bumblebee36

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Sketchfu-ing since 06/25/2010 (user #93043)

female, single

new jersey baby!!

155 drawings

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14 funny

14 cute

16 impressive

About bumblebee36

WARNING!!!:: Extremly long profile below!

Heyyyyy!! Im sarah and i luv 2 draw!! Im not the best on the computer.. im not sure if its because im using my laptop, or i just suck. BUT::: i can draw good when im using a pencil and paper..
I play soccer and track and i guess you could say im obbsesed. The winter is the only time i have free time(cause i dnt play winter sports). Otherwise i have soccer everyday except saturday in fall. In the spring i have track or soccer everyday except saturday. o yea i dnt do a summer sport.. but in both winter and summer i do soccer camps lol..
I go to school and im an A student... well excpt spanish.. (my average is an 85!) And apparently im in Honors English.. (I didnt evn kno that until my bff emily (whose not in honors english btw) told me in hr...) So yea i guess thats good, prob more fun that regular english! :P
My hair changes in the winter and summer. In the summer my hair is a nice, light brown. In the winter its a deep choclatley color. My eyes are blue. I have pale skin with LOTS of freakles.. EVERYWHERE! I have them not only on my face, but also my arms legs stomach ect.. o and theres 1 on my lip 2..
Im 75% English, and the rest im Irish.. lol that mix suxx cause i get burnt so easily!!
When ever people have 2 imitate me this is what they say(same thing everytime lol): "Wait wuuut?? wuuuutt? Wait hold on.. i dont get it!?.. Woah wait its monday?" lol it would b so funny if u could hear my voice.. cause i ALWAYS say "Wuuuuut??" and like i cant rly type it the way i say it.. and I never kno wut day it is, i always think its monday-- idk y tho lol.. and I never pay attetion and i dnt get anything the 1st time.. lol ik..
All of my friends have inside jokes with me. Like when we saw Wicked on broadway, me and my bffl got the same boring shirts. So then i said "Its ok em we can spadazzle it up- be all matchy-matchy" lol so now whenevr some1 says matching they look at me and say "matchy-matchy" lol its really funny cause they try 2 immitate me but they cant lol. And yea theres alot more but like i dnt feel like explaining it lol
Im from new jersey, only like an hour away frm the jersey shore..i think? lol..! uhm o yea my friends always make fun of me because i have a jersey acient.. but like i dnt get how thats weird becuase i mean im from NEW JERSEY hence(omg i just used a big word!!) the JERSEY ACIENT lol but idk.. o yea if ur wonering we dnt act like the snooki pauly d j woww and evry1 else frm jerey shore.. thats just like the quidos and stuff... but i LOVE jeresy shore, its like the best show ever!! im so glad that b**** angelina is gone! Whooohooo go deena!! cant wait, season 3 is gonna be so awesome!♥
O yea and you dont have to laugh at me.. like if im trying 2 b funny, and im not, then u dnt have 2 laugh.. lol. I amuse myself (well thats wat my friends say lol but idk) and every single text u get from me says lol. unless its something sad like some1 died. then i dont, cause thats just mean.
Lol this is really long, so if u read the WHOLEE THINGG- then thanks! lol, im glad that youre interested in my likfe-story-kindof. lol.

► Play. The Moments
▌▌ Pause. The Memories
■ Stop. The Pain
◄◄ Rewind. The Happiness

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

I'm like 8 foot 4, blond hair to the floor
you shorties never thought I dreamed about rapping hardcore
no I ain't got a gun
no I never really been in a club
still live with my parents
but I'm still a thug
I'm so gangsta you can find me baking cookies at night
you out clubbing, but I just made caramel delight
t swift and t pain rappin on the same track
it's a thug story tell me can you handle that
I had a dream last night I had high-top Nikes
I had diamonds in my mouth, and diamonds on my mic
by the time I woke I was singing "I'M ON A BOOOOAAT"
cuz I'm a singer turned rapper
shorty I'ma make ya
straight to the top, yo
shorty I'ma take ya
you can call me T Sweezy now I'm a rap star
hey it's a thug story now tell them who you are
singer turned gangsta
you don't wanna fight me
straight to the top
in my extra small white tee
t swift and t pain all up on the same track
it's a thug story now can you get with that
what! what! I knit sweaters yo!
what! what! Don't test me [bleep]
hey hold on, hold on I didn't even say anything
WHAT?
I said yo
YUP
you guys bleeped me and I didn't even say anything
I didn't even swear
SHE DIDN'T EVEN SWEAR
hello??
Ugh!

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever wondered about yourself while copying and pasting, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile. Oh the irony...

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Can you raed tihs? Olny srmat poelpe can. I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg.The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. If you can raed tihs cpoy and ptsae tihs on yuor porfle.

fi uyo nca erad htis uyo dnto eedn ot eb ni soochl.
copy and paste tht if u can read it without thnkng to har

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║(o )║♫Music is Life♫
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--=Official Taylor Swift Fan!=--
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100% MYSELF
BEFORE MARRIGE:
Wife: Honey?
Husband: Yes!
Wife: Do you hate me?
Husband: No, why would you think that!
Wife: Do you love me?
Husband: Of Course! Always have and always will!
Wife: Have you ever cheated on me?
Husband: Never in my life!
Wife: Will you kiss me?
Husband: Every chance I get!
Wife: Will you smack me?
Husband: No, why would I?
Wife: Do you think Im pretty?
Husbamd: Yes!
Wife: Honey!
AFTER MARRIGE: READ FROM BOTTOM TO TOP

"I dont hate you"
"Yes you do"
"What makes me hate you?"
"I dont know, you ask me"
Lol that was a convo between me and my friend, (i was the one that sounds stupid)

"I'm sorry, but he loves you like a fat kid loves cake."

Happy 2011 everybodyy!!

Now go stand in the corner and think about what you did
Ha, time for a little revenge
The story starts when it was hot
And it was summer
And I had it all
I had him right there where I wanted him
She came along
Got him alone
And let's hear the applause
She took him faster than you can say sabotage
I never saw it coming
Wouldn't have suspected it
I underestimated
Just who I was dealing with
She had to know
The pain was beating on me like a drum
She underestimated
Just who she was stealing from
She's not a saint and she's not what you think
She's an actress, whoa
She's better known for the things that she does
On the mattress, whoa
Soon she's gonna find
Stealing other people's toys
On the playground
Won't make you many friends
She should keep in mind
She should keep in mind
There is nothing I do better
Than revenge (revenge), ha
She looks at life like it's a party
And she's on the list
She looks at me like I'm a trend
And she's so over it
I think her ever present frown
Is a little troubling
And she thinks I'm psycho
'Cause I like to rhyme her name with things, but
Sophistication isn't what you wear
Or who you know
Or pushing people down
To get you where you wanna go
Oh they didn't teach you that in prep school
So it's up to me
But no amount of vintage dresses
Gives you dignity
She's not a saint and she's not what you think
She's an actress, whoa
She's better known for the things that she does
On the mattress, whoa
Soon she's gonna find
Stealing other people's toys
On the playground
Won't make you many friends
She should keep in mind
She should keep in mind
There is nothing I do better
Than revenge, ha ha
I'm just another thing
For you to roll your eyes at, honey
You might have him
But haven't you heard?
I'm just another thing
For you to roll your eyes at, honey
You might have him
But I always get the last word
Whoa
She's not a saint and she's not what you think
She's an actress, whoa
She's better known for the things that she does
On the mattress, whoa
Soon she's gonna find
Stealing other people's toys
On the playground
Won't make you many friends
She should keep in mind
She should keep in mind
There is nothing I do better
Than revenge
And do you still feel like
You know what you're doing,
Cause I don't think you do
Oh
Do you still feel like you know what you're doing
I don't think you do
I don't think you do
Let's hear the applause
C'mon show me how much better you are
See you deserve some applause
Cause you're so much better
She took him faster than you can say sabotage

9 Names Game

1. YOUR REAL NAME
Sarah

2. YOUR GANGSTA NAME:
(first 4 letters of real name + izzle.)
Saraizzle

3. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME:
(fav color and fav animal)
Purple Giraffe

4. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME:
(your middle name and the street you live on)
Ann Wanamaker

5. YOUR STAR WARS NAME:
(the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name)
Peesa

6. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME:
(Your 2nd favorite color, and favorite soft drink)
Orange Choclate MilkShake

7. YOUR IRAQI NAME:
(2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, any
letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your moms maiden name, 3rd
letter of dad's middle name, 1st letter of a siblings first name, and last letter of your moms middle name)
Aenehey

8.YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME:
(both parents middle name)
Catherine John

9. YOUR GOTH NAME:
(Black and the name of one of your pets)
Black Maggie

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( '_')
(> )># So, I got you this 'lil waffle.
U..U

....(\_/)
....('_' )
.#<( <) But then I was like...
....U..U

(\_/)
(O.O)
(>#<) Dis waffle be looking good!!!
U...U

(\_/)
(^-^)
(>#<)
U...U
You know what, imma eat da waffle. >:]

♥iF SOMEONE JUMPED U♥
♥ILL JUMP THEM♥
♥iF SOMEONE ROBS U ♥
♥ILL ROB THEM♥
♥iF SOME0NE HURTS y0U♥
♥i..LL KN0CK THEM 0UT ♥
♥iF y0UR oN DRUGS♥
♥i..LL MAKE y0U ST0P♥
♥iF y0U JUMPED 0FF A BRiDGE ♥
♥i..LL B 0N THA GR0UND T0 CATCH y0U ♥
♥iF y0U CRy♥
♥i..LL CRy ♥
♥iF y0UR KiCKED 0UT ♥
♥i..LL TAKE y0U iN ♥
♥iF y0UR W0RLD C0MES CRASHiN D0WN ♥
♥i..LL B STANDiN RiTE NEXT T0 y0U ♥

Its funny cause ur fat!! (Say it in an acient its funier)

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F riends
R esponsible
I ntelligent
E xciting to be Around
N ice Always
D ependable
S miles a Lot
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F riendly Personality
O utstanding
R eally Great Memories
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E xcellent Listener
V ery Kind
E njoyable
R emember our friendship
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I am Holly
I am a labrador retriver puppy
This is my story:
I my mommy told me she loved me, then sold me away.
To a bad bad person,I do not know his name
He hit me and kicked me
I wish we would set me free
I whimper in pain and he kicks me once more
"Stupid mutt" he says as he wakls out the door
I'm sorry im making this tragedy rhyme
But I wish I could hear "I love you" one more time
I'm locked in the bathroom, and i cry
I wish i could see that nice blue sky
I've been here I long time, my stomach grumbles
Then I hear a person's mumbles
Are they going to let me out? Will they set me free?
No, it's just my master, here to pee.
No! He's hiding from the police.
Maybe their here to make this torture cease
Yes! They find him and they let me out
THey take me to the pound and I wander about
Now im adopted, I live in a very nice place.
This is my story please copy and paste
If you hate animal abuse
If you don't I'll chew up your shoes.

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Pεoplε Changε,
Things Go Wrong
But Just Rεmεmbεr.
Lifε Goεs On. <3
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|......O..| You Have Ever
|..........| Pushed A Door
|..........| That Said Pull.

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------------------Girls
------------Are Like Apples
--------On Trees. The Best Ones
------Are At The Top Of The Tree
----The Boys Don't Want To Reach
---For The Good Ones Because They
-Are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead they Just Get The Rotten Apples
-From The Ground That Aren't As Good,
But Easy. So the apples at the top Think
Something is wrong with Them When In
--Reality, They're Amazing. They Just
---Have To Wait For The Right Boy To
------Come Along, The One Who's
------------Brave Enough To
-----------------Climb All
------------------The Way
-----------------To The Top
----------------Of The Tree

Just Something Extra..
A Halloween Recipe By Me
Grape Eyeballs
You will need: Grapes
What you do: Grab a stray grape and peel pieces off leaving lines. Do to the rest. When finished, put eyes onto a plate and make a pyramid with them. Finished!

~~~~~~~~~16 THINGS TO DO AT WALL-MART~~~~~~~~~
1.Throw Skittles at peole and shout, "Taste the rainbow!"
2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
3.Unwrap all the chocolate bars saying,"I've got to find that golden ticket.."
4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, " 'Code 3' in housewares".... and see what happens.
5. Go up to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.
8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"
9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.
10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.
11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.
12. Put a dora explorer doll in the middle of the store and if someone tries to pick it up,jump out and say,"SWIPER NO SWIPING!"
13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"
14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!"
15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!
16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "go, pikachu, go!"

97% of teens would cry if they
saw Robert Patterson
(Edward Cullen from Twilight)
standing on top of a sky scraper,
about to jump.

If you're one of the 3%
who would sit, eating
popcorn screaming
"DO A BACK
FLIP YOU SPARKLY RETARD!"
then copy this and paste it somewhere!

THIS IS THIS CAT
THIS IS IS CAT
THIS IS HOW CAT
THIS IS TO CAT
THIS IS KEEP CAT
THIS IS A CAT
THIS IS RETARD CAT
THIS IS BUSY CAT
THIS IS FOR CAT
THIS IS THIRTY CAT
THIS IS SECONDS CAT
Now.. go back and read the THIRD word of every sentence from the top..copy and paste if you fell for it.

SCHOOL..
Seven
Crappy
Hours
Of
Our
Lives

❤I want to be the girl he calls baby and the one he cuddles when we are in the cold.
❤ I want to be the girl he tells everything to.
❤I want to be the one he loves : )
~*Copy and paste this if you feel the same!!!!*~

Life is 10% what happens to you and 90% what you do with what happens to you. ❤

A white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here."
The black man turned around and stood up. He then said:
"Listen sir....when I was born I was BLACK "
"When I grew up I was BLACK, "
"When I'm sick I'm BLACK, "
"When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, "
"When I'm cold I'm BLACK, "
"When I die I'll be BLACK."
"But you sir."
"When you are born you're PINK".
"When you grow up you're WHITE, "
"When you're sick, you're GREEN, "
"When you go in the sun you turn RED, "
"When you're cold you turn BLUE, "
"And when you die you turn PURPLE.
"And you have the nerve to call me colored?"
The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away..
Put this on your page if you HATE racism!

GIRL: do i ever cross ur mind?
BOY: NO
GIRL: do u like me?
BOY: NO
GIRL: would u cry if i left?
BOY: NO
GIRL: would u live 4 me?
BOY: NO
GIRL: would u do anything 4 me?
BOY: NO
GIRL: choos-my or your life
BOY: my life
the girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says...
the reason u never cross my mind is cuz ur always on my mind.the reason y i dont like u is cuz i love u. the reason i dont want u is cuz i need u.the reason y i wouldent cry if u left is cuz i would die if u left
the reason i wouldnt live 4 u is cuz i would die 4 u.the reason im not willing to do anything 4 u is cuz i would do every thing 4 u.The reason i would choose my life is cuz, u r my life!!!

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Don’t cry because:
Singin': "Don't worry 'bout a thing,
'Cause every little thing gonna be all right."
Singin': "Don't worry (don't worry) 'bout a thing,
'Cause every little thing gonna be all right!"

: ) happy face
:-) just kidding or happy
:-( depressed or frowning
(:-( extremely Sad
B-) cool or sunglasses
:-))) overweight
d:-) a baseball player
:-D laughing
:-P tongue sticking out
:-o surprised
8-o shocked
:-s confused
:-\ skeptical
:-)' drooling
:-)8 well dressed because of bow tie
8-) glasses
*<|:-) Santa
:-{} big mouth
=:-)= punk rocker with a goatee
:v) big nose
:-# braces
:^) broken nose
:-[#] eating
:<) Ivy League school
:-& tongue tied
:*) drunk
:-'] cold
[(:-)](:-( a toupee and it's windy
:-8 talking out of both sides of my mouth.
=]:-)= Uncle Sam
;-) winking
:-+ exhausted
:' ( crying
:-# lips are sealed
%-) cross-eyed
':-) shaved off one eyebrow
(-) need a haircut
(:)-) scuba diving
+-(:-) the Pope
=:-) a punk rocker
:-J tongue-in-cheek
5:-) Elvis
====|:-)= Abe lincoln
------(:-) Really tall mohawk
#-| Dased and confused
:-: toothless
:-< frowning
:-<) happy moustache man
:-=) Adolph Hitler
:-> biting sarcastic face
:->X==| smiley formalware
:-D big smile
:-I indifferent
8-) smiley swimmer
:-* smiley after eating something bitter
:-& smiley which is tongue-tied
:-0 smiley orator
smiley invisible man
(:-( unsmiley frowning
(:-) smiley big-face
=:-) smiley punk-rocker
+:-) smiley priest
:-o smiley singing national anthem
}:-) smiley with its hair parted in the middle
;-) winking smiley
:> midget smiley

What if the last person who texted you told you they had feelings for you?
lol thatd b creepy.. it was a girl

Could you handle having kids?
yea but i dnt want any right now :P

Hows your heart?
idk... healthy? beating?

You are getting ready to go to bed, and the last person you kissed shows up, what do you do?
havennt kissed annyonee :) lol

If your phone goes off during the night, do you answer it?
depends.. if im sleeping, in a bad mood, or dnt like the person then no. otherwise yea.

Has anyone admitted anything to you in the past week?
yea

Do you want to see somebody right now?
yea lol

What are you scared of?
spiders

When will your next kiss be?
uhm idk i dnt plan kisses thats weird..

How often do you hold back what you want to say?
when i'm talkin 2 my parents or teachers.. or my princible, hes scary!

Are you afraid of losing the last person you talked to?
no shes sitting right next 2 me, shes fine lol.

Is anything bothering you?
no

What was your last thought before you went to bed last night?
is mom making waffles in the morning?

Are you a jealous person?
kindof.. with like friends tho..

Have you ever seen the last person you kissed without a shirt?
no lol

If someone asked you to move with them out of state right now would you?
no

Are you a very nice person?
well.....

If you could go back in time and change things, would you?
idk.. i guess so..

Are you easily amused?
yea lol u could put me in a room with absoutly nothing in it and i could entertain myself..

Are you doing anything tonight?
no..

Do you speak more than 6 languages?
no, i can barley speak 2 lol

Do you watch MTV anymore?
no..

Is your hair naturally straight?
no, unfortunaly

Is your heart broken?
not yett

Has anyone ever hurt you?
like how? well anyway yea..

Could you even go 30 minutes without cursing?
yeahhh

Have you had any alcohol this week, and what was it?
umm no!! how old do u think i am lol

Ever been called babe?
millions of times

Do you have a best friend?
yupp

Is it okay to like someone else when you have a boyfriend/ girlfriend?
yea as long as u dnt tell any1

What happened at 10:00 am?
i was in the bathroom(at school) texting my friend, asking her if she was faking sick and really in las vegas..

Have you ever wanted to tell someone something but didn't?
nopee
t
Has anyone lied to you today?
not sure...

What do you hear right now?
speak now by taylor swift

Are you afraid to answer sexual questions?
uhm.. idk?

Are you a couple with the last person you kissed on the lips?
uhhh..

Are you wearing jeans, shorts, sweatpants, or pajama pants?
pjs..

What's something you need to do?
everyday? talk...

To whom did you last give the finger to?
a biotch

Do you think before you speak?
haha ur so funny... does any1?

Do you have a busy weekend coming up?
who doesntt!

Are you good at giving directions?
not rly...

If you're sleeping and someone calls you what do you say?
person: Heyy
me:SHUT UP IM SLEEPING!

Do you think relationships are hard?
yeah

Would you have sex with the first person under R in your contacts?
wth im not that olld :)and itss a girll lol

Be honest, are you starting to gain feelings towards anyone?
i have had themm for a while..

Ready for kids?
not now! i still want to live!

Will you be dating someone in six months?
idkkk i cant see the future!!!!

Are you someone who is a jerk because you're so honest?
idk i guess..

How often do you give out second chances?
waay 2 much

Has anyone disappointed you recently?
yea..

Ever kissed someone who smokes?
ew no

How was last night?
bad.. it was cold and i twisted my ankle!!

What were the best days of the week so far?
everyday!

Have you ever left school just because you didn't want to be there?
does it count if u had a concussion?

Someone who meant a lot to you at one point that aren't around anymore?
uh idk... nobody?

Did anything cute happen today?
not rly..

Is tomorrow going to be a good day?
yea!!

Are you hungry for anything?
yea kindof..

Will you be in bed in the next 20 minutes?
nope!!

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97% of teens would cry if they
saw Robert Patterson
(Edward Cullen from Twilight)
standing on top of a sky scraper,
about to jump.
3% would sit, eating
popcorn screaming
"DO A BACK
FLIP YOU SPARKLY RETARD!"
put this on your profile if
you'd be apart of that 3%!
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勇 Courage
喜 Happiness
樂 joy
恨 Hate
友情 friendship
暗闇 Darkness
希望 Hope
火 Fire
水 Water
地球 Earth
風 Wind
火Fire
忍術Ninjutsu
体術Taijutsu
幻術Genjutsu
復讐Revenge *so me XD*
力Power

I really hate people when-
•lie to my face
• talk about me
• learn a deep secret secret about me "accidently"
• blackmail
• act like they are better than everyone else
• talk smart to my face
• act like they hate me, walk away & come back like it never happened
• say everything you do is stupid
• stalk after an akward moment
• make FUN of someone when they aren't there
• try to seperate you from your friends
• kick or punch you and walk away like it never happened
• act like they diden't mean to- but they did
• makes you want to jump em later & pop their round peanut head
•randomly get your friends attention, and starts taunting them and
you end up embarisimg yourself telling them to shut their peanutshell
n put tape on it so your peanuts won't fall out before I crack it!
If you toatally feel the same way then put this on your profile, if
not, oh well.

TAYLOR LAUTNER OW OW oW he is so hot!!
LOL!

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WHO HERE AGREES WITH ME::::
Taylor Lautner and Selena Gomez would make some pretty hot babies, wouldnt they?

You know what?
I'm gonna attempt to bore you now.
It is raining outside..
I don't think it'll stop..
Hmm.
I'm hungry.
But what should I eat?
Poptarts?
No, too dry.
Pizza?
No, too common.
An Apple?
No, too nutritious.
Oh, well.
I'm sleepy.
But I don't wanna sleep.
There is also a hobo sleeping in my bed.
He stole it from me.
And now he is eating everything in my house.
Thats not good.
I must do something about this.
Will you help?
No?
I'm too annoying?
Pfft, you can't leave.
You can't stop reading no matter how hard you try.
I'm so addicting to read.
I'm irresistable.
And oh-so annoying.
And you can't deny it.
Either help me slay the hobo..
Or have me type this until the end of forever.
..You help me slay the hobo?
Great, we have an understanding.
Thank you.
I love you.
Come back tomorrow with a waffle and a bar of soap.
Good day.

1st...
Get PEN and PAPER

2nd. WHEN CHOOSING NAMES, MAKE SURE THEY
ARE REAL PEOPLE THAT YOUACTUALLY KNOW

3rd. GO
WITH YOUR FIRST INSTINCTS!!!!! It's very important for good results..

4th. SCROLL DOWN ONE LINE AT THE TIME DON`T READ AHEAD
OTHERWISE YOU I WILL RUI N THE FUN.

On a blank sheet of paper, WRITE NUMBERS 1 through 11in a COLUMN on the
LEFT.

BESIDE
the NUMBERS 1
& 2,

WRITE
DOWN ANY
2 NUMBERS
YOU WANT.
DO YOU HAVE A FAVORITE NUMBER?

BESIDE
the NUMBERS 3
& 7,

WRITE
DOWN THE NAMES OF TWO MEMBERS
OF THE
OPPOSITE SEX.

CAUTION:
DO NOT LOOK AHEAD or IT WILL NOT TURN OUT
RIGHT

WRITE
ANYONES NAME (like FRIENDS or FAMILY. .....)

next
to 4,
5, & 6 .

DON`T
CHEAT OR YOU`LL BE UPSET THAT
YOU
DID

WRITE
down FOUR SONG TITLES in 8,
9, 10, & 11

Finally, MAKE
A WISH

ARE
YOU READY?
HERE IS THE
KEY
TO THE GAME

THE
NUMBER of PEOPLE YOU MUST TELL ABOUT THIS GAME is found in
SPACE 2

THE
PERSON IN SPACE
3 IS
THE ONE YOU LOVE

THE
PERSON YOU LIKE but your relationship CANNOT WORK is in
SPACE 7

YOU
CARE MOST about t he PERSON you put in
SPACE 4

THE
PERSON YOU NAME IN NUMBER 5 IS
THE ONE WHO

KNOWS
YOU VERY WELL.

THE
PERSON YOU NAMED IN 6 IS
YOUR LUCKY
STAR

THE
SONG IN 8 IS
THE SONG THAT MATCHES WITH THE

PERSON
IN NUMBER 3

THE
TITLE IN 9 IS
THE SONG FOR THE

PERSON
IN 7

THE 10 TH
SPACE IS THE SONG THAT TELLS YOU MOST ABOUT

YOUR
MIND

AND 11 IS
THE SONG TELLING HOW YOU

FEEL
ABOUT LIFE

NUMBER 1 IS
YOUR

LUCKY
NUMBER

SEND
THIS TO A MINIMUM OF 10 PEOPLE
WITHIN AN
HOUR OF READING THIS.

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F- Fight for you
R- Respect you
I- Inspire you
E- Encourage you
N- Need you
D- Deserve you
S- Stand by you

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1) you are reading this.
2) now you are saying/thinking that is a stupid fact.
4)you didn't notice that i skipped step 3.
5) you are checking it now.
6) you are smiling. â˜º
7) you are still reading this.
8) you know that all this is true maybe except for step 2.
10) you didn't notice that i skipped number 9
11) you are checking it now.
12) you didn't know that there are only 10 facts!!

I HAS SOMETHING FOR YOU :P. *throws a boot at your head* put this on your profile if you love boot to the head ^w^

5 ways to make the pizza guy feel nervous:

1. While you are you are making an order, randomly start pressing the numbers on the phone and tell the guy to stop doing it.

2. Ask for a Big Mac, French fries and a Large Coke.

3. Finish the order with: “Remember, this conversation never happened”.

4. Ask him if they have pizza.

5. say that you still have to give me $50

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Put this on your profile if you love Girrafes

Girl and guy were speeding, on a motorcycle, over 90 mph on the road..
Girl: Slow down! Im scared!
Guy: No, this is fun!
Girl: No, its not. Please, your really scaring me!
Guy: Then tell me you love me.
Girl: Fine, I love you. Slow down!
Guy: Now give me a BIG hug. *Girl hugs him*
Guy: Can you take my helmet off & put it on yourself? Its bugging me.
(In the paper the next day)
A motorcycle crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it, but only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized that his breaks went out, but he didnt want to let the girl know. Instead, he had her say she loved him & felt her hug one last time, then had her wear his helmet so that she would live even though it meant that he would die.
Repost if you would do this for someone you love. Then put this on your page..

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║Cαn't Fαce Mε...Wεll Turn Arσund!
║Lσvε Mε?...Grεαt!
║Hαtε Mε?...Eνεn Bεttεr!
║Think Im Uglч...Dσn't Lσσк At Mε!
║Dσn't Likε Mч Stчlε...Dσn't Lιкє Yσurѕ!
║Dσn't Knσw Mε... Dσn't Judge Mε!
║Think Yσu Knσw Mε...Yσu Hαvε Nσ Idεα
think im trippin? then tie my shoes

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called u hott b4
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[1] I ₦€€D Tø T€ʟʟ yðu ɑ s€¢r€T look at 5
[2] The answer is look at 11
[3] Don't get mad look at 15
[4] Calm down don't be mad look at 13
[5] First look at 2, this is really hard to say
[6] Don't be that angry look at 12
[7] I just wanted to say hi
[8] What I wanted to tell you is... I can't bear this pressure sorry, look at 14
[9] Please be patient we will be arriving momentarily, look at 4
[10] I promise this is the last time, the secret is revealed at 7
[11] I hope you aren't mad when I say look at 6
[12] Sorry look at 8
[13] Don't get mad, look at 10
[14] I don't know how to say this look at 3
[15] You must be extremely pissed off by now, go to number 4

love hiimm, oh yeess i do. he's just for ME and NAWT 4 youu. so if my chancee yoouu take myy placee, i'll takke my fist and smashh your face

Chris Brown died cause he had No Air!

Souija Boy died cause of YOOOOOUUUUUU!!!!!!!!

Lil Wayne died cause he choked on his Lollipop!!

Who killed Alicia Keys? No One! !!!!!!!

Trey Song died cause he Couldn't Help But Wait!

Lil Mama died cause she ran out of Lip Gloss!

Sean Kingston died cause he saw too many Beautiful Girls!

Flo-Rida died cause he got too Low!

Fat Joe died cause he Leaned Back too far!

Mariah Carey died cause too many people Touched her Body!

Beyonce died cause she rung the alarm and was Shocked!

Kelsie died cause she was way too Bossy!

Estelle died cause she saw an American Boy!

Kanye West died cause he wasn't Stronger!

Katy Perry died cause she Kissed a Girl!

Danity Kane died cause she was Damaged!

Leona Lewis died cause she was Bleeding Love!

Rihanna died cause they Stopped the Music!

Lupe Fiasco died cause he was a Superstar!

Natasha Bedingfield died cause she was Unwritten!

Jordin Sparks died cause she got a Tattoo!

The Jonas Brothers died cause they were Burnin' Up!=]]]]

The PussyCat Dolls died cause they Grew Up!

Miley Cyrus died cause of 7 Things!

Hannah Montana died cause Nobody's Perfect!

Maroon 5 died cause they saw Your Face Again!

Panic!at the Disco died because someone closed the Darn Door on them!

Afrom Man died cause he got too High!

FAKE FRIENDS: Never ask for food
REAL FRIENDS: Are the reason you have no food.

FAKE FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr/Mrs.
REAL FRIENDS: Call your parents by their first names.

FAKE FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.
REAL FRIENDS: Would be sittin next to you sayin "Dang...... that was fun!"

FAKE FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
REAL FRIENDS: Cry with you.

FAKE FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
REAL FRIENDS: Keep your stuff so long they forget its yours.

FAKE FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Could write a book about you with direct quotes from you.

FAKE FRIENDS: Will leave you behind to be with the crowd.
REAL FRIENDS: Will get the whole crowd to come over to you.

FAKE FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
REAL FRIENDS: Would knock after they've let themselves in.

FAKE FRIENDS: Will talk bad to the person who talks bad about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Will knock them out.

FAKE FRIENDS: Would ignore this.
REAL FRIENDS: Will repost it

FAKE FRIENDS: Are for a while.
REAL FRIENDS: Are forever.

Heyyy im Sarah and i suck at drawing ok?
I play soccer and luv it ALOT! lol oh and i hate all u football players who call soccer players "stupid foot faries"!

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THIS IS RETARD CAT
THIS IS BUSY CAT
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now.. go back and read the THIRD word of every sentence from the top..copy and paste if you fell for it