 letters of real name + izzle.)
Nasiizzle
3. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME:
(fave color and fav animal)
blue kitten

4. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME:
(your middle name and the street you live on)
Suha Eloquence

5. YOUR STAR WARS NAME:
(the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name)
Sedna

6. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME:
(Your 2nd favorite color, and favorite fizzy drink)
green fanta

7.YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME:
(both parents middle name)
Kabir Mohammed

8. YOUR GOTH NAME:
(Black and the name of one of your pets)
Black nothing (i dont have a pet)

THIS IS THIS CAT
THIS IS IS CAT
THIS IS HOW CAT
THIS IS TO CAT
THIS IS KEEP CAT
THIS IS A CAT
THIS IS RETARD CAT
THIS IS BUSY CAT
THIS IS FOR CAT
THIS IS THIRTY CAT
THIS IS SECONDS CAT
now.. go back and read the THIRD word of every sentence from the top..copy and paste if you fell for it.

WELCOME TO PASHION FOR FASHION, I AM YOUR HOST, PETER SHNOB
in this game, we will see who is the prettiest, and ugliest. Now let's meet our first contestant. Patty Shwob: hi I'm patty Shwob and I SURLEY have a passion fr fashion *music plays* our second contestant. Hi I'm Regena Quilt. I think I have a passion for fashion because...well....IM PRETTY AND UR UGLY!! Thank you. Peter: ok those first two contestants will compete in a MAKEUP WAR! *music plays* they will have to make regualer girls into pretty looking super models!!! Ok here's a look at them backstage working right now! Patty: hi I'm patty nice to meet u. Regena: yeah yeah whateva. Patty: *starts working on makeup* ok now I need blush..um Regena did u use all he blush for UR person? Regena: no! There's still some more! Patty: ok could u pass it to me please? Regena: ok fine *gives it to patty* Patty: *gets done 5 min later* um Regena your taking a really long time, are you sure your gonna finish? Regena: yeah of course stop babying me! Patty: SOR-RY Peter: ok ladies come on out! Regena: OH NO! Patty: *walks on stage with her person* here is my person, she is just like a supermodel now! and her name is Jessica Jessica: hi people! i think Patty did GREAT with my makeup! thanks Patty! Patty: your welcome Jessica.Peter: ok, now for Regena. *Regena comes out with unfinished person* Regena: UM. my-my model is named Jennifer. Peter: Jennifer what do u have to say about your makeup? Jennifer: its not completly finished to be honest. Regena: well, um... Peter: ANYWAYS..our judges need to hear your presentations. Patty, your up first. Patty: well my model Jessica, has blueish eyeshadow ad black eyeliner and i did her hair in curls, she also has a glossy pink lipstick and shiny blush judge #1: i like it, i vote yes judge 2: i hate it i vote no judge 3: i love it i vote yes Regena: sorry, but all i did on my model was her hair which is not that complete, and some blush. judge 1 :no judge 2: no judge 3: no Peter: CONGRATS PATTY SHWOB YOU WON! patty: WOOHOO! WHAT DO I WIN? PETER: 100,000,000 DOLLARS! PATTY: WOOHOO!

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COPY THIS, IF YOU CARE ABOUT CANCER PATIENTS.
All of us have thousands of wishes. To be thinner, to be bigger, have more money, have a cool car, a day off, a new phone, to date the person of your dreams. A cancer patient has only one wish: to kick cancer's B-U-T-T. I know that 97% of you won't post this as your status, but my friends will be the 3% that do. In honor of someone who died or is fighting cancer, or even had cancer, post this for at least one hour. ♥