fredness

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Sketchfu-ing since 05/21/2011 (user #213906)

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to the awsomeness profile MY CHAT http://xat.com/Thebaconclub Hello people that are reading this I am Fred and I have awsomeness.I LOVE BACON ITS MY LIFE!!!!!!!!!!!!I am 10 and i am plotting a plan to destroy my brother muhahahahahaha.i like this song and I play baseball.I play 2nd and 3rd base and I'm 7 in the batting order.my favorite puffle is the green puffle.I like playing mario drawing watching invader zim spongebob family guy.I LIKE EATING BACONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN.I am turning 10 in august.

Cute furry kittens snacking on my grass I did not know why they were there so i took them into my house that was a big mistake and ill tell you why.WHY.Never let a cat eat to much grass they vomiet all over your place.CUTE LITTLE KITTENS EAT EAT EATING ON YOUR GRASS.CUTE LITLLE KITTENS WALK WALK WALK INTO YOUR HOUSE.CUTE LITTLE KITTENS BARF BARF BARF ON YOUR FLOOR.CUTE LITTLE KITTENS MAKE MAKE MAKE YOU CLEAN IT UP.THOSE LITTLE KITTENS ARE OUT TO GET YOU.YOU BETTER WATCH OUT OR THEY WILL KILL YOU IN YOUR SLEEP.HEY THEN I TOOK THOSE KITTENS TOOK THEM OUT OF MY HOUSE.I PUT MY FOOT STRAIGT IN THE BACK AND THEY FLEW INTO THE SKY.THOSE LITTLE KITTENS FLEW RIGHT UP INTO SPACE THATS WAS THE LAST TIME I SAW THEM BECAUSE THEY BURNED UP IN THE SUN.
I am trying to make a parody its kinda hard.Its a parody of the lazy song[the bacon song]I play the bass not a fish a string istrement.I live in awsome new york.Heres a secret everyone in my school family,teachers call me fred.But my real name is

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XD yes my real name is kevin.I enjoy playing club penguin and roblox haning out with my friends [Scotty, Nick,Blake and Danniel]
How to be a nerd
1.Get all your tests right
2.Call your mom mommy
3.Wear overalls
4.Corect everyone that did somthing dumb
5.Pick your nose

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HOW TO WAKE UP PEOPLE
1.SCREAM IN THERE EAR
2.GET A BULLDOZERAND RUN OVER THERE HOUSE
3.POKE THEM UNTIL THEY START BLEEDING
4.GET A CAGE OF DEADLY BEARS
5.GET A CAGE OF RABBITS WITH RABIES
6.GET A CAGE OF MUTAN BANANAS
7.GET A CAGE OF BATS
8.GET A GHOST
9. MAKE THEM WATCH ALL THE GLEE EPISODES BRRR
10.MAKE THERE ROOM A FOREST
11.GET AN EVIL MUPPET
12.SIGN A CONTRACT WITH TONY THE TIGER THAT SAYS I WILL WAKE HIM UP EVERY WAY I CAN

SO ONE DAY I WAS WALKING WITH MY FRIENDS THEN THIS WIERD PERSON COMES OUT FROM A TREE WEARING A BANANA SUIT.IT STARTS SINGING BEAT IT.I GOT A LITTLE FREAKED OUT.I ASKED HIM WERE YOU TROPPED ON YOUR HEAD WHEN YOU WHERE BORN.HE SAID ''UMMMMMMM SIR YES".THEN I NOTICED MY FRIENDS WERE GONE AND OUT OF NOWHERE THE COME OUT WITH GOLF CLUBS AND START HITTING THE BANANA DUDE.SO I WATCH IN PEACE UNTIL HE RUNS AWAY.SO THAT WAS MY WIERDIST DAY.
what I like
Favorite food = bacon
that is it =o

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bacon

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