invaderlark

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Sketchfu-ing since 05/28/2011 (user #217222)

15, female

In a Twisted Portal

<---- Welcome to the Brony herd

About invaderlark

This is my username: invaderlark
Spell it backwards: kralredavni
Spell it with your elbow: invascderflsxrtk
Spell it with your eyes shut:incsderlsrk
Spell it with your forehead: i9jhgfqwe344rop0w3 5iik
Spell it with your lips: ki nvaxerlafrkm
Spell it with your nose: invaderlarek
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Who owns my friendship
friendship:Platypusluv
Who own my respect
Respect:The Begining Of The End


you say edward, I say Peeta
you say bella, I say Katniss
you say jacob, I say Gale
you say washington, I say Panam
you say vampires, I say Tributes
you say "how romaantic",I say "May the odds, ever be in your favor."
PUT THIS ON YOUR PAGE IF YOU LIKE HUNGER GAMES WAY WAY MORE THEN TWILGHT

The surgeon came out of the operating room. She said: "How is
my little boy? Is he going to be all right? When can
I see him?"
The surgeon said, "I'm sorry. We did all we could,
but your boy didn't make it."
Sally said, "Why do little children get cancer?
Doesn't God care any more? Where were you,
God, when my son needed you?"
The surgeon asked, "Would you like some time
alone with your son? One of the nurses will be out
in a few minutes, before he's transported to the
university."
Sally asked the nurse to stay with her while she
said good-bye to her son. She ran her fingers lovingly
through his thick red curly hair.
"Would you like a lock of his hair?" the nurse
asked.
Sally nodded yes. The nurse cut a lock of the
boy's hair, put it in a plastic bag and handed it to
Sally. The mother said, "It was Jimmy's idea to
donate his body to the University for Study. He
said it might help somebody else. "I said no at
first, but Jimmy said, 'Mom, I won't be using it after
I die. Maybe it will help some other little boy spend
one more day with his Mom." She went on, "My
Jimmy had a heart of gold. Always thinking of
someone else. Always wanting to help others if he
could."
Sally walked out of Children's mercy Hospital for
the last time, after spending most of the last six
months there. She put the bag with Jimmy's
belongings on the seat beside her in the car. The
drive home was difficult. It was even harder to
enter
the empty house. She carried Jimmy's belongings,
and the plastic bag with the lock of his hair to her
son's room. She started placing the model cars
and other personal things back in his room exactly
where he had always kept them. She laid down
across his bed and, hugging his pillow, cried
herself to sleep.
It was around midnight when Sally awoke. Laying
beside her on the bed was a folded letter. The
letter said:
"Dear Mom, I know you're going to miss me; but
don't think that I will ever forget you, or stop
loving you, just 'cause I'm not around to say I LOVE
YOU. I will always love you, Mom, even more with
each day. Someday we will see each other again.
Until then, if you want to adopt a little boy so you
won't be so lonely, that's okay with me. He can
have my room and old stuff to play with. But, if you
decide to get a girl instead, she probably wouldn't
like the same things us boys do. You'll have to buy
her dolls and stuff girls like, you know. Don't be
sad thinking about me. This really is a neat place.
Grandma and Grandpa met me as soon as I got
here and showed me around some, but it will take
a long time to see everything. The angels are so
cool. I love to watch them fly. And, you know
what? Jesus doesn't look like any of his pictures.
Yet, when I saw Him, I knew it was Him. And guess what,
Mom? I got to sit on God's knee and talk to Him,
like I was somebody important. That's when I told
Him that I wanted to write you a letter, to tell you
good-bye and everything. But I already knew that
wasn't allowed. Well, you know what Mom? God
handed me some paper and His own personal pen
to write you this letter. I think Gabriel is the name
of the angel who is going to drop this letter off to
you. God said for me to give you the answer to
one of the questions you asked Him 'Where was He
when I needed him?' "God said He was in the
same place with me, as when His son Jesus was
on the cross. He was right there, as He always is
with all His children.
Oh, by the way, Mom, no one else can see what
I've written except you. To everyone else this is
just a blank piece of paper. Isn't that cool? I have
to give God His pen back now. He needs it to write
some more names in the Book of Life. Tonight I
get to sit at the table with Jesus for supper. I'm,
sure the food will be great.
Oh, I almost forgot to tell you. I don't hurt anymore.
The cancer is all gone. I'm glad because I couldn't
stand that pain anymore and God couldn't stand to
see me hurt so much, either. That's when He sent
The Angel of Mercy to come get me. The Angel
said I was a Special Delivery! How about that?
Signed with Love from God & ME
(Let's see Satan stop this one.) Take 60-seconds
and repost this, within the hour, you will have
caused a multitude of believers to pray to God for
each other. Then sit back and feel the Holy Spirit
work in your life for doing what you know God
loves
"When you're down to nothing, God is up to something.


Your Guy Side

[ x] You love hoodies.
[x ] You love jeans.
[x ] Dogs are better than cats.
[ x] It's hilarious when people get hurt.
[x ] You've played with/against boys on a team.

[x ] Shopping is torture.
[x ] Sad movies suck.
[ x] You own an X-Box.
[ x] Played with Hotwheels cars as a kid.
[ x] At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
[ x] You own a DS, PS2 or Sega.

[ ] You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.
[ ] You watch sports on TV.
[ x] Gory movies are cool.
[x ] You go to your dad for advice.

[ ] You own like a trillion baseball caps
[ ] You like going to football games.
[ ] You used to/do collect baseball cards.
[ ] Baggy pants are cool to wear.
[ x] It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
[x ] Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors.
[x ] You love to go crazy and not care what people think.
[ x] Sports are fun
[x ] Talk with food in your mouth.

FAKE FRIENDS: Never ask for food 

REAL FRIENDS: Are the reason you have no food.


FAKE FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr/Mrs.
REAL FRIENDS: Call your parents by their first names.



FAKE FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you whatyou did was wrong. 

REAL FRIENDS: Would be sittin next to you
sayin "Dang...... that was fun!" <-----THIS ONES COOL


FAKE FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.

REAL FRIENDS: Cry with you.



FAKE FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back. 

REAL FRIENDS: Keep your stuff so long they forget its yours.



FAKE FRIENDS: Know a few things about you. 

REAL FRIENDS: Could write a book about you with direct quotes from you. 



FAKE FRIENDS: Will leave you behind to be with the crowd. 

REAL FRIENDS: Will get the whole crowd to come over to you.




FAKE FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.

REAL FRIENDS: Would knock after they've let themselves in.



FAKE FRIENDS: Will talk bad to the person who talks bad about you. 

REAL FRIENDS: Will knock them out. <------- MY FAV ONE!!



FAKE FRIENDS: Are for a while. 

REAL FRIENDS:Are forever

A man calls 911
-Officer theres been a terrible crime!
-WHAT!?
-Theres a dislike button on youtube!
- That isn't really a cri-
-ON A HUNGER GAMES MOVIE TRAILER!!!!!!
- HOLY SMOKES WE'LL BE THERE STRAIGHT AWAY!
Put this on ur profile if u love Hunger Games

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SKsOr9YdiXM&lt;--- coolest song ever

Almost 99% of teenagers would commit suicide if Justin Beiber died. Copy and paste this to your profile if your the 1% who would record the moment and edit it so at the end, it would say "BEST. PARTY. EVER."


Status: rping and blarring DOCTOR WHO!!!!!!!!!!!!!



If you do any of these, pm me 8)
40 ways to get kicked out of Walmart~ 

1. Take someone's shopping cart and switch the items with stuff from the person next to them's cart 

2. Walk up to complete strangers and say, "Hi! I haven't seen you in so long!..." etc. See if they play along to avoid embarrassment

3. Smash the person in front of you on the head with a ham

4. Go up to some old geezer & say "Grandpa!!! You're ALIVE!!! It's a MIRACLE!!! etc."

5. Take something from someone else's cart, when they say "hey, that's mine! " call the security and say that the other ... person was trying to take your _____ 

6. Move "Caution: Wet Floor" signs to carpeted areas. 

7. Hide in the center of the clothes circle where people find shirts, and jump out and yell "AIHAIHAIHAIHAIHAIHAIHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!"

8. Go into the dressing room, wait a few minutes, then yell "THERES NO TOILET PAPER IN HERE!!" 

9. Get a batman costume, put it on, and run around the store screaming at the top of your lungs, "COME ROBIN! TO THE BATMOBILE!" 

10. Hide between clothing and then jump out and yell "PICK ME" 

11. When someone asks if you need help, begin to cry and ask, "Why won't you people just leave me alone?"

12. Take up an entire aisle in Toys by setting up a full scale battlefield with G.I. Joes vs. the X-Men 

13. Hide in a clothes circle. When someone with a shopping cart goes by stick your hand out and steal something from them 

14. Grab a guitar and start singing Wake Me Up When September Ends in a loud shrieking half screaming voice 

15. Randomly place 24 bags of candy in peoples carts 

16. Go to an empty checkout stand and try to check people out. 

17. Go up to an employee and in a official tone say "code three in house ware" and see what happens 

18. Follow people through the aisles, always staying about five feet away. Continue to do this until they leave the department 

19. Challenge other customers to duels with tubes of gift wrap 

20. Set up a concert of singing hamster dolls. Get your friends and turn them on all at the same time. Then act like a conductor

21. Make up nonsense products and ask newly hired employees if there are any in stock, i.e., "Do you have any Shnerples here?" 

22. Open a pack of yugioh cards and challenge random people to a "d-d-d-d-d-d-duel!"

23. While walking around alone, pretend someone is with you and get into a very serious conversation 

24. Tape a walkie-talkie to the back of a Barbie doll and say to random people, "I know where you live..." 

25. Attempt to drown in a kiddy pool... 

26. Drag a lounge chair on display over to the magazines and relax. If the store has a food court, buy a soft drink; explain that you don't get out much, and ask if they can put a little umbrella in it 

27. Open up random packages in the toy aisle then walk off. If an employee asks what you're doing, just say "I changed my mind." 

28. Run around Wal-Mart in a bathing suit singing the Surfin' USA theme song

29. Say things like, "Would you be as kind so to direct me to your Twinkies?" 

30. If an employee comes within 30 ft scream "GET AWAY FROM ME!!!" Then run out of the store screaming 

31. Walk up to an employee and ask questions like how come this store is called wal mart? Or what's up with your hair? Why do you people wear name tags can't you all remember your own names? 

32. Test the fishing rods and see what you can "catch" from the other aisles

33. Glare menacingly at anyone who comes within 40 ft of you. Then hiss like a snake and act like you're going to bite them 

34. Throw a fake rubber snake into some lady's face and watch her freak out 

35. Squeeze their legs and either sing, "I like to move it, move it! Or say "You got chicken legs!"

36. Dart around suspiciously while humming the theme from "Mission: Impossible." 

37. While no one's watching quickly switch the men's and women's signs on the doors of the rest room 

38. Bring your pet pit-bull into Wal-mart. Act casual. If someone is brave enough to walk up to you and tell you to get out, simply reply "He's going to help me pick out his favorite dog food" 

39. TP as much of the store as possible 

40. Whenever you hear a voice saying, clean up etc fall to the ground sobbing screaming the voices!! then get back up & act normal 




97% of teens would cry if they saw Robert Pattison
(Edward Cullen from Twilight) standing on top of a skyscraper, about to
jump.

If you're one of the 3% who would sit, eating popcorn
screaming "DO A BACK
FLIP YOU SPARKLY IDIOT!"
then copy and paste this on your status. :D

I will eat all of da worlds waffles :0 #######
NOMNOMNOM :)

GOD IS MY HERO

I AM A DALEK EXTERMINATE!!!

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peachypeachy wrote (2 days ago)

hiya brony!
me is a pegasister!
:DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

peachypeachy wrote (5 days ago)

profile pic:
lol doughnut of magicalness

Platypusluv wrote (5 days ago)

On the computer now^^
You start

Platypusluv wrote (5 days ago)

Can't; using the phone

tooze8 wrote (8 days ago)

ummm.. idk XD id like to

thehamster123 wrote (16 days ago)

i dont have a devaint art er whatever...

thehamster123 wrote (16 days ago)

wait u were seriouse?

Kitty_meow_meow wrote (17 days ago)

Chapter 17 of The Sunset Leaves is finished: http://sketchfu.com/app/55912-the-sunset-leaves

Uggg, why do I have to have such long pauses of laziness for writing this! Oh well :\ sorry for not writing. But I watched the Avengers (lol you probably don't care, let me get to the point) and the amazing Hawkeye dude was just like epic bow and arrowness!! So I got really good stuff from him as for Aaron's soon to be bow and arrow skills with her mom's bow. :3

Please read and tell me what you think. If you do read (which less people are) then please comment so I know someone actually read it :3 thanies.

Platypusluv wrote (17 days ago)

Ikr XD
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Cutey44210 wrote (19 days ago)

http://sketchfu.com/app/67573-who-am-i

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