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justjon

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Sketchfu-ing since 08/21/2007 (user #13324)

male

Thamesmead, Kent, UK

http://myweb.tiscali.co.uk/catnip/

6 drawings
836 total views
27 funny
36 cute
69 impressive

About justjon

"The details of my life are quite inconsequential.... very well, where do i begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds- pretty standard really. At the age of twelve I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum... it's breathtaking- I highly suggest you try it." -Dr Evil

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NewMoonWolfGurl wrote (over 2 years ago)
Awsome drawings! I really like the Liv and Aragorn ones! Mind if we be friends?
Misery200 wrote (over 3 years ago)
hi want to be friends?
LATE wrote (over 4 years ago)
Just came across your gallery & your draws are fantastic! I hope you'll return soon to draw some more great stuff. L8*
Xina54 wrote (over 4 years ago)
I would like to keep track of your drawings so I've added you as a friend - hope you don't mind . . .
Llovessweets wrote (over 4 years ago)
ROFL
Llovessweets wrote (over 4 years ago)
ROLF XD
Llovessweets wrote (over 4 years ago)
about you is really funny dr.evil says that in goldmember that movie is funny
Llovessweets wrote (over 4 years ago)
can we be friends your really good austin power movies rulez xd i like the spy who shagged me
buzzcola wrote (over 4 years ago)
y thank you for the comment :D
justjon wrote (over 4 years ago)
It's a quote from the first Austin Powers film. I've edited it to show it is a quote. ;)

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