flier00111

Sketchfu-ing since 11/14/2008 (user #29728)

male, single

i live in the worl of pixy horses that pretend to be dragons... hahahahahahaha nope i accually live in a random place in my time machine... hahahahaha nope i live in 1979

http://ximarix.webs.com/

190 drawings

1431 total views

29 funny

28 cute

15 impressive

About flier00111

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im writing a book and making a album

ha ha aha aha aha ha aha aha aha aha aha aha aha aha aha aha lolollololololololololololol just luaghing im a director
I'm weird and i love one piece and i love piece and hate war

96% of teens Would die from a nervous breakdown if miley cyrus jumped off a cliff. so if ur 1 of the %4 who would say and yell JUMP JUMP JUMP JUMP! then put this on your profile.

95% Percent of teens would have a breakdown if The Jonas Brothers were standing on the edge of a tower ready to jump, copy and paste if your a part of the 5% who would bring a lawn chair and popcorn!

96% Of Teens WON'T Stand Up For God...Put This On
Your Profile If You're One Of The 4% Who Will
----------///------I believe in the Lord God
---------///-------and I believe in Jesus
----////////////-----Christ as my savior
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LIFE OF AN ANIME

An anime is born in Japan
It grows up in the Anime Studio
Then it get a job as a great anime and makes millions
Then it retires as an old classical anime
Then is dies when it is dubbed
It goes to The Hall of Fame if the dubbing is cancelled
If it gets dubbed, it goes to 4KIDS TV!
Put this on your page if you hate dubbing anime!

Things to do in an elevator

1) crack open your briefcase or handbag and say,
“Got enough air in there?”
2) stand motionless and silent in the corner facing the wall without getting off
3) when arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors, then act embarrassed when they open
4) greet everyone with a warm handshake then ask them to call you Admiral
5) meow occasionally
6) stare at another person for a while then say “You’re one of THEM” then back away slowly
7) say “DING!” at every floor
8) say “I wonder what these do?” then press all the red buttons
9) make explosion noises when anyone presses a button
10) stare, grinning at another person for a while then announce “ I don’t have any socks on”
11) when the elevator is silent, look around then ask “ Is that your beeper?”
12) try to make a personal phone call on an emergency phone
13) draw a little square on the ground with chalk then announce “ This is my personal space”
14) when there’s only one other passenger in the elevator poke them then act like in wasn’t you
15) push the buttons and act like they give you a shock, smile, then go back for more
16) ask if you can push the buttons for someone else then push the wrong ones
17) hold the doors open and say you’re waiting for a friend then after a while let the doors close and say “ Hey Greg, how was your day?”
18) drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to pick in up then yell
“Hey that’s mine!”
19) bring a camera and take pictures of all the passengers
20) pretend you’re a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with passengers
21) Swat at flies that don’t exist
22) Call out “Group hug!” then enforce it
xP

ǝƃɐd ɹnoʎ oʇuo sIɥʇ ǝʇsɐd puɐ ʎdoɔ 'sʎɐs sɥʇ ʇɐɥʍ ʇno ǝɹnƃIɟ oʇ ɥƃnouǝ ʇɹɐɯs ǝɹɐ noʎ ɟI
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GIRL: do i ever cross ur mind?
BOY: NO
GIRL: do u like me?
BOY: NO
GIRL: would u cry if i left?
BOY: NO
GIRL: would u live 4 me?
BOY: NO
GIRL: would u do anything 4 me?
BOY: NO
GIRL: choos-my or your life
BOY: my life
the girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says...
the reason u never cross my mind is cuz ur always on my mind.the reason y i dont like u is cuz i love u. the reason i dont want u is cuz i need u.the reason y i wouldent cry if u left is cuz i would die if u left
the reason i wouldnt live 4 u is cuz i would die 4 u.the reason im not willing to do anything 4 u is cuz i would do every thing 4 u.The reason i would choose my life is cuz, u r my life!!!

animals have the same feelings as humans.

and it doesnt mean u have to hurt them.

would u like to be abused? no. so care for animals.

u can all ways open your heart and save animals from being abused.

put this on your page if u care about animals and dont like animal abuse

F- Fight for you
R- Respect you
I- Inspire you
E- Encourage you
N- Need you
D- Deserve you
S- Stand by you

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F riends
R esponsible
I ntelligent
E xciting to be Around
N ice Always
D ependable
S miles a Lot
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F riendly Personality
O utstanding
R eally Great Memories
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E xcellent Listener
V ery Kind
E njoyable
R emember our friendship
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Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ♥ Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ

Friends or Best Friends???

to All my friends:

Friend: calls your parents by Mr. and Mrs..
Best friend: calls your parents by there first names or Mom and Dad.

Friend: has never seen you cry
Best Friend: has always had the best shoulder to cry on

Friend: never asks for anything to eat or drink
Best friend: opens the fridge and makes herself at home

Friend: asks you to write down your number..
Best friend : they ask you for their number (cuz they can't remember it)

Friend: borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back..
Best friend: has a closet full of your stuff and keeps it so long they forget that its urs

Friend: only knows a few things about you
Best friend: could write a biography on your life with quotes

Friend: Would knock on your front door.
Best Friend: Would knock after they've let themselves in.

Friend: Will talk bad to the person who talks bad about you.
Best Friend: Will knock them out.

Friend: Would ignore this.
Best Friend: Will repost it

Friend: will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing
Best friend: will always go with you

╔╗╔═╦╗ Put this on your page
║╚╣║║╚╗If you love to laugh! xD
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Joke:
Girl texts boyfriend; "honey, what does IDK mean in a text?"
He replies; "I Don't Know"
She; "OMG! Nobody does!"

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i cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it dseno't mtaetr in waht oerdr the ltteres in a wrod are, the olny iproamtnt tihng is taht the frsit and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can still raed it whotuit a pboerlm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Azanmig huh? yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt! If you can raed tihs, cpoy it itno yuor sgianture

this is the best role playing website on earth... ok maybe not the best but it is still good. http://ximarix.webs.com/

☻/ This is Bob.
/▌ Copy and paste him so he can take
/ \ over the world!

i wish you were here
in my room
with the lights off
under my covers
so i can show
you my glowin the dark watch

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(^.\) art is a bang,un!
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l.........0l you ever pushed
l..........l a door that said
l..........l pull.