goddess_girl

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Sketchfu-ing since 05/08/2010 (user #80026)

17, female, single

142 drawings

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About goddess_girl

that me up there!!
im nudge you terds!

ABOUT MY SELF:I LOVE EVERYTHING PERCY JACKSON OR KINDOM HEARTS .
I LOOK LIKE KAIR1
ITS JUST THAT I HAVE BROWN EYES INSTEAD OF BLUE

you say edward i say doctor
you say bella i say amy
you say jacob i say rory
you say edward is cool
the doctor says fez and bowtie is cool
copy and paste this and my name if ya like doctor who .

(((((♥♥♥ OFFICAL MATT SMITH LOVER♥♥♥)))))

some good Doctor who Quotes

When you wake up you'll have a Mum and Dad. And you won't remember me. Well, you'll remember me a little. I'll be a story in your head. That's OK - we're all stories in the end. Just make it a good one. Cos it was, you know. It was the best. A daft old man who stole a magic box and ran away. Did I ever tell you that I stole it? Well, borrowed it - I was always gonna give it back someday. Oh, that box, Amy. You'll dream about that box. It'll never leave you. Big and little at the same time. Brand new and ancient. And the bluest blue ever. And the times we had. Woulda had. Never had. In your dreams they'll still be there. The Doctor and Amy Pond. And the days that never came. The cracks are closing. Bu they can't close properly 'til I'm on the other side. I don't belong here any more. I think I'll skip the rest of the rewind. I hate repeats. Live well. Love Rory. Bye bye Pond.- matt smith as 11th doctor

The Doctor: What happened?

Amy: Twelve years.

The Doctor: You hit me with a cricket bat!

Amy: Twelve years!

The Doctor: Cricket bat!

Amy: Twelve years, and four psychiatrists!

The Doctor: Four?

Amy: I kept biting them.

The Doctor: Why?

Amy: They said you weren't real.
Matt Smith as 11th Doctor and Karen Gillin as Amy pond

Doctor: Well I just saved the world, the whole planet, for about the millionth time free of charge, so yeah, shoot me, I kept the clothes.

Amy: Including the bow tie.

The Doctor:Bow ties Are Cool

You say Edward, I say Aang
You say Bella, I say Katara
You say Jacob, I say Sokka
You say Volturi, I say Zuko
You say Twilight, I say Avatar (The Last Airbender)
Post this on your profile if you love Avatar
║Gσt A Prσblεm...Sσlνε It!
║Lσst?...Gεt Fσund!
║Think I'm Trippin...Tiε Mч Shσε!
║Cαn't Stαnd Mε...Sit Dσωn!
║Cαn't Fαce Mε...Wεll Turn Arσund!
║Lσvε Mε?...Grεαt!
║Hαtε Mε?...Eνεn Bεttεr!
║Think Im Uglч...Dσn't Lσσк At Mε!
║Dσn't Likε Mч Stчlε...Dσn't Lιкє Yσurѕ!
║Dσn't Knσw Mε... Dσn't Judge Mε!
║Think Yσu Knσw Mε...Yσu Hαvε Nσ Idεα║Gσt A Prσblεm...Sσlνε It!
║Lσst?...Gεt Fσund!
║Think I'm Trippin...Tiε Mч Shσε!
║Cαn't Stαnd Mε...Sit Dσωn!
║Cαn't Fαce Mε...Wεll Turn Arσund!
║Lσvε Mε?...Grεαt!
║Hαtε Mε?...Eνεn Bεttεr!
║Think Im Uglч...Dσn't Lσσк At Mε!
║Dσn't Likε Mч Stчlε...Dσn't Lιкє Yσurѕ!
║Dσn't Knσw Mε... Dσn't Judge Mε!
║Think Yσu Knσw Mε...Yσu Hαvε Nσ Idεα
☻/ This is Bob.
/▌ Copy and paste him so he can take
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[2] тнє αиѕωєя ιѕ ℓ0σк αт 11
[3] ∂σит gєт мα∂ ℓ0σк αт 15
[4] ¢αℓм ∂σωи ∂σи'т вє мα∂ ℓ0σк αт 13
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[6] ∂σит вє тнαт αиgяу ℓ0σк αт 12
[7] ι נυѕт ωαитє∂ тσ ѕαу нι
[8] ωнαт ι ωαитє∂ тσ тєℓℓ уσυ ιѕ...тнє αиѕωєя ιѕ σи 14
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[10] тнιѕ ιѕ тнє ℓαѕт тιмe, ℓ0σк αт 7
[11] ι нσρє уσυ'яє иσт мα∂ ωнєи ι ѕαу тнιѕ ℓ0σк αт 6
[12] ѕσяяу ℓ0σк αт 8
[13] ∂σи'т gєт мα∂ ℓ0σк αт 10
[14] ι ∂σит киσω нσω тσ ѕαу тнιѕ ℓ0σк αт 3
[15] уσυ мυѕт вє яєαℓℓℓℓℓℓу мα∂ ℓ0σк αт иυмвєя4

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~~~~~~~~4 ways to be KICKED out of Wal-Mart~~~~~~~~
#1:If you can,write"I see dead people...." on the typewriters.
#2:Unwrap all the chocolate bars saying,"I've got to find that golden ticket.."
#3:Put a dora explorer doll in the middle of the store and if someone tries to pick it up,jump out and say,"SWIPER NO SWIPING!"
#4:Throw Skittles at people and shout,"Taste the Rainbow!!!!"

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Akon died cause that girl was so DANGEROUS!!!

Chris Brown died cause he had No Air!

Souija Boy died cause of YOOOOOUUUUUU!!!!!!!!

Lil Wayne died cause he choked on his Lollipop!

Who killed Alicia Keys? No One!

Trey Song died cause he Couldn't Help But Wait!

Lil Mama died cause she ran out of Lip Gloss!

Sean Kingston died cause he saw too many Beautiful Girls!

Flo-Rida died cause he got too Low!

Fat Joe died cause he Leaned Back too far!

Mariah Carey died cause too many people Touched her Body!

Beyonce died cause she rung the alarm and was Shocked!

Kelsie died cause she was way too Bossy!

Estelle died cause she saw an American Boy!

Kanye West died cause he wasn't Stronger!

Katy Perry died cause she Kissed a Girl!

Danity Kane died cause she was Damaged!

Leona Lewis died cause she was Bleeding Love!

Rihanna died cause they Stopped the Music!

Lupe Fiasco died cause he was a Superstar!

Natasha Bedingfield died cause she was Unwritten!

Jordin Sparks died cause she got a Tattoo!

The Jonas Brothers died cause they were Burnin' Up!=]]]]

The PussyCat Dolls died cause they Grew Up!

Miley Cyrus died cause of 7 Things!

Hannah Montana died cause Nobody's Perfect!

Maroon 5 died cause they saw Your Face Again!

Panic!at the Disco died because someone closed the Damn Door on them!

Afrom Man died cause he got too High!

J Holiday died cause he went to bed too fast!

Demi Lovato died cause she told too many people Who She Was!

Ashley Simpson died cause she's Outta Her Head!

Vanessa Hudgens died cause she missed SneakerNight

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Bella: do i ever cross ur mind?
Edward: NO
Bella: do u like me?
Edward: NO
Bella: would u cry if i left?
Edward: NO
Bella: would u live 4 me?
Edward: NO
Bella: would u do anything 4 me?
Edward: NO
Bella: choos-my or your life
Edward: my life
Bella runs away in shock and pain and Edward runs after her and says...
the reason u never cross my mind is cuz ur always on my mind.the reason y i dont like u is cuz i love u. the reason i dont want u is cuz i need u.the reason y i wouldent cry if u left is cuz i would die if u left
the reason i wouldnt live 4 u is cuz i would die 4 u.the reason im not willing to do anything 4 u is cuz i would do every thing 4 u.The reason i would choose my life is cuz, u r my life!!! Then Bella jumps into Edward's arms and kisses him

When she walks away from you mad===[ Follow her ]

When she stares at your lips===[ Kiss her ]

When she pushes you or hits you===[Grab her and don't let go ]

When she starts cursing at you===[ Kiss her and tell her you love her ]

When she's quiet===[ Ask her what's wrong ]

When she ignores you===[ Give her your attention ]

When she pulls away===[ Pull her back ]

When you see her at her worst===[ Say she's beautiful ]

When you see her start crying===[ Just hold her and don't say a word ]

When you see her walking===[ Sneak up and hug her waist from behind ]

When she's scared===[ Protect her ]

When she lays her head on your shoulder===[ Tilt her head up and kiss her ]

When she steals your favorite hat===[ Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night ]

When she teases you===[ Tease her back and make her laugh ]

When she doesn't answer for a long time===[ Reassure her that everything is ok ]

When she looks at you with dought===[ Back yourself up with the TRUTH ]

When she says that she likes you===[ She really does more than you could understand ]

When she grabs at your hands===[ Hold her's and play with her fingers ]

When she bumps into you===[ Bump into her back and make her laugh ]

When she tells you a secret===[ Keep it safe and untold ]

When she looks into your eyes=== [ Don't look away until she does ]

WHEN SHE MISSES YOU===[ SHE'S HURTING INSIDE ]

When you break her heart===[ The pain NEVER really goes away ]

When she says it's over===[ She STILL wants you to be her's ]

When she reposts this bulletin===[ She wants you to read it ]

100 drawing challenge:
1. Introduction
2. Purpose
3. Love
4. Friendship
5. Music
6. Paper
7. Flowers
8. Sky
9. Beautiful
10. Tears
11. Smile
12. Blood
13. Hand in Hand
14. Cute
15. Sorrow
16. Agony
17. Family
18. Light
19. Dark
20. Solitude
21. Suffer
22. Death
23. Pain
24. Forsaken
25. Sick
26. Bored
27. Wrath
28. Breathe
29. Awake
30. Asleep
31. Daybreak
32. Dusk
33. Oblivion
34. Embrace
35. Simplicity
36. Sea
37. Forest
38. Longing
39. Redemption
40. Rejection
41. Understanding
42. Misunderstanding
43. Food
44. Illusion
45. Sweet
46. Rain
47. Hot
48. Insanity
49. Tough Luck
50. Creation
51. Universe
52. Royal
53. Time
54. Dreams
55. Unreachable
56. Path
57. Memories
58. Chains
59. Numbers
60. School-life
61. Bittersweet
62. Happiness
63. Obsession
64. Will
65. Night
66. Sunset
67. Tropical
68. Words
69. Killing
70. Unrequited
71. Reunion
72. Red
73. Impossible
74. Laughter
75. Locked
76. Sacrifice
77. Hearts
78. Listen
79. Moon and Stars
80. Sun and Clouds
81. Imperfection
82. Personality
83. The Past and the Future
84. Decision
85. Hold
86. Unspoken
87. 666
88. Prayer
89. Life
90. Pride
91. Desire
92. Eyes
93. Wish
94. Freedom
95. Lies
96. Truths
97. Bonds
98. Soul
99. Lost
100. Thanks

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FAKE FRIENDS: Never ask for food
REAL FRIENDS: Are the reason you have no food.

FAKE FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr/Mrs.
REAL FRIENDS: Call your parents by their first names.

FAKE FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.

REAL FRIENDS: Would be sittin next to you sayin "Dang...... that was fun!"

FAKE FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
REAL FRIENDS: Cry with you.

FAKE FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
REAL FRIENDS: Keep your stuff so long they forget its yours.

FAKE FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Could write a book about you with direct quotes from you.

FAKE FRIENDS: Will leave you behind to be with the crowd.
REAL FRIENDS: Will get the whole crowd to come over to you.

FAKE FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
REAL FRIENDS: Would knock after they've let themselves in.

FAKE FRIENDS: Will talk bad to the person who talks bad about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Will knock them out.

FAKE FRIENDS: Would ignore this.
REAL FRIENDS: Will repost it

A white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here."
The black man turned around and stood up. He then said:
"Listen sir....when I was born I was BLACK "
"When I grew up I was BLACK, "
"When I'm sick I'm BLACK, "
"When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, "
"When I'm cold I'm BLACK, "
"When I die I'll be BLACK."
"But you sir."
"When you are born you're PINK".
"When you grow up you're WHITE, "
"When you're sick, you're GREEN, "
"When you go in the sun you turn RED, "
"When you're cold you turn BLUE, "
"And when you die you turn PURPLE.
"And you have the nerve to call me colored?"
The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away..
Put this on your page if you HATE racism

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~~~~~~~~~16 THINGS TO DO AT WAL-MART~~~~~~~~~
1.Get 24 boxes of *censored*s and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.
2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.
4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
" 'Code 3' in housewares".... and see what happens.
5. Go up to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.
8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"
9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.
10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.
11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.
12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.
13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"
14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!"
15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!
16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "go, pikachu, go!"

~~~~~~~~4 ways to be KICKED out of Wal-Mart~~~~~~~~
#1:If you can,write"I see dead people...." on the typewriters.
#2:Unwrap all the chocolate bars saying,"I've got to find that golden ticket.."
#3:Put a dora explorer doll in the middle of the store and if someone tries to pick it up,jump out and say,"SWIPER NO SWIPING!"
#4:Throw Skittles at people and shout,"Taste the Rainbow!!!!"
1.put your hand on your mouth
2.make a wish into your hand
3.put your hand on your heart for five seconds
4.copy and paste this to 20 people:)
just kiddin
hahahahahahahahhahahahhaahhahahahahahahahhahahahahah
a justs laughed untill i died.
wait a minute if im died then how am i writing this............

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are u sure that this skull is smilin at u?

if an animal was being beaten on the street, 90% of the people that saw it would either pretend they never saw it, ignore it and keep walking, or stand there and watch. Copy and paste if you are part of the 10% that would try to help the animal.
animal abuse is cruel
not cool

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I LIKE YOUR PoeM
My Life is full of Epic Fails.....But that just makes it more Interesting!

If Edward Cullen said breathing was uncool, 90% of girls would die. If you are one of the 10% that would still be breathing put this on your profile.

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put this on
your page
if u r one of the
8% that think
animals should be
treated with the
same rights
as humans

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if an animal was being beaten on the street, 90% of the people that saw it would either pretend they never saw it, ignore it and keep walking, or stand there and watch. Copy and paste if you are part of the 10% that would speak out and try to help the animal.

alice's poem Locked up in a cell
For what she saw
Never thought she could suffer anymore
An old asylum worker came in to her cage
To save her from a vampire's game
He changed her into a vampire, to get away
For she was the only one that lived to tell of the evil vampire, James. Edwards poem Father gone, Mother soon
'Save him!' she screamed and pointed to her dying son
'The way only you can!'
For a moment I was certain se new my secret
But then she passed on
Never peaceful, not even in death
I stole her son; Edward was his name, Edward Mason
I crossed the rooftops to my house
For I didn't know what to do
He was a honest boy even if he was on his deathbed
I would kill him or save him, that was all I knew
Sweat on his head, dark rings around his eyes
He would be with his parents soon
I went for his neck and almost couldn't stop
I pulled away, saw him writher in pain
He screamed for me to kill him
And I so badly wanted to
For seeing him in pain was killing me too
m not the a perfect girl.
My hair doesn't always stay in place and
I spill things a lot. I'm pretty clumsy and
sometimes I have a broken heart.
My friends and I sometimes fight and
maybe some days nothing goes right.
But when I think about it, and take a step back
I remember how amazing life truly is
and that maybe, just maybe, I like being
unperfect....

Girls
------------Are Like Apples
--------On Trees. The Best Ones
------Are At The Top Of The Tree
----The Boys Don't Want To Reach
---For The Good Ones Because They
-Are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead they Just Get The Rotten Apples
-From The Ground That Aren't As Good,
But Easy. So the apples at the top Think
Something is wrong with Them When In
--Reality, They're Amazing. They Just
---Have To Wait For The Right Boy To
------Come Along, The One Who's
------------Brave Enough To
-----------------Climb All
------------------The Way
-----------------To The Top
----------------Of The Tree

i dont wanna cry anymore

Friends Forever!

If you are my friend,

Please answer this:

Are we friends or are we not?

You told me once, but I forgot..

So tell me now and tell me true,

So I can say, I am here for you.

Of all the friends I've ever met,

You're the ones I won't forget..

And if I die before you do,

I'll go to Heaven

And wait for you.

Show your friends how much you care.
Best Friends Forever
No matter what u do
I'll b there 2 care for u_
muffins are just ugly cupcakes,
[but we love 'em anyway ♥]

92% of kids have turned to rap,pop,& hip hop. If you're one of the 8% who like to headbang and disturb the peace, copy and paste...YEAH!!!!
b e c a u s e i t t a k e s r e a l s k i l l
»to run into parked cars«

When she walks away from you mad===[ Follow her ]

When she stares at your lips===[ Kiss her ]

When she pushes you or hits you===[Grab her and don't let go ]

When she starts cursing at you===[ Kiss her and tell her you love her ]

When she's quiet===[ Ask her what's wrong ]

When she ignores you===[ Give her your attention ]

When she pulls away===[ Pull her back ]

When you see her at her worst===[ Say she's beautiful ]

When you see her start crying===[ Just hold her and don't say a word ]

When you see her walking===[ Sneak up and hug her waist from behind ]

When she's scared===[ Protect her ]

When she lays her head on your shoulder===[ Tilt her head up and kiss her ]

When she steals your favorite hat===[ Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night ]

When she teases you===[ Tease her back and make her laugh ]

When she doesn't answer for a long time===[ Reassure her that everything is ok ]

When she looks at you with dought===[ Back yourself up with the TRUTH ]

When she says sthat she likes you===[ She really does more than you could understand ]

When she grabs at your hands===[ Hold her's and play with her fingers ]

When she bumps into you===[ Bump into her back and make her laugh ]

When she tells you a secret===[ Keep it safe and untold ]

When she looks into your eyes=== [ Don't look away until she does ]

WHEN SHE MISSES YOU===[ SHE'S HURTING INSIDE ]

When you break her heart===[ The pain NEVER really goes away ]

When she says it's over===[ She STILL wants you to be her's ]

When she reposts this bulletin===[ She wants you to read
======
=========== put this on your page if
=============== you fall going up the
===================== stairs!
==========================
(these totallly explains me!...so embarrasing!)
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ǝƃɐd ɹnoʎ oʇuo sIɥʇ ǝʇsɐd puɐ ʎdoɔ 'sʎɐs sɥʇ ʇɐɥʍ ʇno
ǝɹnƃIɟ oʇ ɥƃnouǝ ʇɹɐɯs ǝɹɐ noʎ ɟI

__♥__♥_____♥__♥__ Put This
_♥_____♥_♥_____♥_ Heart
_♥______♥______♥_ On Your
__♥_____/______♥__ Page If
___♥____\_____♥___ You Had
____♥___/___♥____ Your Heart
______♥_\_♥____ Broken
________♥________
you Say High School Musical 3
I Say New Moon
you Say Troy Bolton
I Say Edward Cullen
you Say troy and gabbriella
I Say Bella & Edward
you say Zac Efron & Corbin Blue
I say Taylor Lautner & R-Patts
you say humans & pets
I say vampires & ware-wolves
you say hot & sweaty
I say cold & furry
you say orange
I say apple
you say Bolten & Evans
I say Cullen & Black
the ref counts up scores I WIN u say boo hoo i say ha

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If Edward Cullen said breathing was uncool, 90% of girls would die. If you are one of the 10% that would still be breathing put this on your profile.

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_____________/____v__l put this on your
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Copy and paste if you love Twilight

¸.•´¸.•*´¨) ¸.•*¨) * . *.*
(¸.•´ (¸.•` Edward Cullen*.*.*.** . *.*. *
...*(¨`•.•´¨) .*.*.*.*Bella Swan.* * .
. * .`•.¸(¨`•.•´¨) * . * . * . * ...*
. * .*True Love ForEver(¨`•.•´¨) * . *
* .. *..(¨`•.•´¨). *`•.¸.•´* . *
..* ... *`•.¸.•´ * *. * . * . * ... *

☻/ This is Rob.
/▌ Copy and paste him so he can take
/ \ over SF
´*•.¸(*•.¸♥¸.•*´)¸.•*´
♥«´¨• тωιℓιgнт •´¨`»♥
¸.•*(¸.•*´♥`*•.¸)`*•.¸
´*•.¸(*•.¸♥¸.•*´)¸.•*´
♥«´¨• ηєω мσση •´¨`»♥
¸.•*(¸.•*´♥`*•.¸)`*•.¸
´*•.¸(*•.¸♥¸.•*´)¸.•*´
♥«´¨• є¢ℓιρѕє •´¨`»♥
¸.•*(¸.•*´♥`*•.¸)`*•.¸
´*•.¸(*•.¸♥¸.•*´)¸.•*´
♥«´¨•вяєαкιηg ∂αωη•´¨`»♥
¸.•*(¸.•*´♥`*•.¸)`*•.¸
´*•.¸(*•.¸♥¸.•*´)¸.•*´
♥«´¨•мι∂ηιgнт ѕυη•´¨`»♥

...V...Put this
...A...On your
...M...Profile
...P...If
...I...You
...R...Have
...E...That crazy
...S...Obsession over vampires!
╔╦╦
╠╬╬╬╣
╠╬╬╬╣ :O
╠╬╬╬╣Who ate My Chocolate????
╚╩╩╩╝

(\__/)
(='.'=)
(")( 0 )(")
put this on
your page
if u r one of the
8% that think
animals should be
treated with the
same rights
as humans

╔═╦═╦══╦╗Put This
║╔╣═╣██║║On Your Profile
║║║═╣╔╗║╚╗IF You Are Not
╚╝╚═╩╝╚╩═╝A Poser

MY FAV VIDS
Desandnate
http://www.youtube.com/user/desandnate?blend=1&ob=4#p/u/5/TZhQIoFqc1M
Shane dawson
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VPLEdUPQNH4

This dude is so cute but has a really deep voice(comicfire7)
http://www.youtube.com/user/comicfire7#p/u/3/ZVcvhGmx6m8
comicfire7
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SItIk_rQLMc
I wanna marry a GUIDO

if an animal was being beaten on the street, 90% of the people that saw it would either pretend they never saw it, ignore it and keep walking, or stand there and watch. Copy and paste if you are part of the 10% that would speak out and try to help the animal.

alice's poem Locked up in a cell
For what she saw
Never thought she could suffer anymore
An old asylum worker came in to her cage
To save her from a vampire's game
He changed her into a vampire, to get away
For she was the only one that lived to tell of the evil vampire, James. Edwards poem Father gone, Mother soon
'Save him!' she screamed and pointed to her dying son
'The way only you can!'
For a moment I was certain se new my secret
But then she passed on
Never peaceful, not even in death
I stole her son; Edward was his name, Edward Mason
I crossed the rooftops to my house
For I didn't know what to do
He was a honest boy even if he was on his deathbed
I would kill him or save him, that was all I knew
Sweat on his head, dark rings around his eyes
He would be with his parents soon
I went for his neck and almost couldn't stop
I pulled away, saw him writher in pain
He screamed for me to kill him
And I so badly wanted to
For seeing him in pain was killing me too
m not the a perfect girl.
My hair doesn't always stay in place and
I spill things a lot. I'm pretty clumsy and
sometimes I have a broken heart.
My friends and I sometimes fight and
maybe some days nothing goes right.
But when I think about it, and take a step back
I remember how amazing life truly is
and that maybe, just maybe, I like being
unperfect....

Girls
------------Are Like Apples
--------On Trees. The Best Ones
------Are At The Top Of The Tree
----The Boys Don't Want To Reach
---For The Good Ones Because They
-Are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead they Just Get The Rotten Apples
-From The Ground That Aren't As Good,
But Easy. So the apples at the top Think
Something is wrong with Them When In
--Reality, They're Amazing. They Just
---Have To Wait For The Right Boy To
------Come Along, The One Who's
------------Brave Enough To
-----------------Climb All
------------------The Way
-----------------To The Top
----------------Of The Tree

i dont wanna cry anymore

Friends Forever!

If you are my friend,

Please answer this:

Are we friends or are we not?

You told me once, but I forgot..

So tell me now and tell me true,

So I can say, I am here for you.

Of all the friends I've ever met,

You're the ones I won't forget..

And if I die before you do,

I'll go to Heaven

And wait for you.

Show your friends how much you care.
Best Friends Forever
No matter what u do
I'll b there 2 care for u_
muffins are just ugly cupcakes,
[but we love 'em anyway ♥]

92% of kids have turned to rap,pop,& hip hop. If you're one of the 8% who like to headbang and disturb the peace, copy and paste...YEAH!!!!
b e c a u s e i t t a k e s r e a l s k i l l
»to run into parked cars«

When she walks away from you mad===[ Follow her ]

When she stares at your lips===[ Kiss her ]

When she pushes you or hits you===[Grab her and don't let go ]

When she starts cursing at you===[ Kiss her and tell her you love her ]

When she's quiet===[ Ask her what's wrong ]

When she ignores you===[ Give her your attention ]

When she pulls away===[ Pull her back ]

When you see her at her worst===[ Say she's beautiful ]

When you see her start crying===[ Just hold her and don't say a word ]

When you see her walking===[ Sneak up and hug her waist from behind ]

When she's scared===[ Protect her ]

When she lays her head on your shoulder===[ Tilt her head up and kiss her ]

When she steals your favorite hat===[ Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night ]

When she teases you===[ Tease her back and make her laugh ]

When she doesn't answer for a long time===[ Reassure her that everything is ok ]

When she looks at you with dought===[ Back yourself up with the TRUTH ]

When she says sthat she likes you===[ She really does more than you could understand ]

When she grabs at your hands===[ Hold her's and play with her fingers ]

When she bumps into you===[ Bump into her back and make her laugh ]

When she tells you a secret===[ Keep it safe and untold ]

When she looks into your eyes=== [ Don't look away until she does ]

WHEN SHE MISSES YOU===[ SHE'S HURTING INSIDE ]

When you break her heart===[ The pain NEVER really goes away ]

When she says it's over===[ She STILL wants you to be her's ]

When she reposts this bulletin===[ She wants you to read
======
=========== put this on your page if
=============== you fall going up the
===================== stairs!
==========================
(these totallly explains me!...so embarrasing!)
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
ǝƃɐd ɹnoʎ oʇuo sIɥʇ ǝʇsɐd puɐ ʎdoɔ 'sʎɐs sɥʇ ʇɐɥʍ ʇno
ǝɹnƃIɟ oʇ ɥƃnouǝ ʇɹɐɯs ǝɹɐ noʎ ɟI

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__♥__♥_____♥__♥__ Put This
_♥_____♥_♥_____♥_ Heart
_♥______♥______♥_ On Your
__♥_____/______♥__ Page If
___♥____\_____♥___ You Had
____♥___/___♥____ Your Heart
______♥_\_♥____ Broken
________♥________
you Say High School Musical 3
I Say New Moon
you Say Troy Bolton
I Say Edward Cullen
you Say troy and gabbriella
I Say Bella & Edward
you say Zac Efron & Corbin Blue
I say Taylor Lautner & R-Patts
you say humans & pets
I say vampires & were-wolves
you say hot & sweaty
I say cold & furry
you say orange
I say apple
you say Bolten & Evans
I say Cullen & Black
the ref counts up scores I WIN u say boo hoo i say ha!

Edward Cullen
Faster than you since 1901
Jasper Hale
Smoother than you since 1943
Bella Swan
Luckier than you will ever be.
Rosalie Hale
Prettier than you since 1915
Alice Cullen
More stylish than you since 1901
Emmett Cullen
Stronger than you since 1915
Carlisle Cullen
Smarter than you since 1643
Esme Cullen
More loving than you will ever be
Renesmee Cullen
I am her... :)

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l........0l you ever pushed
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l..........l pull

тнe rυleѕ oғ love~
ĸιѕѕ on тнe lιpѕ = ι love yoυ
ĸιѕѕ on тнe ear = yoυ are ѕpecιal
ĸιѕѕ on тнe noѕe = laυgнтer
ĸιѕѕ on тнe cнeeĸ = ғrιendѕ
ĸιѕѕ on тнe ғorнead = coмғorт
ĸιѕѕ on тнe necĸ = ι wanт yoυ
ĸιѕѕ on тнe ѕнoυlder = yoυ're wonderғυl
ĸιѕѕ anywнere elѕe = careғυl
play aroυndѕ wιтн нaιr = can'т lιve wιтнoυт yoυ
нoldιng нandѕ = нappιneѕѕ
arмѕ aroυnd waιѕт = yoυ're мιne, ι need yoυ
a нυg= ι care
ѕмιlιng aт eacнoтнer = ι lιĸe yoυ
looĸιng aroυnd = нιdιng тrυe ғeelιngѕ
тender ĸιѕѕ on тнe ѕιde oғ υr lιpѕ = yoυ're мιne
weттιng yoυr lιpѕ = waιтнιng ғor a ĸιѕѕ
тear drop = ι'м loѕιng yoυ
CRYING = I LOST YOU

I say Bella and Edward,
You say heiress's,
I say Vampires,
You say Romeo and Juliet is the best love story, I say HA!!

♥ Copy and paste if you love Twilight

¸.•´¸.•*´¨) ¸.•*¨) * . *.*
(¸.•´ (¸.•` Edward Cullen*.*.*.** . *.*. *
...*(¨`•.•´¨) .*.*.*.*Bella Swan.* * .
. * .`•.¸(¨`•.•´¨) * . * . * . * ...*
. * .*True Love ForEver(¨`•.•´¨) * . *
* .. *..(¨`•.•´¨). *`•.¸.•´* . *
..* ... *`•.¸.•´ * *. * . * . * ... *

☻/ This is Rob.
/▌ Copy and paste him so he can take
/ \ over SF
´*•.¸(*•.¸♥¸.•*´)¸.•*´
♥«´¨• тωιℓιgнт •´¨`»♥
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´*•.¸(*•.¸♥¸.•*´)¸.•*´
♥«´¨• ηєω мσση •´¨`»♥
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♥«´¨• є¢ℓιρѕє •´¨`»♥
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♥«´¨•вяєαкιηg ∂αωη•´¨`»♥
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♥«´¨•мι∂ηιgнт ѕυη•´¨`»♥

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I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it dseno't mtaetr in waht oerdr the ltteres in a wrod are, the olny iproamtnt tihng is taht the frsit and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can still raed it whotuit a pboerlm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Azanmig huh? yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt! If you can raed tihs, cpoy it itno yuor sgianture too!
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Love

Between jacob,bella,and edward

Bella:jacob i can't date you
Jacob:aw man y not
bella; we won't work out
edward: yeah bucko u heard her
bella: EDWARD I GOT THIS GOSH!
EDWARD: OK!!i understand
bella: thank you yeah jake we won't work i'm in love with a vampire
jacob: i don't mind date us both
edward:sicko no threesome here
bella:yeah what he said
(bella and edward give jacob a dirty look)
jacob:fine(he walks away)
bella runs after him
Bella:Jake wait
jacob:yes?
bella: r u a guido? or just indian
jacob:indian
bella:ok bye
edward:hey sexxii
bella:sup lets go
bella and edward go to edwards house in his room
and they start making out

A preschooler has to learn the first 5 letters of the alphabet for preschool,so that night after preschool he asks his brother what the first letter is as he's doing his homework. He says "Shut up, I'm busy." So then he goes up to his other brother and asks what the second letter is while he's watching a movie, so he says, "Batman!!!" So he goes up to his sister, who's taking out the garbage what the third letter is, and she keeps singing, "In the garbage, In the garbage..", and after that, he goes up to His Dad who was watching a Football game and asks what the fourth letter of the alphabet is, and he says, "49! Hit 'em hard!" So then he goes up to his mom and asks what the fifth letter is while she's cooking, and she says "MY BUNS ARE BURNING! MY BUNS ARE BURNING!" (No, she's COOKING Buns. XD) so the next day at preschool his teacher asks what the first letter of the alphabet is, and he says "Shut up, I'm Busy" so when he gets sent to the principal's office, the principal asked, "What is your name?" And he replies, "BATMAN!" Then the principal says: "Okay... Ummm... where do you live?" Then, he sings "In the garbage, In the garbage..." So that night after preschool his mother says " I heard you got in big trouble today. how many spanks do you need now?"
Then he says... "49, Hit 'em hard!" Then after he gets forty nine spanks, His dad says "Now, what do you have to say for yourself?"
... "MY BUNS ARE BURNING! MY BUNS ARE BURNING!"

please don't copy.

An English guy was very ill and his son went to visit him in the hospital. Suddenly, the father began to breathe heavily and grabbed the pen and pad by the bed. With his last ounce of strength he wrote a note, dropped it, and died.

The son was so overcome with grief that he didn't remember slipping the note into his pocket. At the funeral, he reached into the pocket of his coat and immediately felt the note. He excitedly read it thinking it might be something he could recite during the service. It said:

YOU RETARD TERD-- GET OFF MY OXYGEN PIPE!!!

A boy was walking down a street. As he passed a building with a fence around it, he heard a group of people chanting "Thirteen, thirteen, thirteen" over and over again.

Curious, he tried to see over the fence, but couldn't. Then he spotted a hole in the wood.

He put his eye to the hole. He just managed to spy some people sitting in deckchairs chanting, before a finger came out of nowhere and poked him in the eye. As he staggered back, the people started chanting, "Fourteen, fourteen, fourteen...

90% of teens today would die if Myspace had a system failure and was completely destroyed. If you are one of the 10% that would be laughing, copy and paste this to your profile

96% of teens Would die from a nervous breakdown if miley cyrus jumped off a cliff. so if ur 1 of the 4% who would say and yell JUMP JUMP JUMP JUMP! then put this on your profile.

97% of teen population would be dead if Abercrombie & Fitch/ Hollister/ American Eagle/ and Juicy decided breathing wasn't cool. Repost this as your signature if you would be one of the 3% who would be in the background laughing at them

95% Percent of teens would die having a nervous breakdown if The Jonas Brothers were standing on the edge of a tower ready to jump, copy and paste if your a part of the 4% who would bring a lawn chair and popcorn, and the 1% who would run up and push them off the building while video taping it!

You say Edward, I say Inuyasha
You say Bella, I say Kagome
You say Jacob, I say Naraku
You say Washington, I say Feudal Japan
You say Vampires, i say Demons
You say Twilight, I say Inuyasha!
Paste this on your profile if you love Inuyasha

Meep is the best word u can say that they banned it from the dictionary. paste this on ur profile if your random and like meep!

READ IT
SEE IT
MII IT
PIT IT
SIT IT
I WANNA GRIT

W
WO
WOL
WOLV
WOLVE
WOLVES
WOLVE
WOLV
WOL
WO
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IF U WANNA COPY THIS COPY THE PEOPLES NAMES THAT USE THIS
SO WE CAN HAVE A GIANT NAME LINE

U SAY HEY ,I SAY HO
U SAY SIGH,AND I SAY SO
U SAY REALLY?,I SAY IM SILLY
U SAY WOW ,A SAY MOM
WHAT WHY DID I SAY THAT ?
IT DIDN'T RYME
I SUPRISED YA RIGHT?
YA PROB NOT.

*WARNING*
MY WEIRDNESS MIGHT RUB ON TO U.
JK
BUT SERIOUS I USE ABREVIATIONS A LOT
SO JUST ASK ME IF U DON'T GET SOMEIN
K?
BUT JUST FOR LONG WORDS.

My name is Mona
I am but three,
My eyes are swollen
I cannot see,
I must be stupid
I must be bad,
What else could have made
My daddy so mad?
I wish I were better
I wish I weren't ugly,
Then maybe my mommy
Would still want to hug me.
I can't speak at all
I can't do a wrong
Or else I'm locked up
All the day long.
When I awake I'm all alone
The house is dark
My folks aren't home.
When my mommy does come
I'll try and be nice,
So maybe I'll get just
One whipping tonight.
Don't make a sound!
I just heard a car
My daddy is back
From Charlie's Bar.
I hear him curse
My name he calls
I press myself
Against the wall.
I try and hide
From his evil eyes
I'm so afraid now
I'm starting to cry.
He finds me weeping
He shouts ugly words,
He says its my fault
That he suffers at work.
He slaps me and hits me
And yells at me more,
I finally get free
And I run for the door.
He's already locked it
And I start to bawl,
He takes me and throws me
Against the hard wall.
I fall to the floor
With my bones nearly broken,
And my daddy continues
With more bad words spoken.
"I'm sorry!", I scream
But its now much too late
His face has been twisted
Into unimaginable hate.
The hurt and the pain
Again and again
Oh please God, have mercy!
Oh please let it end!
And he finally stops
And heads for the door,
While I lay there motionless
Sprawled on the floor.
My name is Mona
And I am but three,
Tonight my daddy
Murdered me.<------copy-and-paste this to your profile if you are against child abuse

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*.* ME
:) ME
^^ ME
:() NOT ME

NOW U SEE IM COOL
and
bowties
and fezes
are cool