About dismiss874
i wish you came in different colors
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i need to help more pokemon! help me!!!!!!!!!!
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YOU SAY SNOOKI I SAY EW
YOU SAY BALLET I SAY CHEER
YOU SAY LIPGLOSS I SAY EYELINER
YOU SAY MILEY I SAY AVRIL
YOU SAY TRUTH I SAY DARE
YOU SAY BLONDE I SAY BRUNETTE
YOU SAY ARGUE I SAY FIGHT
YOU SAY HIGHLIGHTS I SAY HEADBANDS
YOU SAY JUMPROPE I SAY TRACK
YOU SAY HOT I SAY NERDY CUTE
YOU SAY AWESOME I SAY FAIL
YOU SAY PENCILS I SAY ERASERS
YOU SAY OFFSPRING I SAY STEREOS
YOU SAY "YOUR WEIRD" I SAY "I KNOW"
Some people are like Slinkies, really good for nothing. But they can still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs…
I'm lying in a hospital bed. Scared because I couldn't move, I asked the doctor "What's going on?" He said "You don't remember? It all happened at school." He told me "Your friend had a problem with some people at school and was almost shot - you jumped in front of them and took the bullet yourself. Lucky you didn't di...e You're goin...g to be ok, though, so don't worry. “Now I think to myself'' I'm happy I took that bullet for you, because it would've hurt even more to see you lying in this hospital bed."
Copy and paste if you'd do this 4 a friend
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@['.']@ = Evil King Moogle, the monkey king: D (Now Go Eat A Banana) NOW!
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put this on your page if you have ever loved someone.
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called u hott b4
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i did it ^ lol
99% of teens Would die from a nervous breakdown, if Justin Bieber jumped off a cliff. So if you're one of the 1% who had actually PUSHED him off, re-post this on ur profile.
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Find the C bel0w.. Please d0 n0t use any curs0r
help.
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If you found all the letters and numbers then you don't need glasses. But if you didn't find them you need glasses
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(='.'=) This is Mr. Squishey. Put him on your
(___)' page and help him on his
way to world domination
Friends Forever!
If you are my friend,
Please answer this:
Are we friends or are we not?
You told me once, but I forgot..
So tell me now and tell me true,
So I can say, I am here for you.
Of all the friends I've ever met,
You're the ones I won't forget..
And if I die before you do,
I'll go to Hell
And wait for you.
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..//___// ♥♥♥Put this on your channel if you would get in front of a bullet and die for the person you love, your family, or for any of your friends! It shows you care! ♥♥♥
Guy: Where have you been all my life?
Girl: Hiding from you.
Guy: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Girl: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.
Guy: Is this seat empty?
Girl: Yes and this one will be if you sit down.
Guy: Your place or mine?
Girl: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.
Guy: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Girl: Do not enter.
Guy: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Girl: But would you stay there?
(if you're a girl that would say stuff like that then post this on your profile)
I KNOWS I IS CRAZY STOP TELLIN MEH ...
JUST BECAUSE I DONT PAY ATTENTION DOESNT MEAN I HAVE
A SHORT ATTENTION SPA-.. OOH A FISHY HERE FISHY FISHY FISHY.
ONE DAY I WUS NORMAL ITS SO UNBELIEVABLE O-O
I GONNA ROLL AROUND ON THE FLOOR FOR A BIT. KAY.
*LAUGHS MANIACLY AND FALLS ON FLOOR* I DONT GET IT =/
COPY THIS AND SEE WHAT PEOPLE RATE YOU: 1: Random, 2: Babe, 3: id marry you, 4: Sweet, 5: Beautiful, 6: Talkative, 7: Hot, 8: Fit, 9:Funny, 10: Moody, 11: Perfect type, 12: Love you, 13: Weird, 14: Gorgeous, 15: Strong, 16: The best, 17: Awesome, 18: Dumb, 19: Crazy, 20: Dumbass
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I hate:
1.Pie haterz
2. Justin Bieber
3.Look At 4
4. I just wasted 5 seconds of ur life
5. O_O I HATE U PERV!
6. Sooo
7.Yup!
8. U kno ur still reading
9.Good cause were almost finsished
(RANDOM NUMBER!: Look at number 10)
1.THERE IS NO NUMBER 10 UR BACK AT #1 DORK!
Her hair was up in a ponytail
Her favorite dress tied with a bow
Today was Daddy's Day at school
And she couldn't wait to go.
But her mommy tried to tell her,
That she probably should stay home.
Why the kids might not understand,
If she went to school alone.
But she was not afraid;
She knew just what to say.
What to tell her classmates
Of why he wasn't there today.
But still her mother worried,
For her to face this day alone.
And that was why once again,
She tried to keep her daughter home.
But the little girl went to school,
Eager to tell them all.
About a dad she never sees,
A dad who never calls.
There were daddies along the wall in back,
For everyone to meet
Children squirming impatiently,
Anxious in their seats.
One by one the teacher called,
Each student from the class.
To introduce their daddy,
As seconds slowly passed.
At last the teacher called her name,
Every child turned to stare.
Each of them was searching,
For a man who wasn't there.
"Where's her daddy at?"
She heard a boy call out.
"She probably doesn't have one"
Another student dared to shout.
And from somewhere near the back,
She heard a daddy say,
"Looks like another deadbeat dad,
Too busy to waste his day."
The words did not offend her,
As she smiled up at her mom.
And looked back at her teacher,
Who told her to go on.
And with hands behind her back,
Slowly she began to speak.
And out from the mouth of a child,
Came words incredibly unique.
"My daddy couldn't be here,
Because he lives so far away.
But I know he wishes he could be,
Since this is such a special day.
And though you cannot meet him,
I wanted you to know.
All about my daddy,
And how much he loves me so.
He loved to tell me stories
He taught me to ride my bike.
He surprised me with pink roses,
And taught me to fly a kite.
We used to share fudge sundaes,
and ice cream in a cone.
And though you cannot see him,
I'm not standing here alone.
Cause my daddy's always with me
Even though we are apart.
I know because he told me,
He'll forever be in my heart."
With that, her little hand reached up,
and lay across her chest.
Feeling her own heartbeat,
Beneath her favorite dress.
And from somewhere in the crowd of dads,
Her mother stood in tears.
Proudly watching her daughter,
Who was wise beyond her years.
For she stood up for the love
Of a man not in her life.
Doing what was best for her,
Doing what was right.
And when she dropped her hand back down,
Staring straight into the crowd.
She finished with a voice so soft,
But its message clear and loud.
"I love my daddy very much,
He's my shining star.
And if he could he'd be here,
But heaven's just too far.
You see he was a fireman
And died just this past year.
When airplanes hit the towers
And taught Americans to fear.
But sometimes when I close my eyes,
It's like he never went away."
And then she closes her eyes,
And saw him there that day.
And to her mother's amazement,
She witnessed with surprise.
A room full of daddies and children,
All starting to close their eyes.
Who knows what they say before them,
Who knows what they felt inside.
Perhaps for merely a second,
They saw him at her side.
"I know you're with me Daddy."
To the silence she called out.
And what happened next made believers,
Of those once filled with doubt.
Not one in that room could explain it,
For each of their eyes had been closed.
But there on the desk beside her,
Was a fragrant long-stemmed pink rose.
And a child was blessed, if only for a moment,
By the love of her shining bright star.
And given the gift of believing,
That heaven is never too far
- Unknown
I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a cashier hand
this little boy some money back. The boy couldn’t have been more than 5
or 6 years old. The cashier said, “I’m sorry, but you don’t have enough
money to buy this doll.” Then the little boy turned to the old woman
next to him: ”Granny, are you sure I don’t have enough money?” The old
lady replied: ”You know that you don’t have enough money to buy this
doll, my dear.” Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes
while she went to look a round. She left quickly. The little boy was
still holding the doll in his hand. Finally, I walked toward him and I
asked him who he wished to give this doll to. “It’s the doll that my
sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas. She was sure that
Santa Claus would bring it to her.” I replied to him that maybe Santa
Claus would bring it to her afterall, and not to worry. But he replied
to me sadly. “No, Santa Claus can’t bring it to her where she is now. I
have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister
when she goes there.” His eyes were so sad while saying this. “My sister
has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very
soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it
to my sister.” My heart nearly stopped. The little boy looked up at me
and said: “I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait
until I come back from the mall.” Then he showed me a very nice photo of
him where he was laughing. He then told me “I want mommy to take my
picture with her so she won’t forget me. I love my mommy and I wish she
doesn’t have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with
my little sister.” Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very
quietly. I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. “Suppose
we check again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll?”
“OK,” he said, “I hope I do have enough.” I added some of my money to
his without him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for
the doll and even some spare money. The little boy said: “Thank you God
for giving me enough money!” Then he looked at me and added, “I asked
last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough
money to buy this doll, so that mommy could give it to my sister. He
heard me!” “I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for
my mommy, but I didn’t dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me
enough to buy the doll and a white rose.” “My mommy loves white roses.” A
few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket. I
finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started. I
couldn’t get the little boy out of my mind. Then I remembered a local
newspaper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck,
who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl. The little
girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The
family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining
machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the
coma. Was this the family of the little boy? Two days after this
encounter with the little boy, I read in the newspaper that the young
woman had passed away. I couldn’t stop myself as I bought a bunch of
white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young
woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her
burial. She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in
her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her
chest. I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been
changed forever.. The love that the little boy had for his mother and
his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine. And in a fraction of a
second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him. Now you have 2
choices:
1)
Repost this message. 2) Ignore it as if it never touched your heart
I WANT YOU...
IN MY ROOM...
ON MY BED...
THE LIGHTS ARE TURNED OFF...
WE GO UNDER THE COVERS...
AND I SHOW YOU...
MY AWESOME GLOW IN THE DARK NAIL POLISH!
(⊙▂⊙✖ ) SHOCKED!
(づ￣ ³￣)づヾHUGGY!
（*⌒ヮ⌒*）ゞ LOVE ME!
(-'๏_๏'-) EWWWW...
(⊙...⊙ ) FREAKY...
๏[-ิ_•ิ]๏ NERD!
(•ิ_•ิ)? PUZZLED GEEK!
(︶︹︺) MIZERABLE!
(ㄒoㄒ)WRONG!
(>_<) U ODD!
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Put this on your profile
If you like Pokémon
One
One two one
One two three two one
One two three four three two one
One two three four five four three two one
Again!
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You say Edward, I say James
You say Bella, I say Jessie
You say Jacob, I say Giovanni
You say Washington, I say Kanto
You say Vampires, I say Team Rocket
You say "How Romantic", I say, "CAPTURE THAT PIKACHU!"
add this to your profile if you LOVE TEAM ROCKET AND HATE TWILIGHT!!!
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i keep thinking of patrick holding mayonase saying:"a tup of mayonase."
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Girl Confessions
1. Would you rather sleep alone or with someone else?
alone! (unless u count mai teddy…)
2. Do you sleep with socks on?
nope
3. Do you walk around outside without shoes?
DUH!!
4. Do you enjoy drama?
no
5. Are you a girly-girl?
NO
6. Who was the last person you hugged?
my teddy bear! <3
7. Small or large purse?
none
8. Are you short?
yes =(
9. Do you like somebody?
yes ♥
10.Does your Facebook password have to do with a boy?
don’t haz facebook :”(
11. Do you care if your socks are dirty?
i dnt wear socks xD
12. Do you think you’re conceited?
no
13. Do you dress up on Halloween?
yeah... i mean its Halloween! xD
14. Are you double jointed?
noez
15. Where is the weirdest place you have slept?
in my closet xD
16. Has anyone touched/smacked your butt in the past 24 hours?
no
17. Is there any type of rumor going around about you?
no
18. Do you call anybody by their last name?
a few
19. How many guys will read this just because it says "Girl Confessions"?
ALL OF THEM
Tigerstar's REAL death!!!
Tigerstar: Hawkfrost! Brambleclaw!
HF & BC: *Pull out guitars*
Tigerstar: FIRESTAR, I DEDICATE THIS TO YOU I'M SORRY!
HF & BC: *Start playing multiple instruments*
Firestar:.Umm, Wtf..?
Tigerstar: *Takes deep breath*
BABY
BABY
BABY
OHHHH
BABY
BABY
BABY
NOOOOOO
Snowkit: OMG!!!! *Rolling on ground, turns deaf*
Longtail: *Turns blind*
Sorrelkit: *Eats death Berries to spare self from the song*
Brightpaw & Swiftpaw: *Throw self at dogs* SAVE US!
Scourge: *Turns freakishly evil and eats Tigerstar* Show's over, folks. See y. *Pads away*
Snowkit: *Gets carried away by a hawk*
Firestar: Damn.
Dear Girls,
He is not, the reason your
heart is still beating.
Love,
O X Y G E N ♥
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I AM IN THE BUNNY CLUB :3
101 Ways To Annoy People
Sing the Batman theme incessantly.
In the memo field of all your checks, write "for sensual massage."
Specify that your drive-through order is "to go."
Learn Morse code, and have conversations with friends in public consisting entirely of "Beeeep Bip Bip Beeep Bip..."
If you have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others.
Amuse yourself for endless hours by hooking a camcorder to your TV and then pointing it at the screen.
Speak only in a "robot" voice.
Push all the flat Lego pieces together tightly.
Start each meal by conspicuously licking all your food, and announce that this is so no one will "swipe your grub".
Leave the copy machine set to reduce 200%, extra dark, 17 inch paper, 98 copies.
Stomp on little plastic ketchup packets.
Sniffle incessantly.
Leave your turn signal on for fifty miles.
Name your dog "Dog."
Insist on keeping your car windshield wipers running in all weather conditions "to keep them tuned up."
Reply to everything someone says with "that's what YOU think."
Claim that you must always wear a bicycle helmet as part of your "astronaut training."
Declare your apartment an independent nation, and sue your neighbors upstairs for "violating your airspace".
Forget the punchline to a long joke, but assure the listener it was a "real hoot."
Follow a few paces behind someone, spraying everything they touch with Lysol.
Practice making fax and modem noises.
Highlight irrelevant information in scientific papers and "cc:" them to your boss.
Make beeping noises when a large person backs up.
Invent nonsense computer jargon in conversations, and see if people play along to avoid the appearance of ignorance.
Erect an elaborate network of ropes in your backyard, and tell the neighbors you are a "spider person."
Finish all your sentences with the words "in accordance with the prophesy."
Wear a special hip holster for your remote control.
Do not add any inflection to the end of your sentences, producing awkward silences with the impression that you'll be saying more any moment.
Signal that a conversation is over by clamping your hands over your ears.
Disassemble your pen and "accidentally" flip the ink cartridge across the room.
Give a play-by-play account of a persons every action in a nasal Howard Cosell voice.
Holler random numbers while someone is counting.
Adjust the tint on your TV so that all the people are green, and insist to others that you "like it that way."
Drum on every available surface.
Staple papers in the middle of the page.
Ask 1-800 operators for dates.
Produce a rental video consisting entirely of dire FBI copyright warnings.
Sew anti-theft detector strips into peoples backpacks.
Hide dairy products in inaccessible places.
Write the surprise ending to a novel on its first page.
Set alarms for random times.
Order a side of pork rinds with your filet mignon.
Instead of Gallo, serve Night Train next Thanksgiving.
Publicly investigate just how slowly you can make a "croaking" noise.
Honk and wave to strangers.
Dress only in clothes colored Hunters Orange.
Change channels five minutes before the end of every show.
Tape pieces of "Sweating to the Oldies" over climactic parts of rental movies.
Wear your pants backwards.
Decline to be seated at a restaurant, and simply eat their complimentary mints by the cash register.
Begin all your sentences with "ooh la la!"
ONLY TYPE IN UPPERCASE.
only type in lowercase.
dont use any punctuation either
Buy a large quantity of orange traffic cones and reroute whole streets.
Pay for your dinner with pennies.
Tie jingle bells to all your clothes.
Repeat everything someone says, as a question.
Write "X - BURIED TREASURE" in random spots on all of someone's roadmaps.
Inform everyone you meet of your personal Kennedy assassination/UFO/ O.J Simpson conspiracy theories.
Repeat the following conversation a dozen times: "Do you hear that?" "What?" "Never mind, its gone now."
Light road flares on a birthday cake.
Wander around a restaurant, asking other diners for their parsley.
Leave tips in Bolivian currency.
Demand that everyone address you as "Conquistador."
At the laundromat, use one dryer for each of your socks.
When Christmas caroling, sing "Jingle Bells, Batman smells" until physically restrained.
Wear a cape that says "Magnificent One."
As much as possible, skip rather than walk.
Stand over someone's shoulder, mumbling, as they read.
Pretend your computer's mouse is a CB radio, and talk to it.
Try playing the William Tell Overture by tapping on the bottom of your chin. When nearly done, announce "no, wait, I messed it up," and repeat.
Drive half a block.
Inform others that they exist only in your imagination.
Ask people what gender they are.
Lick the filling out of all the Oreos, and place the cookie parts back.
Cultivate a Norwegian accent. If Norwegian, affect a Southern drawl.
Routinely handcuff yourself to furniture, informing the curious that you don't want to fall off "in case the big one comes".
Deliberately hum songs that will remain lodged in co-workers brains, such as "Feliz Navidad", the Archies "Sugar" or the Mr. Rogers theme song.
While making presentations, occasionally bob your head. like a parakeet.
Lie obviously about trivial things such as the time of day.
Leave your Christmas lights up and lit until September.
Change your name to "AaJohn Aaaaasmith" for the great glory of being first in the phone book. Claim it's a Hawaiian name, and demand that people pronounce each "a."
Sit in your front yard pointing a hair dryer at passing cars to see if they slow down.
Chew on pens that you've borrowed.
Wear a LOT of cologne.
Listen to 33 RPM records at 45 RPM speed, and claim the faster speed is necessary because of your "superior mental processing."
Sing along at the opera.
Mow your lawn with scissors.
At a golf tournament, chant "swing-batabatabata-suhWING-batter!"
Ask the waitress for an extra seat for your "imaginary friend."
Go to a poetry recital and ask why each poem doesn't rhyme.
Ask your co-workers mysterious questions, and then scribble their answers in a notebook. Mutter something about "psychological profiles."
Stare at static on the TV and claim you can see a "magic picture."
Select the same song on the jukebox fifty times.
Never make eye contact.
Never break eye contact.
Construct elaborate "crop circles" in your front lawn.
Construct your own pretend "tricorder," and "scan" people with it, announcing the results.
Make appointments for the 31st of September.
Invite lots of people to other people's parties.
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If you hate those obnoxious snobby people PLEASE copy and paste this into your profile
If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer
If you think that the kids should stop chasing Lucky and leave the leprechaun alone, then copy and paste this into your profile.
If you’ve ever made faces in front of a security camera then paste this in your profile
If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word, and you do at random moments; copy and paste this in you're profile
If you can't stand preppy people who talk like this: "I like, can't believe, I like, chipped my manicure!!", copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever read a 250 pg + book in less than one day, copy and paste this into your profile
If you ever get a random urge to start screaming at the top of your lungs copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you have ever turned around and questioned how you got on those subjects after an entire conversation, copy and paste this in to your profile.
If you complain that your feet are cold and your mom tells you to put socks on and you don’t just for the sake of being stubborn, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you thought whoever invented music is completely AWESOME, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you enjoy copying and pasting these copy and paste thingies, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you are so cool that you actually read through all of these (there's more BWHAHAHAHA!!), copy this into your profile!!
If you ever just screamed because you were so frustrated and people started staring and you yelled ‘What the hell are you looking at!”, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you have ever been hit in the face with a ball and started laughing maniacally, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you hate those irritating mosquitoes giving you mosquito bites copy this in your profile.
If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile
MY FAV QUOTES-
Albert Einstein- Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity and I'm not sure about the former.
Albert Einstein-Human beings, vegetables, or cosmic dust, we all dance to a mysterious tune, intoned in the distance by an invisible player.
Indira Gandhi- My grandfather once told me that there were two kinds of people: those who do the work and those who take the credit. He told me to try to be in the first group; there was much less competition.
Mark Twain
Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the mos
"Captain blackbeard, I'm here to report a mutiny! I can point names and name fingers!"- Captain Jack sparrow.
A b c d e f g Gummy bears are chasing me! One is red one is blue, One just took my yellow shoe, Now im running for my life, cuz the green one has a knife!
NATIONAL LOGO MONTH PEOPLE!!!!!
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put this wand on your profile if you LOVE the harry potter series
(SEEN ALL OF THEM APART FROM HARRY POTTER AND THE DEATHLY HALLOWS PART 2!!!!!!!!! 8D)
THEME SONGS FOR CATS IN WARRIORS:
hey there delilah- lionblaze
accidentally in love- brambleclaw
viva la vida- bluestar
keep holding on- millie
i gotta find you- leafpool
bring me to life- bluestar (sick)
not one of us- tigerstar
just can't wait to be king- cinderPAW (only suits her as app)
when your gone- spottedleaf
everyday- cloudtail
we are one- lionheart
love will find a way- silverstream
Or
WARRIOR CATS THEME TUNES
Leafpool-Don't forget by Demi lovato
Bluestar-Are you satisfied? By Marina and the Diamonds
Yellowfang-Apologize One Republic feat. Timberland
Poppyfrost-Thinking of you by Katy Perry
SquirrelflightXBrambleclaw-Love the way you lie Rihanna feat. Eminem
Silverstream-Parachute by Cheryl Cole
Smudge-The lazy song by Bruno Mars
Greystripe-The flood by Cheryl Cole
BlestarXOakheart-Meet me halfway by Black eyed peas
Ashfur-Gives you hell by All Amercian Rejects
Sasha-White horse by Taylor Swift
Lionblaze-Hey there Delilah by Plain white T's
Spottedleaf-Now you're gone by Basshunter
CrowfeatherXLeafpool-Run by Leona Lewis
Motto: When Life Gives You Lemons
Make Orange Juice Then
Sit Back And Let The World
Wonder How The Heck You Did It
For some reson I cant STAND highschool musical......................I want to run away screaming when they start singing.................their singing sounds like choking birds squealing for help XD
What is Cake Without FROSTING? What is Gir without PIGGY? What is Caramell Without CARAMELLDANSEN? What Is Sketchfu Without SKETCH? What is me without YOU?
Sudden Obsession:
WARRIORS!!!!!/Cupcakes/Harry Potter :D/Video Games.....as in Video games i mean Portal 2 x3
You say Edward, I say Fireheart
You say Bella, I say Bluestar
You say Jacob, I say Graystripe
You say Werewolves, I say Warriors
You say Vampires, I say Cats
You say the Cullens, I say Kittypets
You say "How romantic!", I say "Mousedung!"
Copy and paste this onto your profile if you LOVE Warriors!!!!
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>>>>>>>>>>>I like pointy stuff.WATCH OUT!<<<<<<<
Imma show you mah signature face!no one else can use it or BAAAAAAD things will happen!!!!if you use it then you will be CURSED FOR LIFE!!!!okay......here is the face:
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WARNING: please do not type that face.if you do,like i said before,you will be cursed for LIFE!
Me:Wait what?!
Cashier: i put the straw in the bag.
Me: no you didn't!
Cashier: yeah i did,Ma'am.it is all the way at the bottom.
Me: i can't use it now!
Cashier: why?
Me: its in the bag.............at the BOTTOM!
Cashier: *rolls eyes* so?
Me: bye! *takes money back and drives away* *looks and sees you* oh.............hi..............well this is awkward.
ome of mah favorite quotes: "i got checks....with little poodles on them" "oh its on like ping pong!" "Bring it around town!" "Oh, barnacles!" "I anything can't do right since because pickles!" "Can't have dirty garbage!" "she hunts with StarClan now.someday I'll meet her again,and we'll be together.”
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H~♦~Help
O~♦~Our
W~♦~Wolves
L~♦~Live
~WOLVES~
they might be predators
but their just surviving
they might look violent
but their just protecting themselves
they might kill cattle
but they need food
their the same as you
you need to survive
they need to survive
you hurt them for protection
they hurt you for protection
you need to eat
they need to eat
so don't kill them
you won't be any better than them
let them run free
listen to them howl
watch them
think how much harder it would be
to be a wolf
hunting
instead of looking whats in the cupboard
searching for some water
instead of looking in the fridge
think about it
and understand
~by tikithemoshling~
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warriors is the best
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warriors is the best boo
warriors is the best book
warriors is the best book i
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warriors is the best book in the w
warriors is the best book in the wo
warriors is the best book in the wor
warriors is the best book in the worl
warriors is the best book in the world
and if you don’t believe me why would take the time to tipe all that?
yeah thats right I went there
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R.I.P
Silverstream
Died while having kits
Books 1-3 (Into the Wild,Fire and Ice,and Forest of Secrets)
R.I.P
Runningwind
Killed by Whitethroat,a ShadowClan Warrior.
Book 1-4(Into the Wild,Fire and Ice,Forest of Secret,and Rising Storm)
R.I.P
Whitethroat
Killed by getting hit by a car
Books 1-4 (Into the Wild,Fire and Ice,Forest of Secret,and Rising Storm)
R.I.P
Patchpelt
died from breathing in too much smoke.
Books 1-4 (Into the Wild,Fire and Ice,Forest of Secret,and Rising Storm)
R.I.P
Halftail
died in fire
Books 1-4 (Into the Wild,Fire and Ice,Forest of Secret,and Rising Storm)
R.I.P
Yellowfang (D*x)
Died from trying to save Halftail
Books 1-4(Into the Wild,Fire and Ice,Forest of Secret,and Rising Storm)
R.I.P
Bluestar (*cries so hard*)
Died while saving Fireheart from dogs
Books 1-5 (Into The Wild,Fire and Ice,Forest of Secrets,and A Dangerous Path)
The reasons I love Warriors
1. The deaths that make you cry
2. The deaths that make you get up and scream, “YES!!!!”
3. The first loves
4. The forbidden loves
5. The fights between friends and mates
6. The fierce, blood-shedding battles
7. The emotional times
8. The hard times
9. The forgiving moments
10. The prophecies promising much
11. The journeys that were made
12. The regrets in all
13. The evil that plotted
14. The good that overcome
15. The mistakes that were made
16. The murders that chilled you
17. The claws that unsheathed
18. The weakest survivers
19. The stories itself
☺☻☺☻☺☻if
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☺☻☺☻☺☻consider
☺☻☺☻☺☻you
☺☻☺☻☺☻crazy
☺☻☺☻☺☻copy
☺☻☺☻☺☻and
☺☻☺☻☺☻paste
☺☻☺☻☺☻this
☺☻☺☻☺☻to
☺☻☺☻☺☻your
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put this on your profile if you like cats
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THE WARRIOR CODE
—1. Defend your clan,even with your life. You may have friendships with cats from other clans, but your loyalty must remain to your clan, as one day you may meet them in battle.
—2.Do not hunt or trespass on another clan’s territory.
—3.Elders and kits must be fed before apprentices and warriors. Unless they have permission, apprentices may not eat until they have hunted to feed the elders.
—4.Prey is killed only to be eaten. Give thanks to starclan for its life.
—5.A kit must be at least six moons old to become an apprentice.
—6.Newly appointed warriors will keep a silent vigil for one night after receiving their warrior name.
—7.A cat cannot be made deputy without having mentored at least one apprentice.
—8.The deputy will become clan leader when the leader dies or retires.
—9.After the death or retirement of the deputy, the new deputy must be chosen before moonhigh.
—10.A gathering of all four clans is held at the full moon during a truce that lasts for the night. There shall be no fighting among clans at this time.
—11.Boudaries must be checked and marked daily.
—12.No warrior may neglect a kit in pain or in danger, even if that kit is from a different clan.
—13.The word of the clan leader is the warrior code.
—14.An honorable warrior does not need to kill other cats to win his battles, unless they are outside the warrior code or it is necessary for self defence.
—15.A warrior rejects the soft life of a kittypet.
Rescpet the code, be the code, Warriors
If you've ever spent a long amount of time looking for something that you were holding/wearing, copy this to your profile and add your name: I-P-O, Kilala26, Konnichiwa Minna, Kin756894, Zakuro Haruno, Rizu Neko-Chan, Colourful socks, Drenandtarb, Tsuki Midorkawa,Akiera, NekoZakuro, Zoey,Firestar ,dismiss874
If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy this to your profile.
I love mythical creatures..
Though..hardly draw them XD
I love pheonixs and griffins...
Lots of them..
They are all beautiful!!
^^
Robo wub wong pwofilez.... =3
I love animals
Pokemon
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Pokemon is AWESOME
On Pokemon you are a boy or girl
K my avatar is a girl
Eevee is a pokemon that turns into lots more
Many pokemon evolve
Only pokemon ♥s should add this
No Pokemon haters add this
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Pokemon character creator:
Gender:Female
Age:17
Fav Pokemon Caught :Lugia Palkia Kyurem Samurott Zekrom Reshiram
Gymleader/Trainer:Gym Leader
Game:Pokemon Black (MY GAME XD)
Hi I ♥ Harry Potter
And I love the movies
Rong I Hate Bellatrix Lestrange
Right I like Sirius Black
You like Harry Then put this on your profile
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Please never insult him he is AWESOME
Only insult Death Eaters
The books are AWESOME
To love Harry you must watch the movies
Everyone in the world should love Harry
Remember He is AWESOME
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Wolves are my favourite animal
Only Wolf ♥ can put this on their profile
Life of the wolf is hard but fun
Forever I ♥ Wolves
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R.O.F.L.S.H.T.E.T.I.G.U.I.F.D.A.T.H.M.H.O.A.T.A.M.M.H.T.T.M.T.T.H.A.B.I.L.=Rolling On The Floor Laughing So Hard That Every Time I Got Up I Fell Down Again Then Hit My Head On A Table And My Mom Had To Take Me To The Hospital All Because I Laughed
OH! jingle bells, shotgun shells, santa claus is dead! rudolph took a '22 and shot him in the head! OH! barbie doll, barbie doll, tried to save his life. but GI Joe from mexico, Killed her with a Knife
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Dashing through the snow, On a pair of broken skis, Over the hills I go, Crashing into trees! The snow is turning red, I think I might be dead, I wake up in the hospital with stiches in my head, OH! 911, 911, please take me away! Oh what fun it is to ride in an ambulance all day, HEY! 911, 911 please take me away! Take me to the hospital before I pass away! HEY!
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I THROW MY SKITTLES IN THE AIR SOMETIMES
SAYIN' AYO, TASTE THE RAINBOW
I THROW MY SANDWICH IN THE AIR SOMETIMES
SAYIN' AYO, I WANTED MAYO
I THROW MY HOMEWORK IN THE AIR SOMETIMES
SAYIN' AYO, I'LL TAKE A ZERO
I THROW MY WAFFLE IN THE AIR SOMETIMES,
SAYIN' AYO, GUESS WHAT IT'S EGGO
I THROW MY SPANISH IN THE AIR SOMETIMES
SAYIN' AYO, NO COMPREHENDO
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~The test that confused Albert Einstein, The smartest man on Earth~
1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?
Stop and think about it and decide on your answer before you scroll down.
The correct answer is: Open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe, and close the door. This question tests whether you tend to do simple things in an overly complicated way.
2 How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator?
Did you say, Open the refrigerator, put in the elephant, and close the refrigerator?
Wrong Answer.
Correct Answer: Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, put in the elephant and close the door. This tests your ability to think through the repercussions of your previous actions.
3. The Lion King is hosting an animal conference. All the animals
attend .... Except one. Which animal does not attend?
Correct Answer : The Elephant. The elephant is in the refrigerator. Didn't you just put him in there? This tests your memory. Okay, even if you did not answer the first three questions correctly, you still have one more chance to show your true abilities.
4. There is a river you must cross but it is used by crocodiles, and you do not have a boat. How do you manage it?
Correct Answer: You jump into the river and swim across. Have you not been listening? All the crocodiles are attending the Animal Meeting. This tests whether you learn quickly from your mistakes.
According to Anderson Consulting Worldwide, around 90% of the
professionals they tested got all questions wrong, but many preschoolers got several correct answers. Anderson Consulting says this conclusively disproves the theory that most professionals have the brains of a four-year-old.
Now copy and paste this to frustrate your friends-- Especially all the Know-It-Alls!
Slow Dance:This poem was written by a terminally ill young girl in a New York Hospital. It was sent by a medical doctor – Make sure to read what is in the closing statement AFTER THE POEM.
Have you ever watched kids On a merry-go-round?
Or listened to the rain Slapping on the ground?
Ever followed a butterfly’s erratic flight?
Or gazed at the sun into the fading night?
You better slow down. Don’t dance so fast.
Time is short. The music won’t last.
Do you run through each day On the fly?
When you ask How are you? Do you hear the reply?
When the day is done Do you lie in your bed
With the next hundred chores Running through your head?
You’d better slow down. Don’t dance so fast.
Time is short. The music won’t last.
Ever told your child, We’ll do it tomorrow?
And in your haste, Not see his sorrow?
Ever lost touch, Let a good friendship die
Cause you never had time To call and say,"Hi"
You’d better slow down. Don’t dance so fast.
Time is short. The music won’t last.
When you run so fast to get somewhere
You miss half the fun of getting there.
When you worry and hurry through your day, It is like an unopened gift…. Thrown away.
Life is not a race. Do take it slower
Hear the music Before the song is over.
Dear All:
PLEASE pass this mail on to everyone you know – even to those you don’t know!
It is the request of a special girl who will soon leave this world due to cancer. This young girl has 6 months left to live, and as her dying wish, She wanted to send a letter telling everyone to live their life to the fullest, since she never will. She’ll never make it to prom, graduate from high school, or get married and have a family of her own.
By you sending this to as many people as possible, you can give her and her family a little hope, because with every name that this is sent to, The American Cancer Society will donate 3 cents per name to her treatment and recovery plan. One guy sent this to 500 people! So I know that we can at least send it to 5 or 6 — (just think, it could be you one day). It’s not even your money, just your time!
PLEASE PASS ON AS A LAST REQUEST
'A smile is a curve that sets everything straight'
95% of teens whould have a breakdown if myspace had a system failure and was completly destroyed post this on your profile if your part of that 5% that would frickin' laugh so much it wasn't funny anymore.
YOU: ok. Ill tell u a word & the 1st word that comes 2 ur mind-
ME: PIZZA!!!!
YOU: WAIT TILL I GIVE U THE WORD, & THEN SAY IT!
ME: k! sounds simpel.
YOU: k. lets begin! Bella
ME: U MEAN THE ZOMEB?
YOU: er... ok... lets just continue. Firestar
ME: FIRESTAR, SANDSTORM SITTING IN A TREE!!!!! K-I-S-S-I-N-G!!!!!!!!!
YOU: SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!!
ME: JACK SLAP!!!!!!!!
YOU: what????????
ME: exsactly
put this on profiel if ur as random as i am!!!!:) :)
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Stranger comes up to me and ofers me a peice of bread!
I say "No"
Stranger shoves bread in my arms!
Then I through the peice of bread at the stranger SO hard he went to the docter!!
Turns ou the "stranger" was my uncle and he had been selling bread at a market FREE! So he made sure I got some.....but heh heh ummmm...everyone makes mistakes? Heh heh?
Warning that was NOT a real story! :S
I will not do sports unless it involves dogs.
I will not eat unless a dog is beside me.
I will not sleep unless a dog sleeps with me.
I will not dream unless a dog is in my dream.
If I had a pet it would be a dog...
not a chauaua not a golden retreiver not a lab...
My dog!
Random crap wif mai OCs. XD
Platinum: TASTE THE RAINBOW. *throws Skittles at Alina*
Alina: ಠ_ಠ
Platinum: WOOT!
Tralala: *runs around screaming* I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING I SWEAR!!!!!!
Solar: -_-'
Platinum: .3.
*rainbow unicorn starts flying around*
Unicorn: WAAAAAAAFLEZ.
Platinum: *dies from the awesomeness*
Alina: ._.
Anya: o3o I came.
Sirius: *rapeface* c:|
Anya: o_e'
Alina: Lolwut. xD
Me: I AM...THE BACON BENDAR... 8D
Platinum: WHEEEEEEE I CAN FLY~! *rides around on a cloud* >U<
Anya: IF YOUR TEH BACON BENDAR, I HATE WAFFLES.
Lena: ARNOLD SCHWARTZINAGGER HAS A FUNNEH NAME. *eats tacos* >:T
Durdedurhurhur.
Me: Platinum, why are you so weird?
Platinum: BECAUSE I WAS BORN THAT WAY, GOSH.
Me: Neo, why are you so emo?
Neo: ... ._.
Me: Light, why...urgh...I forgot...
Light: Go away.
Me: Solar, why are you a Platinum fanboy?!
Solar: o_o Um.....
Me: Riki, why are you the hardest of meh OCs to draw?
Riki: Because, YOU SUCK.
Me: ...Oh yeah nao I remember~! Okay, Light, why just not kill Chain and have Troy fer yourself? owo
Light: Because then...WAIT WHY AM I HERE AGAIN...?
Me: To myself, why did I delete meh charrie's bios?
Sarah: No one cares. TT_TT
Me: To Mika, how many people have you injured in your demon form?
Mika: Well, I hurt both of my parents...And Chrono...But now he warns everyone whom I meet to stay away when I'm in my demon form.
Me: Onyx, why are you so unawesome? ^3^
Onyx: ...
Me: PYRO, WHY DO YOU SUCK.
Pyro: I wanna kill you...Meh pills have worn off... l3
Random questionnaire I found on someone's profile
1. What is your fave band?
me: ...Just one? But I can't pick JUST ONE.
2. What kind of food do you eat?
me: I haven't really thought about it
3. What are you thinking of right now?
me: Ya know.... stuff....
4. If you could date anyone who would it be?
me: DANIEL RADCLIFFE ♥
5. Do you usually where a shirt?
me: WHAT THE FLIP! Yes!
6. Will you touch a worm?
me: yeaaaaaaaaaaaggggggggghhhhhhhhhh
7. Do you like the "New age of music"?
me: whut?
8. Do you think blondes are dumb?
me: ur durgh
9. What fashion is "in" for you?
me: I'm not into fashion
10. What do you think of this questionnaire?
me: Eh.
11. What's your fave holiday?
me: HANUKKAH
12. Who's your best computer friend?
me: I CAN'T PICK JUST ONE!
13. If you were dating, who would be your bf/gf?
me: Read the answer to #4
14. What's your fave candy?
me: Anything with CHOCOLATE!
15. If you could live anywhere where would you live?
me: I like where I'm living now
16. If you could have any mythical creature as a pet what would it be?
me: Dragon ♥
17. Cats or dogs?
me: I luffs both T-T
18. Do you think you're pretty?
me: ummm, sorta
19. Where is the first place you go to in the mall?
me: I don't go to the mall but If I went I would go to the video game section
20. Would you be okay if I asked any more questions?
me: Eh
1.) When did you started drawing in general?
To be honest, I don't remember. But I think it was in the second or third grade.
2.) Why did you joined Sketchfu?
My friend in real life told me to .
3.) What was the first drawing you saw in Sketchfu?
I can't remember...
4.) Who's your bestest friend in Sketchfu?
Uh, I have more than one best friend on Sketchfu
5.) Who's your bestest friend in Sketchfu, and you know them in real life?
none
6.) What's your best artwork?
Icewind!
They are in love.
He gives her chocalates.
She gives him a card.
He gives her a box.
She pulls out a ring.
He gives her a dress.
She gives him a hug.
He gives her a look.
She says "yes"
He goes home.
She goes home.
He tells his mom.
She tells her dad.
His mom cries and hugs him.
her dad gives her a look.
She is sad.
Her dad says "no".
Repost this to convinse her dad.
Times up im too awesome!
hello im Tlk092!
everybody im awesome FINAL LINE!
loves warrior cats and wolves
i have a warrior and wolf addict
online now
now...
kewl
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nothing
giggles! Srry that was random! X3
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████████ 80% No sugarcoats.
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████████████ 150% Forgetful.
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Now lets see if your smart or not, if you are you will do this test if your not you won't. And you know what just to be a little cheeky I'm NOT gonna post the answers. This is so funny...
If A+B=C and C=45 what is the answer to A+B+C+1000-20+10=............1075/1080
The pink house is pink, The blue house is blue, What colour is green house.....See thru
Theres a dead frog in the middle of a 4 metres by 3 metres pond, how many jumps does it do to get to the edge.......None, its dead!
There is a short boy and he lives in a 25 storey building on the top floor, one day he goes to school and when he comes back he gets in the lift and goes to floor 20 he then runs the rest of the floors. WHY? .........The boy can't reach the button 20
A plane crashes exactly in the middle of france and england. Where do you bury the survivors? .......Nowhere, they are alive!
Two men play five complete games of checkers. Each man wins the same number of games. There are no ties. HOW? ........they were NOT playing against eachother!
A farmer has seventeen sheep. All but nine of them die. How many sheep does he have left? ........9
There is a boat full of people yet there isn't a single person on board. How is that possible? .........they are married!
The red house is on one side and the blue is on the other, where is the white house? .......Washington DC
You walk into a room with a match. In the room there is a stove, a heater and a candle. What do you light first? .......the match
A man was speeding and ran through a stop sign. Two police officers saw him and just sat there. Why? .......He wasn't in a car/bus
Is it illegal to marry your widow's sister?.No and why?.......becase ur already dead!
Two trains are on the same railroad track; one is headed east the other west, they both leave the station at 1:00. and are travelling at the same speed. Yet they didn't crash into each other. How can this be? .......One goes at 1:00AM and other one goes at 1:00PM
A murderer is condemned to death. He has to choose among three rooms. The first is full of raging fires, the second is full of assassins with loaded guns, and the third is full of lions that haven't eaten in 3 years. Which room is safest for him? ......Lions cos they are probaly dead!
In a bungalow the walls are red, the door is red, the carpet is red, the sofa is red, everything is red, What colour are the stairs?
Oops I put the answers well at least you know now!!! Now quick test it on ur friends if they get it tell them they are smart if they don't so what!
Now another one! Do this one if your are REALLY REALLY SMARt
a) There are 99 people on a boat, the boat turned over how many are left?
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(b) A bird hunter went out into the australian bush and found a tree full of kookaburras, he shot five bullets and killed half of the kookaburras, how many were left?
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(c) You are a traveller, there are two towns, truth town and false town, one person is guarding each town, all you know is that one guardalways tells lies and one always tells the truth, if you had one shot at saying something to either of the guards to get in what would you say? (they both look identical)
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(d) The FBI finds a dead man in the middle of a cornfield with a package lying next to him, there are no signs of footprints whatsoever, what is the package? and how did he die?
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These are a little bit more difficult, the _ _ _ mean the rest of the word, which you have to work out, Have Fun!
(a2) 7 d_ _ _ in a week
(b2) 12 m_ _ _ in a year
(c2) 52 w_ _ _ in a year
(d2) 52 c_ _ _ in a p_ _ _
(e2) 7 w_ _ _ _ of the w _ _ _
(f2) 5 t_ _ _ on a f_ _ _
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Oh and one more thing...
EVERYONES HEADS ARE MADE OF PLASTIC AND CHEESE!
send this to everyone and anyone you know, if they take it personally say it was just a joke!
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that awkward moment when
Eminem is actually afraid.
Justin Bieber says never.
Pink doesn't raise her glass.
Ke$ha isn't really who they are.
Bruno Mars drops the grenade.
& Rihanna remembers her name.
The prophecys~
'Warriors' the first series~
Like fire you will blaze through the forest.
'The New Prophecy'~
Darkness, Air, Water, and Sky will come together... And shake the forest to its roots.
'The Power of Three' prophecy~
There will be three,
Kin of your kin....
Who hold the
Power of the stars
In their paws.
'Omen of stars' prophecy~
After the sharp-eyed Jay and the roaring Lion, peace will come on Dove's gentle wing.
Its random time! *caramell dasen music starts* *caramell dasen*
Bewere of the evil bunny D:
I am random deal with it :3
school...you know what i think about school? BLOW IT UP!
Q:What do you use to draw on Sketchfu?
A: the stuff on SketchFu? o.o I has no tablet. only skillz. >;D
Q:Do you like Anime?
A: NO DUUH! (yes) :]
Q:What makes a good art and artist?
A: Trying your very best and pushing the limits to make it looks great! I guess. :]
Q:Who do you admire?
A: >///< uhh.... n-none of your business.
Q:Are you a gamer?
A: HELLZ YEAH! girl gamer FTW
Q:What is your motto?
A: When lif gives you skittles throw them at random people and scream “TASTE THE FREAKING RAINBOW!!!!!!!”
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*~Very~*
*~Important~*
*~Person~*
put this on your profile
if your important XD
Hey, i made up some mini-catch phrases for each type of Pokemon!
Electricity is shocking!
Fire is burning!
Normal is plain!
Dragon is roaring!
Poison is dangerous!
Flying is cunning!
Fight is Tough!
Ice is freezing!
Grass is edging!
Water is drenching!
Psychic is complex!
Ground is intriguing!
Rock is stubborn!
Ghost is scaring!
Bug is dodging!
Steel is hard!
Dark is blinding!
All Pokemon people, be friends with me!
I wanna be, the very best, that no one ever was... To catch them is my real test, to train them is my cause.... I will travel across the land, searching far and wide... each pokemon to understand, the power thats inside! POKEMON! Gotta catch em! Its you an me... I know its my destiny! POKEMON! Oh.........Your my best friend. In a world we must defend... POKEMON! Gotta catch em! My hearts so true! Our courage will pull us through. You teach me and i'll teach you! POKEMON!!! Gotta catch em all! Gotta catch em all!!! POKEMON!
You say Pink I say Gold
You say Handbag I say Wand
You say Shopping I say Quidditch
You say ‘Oh My Gawsh’ I say ‘Expecto Patronum!’
You say Makeup I say Potion
You say Haters I say ‘Bloody Git’
Put this on your profile if you love Harry Potter and hate Girly- Girls> I MADE DIS MESELF XD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hello
Bonjour
Saluto
Hallo
Cumprimento
¡hola!
هتاف للترحيب
Ahoj
hilsen
χαιρετώ
הלו
विवाद
Helló
سلا
Powitanie
Buna ziua
межд.
hallå!
merhaba
สวัสดี
Привіт
سلا
You're a 90's kid if
You can finish this " Ice, Ice_"
You remember watching Doug, Ren & Stimpy, Pinky and the Brain, Bobby's World, Felix the cat, and AAAAAAAH Real Monsters!
You've ever ended a sentence with the word "PSYCHE!"
You just cant resist finishing this "IIIIIIn west Philadelphia born and raised . . ."
You remember TGIF, Step by Step, Family Matters, Dinosaurs, and Boy Meets World
You remember when it was actually worth getting up early on a Saturday to watch cartoons
You got super excited when it was Oregon Trail day in computer class at school.
You remember reading "Goosebumps"
You took plastic cartoon lunch boxes to school.
You still get the urge to say "NOT" after (almost) every sentence . . . not
If you remember seeing hot tub bubbles make bubbly sounds before every music video on VH1.
Everything was settled by rock paper scissors..or bubble gum bubble gum in a dish...eeny meeny miney mo...and even better daddy had a donkey inky binky bonky
You used to listen to the radio all day long just to record your FAVORITE song of ALL time
"Where in the World is Carmen San Diego?" was both a game and a TV game show
Captain Planet. He's a Hero.
You knew that Kimberly, the pink ranger, and Tommy, the green ranger, were meant to be together
You remember when Super Nintendos and Sega Genisis became popular
You always wanted to send in a tape to America's Funniest Home Videos . . . but never taped anything funny
You remember watching Home Alone 1, 2 , and 3 . . . and tried to pull the pranks on "intruders"
You remember watching The Magic School Bus, Wishbone, and Reading Rainbow on PBS
You remember when Yo-Yos were cool.
You remember those Where's Waldo books
You remember eating Warheads.
You remember watching the 1st Batman, Aladdin, Ninja Turtles, and 3 Ninjas movies
You remember Ring Pops
You remember drinking Surge, and Tang.
If you remember when every thing was "da BOMB!"
When they made the new Lunchables so that you could make pizza AND tacos
You remember boom boxes vs. cd players
Making those little paper cootie-catcher things, and then predicting your life with them
You played and/or collected "Pogs"
You had at least one Tamagotchi, GigaPet, or Nano and brought it everywhere
. . . Furbies
You haven't always had a computer, and it was cool to have the internet
And Windows 95 was the best.
You watched the original cartoons of Rugrats, Power Rangers, and Ninja Turtles
Michael Jordan was a king.
All your school supplies were "Lisa Frank" brand
You remember when the new Beanie Babies and Talking Elmo were always sold out
You collected those Beanie Babies
Carebears
Lambchop's song never ended.
The old dollar bills
Silver dollars, which were cool to have
You remember a time before the WB.
You collected all the Troll dolls
If you even know what an original walkman is.
You've gotten creeped out by "Are You Afraid of the Dark?"
You know the Macarena by heart
"Talk to the hand" . . . nough said
You always said, "Then why don't you marry it?!"
You remember trying to collect all 150 original pokemon cards but never could and if you did you thought you were all that!
You remember Highlight's magazine
You went to McDonald's to play in the playplace
You remember playing on merry go rounds at the playground
Before the MySpace frenzy . . .
Before the Internet & text messaging . . .
Before Sidekicks & iPods . . .
Before PlayStation2 or X-BOX . . .
Before Spongebob . . .
Back when you put off the 5 hours of homework you had every night
When light up sneakers were cool
When you rented VHS tapes, not DVDs
When gas was 0.95 a gallon and caller ID was The new thing
When we recorded stuff on VCRs
When gameboy was a brick
You did MASH to figure out your future
Way back.
Before we realized all this would eventually disappear.
Who would have thought you'd miss the 90's so much!!
Post this in your profile if you remember these days . . . .
or if you smiled at one of these things.
We Have all:
1. Faked that we were asleep when our parents walked in the room.
2. Made A cookie out of playdoh
3. tried to get our friends to spell ICUP.
4. Pretended that our hands were people talking.
Call me a slut, call me a whore, if u dont like me there's the door. call me anorexic, call me fat, i can put it on or i can lose that. call me annoying, call me dumb, excuse me miss I'm having fun. call me a flirt, call me a fake, that's just me so give me a break. call me weird, call me a geek, call me what you want, I'M JUST UNIQUE
Quiz: The answers are at the bottom.
This was originaly a spam but I made it so its not.... (Dragonlady)
1. Which is your favorite color out of: red, black, blue, green, or yellow? red
2. Your first initial? D
3. Your month of birth? June
4. Which color do you like more, black or white? White
5. Name of a person of the same sex as yours.
Jazmine
6. Your favorite number? 13
7. Do you like Flying or Driving more? Flying
8. Do you like a lake or the ocean more? lake
When you're done, scroll down. (Don't cheat!)
Answers:
1. If you choose:
Red - You are alert and your life is full of love.
Black - You are conservative and aggressive.
Green - Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.
Blue - You are spontaneous and love, kissed and affection from the one you love.
Yellow - You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are down.
2. if your initial is:
A-K You have a lot of love and friendships in your life.
L-R You try to enjoy your life to the maximum & your love life is soon to blossom.
S-Z You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.
3. If you were born in:
Jan-Mar: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you fall in love with someone totally unexpected.
April-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but the memories will last forever.
July-Sep: You will have a great year and will experience a major life-changing experience for the good.
Oct-Dec: Your love life will not be great, but eventually you will find your soul mate.
4. If you chose:
Black: Your life will take on a different direction, it will seem hard at the time but will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change.
White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do anything for you, but you may not realize it.
5.This person is your best friend.
6. This is how many close friends you have in your lifetime.
7. If you chose:
Flying: You like adventure.
Driving: You are a laid back person.
8. If you chose:
Lake: You are loyal to your friends and your lover and are very reserved.
Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people.
wakeing up and saying "oh crap i have to go to school" and then remembering it's saturday morning. (or a ped day/holiday)
We are teenage girls.
When we go home...
Our straightened hair goes up into messy buns.
Our makeup has faded or smudged so we take it off.
The fake smile vanishes into how we really feel.
Our brand new shirt changes into our favorite old sweater.
Our skinny jeans are traded for sweat pants or pajamas.
And our Uggs are taken off to reveal our fuzzy socks.
When we go home...
You wouldn't recognize us.
Faces LOL boredom! :) :( ): (: XD DX o_o *_* :P T_T :3 =D X3 ^__^ =) :C C: o3o ^-^ XP :/ O.O >:D >:U :U :O ^o^
--If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile.
They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people.
I agree with the dictionary. Girls before guys, partying before studying, and friends before love.
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COOL NERDY THINGS (NERD AS IN ME LOL)
Pluto was no longer declared a planet on August 27 of 2006 just because it was "Too small" and "Off it's orbit" for a couple scientists’ likings. If you still think Pluto should be a planet then copy and paste this to your profile. LONG LIVE PLUTO!
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FACTS ABOUT ME-
1.IF YOU BE SNOTTY I BE SNOTTY BACK
2.RANDOM IS MY FAVORITE THING TO BE
3.NEVER SAY NEVER INFRONT OF ME >:T
4I LIKE MY NICKNAMES!!!!!
5.NEVER EAT WAFFLES INFRONT OF ME I CRY :'(
6.I EAT STICKS (O-O'' JK)
7.LALA LOOPSY SUCKS!
If several inanimate objects hate you copy and paste this into your profile.
If you ever threatened a computer or video game console, copy and paste this in your profile.
FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you.
BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"
FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you.
BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."
FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall.
BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?"
FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince.
BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you.
FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying.
BEST FRIENDS: Will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!"
FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda.
BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you.
FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month.
BEST FRIENDS: Will throw you a tampon and push you in.
FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain.
BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and says, "Run - beep - run!"
FRIENDS: Will help you move.
BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies.
FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"
FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.
FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!
FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN!" we messed up!
FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Won’t tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when you’re not down anymore.
FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.
FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."
FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...
FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you
FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."
FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.
FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies)
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.
FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.
BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Girl drink the rest of that! You know we don't waste!"
Life is short,
Break the rules,
Forgive quickly,
Kiss slowly,
Love truly,
Laugh uncontrollably,
And never regret anything
that made you smile.
lol my new fave song
a is amber who drowned in a pool
b is for billy who was eaten by ghouls
c is for curt with disease of the brain
d is for daniel derailed on a train
e is for eric who was buried alive
f is for frank who was stabbed through the eye
g is for greg who died in the womb
h is for heather who was sealed in a tomb
one by one we bite the dust
we kick the bucket and begin to rust
give up the torch when the number's up
we all fall down
ashes to ashes bones to paste
you'll wither away in your resting place
eternity in a wooden case we all fall down
i is for iaasac who lost his front brakes
j is for johnny who was bitten by snakes
k is for kimmy who was shot in the head
l is for larry who bled and bled
m is for marie who was burnt to a crisp
n is for nick pummelled by fists
o is for olive who lived life too fast
p is for pat who swallowed some glass
one by one we bite the dust
we kick the bucket and begin to rust
give up the torch when the number's up
we all fall down
ashes to ashes bones to paste
you'll wither away in your resting place
eternity in a wooden case we all fall down
q is for quentin who turned the wrong trail
r is for rayna who rotted in jail
s is for steve who was shot with a bow
t is for tony who froze in the snow
u is for urich who was trampled by hooves
v is for vanessa who fell off her roof
w is for will who was hit by a car
x is for xavier who was sunk in the tar
y is for yessy who fell from a plane
z is for zach who simply went insane
I'm Sorry...
For all the mean things I might have said.
I'm Sorry... For all the things I did or didn't do.
I'm Sorry... If I ever ignored you.
I'm Sorry... If I ever made you feel bad or put you down.
I'm Sorry... If I ever thought I was bigger or better than you.
I am Sorry... For everything wrong I've ever done.
I Luv You ( not mushy gushy)... I'll always be here for you.
I'm writing this because what if tomorrow never comes?
What if you never get to say good-bye or give a BIG hug
to the people you care about?
What if you never get to say I'm sorry or I
love you?
* Because what if tomorrow never comes?
I LUV YOU!
FRIENDS ALWAYS!!!
SEND THIS TO ALL THE PEOPLE YOU LUV!!!!!
Including Me!
I luv you!
warrior cat quotes:
"You idiot!" she spat, flattening her ears. "What are you doing in my territory?"
"Drowning?" replied Graystripe.
The silver tabby flicked her ears, and Fireheart saw a glimmer of amusement in her eyes. "Can't you drown yourself in your own territory?"
Graystripe's whiskers twitched. "Ah, but who would rescue me there?" he rasped.
"I hope he has them chasing blue squirrels all day!" Graystripe hissed to Fireheart as they headed toward the corner where a few pieces of fresh-kill remained from last night. "But there aren't any blue squirrels," Fireheart mewed in confusion.
"Precisely!" Graystripe's amber eyes gleamed.
"Haven't you noticed?"
"Noticed what?"
Cinderpelt opened her eyes and lifted her head. "Fireheart, every cat in the Clan can see the Sandstorm is very, very fond of you!"
Fireheart watched as Cloudtail turned her away from the terrible sight and covered the injured side of her face with slow, gentle licks. "You're still beautiful to me" he told her. "You always will be"
"I'm not frightened of joining StarClan." Crowpaw spat back. "The forest is dying anyway. At least in StarClan, Feathertail will be waiting for me!"
GRAND KIDS
1. She was in the bathroom, putting on her makeup, under the watchful eyes of her young granddaughter, as she'd done many times before. After she applied her lipstick and started to leave, the little one said, "But Gramma, you forgot to kiss the toilet paper good-bye!" I will probably never put lipstick on again without thinking about kissing the toilet paper good-bye..
( 2) My young grandson called the other day to wish me Happy Birthday. He asked me how old I was, and I told him, 62. My grandson was quiet for a moment, and then he asked, "Did you start at 1?"
(3). After putting her grandchildren to bed, a grandmother changed into old slacks and a droopy blouse and proceeded to wash her hair.. As she heard the children getting more and more rambunctious, her patience grew thin. Finally, she threw a towel around her head and stormed into their room, putting them back to bed with stern warnings. As she left the room, she heard the three-year-old say with a trembling voice,” Who was THAT?"
(4). A grandmother was telling her little granddaughter what her own childhood was like: "We used to skate outside on a pond. I had a swing made from a tire, it hung from a tree in our front yard. We rode our pony. We picked wild raspberries in the woods." The little girl was wide-eyed, taking this all in. At last she said, "I sure wish I'd gotten to know you sooner!"
(5). My grandson was visiting one day when he asked, "Grandma, do you know how you and God are alike?" I mentally polished my halo and I said, "No, how are we alike?''.... .. "You're both old," he replied.
(6). A little girl was diligently pounding away on her grandfather' s word processor. She told him she was writing a story.. "What's it about?" he asked. "I don't know," she replied. "I can't read."
( 7).. I didn't know if my granddaughter had learned her colours yet, so I decided to test her. I would point out something and ask what colour it was. She would tell me and was always correct. It was fun for me, so I continued. At last, she headed for the door, saying, "Grandma, I think you should try to figure out some of these yourself!"
(8). When my grandson Billy and I entered our vacation cabin, we kept the lights off until we were inside to keep from attracting pesky insects. Still, a few fireflies followed us in. Noticing them before I did, Billy whispered, "It's no use Grandpa. Now the mosquitoes are coming after us with flashlights. "
(9). When my grandson asked me how old I was, I teasingly replied, "I'm not sure..." "Look in your underwear, Grandpa," he advised, "mine says I'm 4 to 6."
(10). A second grader came home from school and said to her grandmother, "Grandma, guess what? We learned how to make babies today." The grandmother, more than a little surprised, tried to keep her cool.. "That's interesting, " she said, "how do you make babies?" "It's simple," replied the girl. "You just change 'y' to 'i' and add 'es'."
( 11). Children's Logic: "Give me a sentence about a public servant," said a teacher. The small boy wrote: "The fireman came down the ladder pregnant." The teacher took the lad aside to correct him. "Don't you know what pregnant means?" she asked. "Sure," said the young boy confidently. "It means carrying a child."
( 12). A grandfather was delivering his grandchildren to their home one day when a fire truck zoomed past. Sitting in the front seat of the fire truck was a Dalmatian dog. The children started discussing the dog's duties. "They use him to keep crowds back," said one child. "No," said another. "He's just for good luck." A third child brought the argument to a close. “They use the dogs," she said firmly, "to find the fire hydrants."
( 13).. A 6-year-old was asked where his grandma lived. "Oh," he said, "she lives at the airport, and when we want her, we just go get her. Then, when we're done having her visit, we take her back to the airport."
( 14). Grandpa is the smartest man on earth! He teaches me good good things, but I don't get to see him enough to get as smart as him!
( 15). My Grandparents are funny, when they bend over you hear gas leaks, and they blame their dog
When life gives you lemons, throw them back and yell, "What kind of demented apple is this!?"
-Unless life also gives you sugar and water, your lemonade is gonna stink!
-When life gives you lemons, make lemonade and then grab life demanding pie and cupcakes too!
-When life gives you lemons, build a lemonade stand and use the profits of your business to buy a machine gun. Let's see if life makes the same mistake twice.
-Life gave you lemons? Life didn't give me anything!
-When life gives you lemons, ask for a refund!!!
-When life gives you lemons, trade them for a fruit that actually tastes good
-WHEN LIFE GIVES YOU LEMONS, MAKE GRAPE JUICE JUST TO CONFUSE EVERYONE!
happy emo poem
when im sad i cut meself......a peice of cake!!
when im depressed i hang meself......flowers!!
when i miss someone i pm them!!
put this on ur page if your a happy emo!!
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████ 30% Pokemon Fan o3o
█████ 40% CHIKA BOOM CHIKA wut
██████ 50% HULA HULA HULA HOOP
███████ 60% CHEESE
████████ 70% Katamerang!
█████████ 80% ZebraFan!!!
██████████ 90% Caffine Pills
████████████ 100% Spazz
███████████████ 110% Chiken?
█████████████████ 120% Most likely in a strait jacket
████████████████████ 130% PURE animal FAN
things to do during the last day of school
1. greet everyone in the morning saying "hello juvi breaker! wonderful day huh?"
2. look around and just stay quiet, when somebody asks what r u doing say "im watching my friend flip the fly fly around!"
3. poke who ever is near you, keep doing it till they get annoyed with you or yell
4. take pictures and make sure you can make the photos look blurry or bad and do it 3 times and say "one more!"
5. when somebody is near you that you dont really like do this!
me: "knock knock!"
friend: "whos there?"
me: "I KILL U!"
friend: "i kill who?"
me: "me!!! i kill u!!!!!" XDDDD
6. just before the bell rings pretend to be a spaz and have a spaz attack and yell "IM FLIPPING OUT LIKE A NINJA!!!"
7. sing the happy song
8. say random stuff like "MEH LIKE PIE!" when they ask u if ur happy.
9. scare somebody
I PLAY THE PIANO!!!!!!!! xp xp!!!!!!!
"A Name
Is Only Letters
So If Someone's
Character
Has the Same Name
Of Your Character
IT DOESN'T FRIKIN MATTER.D:<"
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alice of human sacrfice english lyrics:
The first Alice was brave
She entered Wonderland with sword in hand
She cut down countless creatures,
She left a bright red path in her wake.
That Alice is in the forest,
imprisined for sin.
Aside from the path she made in the forest, there is no sign that she existed.
The second Alice was calm
He sang a song in Wonderland.
Spreading out countless notes
He created a mad world.
That Alice was a rose,
Shot down by a madman.
He makes one bright red flower bloom,
Admired by all, he withers.
The third Alice was a young girl,
A beautiful figure in Wonderland.
Deceiving countless people,
She created a strange country.
That Alice was the country's queen,
Possessed by a warped dream.
Fearing her decaying body,
She ruled from the summit of the country.
Following the small path through the forest,
Having tea beneath the roses
The invitation card from the palace was the Trump Card of Hearts.
The fourth Alice was twin children,
Entering Wonderland out of curiosity.
Passing through countless doors,
They had only just recently come.
A stubborn sister and an intelligent brother.
They came the closest to being the true Alice, but...
They won't wake from their dream.
They got lost in Wonderland.
I LOVE warriors.
my fav cat couples:
firestar X sandstorm
firestar X spottedleaf
bluestar X oakheart
brambleclaw X squirrelflight
crowfeather X feathertail
crwofeather X leafpool
Lionblaze X cinderheart
Lionblaze X heathertail
Jayfeather X cinderheart
jayfeather X briarlight
Dovepaw X Tigerheart
jpanese word for vampire: Kyuuketsuki
japanese word fore werewolf: Ookami ningen
japanese word for sacred fire: Seika
Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway
~It takes true skill to trip on flat surfaces
~it takes true skill to walk into open doors.
~Be a fruit loop in a world of cherrios
~Friends are like potatoes: If you eat them, they die
~They say you never know what you've got until it's gone. Then why don't you use a dictionary instead of losing something?
Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils
What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere?
'Hold my purse.'
What you call dog with no legs?
Don't matter what you call him, he ain't gonna come.
Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance?
Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling.?
Constantly choosing the lesser of two evils is still choosing evil.
If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places.-_-
The greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do
When I was kidnapped, my parents snapped into action. They rented out my room.
A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.
Worst excuse for not turning in homework: I couldn't find anyone to copy it from.
Man invented language to satisfy his deep need to complain.
He who laughs last didn't get it.
Everyone has photographic memory; some just don't have the film.
There are three sides of an arguement -- your side, my side and the right side.
Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.
If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button.
The road to success is always under construction.
There is a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot.
Car service: If it ain't broke, we'll break it.
Ideas don't stay in some minds very long because they don't like solitary confinement.
Whatever it is -- I didn't do it!
You know the speed of light; so what is the speed of dark?
“I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.”
“Dogs have Owners, Cats have Staff.”
“There is a theory which states that if ever for any reason anyone discovers what exactly the Universe is for and why it is here it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable. There is another that states that this has already happened.”
“You know, somebody actually complimented me on my driving today. They left a little note on the windscreen, it said 'Parking Fine.'”
“When choosing between two evils, I always like to try the one I've never tried before.”
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If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile.
I called Justin Bieber gay, so he hit me with his purse
Bing stands for "Because It's Not Google"
quote: Any one can draw, but the time of work pulls through
you say im not like everybody, but im not everybody, im everbody else.
=They're laughing at us because we're idiots,
but we're laughing at them because they just figured that out.
You say Cops,
I say Agents.
You say Weapons,
I say Missoles.
You say ID,
I say Badge.
You say Scientist,
I say Forensics Expert.
You say Employer,
I say Co-worker.
You say Boss,
I say Director.
You say CSI,
I say NCIS.
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suicide is a way of telling God
"YOU CANT FIRE
ME I QUIT"
but i will never do it! =)
:) I've been having a good day. Wait untill someone messes it up...:)
"Flying is just learning to throw yoursef at the ground and miss."
"You laugh because I'm different, I laugh because you're all the same." - Unknown
QUESTIONS THAT HAUNT ME!
These are great ones....some of them you have probably heard.
enjoy!!!
Can you cry under water?
How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?
Why do you have to 'put your two cents in'... But it's only a 'penny for your thoughts'? Where's that extra penny going to?
Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity?
Why does a round pizza come in a square box?
What disease did cured ham actually have?
How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?
Why is it that people say they 'slept like a baby' when babies wake up like every two hours?
If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?
Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV?
Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?
Why do doctors leave the room while you change?
They're going to see you naked anyway...
Why is 'bra' singular and 'panties' plural?
Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?
If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a stupid song about him?
If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a boat?
Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours?
They're both dogs!
If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that ACME crap, why didn't he just buy dinner?
If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from?
If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?
Why did you just try singing the two songs above?
Why do they call it an asteroid when it's outside the hemisphere, but call it a hemorrhoid when it's in your butt?
Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him for a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?
Why, Why, Why
Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are getting dead?
Why do banks charge a fee on 'insufficient funds' when they know there is not enough money?
Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?
Why do they use sterilized needles for death by lethal injection?
Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?
Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a revolver at him?
Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
Whose idea was it to put an 'S' in the word 'lisp'?
If people evolved from apes,
Why are there still apes?
Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white?
Is there ever a day that mattresses
Are not on sale?
Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized?
Why do people keep running over a string a dozen times with their vacuum cleaner, then reach down, pick it up, examine it, then put it down to give the vacuum one more chance?
Why is it that no plastic bag will open from the end on your first try?
How do those dead bugs get into those enclosed light fixtures?
When we are in the supermarket and someone rams our ankle with a shopping cart then apologizes for doing so, why do we say, 'It's all right?' Well, it isn't all right, so why don't we say, 'That really hurt, why don't you watch where you're going?'
Why is it that whenever you attempt to catch something that's falling off the table you always manage to knock something else over?
In winter why do we try to keep the house as warm as it was in summer when we complained about the heat?
How come you never hear father-in-law jokes?
And my FAVORITE........
The statistics on sanity is that one out of every four persons are suffering from some sort of mental illness. Think of your three best friend s -- if they're okay, then it's you.
Do you ever wonder why you gave me your e-mail address in the first place?
~~~Now send this on to your friends and make them smile too!~~~
****A day without a smile is like a day without sunshine!****
the forbbiden has awaken once again!!!!! close your doors and keep childern in. their coming and there is nothing u can do about it!!!! MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
AHHHHHHHHHHHH CAREBEARS IT BURNS!!!!!!! put this and the pic on your profile if you think carebears should of never of been invented.
TRUE ARTISTS
True artists try their best at drawing, even if they don't receive much appreciation.
True artists don't complain about their work, no matter how bad it is.҉
True artists don't brag about how good their art is.
True artists always encourage others to continue drawing what they love to do.
True artists never put anyone down.
True artists never copy / steals someone's work, without people's permission.
True artists draw with their own style, not stealing anyone Else's style.
True artists=Talented Artists
PUT THIS ON YOUR PROFILE IF YOU'RE A TRUE ARTIST AND YOU AGREE TO ALL OF THESE RULES OF A TRUE ARTIST.
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omg firestar dosnt like WAFFLEZ!!!!! OMG WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIEEEEEEE! *eye twitches* oh mi gawd! firestar ate all the cookies!!!!!!! the horror the horrorrrrrrrr!!!!!!!!!! *SCREAMS* OH NO I SPILLED MY MILK IVE KILLED US ALL!!!!!!!!!!!! disapears into thin air* heh heh.......i has gotz awesomz ninjaz abilitiez!!!! *pops bak up on celing* oh cra- *falls on floor cutting hand* ahhhhhhhhhh im bleeeeeeeeeeeding !!!!!!! im gonn dieeeeeee! *eats a pack of sugar* thats better *eye twitches and i explode bouncing off walls and singing do u like wafflez* yaaaaaaaaaaay! iz having a sugar rush!!!!!!! *sugar wears off and i fall on the floor*
*snore* *snore* * snore* shhhhhhhhhh iz sleeping DONT WAKE MESAZ UP OR YOU WILL PERISH INTO THE UNKNOWN! *mist apears and i vanish into it laughing evily* until next time humans until next time...
333 ways to get kicked out of Wal-Mart >8D~
1. Take someone's shopping cart and switch the items with stuff from the person next to them's cart
2. Walk up to complete strangers and say, "Hi! I haven't seen you in so long!..." etc. See if they play along to avoid embarrassment
3. Smash the person in front of you on the head with a ham
4. Go up to some old geezer & say "Grandpa!!! You're ALIVE!!! It's a MIRACLE!!! etc."
5. Take something from someone else's cart, when they say "hey, that's mine! " call the security and say that the other ... person was trying to take your _____
6. Move "Caution: Wet Floor" signs to carpeted areas.
7. Hide in the center of the clothes circle where people find shirts, and jump out and yell "AIHAIHAIHAIHAIHAIHAIHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!"
8. Go into the dressing room, wait a few minutes, then yell "THERES NO TOILET PAPER IN HERE!!"
9. Get a batman costume, put it on, and run around the store screaming at the top of your lungs, "COME ROBIN! TO THE BATMOBILE!"
10. Hide between clothing and then jump out and yell "PICK ME"
11. When someone asks if you need help, begin to cry and ask, "Why won't you people just leave me alone?"
12. Take up an entire aisle in Toys by setting up a full scale battlefield with G.I. Joes vs. the X-Men
13. Hide in a clothes circle. When someone with a shopping cart goes by stick your hand out and steal something from them
14. Grab a guitar and start singing Wake Me Up When September Ends in a loud shrieking half screaming voice
15. Randomly place 24 bags of candy in peoples carts
16. Go to an empty checkout stand and try to check people out.
17. Go up to an employee and in a official tone say "code three in house ware" and see what happens
18. Follow people through the aisles, always staying about five feet away. Continue to do this until they leave the department
19. Challenge other customers to duels with tubes of gift wrap
20. Set up a concert of singing hamster dolls. Get your friends and turn them on all at the same time. Then act like a conductor
21. Make up nonsense products and ask newly hired employees if there are any in stock, i.e., "Do you have any Shnerples here?"
22. Open a pack of yugioh cards and challenge random people to a "d-d-d-d-d-d-duel!"
23. While walking around alone, pretend someone is with you and get into a very serious conversation
24. Tape a walkie-talkie to the back of a Barbie doll and say to random people, "I know where you live..."
25. Attempt to drown in a kiddy pool...
26. Drag a lounge chair on display over to the magazines and relax. If the store has a food court, buy a soft drink; explain that you don't get out much, and ask if they can put a little umbrella in it
27. Open up random packages in the toy aisle then walk off. If an employee asks what you're doing, just say "I changed my mind."
28. Run around Wal-Mart in a bathing suit singing the Surfin' USA theme song
29. Say things like, "Would you be as kind so to direct me to your Twinkies?"
30. If an employee comes within 30 ft scream "GET AWAY FROM ME!!!" Then run out of the store screaming
31. Walk up to an employee and ask questions like how come this store is called wal mart? Or what's up with your hair? Why do you people wear name tags can't you all remember your own names?
32. Test the fishing rods and see what you can "catch" from the other aisles
33. Glare menacingly at anyone who comes within 40 ft of you. Then hiss like a snake and act like you're going to bite them
34. Throw a fake rubber snake into some lady's face and watch her freak out
35. Squeeze their legs and either sing, "I like to move it, move it! Or say "You got chicken legs!"
36. Dart around suspiciously while humming the theme from "Mission: Impossible."
37. While no one's watching quickly switch the men's and woman's signs on the doors of the rest room
38. Bring your pet pit-bull into Wal-mart. Act casual. If someone is brave enough to walk up to you and tell you to get out, simply reply "He's going to help me pick out his favorite dog food"
39. TP as much of the store as possible
40. Whenever you hear a voice saying, clean up etc fall to the ground sobbing screaming the voices!! then get back up & act normal
41. Dress up in a trench coat & wear sunglasses. Walk up to someone browsing and say "The rooster is in the nest" Wait for a reply. After they finish talking, hand them a cap gun and whisper "use this wisely."
42. Go to the music aisle and start singing horrible karaoke
43. Walk along look at someone giggle at them & say to no one... I know I know... hehehe keep doing it until they give you a weird look & walk off
44. Set all the alarm clocks to go off at ten minute intervals throughout the day
45. Go in to the camping department and enter a tent then tell random customers that they can come in if they bring a pillow from the bedding department
46. Broadcast K-mart commercials over the intercom
47. Go up to the bagel section with cream cheese all over your face. Then start chanting, "We love bagels! We love bagels!"
48. Over the intercom say there is a big sale on all items in electronics department and first 10 people to the check outs gets one item free... & see what happens
49. Randomly start putting different size undergarments in peoples carts
50. Contaminate the entire auto department by sampling all the spray air fresheners
51. Run through the store and jump on random peoples carts singing I KNOW A SONG THAT GETS ON EVERYBODYS NERVES!!
52. Go up to random people and poke them. If they ask you what you're doing or tell you to stop, tell them that you're trying to find out what they ate for dinner last night
53. Do your American Idol audition in front of the security cameras
54. Get a marker & go over all the barcodes with a line then go purchase your items... the person who is serving you will have to enter all the barcodes in by hand
55. Go up to some of the customers while your carrying a paper bag and say "trick or treat!" and if they don't give you anything, do the sad puppy dog face
56. Hide under a big pile of clothes and throw random objects at people when they walk by
57. Get a stuffed animal and go to the front of the store and begin stroking it lovingly, saying "Good girl, good Bessie."
58. Walk up to a pizza place and ask for a Mcchicken
59. Go to the bathroom with a cantaloupe (hidden) Make grunting noises and drop the cantaloupe in the toilet. Then say "Phew, That's better"
60. Put blue paint on your hand and when you see someone put your hand on their shirt and point at them and say, "A clue a clue!"
61. Go to a clerk and tell them u lost your son and ask if they can call his name over the speaker! When they ask u his name make up a ridiculous name
62. Leave cryptic messages on the typewriters
63. While Humming the theme to Mission Impossible While wearing all black, knock over all of the cans
64. Take all the CD's put them in the wrong place and when an employee puts them all back yell at her and mess them up again
65. Go to the front of the store in a baby diaper and ask a macho guy to change you
66. Take a friend with you and a younger child and start arguing over who gets custody then have the child run away and out of the store and yell CILLY COME BACK!!!
67. Climb up a ladder & try doing a King Kong thing
68. Run through the make-up department and yell, "There's a dead body in aisle 3!!!"
69. Grab a can of whipped cream & find a bald guy Spray it on his head
70. Dress up in a fairy costume, and climb up a ladder and when people go by say "your wish is granted"
71. Dress up as a giant smiley face and whip price signs! Then yell "ROLLBACK!!!"
72. Walk up to someone act like you can read their mind & say... sir or madam... don't think that.
73. Walk towards a group of people and hit your head and say in a loud voice, "Shut up in there."
74. Put make up all over your face so it looks like a 2 year old did it and then say, "She's horrible at giving make-overs!" and point to a random woman.
75. Go up to random people and ask them if they will be your friends then link arms and start to sing the friends theme song
76. Ride those little electronic cars at the front of the store
77. Smear ketchup on yourself, lie on your back in the kids aisle, and pretend to be dead
78. Lay a 20 dollar bill on the ground and back away and when someone tries to pick it up run up to them and yell hands off my dollar!! Then go to a manager and tell him that they stole 20 dollars from you
79. Randomly throw things over into neighboring aisles
80. Try all of the sodas and put them back then say, "Yup, that stuff's not poisonous."
81. Play with the calculators so that they all spell "hello" upside down
82. Run up to random people and ask if they like green eggs and ham
83. Attempt to fit into very large gym bags, then attempt to fit others into very large gym bags
84. Bang on the pots and pans in the cooking aisle
85. Act as though you are being beaten and fall onto the ground screaming and having convulsions
86. Swing on the half price banners
87. Go up to a random person and tap on his/her shoulder. When the person looks at you, ask what and walk off like you're annoyed
88. Burp and say mmmm, tasty
89. Hold Barbie for ransom
90. Run around with a country music cd and sing Queen's "We Will Rock You"
91. throw random items over into the next aisle and see if you can score into someone's cart
92. Ride around in a Barbie jeep with Barbie in the front seat and act like you're talking to her by saying "Let's bust this joint!"
93. Wrap a hose around you and shout, "AAH! I'M BEING HELD HOSTAGE!"
94. Do your own radio show over the intercom
95. Go to the aisle with the Star Wars stuff and hold up a Luke Skywalker toy and say "Luke, I am your father" and make breathing noises in your darth vader mask
96. Glue pennies on the floor 'heads' side up
97. Knock over all the shelves and run around screaming 'EARTHQUAKE! EVERYON RUN!
98. find a pair of walkie talkies and have a conversation with your self when everyone is watching you
99. Go to the checkout and buy a bar of candy. Repeat, going to the same cash register, until the clerk notices
100. Grab heavy but not too heavy objects, and see who can throw them the most aisles over
101. Buy expensive stuff, go home and use white-out and a pen to change the price to something much lower, and the total much higher, then return and demand a refund
102. get a cardboard box, go in the store and pop out of the box and give out candy to passerby
103. Find the fish section and when someone walks by begin to pet the fish tank and say, "I know how you feel..."
104. Spill water on the floor, and run around claiming that the store is flooded
105. As the cashier runs your purchase over the scanner say "BEEP" in a loud voice. Repeat this for every item, and for other customers items
106. Scream really loudly and when someone tells you to be quiet scream, "I will not be silenced!!!!"
107. Hold a bag of frozen veggies over your head and yell "Fear me and my evil army of frozen carrots!!"
108. Hug someone randomly and say, "I love u mommy!"
109. Go in the undergarments section and ask random people if they think this will fit
110. Tie a plushie to one end of a string your ankle to the other end, and run around screaming "HELP! IT'S AFTER ME!"
111. Start yelling at the stuffed animals when there are people around
112. Grab some pampers Pull-Ups and while buying them yell at the clerk "Mommy, guess what? I'm a big kid now!!"
113. Go into the bedding department and with cookies in your hand lay on a bed then pretend ur having a nightmare about cookies and yell " COOKIE!! COOKIE!!!! NOOOOOO!!!!" Then start rolling around
114. Make evil eyes at someone and start whispering, "I'm the little girl from the well... I've been waiting..."
115. Go to the cafeteria area and buy frys. Then stand by the door and when people walk through throw the frys above their head like there getting married
116. look at old people with wide eyes saying, "I see dead people!"
117. Get a tent ( With holes preferably ) and tell people to come in your lair. When they do chuck popcorn at them and ask them who invited them in
118. Ride around on those electric cars and pretend that your a prissy English Man. Say things like "Cheerio, good man." to people who walk by. And don't forget to have perfect posture.
119. Chase your friends up and down aisles trying to run over them with those electric cars. Make sure to tell your friends to act like they don't know you.
120. Spend all your money riding on those little rides for toddlers. Fit the character; if you on a horse, then pretend that your a cowboy, etc. And if a little kid comes over wanting to use it, start barking at them until they run away crying.
121. Have silly string fights with a friend. Hide behind customers and "accidentally" hit the people instead of your friend.
122. Draw mustaches on all the pictures and mannequins.
123. Walk up to the customer service and when they say "Hello, how may I help you?" say "Yes, I'll have a Quarter Pounder with cheese, one strawberry shake, a large order of french fries and a diet coke." And when they start to talk, say "Oh, to go". Then when they say that they can't give it to you say "Oh, This is because I'm gay isn't it? I'd expect this from McDonalds, but not Walmart
124. Get popcorn and throw at customers, sneaking up on them in an un stealth-like way, while yelling random things
125. Start to madly scratch yourself and walk up to people asking where the rash cream is because your family and all your friends seem to have a rash too.
126. When your alone, have loud conversations with your "multiple personalities". Have an English man, a Southern person, someone from New York, a Grandma, and a 5 year old girl all at the same time. You have to use accents.
127. Start "dancing" like mad. Basically, just wail your arms and legs around like your having some kind of massive seizure.
128. Try on crazy costumes and walk casually through the store.
129. Stick your arm in your jacket and suspiciously start to leave the store. Get really tense and start to lean over as your walking through the doors As if your suspecting the alarms to go off. Then when it doesn't go off, let out a big sigh. Then quickly look around you to see who's watching and run away as fast as you can.
130. Balance EVERYTHING you see on the tips of your finger, your nose, your forehead, and the top of your head while singing the circus song.
131. Spend hours staring at a little blinking light. After a while, start saying blink everytime it blinks. Don't look away, just stay mesmerized.
132. Light a match under a sprinkler
133. Walk up to someone and say "Oh, so your back for more. I warned you never to come back here. Wait here while I go get my shot gun". Then walk away.
134. Buy something that is like $5 and give the cashier all pennies.
135. Walk up to a guy and say "Oh my god, is it you? Oh my god it is!!! I haven't seen you in so long!!!!" Then kiss him. Then slap and him say "Why didn't you ever call me??" Then walk away. Much more affective if you're a guy.
136. Stand next to a maniquin and pretend that your a mannequin. Try to hold the same position for as long as possible. Then finally as someone is walking by, check your watch and say. "Finally, my shift is done. I really don't get paid enough to do this"
137. Stare at the ceiling. See how many people look up.
138. Start singing oldies songs in to megaphone.
139. start hitting on the mannequins.
140. Super-glue a quarter to the floor and count how many people try to pick it up.
141. Switch the price tags with something expensive and something really cheap.
142. Put women's clothes into men's carts.
143. Put preppy stuff, like short skirts and whatnot, into old men's carts when they aren't looking.
144. Run around in front of a mirror screaming "COPYCAT!"
145. Bring a friend and a stopwatch. Get carts and race around. every time you nock something over, subtract a second from your time. You usually get kicked out before you figure out who won.
146. Find a couple. Run up to the one who is an opposite gender from you, slap them, and say "WHAT IS THIS? I THOUGHT WHAT WE HAD WAS SPECIAL!!!"
147. Go up to an assistant and ask for mayonnaise. When they say they don't have it, start crying and scream, "Now how am I supposed to paint my toenails?!?"
148. Lay on the floor and do a ground angel
149. Steal their ketchup, go on the counter, smear ketchup all over you and say HELP ME HELP ME! OMG! THE HOTDOG KILLED ME!
150. Start jumping on one of their beds attempt to fall asleep until one guy tells you to get off. Then yell 'HEY! WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?!?!? GET OUT OF MY HOUSE! GET AWAY FROM MY BED!!!!"
151. Run around switching all of the open signs on the cash registers to closed and all of the closed signs to open. Watch the customers get confused.
152. Ask for Goat Milk
153. Make sure somebody's in the same aisle, then run screaming into a wall. Fall down and say "AHHH! The pain, the horrible, terrible pain!" Until someone asks if you're alright. When they do, get up and say, "Yes, I'm fine, why?" And then walk away calmly like nothing happened.
154. Dress up as an emo kid, then scream at people, "WHY HAVE YOU COME TO WORSEN MY MISERY?!"
155. Dress up as a ninja and go around the store karate chopping people
156. Ride a horse on a stick toy thing and have your friend pull you around the store on a skateboard while you scream, "The British are coming! The British are coming!"
157. Turn a cart over and put towels over it so they can't see in. when someone starts to open it, start yelling "Hey, I'm Using the Bathroom in here!!!"
158. Buy a chocolate bar, go to the bathroom, smear chocolate on your hand, reach under the next stall and ask, "Can I have some toilet paper?"
159. Take a fishing pole, tie it to a dollar, and go fishing for humans!
160. Climb up to one of the really high shelves and start singing Christmas carols at the top of your lungs. Works better around summer.
161. Get a mirror and put it on top of a cart so it lay across it. Get on top and have someone push you down an isle, and Sing "Surfin' USA"
162. When the intercom comes on, fall on your knees and scream in tears of joy, "God has spoken!!!"
163. Get on a bike and ride around and crash into everything and everyone who gets in your way.
164. Pour a bunch of lemonade from the entrance to the bathroom and come out saying someone should have told me where the bathroom was quicker!
165. Steal guns and ammo and shoot all the TV's you can find. whoever blows up most wins
166. Get an umbrella and have someone in a cart (or just a tall person) pour water on it while you sing Raindrops Are Fallin' On My Head.
167. Call the front desk and when they answer the phone say I'm sorry, your call could not be completed as dialed. Please hang up and try again. Then call and say I'm sorry, I will have to put you on hold. Can you call back? I'm busy on isle 3.
168. Go into one of those employees only doors and go behind some food shelves. when people reach out to grab food, grab their arm and start to pull on it.
169. eat all the ice cream boxes and then blame it on a worker with ice cream all over your face
170. Pour carrots on the floor so the employees have to pick it up. Continue doing it for a long period of time.
171. Skate around on a skateboard, then fall over and pretend to break your leg.
172. Start playing the violin.
173. Stare at a blank T.V, for an hour and when somebody asks what your doing, answer, "Shh, this is my favorite show!"
174. Stand on the conveyor belt at the check out with a barcode on your forehead.
175. Start saying stuff like argetrargrehargenstartgen to everyone who walks in.
176. walk around in dirty cloths and eat all the produce lika a bum
177. Poke people and run away screaming, "Don't touch me!!!"
178. Stare at people for a minute and then smile at them happily
179. Beat your chest and run around screaming like Tarzan.
180. Throw stuff on the floor and start yelling at an imaginary friend.
181. Shoot spitwads at people and then fall on the ground laughing hysterically
182. Go into a bathroom that is of the opposite gender of yourself and open the stalls saying, "Ooh la la!"
183. Walk up to random people, give them a hug, and say, "I love you!"
184. Dress up as an old man and start stealing stuff
185. Start a fire, then sit around it with your friends in Indian clothes.
186. Walk around in a court jester costume
187. Run at people with a pitch fork
188. Pretend that you're having a heart attack
189. Throw tomatoes at people and then tackle them
190. Get on the intercom and calmly say, "Attention shoppers. I would like to inform you that the world is about to end, and that there's a sale on isle two."
191. Buy a carton of vanilla ice cream, run up to the cash register, tell the cashier you forgot your money, then start dancing like Napoleon Dynamite, screaming, "Where's my chap stick?!"
192. Pretend to be Spiderman by running up walls and trying to save people
193. Claim isle three as your 'Secret Lair'
194. Run around the store singing the My Little Pony theme song as loud as you can.
195. Get a giant Christmas stocking and hop around in it like it's a potato sack on field day
196. Build a wall out of stuffed animals
197. Put on a cape and run around singing the Phantom of the Opera
198. Yell curse words at people
199. Knock down as many displays as you can
200. Go up to a random old guy with white hair and say, "I want Bratz for Christmas! Thank you Santa!" and then give him a hug and run away.
201. Dress up in a super villain costume and then go around the store yelling, "MARRY ME!" to random people
202. Go up to a tough looking guy and push him and say you wanna fight? And when he pushes back start to cry and run away
203. Point to a cash register and ask the cashier, "How much is that?"
204. Get a tent and campout with the Barbie dolls in the toy isle
205. Chew gum loudly in people's faces
206. Throw a poke-ball at someone and yell, "PIKACHU, I CHOOSE YOU!"
207. Turn on all the flashlights, hang them from the ceiling, stand under them, scatter confetti at your feet, and start singing, using a Barbie as a microphone.
208. Play baseball in the middle of the store, then score a home run and run around the store screaming.
209. Flirt with someone, plan a date, and then break up with them, all in 10 minutes.
210. Get a cart and pile it high with items. When the cashier tells you the price, exclaim, "What a rip off!" And walk out of the store.
211. Start singing, "Tinkle, tinkle, little star! In a toilet that's real far! Up above us in the sky! It's weird to learn that pee does fly! Make sure it does never land! In my, my, my, my, my hand!"
212. Find all the beans you can and put them in your cart, and then tell random people that it's your breakfast, lunch, and dinner for the next couple years.
213. Pay for your stuff with all pennies, and then come up one too short.
214. Scream, "Look! Someone's stealing an old lady's purse!" and when they look away, take all the stuff in their cart and throw it around the store shouting "I'm a terrorist!"
215. Run out of the dressing room screaming, "Michael Jackson has my dad!"
216. Go to the pet isle. Point to a fish and say, "I'll have that one. And that one. And that one..." Keep going until you've pointed to every fish they have in stock
217. Tap dance through the store
218. Change the music on the intercom to Mexican
219. Rip open every package you see
220. Get on a bike and have your friend chase you. Pretend you are going to run over somebody and then move out the way.
221. Stand in front of the security camera and pretend to die (dramatically)
222. Scream "SECURITY!" as loud as you can. When they come up act all panicky and say "This is really important!" Then smile and say, "Hi."
223. Sing "Mary Had A Little Lamb" as loud as you can in the music section, then smile and say "Well, it's the music section so I thought you might like some live music." Then sing it again.
224. Run around with underwear on your head, screaming, "I am Captain Underpants!"
225. Follow a male security dude and ask him where the "feminine needs" are.
226. Go to the toy isle, set up the GI joe figures and yell, " Then it's WAR!!!"
227. Pull down your pants next to a flower display and "water" the flowers.
228. Go to the bakery section and yell "I LOVE PIE!" to everyone you see.
229. Take all the pets out of their cages, including the fish.
230. Grab a strawberry shortcake doll and go to the bakery section. Tell the baker "I'd like to buy strawberry shortcake!" and hold the doll in their face.
231. Scream, "GET OUT OF MY YARD!" to everyone who walks by you.
232. Announce that there's a huge sale at Target
233. Throw a party in a busy isle
234. Test drive lawn mowers
235. Have a tennis tournament in the middle of the store
236. Throw all the bouncy balls in the toy section everywhere and let them bounce around
237. Carry a bomb and make it explode
238. Eat a bunch of candy and refuse to pay for it
239. Go to the in store restaurant and order anything. When receiving it tell them that this was not what you wanted. Refuse to pay and go tell the manager
240. Hide in a pile of plushies and then jump out at people who walk by
241. Act like an old lady and scream, "AH! I broke my back! This wouldn't happen at Target!"
242. Pretend to be a life size Barbie. When someone wants to buy you, run away screaming that someone was trying to kidnap you.
243. Take a marker to all the happy faces. Then change the prices. That will start an uproar
244. When a clerk stops you and asks your name read their name of their id card. When they say it's not your name scream, "IDENTITY THEFT!!!"
245. Throw jelly sweets at the cashiers
246. Steal a shopping cart(As in take it out of the store and put it in your car)
247. Ride on the back of the carts. (they hate it when you do that) Run into other carts yelling like a maniac.
248. Follow one person around the store. Poke them ever so often. When the snap and yell at you scream, "STALKER!!"
249. Pretend like you're a person who works there and walk around saying, "Can I help you find anything?"
250. Spill cooking oil all over the floor and then slide in it
251. Pretend like you're blind and can't find what your looking for. Go up to random people and ask, "Will you help me find some cat food for Fluffy?"
252. Bowl with bottles full of open soda
253. Run around with a bowl of cheerios yelling, "It lowered my cholesterol!"
254. Order a pizza from the cashier
255. Ask to have your pizza shaken, not stirred
256. Start a food fight
257. Go up to a fat woman and say, "Taxi?"
258. Put underwear over your shorts, get a blue shirt, yellow paint, and red paint, paint an s on the shirt, go to the material section, cut a red cape, then get an umbrella, open it, and jump off the tops of shelves.
259. Take the spray paint and paint all the people around you
260. Go up to random people and hug them while putting a 'Kick Me' sign on the back of their shirt
261. Hide in dark places with a golden ring. when people walk by, jump out at them hissing, "We wants it! You cants have it!" Then gently whisper, "it will be alright my precious"
262. Flip off the manager
263. Go to the food section, take all of the boxed items out, and stack them up to make a fort. Glue can help. And creating a 'distraction' elsewhere for the employees to handle while you work does too...
264. Drop a pen and let someone else go and pick it up for you. When they do try to pick it up yell to them, "HEY THATS MY PEN THEIF!"
265. Bring a slip n' slide blast some Music and bring some random people to it and kick their back so they slide accross the slip n' slide and scream "PARTY IN THE HIZ HOUSE!!!!!!!"
266. Throw a dance party
267. Write on the floors
268. Pull all the clothes off the racks into a pile on the floor and hide under it, and when someone tries to pick the clothes up, leap out cackling madly and run down the aisles, still cackling.
269. Go up to someone and say "look over there" Then pull down their pants. And, if you're lucky, their underwear.
270. Pretend to have an asthma attack, and when someone tries to help you, bite them. Or pretend to faint.
271. Get a bag of chips and walk around the store eating them. When an employee tries to stop you or make you pay, tell them that they're your chips! Keep screaming it.
272. Spray a customer with pepper spray and scream, "Help! Help! He's a rapist!"
273. Pretend to be a rabid dog and run around growling at people. Then if someone tries to stop you, bite them.
274. Lie on the floor. Just lie there. It is guaranteed to freak people out. Either pretend to be asleep, or to have passed out.
275. Take toys and put them on the floor and take a cart. Start running over the toys screaming, "Monster Truck Mania!!!"
276. Climb up the shelves/storage units, then refuse to come down.
277. Take red juice Pour it on your face make streaks or stripes then layout on the floor with a flower in your hand when a crowd of people come stand up and walk like a zombie!
278. Grab a bowl, spoon, milk, and cereal. Eat it right there and tell them you'll pay when your done.
279. Stand on the converter belt when your checking out and walk like its a treadmill... then ask for a speed increase
280. Wrap yourself in toilet paper rolls and pretend to be a mummy looking for your wife, Cleopatra
281. Follow a stranger around and mimic them. Continue doing this for a long period of time.
282. If you are in Target, say there is a code yellow
283. Get some candy corn form the candy aisle put two on your canine teeth and go around the store biting peoples necks
284. Flirt with the manager's wife
285. Walk calmly to the CDs, when u see one that has Hilary Duff, yell (if you're a fan) OHMIGOD! HILARY'S LATEST! OHMIGOSH, I, LIKE HAVE TO HAVE THIS! (if you're not a fan) Find a hammer, take the CD, gently put it on the floor, then mash it like a madman.
286. Run around spinning and say you're the Tasmanian devil
287. Run around in circles and yell, "I'M THE CIRCLE MAN!"
288. Announce a sock-sliding contest and take off your shoes and start sliding. It's actually really fun...
289. Go up to a employee ask for a application and where it says goals write down 'to take over Wal-Mart' and turn it in
290. Get a water gun and threaten someone with it. A cashier is usually a prime candidate. Then say in a low, dangerous voice (without collapsing into laughter) "Empty out the cash register."
291. Take a soda, shake it up, and then spray it at people.
292. Hide in the clothes so when someone comes to look you yell, "PICK ME!"
293. Request that an employee find you an imaginary product, then keep saying: "I know it's here somewhere, just keep looking!" Eventually the employee will run out of patience, so then you say: "You've been punked!" And run out screaming and laughing. (Maybe you won't get kicked out, but you'll freak an employee out...)
294. Print out a bunch of advertisements for Target, Marshalls, etc... Then calmly go around taping/gluing/stapling them to products, people, and walls. It helps to have a WHOLE lot of them.
295. Move things around. (Put frozen food in with the barbies, etc...)
296. If a fat person has a twinkies in their cart take it out and start eating it and spit it out on them and yell, "That crud is sick!"
297. Point at an old man and yell, "LOOK EVERYONE! IT'S BRITNEY SPEARS!"
298. Put a ski mask on and wear a black cape with black clothes and a fake sword and yell, "Zoro has returned!"
299. Dress up as an old lady and whack people with your purse and when employees come to stop you, pretend to faint
300. Go to Wal-Mart at 2:00 in the morning and do cartwheels around the store screaming, "I'm pregnant!"
301. Put on a long wig and claim to be Pocahontas
302. Break some glass, then accuse a flying monkey
303. Threaten a cashier with a candy bar
304. Bring in scissors and glue. If anyone asks, tell them you are fulfilling your dream of giving Wal Mart a Make Over.
305. Buy a bag of candy. Start to walk away, then ask if you can exchange them. Repeat until they get angry.
306. Go to the dairy section and protest against milking cows. Say things like, "What if the cows aren't ok with us milking them? Cows have rights too!" 307. Redecorate the Rollback Smiley Face so he is green with neon pink eyes.
308. Go up to the manager and ask where the nearest K-Mart is.
309. If you see a couple holding hands, run through their hands and scream, "RED ROVER!"
310. Grab a gnome, then hide in a clothes rack and when someone picks out a shirt or whatever jump out and yell "The gnome did it! The gnome did it!" Then throw the gnome and run.
311. Put up free sample signs all over the store and watch people leave with their "free samples."
312. Run around the store screaming, "OMG! HELP! PINTO BEANS ARE TAKING OVER COSTCO! AHHH!"
313. In Walmart, they give out free stickers. Take them and decorate your body with them. 314. Get a bunch of your friends, about 10 or more, and go up to a lady who looks like she's in her 20's. When there are lots of people around, ask, "Mommy? Can we have some ice cream?"
315. Spit in the manager's face
316. Stare at a customer for a long time while saying, "Hello, hello, hello" nonstop until they get really mad
317. Go to customer service and say, "Your fat vallet guy stole my car."
318. Put an "Out of Order" sign on the manager's butt
319. Go up to customers and whisper, "Seven Days..." and if they turn around, pelt them with Skittles
320. Melt chocolate, then scream, "Free face masks!"
321. Wear a pair of bright yellow pants on your head and run around screaming, "They Got Me!!"
322. Slap the manager and scream, "He's alive! He's ALIVE!!!"
323. Put a lot of matches and gasoline in your cart, then smile at people
324. Run around the store five times, and when you are done, scream, "I WIN!" and do a victory dance
325. Let a collie lose in the store, then scream, "Lassie, come home!"
326. Make your friend that's a guy try on girl clothes and then have him run around like a crazy person.
327. Hide in a boys clothes rack, and when a boy with glasses walks by, scream, "You're a wizard, Harry!"
328. Grab lots of G.I. Joe action figures and Water Bombs and yell, "ITS WAR!!!" whenever someone walks by and throw the bombs at them.
329. Put a Dora toy on the floor and when someone tries to pick it up, yell, "Swiper No Swiping!"
330. Buy a fake but expensive looking vase. (ex. a cheap glass pot.) Fill it with some ash and soot. Then take it to an employee, bump into him and drop it so it shatters. Then keep screaming at him that it was your mother and you will sue him for every thing he owns, and tell him he has to pick it up then and there or he will be cursed for 10 years.
331. Put a squirt gun in a stuffed elmo's hand and scream, "Everybody down!! Elmo's got a gun!"
332. Drive around in a kiddie car singing the batman theme song.
333. Run around with underwear on your head screaming, "I'm Blind!!!
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muffins are just ugly cupcakes,
[but we love 'em anyway <3]
[ ] You have a boyfriend/girlfriend.
[x] You have your own room.
[] You own a cell phone.
[] You have an mp3 player/ipod/discman.
[] Your parents are still married.
[x] You love your family
[ ] There is a pool/spa in your backyard.
[x] You dress the way you want to.
[x] You hang out with friends more than once a week.
[ ] There is a computer/ laptop in your room.
[x] You have never been beaten up
[x] You are allowed to listen to the music you want to.
[ ] Your room is big enough for you
[x] People don't use you for something you have.
[x] You have been to the movies.
[ ] You have over 500 friends on facebook
[ ] You have pictures on facebook
[ ] Your parents let you have a facebook
[x] You get allowance/loan.
[ ] You collect something normal.
[x] You look forward to going to college
[x] You don't wish you were someone else.
[x] You play a sport.
[x] You want to do something after school/college
[ ] You own a car/truck.
[x] You usually don't fight with your parent(s).
[x] You have never got a failing grade on a report card in your life.
[x] You've never had a detention
[x] You know what is going on in the world.
[x] You are happy with your life
[x] You usually aren't sick.
[x] You know more than one language.
[x] You have a screen name.
[x] You own a pet.
[x] You know the words to more than 5 songs.
[ ] You don't have any enemies (serious ones, at least)
Post this on ur profile if u think Firestar is CRAZEH for NOT LIKEING WAFFLES!!!! ^3^
You say Edward, I say Mcgrait
You say Bella, I say Dano
You say Jacob, I say Chin-Ho
You say England, I say Hawaii
You say Sequals, I say 5-0
You say Romance, I say Mystery.
You say "How romantic!", I say "BOOK EM DANO!!"
Copy and paste this onto your profile if you LOVE Hawaii 5-0!
~made by Tigerlily22
You say Edward, I say Fireheart
You say Bella, I say Bluestar
You say Jacob, I say Graystripe
You say Werewolves, I say Warriors
You say Vampires, I say Clans
You say the Cullens, I say Kittypets
You say "How romantic!", I say "Oh, mousedung!"
Copy and paste this onto your profile if you LOVE Warriors!
You say Edward, I say Tigerlily
You say Bella, I say Iceflower
You say Jacob, I say Dawnsky
You say Alice, I say Bearheart
You say England, I say ThunderClan
You say Sequals, I put meh," OH NO CHU DIDNT" face on!
You say Romance, I say Roleplay
You say "How romantic!", I say "OH STARCLAN!!"
Copy and paste this onto your profile if you like my warriors
found this on a site. my name is not ann and i am not 45 -_-
Supposedly The Phone Will Ring
Right After You Do This.
Just read the little stories and
Think of a wish as you scroll all
The way to the bottom. There is
A message there - then make your
Wish.
No attachment on this one.
!
Stories
I'm 13 years old, and I wished
That my dad would come home from
The army, because he'd been having
Problems with his heart and right
Leg It was 2:53 p .m.. When I made
My wish. At 3: 07 PM . (14 minutes
Later), the doorbell rang, and
There my Dad was, luggage and all!!
I'm Katie and I'm 20 and I've been
Having trouble in my job and on the
Verge of quitting. I made a simple
Wish that my boss would get a new
Job. That was at 1:35 and at 2:55
There was an announcement that he
Was promoted and was leaving for
Another city. Believe me...this
Really works!!!
My name is Ann and I am 45 years
Of age. I had always been single
And had been hoping to get into a
Nice, loving relationship for many
Years. While kind of daydreaming(and right after receiving this email)
I wished that a quality person would
Finally come into my life. That was at
9:10 AM on a Tuesday. At 9:55 AM
A FedEx delivery man came into my
Office.He was cute, polite and
Could not stop smiling at me. He
Started coming back almost everyday(even without packages) and asked me
Out a week later . We married 6
Months later and now have been
Happily married for 2 years.
What a great email it was!!
Just scroll down to the end, but
While you do, think of a wish.
Make your wish when you have completed
Scrolling. Whatever age you are, is the
Number of minutes it will take for your
Wish to come true. Ex.you are 25 years
Old, it will take 25 minutes for your wish
To come true).
However, if you don't send this to
People in 5 minutes, you will have bad
Luck for years!!
Go for it!!!
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Congratulations!!! Your wish will
Now come true in your age minutes.
Now follow this carefully....it
Can be very rewarding!!!!
If you send this to 10 more
People, other than the 5 that you
Already have to send to, something
Major that you've been wanting
Will happen.
A girl asked a guy if he thought she was pretty and
he said no.
She asked him if he would want to be with her forever and
he said no. She then asked him if she were to leave would he cry, and once
again he replied with a no.
She had heard enough. As she walked away, tears streaming down her face the boy grabbed her arm and said....
"You're not pretty, you're beautiful. I don't want to be with you forever. I NEED to be
with you forever. And I wouldn't cry if you walked away...I'd die"
♥♥ ~~THE END~~ ♥♥
Isn't that sweet? Tonight at midnight your
true love will realize they like you. Something good will happen to
you at 1:00-4:00pm tomorrow, it could be anywhere on IM or email,
outside of school, anywhere! Get ready for the biggest shock of your
life. If you break this chain letter you will be cursed with 10
relationship problems for the next ten years. If you post this to 15
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I HELD THE EGG. lol