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Hey, I'm Brooke and I'm just your average proud country bumpkin. I am a raved fanfictionioner (fanfiction.com/bewilder22) and drawer. I play for capital city srtreaks defense. Nothing get past the wall!!!
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**The real trouble with reality is that there's no background music.
Brooke
IF SOMEONE SAYS "IS THIS OKAY" YOU SAY?
Three by Brittany Spears (on a scale of one to ten?)
WHAT WOULD BEST DESCRIBE YOUR PERSONALITY?
I Don’t Miss You at All by Selena Gomez (Wow rough)
WHAT DO YOU LIKE IN A GUY/GIRL?
Rock Your Body by Justin Timberlake (hahahahaha)
WHAT IS YOUR LIFE'S PURPOSE?
Dead and Gone by T.I. (that’s sad)
WHAT IS YOUR MOTTO?
Feel It by Three Six Mafia and Tiesto with Sean Kingston (Okay then)
WHAT DO YOUR FRIENDS THINK OF YOU?
Imma Bee by Black eyed Peas (oh gosh)
WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT VERY OFTEN?
Party Like a Rock Star by Shop Boyz
WHAT IS 2 + 2?
Kiss Kiss by Chris brown (wow love)
WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR BEST FRIEND?
Since You’ve Been Gone by Kellie Clarkson
WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THE PERSON YOU LIKE?
Goodbyes by Savannah Outen (aw man)
WHAT IS YOUR LIFE STORY?
If We Ever Meet Again by Timbaland and Katy Perry (Yes)
WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE WHEN YOU GROW UP?
Pocketful of Sunshine by Natasha Bedingfield (No not a Deja)
WHAT DO YOU THINK WHEN YOU SEE THE PERSON YOU LIKE?
Keep it Real by Jonas Brothers (makes sense)
WHAT DO YOUR PARENTS THINK OF YOU?
Miss Independent by Kellie Clarkson (Should be Queen of Excuses)
WHAT WILL YOU DANCE TO AT YOUR WEDDING?
I Don’t Dance by Chad and Ryan (Hahahaha)
WHAT WILL THEY PLAY AT YOUR FUNERAL?
You Raise Me Up by Josh Groban (Yay! God raises me up… from the dead)
WHAT IS YOUR HOBBY/INTEREST?
Lov Lockdown by Kanye West
WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST SECRET?
Saturday in the Park by Chicago (Oooo….. Creepy)
WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR FRIENDS?
Just a Girl by No Doubt (Hahaha)
DOES ANYONE LIKE YOU?
Last time Around by Nick Jonas and the Administration (when was that)
HOW DO YOU FEEL TODAY?
Battlefield by Jordan Sparks (oh gosh)
WHAT'S THE WORST THING THAT COULD HAPPEN?
Good Girls Go Bad by Cobra Starship (hahahaha)
HOW WILL YOU DIE?
Boom Boom Pow by Black Eyed Peas (OMG hahahahaha)
WHAT IS THE ONE THING YOU REGRET?
Pants on the Ground by Spen on Dat Beat (hahahahaha I need a belt)
WHAT MAKES YOU LAUGH?
Baby by Justin beiber (I am sick. Laughing at babies)
WHAT MAKES YOU CRY?
Bad Day by Daniel Powter
WILL YOU EVER GET MARRIED?
I Can Only Imagine by MercyMe (aw!)
IF YOU COULD GO BACK IN TIME, WHAT WOULD YOU CHANGE?
What I like About You by The Romantics (hahahaha)
WHAT HURTS RIGHT NOW?
Poker Face by Lady Gaga (the face all squished up. I can only Imangine)
WHAT WILL YOU REPOST THIS AS?
Boondocks by Little Big Town (okay)
MY NAME IS Isadora AND I WAS PESTERED BY MY FRIENDS TO JOIN THIS SITE BECAUSE I WAS TIRED OF THEIR STINKIN ARGUING (THAT'S RIGHT DEJA I AM TALKING TO YOU!) I AM TOTALLY IN LOVE WITH COPY AND PASTE STUFF, percy jackson, THINGS THAT MAKE MY SIDE HURT, WEST SIDE STORY, AND (IN CASE YOU DIDN'T KNOW) CAPS LOCK!!!!!!!!!!
COPY AND PASTE BUNNY TO SEND HIM ON HIS WAY TO WORLD DOMINATION ( I KNOW HE IS SO COOL BECAUSE HE IS INVISIBLE)!!!!!!!!!!!!
MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA *COUGH* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!
TWENTY THINGS TO PONDER AND THINK ABOUT....
1.) WHY IS A PERSON WHO HANDLES YOUR MONEY CALLED A BROKER
2.) IF PRO IS THE OPPOSITE OF CON, DOES THAT MEAN PROGRESS IS THE OPPOSITE OF CONGRESS
3.) WHY IS IT A PAIR OF PANTS WHEN THERE IS ONLY ONE (IF YOU SAID 'WELL IT HAS TWO LEGS' WELL THEN WHY ISN'T A SHIRT A PAIR OF SHIRTS.... OH YEAH, BURN!)
4.) WHY DO WE PUT VALUABLE CARS IN THE DRIVEWAY AND USELESS JUNK IN THE GARAGE
5.) WHY ARE HOTDOGS IN PACKS OF TEN AND THE BUNS IN EIGHTS
6.) WHY ARE THERE DRIVE UP ATM WITH BRAILE LETTERING
7.) WHY DOES THE SUN LIGHTEN OUR HAIR BUT DARKENS OUR SKIN
8.) WHY THERE IS NEVER THE HEADLINE 'PHSYCIC WINS LOTTERY'
9.) WHY IS ABBREVIATED SUCH A LONG WORD
10.) WHY IS LEMON JUIC MADE WITH ARTIFICIAL FLAVOR AND DISHWASHER SOAP WITH REAL LEMONS
11.) WHY IS RUSH HOUR THE SLOWEST TIME OF TRAFFIC
12.) WHY ISN'T THERE MOUS-FLAVORED CAT FOOD
13.) WHY DON'T SHEEP SHRINK IN THE RAIN
14.) WHY ISN'T THERE A PROPER NAME FOR THE TOP OF YOUR FOOT
15.) WHY ARE THEY CALLED APARTMENTS WHEN THEY ARE ALL STUCK TOGETHER
16.)IF FLYING IS SO SAFE WHY IS THE AIRPORT CALLED THE TERMINAL
PAST LIFE: A SONG BY brooke engles AND savannah cowen
HARRY JUST HIT THE WALL
HE NEVER HAD IT ALL
POTIONS CLASS A DAY
HE NEVER GOT AN 'A'
AND HE FOUGHT VOLDEMORT
WHEN HE WAS A QUARTER OF FOUR
WHAT HAPPENED TO HIS PLAN
TO BECOME A REGULAR MAN
HE WAS GONNA BE A WIZARD
HE WAS GONNA BE A QUIDDITCH STAR
THE ONE THAT GOT THE SNITH
ON THE QUIDDITCH PITCH
HIS FIREBOLT
IS NOW THE ENVY
OF ALL THOSE SLYTHERINS
WHO CAN'T EVEN GET A 'T'
IN THE PENSIEVE...
HARRY IS RUNNING
FROM VOLDEMORT
'CAUSE HE BROUGHT HIM BACK
IN HIS FOURTH YEAR, OF HOGWARTS
HIS TWO FRIENDS RON AND HERMIONE
ARE TELLING HIM HE NEEDS TO FOCUS
BUT HE'S STILL PREOCUPIED
WITH HIS
WITH HIS
WITH HIS PAST LIFE
~TUNE BY bowling for soup. TUNE TO 1985
Interview:
Q-What is your favorite color?
A-Sunset orange(that's me-Specific)
Q-Would you rather kill Luke or push Rachel Elizabeth Dare off a cliff?
A-Oo, tough one...I guess push Rachel off a cliff because, you know, Luke turned good in the end...
Q-If you could be in any cabin at Camp half-Blood which one would it be?
A-If it was a guy probably Apollo, but if it was a girl probably Demeter. Don't you think it would be really cool to strangle your enemies in vines. --thinks evily--
Q-If you could have any superpower what would it be?
A-Probably shape-shifting because you could turn into something that could fly or something that could breath underwater.
Q-Funniest harry Potter quote?
A- 'You may not like this Minister, but you got to admit, Dumbledore's got style'-Kingsley Shaklebolt.
Q-Favorite Percy Jackson quote?
A-How about i kick you in your soft spot and make you sing soprano for a week-Percy Jackson, a thought.
Q-Favorite Christmas song?
A-Let it Snow.
Q-Favorite song?
A-Don't stop Believin', I Can Only Imagine, 'America' and 'Gee, Officer Krupke' (From West Side Story)
Q-If you could date any Percy Jackson character who would it be?
A-Nico di Angelo
Q-Who would fit to play in any Percy Jackson movie.
A-Calypso, the angry river naiad who won't let Percy use her water to clean the stables, Katie Gardner, or Hestia. (I look the most like them. Have you noticed that they are the only ones with brown hair and/or eyes?)
Q-Favorite books?
A-Harry potter, Percy Jackson and the Olympians, Maximum ride, 39clues, Swindle, Zoobreak, and Nerds: National, Espionage, Rescue, and Defense Squad.(these are my top favorites. trust me I have LOTS more.)
Q-Night or Day?
A-I like night but I love sunset...still I prefer night.
Q-Movie(s)
A-Oh my gosh! I am like in love with West Side Story it is so good and probably Hairspray. I love movies with dancing!
Q-What is your FAVORITE saying?
A-"There is nothing to fear but fear itself," it makes sense.
1. Your real name: Brooke
2. Your Gangsta name (the first four letters of your name plus "izzle"): Brooizzle
3. Your Detective name (fav. color and fav. animal): Orange Owl
4. Your Soap Opra name (your middle name and the street you live on): Alexandra Brisbane
5. Your Star Wars name (first three letters of your last name, first two letters of your first): Engbr
6. Your Super Hero name (2nd fav color, fav drink): Gray Sprite
7. Your Goth Name (Black plus the name of one of your pets): Black Champ
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15 THINGS IM GOING TO DO AT WAL-MART
1. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals.
2. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.
3. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
" 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.
4. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
5. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
6. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.
7. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"
8. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.
9. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.
10. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.
11. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.
12. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"
13. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!"
14. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!
15. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "pikachu, I choose you!"
Repost this if you laughed...
Or are planning to do any of these things
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Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.
Silence is golden but duck tape is silver
You call me a b? Because a b is a dog. Dogs bark. Bark grows on trees. Trees are a part of nature. Nature is beautiful. I know I'm beautiful, thanks for noticing.
If you still have to think 'righty tighty, left loosy' when opening, well, anything, copy this into your profile.
A friend helps you up when you fall. A best friend continues walking while saying, "Walk much weirdo?"
A friend gives you their umbrella in the rain. A best friend takes yours and says, "RUN, FOREST RUN!"
A friend wipes your tears when your rejected. A best friend goes up to him and says, "It's because your gay isn't it?"
A friend will visit you in jail. A good friend will bail you out of jail. A best friend would be in the room next to you saying, "THAT WAS FREAKING AWESOME'!!
A friend will always be like "well you deserve better". A best friends will be prank calling him saying "you will die in seven days".
The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why it's not
Don't run in the school hall, gliding is more fun!
What happens if you get scared half to death twice?" That's a really good question...I wonder...
Some say the glass is half full, others the glass is half empty, all I want to know is who the heck is drinking my water!
If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.
Money can't buy happiness. But it sure makes misery easier to live with
I call things as I see them; If I didn't see them, I make them up!
Take my advice, I don't use it anyway.
"I DON'T SUFFER FROM INSANITY, I ENJOY EVERY SECOND OF IT"
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40 Things to do in Class when you're Bored:
1. Try to develop psychic powers, then use 'em.
2. Inflate a beachball and throw it around the room.
3. Sing Show Tunes.
4. Make loud animal noises then deny doing it.
5. Think of new pick up lines. See if they work.
6. Pretend you're flying a jet fighter in the Gulf War.
7. Churn some butter.
8. Conceive a brand new language.
9. Walls made of brick. Count 'em.
10. Plot revenge against someone.
11. Think of nicknames for everyone you know.
12. See how long you can hold your breath.
13. Take your pants off and give them to the professor.
14. Chew on your arm until someone notices.
15. Change seats every three minutes.
16. Think of ways to cheat at Trivial Pursuit.
17. Shave.
18. Run across the room, tag someone and say "You're it.".
19. Announce to the class that you are God and that you're angry.
20. Think of five new ways to use your shoes.
21. Start a wave.
22. Walk around the room begging for spare change.
23. Roast marshmellows.
24. Practice phrasing your answers in the form of a question.
25. Crawl around the room humming the music from Mission Impossible.
26. Take apart your desk.
27. Pretend to communicate with your home planet.
28. Play rock-paper-scissors with yourself. Accuse your left hand of cheating.
29. Do a quick tapdance routine.
30. Try bird-watching.
31. Walk up the aisle yelling, "Popcorn! Hot popcorn here!".
32. Throw your backpack at someone.
33. Run to the window, then say, "Sorry, I thought I saw the Bat-signal".
34. Ask the person in front of you to marry you.
35. Start laughing really hard and say, "Oh, now I get it.".
36. Make a sundial.
37. Give yourself a new identity.
38. Write a screenplay about a diabetic Swedish girl who can't swim.
39. Dig an escape tunnel.
40. Announce your candidacy for President
Don't blame me if you really do try this!
My best friend is insane! If you agree, or if you have an insane friend, then copy this into your profile. (Yeah, you know who you are)
If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you think that people who don't like PJO are crazy/stupid/losers, copy this into yor profile.
If you can raed tihs, cpoy tihs itno yuor polrfie, and sea if ohtres can raed it.
If you ever totally spaced out during some kind of sporting event and the other team scored a point because of it, copy this into your profile.
When life gives you lemon, throw them back and tell life to make its own dang lemonade!!
A good friend will bail you out of jail, but a best friend will be sitting next to you saying, "Woah! Let's do that again!"
A good friend will wipe your tears when you get rejected, but a best friend will prank call the boy and say, "You will die in seven days!"
"Real artificial bacon bits" Oh, yeah, I'm gonna go out and buy myself some real-fake bacon bits. Not just fake-fake, real-fake
Christmas lights: To be used for indoor or outdoor use only (as opposed to...?)
A good friend will help you up when you fall. A best friend is the one that trips you.
If you don't know the difference between alligators and crocodiles, copy this into you profile.
If you think that 'morning people' should be driven off the face of the planet so they can spread their 6-AM cheer to say, Martians, copy this into your profile.
"Dreams like a podcast.
Downloading truth into my ears.
They tell me cool stuff."
A word to the wise ain't nessacery. It's the stupid ones that need advice.
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