katie11

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Sketchfu-ing since 08/04/2011 (user #248285)

15, female

103 drawings

510 total views

6 funny

8 cute

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About katie11

i love cupcakes,animals,music and a lot more

This is this cat
This is is cat
This is how cat
This is to cat
This is keep cat
This is an cat
This is idiot cat
This is busy cat
This is for cat
This is 40 cat
This is seconds cat
Now go back and read the third word in each sentence.

1) you are reading this.
2) now you are saying/thinking that is a stupid fact.
4)you didn't notice that i skipped step 3.
5) you are checking it now.
6) you are smiling. â˜º
7) you are still reading this.
8) you know that all this is true maybe except for step 2.
10) you didn't notice that i skipped number 9
10) you are checking it now.
11) you didn't know that there are only 10 facts!!
12)now u are counting them, which makes eleven

1] ι иєє∂ тσ тєℓℓ уσυ α ѕє¢яєт ℓσ0к αт 5
[2] тнє αиѕωєя ιѕ ℓ0σк αт 11
[3] ∂σит gєт мα∂ ℓ0σк αт 15
[4] ¢αℓм ∂σωи ∂σи'т вє мα∂ ℓ0σк αт 13
[5] fιяѕт ℓ0σк αт 2
[6] ∂σит вє тнαт αиgяу ℓ0σк αт 12
[7] ι נυѕт ωαитє∂ тσ ѕαу нι
[8] ωнαт ι ωαитє∂ тσ тєℓℓ уσυ ιѕ...тнє αиѕωєя ιѕ σи 14
[9] вє ραтιєит ℓ0σк αт 4
[10] тнιѕ ιѕ тнє ℓαѕт тιмe, ℓ0σк αт 7
[11] ι нσρє уσυ'яє иσт мα∂ ωнєи ι ѕαу тнιѕ ℓ0σк αт 6
[12] ѕσяяу ℓ0σк αт 8
[13] ∂σи'т gєт мα∂ ℓ0σк αт 10
[14] ι ∂σит киσω нσω тσ ѕαу тнιѕ ℓ0σк αт 3
[15] уσυ мυѕт вє яєαℓℓℓℓℓℓу мα∂ ℓ0σк αт иυмвєя4

ǝƃɐd ɹnoʎ oʇuo sIɥʇ ǝʇsɐd puɐ ʎdoɔ 'sʎɐs sɥʇ ʇɐɥʍ ʇno
ǝɹnƃIɟ oʇ ɥƃnouǝ ʇɹɐɯs ǝɹɐ noʎ ɟI

cocacola came to town
diet pepsi shot him down
dr pepper fixed him up
now were drinkin 7up
7up got da flu
now were drinkin mountian dew
mountain dew fell off the mountain
now were drinkin from da fountain
da fountain broke and had a stroke
now were drinkin cherry coke
cherry coke lost its cherry
now were drinkin logan berry
logan berry,lost in sea
now were drinkin iced tea
ice tea,ya he choked
now were back to drinkin coke

Justin Bieber: Hi! Would you like an autograph?

Me: What?

Justin: An autograph. Would you like one?

Me: Um..... who are you again?

Justin: Are you kidding me? It's me, Justin!

Me: I don't think I know a Justin....

Justin: JUSTIN! JUSTIN BIEBER!

Me: Oh, I think I've heard that name before...

Justin: Yeah, and.....?

Me: Yeah, when my dad was listening to the radio. You have a really great singing voice.

Justin: Thanks.

Me: Yeah.... so are you, like, a tomboy or something?

Justin: What? A TOMBOY????

Me: Yeah, you're wearing boy's clothes.

Justin: wat!?!?!?!?!

Me: omg omg omg!!!!

Justin: what now???

Me: ITS LADY GAGA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Justin: :O

put this on your profile if u like lady gaga better the JB!!!

Girl Confessions

1. Would you rather sleep alone or with someone else?
i dont know

2. Do you sleep with socks on?
no never

3. Do you sleep in your bra?
no

4. Do you enjoy drama?
yes

5. Are you a girly-girl?
sometimes more not

6. Who was the last person you hugged?
it was a groop hug so guys and girls

7. Small or large purse?
no purse

8. Are you short?
no im 5'2

9. Do you like somebody?
yes

10.Does your Facebook password have to do with a boy?
No

11. Do you care if your socks are dirty?
no. y would i?

12. Do you think you’re conceited?
Wat does tht mean??? o.o

13. Do you dress up on Halloween?
OF COURSE!!!

14. Are you double jointed?
in my arm

15. Where is the weirdest place you have slept?
idk

16. Has anyone touched/smacked your butt in the past 24 hours?
yes

17. Is there any type of rumor going around about you?
i dont know. i dont care

18. Do you call anybody by their last name?
duhh!my teacher!

19. How many guys will read this just because it says "Girl Confessions"?
Maybe alot
Your Guy Side

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( '_')
(> )># So, I got you this lil waffle.
U..U

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....('_' )
.#<( <) but then I was like...
....U..U

..(\_/)
.(O.O)
.(>#<) this waffle is looking good!!!
.U....U

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( '_')
(> )># But then I said sharing is caring
U..U

....(\_/)
....('_' )
.#<( <) but then I was like...
....U..U

..(\_/)
.(O.O)
.(>#<) ITZ MA WAFFLE!!!!!
.U....U

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(='.'=) And then I fell over
(_)_(_)#

.(\_/)
.(o.o)
(># <) And da waffle got dirty….
.U..U

(\_/)
(¬.¬) You know what, you can have da waffle now…..
(> )>#
U..U

.()_()
.(O.O)
.(>█<) ‘Cuz in da meantime, I got this chocolate bar!
.U..U

()_()
(.^.^.)
(>█<) Ha.
U..U

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[O.o] - O rly?
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[O.O] - NO WAI!
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[O.o] - Moo, I'm a pig.
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,___,
[¬.¬] - Dude, you're an owl.
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,___,
[O.O] - GASP...my mother has lieded to me!
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[O.o] - have you seen my feather phone
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,___,
[¬.¬] - nope if i see it i'll give you a hoot
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,___,
[O.O] - ok thanks
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,___,
[¬.¬] - HOOT!!!HOOT!!!HOOT!!!
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,___,
[O.0]- YOU FOUND IT !!!!
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[ ^.^ ]-NOPE HE HE
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[O,O]-SIGH
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[O.o] - O rly?
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[¬.¬] - Yeah, rly.
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-"--"-
,___,
[O.O] - NO WAY!
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,___,
[¬.¬] - OKAY. Be quiet now, I'm serious--
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-"--"-

,___,
[*O*] - LAAA LAA LAAA I AM SINGING
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,___,
[¬_¬] - Why do I even put up with this?
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FAKE FRIENDS: Never ask for food
REAL FRIENDS: Are the reason you have no food.

FAKE FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr/Mrs.
REAL FRIENDS: Call your parents by their first names.

FAKE FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.
REAL FRIENDS: Would be sittin next to you sayin "Dang...... that was fun!"

FAKE FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
REAL FRIENDS: Cry with you.

FAKE FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
REAL FRIENDS: Keep your stuff so long they forget its yours.

FAKE FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Could write a book about you with direct quotes from you.

FAKE FRIENDS: Will leave you behind to be with the crowd.
REAL FRIENDS: Will get the whole crowd to come over to you.

FAKE FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
REAL FRIENDS: Would knock after they've let themselves in.

FAKE FRIENDS: Will talk bad to the person who talks bad about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Will knock them out.

FAKE FRIENDS: Would ignore this.
REAL FRIENDS: Will repost it

FAKE FRIENDS: Are for a while.
REAL FRIENDS: Are forever

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(\_/)
( '_')
(> )># So, I got you this waffle.
U..U

....(\_/)
....('_' )
.#<( <) But then I was like...
....U..U

..(\_/)
.(O.O)
.(>#<) This waffle is looking good!
.U....U

(\_/)
(^-^)
(># <)
U...U
You know what, I'm gonna eat the waffle.

(\_/)
( ^_^)
(> <) So then I ate the waffle, and now the delicious waffle is gone.
U..U

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(T_T)
( v v ) WOW!!!
U..U

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what does ur name mean?
Spell out your N-A-M-E and see what it means...
A: hot
B: loves people
C: good kisser
D: makes people laugh
E: Has gorgeous eyes
F: people wild and crazy adore you
G: very outgoing
H: easy to fall in love with
I: loves to laugh and smile
J: is really sweet
K: really silly
L: smile to die for
M: makes dating fun
N: can kick the heck out of u
O: has one of the best personalities ever
P: popular with all types of people
Q: a hypocrite
R: good boyfriend or girlfriend
S: cute
T: very good kisser
U: is very hot
V: not judgmental
W: very broad minded
X: never let people tell you what to do
Y: is loved by everyone
ple laugh
E: Has gorgeous eyes
F: people wild and crazy adore you
G: very outgoing
H: easy to fall in love with
I: loves to laugh and smile
J: is really sweet
K: really silly
L: smile to die for
M: makes dating fun
N: can kick the heck out of u
O: has one of the best personalities ever
P: popular with all types of people
Q: a hypocrite
R: good boyfriend or girlfriend
S: cute
T: very good kisser
U: is very hot
V: not judgmental
W: very broad minded
X: never let people tell you what to do
Y: is loved by everyone

~~~~~~~~4 ways to be KICKED out of Wal-Mart~~~~~~~~
#1:If you can,write "I see dead people...." on the typewriters.
#2:Unwrap all the chocolate bars saying,"I've got to find that golden ticket.."
#3:Put a dora explorer doll in the middle of the store and if someone tries to pick it up,jump out and say,"SWIPER NO SWIPING!"
#4:Throw Skittles at people and shout,"Taste the Rainbow!!!!"

~~~~~22 things to do in an elevator~~~~
1) crack open your briefcase or handbag and say,
“Got enough air in there?”
2) stand motionless and silent in the corner facing the wall without getting off
3) when arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors, then act embarrassed when they open
4) greet everyone with a warm handshake then ask them to call you Admiral
5) meow occasionally
6) stare at another person for a while then say “You’re one of THEM” then back away slowly
7) say “DING!” at every floor
8) say “I wonder what these do?” then press all the red buttons
9) make explosion noises when anyone presses a button
10) stare, grinning at another person for a while then announce “ I don’t have any socks on”
11) when the elevator is silent, look around then ask “ Is that your beeper?”
12) try to make a personal phone call on an emergency phone
13) draw a little square on the ground with chalk then announce “ This is my personal space”
14) when there’s only one other passenger in the elevator poke them then act like in wasn’t you
15) push the buttons and act like they give you a shock, smile, then go back for more
16) ask if you can push the buttons for someone else then push the wrong ones
17) hold the doors open and say you’re waiting for a friend then after a while let the doors close and say “ Hey Greg, how was your day?”
18) drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to pick in up then yell
“Hey that’s mine!”
19) bring a camera and take pictures of all the passengers
20) pretend you’re a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with passengers
21) Swat at flies that don’t exist
22) Call out “Group hug!” then enforce it

BEST FRIENDS
When she pushes you or hits you===[Grab her and don't let go ]

When she starts cursing at you===[ Kiss her and tell her you love her ]

When she's quiet===[ Ask her what's wrong ]

When she ignores you===[ Give her your attention ]

When she pulls away===[ Pull her back ]

When you see her at her worst===[ Say she's beautiful ]

When you see her start crying===[ Just hold her and don't say a word ]

When you see her walking===[ Sneak up and hug her waist from behind ]

When she's scared===[ Protect her ]

When she lays her head on your shoulder===[ Tilt her head up and kiss her ]

When she steals your favorite hat===[ Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night ]

When she teases you===[ Tease her back and make her laugh ]

When she doesn't answer for a long time===[ Reassure her that everything is ok ]

When she looks at you with dought===[ Back yourself up with the TRUTH ]

When she grabs at your hands===[ Hold her's and play with her fingers ]

When she bumps into you===[ Bump into her back and make her laugh ]

When she tells you a secret===[ Keep it safe and untold ]

When she looks into your eyes=== [ Don't look away until she does ]

WHEN SHE MISSES YOU===[ SHE'S HURTING INSIDE ]

When you break her heart===[ The pain NEVER really goes away ]

When she says it's over===[ She STILL wants you to be her's ]

Put This Door On
|.........| Your Page If
|........O| You Have Ever
|.........| Pushed A Door
|.........| That Said Pull <- ALL THE TIME!!

Spell out your name and what do you get?
A - Awesome
B - Bouncy
C - Cute
D - Doom-Wanting (Wants doom to come)
E - Exited
F - Funny
G - Geeky
H - Happy
I - Intelligent
J - Joker (Loves telling jokes)
K - Kooky (Crazy)
L - Lazy
M - Mad
N - Nerdy
O - Omigosh-Awesome
P - Pretty
Q - Querty? LOL Is that a word?
R - Rocking
S - Super-Cool
T - Talented
U - Unknown (Mysterious)
V - Vain
W - Wonderful
X - I seriously do NOT know
Z - Zany (Crazy)

DON'T LOSE YOUR PEN!
Lose your pen = No pen
No pen = No study
No study = Fail
Fail = No diploma
No diploma = No work
No work = No money
No money = No food
No food = Skinny
Skinny = Ugly
Ugly = No love
No love = No marrage
No marrage = No children
No children = Alone
Alone = Depression
Depression = Sickness
Sickness = Death
LESSON: DON'T LOSE YOUR PEN. YOU WILL DIE.

97% of teens would cry if they saw Robert Pattison
(Edward Cullen from Twilight) standing on top of a skyscraper, about to
jump.

If you're one of the 3% who would sit, eating popcorn
screaming "DO A BACK
FLIP YOU SPARKLY IDIOT!"
then copy and paste this on your status. :D

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Dear Boys
We don't spend hours doing our hair and makeup
We're not allergic to P.E
We will most likely sit there screaming "IMMA SHOOT YOU UPSIDE THE HEAD!!" when you play Black Ops
We do have pyjama days
We don't always look gorgeous
We're not obsessed with having you give us attention 24/7
Love, Girls all over the USA!

What is your name?katie11
Spell it backwards: 11eitak
Spell it with your elbow:katie11
Spell it with your eyes shut:katue11 oh yeah 1 wrong!
Spell it with your forehead:ikwsyuw3e haha total fail!
Spell it with your chin:kmasztie11 so close
Spell it with your palm:,hujsagkf gt
Spell it with your foot:katie11 ponage

Girl: Slow down! Im scared!
Guy: No, this is fun!
Girl: No, its not. Please, your really scaring me!
Guy: Then tell me you love me.
Girl: Fine, I love you. Slow down!
Guy: Now give me a BIG hug. *Girl hugs him*
Guy: Can you take my helmet off & put it on yourself? Its bugging me.
(In the paper the next day)
A motorcycle crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it, but only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized that his breaks went out, but he didnt want to let the girl know. Instead, he had her say she loved him & felt her hug one last time, then had her wear his helmet so that she would live even though it meant that he would die.
Repost if you would do this for someone you love

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¢αℓℓιηg мє a STUPID ωση'т мαкє уσυ SMART,
¢αℓℓιηg мє a WEAK ωση'т мαкє уσυ STRONG,
¢αℓℓιηg мє a UGLY ωση'т мαкє уσυ PRETTY,
¢αℓℓιηg мє a MEAN ωση'т мαкє уσυ NICE,
¢αℓℓιηg мє a WEIRD ωση'т мαкє уσυ COOL,
¢αℓℓιηg мє a USELESS ωση'т мαкє уσυ PERFECT,
¢αℓℓιηg мє a POOR ωση'т мαкє уσυ RICH,
¢αℓℓιηg мє a GUILTY ωση'т мαкє уσυ INNOCENT,
¢αℓℓιηg мє α LIAR ωση'т мαкє уσυ HONEST,
¢αℓℓιηg мє α LOSER ωση'т мαкє уσυ α WINNER,
¢αℓℓιηg мє α NERD ωση'т мαкє уσυ POPULAR,
¢αℓℓιηg мє α COWARD ωση'т мαкє уσυ BRAVE,
¢αℓℓιηg мє α SLAVE ωση'т мαкє уσυ α MASTER,
¢αℓℓιηg мє α FAILURE ωση'т мαкє уσυ SUCCESSFUL,
¢αℓℓιηg мє FAT ωση'т мαкє уσυ SKINNY
ѕσ ωну вσтнєя...every insult u make is only hurting u!

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/)__/ "Owls Who?"
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[O.o] - O rly?
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[¬.¬] - Ya rly.
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[O.O] - NO WAI!
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[O.o] - Moo, I'm a pig.
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[¬.¬] - Dude, you're an owl.
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[O.O] - GASP...my mother has lieded to me!

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A girl was pushed down a sewer opening by 5 girls in her school, trying to embarrass her in front of her school during a fire drill. When she didn't submerge the police were called. They went down and brought up 17 year old Carmen Winstead's body, her neck broken from hitting the ladder, and then the side concrete at the bottom. The girls told everyone she fell… They believed them. FACT: 2 months ago, 16 year old David Gregory read this post and didn't repost it. When he went to take a shower he heard laughter from his shower, he started freaking out and ran to his computer to repost it. He said goodnight to his mom and went to sleep. 5 hours later his mom woke up in the middle of the night cause of a loud noise. David was gone. That morning a few hours later the police found him in the sewer, his neck broken and his face skin peeled off. Even google her name if you don't believe me.... b sure to c/p dis on ur profile....and belive in Carmen Winstead...you never no whats gonna.....
Girl) Am I pretty?
(Boy)No
(Girl) Do you want to be with me forever?
(Boy)No
(Girl) Would you cry if I walked away?
(Boy)No
She heard enough and was hurt, she walked away as tears ran down her face.

The boy grabbed her arm

(Boy) You’re not pretty, you’re beautiful
(Boy) I dont want to be with you forever, I NEED to be with you forever
(Boy) And I wouldn’t cry if you walked away, I would die!
(Boy whispers) Please stay with me
(Girl whispers) Of course
Girls, boys like to change there mind quickly when they relize what they could have.

1.hold your breath
2.go to your profile or a picture and add this
3.hope your still holding your breath
4.if you made it your a good kisser
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Spelling it with feet:kmagtiked11
Spelling it with tongue:katie11
Spelling It With Eye:hlsdakrtykgduiofeLK;1231234
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~~~~~~~~17 THINGS TO DO AT WAL-MART~~~~~~~~~
1.Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.
2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 1-minute intervals.
3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.
4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
" 'Code 3' in housewares".... and see what happens.
5. Go up to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.
8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"
9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.
10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.
11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.
12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.
13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"
14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!"
15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!
16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "go, Pikachu, go!"
17. color a tampon red and throw it down random aisles

║Cαn't Stαnd Mε...Sit Dσωn!
║Cαn't Fαce Mε...Wεll Turn Arσund!
║Lσvε Mε?...Grεαt!
║Hαtε Mε?...Eνεn Bεttεr!
║Think Im Uglч...Dσn't Lσσк At Mε!
║Dσn't Likε Mч Stчlε...Dσn't Lιкє Yσurѕ!
║Dσn't Knσw Mε... Dσn't Judge Mε!
║Think Yσu Knσw Mε...Yσu Hαvε Nσ Idεα

Justin Beiber fell down the stairs.
I'll be laughing my butt off
Justin Bieber got his finger stuck in the door.
Still laughing
Justin Bieber's mum ran him over in her sport car.
I'll be throwing a joy party
Justin Bieber flipped over his bike and it broke his arm
I will be doing a happy dance
Put this on your profile if you are a Bieber hater
no offence 2 beiber fans but as u can c i H8 bieber

Orange- Taken and happy.
Green - Taken and thinking about breaking up.
Lime Green- Taken and have kissed your b/g friend.
Black – Taken and cheating on someone.
Gold-Taken but you like someone else.
White- Married.
BLUE -Single & like someone.
RED-Single & LOVE SOMEONE TRULY!
Pink - Single and hating it.
Yellow - Single and loving it.
Gray - Single and not loving it, and not really hating it..
Purple- Heartbroken.
Soft Pink- Single but you like someone and they like you.
Silver- Single but you like many people.
Baby Blue- Confused.
Aqua - I am a ninja.
*comment below and tell me your color*

My name is syd
I am but three,
My eyes are swollen
I cannot see,
I must be stupid
I must be bad,
What else could have made
My daddy so mad?
I wish I were better
I wish I weren't ugly,
Then maybe my mommy
Would still want to hug me.
I can't speak at all
I can't do a wrong
Or else I'm locked up
All the day long.
When I awake I'm all alone
The house is dark
My folks aren't home.
When my mommy does come
I'll try and be nice,
So maybe I'll get just
One whipping tonight.
Don't make a sound!
I just heard a car
My daddy is back
From Charlie's Bar.
I hear him curse
My name he calls
I press myself
Against the wall.
I try and hide
From his evil eyes
I'm so afraid now
I'm starting to cry.
He finds me weeping
He shouts ugly words,
He says its my fault
That he suffers at work.
He slaps me and hits me
And yells at me more,
I finally get free
And I run for the door.
He's already locked it
And I start to bawl,
He takes me and throws me
Against the hard wall.
I fall to the floor
With my bones nearly broken,
And my daddy continues
With more bad words spoken.
"I'm sorry!", I scream
But its now much too late
His face has been twisted
Into unimaginable hate.
The hurt and the pain
Again and again
Oh please God, have mercy!
Oh please let it end!
And he finally stops
And heads for the door,
While I lay there motionless
Sprawled on the floor.
My name is syd
And I am but three,
Tonight my daddy
Murdered me.<------copy-and-paste this to your profile if you are against child abuse

40 Things to do in Class when you're Bored:

  1. Try to develop psychic powers, then use 'em.  
2. Inflate a beach ball and throw it around the room.
 3. Sing Show Tunes.  
4. Make loud animal noises then deny doing it.
 5. Think of new pick up lines. See if they work.
 6. Pretend you're flying a jet fighter in the Gulf War.
 7. Churn some butter.
 8. Conceive a brand new language.  
9. Walls made of brick. Count 'em.  
10. Plot revenge against someone.  
11. Think of nicknames for everyone you know.
 12. See how long you can hold your breath.
 13. Take your pants off and give them to the professor.  
14. Chew on your arm until someone notices.  
15. Change seats every three minutes.  
16. Think of ways to cheat at Trivial Pursuit.  
17. Shave.  
18. Run across the room, tag someone and say "You're it.".  
19. Announce to the class that you are God and that you're angry.  
20. Think of five new ways to use your shoes.
 21. Start a wave.  
22. Walk around the room begging for spare change.
 23. Roast marshmallows.  
24. Practice phrasing your answers in the form of a question.
 25. Crawl around the room humming the music from Mission Impossible.  
26. Take apart your desk.  
27. Pretend to communicate with your home planet.  
28. Play rock-paper-scissors with yourself. Accuse your left hand of cheating.  
29. Do a quick tap-dance routine.
 30. Try bird-watching.  
31. Walk up the aisle yelling, "Popcorn! Hot popcorn here!".  
32. Throw your backpack at someone.
 33. Run to the window, then say, "Sorry, I thought I saw the Bat-signal".  
34. Ask the person in front of you to marry you.
 35. Start laughing really hard and say, "Oh, now I get it.".  
36. Make a sundial.  
37. Give yourself a new identity.  
38. Write a screenplay about a diabetic Swedish girl who can't swim.
 39. Dig an escape tunnel.  
40. Announce your candidacy for President

after the royal weading
girl crying says-i sould have been the one with the prince, i deserve the perfect dress and an amazing wedding. its not fair that she gats it.
boys looks into her eyes-you will have all that because you are a princess.as long as you have the ones that you love around you it will be an amazing wedding. and any dress your in makes you look beautifull.
girl- but i will never find a prince.
boy- any guy that is lucky enough to marry you is truelly a prince.
The boy was right she did get all that
if you know someone who is jealouse and thinks they will never get all that just say what he said