kelly711

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Sketchfu-ing since 06/09/2010 (user #88332)

16, female

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279 drawings

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54 funny

60 cute

58 impressive

About kelly711

Hey, i'm Kelly711!. I WANT SOME ELEPHANT EARS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sketchfu-ing since 04/22/2010 (user #76020)

female, single

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(> )># So, I got you this lil waffle.
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.#<( <) but then I was like...
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.(>#<) dis waffle looks so good!!!
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U...U
You know what; I’m going to eat da waffle. :]

FAKE FRIENDS: Never ask for food
REAL FRIENDS: Are the reason you have no food.

FAKE FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr/Mrs.
REAL FRIENDS: Call your parents by their first names.

FAKE FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
REAL FRIENDS: Cry with you.

FAKE FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
REAL FRIENDS: Keep your stuff so long they forget its yours.

FAKE FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Could write a book about you with direct quotes from you.

FAKE FRIENDS: Will leave you behind to be with the crowd.
REAL FRIENDS: Will get the whole crowd to come over to you.

FAKE FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
REAL FRIENDS: Would knock after they've let themselves in.

FAKE FRIENDS: Will talk bad to the person who talks bad about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Will knock them out.

FAKE FRIENDS: Would ignore this.
REAL FRIENDS: Will repost it

FAKE FRIENDS: Are for a while.
REAL FRIENDS: Are forever

1. i need to tell u something look at 6
2. sorry, go to 14
3. o.k. look at 7
4. now find 12
5.um.... i forgot wat i was gonna say
6. now look at 10
7. forgive me if ur mad, but look at 15
8.no go to 2
9. now scoot down to 11
10.did i say 10? i meant 8
11. find ur way to 4
12. no wait, 13
13. this is really the LAST time, look at 5
14. i can tell ur angry, but look at 3
15. go up to 9

a black man tries to enter a club.

'A white man said,
"Colored people are not allowed here."

The black man turned around and stood up. He then said:

"Listen sir....when I was born I was BLACK When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir. When you are born you're PINK When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?"'
Paste this on your profile if you hate racism.

it's a pillow... it;s a pet... its a.....
PILLOW PET!!!!!!!!

Hello, Bonjour, Hola, Ni Hao, Salve, Merhaba
(copy and paste this on your profile if u consider ur self a friendly person)

If you enjoy copying and pasting these copy and paste thingies, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile

If you have ever read a 250 pg + book in less than one day, copy and paste this into your profile

If you think that those stupid kids should just give that God-forsaken Trix rabbit some Trix, copy & paste this into your profile

f you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile

THINGS YOU DON"T WANT TO HEAR DURING SUGERY
1.OOPS!
2.Has anybody survived 800 ml of this stuff?
3.if this is his spleen, then what's that?
4.come back here with that, bad dog!
5.DAMN! page 47 of the manual is missing!
6.wait a minute, my manual doesn't say that.
7.Nurse, get me a bucket, i think i'm gonna be sick!
8.Steril, schmerial.
9.the floors clean,right?
10.nurse, could you stop that thing from beating? it's irritating me!
11.let's hurry this up, i don't want to miss American Idol
12.FIRE FIRE! EVERYBODY GET OUT!

BEFORE MARRIGE:
Wife: sweetie?
Husband: Yes!
Wife: Do you hate me?
Husband: No, why would you think that!
Wife: Do you love me?
Husband: Of Course!
Wife: Have you ever cheated on me?
Husband: Never!
Wife: Will you kiss me?
Husband: Every chance I get!
Wife: Will you smack me?
Husband: No way!
Wife: Do you think Im pretty?
Husband: Yes!
Wife: sweetie!
AFTER MARRIGE: READ FROM BOTTOM TO TOP

I'M THE TYPE OF
GIRL WHO WILL LAUGH IN
THE MIDDLE OF DEAD
SILENCE ABOUT SOMETHING
THAT HAPPENED
YESTERDAY!!!!

CHOCOLATE MILK COME FROM CHOCOLATE COWS.
COPY AND PASTE THIS IF U AGREE.

TOP TEN SONGZ:
1.Hero;Enrique Iglesias
2..I'm yours;Jason Myraz
3.So What;P!NK
4.Tengo tu love;Sie7e
5.Someone like you; Adele
6.Promise; Romeo Santos
7.Please don't leave me;P!NK
8.Forever Young;Jay-z
9.Fireflies;Owl City
10.Your Beautiful; James Blunt

If u LOVE Spongebob Squarepants, copy and paste this on your profile

Top Ten BEST Spongebob Squarepants episodes:
1 Idiot box
2.The camping episode
3.Band Geeks
4.Frankendoodle
5.Chocolate with nuts
6.Pizza Delivery
7.Dying for Pie
8.Rock Bottom
9.Club Spongebob
10.Life of Crime