goldVarg99

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Sketchfu-ing since 11/26/2010 (user #138412)

16, female, single

<--- a picture of my kitty kat Lincoln

28 drawings

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About goldVarg99

I am who I am. Don't judge me before you get to know me.

F.Y.I. Varg stands for wolf. I got it out of one of my favorite books. It is called "The Sight" by David Clement-Davies and "Fell" by David Clement-Davies. If you luvs dragons, then read "Dragon's Milk" by Susan Fletcher and the Dragon Codex series by R.D. Henham(they go by metallic and chromatic colors like silver and red).

P.S. (I know these usually go at the end but... ^__^) My profile picture is a picture I drew using old fashioned paper and pencil (JK it ain't old fashioned ^__^)

I am a HUGE tomboy. I love video games for one. I am 12(big deal, who really cares). I actually have a couple of accounts (really only 2 others, but the one I used to go on is laura99. I couldn't remember my old password and it couldn't make me a new one, so I made a new account. I love to draw (better on paper than on a computer though) I like to read, go outside, tussle with the pets, and many more. I love to listen to and play music.

Iz luvs dragons and wolves! I'm okay at drawing them, but there are definately ppl better then me =P

1. YOUR REAL NAME: Lauren

2.YOUR GANGSTA NAME (first 3 letters of real name plus izzle): Lauizzle

3. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (fav colour and fav animal): The Red Black Dragwolf

4. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (Middle name and current street name): Alyssa West Main

5. YOUR STAR WARS NAME (The first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name, last 3 letters of your mom's maiden name): Reglanry

6. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (2nd favourite color, favorite drink): Midnight Blue White Birch Beer <---- What kinda name is that?!? lol
7. YOUR GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one your pets): Black Lincoln

8.YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME (both parents middle name): Nicole Paul

..........Put this
..........on your page if
........O.you ever pushed
..........a door that said
.......... Pull.

AND

..........Put this
..........on your page if
........O.you ever pulled
..........a door that said
.......... Push.

-If Edward Cullen said breathing was uncool, 90% of girls would die. If you are one of the 10% that would still be breathing put this on your profile

- 97% of teens would cry if they saw Robert Pattison
(Edward Cullen from Twilight) standing on top of a skyscraper, about to
jump.

If you're one of the 3% who would sit, eating popcorn
screaming "DO A BACK
FLIP YOU SPARKLY IDIOT!"
then copy and paste this on your status.XXD LOLOLOL!!!!

--If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile.

They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people.

-Things to do in an elevator

1) crack open your briefcase or handbag and say,
“Got enough air in there?”
2) stand motionless and silent in the corner facing the wall without getting off
3) when arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors, then act embarrassed when they open
4) greet everyone with a warm handshake then ask them to call you Admiral
5) meow occasionally
6) stare at another person for a while then say “You’re one of THEM” then back away slowly
7) say “DING!” at every floor
8) say “I wonder what these do?” then press all the red buttons
9) make explosion noises when anyone presses a button
10) stare, grinning at another person for a while then announce “ I don’t have any socks on”
11) when the elevator is silent, look around then ask “ Is that your beeper?”
12) try to make a personal phone call on an emergency phone
13) draw a little square on the ground with chalk then announce “ This is my personal space”
14) when there’s only one other passenger in the elevator poke them then act like in wasn’t you
15) push the buttons and act like they give you a shock, smile, then go back for more
16) ask if you can push the buttons for someone else then push the wrong ones
17) hold the doors open and say you’re waiting for a friend then after a while let the doors close and say “ Hey Greg, how was your day?”
18) drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to pick in up then yell
“Hey that’s mine!”
19) bring a camera and take pictures of all the passengers
20) pretend you’re a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with passengers
21) Swat at flies that don’t exist
22) Call out “Group hug!” then enforce it

- 1.hold your breath
2.go to your profile or a picture and add this
3.still hoding your breath
4.if you made it your a good kisser(I MADE IT!!!)

96% of teens Would die from a nervous breakdown if Miley Cyrus jumped off a cliff. so if you're one of the %4 who would go there and yell "JUMP JUMP JUMP JUMP!" then put this on your profile.

-A white man said,
"Colored people are not allowed here."
The black man turned around and stood up. He then said:
"Listen sir....when I was born I was BLACK When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir. When you are born you're PINK When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" *Paste this on your profile if you HATE racist people.*
A girl was pushed down a sewer opening by 5 girls in her school, trying to embarrass her in front of her school during a fire drill. When she didn't submerge the police were called. They went down and brought up 17 year old Carmen Winstead's body, her neck broken from hitting the ladder, and then the side concrete at the bottom. The girls told everyone she fell… They believed them. FACT: 2 months ago, 16 year old David Gregory read this post and didn't repost it. When he went to take a shower he heard laughter from his shower, he started freaking out and ran to his computer to repost it. He said goodnight to his mom and went to sleep. 5 hours later his mom woke up in the middle of the night cause of a loud noise. David was gone. That morning a few hours later the police found him in the sewer, his neck broken and his face skin peeled off. Even google her name if you don't believe meDon't blame me if you really do try this!

Your Girl Side

[ ] You wear lip gloss.
[ ] You love to shop.
[ ] You wear eyeliner.
[ ] You have some of the same shirts in different colors.
[ ] You wear the color pink.

[x] Go to your mom for advice.
[ ] You consider cheerleading a sport.
[ ] You hate wearing the color black.
[ ] You like hanging out at the mall.
[ ] You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.

[ ] You like wearing jewelry.
[ ] Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe.
[ ] Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.
[ ] You don't like the movie Star Wars.
[ ] You are/were in cheerleading, gymnastics or dance.
[ ] It takes you around 1 hour to shower, get dressed,/ and put on make-up and accessories.
[ ] You smile a lot more than you should.
[ ] You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.
[ ] You care about what you look like.
[ ] You like wearing dresses when you can.(i burn my dresses >.<*)
[ ] You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne.
[ ] Used to play with dolls as little kid.
[ ] Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy of it.
[ ] Like taking pictures of yourself with your cell phone/camera when you're bored.

Girl personality 1/24

Your Guy Side

[x] You love hoodies.
[x] You love jeans.
[x] Dogs are better than cats.
[x] It's hilarious when people get hurt.
[x] You've played with/against boys on a team.

[x] Shopping is torture.
[x] Sad movies suck.
[x] You own an X-Box.
[x] Played with Hotwheels cars as a kid.
[ ] At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter. [I loved dogs and I wanted to work with one. sheesh. ;;>_>]
[x] You own a DS, PS2 or Sega.

[x] You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.
[x] You watch sports on TV.
[x] Gory movies are cool.
[x] You go to your dad for advice.

[ ] You own like a trillion baseball caps
[x] You like going to football games.
[ ] You used to/do collect baseball cards.
[x] Baggy pants are cool to wear.
[x] It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
[x] Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors.
[x] You love to go crazy and not care what people think.
[x] Sports are fun
[x] Talk with food in your mouth.

Guy personality 21/24

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~~~~~~~~Ways to be KICKED out of Wal-Mart~~~~~~~~
#1:If you can,write"I see dead people...." on the typewriters.
#2:Unwrap all the chocolate bars saying,"I've got to find that golden ticket.."
#3:Put a dora explorer doll in the middle of the store and if someone tries to pick it up,jump out and say,"SWIPER NO SWIPING!"
#4:Throw Skittles at people and shout,"Taste the Rainbow!!!!"
#5. Go into the changing rooms and wait a few minutes then yell, "THERE'S NO TOILET PAPER IN HERE!"
#6. Go behind customers and say, "seven days..." until they turn around then pelt them with skittles.
#7. Throw random stuffed animals at people until they yell at you then run away screaming, "HELP! HE WANTS TO DESTROY ME!!!"
#8. Ask an employee to help u find a random item (like a fladoodle) then when they cant find it say, "I KNOW i saw it here somewhere..."
#9. fill a water gun with water food colored yellow and hide. as people walk by, spray them!
#10. Put up signs that say, "Free Sample" up in random places (maybe even on a persons back) and sit back and watch people leave with their "Free samples``

THIS IS THIS lion
THIS IS IS squirrel
THIS IS HOW Wildebeast
THIS IS YOU Bear
THIS IS KEEP Koala
THIS IS A deer
THIS IS PERSON birdy
THIS IS BUSY butterfly
THIS IS FOR chimpanzee
THIS IS THIRTY iguana
THIS IS SECONDS dog

(S)even
(C)rappy
(H)ours
(O)f
(O)ur
(L)ives

+----------------????--+
People Change,
Things Go Wrong
But Just Remember.
Life Goes On. <3
+----------------????--+

If you luv wolves and you want to save them
copy and past this into your profile

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.../\...../\............Wolves are my buddies
...\/___\.|............I run beside them
.../.VVV..<..........Try to guide them
...|0...O....<........I'm not their master
..../...../....\........Or their owner
.../o_/......./........You cannot tame the wild
.....\........./........But you can run with it
......\....../..........And maybe in time
.........\/.............You can learn to be free

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