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(≧◡≦)♫ ♪ ♪ ♫ ♩ ♬ ♭ ♮ ♯ılıll|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llılı Mus¡c luver ılıll|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|̲̅̅=̲̅̅|̲̅̅●̲̅̅|llılı✿˙·٠•●♥ Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ ♥●✿true friend✿●♥ Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ ♥●•٠·˙✿
Spell out your N-A-M-E and see what it means...
A:hot
B:loves people
C: good kisser
D: makes people laugh
E: Has gorgeous eyes
F: people wild and crazy adore you
G: very outgoing
H: easy to fall in love with
I: loves to laugh and smile
J: is really sweet
K: really silly
L: smile to die for
M: makes dating fun
N: can kick the heck out of u
O: has one of the best personalities ever
P: popular with all types of people
Q: a hypocrite
R: good boyfriend or girlfriend
S: cute
T: very good kisser
U: is very hot
V: not judgmental
W: very broad minded
X: never let people tell you what to do
Y: is loved by everyone
Z. Shmexy


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i got bored...
idea from teto!!
40 Things to do in Class when you're Bored:

1. Try to develop psychic powers, then use 'em.
2. Inflate a beachball and throw it around the room.
3. Sing Show Tunes.
4. Make loud animal noises then deny doing it.
5. Think of new pick up lines. See if they work.
6. Pretend you're flying a jet fighter in the Gulf War.
7. Churn some butter.
8. Conceive a brand new language.
9. Walls made of brick. Count 'em.
10. Plot revenge against someone.
11. Think of nicknames for everyone you know.
12. See how long you can hold your breath.
13. Take your pants off and give them to the professor.
14. Chew on your arm until someone notices.
15. Change seats every three minutes.
16. Think of ways to cheat at Trivial Pursuit.
17. Shave.
18. Run across the room, tag someone and say "You're it.".
19. Announce to the class that you are God and that you're angry.
20. Think of five new ways to use your shoes.
21. Start a wave.
22. Walk around the room begging for spare change.
23. Roast marshmellows.
24. Practice phrasing your answers in the form of a question.
25. Crawl around the room humming the music from Mission Impossible.
26. Take apart your desk.
27. Pretend to communicate with your home planet.
28. Play rock-paper-scissors with yourself. Accuse your left hand of cheating.
29. Do a quick tapdance routine.
30. Try bird-watching.
31. Walk up the aisle yelling, "Popcorn! Hot popcorn here!".
32. Throw your backpack at someone.
33. Run to the window, then say, "Sorry, I thought I saw the Bat-signal".
34. Ask the person in front of you to marry you.
35. Start laughing really hard and say, "Oh, now I get it.".
36. Make a sundial.
37. Give yourself a new identity.
38. Write a screenplay about a diabetic Swedish girl who can't swim.
39. Dig an escape tunnel.
40. Announce your candidacy for President

Warning: Do not do all of them in one class.

Don't blame me if you really do try this!



Funny Joke!
A preschooler has to learn the first 5 letters of the alphabet for preschool,so that night after preschool he asks his brother what the first letter is as he's doing his homework. He says "Shut up, I'm busy." So then he goes up to his other brother and asks what the second letter is while he's watching a movie, so he says, "Batman!!!" So he goes up to his sister, who's taking out the garbage what the third letter is, and she keeps singing, "In the garbage, In the garbage..", and after that, he goes up to His Dad who was watching a Football game and asks what the fourth letter of the alphabet is, and he says, "49! Hit 'em hard!" So then he goes up to his mom and asks what the fifth letter is while she's cooking, and she says "MY BUNS ARE BURNING! MY BUNS ARE BURNING!" (No, she's so the next day at preschool his teacher asks what the first letter of the alphabet is, and he says "Shut up, I'm Busy" so when he gets sent to the principal's office, the principal asked, "What is your name?" And he replies, "BATMAN!" Then the principal says: "Okay... Ummm... where do you live?" Then, he sings "In the garbage, In the garbage..." So that night after preschool his mother says " I heard you got in big trouble today. how many spanks do you need now?"
Then he says... "49, Hit 'em hard!" Then after he gets forty nine spanks, His dad says "Now, what do you have to say for yourself?"
... "MY BUNS ARE BURNING! MY BUNS ARE BURNING!"

☮☮i like cartoons, mostly sonic X.i also like anime, hellokitty, fantage, and faries.i hate animal abuse, anoying ppl and when a dude likes me but i dont like em back.

voilets info:
taken: sparky
fave color: purple
fave food: pudding and pie
fave singer: taylor swift
hates: ppl who keep nagging her
loves: to paint
has a tiwn sister angel
goes to sonic high school

:D



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96% of teens Would die from a nervous breakdown if Miley Cyrus jumped off a cliff. so if you're one of the %4 who would go there and yell "JUMP JUMP JUMP JUMP!" then put this on your profile

21 things to do in an elevator:
1) crack open your briefcase or handbag and say,
“Got enough air in there?”
2) stand motionless and silent in the corner facing the wall without getting off
3) when arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors, then act embarrassed when they open
4) greet everyone with a warm handshake then ask them to call you Admiral
5) meow occasionally
6) stare at another person for a while then say “You’re one of THEM” then back away slowly
7) say “DING!” at every floor
8) say “I wonder what these do?” then press all the red buttons
9) make explosion noises when anyone presses a button
10) stare, grinning at another person for a while then announce “ I don’t have any socks on”
11) when the elevator is silent, look around then ask “ Is that your beeper?”
12) try to make a personal phone call on an emergency phone
13) draw a little square on the ground with chalk then announce “ This is my personal space”
14) when there’s only one other passenger in the elevator poke them then act like in wasn’t you
15) push the buttons and act like they give you a shock, smile, then go back for more
16) ask if you can push the buttons for someone else then push the wrong ones
17) hold the doors open and say you’re waiting for a friend then after a while let the doors close and say “ Hey Greg, how was your day?”
18) drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to pick in up then yell
“Hey that’s mine!”
19) bring a camera and take pictures of all the passengers
20) pretend you’re a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with passengers
21) Swat at flies that don’t exist
THIS IS SOOOOOO KEWL!!!
ǝƃɐd ɹnoʎ oʇuo sIɥʇ ǝʇsɐd puɐ ʎdoɔ 'sʎɐs sɥʇ ʇɐɥʍ ʇno
ǝɹnƃIɟ oʇ ɥƃnouǝ ʇɹɐɯs ǝɹɐ noʎ ɟI


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SPIDER PIG WOOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

1.hold your breath
2.go to your profile or a picture and add this
3.hope your still holding your breath
4.if you made it your a good kisser

☮=Peace
♥=Hearts
ツ=Doodle Smile
✿=Flower
☺=Smiley Face
ღ=Fancy Heart
☆=Star 1
★=Star 2
♣=clover!
♪♫=Music
◦◕‿◕◦=face
Ѽ= apple
Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ=butterfly
✔=checkmark

~GIRL AND BOY POEM~(Which is so romantic!)
GIRL: do i ever cross ur mind?
BOY: NO
GIRL: do u like me?
BOY: NO
GIRL: would u cry if i left?
BOY: NO
GIRL: would u live 4 me?
BOY: NO
GIRL: would u do anything 4 me?
BOY: NO
GIRL: choos-my or your life
BOY: my life
the girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says...
the reason u never cross my mind is cuz ur always on my mind.the reason y i dont like u is cuz i love u. the reason i dont want u is cuz i need u.the reason y i wouldent cry if u left is cuz i would die if u left
the reason i wouldnt live 4 u is cuz i would die 4 u.the reason im not willing to do anything 4 u is cuz i would do every thing 4 u.The reason i would choose my life is cuz, u r my life!!!


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FIRE DEMONS 4EVER
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..¢αℓℓιηg мє FAKE ωση'т мαкє уσυ REAL,
¢αℓℓιηg мє STUPID ωση'т мαкє уσυ SMART,
¢αℓℓιηg мє WEAK ωση'т мαкє уσυ STRONG,
¢αℓℓιηg мє UGLY ωση'т мαкє уσυ PRETTY,
¢αℓℓιηg мє MEAN ωση'т мαкє уσυ NICE,
¢αℓℓιηg мє WEIRD ωση'т мαкє уσυ COOL,
¢αℓℓιηg мє USELESS ωση'т мαкє уσυ PERFECT,
¢αℓℓιηg мє POOR ωση'т мαкє уσυ RICH,
¢αℓℓιηg мє GUILTY ωση'т мαкє уσυ INNOCENT,
¢αℓℓιηg мє α LIAR ωση'т мαкє уσυ HONEST,
¢αℓℓιηg мє α LOSER ωση'т мαкє уσυ α WINNER,
¢αℓℓιηg мє α NERD ωση'т мαкє уσυ POPULAR,
¢αℓℓιηg мє α COWARD ωση'т мαкє уσυ BRAVE,
¢αℓℓιηg мє α SLAVE ωση'т мαкє уσυ α MASTER,
¢αℓℓιηg мє α FAILURE ωση'т мαкє уσυ SUCCESSFUL,
ѕσ ωну вσтнєя...؟
єνєяу ιηѕυℓт уσυ мαкє ιѕ σηℓу нυятιηg YOU!

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--=Official Taylor Swift Fan!=--
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by night


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sonic rocks post this if u agree
... "MY BUNS ARE BURNING! MY BUNS ARE BURNING!"
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mouse o tablet may i ask?
Thanks C:
Hello~ I feel terribly awful about not doing your request (it's already been 3 months o-e) http://sketchfu.com/drawing/2664648-requests-fanservice-i-also-don-t-mind-drawing-your-oc-s-w-mine-btw-you-can-request-more-than-once I would still happily draw Nat for you or you can ask for a different request of course. Again I feel so awful for not noticing OTL
thank you =^^=~!
and yea its daughter of evil and servant of evil :D
thx
unlocked^^
Your welcome! ^^
I really like your profile pic SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO much!
Thanks~! ^^
Thank you for the comment~!

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