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ilovepenguins52

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Sketchfu-ing since 08/16/2011 (user #253877)

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playing video games in hyrule and fightning by links side

293 drawings
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About ilovepenguins52

Rachels bio:
age: 18
gender: female
outfit: varies
single
is a tomboy who loves video games but always has time for her girls



i like the color purple ummm i like video games and penguins
im ten years old i am pengu52 on moshimonsters!
i like to draw cartoons not realistic drawings

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*Made By Kittypuppiesbunnies*


DIFFERENT. Doesn't mean stupid. Doesn't mean horrible. Doesn't mean dumb.Doesn't mean mean. Doesn't mean like you. I will tell you what it does mean, it means unique, different in their own way because they don't wanna be stuck in a world with the same people. Without DIFFERENCE. INSANITY would fill our hearts. And GRAY would overun our lives with TORTURE. Appreciate us differs, cuz without us. Life wouldn't exist~<3
Originally made by ✦Midnight_Rose✦.
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Dear Boys
We don't spend hours doing our hair and makeup
We're not allergic to P.E
We will most likely sit there screaming "IMMA SHOOT YOU UPSIDE THE HEAD!!" when you play Black Ops
We do have pyjama days
We don't always look gorgeous
We're not obsessed with having you give us attention 24/7
Love, Girls all over the USA!


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People call another Guy fat. No one knows he has a serious disease causing him to be overweight . People call an old man ugly. No one knew he had a serious injury to his face while fighting for our country in the war. Re-post this if you are against bullying and stereotyping.


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If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

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If you have ever cried when your favorite character in a movie, T.V show, or book died, copy and paste this into your profile.


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If you hate those obnoxious snobby people PLEASE copy and paste this into your profile


If you get bored easily post this on your profile.

If you have an odd sort of love/hate relationship with your computer, copy and paste this into your profile

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word. And you do at random moments; copy and paste this in you're profile

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If you have ever turned around and questioned how you got on those subjects after an entire conversation, copy and paste this in to your profile.


If you think you have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" thingies, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this into your profile.

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when i first read the warriors series i wounder what my cat whould be like as a warrior






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go here!
http://nyanit.com/www.moshimonsters.com/monsters

and here:
http://nyanit.com/sketchfu.com/profile/ilovepenguins52

and dont forget here!:
http://www.mindistortion.tv/iwantyoursoul/?i_am=kittykatgoesmeow

XD dib...*blushes* heehee...Normal people say "OMG Oh My Gosh!"
People like me say "OMT Oh My Tallest!"
Normal people call humans people.
People like me call humans Earthstink.
Normal people call muffins muffins.
People like me call muffins pork cows.
Normal people think their dog is their friend.
People like me think their dog is a SIR unit.
Normal people like to swim.
People like me don't like to swim because they think the water will burn their skin.
Normal people think this is stupid and ignore it.
People like me would copy and paste this to their profile. Add this to your profile if you're an Invader Zim fan!


If you are the complete opposite of normal, copy and paste this into your profile
You say Edward, I say Dib
You say Bella, I say Tak(lol)
You say Jacob, I say Gir
You say Werewolves, I say Irkens!
You say Vampires, I say Robots
You say the Cullens, I say the humans!!
You say "How romantic!", I say "Give me a Taco before i EXPLODE!"
You say the Volturi, I say Zim
Put this on your page if you love Invader Zim and HATE Twilight!




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Keep your dreams close to your heart..
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by: cranburry on moshi monsters
i love to draw
i like:
zelda video game
moshimonsters.com
i like anime

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THIS IS THIS CAT
THIS IS IS CAT
THIS IS HOW CAT
THIS IS TO CAT
THIS IS KEEP CAT
THIS IS A CAT
THIS IS weirdo CAT
THIS IS BUSY CAT
THIS IS FOR CAT
THIS IS THIRTY CAT
THIS IS SECONDS CAT
now.. go back and read the THIRD word of every sentence from the top

Rules:
i will only add u if:
A. i know u
B.u are an awesome drawer
C. u r a great person

i will only join apps if:
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i like them
i will only give out cheers if:
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u deserve them
Can you raed tihs? Olny srmat poelpe can. I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg.The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. If you can raed tihs cpoy and ptsae tihs on yuor porfle

Girl: Slow down! Im scared!
Guy: No, this is fun!
Girl: No, its not. Please, your really scaring me!
Guy: Then tell me you love me.
Girl: Fine, I love you. Slow down!
Guy: Now give me a BIG hug. *Girl hugs him*
Guy: Can you take my helmet off & put it on yourself? Its bugging me.
(In the paper the next day)
A motorcycle crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it, but only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized that his breaks went out, but he didnt want to let the girl know. Instead, he had her say she loved him & felt her hug one last time, then had her wear his helmet so that she would live even though it meant that he would die.
Repost if you would do this for someone you love.


Did you ever notice when you blow in a dog’s face he gets mad at you? But when you take him in a car he sticks his head out the window.


Thousands of years ago, cats were worshipped as gods. They have never forgotten this.


Until one has loved an animal, a part of one’s soul remains unawakened.



You say Mario, I say Link
You say Peach, I say Zelda
You say Luigi, I say Midna
You say Bowser, I say Ganondorf
You say Toads, I say Hylians
You say Mushroom Kingdom, I say Hyrule
You say "It's-a me, Mario!", I say "HYAAAA!!!!" XD
Copy and Paste on your profile if you luv The Legend of Zelda



A stove is a stove
no matter where you go
A patty is a patty
that's what I saaaaay
A grill is a grill
this is surely soooo
and fries should be fries
either waaaaaaaay

But this grill is not a home
This is not the stove I know
I would trade it all away
If you'd come back to stay

This kitchens not the same without you
It's just a greasy spoon (just a greasy spooooon)
without yooooooooooooouuuuuuuuuuuu.




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Go To:
http://moshime.com/pengu52

http://sketchfu.com/app/52126-all-things-anime

This is kitty. Put her on your profile if you love kitties
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340 ways to get kicked out of Walmart~
1. Take someone's shopping cart and switch the items with stuff from the person next to them's cart
2. Walk up to complete strangers and say, "Hi! I haven't seen you in so long!..." etc. See if they play along to avoid embarrassment
3. Smash the person in front of you on the head with a ham
4. Go up to some old geezer & say "Grandpa!!! You're ALIVE!!! It's a MIRACLE!!! etc."
5. Take something from someone else's cart, when they say "hey, that's mine! " call the security and say that the other ... person was trying to take your _____
6. Move "Caution: Wet Floor" signs to carpeted areas.
7. Hide in the center of the clothes circle where people find shirts, and jump out and yell "AIHAIHAIHAIHAIHAIHAIHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!"
8. Go into the dressing room, wait a few minutes, then yell "THERES NO TOILET PAPER IN HERE!!"
9. Get a batman costume, put it on, and run around the store screaming at the top of your lungs, "COME ROBIN! TO THE BATMOBILE!"
10. Hide between clothing and then jump out and yell "PICK ME"
11. When someone asks if you need help, begin to cry and ask, "Why won't you people just leave me alone?"
12. Take up an entire aisle in Toys by setting up a full scale battlefield with G.I. Joes vs. the X-Men
13. Hide in a clothes circle. When someone with a shopping cart goes by stick your hand out and steal something from them
14. Grab a guitar and start singing Wake Me Up When September Ends in a loud shrieking half screaming voice
15. Randomly place 24 bags of candy in peoples carts
16. Go to an empty checkout stand and try to check people out.
17. Go up to an employee and in a official tone say "code three in house ware" and see what happens
18. Follow people through the aisles, always staying about five feet away. Continue to do this until they leave the department
19. Challenge other customers to duels with tubes of gift wrap
20. Set up a concert of singing hamster dolls. Get your friends and turn them on all at the same time. Then act like a conductor
21. Make up nonsense products and ask newly hired employees if there are any in stock, i.e., "Do you have any Shnerples here?"
22. Open a pack of yugioh cards and challenge random people to a "d-d-d-d-d-d-duel!"
23. While walking around alone, pretend someone is with you and get into a very serious conversation
24. Tape a walkie-talkie to the back of a Barbie doll and say to random people, "I know where you live..."
25. Attempt to drown in a kiddy pool...
26. Drag a lounge chair on display over to the magazines and relax. If the store has a food court, buy a soft drink; explain that you don't get out much, and ask if they can put a little umbrella in it
27. Open up random packages in the toy aisle then walk off. If an employee asks what you're doing, just say "I changed my mind."
28. Run around Wal-Mart in a bathing suit singing the Surfin' USA theme song
29. Say things like, "Would you be as kind so to direct me to your Twinkies?"
30. If an employee comes within 30 ft scream "GET AWAY FROM ME!!!" Then run out of the store screaming
31. Walk up to an employee and ask questions like how come this store is called wal mart? Or what's up with your hair? Why do you people wear name tags can't you all remember your own names?
32. Test the fishing rods and see what you can "catch" from the other aisles
33. Glare menacingly at anyone who comes within 40 ft of you. Then hiss like a snake and act like you're going to bite them
34. Throw a fake rubber snake into some lady's face and watch her freak out
35. Squeeze their legs and either sing, "I like to move it, move it! Or say "You got chicken legs!"
36. Dart around suspiciously while humming the theme from "Mission: Impossible."
37. While no one's watching quickly switch the men's and women's signs on the doors of the rest room
38. Bring your pet pit-bull into Wal-mart. Act casual. If someone is brave enough to walk up to you and tell you to get out, simply reply "He's going to help me pick out his favorite dog food"
39. TP as much of the store as possible
40. Whenever you hear a voice saying, clean up etc fall to the ground sobbing screaming the voices!! then get back up & act normal
41. Dress up in a trench coat & wear sunglasses. Walk up to someone browsing and say "The rooster is in the nest" Wait for a reply. After they finish talking, hand them a cap gun and whisper "use this wisely."
42. Go to the music aisle and start singing horrible karaoke
43. Walk along look at someone giggle at them & say to no one... I know I know... hehehe keep doing it until they give you a weird look & walk off
44. Set all the alarm clocks to go off at ten minute intervals throughout the day
45. Go in to the camping department and enter a tent then tell random customers that they can come in if they bring a pillow from the bedding department
46. Broadcast K-mart commercials over the intercom
47. Go up to the bagel section with cream cheese all over your face. Then start chanting, "We love bagels! We love bagels!"
48. Over the intercom say there is a big sale on all items in electronics department and first 10 people to the check outs gets one item free... & see what happens
49. Randomly start putting different size undergarments in peoples carts
50. Contaminate the entire auto department by sampling all the spray air fresheners
51. Run through the store and jump on random peoples carts singing I KNOW A SONG THAT GETS ON EVERYBODYS NERVES!!
52. Go up to random people and poke them. If they ask you what you're doing or tell you to stop, tell them that you're trying to find out what they ate for dinner last night
53. Do your American Idol audition in front of the security cameras
54. Get a marker & go over all the barcodes with a line then go purchase your items... the person who is serving you will have to enter all the barcodes in by hand
55. Go up to some of the customers while your carrying a paper bag and say "trick or treat!" and if they don't give you anything, do the sad puppy dog face
56. Hide under a big pile of clothes and throw random objects at people when they walk by
57. Get a stuffed animal and go to the front of the store and begin stroking it lovingly, saying "Good girl, good Bessie."
58. Walk up to a pizza place and ask for a Mcchicken
59. Go to the bathroom with a cantaloupe (hidden) Make grunting noises and drop the cantaloupe in the toilet. Then say "Phew, That's better"
60. Put blue paint on your hand and when you see someone put your hand on their shirt and point at them and say, "A clue a clue!"
61. Go to a clerk and tell them u lost your son and ask if they can call his name over the speaker! When they ask u his name make up a ridiculous name
62. Leave cryptic messages on the typewriters
63. While Humming the theme to Mission Impossible While wearing all black, knock over all of the cans
64. Take all the CD's put them in the wrong place and when an employee puts them all back yell at her and mess them up again
65. Go to the front of the store in a baby diaper and ask a macho guy to change you
66. Take a friend with you and a younger child and start arguing over who gets custody then have the child run away and out of the store and yell CILLY COME BACK!!!
67. Climb up a ladder & try doing a King Kong thing
68. Run through the make-up department and yell, "There's a dead body in aisle 3!!!"
69. Grab a can of whipped cream & find a bald guy Spray it on his head
70. Dress up in a fairy costume, and climb up a ladder and when people go by say "your wish is granted"
71. Dress up as a giant smiley face and whip price signs! Then yell "ROLLBACK!!!"
72. Walk up to someone act like you can read their mind & say... sir or madam... don't think that.
73. Walk towards a group of people and hit your head and say in a loud voice, "Shut up in there."
74. Put make up all over your face so it looks like a 2 year old did it and then say, "She's horrible at giving make-overs!" and point to a random woman.
75. Go up to random people and ask them if they will be your friends then link arms and start to sing the friends theme song
76. Ride those little electronic cars at the front of the store
77. Smear ketchup on yourself, lie on your back in the kids aisle, and pretend to be dead
78. Lay a 20 dollar bill on the ground and back away and when someone tries to pick it up run up to them and yell hands off my dollar!! Then got to a manager and tell him that they stole 20 dollars from you
79. Randomly throw things over into neighboring aisles
80. Try all of the sodas and put them back then say, "Yup, that stuff's not poisonous."
81. Play with the calculators so that they all spell "hello" upside down
82. Run up to random people and ask if they like green eggs and ham
83. Attempt to fit into very large gym bags, then attempt to fit others into very large gym bags
84. Bang on the pots and pans in the cooking aisle
85. Act as though you are being beaten and fall onto the ground screaming and having convulsions
86. Swing on the half price banners
87. Go up to a random person and tap on his/her shoulder. When the person looks at you, ask what and walk off like you're annoyed
88. Burp and say mmmm, tasty
89. Hold Barbie for ransom
90. Run around with a country music cd and sing Queen's "We Will Rock You"
91. throw random items over into the next aisle and see if you can score into someone's cart
92. Ride around in a Barbie jeep with Barbie in the front seat and act like you're talking to her by saying "Let's bust this joint!"
93. Wrap a hose around you and shout, "AAH! I'M BEING HELD HOSTAGE!"
94. Do your own radio show over the intercom
95. Go to the aisle with the Star Wars stuff and hold up a Luke Skywalker toy and say "Luke, I am your father" and make breathing noises in your darth vader mask
96. Glue pennies on the floor 'heads' side up
97. Knock over all the shelves and run around screaming 'EARTHQUAKE! EVERYON RUN!
98. find a pair of walkie talkies and have a conversation with your self when everyone is watching you
99. Go to the checkout and buy a bar of candy. Repeat, going to the same cash register, until the clerk notices
100. Grab heavy but not too heavy objects, and see who can throw them the most aisles over
101. Buy expensive stuff, go home and use white-out and a pen to change the price to something much lower, and the total much higher, then return and demand a refund
102. get a cardboard box, go in the store and pop out of the box and give out candy to passerby
103. Find the fish section and when someone walks by begin to pet the fish tank and say, "I know how you feel..."
104. Spill water on the floor, and run around claiming that the store is flooded
105. As the cashier runs your purchase over the scanner say "BEEP" in a loud voice. Repeat this for every item, and for other customers items
106. Scream really loudly and when someone tells you to be quiet scream, "I will not be silenced!!!!"
107. Hold a bag of frozen veggies over your head and yell "Fear me and my evil army of frozen carrots!!"
108. Hug someone randomly and say, "I love u mommy!"
109. Go in the undergarments section and ask random people if they think this will fit
110. Tie a plushie to one end of a string your ankle to the other end, and run around screaming "HELP! IT'S AFTER ME!"
111. Start yelling at the stuffed animals when there are people around
112. Grab some pampers Pull-Ups and while buying them yell at the clerk "Mommy, guess what? I'm a big kid now!!"
113. Go into the bedding department and with cookies in your hand lay on a bed then pretend ur having a nightmare about cookies and yell " COOKIE!! COOKIE!!!! NOOOOOO!!!!" Then start rolling around
114. Make evil eyes at someone and start whispering, "I'm the little girl from the well... I've been waiting..."
115. Go to the cafeteria area and buy frys. Then stand by the door and when people walk through throw the frys above their head like there getting married
116. look at old people with wide eyes saying, "I see dead people!"
117. Get a tent ( With holes preferably ) and tell people to come in your lair. When they do chuck popcorn at them and ask them who invited them in
118. Ride around on those electric cars and pretend that your a prissy English Man. Say things like "Cheerio, good man." to people who walk by. And don't forget to have perfect posture.
119. Chase your friends up and down aisles trying to run over them with those electric cars. Make sure to tell your friends to act like they don't know you.
120. Spend all your money riding on those little rides for toddlers. Fit the character; if you on a horse, then pretend that your a cowboy, etc. And if a little kid comes over wanting to use it, start barking at them until they run away crying.
121. Have silly string fights with a friend. Hide behind customers and "accidentally" hit the people instead of your friend.
122. Draw mustaches on all the pictures and mannequins.
123. Walk up to the customer service and when they say "Hello, how may I help you?" say "Yes, I'll have a Quarter Pounder with cheese, one strawberry shake, a large order of french fries and a diet coke." And when they start to talk, say "Oh, to go". Then when they say that they can't give it to you say "Oh, This is because I'm gay isn't it? I'd expect this from McDonalds, but not Walmart
124. Get popcorn and throw at customers, sneaking up on them in an un stealth-like way, while yelling random things
125. Start to madly scratch yourself and walk up to people asking where the rash cream is because your family and all your friends seem to have a rash too.
126. When your alone, have loud conversations with your "multiple personalities". Have an English man, a Southern person, someone from New York, a Grandma, and a 5 year old girl all at the same time. You have to use accents.
127. Start "dancing" like mad. Basically, just wail your arms and legs around like your having some kind of massive seizure.
128. Try on crazy costumes and walk casually through the store.
129. Stick your arm in your jacket and suspiciously start to leave the store. Get really tense and start to lean over as your walking through the doors As if your suspecting the alarms to go off. Then when it doesn't go off, let out a big sigh. Then quickly look around you to see who's watching and run away as fast as you can.
130. Balance EVERYTHING you see on the tips of your finger, your nose, your forehead, and the top of your head while singing the circus song.
131. Spend hours staring at a little blinking light. After a while, start saying blink everytime it blinks. Don't look away, just stay mesmerized.
132. Light a match under a sprinkler
133. Walk up to someone and say "Oh, so your back for more. I warned you never to come back here. Wait here while I go get my shot gun". Then walk away.
134. Buy something that is like $5 and give the cashier all pennies.
135. Walk up to a guy and say "Oh my god, is it you? Oh my god it is!!! I haven't seen you in so long!!!!" Then kiss him. Then slap and him say "Why didn't you ever call me??" Then walk away. Much more affective if you're a guy.
136. Stand next to a maniquin and pretend that your a mannequin. Try to hold the same position for as long as possible. Then finally as someone is walking by, check your watch and say. "Finally, my shift is done. I really don't get paid enough to do this"
137. Stare at the ceiling. See how many people look up.
138. Start singing oldies songs in to megaphone.
139. start hitting on the mannequins.
140. Super-glue a quarter to the floor and count how many people try to pick it up.
141. Switch the price tags with something expensive and something really cheap.
142. Put women's clothes into men's carts.
143. Put preppy stuff, like short skirts and whatnot, into old men's carts when they aren't looking.
144. Run around in front of a mirror screaming "COPYCAT!"
145. Bring a friend and a stopwatch. Get carts and race around. every time you nock something over, subtract a second from your time. You usually get kicked out before you figure out who won.
146. Find a couple. Run up to the one who is an opposite gender from you, slap them, and say "WHAT IS THIS? I THOUGHT WHAT WE HAD WAS SPECIAL!!!"
147. Go up to an assistant and ask for mayonnaise. When they say they don't have it, start crying and scream, "Now how am I supposed to paint my toenails?!?"
148. Lay on the floor and do a ground angel
149. Steal their ketchup, go on the counter, smear ketchup all over you and say HELP ME HELP ME! OMG! THE HOTDOG KILLED ME!
150. Start jumping on one of their beds attempt to fall asleep until one guy tells you to get off. Then yell 'HEY! WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?!?!? GET OUT OF MY HOUSE! GET AWAY FROM MY BED!!!!"
151. Run around switching all of the open signs on the cash registers to closed and all of the closed signs to open. Watch the customers get confused.
152. Ask for Goat Milk
153. Make sure somebody's in the same aisle, then run screaming into a wall. Fall down and say "AHHH! The pain, the horrible, terrible pain!" Until someone asks if you're alright. When they do, get up and say, "Yes, I'm fine, why?" And then walk away calmly like nothing happened.
154. Dress up as an emo kid, then scream at people, "WHY HAVE YOU COME TO WORSEN MY MISERY?!"
155. Dress up as a ninja and go around the store karate chopping people
156. Ride a horse on a stick toy thing and have your friend pull you around the store on a skateboard while you scream, "The British are coming! The British are coming!"
157. Turn a cart over and put towels over it so they can't see in. when someone starts to open it, start yelling "Hey, I'm Using the Bathroom in here!!!"
158. Buy a chocolate bar, go to the bathroom, smear chocolate on your hand, reach under the next stall and ask, "Can I have some toilet paper?"
159. Take a fishing pole, tie it to a dollar, and go fishing for humans!
160. Climb up to one of the really high shelves and start singing Christmas carols at the top of your lungs. Works better around summer.
161. Get a mirror and put it on top of a cart so it lay across it. Get on top and have someone push you down an isle, and Sing "Surfin' USA"
162. When the intercom comes on, fall on your knees and scream in tears of joy, "God has spoken!!!"
163. Get on a bike and ride around and crash into everything and everyone who gets in your way.
164. Pour a bunch of lemonade from the entrance to the bathroom and come out saying someone should have told me where the bathroom was quicker!
165. Steal guns and ammo and shoot all the TV's you can find. whoever blows up most wins
166. Get an umbrella and have someone in a cart (or just a tall person) pour water on it while you sing Raindrops Are Fallin' On My Head.
167. Call the front desk and when they answer the phone say I'm sorry, your call could not be completed as dialed. Please hang up and try again. Then call and say I'm sorry, I will have to put you on hold. Can you call back? I'm busy on isle 3.
168. Go into one of those employees only doors and go behind some food shelves. when people reach out to grab food, grab their arm and start to pull on it.
169. eat all the ice cream boxes and then blame it on a worker with ice cream all over your face
170. Pour carrots on the floor so the employees have to pick it up. Continue doing it for a long period of time.
171. Skate around on a skateboard, then fall over and pretend to break your leg.
172. Start playing the violin.
173. Stare at a blank T.V, for an hour and when somebody asks what your doing, answer, "Shh, this is my favorite show!"
174. Stand on the conveyor belt at the check out with a barcode on your forehead.
175. Start saying stuff like argetrargrehargenstartgen to everyone who walks in.
176. walk around in dirty cloths and eat all the produce lika a bum
177. Poke people and run away screaming, "Don't touch me!!!"
178. Stare at people for a minute and then smile at them happily
179. Beat your chest and run around screaming like Tarzan.
180. Throw stuff on the floor and start yelling at an imaginary friend.
181. Shoot spitwads at people and then fall on the ground laughing hysterically
182. Go into a bathroom that is of the opposite gender of yourself and open the stalls saying, "Ooh la la!"
183. Walk up to random people, give them a hug, and say, "I love you!"
184. Dress up as an old man and start stealing stuff
185. Start a fire, then sit around it with your friends in Indian clothes.
186. Walk around in a court jester costume
187. Run at people with a pitch fork
188. Pretend that you're having a heart attack
189. Throw tomatoes at people and then tackle them
190. Get on the intercom and calmly say, "Attention shoppers. I would like to inform you that the world is about to end, and that there's a sale on isle two."
191. Buy a carton of vanilla ice cream, run up to the cash register, tell the cashier you forgot your money, then start dancing like Napoleon Dynamite, screaming, "Where's my chap stick?!"
192. Pretend to be Spiderman by running up walls and trying to save people
193. Claim isle three as your 'Secret Lair'
194. Run around the store singing the My Little Pony theme song as loud as you can.
195. Get a giant Christmas stocking and hop around in it like it's a potato sack on field day
196. Build a wall out of stuffed animals
197. Put on a cape and run around singing the Phantom of the Opera
198. Yell curse words at people
199. Knock down as many displays as you can
200. Go up to a random old guy with white hair and say, "I want Bratz for Christmas! Thank you Santa!" and then give him a hug and run away.
201. Dress up in a super villain costume and then go around the store yelling, "MARRY ME!" to random people
202. Go up to a tough looking guy and push him and say you wanna fight? And when he pushes back start to cry and run away
203. Point to a cash register and ask the cashier, "How much is that?"
204. Get a tent and campout with the Barbie dolls in the toy isle
205. Chew gum loudly in people's faces
206. Throw a poke-ball at someone and yell, "PIKACHU, I CHOOSE YOU!"
207. Turn on all the flashlights, hang them from the ceiling, stand under them, scatter confetti at your feet, and start singing, using a Barbie as a microphone.
208. Play baseball in the middle of the store, then score a home run and run around the store screaming.
209. Flirt with someone, plan a date, and then break up with them, all in 10 minutes.
210. Get a cart and pile it high with items. When the cashier tells you the price, exclaim, "What a rip off!" And walk out of the store.
211. Start singing, "Tinkle, tinkle, little star! In a toilet that's real far! Up above us in the sky! It's weird to learn that pee does fly! Make sure it does never land! In my, my, my, my, my hand!"
212. Find all the beans you can and put them in your cart, and then tell random people that it's your breakfast, lunch, and dinner for the next couple years.
213. Pay for your stuff with all pennies, and then come up one too short.
214. Scream, "Look! Someone's stealing an old lady's purse!" and when they look away, take all the stuff in their cart and throw it around the store shouting "I'm a terrorist!"
215. Run out of the dressing room screaming, "Michael Jackson has my dad!"
216. Go to the pet isle. Point to a fish and say, "I'll have that one. And that one. And that one..." Keep going until you've pointed to every fish they have in stock
217. Tap dance through the store
218. Change the music on the intercom to Mexican
219. Rip open every package you see
220. Get on a bike and have your friend chase you. Pretend you are going to run over somebody and then move out the way.
221. Stand in front of the security camera and pretend to die (dramatically)
222. Scream "SECURITY!" as loud as you can. When they come up act all panicky and say "This is really important!" Then smile and say, "Hi."
223. Sing "Mary Had A Little Lamb" as loud as you can in the music section, then smile and say "Well, it's the music section so I thought you might like some live music." Then sing it again.
224. Run around with underwear on your head, screaming, "I am Captain Underpants!"
225. Follow a male security dude and ask him where the "feminine needs" are.
226. Go to the toy isle, set up the GI joe figures and yell, " Then it's WAR!!!"
227. Pull down your pants next to a flower display and "water" the flowers.
228. Go to the bakery section and yell "I LOVE PIE!" to everyone you see.
229. Take all the pets out of their cages, including the fish.
230. Grab a strawberry shortcake doll and go to the bakery section. Tell the baker "I'd like to buy strawberry shortcake!" and hold the doll in their face.
231. Scream, "GET OUT OF MY YARD!" to everyone who walks by you.
232. Announce that there's a huge sale at Target
233. Throw a party in a busy isle
234. Test drive lawn mowers
235. Have a tennis tournament in the middle of the store
236. Throw all the bouncy balls in the toy section everywhere and let them bounce around
237. Carry a bomb and make it explode
238. Eat a bunch of candy and refuse to pay for it
239. Go to the in store restaurant and order anything. When receiving it tell them that this was not what you wanted. Refuse to pay and go tell the manager
240. Hide in a pile of plushies and then jump out at people who walk by
241. Act like an old lady and scream, "AH! I broke my back! This wouldn't happen at Target!"
242. Pretend to be a life size Barbie. When someone wants to buy you, run away screaming that someone was trying to kidnap you.
243. Take a marker to all the happy faces. Then change the prices. That will start an uproar
244. When a clerk stops you and asks your name read their name of their id card. When they say it's not your name scream, "IDENTITY THEFT!!!"
245. Throw jelly sweets at the cashiers
246. Steal a shopping cart(As in take it out of the store and put it in your car)
247. Ride on the back of the carts. (they hate it when you do that) Run into other carts yelling like a maniac.
248. Follow one person around the store. Poke them ever so often. When the snap and yell at you scream, "STALKER!!"
249. Pretend like you're a person who works there and walk around saying, "Can I help you find anything?"
250. Spill cooking oil all over the floor and then slide in it
251. Pretend like you're blind and can't find what your looking for. Go up to random people and ask, "Will you help me find some cat food for Fluffy?"
252. Bowl with bottles full of open soda
253. Run around with a bowl of cheerios yelling, "It lowered my cholesterol!"
254. Order a pizza from the cashier
255. Ask to have your pizza shaken, not stirred
256. Start a food fight
257. Go up to a fat woman and say, "Taxi?"
258. Put underwear over your shorts, get a blue shirt, yellow paint, and red paint, paint an s on the shirt, go to the material section, cut a red cape, then get an umbrella, open it, and jump off the tops of shelves.
259. Take the spray paint and paint all the people around you
260. Go up to random people and hug them while putting a 'Kick Me' sign on the back of their shirt
261. Hide in dark places with a golden ring. when people walk by, jump out at them hissing, "We wants it! You cants have it!" Then gently whisper, "it will be alright my precious"
262. Flip off the manager
263. Go to the food section, take all of the boxed items out, and stack them up to make a fort. Glue can help. And creating a 'distraction' elsewhere for the employees to handle while you work does too...
264. Drop a pen and let someone else go and pick it up for you. When they do try to pick it up yell to them, "HEY THATS MY PEN THEIF!"
265. Bring a slip n' slide blast some Music and bring some random people to it and kick their back so they slide accross the slip n' slide and scream "PARTY IN THE HIZ HOUSE!!!!!!!"
266. Throw a dance party
267. Write on the floors
268. Pull all the clothes off the racks into a pile on the floor and hide under it, and when someone tries to pick the clothes up, leap out cackling madly and run down the aisles, still cackling.
269. Go up to someone and say "look over there" Then pull down their pants. And, if you're lucky, their underwear.
270. Pretend to have an asthma attack, and when someone tries to help you, bite them. Or pretend to faint.
271. Get a bag of chips and walk around the store eating them. When an employee tries to stop you or make you pay, tell them that they're your chips! Keep screaming it.
272. Spray a customer with pepper spray and scream, "Help! Help! He's a rapist!"
273. Pretend to be a rabid dog and run around growling at people. Then if someone tries to stop you, bite them.
274. Lie on the floor. Just lie there. It is guaranteed to freak people out. Either pretend to be asleep, or to have passed out.
275. Take toys and put them on the floor and take a cart. Start running over the toys screaming, "Monster Truck Mania!!!"
276. Climb up the shelves/storage units, then refuse to come down.
277. Take red juice Pour it on your face make streaks or stripes then layout on the floor with a flower in your hand when a crowd of people come stand up and walk like a zombie!
278. Grab a bowl, spoon, milk, and cereal. Eat it right there and tell them you'll pay when your done.
279. Stand on the conveyer belt when your checking out and walk like its a treadmill... then ask for a speed increase
280. Wrap yourself in toilet paper rolls and pretend to be a mummy looking for your wife, Cleopatra
281. Follow a stranger around and mimic them. Continue doing this for a long period of time.
282. If you are in Target, say there is a code yellow
283. Get some candy corn form the candy aisle put two on your canine teeth and go around the store biting peoples necks
284. Flirt with the manager's wife
285. Walk calmly to the CDs, when u see one that has Hilary Duff, yell (if you're a fan) OHMIGOD! HILARY'S LATEST! OHMIGOSH, I, LIKE HAVE TO HAVE THIS! (if you're not a fan) Find a hammer, take the CD, gently put it on the floor, then mash it like a madman.
286. Run around spinning and say you're the Tasmanian devil
287. Run around in circles and yell, "I'M THE CIRCLE MAN!"
288. Announce a sock-sliding contest and take off your shoes and start sliding. It's actually really fun...
289. Go up to a employee ask for a application and where it says goals write down 'to take over Wal-Mart' and turn it in
290. Get a water gun and threaten someone with it. A cashier is usually a prime candidate. Then say in a low, dangerous voice (without collapsing into laughter) "Empty out the cash register."
291. Take a soda, shake it up, and then spray it at people.
292. Hide in the clothes so when someone comes to look you yell, "PICK ME!"
293. Request that an employee find you an imaginary product, then keep saying: "I know it's here somewhere, just keep looking!" Eventually the employee will run out of patience, so then you say: "You've been punked!" And run out screaming and laughing. (Maybe you won't get kicked out, but you'll freak an employee out...)
294. Print out a bunch of advertisements for Target, Marshalls, etc... Then calmly go around taping/gluing/stapling them to products, people, and walls. It helps to have a WHOLE lot of them.
295. Move things around. (Put frozen food in with the barbies, etc...)
296. If a fat person has a twinkies in their cart take it out and start eating it and spit it out on them and yell, "That crud is sick!"
297. Point at an old man and yell, "LOOK EVERYONE! IT'S BRITNEY SPEARS!"
298. Put a ski mask on and wear a black cape with black clothes and a fake sword and yell, "Zoro has returned!"
299. Dress up as an old lady and whack people with your purse and when employees come to stop you, pretend to faint
300. Go to Wal-Mart at 2:00 in the morning and do cartwheels around the store screaming, "I'm pregnant!"
301. Put on a long wig and claim to be Pocahontas
302. Break some glass, then accuse a flying monkey
303. Threaten a cashier with a candy bar
304. Bring in scissors and glue. If anyone asks, tell them you are fulfilling your dream of giving Wal Mart a Make Over.
305. Buy a bag of candy. Start to walk away, then ask if you can exchange them. Repeat until they get angry.
306. Go to the dairy section and protest against milking cows. Say things like, "What if the cows aren't ok with us milking them? Cows have rights too!" 307. Redecorate the Rollback Smiley Face so he is green with neon pink eyes.
308. Go up to the manager and ask where the nearest K-Mart is.
309. If you see a couple holding hands, run through their hands and scream, "RED ROVER!"
310. Grab a gnome, then hide in a clothes rack and when someone picks out a shirt or whatever jump out and yell "The gnome did it! The gnome did it!" Then throw the gnome and run.
311. Put up free sample signs all over the store and watch people leave with their "free samples."
312. Run around the store screaming, "OMG! HELP! PINTO BEANS ARE TAKING OVER COSTCO! AHHH!"
313. In Walmart, they give out free stickers. Take them and decorate your body with them. 314. Get a bunch of your friends, about 10 or more, and go up to a lady who looks like she's in her 20's. When there are lots of people around, ask, "Mommy? Can we have some ice cream?"
315. Spit in the manager's face
316. Stare at a customer for a long time while saying, "Hello, hello, hello" nonstop until they get really mad
317. Go to customer service and say, "Your fat vallet guy stole my car."
318. Put an "Out of Order" sign on the manager's butt
319. Go up to customers and whisper, "Seven Days..." and if they turn around, pelt them with Skittles
320. Melt chocolate, then scream, "Free face masks!"
321. Wear a pair of bright yellow pants on your head and run around screaming, "They Got Me!!"
322. Slap the manager and scream, "He's alive! He's ALIVE!!!"
323. Put a lot of matches and gasoline in your cart, then smile at people
324. Run around the store five times, and when you are done, scream, "I WIN!" and do a victory dance
325. Let a collie lose in the store, then scream, "Lassie, come home!"
326. Make your friend that's a guy try on girl clothes and then have him run around like a crazy person.
327. Hide in a boys clothes rack, and when a boy with glasses walks by, scream, "You're a wizard, Harry!"
328. Grab lots of G.I. Joe action figures and Water Bombs and yell, "ITS WAR!!!" whenever someone walks by and throw the bombs at them.
329. Put a Dora toy on the floor and when someone tries to pick it up, yell, "Swiper No Swiping!"
330. Buy a fake but expensive looking vase. (ex. a cheap glass pot.) Fill it with some ash and soot. Then take it to an employee, bump into him and drop it so it shatters. Then keep screaming at him that it was your mother and you will sue him for every thing he owns, and tell him he has to pick it up then and there or he will be cursed for 10 years.
331. Put a squirt gun in a stuffed elmo's hand and scream, "Everybody down!! Elmo's got a gun!"
332. Drive around in a kiddie car singing the batman theme song.
333. Run around with underwear on your head screaming, "I'm Blind!!!
334.Go to a clerk and say May I speak with your manager When you she takes you to the manager YELL There is no more pants in the storage apartment So i am taking yours!!!PANTS HIM AND RUN IN TO A LADYS DRESSING ROOM
335.Go to the video game section and play the sample video games. When someone walks by and watches you say, "Cmon mom just one more level!"
336. Take a camera from the camera place and act like your a news reporter taking pictures for a news paper
337. Walk into the dressing room (opposite gender) go into a stall somebody is using and say, "I think that looks ugly" and keep doing that until you get kicked out
338. When somebody walks by drop something infront of them thats $30 or more. When they react go to an employee and say, "Somebody broke that!" and when they argue back (if they do) run out of the store.
339. (This one will get you banned from the store) Go to the sports section, take a baseball bat then go to the video game section and break open the glass to a Ps3, Xbox, or Wii. Then just run to another state.
340. Go on the intercom and say, "Gotta go poo-poo!"

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2.go to your profile or a picture and add this
3.still hoding your breath
4.if you made it your a good kisser


► Play. The Moments
▌▌ Pause. The Memories
■ Stop. The Pain
◄◄ Rewind. The Happiness



You say Edward,i say Sora
You say Bella,i say Kairi
You say Werewolves,i say Heartless
You say Vampires,i say Nobodies
You say Jacob,i say Riku
You say "how romantic",i say "SEA-SALT ICE CREAM!!"
You say Washington,i say Destiny Islands
You say the Volturi,i say Organization XIII

put this on your profile if you LOVE Kingdom Hearts and HATE Twilight.





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If you think that those stupid kids should just give that God-forsaken Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile


If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy and paste this into your profile.

Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile
If you’ve ever made faces in front of a security camera then paste this in your profile

If you get bored easily post this on your profile.

If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word. And you do at random moments; copy and paste this in you're profile

If you can't stand preppy people who talk like this: "I like, can't believe, I like, chipped my manicure!!", copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever read a 250 pg + book in less than one day, copy and paste this into your profile

If you ever get a random urge to start screaming at the top of your lungs copy and paste this onto your profile.

if your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer

Random XD
9 ways to got kicked out of WalMart!
1. Open all the candy bars saying "I have to find that Golden Ticket
2. Write "I see dead things" on the Computers
3. Throw skittles at people saying "Taste the rainbow"
4. Put a Dora doll in the middle of the store and when someone tries to pick it up yell "Swiper no swiping!
5. Stand up in a basket and have your friend push you around yelling, "The British are coming!
6. Leave a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the ladies restrooms.
7.Go into a dressing room stay in there for 30 mins. and shout"HEY THERS NO TOILET-PAPER IN HERE!!!!!!!!!
8.Walk up to an old man and scream "GRANDPA YOUR ALIVE!" and give him a hug.
9.Sing the "Do you Like Waffles?" song to a random person. Do it to them till they get really annoyed.

EVER WONDER ...

Why the sun lightens our hair,
but darkens our skin ?

Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed?


Why is 'abbreviated' such a long word?


Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?

Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?

Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?

Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?


Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?

Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?


Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?

Why do sleeping pills say "Warning, May Cause Drowsiness"?


●▂● REASONS WHY WE SHOULDN'T HAVE SCHOOL
M u s i c: We have YouTube for that.

S p o r t s: I have a Wii
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S p a n i s h: I watch Dora.

E n g l i s h: Everything is shortened anyway. (LOL, BRB, IDK)

M a t h: That's why we have calculators.

G e o g r a p h y: I'll buy a globe.

H i s t o r y: They're all dead anyway. LOL


This is this cat
This is is cat
This is how cat
This is to cat
This is keep cat
This is an cat
This is idiot cat
This is busy cat
This is for cat
This is 40 cat
This is seconds cat
Now go back and read the third word in every sentence!

F- Fight for you
R- Respect you
I- Inspire you
E- Encourage you
N- Need you
D- Deserve you
S- Stand by you
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( -.-) z z z DONT WAKE TEH BUNNY! :0 OR HE WILL KILL!
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╚═ღ╝╚═╩═╩ღ╩═╝ JESUS!!!!!

my heart belongs to: GOD!

http://home.comcast.net/~wolfand
DONT CLICK THE LINK ABOVE D:<

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You say Edward, I say Fireheart
You say Bella, I say Bluestar
You say Jacob, I say Graystripe
You say Werewolves, I say Warriors
You say Vampires, I say Cats
You say the Cullens, I say Kittypets
You say "How romantic!", I say "Mousedung!"
Copy and paste this onto your profile if you LOVE Warriors!!!!

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Post Mew in your profile if you Love warriors!

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i want to celebrate and live my life saying AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYOOO puke the rainbow!!


How to act like GIR

-Whenever you fall face down on the ground say "HI FLOOR! MAKE ME A SAMMICH!"

-When you are bored roll around the floor

-When you are camping and someone wants 2 sing a song, sing the Doom Song all night

-When you give someone a cookie or any other food and they ask what is in them say, " THERES COOKIE IN THEM!"

-Freak out when you see a squirrel

-Scream very high pitched in awkward moments, most preffered cutting people off mid-sentence
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>> January-------I kicked
>> February------I loved
>> March--------I karate chopped
>> April----------I licked
>> May----------I jumped on
>> June----------I smelled
>> July-----------I did the Macarena With
>> August--------I had lunch with
>> September----I danced with
>> October-------I sang to
>> November-----I yelled at
>> December-----I ran over
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>> 1-- -----a birdbath
>> 2-------a monster
>> 3-------a phone
>> 4-------a fork
>> 5-------a snowman
>> 6-------a gangster
>> 7-------my mobile phone
>> 8-------my dog
>> 9-------my best friends' boyfriend
>> 10-------my neighbor
>> 11-------my science teacher
>> 12-------a banana
>> 13 -------a fireman
>> 14-------a stuffed animal
>> 15-------a goat
>> 16-------a pickle
>> 17-------your mom
>> 18-------a spoon
>> 19-------a smurf
>> 20-------a baseball bat
>> 21-------a ninja
>> 22-------Chuck Norris
>> 23-------a noodle
>> 24-------a squirrel
>> 25-------a football player
>> 26-------my sister
>> 27-------my brother
>> 28-------an ipod
>> 29-------a surfer
>> 30-------a llama
>> 31-------A homeless guy
>>
>> Pick the the color of your nails:
>> White---------because I'm cool like that.
>> Black---------because that's how I roll.
>> Pink-----------because I'm crazy.
>> Red-----------because the voices told me to.
>> Blue-----------because I'm cool and I do what I want.
>> Green---------because I think I need some serious help.
>> Purple---------because I'm AWESOME!
>> Gray----------because Big Bird said to and he's my leader.
>> Yellow--------because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars
>> Orange--------because my family thinks I'm stupid anyway.
>> Brown---------because I can.
>> Other----------because I'm a Ninja!
>> None----------because I can't control myself!
mine:
i karate chopped a monster because I can't control myself!

If you actually read all of this, you're awesome!

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its true!!

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I add things to my profile ALL the time so keep cheking back! NOTE: at the top u will see if i am on or off i change it every time so u will know if im on or not.Thanks!!




Post this on your profile if you don't really know who Miku Hatsune is...

Post this on your profile if you are a Manga/Anime/Kawaii fan

Post this on your profile if you love moshi monsters and Webkinz
Lady goo goo Moshi Dance

I'm Lady Goo!
Oh Woah Woah!
Sha la la la la
Let's do the moshi dance
Oh Woah Woah!
Sha la la la la
Let's do the moshi dance
Goo, Goo Moshi Moshi!
Goo, Goo Moshi Moshi!
Boo, Hoo Moshi Moshi!
I'm Lady Goo Goo!

My stroller's pretty
and my diapers are silk. (SILK!)
I throw my toys out if I don't get my milk!
I'm Lady Goo
GOO GOO GOO GOO
I'm Lady Goo

I'm not a baby go scream or WAA - WAA!
You know I'm Monstro City's weirdest
pop superstar!
I'm Lady Goo
GOO GOO GOO GOO
I'm Lady Goo
I'm Lady Goo Goo

Oh Woah Woah!
Sha la la la la
Let's do the moshi dance
Oh Woah Woah!
Sha la la la la
Let's do the moshi dance
Goo, Goo Moshi Moshi!
Goo, Goo Moshi Moshi!
Boo, Hoo Moshi Moshi!
I'm Lady Goo Goo!

This ain't no lullaby or
nursery rhyme. (rhyme!)
We're moshi monsters and we
have a good time!so don't boohoo
Just dig the goo...
GOO GOO GOO GOO
Just dig the goo!
WHAAA YHAA

There ain't no bedtime story
I'll tell you the truth (TRUTH)
You know I haven't even gotten
my first baby tooth.
Oh yes it's true!
I cannot chew
CHEW CHEW CHEW
Oh cutchie-coo!
CUTCHIE COO!

Oh Woah Woah!
Sha la la la la
Let's do the moshi dance
Oh Woah Woah!
Sha la la la la
Let's do the moshi dance

Lots of monster think
I'm bonkers but they must
have lost their conckers
I'm too sassy, cool, and
classy even when I'm feeling
gassy!
Shiny Rox and Blingy socks!
My crazy outfits seem to shock!
But I don't care what monsters think
'cause Lady Goo Goo's here to stay!

Oh Woah Woah!
Sha la la la la
Let's do the moshi dance
Oh Woah Woah!
Sha la la la la
Let's do the moshi dance
Goo, Goo Moshi Moshi!
Goo, Goo Moshi Moshi!
Boo, Hoo Moshi Moshi!
I'm Lady Goo Goo!

Read more: http://wiki.answers.com/Q/What_are_the_lyrics_to_Lady_Goo_Goo_Moshi_Dance#ixzz1ZqZ5lOne


Hey Moshi

Chant
Oh Moshi, you're so fine,
You’re so fine you blow my mind.
Hey Moshi
Hey Moshi
Oh Moshi, you’re so Fine,
You’re so fine you blow my mind
Hey Moshi

(Repeat)

Verse 1
Hey Moshi
You’re icky and you’re kooky, yuck but kinda cute
And hangin’ out with Monsters is really quite a hoot
So let's go earn some Rox, then you can buy some gloop, Moshi

Let’s solve a crazy puzzle, decorate your pad
Find some gunk to guzzle
Moshi DON’T BE BAD!
C’mon and play some games, yeah that sounds rad, Moshi!

Chorus
Oh Moshi you’re so hokey can’t you understand
Ya freaky and ya cheeky but your wish is my command
Oh Moshi don’t be gross please I’m your biggest fan
It’s high time you Moshi
Do what you do Moshi
Yeew Moshi
Don’t chew that goo Moshi

Verse 2
Hey Moshi
Now when you hit me with ya moves, you make me wanna dance
So c’mon dig the groove, or gimme just a glance
You’re givin’ me the goosebumps, you put me in a trance, Moshi

Let’s boogie at the swamp, and party in the splat
If you don’t wanna wiggle, we can even try to chat
Cos’ makin’ silly noises, is really where it’s at, Moshi

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IF YOU LOVE KINGDOM HEARTS PUT THIS ON YOU
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MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW


✰✰✰✰✰☰☰☰☰☰☰☰☰☰☰☰ If You're Proud To Be An American Wave
✰✰✰✰✰☰☰☰☰☰☰☰☰☰☰☰ This Flag In Honor Of The Fallen Men
✰✰✰✰✰☰☰☰☰☰☰☰☰☰☰☰ And Women Who Serve Our Country
✰✰✰✰✰☰☰☰☰☰☰☰☰☰☰☰ And Those Who Lost Their Lives On 9/11
☰☰☰☰☰☰☰☰☰☰☰☰☰☰☰☰ May God Watch Over and Protect Us
☰☰☰☰☰☰☰☰☰☰☰☰☰☰☰☰ And Continue to Bless This Great Country
☰☰☰☰☰☰☰☰☰☰☰☰☰☰☰☰ 9/11 - GONE BUT NEVER FORGOTTEN

Feathertail: Oh Crowfeather! Crowfeather! Crowfeather Crowfeather Crowfeather!
Crowfeather: WHAT?!
Feathertail: I luffs joo!
Nightcloud: Nu-uh. You did NOT just say that. Crowfeather is MY mate!
Leafpool: He loves me more!
Breezepaw: Mama? What's going on?
Crowfeather: I like you all!
Nightcloud: Well I actually had kits with him! He loves me most!
Leafpool: Crowfeather, stop ignoring your responsibilities!
Crowfeather: What responsibilities?
*Jaypaw, Hollypaw, and Lionpaw walk in*
Leafpool: Them!
Crowfeather: ...o-o
Leafpool: Your KITS!
Breezepaw: What? You, ThunderClan apprentices, are you confused?
ThunderClan apps: Yeah.
Leafpool: Kits, be quiet!
Lionpaw: Hey! You aren't our mother! You can't tell us what to do!
Leafpool: I am.
Jaypaw: What? Squirrelflight is our mom!
Hollypaw: And Brambleclaw is our dad!
Crowfeather: I'm your father.
Leafpool: Remember how Squirrelflight's milk never came? She wasn't the mother.
Nightcloud: HEY! Don't forget me!
Feathertail: Or ME!
Crowfeather: You're dead, go away.
Feathertail: *gasp* o-o
Crowfeather: You heard me, SCRAM!
Feathertail: Fine, expect the worst of luck for YOU! *pewfs*
Nightcloud: How could you love that wretch of a medicine cat??! She's a medicine cat for StarClan's sake!
Crowfeather: She looked like Feathertail okay?!
Leafpool: You liked me because of my LOOKS?
Crowfeather: *shuffles paws* Maybe.
Leafpool: *scoff* Children, we're leaving!
Breezepaw: Does that include me?
Lionpaw: We don't wanna go!
Hollypaw: *eyes narrow* I can't believe our father is a WindClan cat!
Lionpaw: Get over it! You can't always follow the Warrior Code.
Hollypaw: Then I wouldn't be a warrior, would I?
Jaypaw: Many cats are warriors, though they break the code every once and a while.
Breezepaw: I guess you guys are my siblings now huh?
Hollypaw: Yeah.
Lionpaw: You're not such a bad cat.
Jaypaw: I agree with him.
Breezepaw: You guys aren't so bad either.
Leafpool: Nightcloud, he loves me MOST because we had THREE kits!
Nightcloud: But he is ALLOWED to be my mate! He is IN MY CLAN!
Leafpool: Does that really matter?
Nightcloud and Hollypaw: Yes!
Leafpool: Hollypaw, why are you taking her side?
Hollypaw: I want to always follow the Warrior Code, even if my flthy no-good parents who didn't want me and thrust me on their sister's shoulders didn't!
Leafpool and Crowfeather: O__O
Lionpaw: Hey Breezepaw, wanna join ThunderClan?
Breezepaw: I don't think I could live under all those trees. But you can come join WindClan.
Hollypaw: Or we could all join RiverClan!
Jaypaw: They have trees and moors.
Lionpaw: And fish!
Breezepaw: You like fish?
Lionpaw: Yup! ^__^
Breezepaw: *gasp* Me too! ^__^
Jaypaw: They don't taste gross?
Hollypaw: ShadowClan eats toads!
Breezepaw: Ewwww!
Crowfeather: That's IT! I hate mates! Goodbye Nightcloud, Goodbye Leafpool.
Leafpool and Nightcloud: O__O
Feathertail: I told you he was a filthy pile of fox dung!
Leafpool and Nightcloud: *nod nod*
Feathertail: I found myself a better mate!
*Tigerstar walks in*
Tigerstar: Hello my love.
Feathertail: Hello dear!
Tigerstar: Shall we leave this place and go to a private meadow of our own in the skies?
Feathertail: Sure!
*Tigerstar twines tail with Feathertail and they leave*
Leafpool: Wanna go claw Crowfeather's fur off?
Nightcloud: Yes!
Hollypaw: I want to!
Lionpaw: Me too!
Breezepaw: Me three!
Jaypaw: Ah why not, Me four!
*All stalk off to get Crowfeather*
by: Moonshine12



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(> )>o so I was going to give you a cookie
U..U
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.o<( <) But then i was like...
...U..U
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.(O__O)
. (>o<) I LIKE COOKIES!!!
. UU
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(> )>o Then i said sharing is caring....
U..U
....(\_/)
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.o<( <) But then i was like...
....U..U
...(\_/)
.(O__O) ITS MY COOKIE!!!
(>o<)
. U....U

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....('_' )
.o<( <) Imma eat the perttyy cookie!!



My peeps for rps:

Rachel:
Rach
Looks:
BROWN HAIR WITH COLOR CHANGNG EYES. has dreams that tell future.Mario shirt and shorts. mega hot. tough. a good friend. single
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Brandon:
Brad
Looks:
short brown hair. blue eys. tough. black t and shorts.
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A boy is crying while watching TV.
Mum: What's wrong?
Boy: Justin Bieber just got shot on CSI!
Mum: Aww, honey, it's not real, he's still alive...
Boy: That's why I'm crying
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You say Edward, I say Zim
You say Bella, I say Gaz
You say Jacob, I say Gir
You say Werewolves, I say Irkens!
You say Vampires, I say Robots
You say the Cullens, I say the humans!!
You say "How romantic!", I say "Give me a Taco before i EXPLODE!"
You say the Volturi, I say Dib
Put this on your page if you love Invader Zim and HATE Twilight!
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a kid is beating a puppy with a baseball bat
97% would yell “STOP!!!”
2% would Cheer
1% would take the baseball bat and hit the kid with it and take the puppy to the vet.
Post this on your profile if you are that 1%



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