crn4

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Sketchfu-ing since 03/26/2010 (user #69609)

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About crn4

I like dogs and pizza and icecream and popcorn but not all 2gether and duct tape and taco's and my bff iis emn12 shes awsome :]

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.../\...../\............Wolves are my buddies
...\/___\.|............I run beside them
.../.VVV..<..........Try to guide them
...|0...O....<........I'm not their master
..../...../....\........Or their owner
.../o_/......./........You cannot tame the wild
.....\........./........But you can run with it
......\....../..........And maybe in time
.........\/.............You can learn to be free

IF U LOVE WOLVES __+___
ADD THIS TO UR PROFILE!!
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F- Fight for you
R- Respect you
I- Inspire you
E- Encourage you
N- Need you
D- Deserve you
S- Stand by you

тнe rυleѕ oғ love~
ĸιѕѕ on тнe lιpѕ = ι love yoυ
ĸιѕѕ on тнe ear = yoυ are ѕpecιal
ĸιѕѕ on тнe noѕe = laυgнтer
ĸιѕѕ on тнe cнeeĸ = ғrιendѕ
ĸιѕѕ on тнe ғorнead = coмғorт
ĸιѕѕ on тнe necĸ = ι wanт yoυ
ĸιѕѕ on тнe ѕнoυlder = yoυ're wonderғυl
ĸιѕѕ anywнere elѕe = careғυl
play aroυndѕ wιтн нaιr = can'т lιve wιтнoυт yoυ
нoldιng нandѕ = нappιneѕѕ
arмѕ aroυnd waιѕт = yoυ're мιne, ι need yoυ
a нυg= ι care
ѕмιlιng aт eacнoтнer = ι lιĸe yoυ
looĸιng aroυnd = нιdιng тrυe ғeelιngѕ
тender ĸιѕѕ on тнe ѕιde oғ υr lιpѕ = yoυ're мιne
weттιng yoυr lιpѕ = waιтнιng ғor a ĸιѕѕ
тear drop = ι'м loѕιng yoυ
cryιng = ι loѕт yoυ

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If you call me a b****
well a b**** is a dog
a dog barks
bark is on a tree
tree is nature
nature is beautiful
so, thanks for the compliment!!!

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~~~~~~~~16 THINGS TO DO AT WAL-MART~~~~~~~~~
1.If you can,throw someone out the window and say they did it.
2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.
4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
" 'Code 3' in housewares".... and see what happens.
5. Go up to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.
8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"
9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.
10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.
11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.
12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.
13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"
14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!"
15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!
16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "go, pikachu, go!"

~~~~~~~~5 ways to be KICKED out of Wal-Mart~~~~~~~~
#1:If you can,write"I see dead people...." on the typewriters.
#2:Unwrap all the chocolate bars saying,"I've got to find that golden ticket.."
#3:Put a dora explorer doll in the middle of the store and if someone tries to pick it up,jump out and say,"SWIPER NO SWIPING!"
#4:Throw Skittles at people and shout,"Taste the Rainbow!!!!"
#5:Have a friend push you around in a cart as fast as you can down the aisle screaming, "THE BRITISH ARE COMING!"

A white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here."
The black man turned around and stood up. He then said:
"Listen sir....when I was born I was BLACK "
"When I grew up I was BLACK, "
"When I'm sick I'm BLACK, "
"When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, "
"When I'm cold I'm BLACK, "
"When I die I'll be BLACK."
"But you sir."
"When you are born you're PINK".
"When you grow up you're WHITE, "
"When you're sick, you're GREEN, "
"When you go in the sun you turn RED, "
"When you're cold you turn BLUE, "
"And when you die you turn PURPLE.
"And you have the nerve to call me colored?"
The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away..
Put this on your page if you HATE racism

♥♥♥ JACOB BLACK ♥♥♥

TEAM JACOB!♥ I Run With Wolves And Because Edward Sucks And Real MEN Don't Sparkle!

1. Go to 10
2. Sorry, I ment 8
3. Skip down to 5
4. Oops, its on 9
5. Now go back to 2
6. Go to 7
7. I just wanted to say hi
8. Actually go to 4
9. Oh no, its on 6
10. Now go to 3

1] ι иєє∂ тσ тєℓℓ уσυ α ѕє¢яєт ℓσ0к αт 5
[2] тнє αиѕωєя ιѕ ℓ0σк αт 11
[3] ∂σит gєт мα∂ ℓ0σк αт 15
[4] ¢αℓм ∂σωи ∂σи'т вє мα∂ ℓ0σк αт 13
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[7] ι נυѕт ωαитє∂ тσ ѕαу hey
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[9] вє ραтιєит ℓ0σк αт 4
[10] тнιѕ ιѕ тнє ℓαѕт тιмe, ℓ0σк αт 7
[11] ι нσρє уσυ'яє иσт мα∂ ωнєи ι ѕαу тнιѕ ℓ0σк αт 6
[12] ѕσяяу ℓ0σк αт 8
[13] ∂σи'т gєт мα∂ ℓ0σк αт 10
[14] ι ∂σит киσω нσω тσ ѕαу тнιѕ ℓ0σк αт 3
[15] уσυ мυѕт вє яєαℓℓℓℓℓℓу мα∂ ℓ0σк αт иυмвєя 10
♥iF SOMEONE JUMPED U♥
♥ILL JUMP THEM♥
♥iF SOMEONE ROBS U ♥
♥ILL ROB THEM♥
♥iF SOME0NE HURTS y0U♥
♥i..LL KN0CK THEM 0UT ♥
♥iF y0UR oN DRUGS♥
♥i..LL MAKE y0U ST0P♥
♥iF y0U JUMPED 0FF A BRiDGE ♥
♥i..LL B 0N THA GR0UND T0 CATCH y0U ♥
♥iF y0U CRy♥
♥i..LL CRy ♥
♥iF y0UR KiCKED 0UT ♥
♥i..LL TAKE y0U iN ♥
♥iF y0UR W0RLD C0MES CRASHiN D0WN ♥
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THIS IS IS CAT
THIS IS HOW CAT
THIS IS TO CAT
THIS IS KEEP CAT
THIS IS A CAT
THIS IS RETARD CAT
THIS IS BUSY CAT
THIS IS FOR CAT
THIS IS THIRTY CAT
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now.. go back and read the THIRD word of every sentence from the top..copy and paste if you fell for it

Hold on... I feel a song coming on...
HES A SEMIAQUATIC EGGLAYING MAMMAL OF ACTION!
HES A FURRY FLATFOOT WHOO NEVER FLINCHES FROM A FRAY!
HES GOT MORE THAN JUST MAD SKILLS!
HES GOT A BEAVERTAIL AND A BILL!
AND THE WOMEN SWOON WHENEVER THEY HEAR HIM SAY,
Perry:CCCCCCCCCCHHHHHHHH
Women: ahhh!
CAUSE HES PERRY!
PERRY THE PLATAPUS!
MONOGRAM: I said you could call him Agent P.
PERRY!
MONOGRAM: (raises voice) I SAID YOU COULD CALL HIM AGENT P!
AGENT P!!!!!!!!!!!

If you ever see a suspicious squirrel covered in peanut butter, run for your life.

You know, womboing, I wombo, You wombo, He She Me wombo.
Copy and paste this on you profile if your the 2% of people who knows what womboing is.

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LEMON FOR PRESIDENT!!

It is always cruel to laugh at people, of course, although sometimes if they are wearing an ugly hat it is hard to conrtol yourself.

Hoping for the best, like hoping for a bat to obey your orders, almost always leads to dissappointment

If you like two things, it is usually smart not to combine them.

If you say "Never say never" To be honest.. Your breaking your own rule twice.

Find a penny, pick it up. Waste of time..

I like that boulder. That is a nice boulder.

Holy bean curd.. I almost just drank hand cream.

I like chocolate milk....

I found a carrot....

I like cereal....

I like potatoes....

candy... candy.. CANDY!!!!

Hey.. You don't taste like skittles at all!!

The best time to wear a striped sweater.. Is all the time!

When life gives you lemons, go find someone with a papercut.

If somebody ever annoys you, just randomly say *Gasps* 'He went to Jared's!" or "Every kiss begins with K!"

Wumboing! You know.. I wumbo.. you wumbo. He, she, you, me.. WUMBO. The study of wumbology! FIRST GRADE, SPONGEBOB!!

Is mayonaise an instrument? No Patrick, mayonaise is not an instrument. Horseradish isn't an instrument either!

I don't need a friend who changes when I change and who nods when I nod; my shadow does that much better.

Spider pig, spider pig. Does whatever a spiderpig does. Can he swing, or do the splits? No he can't.. he's a pig. Look out, He is a spiderpig..

Cuz he's Perry! Perry the teenage girl!

"I'm a big kid now!" Acutally, you're not, your on a diaper commercial.

Stupid facbook won't let me change my name to squirrel.

Who is this life, and why do they keep throwing lemons at me?

SO'S YOUR FACE.

I can't believe you ate all my cookies!

If you say "Na Hee!" really loud in a sumo wrestler voice, your ears will jiggle ^_^

Yelling "Naa Hee!" at people solves everything XD

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Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒme
Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒfly
Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒaway!

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© 0RiGiNAL TWILIGHT FAN

you say Edward, i say Jacob
you say Bella, i say Leah
you say James, i say Paul
you say vampire, i say werewolf
copy and paste this onto your profile if you love werewolfs better than vampires

FAKE FRIENDS: Never ask for food
REAL FRIENDS: Are the reason you have no food.

FAKE FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr/Mrs.
REAL FRIENDS: Call your parents by their first names.

FAKE FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.
REAL FRIENDS: Would be sittin next to you sayin "Dang...... that was fun!"

FAKE FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
REAL FRIENDS: Cry with you.

FAKE FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
REAL FRIENDS: Keep your stuff so long they forget its yours.

FAKE FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Could write a book about you with direct quotes from you.

FAKE FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you’ve had enough.
REAL FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say
“Hey girl drink the rest of that you know we don’t waste.”

FAKE FRIENDS: Will leave you behind to be with the crowd.
REAL FRIENDS: Will get the whole crowd to come over to you.

FAKE FRIENDS: Don't let you do stupid things
REAL FRIENDS: Don't let you do stupid things....alone.

FAKE FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
REAL FRIENDS: Would knock after they've let themselves in.

FAKE FRIENDS: Will call you a big retard
REAL FRIENDS: Are acting like big retards with you

FAKE FRIENDS: Are aware of how stupid you are
REAL FRIENDS: Are aware of how stupid you are and still choose to be seen in public with you

FAKE FRIENDS: Will talk bad to the person who talks bad about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Will knock them out.

FAKE FRIENDS: Would ignore this.
REAL FRIENDS: Will repost it

FAKE FRIENDS: Are for a while.
REAL FRIENDS: Are forever

12 things i know about you

1) you are reading this.
2) now you are saying/thinking that is a stupid fact.
4)you didn't notice that i skipped step 3.
5) you are checking it now.
6) you are smiling. â˜º
7) you are still reading this.
8) you know that all this is true maybe except for step 2.
10) you didn't notice that i skipped number 9
10) you are checking it now.
11) you didn't know that there are only 10 facts!!
12)now u are counting them, which makes eleven

╔╦╦╦╦═╗Put this on your page
║╩║║║╔╗if you give free hugs
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Its gonna take you forever 2 get down there i have a billion things on my profile :P

☮=Peace
♥=Hearts
ツ=Doodle Smile
✿=Flower
☺=Smiley Face
ღ=Fancy Heart
☆=Star 1
★=Star 2
♣=clover!
♪♫=Music
◦◕‿◕◦=face
Ѽ= apple
Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ=butterfly
✔=checkmark

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Things to do in an elevator

1) crack open your briefcase or handbag and say,
“Got enough air in there?”
2) stand motionless and silent in the corner facing the wall without getting off
3) when arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors, then act embarrassed when they open
4) greet everyone with a warm handshake then ask them to call you Admiral
5) meow occasionally
6) stare at another person for a while then say “You’re one of THEM” then back away slowly
7) say “DING!” at every floor
8) say “I wonder what these do?” then press all the red buttons
9) make explosion noises when anyone presses a button
10) stare, grinning at another person for a while then announce “ I don’t have any socks on”
11) when the elevator is silent, look around then ask “ Is that your beeper?”
12) try to make a personal phone call on an emergency phone
13) draw a little square on the ground with chalk then announce “ This is my personal space”
14) when there’s only one other passenger in the elevator poke them then act like in wasn’t you
15) push the buttons and act like they give you a shock, smile, then go back for more
16) ask if you can push the buttons for someone else then push the wrong ones
17) hold the doors open and say you’re waiting for a friend then after a while let the doors close and say “ Hey Greg, how was your day?”
18) drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to pick in up then yell
“Hey that’s mine!”
19) bring a camera and take pictures of all the passengers
20) pretend you’re a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with passengers
21) Swat at flies that don’t exist
22) Call out “Group hug!” then enforce it

12 things i know about you

1) you are reading this.
2) now you are saying/thinking that is a stupid fact.
4)you didn't notice that i skipped step 3.
5) you are checking it now.
6) you are smiling. â˜º
7) you are still reading this.
8) you know that all this is true maybe except for step 2.
10) you didn't notice that i skipped number 9
10) you are checking it now.
11) you didn't know that there are only 10 facts!!
12)now u are counting them, which makes eleven

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(> )># So, i got you this lil waffle.
U..U

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.(>#<) dis waffle be looking good!!!
.U....U

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U...U
You know what, ima eat da waffle. >:]

1.hold your breath
2.go to your profile or a picture and add this
3.hope your still holding your breath
4.if you made it your a good kisser

40 Things to do in Class when you're Bored:

1. Try to develop psychic powers, then use 'em.
2. Inflate a beachball and throw it around the room.
3. Sing Show Tunes.
4. Make loud animal noises then deny doing it.
5. Think of new pick up lines. See if they work.
6. Pretend you're flying a jet fighter in the Gulf War.
7. Churn some butter.
8. Conceive a brand new language.
9. Walls made of brick. Count 'em.
10. Plot revenge against someone.
11. Think of nicknames for everyone you know.
12. See how long you can hold your breath.
13. Take your pants off and give them to the professor.
14. Chew on your arm until someone notices.
15. Change seats every three minutes.
16. Think of ways to cheat at Trivial Pursuit.
17. Shave.
18. Run across the room, tag someone and say "You're it.".
19. Announce to the class that you are God and that you're angry.
20. Think of five new ways to use your shoes.
21. Start a wave.
22. Walk around the room begging for spare change.
23. Roast marshmellows.
24. Practice phrasing your answers in the form of a question.
25. Crawl around the room humming the music from Mission Impossible.
26. Take apart your desk.
27. Pretend to communicate with your home planet.
28. Play rock-paper-scissors with yourself. Accuse your left hand of cheating.
29. Do a quick tapdance routine.
30. Try bird-watching.
31. Walk up the aisle yelling, "Popcorn! Hot popcorn here!".
32. Throw your backpack at someone.
33. Run to the window, then say, "Sorry, I thought I saw the Bat-signal".
34. Ask the person in front of you to marry you.
35. Start laughing really hard and say, "Oh, now I get it.".
36. Make a sundial.
37. Give yourself a new identity.
38. Write a screenplay about a diabetic Swedish girl who can't swim.
39. Dig an escape tunnel.
40. Announce your candidacy for President

Don't blame me if you really do try this!

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`'¹li¡|¡|¡il¹´
♥kissez♥

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╔╗╔═╦╗ Put this on your page
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1. take ur middle finger and put on ur nose.
2.say a name of someone u like.
3.that person will ask u out or say they love u tomorrow.
4. heres the thing copy and paste 2 ur pro

♥ღ♥iм а сяаzy ваву, ѕєxy ιаdy, вооту ѕнаκіи , нєаят вяєаκіи, маd нот , иэνа ѕтор, аиgєι ваву, ѕроіιєd маувє, ѕноят ѕκіят, ιυνѕ то fιіят, ніgн сιаѕѕ, ѕєxу ѕміιє, ваиgіи ѕтуιє, тємртіи ιірѕ , κіιιа κіѕѕ, ѕо ωаνє gυdвує аиd giv іт а міѕѕ соz ваву u caит наиdιє dіѕ♥ღ♥

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