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Woman - A Chemical Analysis

Element : Woman
Symbol : Wo
Atomic Weight : Accepted as 118, but known to vary 105-175.
Discoverer : Adam
Occurrence : Copious quantities in all Urban areas, with slightly lower
concentrations in Suburban and Rural areas. Subject to seasonal
fluctuations.

Physical Properties :
a) Surface usually covered with painted film.
b) Boils at nothing, freezes without reason.
c) Melts if given special treatment.
d) Bitter if used incorrectly. Can cause headaches. Handle with care!
e) Found in various states; ranging from virgin metal to common ore.
f) Yields to pressure applied to correct points.

Chemical Properties :
a) Has great affinity for Gold, Silver, Platinum and many precious stones.
b) Absorbs great quantities of expensive substances.
c) May explode spontaneously if left alone on dates.
d) Insoluble in liquids, but there is increased activity when saturated in
alcohol to a certain point.
e) Repels cheap material. Neutral to common sense.
f) Most powerful money reducing agent known to Man.

Uses :
a) Highly ornamental, especially in sports cars.
b) Can greatly improve relaxation levels.
c) Can warm and comfort under some circumstances.
d) Can cool things down when it's too hot.

Tests :
a) Pure specimen turns rosy pink when discovered in natural state.
b) Turns green when placed beside a better specimen.

Caution :
a) Highly dangerous except in experienced hands. Use extreme care when handling.
b) Illegal to possess more than one.

DO you know what happened to me? I was lost in this one blog of my mind that ugh! Anyways...Hello again my friend. Ive been away for so long that i think most of my faithful followers from Angelfire have left me. I have just returned and one of the first ppl that i thought of was you! Im glad to be back! lol.

hi i hope you dont mind if i add you! thanx!

lol.Oh man,i feel so mean (not) for what i said about xdemongracex...why are you two fighting? Its childish and it makes me dought both of yas intelligence.

so how are you? I was looking over your comment on one of my drawings. No i was no HUNG OVER. I was simply "tired" as was stated on the top of the drawing im sure.

AHG! MEANT!

and i ment to say " offering a free dental plan" typos. Ignor xdemonicgracex...hes the idiot.

Have you received your "Darkside" cookies yet?

i made em white on perpose idiot
it adds a freaky feel

welcome to the darkside brother.We are also offerina free denatl plan.

Bitterness is like cancer. It eats upon the host. But anger is like fire. It burns it all clean.
Maya Angelou

Also...have you ever woken up maybe not naked but next to a complete stranger?...

So....wanna join the dark-side?...want cookies?

dood i wouldnt talk your piture is a horibly drawn cloud picyure
GO BEAT FF7!!!!!

Time flies over us, but leaves it shadow behind.
Nathaniel Hawthorne

If there are no stupid questions, then what kind of questions do stupid people ask? Do they get smart just in time to ask questions?
Scott Adams

what the hell happened?...remember how it said THE VERY 'EXHAUSTED' COLLEGE STUDENT?well this is what the exhausted student draws when shes exhausted...look at the one that i drew when i WASEN'T exhausted.

and also,to answer your question on 'if its french why does it say beef or pork in english?'...well for starters how many ppl here do you think know french huh?

Come to the darkside,we have cookies.

You don't what?cheat?....lol...i do!I only got caught once....oh yeah and the guy in the picture is my ex...missed...not too much but missed.

Thats what makes THE THINKER weird....

Exactly!Not french!

Hung-over?...no sleep for 3day could kill a person....

Im sure you like drawing...i mean i hope you do if your here!lol

Hi! Welcome to sketchfu! I help run the site, so let me know if there's anything I can help you with.

Wow...what would we do without websites like these?...although...it would give me time for more plotting.

Cool!Im your first!I love your drawings!and uh....i LOVE blood too!(lol)