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~~~~~~~~16 THINGS TO DO AT WAL-MART~~~~~~~~~
1.Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.
2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals. 888888888888888888888________ ╔╗╔═╦╗ Put this on your page
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3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.
4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
" 'Code 3' in housewares".... and see what happens.
5. Go up to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.
8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"
9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.
10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.
11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.
12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.
13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"
14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!"
15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!
16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "go, pikachu, go!"
~~~~~~~~4 ways to be KICKED out of Wal-Mart~~~~~~~~
#1:If you can,write"I see dead people...." on the typewriters.
#2:Unwrap all the chocolate bars saying,"I've got to find that golden ticket.."
#3:Put a dora explorer doll in the middle of the store and if someone tries to pick it up,jump out and say,"SWIPER NO SWIPING!"
#4:Throw Skittles at people and shout,"Taste the Rainbow!!!!"
IF U WERE KILLED TOMORROW, I WOULDNT GO 2 UR FUNERAL.....CUZ ID B IN JAIL 4 KILLIN THE person THAT KILLED U!
WE ARE TRUE FRIENDS
WE RIDE TOGETHER
WE DIE TOGETHER
THIS IS THIS CAT
THIS IS IS CAT
THIS IS HOW CAT
THIS IS TO CAT
THIS IS KEEP CAT
THIS IS A CAT
THIS IS RETARD CAT
THIS IS BUSY CAT
THIS IS FOR CAT
THIS IS THIRTY CAT
THIS IS SECONDS CAT
now.. go back and read the THIRD word of every sentence from the top..copy and paste if you fell for it
Orange- Taken and happy.
Green - Taken and thinking about breaking up.
Lime Green- Taken and have kissed your b/g friend.
Black - Taken and cheating on someone.
Gold-Taken but you like someone else.
White- Married.
BLUE -Single & like someone.
RED-Single & LOVE SOMEONE TRULY!
Pink - Single and hating it.
Yellow - Single and loving it.
Gray - Single and not loving it, and not really hating it..
Purple- Heartbroken.
Soft Pink- Single but you like someone and they like you.
Silver- Single but you like many people.
Baby Blue- Confused.
Aqua - I am a ninja.
*comment below and tell me your color*
AWESOME FRIEND QUOTES!!!!!!!!!!!!!
A good friend will comfort you when a guy rejects you, but a best friend will go up to him and say, "It's because you're gay isn't it!!!"
Best Friend-Someone you can get mad at only for one hour 'cause you have something you really want to tell them.
Friends are forever. Boys are whatever.
True friends are hard to find,harder to leave,and impossible to forget.
Friends will be like "You deserved better anyway" but best friends will prank call him at 1 in the morning and make chicken noises!
They're laughing at us because we're idiots, but we're laughing at them because they just figured that out.
My best friend is better then yours so stick that in your juice box and suck it!
CAAARL! THAT KILLS PEOPLE!
My tummy was making the rumblies that only hands would satisfy.
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