hipancake5

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Sketchfu-ing since 04/24/2010 (user #76496)

16, male, single

<<My yearbook picture (Not really)

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About hipancake5

THATS WHAT SHE SAID

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Yo mama jokes are awesome

Yo mama so stupid, when she heard it was chilly outside, she took a bowl and said, 'Where's it at?'

Yo mama so dumb, she slept on the floor in the matress store!

Yo mama so fat, when she went out side wearing yellow, the sun said, 'I QUIT!!!'

Yo mama so stupid, she stuck a D battery up her butt and said,'I got the power!'

Yo mama so old, she's got Jesus in her yearbook!

Yo mama so dumb, when she got locked in the supermarket, she starved to death!

Yo mama so fat, when she went to the zoo, the zookeeper said,'Look! A wild elephant!'

Yo mama so fat, she's ugly!

Yo mama so poor, when I went to her house and stepped on a cigarette, she said, 'Who turned off the heater?'

Yo mama so fat, when she stepped on the scale, it showed her phone number!

Yo mama so fat, when she tried to jump in the pool, the water jumped out and said, 'You first, man!'

Yo mama so old, when i told her to act her own age, she died!

Yo mama so old, she ran track with dinosaurs!

Yo mamas so stupid, she put the newspaper over the TV and said, 'I'm watchin' the news!'

Yo mama so dumb, she went to the dentist to get a blue tooth!

Yo mama so fat, when she wore yellow in New York, people yelled, 'Taxi, Taxi!'

Yo mama so stupid, she thought a quarterback was a refund!

Yo mama so poor, when I saw her kicking a can, I said 'Whatcha doin?' and she said, 'Moving.'

Yo mama so stupid, she though Taco Bell was a Mexican phone company!

Yo mamas so stupid, she brought a spoon to the super Bowl!

Yo mamas so stupid, she sat on the TV and watched the couch!

Yo mamas so old, she knew Captain Crunch when he was a Private!

More coming soon. PM me about any more that I havent put yet

PERRY THE PLATUPUS THEME SONG:

Dooby dooby dooba
dooby dooby dooba
Dooby dooby dooba
dooby dooby dooba
He's Perry!
He's a semi aquatic egg laying mammal of action
dooby dooby doba
dooby dooby doo
He's a fury little flat foot who never flinches from a fraye aye ay
He's got more than just mad skills he's got a beaver taail and a bill
And the women scream whenever they here him say [platuspus sound]
He's Perry
Perry the platuspus

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\/\/ KIRBY!!!

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ITS PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME!!!!!
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WE WALK ALONE IN THE UNKNOWN,
WE LIVE TO WIN ANOTHER VICTORY,
WE ARE THE YOUNG SONS,
WE LIVE TO CHANGE THE FACE OF HISTORY,
SO BE AFRAID, ITS THE PRICE WE PAY,
THE ONLY EASY DAY WAS YESTERDAY,
SO HEAR OUR VOICE, WE HAVE A CHOICE,
ITS TIME TO FACE IT, TIME TO-WE ARE ONE WE ARE ONE WE ARE ONE YEAH,
WE WILL STAND TOGETHER NUMBER ONE YEAH, WE ARE THE CHOSEN ONES, YEAH
WE ARE ONE WE ARE ONE, WE WILL FIGHT...
FIGHT FOREVER.

He who walk the blessed path will find salvation even in death.

The battle is secured, not from the throne, but from the front lines.

Out of darkness, these blades will light our paths.

Through this sacrement of blood we venture into the divine beyond.

And he who take the sword shall parish by the sword.