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insane_skittlez

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Sketchfu-ing since 01/05/2010 (user #54564)

17, female, single

in your bushes

http://www.nick.com/thebighelp heres my contest:http://sketchfu.com/drawing/1012784-i-abyss-drawing-contest

191 drawings
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93 funny
110 cute
110 impressive

About insane_skittlez

Larajean Smartguy2364 LiquidDreamz Emilyjfk davonna011 soniczac10 Kaylamonkey (i guess i could call her my friend) FallenPillars Accalia lovely11 and smartdude642 are my rl friends
I'm on The Big Help and I would really like it if more people got on too.This can really help the world.So, please get on and help the world too!(I might seem like an ecofreak by saying this XP)
I take requests for some stuff...-.- some things i cant draw though XP
The following drawing have been moved to my other profile...
Twisted Rainbow
Green, Blue, and Purple
and
Light Show Experiment
If you would like to see these drawings, please go to my other profile(look in my friends youll see it hopefully!) for I have deleted them from this profile. Thanks a lot!
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9 Things I Hate About Everyone

1. People who point at their wrist asking for the time... I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?

2. People who are willing to get off their a** to search the entire room for the TV remote because they refuse to walk to the TV and change the channel manually.

3. When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". Damn Right! What good is cake if you can't eat it?

4. When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they?

5. When people say while watching a film, "did ya see that?" No Loser, I paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the damn floor!

6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?"... Didn't give me a choice there, did ya sunshine?

7. When something is 'new and improved'. Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it, couldn't be new.

8. When people say "life is short". What the hell??? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever does!!! What can you do thats longer?

9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come yet?" If the bus came, would I be standing here???
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My name is Syd
I am but three,
My eyes are swollen
I cannot see,
I must be stupid
I must be bad,
What else could have made
My daddy so mad?
I wish I were better
I wish I weren't ugly,
Then maybe my mommy
Would still want to hug me.
I can't speak at all
I can't do a wrong
Or else I'm locked up
All the day long.
When I awake I'm all alone
The house is dark
My folks aren't home.
When my mommy does come
I'll try and be nice,
So maybe I'll get just
One whipping tonight.
Don't make a sound!
I just heard a car
My daddy is back
From Charlie's Bar.
I hear him curse
My name he calls
I press myself
Against the wall.
I try and hide
From his evil eyes
I'm so afraid now
I'm starting to cry.
He finds me weeping
He shouts ugly words,
He says its my fault
That he suffers at work.
He slaps me and hits me
And yells at me more,
I finally get free
And I run for the door.
He's already locked it
And I start to bawl,
He takes me and throws me
Against the hard wall.
I fall to the floor
With my bones nearly broken,
And my daddy continues
With more bad words spoken.
"I'm sorry!", I scream
But its now much too late
His face has been twisted
Into unimaginable hate.
The hurt and the pain
Again and again
Oh please God, have mercy!
Oh please let it end!
And he finally stops
And heads for the door,
While I lay there motionless
Sprawled on the floor.
My name is Syd
And I am but three,
Tonight my daddy
Murdered me

copy and paste this if you are against child/domestic abuse or if you are suffering from child/domestic abuse!!
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(='.'=)
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put this on
your page
if u r one of the
8% that think
animals should be
treated with the
same rights as humans!
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1......l Put this on
l......l your page if
l.....0l you ever pushed
l......l a door that said
l......l pull.
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96% of teens Would die from a nervous breakdown if Miley Cyrus jumped off a cliff. so if you're one of the %4 who would go there and yell "JUMP JUMP JUMP JUMP!" then put this on your profile.
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90% of all teenage girls would die if the Jonas brothers jumped off a 20 story building.If u are in the 10% who would get a chair and popcorn and say,"Do a flip!", pass this on!
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~~~~~~~~~16 THINGS TO DO AT WAL-MART~~~~~~~~~
1.Get 24 boxes of *censored*s and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.
2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.
4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
" 'Code 3' in housewares".... and see what happens.
5. Go up to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.
8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"
9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.
10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.
11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.
12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.
13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"
14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!"
15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!
16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "go, pikachu, go!"

~~~~~~~~4 ways to be KICKED out of Wal-Mart~~~~~~~~
#1:If you can,write"I see dead people...." on the typewriters.
#2:Unwrap all the chocolate bars saying,"I've got to find that golden ticket.."
#3:Put a dora explorer doll in the middle of the store and if someone tries to pick it up,jump out and say,"SWIPER NO SWIPING!"
#4:Throw Skittles at people and shout,"Taste the Rainbow!!!!"
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╔╗╔═╦╗ Put this on your page
║╚╣║║╚╗If you love to laugh! xD
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╔╦╦╦╦═╗Put this on your page
║╩║║║╔╗if you give free hugs
╚╩╩═╩═╝ i give out free hugs to friends and family...others have to PAY MWAHAHAHAHHAHA XP
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Life may be crap at times, so what you do is GET OUT THE BIG POINTY STICK AND ATTACK LIFE!!!"
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(E)very
(V)illian
(I)s
(L)emons
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5 ways to make the pizza guy feel nervous:

1. While you are you are making an order, randomly start pressing the numbers on the phone and tell the guy to stop doing it.

2. Ask for a Big Mac, French fries and a Large Coke.

3. Finish the order with: “Remember, this conversation never happened”.

4. Ask him if they have pizza.

5. Change your accent every 5 seconds.
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90% of teens today would die if Myspace had a system failure and was
completely destroyed. If you are one of the 10% that would be laughing, copy and paste this to your profile
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FAKE FRIENDS: Never ask for food
REAL FRIENDS: Are the reason you have no food.

FAKE FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr/Mrs.
REAL FRIENDS: Call your parents by their first names.

FAKE FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.
REAL FRIENDS: Would be sittin next to you sayin "Dang...... that was fun!"

FAKE FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
REAL FRIENDS: Cry with you.

FAKE FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
REAL FRIENDS: Keep your stuff so long they forget its yours.

FAKE FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Could write a book about you with direct quotes from you.

FAKE FRIENDS: Will leave you behind to be with the crowd.
REAL FRIENDS: Will get the whole crowd to come over to you.


FAKE FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
REAL FRIENDS: Would knock after they've let themselves in.

FAKE FRIENDS: Will talk bad to the person who talks bad about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Will knock them out.

FAKE FRIENDS: Would ignore this.
REAL FRIENDS: Will repost it

FAKE FRIENDS: Are for a while
REAL FRIENDS: Are forever
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♥♥♥♥♥♥ <- woohoo pretty hearts!!! copy and paste this on your profile if you like pretty hearts too!
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95% Percent of teens would die having a nervous breakdown if The Jonas Brothers were standing on the edge of a tower ready to jump, copy and paste if your a part of the 4% who would bring a lawn chair and popcorn, and 1% would run up and push them off the building while video taping it!
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97% of teen population would be dead if Abercrombie & Fitch/ Hollister/ American Eagle/ and Juicy decided breathing wasn't cool. Repost this as your signature if you would be one of the 3% who would be in the background laughing at them.
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╠╬╬╬╣Who ate My Chocolate????
╚╩╩╩╝ i did...-.-...XP
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^.,.^ Put this on your page
(,, ,,)~ If u love Kittens!!
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: p A Few Helpful Facts (sort of!!):
1. Your reading my comment
2. Now your saying/thinking thats a stupid fact.
4. You didnt notice that i skipped 3.
5. Your checking it now.
6. Your smiling.
7. Your still reading my comment.
8. You know all you have read is true.
10. You didnt notice that i skipped 9.
11. Your checking it now.
12. You didnt notice there are only 10 facts
HAHA its a funny joke right??
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(='.'=)
(")_(")bunny!!♥
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muffins are just ugly cupcakes,
[but we love 'em anyway ♥]
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B.E.S.T.F.R.I.E.N.D.S.
were the kind of people who laugh at a joke
3 times. once when we hear it. twice when
its explained to us, &&+ three times, when we
finally get it, 10 minutes later (;
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Things to do in an elevator

1) crack open your briefcase or handbag and say,
“Got enough air in there?”
2) stand motionless and silent in the corner facing the wall without getting off
3) when arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors, then act embarrassed when they open
4) greet everyone with a warm handshake then ask them to call you Admiral
5) meow occasionally
6) stare at another person for a while then say “You’re one of THEM” then back away slowly
7) say “DING!” at every floor
8) say “I wonder what these do?” then press all the red buttons
9) make explosion noises when anyone presses a button
10) stare, grinning at another person for a while then announce “ I don’t have any socks on”
11) when the elevator is silent, look around then ask “ Is that your beeper?”
12) try to make a personal phone call on an emergency phone
13) draw a little square on the ground with chalk then announce “ This is my personal space”
14) when there’s only one other passenger in the elevator poke them then act like in wasn’t you
15) push the buttons and act like they give you a shock, smile, then go back for more
16) ask if you can push the buttons for someone else then push the wrong ones
17) hold the doors open and say you’re waiting for a friend then after a while let the doors close and say “ Hey Greg, how was your day?”
18) drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to pick in up then yell
“Hey that’s mine!”
19) bring a camera and take pictures of all the passengers
20) pretend you’re a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with passengers
21) Swat at flies that don’t exist
22) Call out “Group hug!” then enforce it
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IZZY RULES! KAELIDESCOPE! EXPLOSIVO
hay, i noticed you were in the invader zim fan club. so i have some BIG NEWS ABOUT INVADER ZIM!! and i thought you would like to know

looky look on the page of doom of this app!
http://sketchfu.com/app/8596-the-invader-zim-jthm-fillerbunny-ifs-and-squee-app-of-doom

and join of you want to :)
ummm... i kinda made this new account and I don't know why.

Sirius56
tnksz 4 za cheers!
thank you for the cheers and comment ^^
i know how to draw straight lines olredy hehehe
w3lcom3
like just the coloring of the wolf
Thnx 4 da add!!!!
Lolz tnks wish i could color like dat though

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