jonathan_loves_chuuu

add as a friend

Sketchfu-ing since 07/28/2011 (user #245668)

18, male

I ACCEPT RANDOM ADDS! {but i need to get to know you first >:D} <333 and + {i share mi sketchfu wif my lil bro}

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About jonathan_loves_chuuu

Hi,
im jonathan
im bi
and i would just love to talk to whoever you are
that is reading this random profile...
i would really like to talk add you ^_^
my new favorite song -> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sZYYTeRwqAk&NR=1
Song of tha week --> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sZYYTeRwqAk&NR=1

****IMPRTIANT INFO!!****
I now get on IMVU now mor often~
I you would like to talk to me more or if you already have one----
add me on it--- JonathanLovesChu
Love you all!~
Jonathan~<3 :D

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B: loves people
C: good kisser
D: makes people laugh
E: Has gorgeous eyes
F: people wild and crazy adore you
G: very outgoing
H: easy to fall in love with
I: loves to laugh and smile
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K: really silly
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M: makes dating fun
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Q: a hypocrite
R: good boyfriend or girlfriend
S: cute
T: very good kisser
U: is very hot
V: not judgmental
W: very broad minded
X: never let people tell you what to do
Y: is loved by everyone
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E: Has gorgeous eyes
F: people wild and crazy adore you
G: very outgoing
H: easy to fall in love with
I: loves to laugh and smile
J: is really sweet
K: really silly
L: smile to die for
M: makes dating fun
N: can kick the heck out of u
O: has one of the best personalities ever
P: popular with all types of people
Q: a hypocrite
R: good boyfriend or girlfriend
S: cute
T: very good kisser
U: is very hot
V: not judgmental
W: very broad minded
X: never let people tell you what to do
Y: is loved by everyone
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A white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here."
The black man turned around and stood up. He then said:
"Listen sir....when I was born I was BLACK "
"When I grew up I was BLACK, "
"When I'm sick I'm BLACK, "
"When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, "
"When I'm cold I'm BLACK, "
"When I die I'll be BLACK."
"But you sir."
"When you are born you're PINK".
"When you grow up you're WHITE, "
"When you're sick, you're GREEN, "
"When you go in the sun you turn RED, "
"When you're cold you turn BLUE, "
"And when you die you turn PURPLE.
"And you have the nerve to call me colored?"
The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away..
Put this on your page if you HATE racism

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help stewie rule the world!! put this on ur profile!

═╦═╗ Put this on your
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╚═╩╩╩╩═╝ Emos

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╔═╗Jesus is my
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whish i was not papular so i can spend time wth my real friends

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FSIENcCx8PI

:D

**** TRUE ********* STORY ****

*I walk into the classroom with a jacket on*
teacher: take that jacket off NOW!! they are against school rules
me: OMG, I am so sorry! Is anyone hurt? no? ok....I'll just slowly remove this extremely hazardous jacket....off of my torso....and slowly freeze to death.....
me:but miss, why are you wearing a jacket?
teacher: because it's cold an-
me:EVERYONE GET DOWN! SHE'S GOT A JACKET!
*class gets down and screams in fear*
(like this if your school also has retarded rules made by hitler)

My teacher pointed at me with his ruler and said:"At the end of this ruler is an idiot!!"
I got detention after I asked him which end he was referring to

... P@RTY L!K3 !T5 N0T Y0UR 6!RTHD@Y :)
Aim low boys they might be ridin' ponies
The Whitest Kids We Know

having me as best guy friend is incredible {so said by my chick friends} --

he's there to make you l a u g h on the days you want to cry -- Ashlenn~
he's the only one you talk to when other friends say goodbye -- Joshh~
he's the star to you're sky, or an angel from above
awh best friends forever? that's
until you fall in love. ---Starr~
{The names after this are few of the buddies i kno in school~}

''Hey,want some updog?''
Person: ''What is that?''
You: ''What is what?''
Person: ''Updog?''
You: ''What about it?''
Person: ''What is it?''
You: ''What is what?''
Person: ''WHAT IS UPDOG?!''
You: ''Not much''
{Comment if you get it:3}

"When I was 5 years old, my mother always told me that happiness was the key to life. When I went to school, they asked me what I wanted to be when I grew up. I wrote down "happy". They told me I didn’t understand the assignment. I told them they didn’t understand life." — John Lennon

That awkward moment; When you're in the car, and you look at the people in the car next to you, and they're already looking at you.

Dear eyelashes, wishbones, dandelions, pennies, shooting stars, 11:11, and birthday candles. Do your job.

My mums so old fashioned, she thinks LOL means lots of love, one day she sent me a text saying "Grandmas dead LOL"

Teacher: Can you see God? Class: No. Teacher: Can you touch God? Class: No. Teacher: Then there isn't a God! Student: Sir, can you see your brain? Teacher: No. Student: Can you touch your brain? Teacher: No. Student: Oh ok so you have no brain?

Girl: I'm having my operation now I love you.
The girl lays on operation bed.
Boy stands there with watery eyes without saying I love you too.
*Girl finishes heart transplant and the boy is gone.*
Girl: Nurse where is he?
Nurse says: They didn't tell you who's heart they gave you, did they?
*Nurse hands the girl a note*
Girl reads note:
I told you it was yours

The real danger of chewing gum at school isn't being caught by your teachers, its being caught by your friends

I waited for ten years, eleven months, thirty days, 12 hours and 26 minutes. then i finally had to admit i wasn't getting an acceptance letter from Hogwarts.

I love how, in scary movies, the person yells out, "Hello?" As if the bad guy is gonna be like, "Yeah, I'm in the kitchen! Want a sandwich?"

When I grow up, I want a son first, then a daughter; So my son would beat up any boy that makes my little girl cry.♥

A blonde and a redhead were watching the 6 oclock news A man was shown threatening to jump from a Bridge The blonde bet the redhead $50 that he wouldnt jump

Anyway sure enough he jumped so the blonde gave the redhead the $50 she owned The redhead said I cant take this your my friend The blonde said No A bets a bet

So the redhead said Listen I have to admit I saw this one on the 5 oclock news so I cant take your money

The blonde replied Well so did I but I never thought hed jump again

Everyone knows the quote that says;

"If your parents accuse you of lying, look at them and say 'tooth fairy, santa, easter bunny..'"
Well, I got in trouble for lying, so i used that ^

And they responded with..
"Every parent says that"
Being the smart ass i am , i replyed with;
If every parent jumped off a bridge, would you?"
IM NOT IN TROUBLE ANYMORE.

HOW TO MAKE YOUR PARENTS THINK YOU'RE INSANE ---
Follow them around the house everywhere
Moo when they say your name
Run into walls
Say that wearing clothes is against your religion
Jump off the roof, trying to fly
Hold their hand and whisper to them, I see dead people
At everything they say yell, Liar
Stand over them at four in the morning with a huge grin on your face and say, good morning sunshine
Wear a sticker that says, "Im a retard"
Try to swim in the floor

When a girl says "whatever", she really means; I hope you get shot, fall off a bridge, get raped by a shark,and then eaten by it.

A blonde walks into the library. She walks up to the counter, SLAMS a book down and screams at the librarian, This is the WORST book Ive ever read! It has NO plot and far too many characters!
The librarian looks up and calmly remarks So, youre the one who took our phone book

Me: Sissy, my math teacher yelled at me today!
Sister: Why?!
Me: My teacher asked me what is 3 x 2, and I answered 6.
Sister: That's right!
Me: Then he asked me what is 2 x 3
Sister: WTF is the difference?
Me: That's what I said...

* 1:00 a.m. * Get up, walk calmly to the bathroom, pee, look in the mirror quickly to make sure there's no masked killer behind you, turn off the lights, run as fast as you can from the bathroom back into your bedroom and jump 2 feet in the air and land on the bed, pull the covers up to your chin and glance around the room to make sure you didn't leave any more killers behind you on your expedition back, relax and nuzzle back into your pillow. * 17 seconds later you hear a noise * jump up quickly and realize its the air conditioning coming on and think " man! those ninja's just wont give up tonight.. "

teacher: Jonathan, what is the answer to number 27 of the homework?
me: umm...
Kid sitting behind me: (whispered) 42.
me: 42?
Teacher: (surprised) that's right.

Like this if this has ever happened to you --->

Teacher: If you had one dollar and asked your mom for one dollar, how much money would you have in total?
Me: One dollar.
Teacher: You dont know your maths.
Me: YOU DONT KNOW MY MOM!

WHY DO WE NEED SCHOOL ? •MUSIC: We have YouTube for that. •SPORT: I have a Wii. •SPANISH: I watch Dora. •ENGLISH: Everything is shortened anyway. (LOL, BRB, IDK) •MATH: That’s why we have calculators. •GEOGRAPHY: I’ll buy a globe. •HISTORY: They’re all dead anyway.

"Dude, where's my phone?! Like seriously? I just had it, I swear!" "Caaallm down." "How can I be calm? I can't find my phone!" "Dude, you're talking to me on your phone right now!"

*Staring at a text for 5 minutes trying to figure out how to reply while secretly thinking, damn it's a good thing we aren't talking face to face, I'd be screwed...*

FACEBOOK STATUS:
Edward Cullen: is bored :[
- Jasper: Where's Bella?
- Edward: On her period.
- Bella: Don't just tell everyone that I'm on my period! :/
- Edward: Why? You are.
- Bella: Well I don't tell everyone you sparkle like a freeken fairy in the sun or tht you live in the forrest and dont eat humans You're not a real vampire! You're just a freeken sparkly emo PRIS!
*Bella has changed her relationship status to single.
- Jacob likes this. ;)

how to get your daily exercise;
1.Get a block of wood.
2.Place it on the floor.
3.Walk around it twice.
4.Rest.
you have now walked around the block twice.

Thiss Is An [ A , B ) Conversatiion So [ C ) Your Wayy Out Off Itt Beforee [ D ) Jumpss Over [ E ) && iKnockk Thee [ F ) Outaa You Likee A mothercracckkeenn [ G) ;D

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