grandmabob

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Sketchfu-ing since 08/31/2010 (user #111083)

15, female, taken

my house

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8 funny

10 cute

11 impressive

About grandmabob

i love all my friends and i hate that i have to part with them for high school but thats the way the world works... :'( lucky for me i still have most of them :D

1.hold ur breath
2.go to eddit ur prfile
3.copy and paste this
4.if ur still not breathing after u do this ur a good kisser

__♥__♥__ Put This..___♥__♥__
_♥_____♥_ Heart....._♥_____♥_
♥______♥_ On Your._♥______♥
/______♥__ Page If..__♥_____/
\_____♥___ You Had.__♥____\
/___♥____ Your Heart___♥___/
\_♥____ Broken into...____♥_\
♥______A thousand peices_♥

A Boyfriend's Guide:

When she walks away from you mad===[ Follow her ]

When she stares at your lips===[ Kiss her ]

When she pushes you or hits you===[Grab her and don't let go ]

When she starts cursing at you===[ Kiss her and tell her you love her ]

When she's quiet===[ Ask her what's wrong ]

When she ignores you===[ Give her your attention ]

When she pulls away===[ Pull her back ]

When you see her at her worst===[ Say she's beautiful ]

When you see her start crying===[ Just hold her and don't say a word ]

When you see her walking===[ Sneak up and hug her waist from behind ]

When she's scared===[ Protect her ]

When she lays her head on your shoulder===[ Tilt her head up and kiss her ]

When she steals your favorite hat===[ Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night ]

When she teases you===[ Tease her back and make her laugh ]

When she doesn't answer for a long time===[ Reassure her that everything is ok ]

When she looks at you with dought===[ Back yourself up with the TRUTH ]

When she says that she likes you===[ She really does more than you could understand ]

When she grabs at your hands===[ Hold her's and play with her fingers ]

When she bumps into you===[ Bump into her back and make her laugh ]

When she tells you a secret===[ Keep it safe and untold ]

When she looks into your eyes=== [ Don't look away until she does ]

WHEN SHE MISSES YOU===[ SHE'S HURTING INSIDE ]

When you break her heart===[ The pain NEVER really goes away ]

When she says it's over===[ She STILL wants you to be her's ]

When she reposts this bulletin===[ She wants you to read it ]

-[]--- put this
---[]--- on your
---[]--- sketchfu page
[][][][] if your
---[]--- not embarrased
---[]--- to tell
---[]--- others that
---[]--- your a
---[]--- Christian
96% Of Teens WON'T Stand Up For God...Put This On
Your Profile If You're One Of The 4% Who Will

Things to do in an elevator:

1) crack open your briefcase or handbag and say,
“Got enough air in there?”
2) stand motionless and silent in the corner facing the wall without getting off
3) when arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors, then act embarrassed when they open
4) greet everyone with a warm handshake then ask them to call you Admiral
5) meow occasionally
6) stare at another person for a while then say “You’re one of THEM” then back away slowly
7) say “DING!” at every floor
8) say “I wonder what these do?” then press all the red buttons
9) make explosion noises when anyone presses a button
10) stare, grinning at another person for a while then announce “ I don’t have any socks on”
11) when the elevator is silent, look around then ask “ Is that your beeper?”
12) try to make a personal phone call on an emergency phone
13) draw a little square on the ground with chalk then announce “ This is my personal space”
14) when there’s only one other passenger in the elevator poke them then act like in wasn’t you
15) push the buttons and act like they give you a shock, smile, then go back for more
16) ask if you can push the buttons for someone else then push the wrong ones
17) hold the doors open and say you’re waiting for a friend then after a while let the doors close and say “ Hey Greg, how was your day?”
18) drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to pick in up then yell
“Hey that’s mine!”
19) bring a camera and take pictures of all the passengers
20) pretend you’re a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with passengers
21) Swat at flies that don’t exist
22) Call out “Group hug!” then enforce it.
To all my friends i left behind i miss u all and dont u forget it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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A=HOT

B=loves chocolate

C= good kisser

D=makes ppl laff

E=has gorgeous eyes

F=ppl wild and crazy adore u

G=very outgoing

H=easy to fall in love with

I=loves to laff and smile

J=is really sweet

K=really silly

L=smile to die for

M=makes dating fun, loved by every1

N=is kinda shy and embarrased to talk to opposite gender

O=has one of the best personalities ever

P=popular wit all types of ppl

Q=a hyprocrite

R=good boyfriend or girlfriend

S=cute

T=VERY good kisser

U=ez 2 fall in love wit

V=not judgmental

W=broad minded

X=never let ppl tell u wat 2 do

Y=luved by eyery1

Z=is the coolest person ever!!!!! <-------
ok this would be me

R= good boyfriend or girlfriend
A=HOT
C=good kisser
H=easy to fall in love with
E=has gorgeous eyes
L=smile to die for

most to do with love....scary but thats me haha^___^

Okay why do boys fall in love with girls? (This was written by a guy) Don't break this; it's so sweet! :) 1. They will always smell good even if it's just shampoo. 2. The way their heads always find the right spot on our shoulder. 3. How cute they look when they sleep. 4. 4. The ease in which they fit into our arms. 5. 5. The way they kiss you and all of a sudden everything is right in the world. 6. 6. How cute they are when they eat. 7. 7. The way they take hours to get dressed but in the end it makes it all worth while. 8. 8. Because they are always warm even when its minus 30 outside. 9. 9. The way they look good no matter what they wear. 10. 10. The way they fish for compliments even though you both know that you think she's the most beautiful girl on this earth. 11. 11. How cute they are when they argue. 12. 12. The way her hand always finds yours. 13. 13. The way they smile. 14. 14. The way you feel when you see their name on the your cell after you just had a big fight. 15. 15. The way she says "lets not fight anymore" - even though you know that an hour later.... 16. 16. The way that they kiss after you have had a fight. 17. 17. The way they kiss you when you say "I love you". 18. 18. Actually...Just the way they kiss you... 19. 19. The way they fall into your arms when they cry. 20. 20. Then the way they apologize for crying over something that silly. 21. 21. The way they hit you and expect it to hurt. * i think every girl is guilty of this :) 22. 22. Then the way they apologize when it does hurt (even though we don't admit it). 23. 23. The way they say "I miss you". 24. 24. The way you miss them. 25. 25. The way their tears make you want to change the world so that it doesn't hurt her anymore... Yet regardless if you love them, hate them, wish they would die or know that you would die without them it matters not. Because once in your life, whatever they were to the world they become everything to you. When you look them in the eyes, traveling to the depths of their souls and you say a million things without trace of a sound, you know that your own life is inevitable consumed within the rhythmic beatings of her very heart. We love them for a million reasons, no paper would do it justice. It is a thing not of the mind but of the heart. A feeling. Only felt. This chain started in 2002. It is a love chain letter. In an hour you are supposed to repost this. Congratulations!! You have been chosen to participate in the LONGEST and the LUCKIEST chain letter on the internet. Once you read this letter, you must IMMEDIATELY (meaning within the hour) post it with the title "why do boys fall in love with girls? " After you send it, make a wish and it will come true...!!!

Girl: I'm always here for you
Boy: I know ..=(
Girl: What's wrong?
Boy: I like this girl so much ....
Girl: Talk to her
Boy: I don't know. She won't ever like me ....
Girl: Don't say that. You're amazing.
Boy: I just want her to know how I feel.
Girl: Then tell her.
Boy: She won't like me....
Girl: How do you know that?
Boy: I can just tell...
Girl: Well just tell her.
Boy: What should I say
Girl: Tell her how much you like her
Boy: I tell her that daily
Girl: what do you mean?
Boy: I'm always with her. I love her.
Girl: I know how you feel. I have the same problem. But he'll never like me
Boy: Wait. Who do you like?
Girl: Oh some boy
Boy: Oh... she won't like me either.
Girl: She does
Boy: How do you know..
Girl: Because, who wouldn't like you?
Boy: You
Girl: You're wrong, I love you.
Boy: I love you too.
Girl: So are you going to talk to her?
Boy : I just did...

ǝƃɐd ɹnoʎ oʇuo sIɥʇ ǝʇsɐd puɐ ʎdoɔ 'sʎɐs sɥʇ ʇɐɥʍ ʇno ǝɹnƃIɟ oʇ ɥƃnouǝ ʇɹɐɯs ǝɹɐ noʎ ɟI

I am bored as hell if feel angry that I'm so bored this is so boring
so pm me if your bored

96 percent of girls would die if Taylor Laughtner jumped off a bridge. Put this on your page if you would be the other 4% that would be eating popcorn and screaming, "DIE YOU SPARKLY VAMPIRE!"

97% of teens would break down and cry if they saw robert pattinson (edward from twilight DUH) about to jump from a 20 story sky scraper but copy this on your page if you are one of 3% that would say JUMP YOU SPARKLY RETARD!!

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Johnny brought a gun to school,
He told his friends that it was cool
>And when he pulled the trigger back,
>It shot with a great crack.
>Mommy, I was a good girl, I did What I was told,
>I went to school, I got straight A’s, I even got the gold!
>But Mommy, when I went to school … … … … that day,
>I … … … never said … good … …-bye,
>I’m sorry Mommy, I had to go, But Mommy, please don’t cry.
>When Johnny shot the gun, He hit me and another,
>And all because Johnny, Got the gun from his older brother.
>Mommy, please tell Daddy; That I love him very much,
>And please tell Zack; my boyfriend; That it wasn’t just a crush.
>And tell my little sister; That she is the only one now,
>And tell my dear sweet grandmother; I’ll be waiting for her now,
>And tell my wonderful friends; That they always were the best;
>Mommy, I’m not the first, I’m no better than the rest.
>Mommy, tell my teachers; I won’t show up for class,
>And never to forget this, And please don’t let this pass.
>Mommy, why’d it have to be me? No one deserves this,
>Mommy, warn the others, Mommy I left without a kiss.
>And Mommy tell the doctors; I know they really did try,
>I think I even saw a doctor, Trying not to cry.
>Mommy, I’m slowly dying, With a bullet in my chest,
>But Mommy please remember, I’m in heaven with the rest.
>Mommy I ran as fast as I could,
>When I heard that crack, Mommy, listen to me if you would,
>I wanted to go to college, I wanted to try things that were new,
>I guess I’m not going with Daddy, On that trip to the new zoo.
>I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid,
>I wanted to be an actress, Mommy, I wanted to live.
>But Mommy I must go now, The time is getting late,
>Mommy, tell my Zack, I’m sorry but I had to cancel the date.
>I love you Mommy, I always have, I know; you know it’s true,
>And Mommy all I wanted to say is, “Mommy, I love you.”
****In Memory of The Columbine Students Who Were Lost****
>Please if you would,
>Pass this around,
>I’d be happy if you could,
>Don’t smash this on the ground.
>If you pass this on,
>Maybe people will cry,
>Just keep this in your heart,
>For the people who didn’t get to say “Good-bye”.
:( that is such a sad story..... Sorry if you have a loss :(

"Friends will keep you sane, Love could fill your heart, A lover can warm your bed, But lonely is the soul without a mate."
FAKE FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.
REAL FRIENDS: Would be sittin next to you sayin "Dang...... that was fun!"

FAKE FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
REAL FRIENDS: Cry with you.

FAKE FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
REAL FRIENDS: Keep your stuff so long they forget its yours.

FAKE FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Could write a book about you with direct quotes from you.

FAKE FRIENDS: Will leave you behind to be with the crowd.
REAL FRIENDS: Will get the whole crowd to come over to you.

FAKE FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
REAL FRIENDS: Would knock after they've let themselves in.

FAKE FRIENDS: Will talk bad to the person who talks bad about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Will knock them out.

FAKE FRIENDS: Would ignore this.
REAL FRIENDS: Would repost this

FAKE FRIENDS: Are for a while.
REAL FRIENDS: Are forever

omg! i found the funniest vid on you tube. "left my scooter outside the dairy......NEK MINUTE!"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vq36Y-IN6fE

A guy and a girl were riding on a motorcycle...
Girl. slow down i'm scared.
Guy. no this is fun.
Girl. no it's not please it's way to scary!
Guy. then tell me you love me.
Girl. i love you now slow down.
Guy. now give me a big hug.
She gave him a big hug.
Guy. can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself? it's bothering me.
Girl: took the helmet
In the newspaper the next day a motorcycle crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it and only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road the guy realized that the breaks were out and he didn't want the girl to know. Instead he had her hug him and tell him she loved him one last time. Then he had her put his helmet on so that she would live even if it meant that he would die. If you would do the same for a person you love then put this on your profile

A white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here."
The black man turned around and stood up. He then said:
"Listen sir....when I was born I was BLACK "
"When I grew up I was BLACK, "
"When I'm sick I'm BLACK, "
"When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, "
"When I'm cold I'm BLACK, "
"When I die I'll be BLACK."
"But you sir."
"When you are born you're PINK".
"When you grow up you're WHITE, "
"When you're sick, you're GREEN, "
"When you go in the sun you turn RED, "
"When you're cold you turn BLUE, "
"And when you die you turn PURPLE.
"And you have the nerve to call me colored?"
The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away..
Put this on your page if you HATE racism

This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her when she was still alive. The murder chanted, "Toma Sota balcu," as he buried her. Now that you have read this chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this on your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded

this is my pro game you should play it....or die D:
NOT REALLY!

http://www.quizyourfriends.com/take-quiz.php?id=1112130728455060&a=1&

lol i love smiley faces

(^^^) shark
:( sad face
:-[ Vampire
:-[>
:O "Gasp!" Face143 kiki
:p Laughing/Sticking out Tongue
o) or -) Cyclops
:D super excited.
0///0 or o///o Blushing
o3o Blabbering
T_T Manga whatever face
(: Happy
(: Happy with a funny nose... Alt+0172
☺ Happy... Alt+1
☻ Happy... Alt+2
:-/ Perplexed/Frustrated
:*( or :'( sad or crying
<.< >.> Looking around
:0 Surprised/OMG!
:-& Tongue tied
(: or :DD Very happy
): or DD: Very sad
:-S Worried
:* Kiss
♥ also <3 heart (alt+3)
-_- or -.- annoyed
>.< angry
3:) princess
♪ ♫ music notes (alt + 13) (alt + 14)
☼ sun (alt + 15)
:Þ sticking out your tongue (advanced version on numpad, type Alt + 0222)
:P sticking out your tongue (simple version)
0_o "woah!" or "WTF" smiley
DIAMOND ALT+4
xD "lol" or "KOed" smiley
=$ "Goofy" smiley face
BD the "Guy with shades" smiley
:? ask
*:) answer
;;) flirt with a guy / batting eyelashes
d---0.o---b two thumbs up
:-) drool
>:D< hug
:-& dagger or my lips are sealed
:* kiss
:W blowing nose
:D laughing
XD laughing crazily or "ZOMG"
X-D laughing out loud (LOL)
\(: raised eyebrow
=Þ raspberry (alt-012254)
:' smirk
;) wink
^_^a Wiping tears away
p^_^q Ipod headphones
q[-'.'-]p reg. headphone (old school)
:-@ yelling or screaming
:-# my lips are sealed
:| or :\ confused
w(o_o)w rocker guy
0 :-) or ():) angel
:B or :E buckteeth or nerd
(\ /)
(o.0)
(")UU(") bunny
(::[]::) bandaid
^..^ cat
//_^ emo
+:) girl with bow
(>^-^)> or ^(^-^)^ or <(^-^<) or (<*_*<) kirby
<(^-^<) <(^-^)> (>^-^)> kirby dancing
(<@>.<@>) zoned out or stoned Pokemon
:^o liar
\\m// (>.<) \\m// metal head
:! mole
:-{ or :-c mustache
<(*_*)> Rosie the robot
∑:-) Bart Simpson
(_8(I) Homer Simpson
@@@@@:^) Marge Simpson
qo{-<]: skateboarder
<@@@@@@@@:F snake
o|-< stick figure
@:-) turban
&:-) Elvis or Wilma Flinstone
->:.)= Sonic the Hedgehog
(^^) //('_')\\ (^^) Knuckles the Echidna
=^,,^= kitty
<------K Arrow
-DD- bikini
<<<<<- christmas tree
<((_(crayola)_)) crayon
**== flag
<3 heart
@----\---- rose
c(:) skull
<===========[[===] sword
>[] TV
/.--|----^- M-16
|:{| man with mustache or caveman
♥v♥ love Face (on numpad, press Alt + 6-3)
O.O surprised
(+[ ]-:-) PSP
T_T crying
={D mustache smiley
︻┳テ=一 GUN
[.+o : :::::: o o:] wii remote
[.+o : :::::: o o:]------ wii remote with strap
<<<<<<<<<<<┼--- sword remake
<(o(00)o)> piggy
>.> sarcasm or suspicion
d-(^.^)z good job!
ED= guy in shock putting his hands up in front of his mouth screaming "gasp"something
<--{|--<< bow and arrow
;o angry
{|o-o|} glasses
()____) macaroni
-0- solger
♦ diamond
卐 nazi symbol (alt+21328)
§ (alt+789)
♣ clover (alt+5)
(^-^")'\ embarrassed
0*-) angel wink (female)
:-Z angry face
>:-( annoyed
8-O bad-hair day
: -( bawling
(:-{ long beard
%-| up all night
(:-) big face
(((H))) big hug
=|:o} Bill Clinton
?-( black eye
#-) blinking
I:( botox
%-6 brain dead
:-E bucktoothed vampire
:-#| bushy mustache
})i({ butterfly
q:-) catcher
;-( chin up
:-.) Cindy Crawford
:-8( condescending stare
H-) cross-eyed
:*( crying softly
:-@! cursing
%-} dizzy
:*) drinking every night
:#) drunk
:-6 eating something spicy
5:-) Elvis
0|-) enjoying the sun
>-) evil grin
l:-O flattop loudmouth
=:-H football player
:^{= Frank Zappa
/:-) Frenchman with a beret
*:* fuzzy
:-( Getting Rained On
:oÞ Grinning and sticking tongue out (alt+0222)
:-}) Handlebar Mustache
:%)% Has Acne
:-`| Have a Cold
l^o Hepcat
*^_^* Huge Dazzling Grin - it's a straight-on smiley
:0 Hungry
%*} Inebriated
(8 { John Lennon
:-* Kiss on the cheek
>* Kitty doesn't like taking its pill
:p Kitty with tongue hanging out
@(*0*)@ Koala - it's a straight-on smiley
(-: Left Hand
>;-> Lewd Remark
;-, Like, Duh
%+{ Lost a Fight
X-( Mad
:-(*) Makes Me Sick
@@@@:-) Marge Simpson
#:-) Messy Hair
:) Midget
:-3 Mustache (Handlebar Type)
:-# My Lips Are Sealed
):-( Nordic
8-O Omigod!
<(") Penguin
3:] Pet Dog
:---) Pinnochio
3:[ Pitbull
+<:-) Pope
+:-) Priest
?-) Proud of black eye
=:-( Punk Not Smiling
:-r Rasberry
:-C Real Unhappy
:-)) Really Happy
[:] Robot
3:*> Rudolph the red nose reindeer
:( Sad Turtle
:-y Said with a Smile variation
*<|:-) Santa Claus
:-@ Screaming
$__$ Sees Money
8-0 Shocked
:-V Shouting
:-P Single Hair
':-/ Skeptical again
O-) Smiley After Smoking a Banana
:-, Smirk
:- i Smoking a cig
:-Q Smoking while talking
:-( <| Standing Firm
%-) Staring at a Screen for 15 hours
/8^{ Sunglasses, Mustache, Goatee
`:-) Sweating
:-0 Talkative
-(:)(0)=8 Teletubby
:- ? Tongue Sticking Out
:-a Tongue Touching Nose
}(:-( Toupee Blowing in Wind
x:-/ Uncertain
:-| Unfazed
|:-| Unyielding
:-))) Very Happy
(:-( Very Unhappy
@:-) Wavy Hair
[:-) Wearing a Walkman
B-) Wearing Glasses
]-I Wearing Sunglasses
:-1 Whatever
;^? Wigged Out
o.O Sigh
,-) Winking Happy
8<:-) Wizard
: ) Wondering
l-O Yawning
:-(0) Yelling
$-) Yuppie
O:-) Angel
0;-) Angel wink - male
:-{{ Angry Very
:o Baby
d:-) Baseball
:-{0 Basic Mustache
:-){ Beard
: = Beaver
:-)^< Big Boy
:-)8< Big Girl
:-X Big Wet Kiss
(:-D Blabber Mouth
(:- Blank Expression
:-] Blockhead
:-}X Bow Tie-Wearing
:-(=) Bucktoothed
:-F Bucktoothed Vampire with One Tooth Missing
}|{ Butterfly
}:-X Cat
C=:-) Chef
*<<<<+ Christmas Tree
*<):o) Clown
%) Confused
:`-( Crying
&:-) Curly Hair
>:-> Devilish
:3-] Dog
:-B Drooling out of Both Sides of Mouth
:Q_____ Drooling
<:-l Dunce
(:-| Egghead
:-} Embarrassed Smile
>:) Evil
G(-'.'G) Fighting Kid - it's a straight-on smiley
:-! Foot in Mouth
:-W Forked Tongue
%*@:-) Freaking Out
8) Frog
*:*} Fuzzy With a Mustache
8*) Glasses and a Half Mustache
}:-) Hair Parted in the Middle Sticking up on Sides
:-' Has a Dimple
;) wink
:(#) Has Braces variation
/;-) Heavy Eyebrows - Slanted
(_8(|) Homer Simpson
(^ ^ ^) Hot Ass Walking Away
%*@:-( Hungover with headache
o[-<]: I am a skater or I like to skate
(|):-)=II= Jewish Blonde
@:-} Just Back From Hairdresser
>^,,^< Kitty Cat - it's a straight-on smiley
*= Kitty running away from you
>:-l Klingon
%OD Laughing like crazy
?-: Left Handed Tongue Touching Nose
:-9 Licking Lips
8:-) Little Girl
|-( Lost Contact Lenses
&-l Makes Me Cry
:-S Makes No Sense
@|-) Meditating Smiley
8(:-) Mickey Mouse
:-{ Mustache
{:-{)} Mustache and Beard
(-) Needs Haircut
:/) Not Amused
:=) Orangutan
:^) Personality
:8) Pig
P-( Pirate
}:^#) Pointy Nosed
:-t Pouting
X:-) Propeller Head
=:-) Punk
<(-'.'-)> Puppy dog - it's a straight-on smiley
(((((:-{= Rave Dude
:-( Really Bummed Out
([( Robocop
@};--- Rose
:-( Sad
:-d Said with a smile
M:-) Saluting
:-> Sarcastic
)8-) Scuba Diver with Hair
:-i Semi-Smile
+-( Shot Between the Eyes
:O Singing
:-/ Skeptical
:-7 Skeptical variation
):-) Smiley with Hair
;^) Smirking
:-? Smoking a pipe
8} Snake
=%-O Stared at Computer Way Too Long
(8-{)} Sunglasses, Mustache, Beard
:0 Surprised
,:-) Sweating on the Other Side
&-| Tearful
:-)--- Thin as a Pin
:-& Tongue Tied
*!#*!^*&:- Total Head Case
<:>== Turkey
=):-) Uncle Sam
|:-) Unibrow
%') Very Tired
:-< Walrus
{(:-) Wearing a Toupee
8-) Wearing Contacts
:-{} Wearing Lipstick
{:-) Wears a Toupee
:-" Whistling
'-) Winking
;-) Winking variation
:-)8 : Woman
,-} Wry and Winking
|^o Yawning or Snoring variation
=8-0 Yikes!
P Silly or goofy face.
:putnam: Man
:|] Robot
3:) Devil
B) sunglasses
0 0
\/
(O_O)
(Y Y)
()_() bug
:'( crying
>;( -aggravated
† Cross
♕ ♔ Crowns
ツ Smile
✔ Check Mark
☆ Star
＿|￣|○ Given up

lol most of these i found on google ^_^ haha

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Normal people call humans people.
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Normal people call muffins muffins.
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Normal people think their dog is their friend.
People like me think their dog is a SIR unit.
Normal people like to swim.
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Normal people think this is stupid and ignore it.
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