kawaiibrandijean

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Northern Italy (Feliciano Vargas)

[/] You were bullied a lot in your childhood
[/] You adore pasta, pizza, cheese, and fruit.
[/] You're very happy-go-lucky
[/] You constantly have a dozy look on your face as if you're always away with the fairies
[ ] You have a long curly strand of hair that always tends to stick up
[/] You're a good artist
[/] You can be clumsy
[ ] You have a friend you always depend upon if you mess up something
[ ] If your life was in danger, you would do the typical Italian thing and say:
"PLEASE DON'T KILL ME! I HAVE RELATIVES IN YOUR COUNTRY!"
[ ] You would surrender in a war situation

(6/10)

Germany (Ludwig)

[ ] You're very stoic and serious
[ ] Sausages are your favorite foods.
[/] You like to walk dogs/your dog
[/] Your boss/principal/tutor/home-room teacher is a nut-case.
[ ] You love rules and think they should always be followed to
[x] You think the world would be better if everyone played by the rules
[ ] You work very hard too hard...
[x] Your alone time is your 'happy time'
[ ] You can appear tough but be very considerate towards people
[/] You've had issues with money once or twice

(5/10)

Japan (Kiku Honda)

[ ] You're very mature
[ ] You think everything over before saying it. 9no way XD)
[ ] You believe in ghosts but aren't phased by the experience when you see one
[/] You isolated yourself during childhood
[ ] You became very successful in a short amount of time
[/] You are somewhat inexperienced when it comes to the outside world
[ ] You can seem cold/aloof to other people
[ ] You're good at practical tasks
[/] You need time to adjust to new people

(3/9)


The Allies

The United States of America (Alfred F. Jones)

[ ] You love hamburgers
[ ] You think you're awesome
[ ] You love to invent things
[ ] You love going to the cinema/watching films/making films
[ ] You can seem to be very brash to other people
[ ] You have a tendency to stick your nose into other peoples' business
[ ] You're terrified of ghosts
[ ] You know aliens exist
[ ] You tend to wear a bomber jacket all the time
[/] You wear glasses

(1/10) bwahaha

The United Kingdom of England, Wales, Scotland, and Northern Ireland (Arthur
Kirkland)

[/] You like tea
[/] You were quite tough and troublesome as a kid
[ ] You're very sarcastic and cynical
[ ] Your cooking is awful
[/] You love spiritual magical stuff, such as fairies, ghosts...
[ ] ...But you refuse to believe in aliens.
[ ] You have tried doing black magic before
[ ] You get drunk quite easily (never tried)
[ ] When you are drunk, you tend to be very unhappy
[ ] You're good at embroidery

(3/10)

France (Francis Bonnefoy)

[/] You're very affectionate
[ ] You think you have a great fashion sense
[ ] You like wine {um.. im 12 XD
[ ] You're the master of whispering romantic things into peoples' ears
[/] You love red roses
[ ] When it comes to L’amour, you don't mind men or women
[ ] You're very proud of yourself
[x] You love culture and the arts
[ ] You're very flamboyant
[ ] You say you're a gourmet

(3/10)

Russia (Ivan Braginski)

[/] you had a very sad childhood.
[/] You're very tall
[/] You have a tendency to switch between personalities
[ ] you wear a scarf all the time
[/] You love sunflowers
[ ] You love vodka
[/] You can seem intimidating to other people
[/] You're very strong
[/] You have a big nose [ my nose has a bump...]
[/] You have a strange laugh that can scare people

(8/10) [OH YESH]

China (Wong Yao)

[ ] You're very mature
[ ] You're very superstitious
[/] You're very religious
[/] You love pandas
[ ] You love cooking so much that you nag if food has a certain pattern of tastes
[/] You love Hello Kitty
[/] You try to be a role-model for your brothers/sisters/whatever, but are never
taken seriously.
[ ] You work hard
[/] You're good at drawing
[x] You like sweets [oh heck yes XD]

(6/10)

And now for some other countries!

Austria (Roderich Edelstein)

[ ] You are very well-raised
[/] You're polite
[/] You love classical music
[x] You like cake
[ ] You have a mole on your face
[x] You dedicate your time to your hobbies rather than what needs to be done right away
[ ] You are a virtuoso/play very well on at least one instrument
[ ] You've composed music before
[ ] You tend to call people 'morons' (kono obakasan ga u_u)
[/] You wear glasses

(5/10)

Canada (Matthew Williams)

[/] You're often ignored by people
[ ] You look younger than you actually are
[ ] You love hockey
[/] You love polar bears
[ ] You hate fighting
[ ] You have one strand of curly hair, like Italy
[ ] You often get mistaken for someone else
[/] You feel under-appreciated
[ ] You're bilingual (;-;)
[ ] You always carry a bear with you

(3/10)

Cuba

[ ] You smoke
[/] You're very physically strong
[ ] You've won a lot of fist-fights
[ ] In your social circle, there are two brothers you get along with one, but not with the other.
[/] You have very strong emotions about a variety of topics
[ ] You like hot weather [ hate the f-ing hot weather
[ ] You can be very friendly from time to time
[ ] You look very tough on the outside
[ ] You make a very nice role-model
[ ] You don't let people get a word in edgeways

(2/10)

Hungary (Elizavéta Hédeváry)

[/] You have a potty-mouth
[ ] You like to wear flowers in your hair
[/] You used to be a very tough kid
[/] You're very reliable
[ ] its better to have you as a friend rather than an enemy.
[/] You're very faithful
[/] Your speech and mannerisms can be considered very unladylike
[/] You and your best friend go together like chalk and cheese.
[/] You are graceful one moment and grinning like a maniac the next
[/] If someone yells that yaoi is going on somewhere, you will drop everything to run off to go and see it.

(8/10)[ well i am quarter Hungarian...]

Lithuania (Toris Lorinaitis)

[x] You're very loyal
[ ] You feel like your best friend drags you around a lot, but you both have a Great time together
[ ] You're very serious
[ ] You have a lot of patience
[/] You think too much about philosophical stuff
[ ] You get depressed when questioning the point of existing/the universe, etc...
[/] You're not very confident
[ ] You were quite rebellious as a child
[ ] People tend to walk all over you
[/] You're a born worrier

(4/10)

Poland (Feliks Lukasiewicz)

[ ] You're very flamboyant [ i fail.. what does that mean?]
[/] You're quite hyperactive
[/] You can be quite goofy
[ ] When you're depressed, you tend to rise out of it like a phoenix
[/] You're very wary of strangers
[/] It takes you ages to come out of your shell
[/] However, when you're used to someone, you're very chatty
[x] You're very forceful and stand at one end of the argument when it comes to your Opinions
[ ] You love pansies and corn-poppies
[ ] You get up to lots of crazy antics

(6/10)

Prussia (Gilbert Weillschmidt)

[ ] You're quite mean-spirited
[ ] You're a bit of a hooligan
[/] You're very loyal
[ ] You're very good at tactics
[ ] You hate Russia
[/] You love to fight people
[ ] You can avoid marriages quite well
[/] You're not always taken seriously
[ ] You like drinking
[ ] You want to become stronger [ im already strong]

(3/10)

OH YESH I AM LIKE RUSSIA and hungry but RUSSIA IS AWESOME

○● B R I T I S H ○●

[x] You drink a lot of tea.
[ ] You know what a brolly is.
[ ] Deal or No Deal has taken over your life.
[ ] You wanted Ben to win Factor.
[ ] You use the word "bugger" or the phrase "bloody hell."
[x] Fish and Chips are yummy.
[x] You can eat a Full English Breakfast.
[ ] You dislike emos almost as much as you dislike chavs.

Total: 3


○● A U S T R A L I A N ○●

[ ] You wear flip flops all year.
[ ] You call flip flops "thongs", not flip flops.
[x] You love a backyard Barbie.
[ ] You know a Barbie is not a doll.[ just learned that today XD]
[x] You love the beach.
[ ] Sometimes you swear without realizing.
[ ] You're a sports fanatic
[ ] You are tanned. [i cant tan D:]
[ ] You're a bit of a bogan.
[ ] You have an Australian something.

Total: 2


○● I T A L I A N ○●

[ ] The Sopranos is a great show.
[ ] Your last name ends in a vowel.[ im such a noob i had to look up the vowels
[ ] Your grandmother makes her own sauces.
[x] You know how a real meatball tastes.
[ ] You know Italian songs.
[ ] You have dark hair and dark eye color.
[ ] You speak some Italian.
[x] You are under 5'10".
[ ] You know what an Italian horn is.
[x] Pizza/spaghetti is the best food in the world!
[ ] You talk a lot with your hands.

Total: 3


○● S P A N I S H ○●

[ ] You say member instead of Remember.
[ ] You speak Spanish or some.
[x] You like tacos. [[I LOVE TACOS.]]
[ ] YoU TyPe lIkE ThIs On Da CoMpUtEr.
[ ] You are dark skinned.
[ ] You know what a Puta is.
[x] You talk fast occasionally.
[ ] You have had highlights or have dyed your hair.
[ ] You know what platanos are.

Total: 2


○● R U S S I A N ○●

[ ] You say villain as: Vee-lon.
[x] You get short tempered.
[ ] You know of somebody named Natasha.
[ ] You get cold easily.
[x] Rain is fun for you.
[ ] You get into contests all the time.
[x] You can easily make do with the cold weather. [ i love the cold]

Total: 3


○● I R I S H ○●
[ ] You think beer is the best.
[x] You have a bad temper.
[x] Your last name starts with a Mc, Murphy, O', Fitz or ends with a ley, on, un, an, in, ry, ly, y or L.
[x] You have blue or green eyes.
[x] You like the colour green.
[x] You have been to a St. Patty's day party.
[ ] You have a family member from Ireland.
[ ] You have red hair.
[x] You have/had freckles. [all over my right arm lol not one on my face ]
[ ] Your family get together always include drinking and singing.

Total: 6 [well i am mostly Irish]


○● A F R I C A N A M E R I C A N ○●

[ ] You say nigganukka casually.
[ ] You have nappy hair.
[ ] You like rap.
[ ] You know how to shoot a gun. [ im not aloud to have a water gun ]
[ ] You think President George Walker Bush is racist.
[x] You like chicken.
[x] You like watermelon.
[ ] You can dance.
[x] You can sing gospel.

Total: 3


○● A S I A N ○●

[ ] You have slantysmall eyes.
[x] You like rice a lot.
[ ] You are good at math.
[ ] You have played the piano.
[ ] You have family from Asia.
[x] You laugh sometimes covering your mouth.
[ ] Most people think you're Chinese.
[ ] You call hurricanes typhoons.
[ ] You go to Baulko.

Total: 2


○● G E R M A N ○●

[x] You like bread.
[ ] You think German Chocolate is good.
[ ] You speak some German.
[x] You know what Schnitzel is.x
[ ] You hate it when stupid people call you.
[ ] You went to Pre-school
[x] You're over 5'2".

Total: 3


○● C A N A D I A N ○●

[ ] You like/play/played hockey.
[ ] You love beer.
[ ] You say eh.
[ ] You know what poutine is.
[ ] You speak some French
[ ] You love Tim Horton's.
[x] At one point you lived in a farm house.
[ ] You watch/watched Degrassi.

Total: 1


○● A M E R I C A N ○●

[ ] You hate foreigners.
[ ] You hate non-Christians.
[x] You're lazy. [[OMG YES.]]
[ ] You have had an abortion [ abortions are wrong]
[ ] But love the penalty.
[ ] You don't read.
[ ] You shop at Wal-Mart.
[x] You think this survey is rather biased.

Total: 2


○● B E L G I A N ○●

[x] You grow some small vegetables in the yard.
[x] You like french fries.
[ ] You think Belgian chocolate rules.
[ ] You know that the official best beer in the world' is Belgian.
[ ] You speak both Dutch and French.
[ ] You like Belgian waffles.
[ ] You call a pub or bar a café.
[ ] You fully realize and acknowledge that your football team sucks.
[ ] You drive/own a French or German car.
[ ] You have a lot of comments on your government.

Total: 2


○● D U T C H ○●

[x] You like the colour orange.
[ ] You are a football enthusiast.
[ ] You often go to 'coffee shops'.
[ ] You know what is meant by 'coffee shops'.[ what does it mean? O_o]
[ ] You tend to overreact and show your emotions. [[I hide my emotions.]]
[x] You have a cheerful nature. [[when im not staring into space]]
[x] You like the sea.
[ ] You are good at buildinghandiworkprojects.
[ ] You tend to favour the megalomania.

Total: 3


○● A R A B ○●

[ ] You are a patriot.
[ ] You say "3ngleezy" instead of "english".
[ ] You laugh at other accents, especially Egyptian.
[ ] You beckon at things with your forehead or eyes.
[ ] You like seafood, especially fish, more than any other type of food.
[ ] You are tanned.
[ ] You have a black hair.
[ ] Your last name starts with " Al " or " bin "
[ ] You like showing off, especially with new cars and clothes.
[ ] You dislike reading.

Total: 0

[x] is going into seventh grade
[x] is 12 years old
[x] is really named “brandi”
[x] is on the computer way to much
[x] is weird, even online 0.o
[x] is usually a random person
[x] has ton to say but you will die of old when i began or your ears will explode

if you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed a door that said pull or vice versa, copy this to your profile

If you have ever felt the undeniable urge to slam your head into something, whether it is another person or not, copy this into your profile

If you enjoy glomping people from behind copy this to your profile.

If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile.

If your friends are WEIRD (But not as weird as you) put this on your profile.

If you are odd and proud of it put this on your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you have ever fallen off a chair backwards, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever wondered about yourself while copying and pasting, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile. Oh the irony...

things to do in wall-mart
1. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
2. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.
3. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
" 'Code 3' in housewares".... and see what happens.
4. Go up to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
5. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
6. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.
7. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"
8. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.
9. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.
10. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.
11. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.
12. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"
13. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!"
14. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!
15. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "go, pikachu, go!"


Things 2 Do When U R Bored in Class

1. Try to develop psychic powers, then use 'em.
2. Inflate a beachball and throw it around the room.
3. Sing Show Tunes.
4. Make loud animal noises then deny doing it.
5. Think of new pick up lines. See if they work.
6. Pretend you're flying a jet fighter in the Gulf War.
7. Churn some butter.
8. Conceive a brand new language.
9. Walls made of brick. Count 'em.
10. Plot revenge against someone.
11. Think of nicknames for everyone you know.
12. See how long you can hold your breath.
13. Take your pants off and give them to the professor.
14. Chew on your arm until someone notices.
15. Change seats every three minutes.
16. Think of ways to cheat at Trivial Pursuit.
17. Shave.
18. Run across the room, tag someone and say "You're it.".
19. Announce to the class that you are God and that you're angry.
20. Think of five new ways to use your shoes.
21. Start a wave.
22. Walk around the room begging for spare change.
23. Roast marshmellows.
24. Practice phrasing your answers in the form of a question.
25. Crawl around the room humming the music from Mission Impossible.
26. Take apart your desk.
27. Pretend to communicate with your home planet.
28. Play rock-paper-scissors with yourself. Accuse your left hand of cheating.
29. Do a quick tapdance routine.
30. Try bird-watching.
31. Walk up the aisle yelling, "Popcorn! Hot popcorn here!".
32. Throw your backpack at someone.
33. Run to the window, then say, "Sorry, I thought I saw the Bat-signal".
34. Ask the person in front of you to marry you.
35. Start laughing really hard and say, "Oh, now I get it.".
36. Make a sundial.
37. Give yourself a new identity.
38. Write a screenplay about a diabetic Swedish girl who can't swim.
39. Dig an escape tunnel.
40. Announce your candidacy for President


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FAKE FRIENDS: Never ask for food
REAL FRIENDS: Are the reason you have no food.

FAKE FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr/Mrs.
REAL FRIENDS: Call your parents by their first names.

FAKE FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.
REAL FRIENDS: Would be sittin next to you sayin "Dang...... that was fun!"

FAKE FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
REAL FRIENDS: Cry with you.

FAKE FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
REAL FRIENDS: Keep your stuff so long they forget its yours.

FAKE FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Could write a book about you with direct quotes from you.

FAKE FRIENDS: Will leave you behind to be with the crowd.
REAL FRIENDS: Will get the whole crowd to come over to you.


FAKE FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
REAL FRIENDS: Would knock after they've let themselves in.

FAKE FRIENDS: Will talk bad to the person who talks bad about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Will knock them out.

FAKE FRIENDS: Would ignore this.
REAL FRIENDS: Will repost it

FAKE FRIENDS: Are for a while.
REAL FRIENDS: Are forever




call me a b****?
a b**** is a dog.
dogs bark
bark is on trees
trees are nature
nature is beautiful.
so thanks for the complement!



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██ 10% normal
███ 20% water
████ 30% crazy
█████ 40% wierd
██████ 50% Computer addict
███████ 60% Get on my nerves, I will kill you
████████ 70% Animal lover
█████████ 80% Anime drawer
██████████ 90% Book lover
███████████ 100% AWESOMENESS
████████████ 200% Friendly


There Are Many Things You Can Do When Life Gives You Lemons:

When life gives you lemons, you clone those lemons.
And make super lemons.

When life gives you lemons, make lemonade, but only if life gave you sugar, water, and cups as well.

When life gives you lemons sell them on the internet.

When life gives you lemons squeeze them in the eyes of your enimies.

When life gives you lemons, make orange juice and sit back and watch the world wonder how you did it

♥iF SOMEONE JUMPED U♥
♥ILL JUMP THEM♥
♥iF SOMEONE ROBS U ♥
♥ILL ROB THEM♥
♥iF SOME0NE HURTS y0U♥
♥i..LL KN0CK THEM 0UT ♥
♥iF y0UR oN DRUGS♥
♥i..LL MAKE y0U ST0P♥
♥iF y0U JUMPED 0FF A BRiDGE ♥
♥i..LL B 0N THA GR0UND T0 CATCH y0U ♥
♥iF y0U CRy♥
♥i..LL CRy ♥
♥iF y0UR KiCKED 0UT ♥
♥i..LL TAKE y0U iN ♥
♥If y0UR W0RLD C0MES CRASHiN D0WN ♥
♥I'll Be STANDiN RiTE NEXT T0 y0U ♥

WHAT TO DO IN AN EXAM YOU KNOW YOU'RE GOING TO FAIL ANYWAYS, SO WHAT'S THE POINT OF TRYING?? (MAYBE...)

1. Get a copy of the exam, run out screaming "Andre, Andre, I've got the secret documents!!"

2. Talk the entire way through the exam. Read questions aloud, debate your answers with yourself out loud. If asked to stop, yell out, "I'm SOOO sure that you can hear me thinking." Then start talking about what a jerk the instructor is.

3. Bring a Game Boy. Play with the volume at max level.

4. On the answer sheet find a new, interesting way to refuse to answer every question. For example: I refuse to answer this question on the grounds that it conflicts with my religious beliefs. Be creative.

5. Run into the exam room looking about frantically. Breathe a sigh of relief. Go to the instructor, say "They've found me, I have to leave the country" and run off.

6. 15 min. into the exam, stand up, rip up all the papers into very small pieces, throw them into the air and yell out "Merry Christmas." If you're really daring, ask for another copy of the exam. Say you lost the first one. Repeat this process every 15 min.

7. Come into the exam wearing slippers, a bathrobe, a towel on your head, and nothing else.

8. Come down with a BAD case of Tourette's syndrome during the exam. Be as vulgar as possible.

9. Bring things to throw at the instructor when s/he's not looking. Blame it on the person nearest to you.

10. As soon as the instructor hands you the exam, eat it.

11. Every 5 min. stand up, collect all your things, move to another seat, and continue with the exam.

12. Turn in the exam approx. 30 min. into it. As you walk out, start commenting on how easy it was.

13. Get the exam. 20 min into it, throw your papers down violently, scream out "Fuck this!" and walk out triumphantly.

14. Arrange a protest before the exam starts (i.e. Threaten the instructor that whether or not everyone's done, they are all leaving after one hour to go drink.)

15. Show up completely drunk (completely drunk means at some point during the exam, you should start crying for mommy).

16. Comment on how sexy the instructor is looking that day.

17. Come to the exam wearing a black cloak. After about 30 min, put on a white mask and start yelling "I'm here, the phantom of the opera" until they drag you away.

18. If the exam is math/sciences related, make up the longest proofs you could possible think of. Get pi and imaginary numbers into most equations. If it is a written exam, relate everything to your own life story.

19. Try to get people in the room to do a wave.

20. Bring some large, cumbersome, ugly idol. Put it right next to you. Pray to it often. Consider a small sacrifice.

21. During the exam, take apart everything around you. Desks, chairs, anything you can reach.

22. Puke into your exam booklet. Hand it in. Leave.

23. Take 6 packages of rice cakes to the exam. Stuff at least 2 rice cakes into your mouth at once. Chew, and then cough. Repeat if necessary.

24. Masturbate.

25. Walk in, get the exam, and sit down. About 5 min into it, loudly say to the instructor, "I don't understand ANY of this. I've been to every lecture all semester long! What's the deal? And who the hell are you? Where's the regular guy?"

26. Do the entire exam in another language. If you don't know one, make one up!

27. Bring a black marker. Return the exam with all questions and answers completely blacked out.

28. Every now and then, clap twice rapidly. If the instructor asks why, tell him/her in a very derogatory tone, "the light bulb that goes on above my head when I get an idea is hooked up to a clapper. DUH!"

29. From the moment the exam begins, hum the theme to Jeopardy. Ignore the instructor's requests for you to stop. When they finally get you to leave one way or another, begin whistling the theme to the Bridge on the River Kwai.

30. After you get the exam, call the instructor over, point to any question, ask for the answer. Try to work it out of him/her.

31. In the middle of the test, have a friend rush into the classroom, tag your hand, and resume taking your test for you. When the teacher asks what's going on, calmly explain the rules of Tag Team Testing to him/her.

32. Bring cheat sheets FOR ANOTHER CLASS (make sure this is obvious... like history notes for a calculus exam... otherwise you're not just failing, you're getting kicked out too) and staple them to the exam, with the comment "Please use the attached notes for references as you see fit."

33. Stand up after about 15 minutes, and say loudly, "Okay, let's double-check our answers! Number one, A. Number two, C. Number three, E..."

34. Fake an orgasm. When interrupted, apologize, and explain that question #_ moved you, deeply.

35. Wear a superman outfit under your normal clothes. 30 minutes into the exam, jump up and answer your phone, shouting "What? I'm on my way!!” rip off your outer clothes and run out of the room. Strike a pose first for added effect.

36. Tailgate outside the classroom before the exam.

37. If your answers are on a scant Ron sheet, fill it out in pen.

38. Bring a giant cockroach into the room and release it on a girl nearby.

39. Complete the exam with everything you write being backwards at a 90 degree angle.

40. Bring one pencil with a very sharp point. Break the point off your paper. Sharpen the pencil. Repeat this process for one hour.

41. Make Strange noises... get people to stare... look at the person next to you as if he she did it.

42. Dress like the professor.

43. Cross-Dress.

44. Use Invisible Ink to answer the whole exam.

45. Order catering. The catering company should come in about halfway through the test, and should include at least three waiters, eight carts of food, and five candelabras.
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He thinks he’s cool because he beats his girlfriend
every time he sees her around school he seems nice
But when they’re alone he’s a total ass
He hugs her then punches her in the back
He kisses her forehead then kicks her in the leg
He gets her on the ground the kicks her while she’s down
She has no defenses
She doesn’t know how to fight
When she sees him alone she hopes she doesn’t get beat tonight
Everyone knows but no one will help
When they walk down the hall he tells her to cover up
He leaves bruises and scars
She’s forced to wear long sleeved shirt all the time
When she wear shorts the cant be real short cause then shell just get hit again
When she does something wrong
He hits her once more
When she does something right
He hugs her but then beats her
To him nothing is right
He even rapes her during the night
People wonder y she stays with him
She says she really loves him
But they know the truth
The sad, sad truth that she only stays because she’s afraid
But one day she decides she’s had enough
And tells him she’s committing suicide
He says “no” and she says “shut up”
“all you do is beat me and I’ve had enough!”
He tells her a lie that hell stop and wont do it anymore
She believes him and starts heading towards the door
She drops the gun and turns her back
But I guess she had really bad luck
He picked up the gun
And told her
“if I cant have you then this is the end”
He pulled the trigger and it hit her straight in the head
She fell to the ground with blood everywhere
He stands there crying
And then calls the police
He tells them he found her there
And says she shot herself
But he knows the truth
That he pulled the trigger
And its all his fault <--- copy and paste if ur against men beating women


my name is Syd
I am three,
My eyes are swollen
I cannot see,
I must be stupid
I must be bad,
What else could have made
My daddy so mad?

I wish I were better
I wish I weren't ugly,
Then maybe my mommy
Would still want to hug me.


When I awake I'm all alone
The house is dark
My folks aren't home.
When my mommy does come
I'll try and be nice,
So maybe I'll get just
One whipping tonight.

Don't make a sound!

I hear him curse
My name he calls
I press myself
Against the wall.

I try and hide
From his evil eyes
I'm so afraid now
I'm starting to cry.


He slaps me and hits me
And yells at me more,
I finally get free
And I run for the door.

He's already locked it
And I start to bawl,
He takes me and throws me
Against the hard wall.

I fall to the floor
With my bones nearly broken,
And my daddy continues
With more bad words spoken.

"I'm sorry!", I scream
But its now much too late
His face has been twisted
Into unimaginable hate.

The hurt and the pain
Again and again
Oh please God, have mercy!
Oh please let it end!

And he finally stops
And heads for the door,
While I lay there motionless
Sprawled on the floor.


My name is Syd
And I am three,
Tonight my daddy
Murdered me.<------copy-and-paste this to your profile if you are against child abuse

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EmmaShiny2214 wrote (about 1 year ago)

how do you do that heart like this <3

NataliaKinta wrote (about 1 year ago)

♥ Paste ♥ this ♥ in ♥ anyone's ♥ profile ♥ who ♥ made ♥ you ♥ smile, ♥ somewhere, ♥ sometime, ♥ in ♥ your ♥ life ♥ Even ♥ for ♥ a ♥ second ♥ It ♥ may ♥ surprise ♥ you ♥ but ♥ check ♥ out ♥ how ♥ many ♥ come ♥ back

ret11077 wrote (about 1 year ago)

Kawaii WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE!?!

xXAvril_FanXx wrote (about 1 year ago)

lol halarious profile picture! XD

Saraha_Is_Saraha wrote (about 1 year ago)

And again, not that I've seen/noticed.

Saraha_Is_Saraha wrote (about 1 year ago)

Well, actually it's more because I wear huge-ass sweatshirts and stuff, but yea. It's more your state of mind about it. Linda loves my boobs (xD) so I think it's great xxxxxDDDDD

ret11077 wrote (about 1 year ago)

HI KAWAII :D IS RET :D

Zack_Lighting wrote (about 1 year ago)

o_e
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!
AH KEEL DEM.>:U
You're lucky you know her in real life...TT_TT

Hatsune_Miku_vocaloid wrote (about 1 year ago)

*pokepoke*

ABluefireInside wrote (about 1 year ago)

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