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Sketchfu-ing since 08/27/2010 (user #109867)

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Ways to be KICKED out of Wal-Mart~~~~~~~~
#1:If you can,write"I see dead people...." on the typewriters.
#2:Unwrap all the chocolate bars saying,"I've got to find that golden ticket.."
#3:Put a dora explorer doll in the middle of the store and if someone tries to pick it up,jump out and say,"SWIPER NO SWIPING!"
#4:Throw Skittles at people and shout,"Taste the Rainbow!!!!"
#5. Go into the changing rooms and wait a few minutes then yell, "THERE'S NO TOILET PAPER IN HERE!"
#6. Go behind customers and say, "seven days..." until they turn around then pelt them with skittles.
#7. Throw random stuffed animals at people until they yell at you then run away screaming, "HELP! HE WANTS TO DESTROY ME!!!"
#8. Ask an employee to help u find a random item (like a fladoodle) then when they cant find it say, "I KNOW i saw it here somewhere..."
#9. fill a water gun with water food colored yellow and hide. as people walk by, spray them!
#10. Put up signs that say, "Free Sample" up in random places (maybe even on a persons back) and sit back and watch people leave with their "Free samples``
A white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here."
The black man turned around and stood up. He then said:
"Listen sir....when I was born I was BLACK "
"When I grew up I was BLACK, "
"When I'm sick I'm BLACK, "
"When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, "
"When I'm cold I'm BLACK, "
"When I die I'll be BLACK."
"But you sir."
"When you are born you're PINK".
"When you grow up you're WHITE, "
"When you're sick, you're GREEN, "
"When you go in the sun you turn RED, "
"When you're cold you turn BLUE, "
"And when you die you turn PURPLE.
"And you have the nerve to call me colored?"
The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away..
Put this on your page if you HATE racism

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1.i am a big fan of docter.who
2.i have got a blue peter badge
3.i have got 3 websites on wordpress
4.i go on friv evry day
5.i have a HD tv
6.i have got blond hair
7.i love pac man
8.i can tiap 8 words a min
9.my mum is precnuny
10.i have been in the news paper

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