artperson

add as a friend

Sketchfu-ing since 02/27/2010 (user #63956)

17, female

The north-west lower-corner of Alfred.....You stalker.

About artperson

ø¤º°¨¨°º¤ø„¸º¤ø„ø¤º°¨ ¸¨° ¤ø„¸¸„¸¨°º¤ø„ø¤º°¨¸„ø¤º°¨ ¨¸„ø¤º°¨¨°º¤ø„¸º¤ø„ø¤º°¨ ¸¨°¤ø„¸¸„¸¨°º¤ø„ø¤º°¨¸„ø¤º°¨

╔╦╦╦═╦╗╔═╦═╦══╦═╗
║║║║╩╣╚╣═╣║║║║║╩╣ to my profile!
╚══╩═╩═╩═╩═╩╩╩╩═

Hello! I'm Artperson, As you can see, I like to draw. mostly sketch, a doodle or two. Every once in a while i'll draw a full picture, fill out a template. The couple I draw is two of my O.C.s; my espeon Benjamin, and Persian, Jasper. I find them easy to draw here. The other person I draw is a Experimental Scientist named Dr.Scrindle Hopceep. I'm also under 14. Take that society. :D

META KNIGHT FOREVER!!

“Many people hear voices when no-one is there. Some of them are called mad and are shut up in rooms where they stare at the walls all day. Others are called writers and they do pretty much the same thing.”

They say guns don't kill people; people do. Well I think guns help. I mean if you stood there and yelled 'BANG!' I don't think you'd kill too many people...

♂ Yaoi fan ♂


ø¤º°¨¨°º¤ø„¸º¤ø„ø¤º°¨ ¸¨° ¤ø„¸¸„¸¨°º¤ø„ø¤º°¨¸„ø¤º°¨ ¨¸„ø¤º°¨¨°º¤ø„¸º¤ø„ø¤º°¨ ¸¨°¤ø„¸¸„¸¨°º¤ø„ø¤º°¨¸„ø¤º°¨


My OC's don't behave

If you are addicted to FanFiction, Welcome to the club & copy and paste this onto your profile.


If you think those stupid kids should just give the rabbit the freakin' Trix, copy this into your profile.


|................|
|................| Put this on ur page if
|..............O| u had ever Pushed a
|................| door that said Pull.
|................|


¤ø„¸¨°º¤ø„¸¸„ø¤º°¨¸„ø¤º°¨
¨°º¤ø„¸ EEVEE ¸„ø¤º°¨
¸„ø¤º°¨ ROCKS! ``°º¤ø„¸
ø¤º°¨¸„ø¤º°¨¨°º¤ø„¸¨°º¤

...P...Put this
...O...On your
...K...Profile
...E...To stop
...M...Pokemon
...O...From being
...N...Hated!!

^.,.^ Put this on your page
(,, ,,)~ If u love Kittens!!
__
║║
║║
╚╝
╔╗
║║╔═╦╦╦═╗
║╚╣║║║║╩╣
╚═╩═╩═╩═╝
╔══╗
║╔╗║
║╚╝╠══╦╦══╦═╗
║╔╗║╔╗║║║║║╩╣
╚╝╚╩╝╚╩╩╩╩╩═╝

╔╗╔═╦╗ Put this on your page
║╚╣║║╚╗If you love to laugh! xD
╚═╩═╩═╝
SMツLE

(\_/ )
(='.'=)
(")_(")

ALL ABOUT CHEESE!!!!
http://www.cheese.com/


╔══╗♫
║██║
║(O Music is Life♫
╚══╝
╔═══╗
║███║
╠═══╣
║╬ ▫▫ ║
╚═══╯
╔╦╦
╠╬╬╬╣
╠╬╬╬╣ :O
╠╬╬╬╣Who ate My Chocolate????
╚╩╩╩╝ oh..i did xD

╔╦╦╦╦═╗Put this on your page
║╩║║║╔╗if you give free hugs
╚╩╩═╩═╝
'A white man said,
"Colored people are not allowed here."

The black man turned around and stood up. He then said:

"Listen sir....when I was born I was BLACK When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir. When you are born you're PINK When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?"'
Paste this on your profile if you hate racist people

96% of teens Would die from a nervous breakdown if Miley Cyrus jumped off a cliff. so if you're one of the %4 who would go there and yell "JUMP JUMP JUMP JUMP!" then put this on your profile.


ø¤º°¨¨°º¤ø„¸º¤ø„ø¤º°¨ ¸¨° ¤ø„¸¸„¸¨°º¤ø„ø¤º°¨¸„ø¤º°¨ ¨¸„ø¤º°¨¨°º¤ø„¸º¤ø„ø¤º°¨ ¸¨°¤ø„¸¸„¸¨°º¤ø„ø¤º°¨¸„ø¤º°¨



║Cαn't Stαnd Mε...Sit Dσωn!
║Cαn't Fαce Mε...Wεll Turn Arσund!
║Lσvε Mε?...Grεαt!
║Hαtε Mε?...Eνεn Bεttεr!
║Think Im Uglч...Dσn't Lσσк At Mε!
║Dσn't Likε Mч Stчlε...Dσn't Lιкє Yσurѕ!
║Dσn't Knσw Mε... Dσn't Judge Mε!
║Think Yσu Knσw Mε...Yσu Hαvε Nσ Idεα


▄▀▄▀
▀▄▀▄
▀▄▀▄
▀▄▀▄
▀▄▀▄▀▄▀▄▀▄
▀▄▀▄▀▄▀▄▀▄

▀▄▀▄▀▄▀▄▀▄
▀▄▀▄ .....▀▄▀▄
▀▄▀▄ .....▀▄▀▄
▀▄▀▄ .....▀▄▀▄
▀▄▀▄▀▄▀▄▀▄
▀▄▀▄▀▄▀▄▀▄

▀▄▀▄
▀▄▀▄
▀▄▀▄
▀▄▀▄
▀▄▀▄
▀▄▀▄▀▄▀▄▀▄

{o,o} -hoot!
/(__)
-"-"-

If you ever see a suspicious squirrel covered in peanut butter, run for your life.


You know, womboing, I wombo, You wombo, He She Me wombo.
Copy and paste this on you profile if your the 2% of people who knows what womboing is.

(E)very
(V)illian
(I)s
(L)emons
LEMON FOR PRESIDENT!

**___**
_**___**_________*** *
_**___**_______**___ ****
_**__**_______*___** ___**
__**__*______*__**__ ***__**
___**__*____*__**___ __**__*
____**_**__**_**____ ____**
____**___**__**
___*___________*
__*_____________*
_*____0_____0____*
_*_______@_______*
_*_______________*
___*_____v______


...................__
.................../ *_)  rawr.
..... _.----._/../
...../............./
__/..(...|.(...|
/__.-|_|--|_|


######_______###################################################################
####___##__###__################################################################
#####___####___#################################################################
######___###__##################################################################
#######__###_###################################################################
#######__###_#####################___############# #############################
#######__###_##################_________########################################
#######__###_################___######____######################################
#######__###_###############__##########___####_______##########################
#######__###_##############_##########_###_##___#####____#######################
#######__###_#############__##############___##########___######################
#######__###_#############_################_########_###__######################
#######__###_############__#########################___###_#####################
#######__###_############__#########################_#__##_#####################
#######__###_############_#######################________#__####################
######___###__###########_###########__##########__#_#___#__####################
#####__#######_##########_########_________####__________#__####################
####____________#########_#####_#####________#___________#__####################
######_________##########_______###_###__________________#_#####################
#########################___########_#___________________#_#####################
##############______####__#######_______________________#__#####################
############___####______########___#####_______________#_######################
###########__#########__########___####________________#__######################
##########__###################___####___________________#######################
##########_###################___####___#______________#########################
#########__##############_###___#####___#___#______#___#########################
#########__#_#####_##_###_##___######___#____________###########################
#########__#_###_#_______#_#__#####_____#_______#___############################
#########__#_###_#___________##_________#__________#############################
##########_##_____________#_##______#___#_____#__###############################
##########__#_____________#_#_______#___#____#__################################
##########__#__#_________#_________#___#____#__####_#####_#####__##__###########
###########__#__#__________________#___#___#___##__________##__________#########
############_##_#_________________#___#____#__###__######__##__#####___#########
#############__#_________________#____##______####___###__#####__##__###########
##############__##_______________#__#___#____######__##__######__##_############
############_##__###____#__________###___##__######__###_######__##_############
############_###___##___#______#___####___#__######__###_######__#__############
############_###____##________#___#######____######__###_######__#__############
############_#___##__##______##__##########_#######__###_######__#__############
############____####__#_____#___###################__###_######__#__############
############__##___#__##___##__####################__###_######__#__############
###########_______###__#__#___#####################__###_######__#__############
###########___########__##___######################__###_######__#__############
##########__#########__##___#######################__###_######__#__############
######################____#########################__###_######__#__############
######################___##########################__###__#####_##__############
####################################################__###______##__#############
####################################################___########___##############
######################################################___________###############



11111111111111111111111111111111111111001111111111111111111111111
11111111111111111111111111111111111100011111111111111111111111111
11111111111111111111111111111111100001111111111111111111111111111
11111111111111111111111111111110000111111111111111111111111111111
11111111111111111111111111111000000111111111111111111111111111111
11111111111111111111111111100000011110001100000000000000011111111
11111111111111111100000000000000000000000000000000011111111111111
11111111111111110111000000000000000000000000000011111111111111111
11111111111111111111111000000000000000000000000000000000111111111
11111111111111111110000000000000000000000000000000111111111111111
11111111111111111100011100000000000000000000000000000111111111111
11111111111111100000110000000000011000000000000000000011111111111
11111111111111000000000000000100111100000000000001100000111111111
11111111110000000000000000001110111110000000000000111000011111111
11111111000000000000000000011111111100000000000000011110001111111
11111110000000011111111111111111111100000000000000001111100111111
11111111000001111111111111111111110000000000000000001111111111111
11111111110111111111111111111100000000000000000000000111111111111
11111111111111110000000000000000000000000000000000000111111111111
11111111111111111100000000000000000000000000001100000111111111111
11111111111111000000000000000000000000000000111100000111111111111
11111111111000000000000000000000000000000001111110000111111111111
11111111100000000000000000000000000000001111111110000111111111111
11111110000000000000000000000000000000111111111110000111111111111
11111100000000000000000001110000001111111111111110001111111111111
11111000000000000000011111111111111111111111111110011111111111111
11110000000000000001111111111111111100111111111111111111111111111
11100000000000000011111111111111111111100001111111111111111111111
11100000000001000111111111111111111111111000001111111111111111111
11000000000001100111111111111111111111111110000000111111111111111
11000000000000111011111111111100011111000011100000001111111111111
11000000000000011111111111111111000111110000000000000011111111111
11000000000000000011111111111111000000000000000000000000111111111
11001000000000000000001111111110000000000000000000000000001111111
11100110000000000001111111110000000000000000111000000000000111111
11110110000000000000000000000000000000000111111111110000000011111
11111110000000000000000000000000000000001111111111111100000001111
11111110000010000000000000000001100000000111011111111110000001111
11111111000111110000000000000111110000000000111111111110110000111
11111110001111111100010000000001111100000111111111111111110000111
11111110001111111111111110000000111111100000000111111111111000111
11111111001111111111111111111000000111111111111111111111111100011
11111111101111111111111111111110000111111111111111111111111001111
11111111111111111111111111111110001111111111111111111111100111111
11111111111111111111111111111111001111111111111111111111001111111
11111111111111111111111111111111100111111111111111111111111111111
11111111111111111111111111111111110111111111111111111111111111111


.............................. ............. \............"',,
.............................. .................'",,......... .\
.............................. .............,,, ----''--,,,,....\
..............,,,,,,-------,,, ,,,,-^'"...................... ..|,,
. ..,,--^'"................,.... .............................. ....\
'",,................,,,,,,--,' ............................,- ~-,.."\
.....''''''''"""'''''''....... ..,.....-~-,.........o........ '-..o'.,,,"\
.................,,,,,--~'"\.. ..'.,,o'.......,,----,,~...... .,'.....|.,,,---~,
......... .,,-'"..............|,,--,,... ....~,'........|.........',... ./...........|
.,,--'"......................| ......",........\,.......|.... .......''/............/
.. \...........................'- ,,-^"..........'-,,,,/........ ....,/........../
... \..................,,^''/....| '^~-,,......................., -^'...,.....,"
....\............,,-'''..../.. ...|........."'............... ...........|...,"
...... \....,,^'".........,/.....|... ...........'-,................ ......\'
........'.................'--- -/...................'.,...... ........,,-----,,,,,
.............................. ,/.....',................",... ..................."',-''^,
.............................' .........."--,..........,".... ................,--".....|
....................... .,^'"^-,,............."--~'".. ...................."......../
........................".,... .............................. ............,......,-"
......................... ..".,,........,.......,,,-~~^' ''''^^-------,,,',,--"


.(....\............../....)
. \....\........... /..../
...\....\........../..../
....\..../´¯.I.¯`\./
..../... I....I..(¯¯¯`\
...I.....I....I...¯¯.\...\
...I.....I´¯.I´¯.I..\...)
...\.....` ¯..¯ ´.......'
....\_________.·´

ø¤º°¨¨°º¤ø„¸º¤ø„ø¤º°¨ ¸¨° ¤ø„¸¸„¸¨°º¤ø„ø¤º°¨¸„ø¤º°¨ ¨¸„ø¤º°¨¨°º¤ø„¸º¤ø„ø¤º°¨ ¸¨°¤ø„¸¸„¸¨°º¤ø„ø¤º°¨¸„ø¤º°¨

◘ ◘ ◘ ◘ ◘ ◘ ◘ ◘ ◘ ◘ ◘ ◘ ◘ ◘ ◘ ◘ ◘ ◘ ◘ ◘ ◘ ◘ ◘ ◘ ◘ ◘ ◘ ◘ ◘ ◘ ◘ ◘ ◘ ◘ ◘ ◘ ◘ ◘ ◘ ◘ ◘ ◘ ◘ ◘ ◘ ◘ ◘ ◘ ◘ ◘


5 ways to make the pizza guy feel nervous:

1. While you are you are making an order, randomly start pressing the numbers on the phone and tell the guy to stop doing it.

2. Ask for a Big Mac, French fries and a Large Coke.

3. Finish the order with: “Remember, this conversation never happened”.

4. Ask him if they have pizza.

5. Change your accent every 5 seconds.


۩_۩_۩_۩_۩˙˙˙˙˙˙˙˙˙˙˙˙˙˙˙˙۩_۩_۩_۩_۩_۩
\۩۩۩۩۩۩۩۩۩/˙˙˙˙˙˙˙˙˙˙˙˙˙˙˙˙\۩۩۩۩۩۩۩۩۩/
|۩█۩۩۩۩۩۩|˙˙˙˙˙˙˙˙˙˙˙˙˙˙˙˙˙|۩۩۩۩۩۩█۩|
|۩۩۩۩۩۩۩۩|˙˙˙˙˙˙˙˙˙˙˙˙˙˙˙˙˙|۩۩۩۩۩۩۩۩|
|۩۩۩۩۩۩۩۩|˙˙˙˙˙˙˙˙˙˙˙˙˙˙˙˙˙|۩۩۩۩۩۩۩۩|
|۩۩۩۩۩۩|۩_۩_۩_۩_۩_۩_۩_۩_۩_۩_۩|۩۩۩۩۩۩|
|۩۩۩۩۩۩|۩۩۩۩۩۩۩۩۩۩۩۩۩۩۩۩۩۩۩۩۩|۩۩۩۩۩۩|
|۩۩۩۩۩۩|۩۩۩۩۩█۩۩۩۩۩۩۩۩۩█۩۩۩۩۩|۩۩۩۩۩۩|
|۩۩۩۩۩۩|۩۩۩۩۩۩۩۩۩۩۩۩۩۩۩۩۩۩۩۩۩|۩۩۩۩۩۩|
▒▒▒\۩۩۩|۩_۩_۩_۩_۩_۩_۩_۩_۩_۩_۩_۩_۩|۩۩۩/▒▒▒
۩۩۩۩|۩۩|۩۩۩۩۩۩۩۩۩۩۩۩۩۩۩۩۩۩۩۩۩۩۩۩۩|۩۩|۩۩۩۩
۩۩█۩|۩۩|۩۩۩۩۩۩۩۩۩۩۩۩۩۩۩۩۩۩۩۩۩۩۩۩۩|۩۩|۩█۩۩
۩۩۩۩|۩▲۩▲۩▲/۩۩\_▲۩▲۩▲_/۩۩\▲۩▲۩▲۩|۩۩۩۩
۩۩۩۩|۩۩۩۩۩۩۩۩۩۩۩۩۩۩۩۩۩۩۩۩۩۩۩۩۩۩۩۩۩۩۩|۩۩۩۩
۩۩۩۩|۩۩۩۩۩۩۩۩۩۩|_________|۩۩۩۩۩۩۩۩۩۩|۩۩۩۩
۩۩۩۩|۩۩۩۩۩۩۩۩۩۩|████████|۩۩۩۩۩۩۩۩۩۩|۩۩۩۩
۩۩۩۩|۩۩۩۩۩۩۩۩۩۩|████████|۩۩۩۩۩۩۩۩۩۩|۩۩۩۩
۩۩۩۩|۩۩۩۩۩۩۩۩۩۩|████████|۩۩۩۩۩۩۩۩۩۩|۩۩۩۩


♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪♪

~6 Things To Do In A Car~
1. When you are by a forest, shout "Fire!" and (if driving) put the pedal to the metal.
2. If a police car goes by, turn towards him/her and make a funny face and weird gestures.
3. Poke the passengers and say it's their imagination.
4. Put on glasses in a 1 UV index and a cold temperature area
5. Find Licenses Plates that say your name.
6. Unbuckle your seatbelt, stand up as best as you can, and yell "I will NOT foolow your damn rules!" Then fall down on the seats and have a fake seizure.
Post in your profile if you laughed at any of them. Original by CwP
*******************************************************

(\_/)
( '_')
(> )># So, i got you this lil waffle.
.U..U

..(\_/)
..('_')
.#<( <) but then I was like...
....U.U

.(\_/)
.(O.O)
.(>#<) dis waffle be looking good!!!
..U.U

(\_/)
(^-^)
(>#<)
.U.U
You know what, ima eat da waffle. >:]

() ()
(^.^)
(__)
da wafle was good!




☮=Peace
♥=Hearts
ツ=Doodle Smile
✿=Flower
☺=Smiley Face
ღ=Fancy Heart
☆=Star 1
★=Star 2
♣=clover!
♪♫=Music
◦◕‿◕◦=face
Ѽ= apple
Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ=butterfly
✔=checkmark


We were both young when I first saw you
I close my eyes
And the flashback starts
I'm standing there
On a balcony in summer air

See the lights
See the party, the ball gowns
I see you make your way through the crowd
And say hello, little did I know

That you were Romeo, you were throwing pebbles
And my daddy said stay away from Juliet
And I was crying on the staircase
Begging you please don't go, and I said

Romeo take me somewhere we can be alone
I'll be waiting all there's left to do is run
You'll be the prince and I'll be the princess
It's a love story baby just say yes

So I sneak out to the garden to see you
We keep quiet 'cause we're dead if they knew
So close your eyes
Escape this town for a little while

'Cause you were Romeo, I was a scarlet letter
And my daddy said stay away from Juliet
But you were everything to me
I was begging you please don't go and I said

Romeo take me somewhere we can be alone
I'll be waiting all there's left to do is run
You'll be the prince and I'll be the princess
It's a love story baby just say yes

Romeo save me, they try to tell me how to feel
This love is difficult, but it's real
Don't be afraid, we'll make it out of this mess
It's a love story baby just say yes
Oh oh

I got tired of waiting
Wondering if you were ever coming around
My faith in you is fading
When I met you on the outskirts of town, and I said

Romeo save me I've been feeling so alone
I keep waiting for you but you never come
Is this in my head? I don't know what to think
He knelt to the ground and pulled out a ring

And said, marry me Juliet
You'll never have to be alone
I love you and that's all I really know
I talked to your dad, go pick out a white dress
It's a love story baby just say yes

Oh, oh, oh, oh
'Cause we were both young when I first saw you




You say Edward, I say lucario
You say Bella, I say mew
You say Jacob, I say sir.Aaron
You say Washington, I say tree of beginning
You say Vampires, i say Pokemon
You say "How Romantic", I say,"the aura is with me"
add this to your profile if you LOVE pokemon movie 8!!

~~~~~~~~~16 THINGS TO DO AT WAL-MART~~~~~~~~~
1.Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.
2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.
4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
" 'Code 3' in housewares".... and see what happens.
5. Go up to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.
8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
"Why can't you people just leave me alone?"
9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.
10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.
11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.
12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.
13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"
14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!!!!"
15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!
16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "go, pikachu, go!"

~~~~~~~~4 ways to be KICKED out of Wal-Mart~~~~~~~~
#1:If you can,write"I see dead people...." on the typewriters.
#2:Unwrap all the chocolate bars saying,"I've got to find that golden ticket.."
#3:Put a dora explorer doll in the middle of the store and if someone tries to pick it up,jump out and say,"SWIPER NO SWIPING!"
#4:Throw Skittles at people and shout,"Taste the Rainbow!!!!"

████████████
██-Warning---- ██
██--this person██
██--is Random--██
████████████


Life may be crap at times, so what you do is GET OUT THE BIG POINTY STICK AND ATTACK LIFE!!!"

You say Edward, I say Ash
You say Bella, I say Dawn
You say Jacob, I say Brock
You say Washington, I say Palet Town
You say Vampires, i say Pokemon
You say "How Romantic", I say,"I CHOOSE YOU!"
add this to your profile if you LOVE POKEMON!!!



ø¤º°¨¨°º¤ø„¸º¤ø„ø¤º°¨ ¸¨° ¤ø„¸¸„¸¨°º¤ø„ø¤º°¨¸„ø¤º°¨ ¨¸„ø¤º°¨¨°º¤ø„¸º¤ø„ø¤º°¨ ¸¨°¤ø„¸¸„¸¨°º¤ø„ø¤º°¨¸„ø¤º°¨





With Mewtwo on New Island playing video games LOL

http://www.google.co.uk



40 Things to do in Class when you're Bored:

1. Try to develop psychic powers, then use 'em.
2. Inflate a beachball and throw it around the room.
3. Sing Show Tunes.
4. Make loud animal noises then deny doing it.
5. Think of new pick up lines. See if they work.
6. Pretend you're flying a jet fighter in the Gulf War.
7. Churn some butter.
8. Conceive a brand new language.
9. Walls made of brick. Count 'em.
10. Plot revenge against someone.
11. Think of nicknames for everyone you know.
12. See how long you can hold your breath.
13. Take your pants off and give them to the professor.
14. Chew on your arm until someone notices.
15. Change seats every three minutes.
16. Think of ways to cheat at Trivial Pursuit.
17. Shave.
18. Run across the room, tag someone and say "You're it.".
19. Announce to the class that you are God and that you're angry.
20. Think of five new ways to use your shoes.
21. Start a wave.
22. Walk around the room begging for spare change.
23. Roast marshmellows.
24. Practice phrasing your answers in the form of a question.
25. Crawl around the room humming the music from Mission Impossible.
26. Take apart your desk.
27. Pretend to communicate with your home planet.
28. Play rock-paper-scissors with yourself. Accuse your left hand of cheating.
29. Do a quick tapdance routine.
30. Try bird-watching.
31. Walk up the aisle yelling, "Popcorn! Hot popcorn here!".
32. Throw your backpack at someone.
33. Run to the window, then say, "Sorry, I thought I saw the Bat-signal".
34. Ask the person in front of you to marry you.
35. Start laughing really hard and say, "Oh, now I get it.".
36. Make a sundial.
37. Give yourself a new identity.
38. Write a screenplay about a diabetic Swedish girl who can't swim.
39. Dig an escape tunnel.
40. Announce your candidacy for President


Don't blame me if you really do try this!
They hurt her
A girl was pushed down a sewer opening by 5 girls in her school, trying to embarrass her in front of her school during a fire drill. When she didn't submerge the police were called. They went down and brought up 17 year old Carmen Winstead's body, her neck broken from hitting the ladder, and then the side concrete at the bottom. The girls told everyone she fell… They believed them. FACT: 2 months ago, 16 year old David Gregory read this post and didn't repost it. When he went to take a shower he heard laughter from his shower, he started freaking out and ran to his computer to repost it. He said goodnight to his mom and went to sleep. 5 hours later his mom woke up in the middle of the night cause of a loud noise. David was gone. That morning a few hours later the police found him in the sewer, his neck broken and his face skin peeled off. Even google her name if you don't believe me....

b sure to c/p dis on ur profile....and belive in Carmen Winstead...cuz u neva no wats gonna... AAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!


I AM A NERD
a nerd is smart
all of them don't act too foolish
they are PEOPLE too
dont bully them just because they are smarter than you
all of them don't wear glasses
they get A's and B's
I AM A NERD
I am glad i am smart
© Cailene D.

~~~~~~~~3 ways to be KICKED out of Wal-Mart~~~~~~~~
#1:If you can,write"I see dead people...." on the typewriters.
#2:Unwrap all the chocolate bars saying,"I've got to find that golden ticket.."
#3:Put a dora explorer doll in the middle of the store and if someone tries to pick it up,jump out and say,"SWIPER NO SWIPING!"

IF U DON'T LANGH WATCHING THIS YOU GET A COOKIE!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iUSNmY5XPLI&amp;feature=related

---------------------|------/
----------------------||||||
----------------------||||||
----------------------||||||
----------------------||||||
----------------------||||||
----------------------||||||
----------------------||||||
----------------------||||||
----------------------||||||
----------------------||||||
----------------------||||||
----------------------||||||
----------------------||||||---------*-*-*
----------------------||||||-------*-----*
----------------------||||||------*-----*
----------------------||||||----*------*
----------------------||||||--*-------*
---------------*****||||||*--------*
----------------*-----||||||--------*
-----------------*----0000-------*
------------------*---0000------*
------------------*---||||||---|-*
-----------------*----0000---|-*
----------------*-----0000--/---*
---------------*------||||||/------*
--------------*-------(-----)-------*
-------------*------------------O---*
------------*-----------*-*-----O---*
-----------*----------*----*-----O----*
----------*---------*--------*----------*
---------*--------*------------*----------*
----------*-----*----------------*--------*
------------*-*--------------------*-----*
-------------*------------------------*

__________@@@@______@@@@_______
__________@@@@______@@@@_______
__________@@@@______@@@@_______
__________@@@@@@@@@@@________
__________@@@@@@@@@@@________
__________@@@@______@@@@_________
__________@@@@______@@@@_________
__________@@@@______@@@@_________
__________@@@@______@@@@_________


__________@@@@@@@@@@@@__________
__________@@@@@@@@@@@@__________
__________@@@___________________
__________@@@@@@@@@_____________
__________@@@@@@@@@_____________
__________@@@___________________
__________@@@@@@@@@@@___________
__________@@@@@@@@@@@___________



_________@@@@_______@@@@________
__________@@@@_____@@@@_________
___________@@@@___@@@@__________
____________@@@@_@@@@___________
_____________@@@@@@@____________
_______________@@@@______________
_______________@@@@______________
_______________@@@@______________
_______________@@@@______________
_______________@@@@______________
_______________@@@@______________
_________________________________




According to the scientific logs found in the Pokémon Mansion of Cinnabar Island, Mewtwo was born of a pregnant Mew whose embryo had been tampered with and its DNA had been repetitively spliced. It was held and studied in the mansion where the scientists, including Blaine and Dr. Fuji (now known as Mr. Fuji), performed horrific gene-splicing experiments that made it vicious and extremely powerful. It eventually broke free of the Mansion (destroying it in the process) and fled.


14 things i know about you

1) you are reading this.
2) now you are saying/thinking that is a stupid fact.
4)you didn't notice that i skipped step 3.
5) you are checking it now.
6) you are smiling.
7) you are still reading this.
8) you know that all this is true maybe except for step 2.
10) you didn't notice that i skipped number 9
10) you are checking it now.
11) you didn't knowtis that there are 2 10's
12) you are checing it now
13) you didn't know that there are only 12 facts!!
14)now u are counting them, which makes 13

O_O :D O_O


ø¤º°¨¨°º¤ø„¸º¤ø„ø¤º°¨ ¸¨° ¤ø„¸¸„¸¨°º¤ø„ø¤º°¨¸„ø¤º°¨ ¨¸„ø¤º°¨¨°º¤ø„¸º¤ø„ø¤º°¨ ¸¨°¤ø„¸¸„¸¨°º¤ø„ø¤º°¨¸„ø¤º°¨



-|___|-
-|___|-
-|___|-
-|___| -
-|___|-
-|___|-Put this on your profile if you
-|___|- love to draw like i do!
-|___| -
-|___|-
--\__/--
---\_/---


~333 ways to get kicked out of Wal-Mart >8D~
1. Take someone's shopping cart and switch the items with stuff from the person next to them's cart
2. Walk up to complete strangers and say, "Hi! I haven't seen you in so long!..." etc. See if they play along to avoid embarrassment
3. Smash the person in front of you on the head with a ham
4. Go up to some old geezer & say "Grandpa!!! You're ALIVE!!! It's a MIRACLE!!! etc."
5. Take something from someone else's cart, when they say "hey, that's mine! " call the security and say that the other ... person was trying to take your _____
6. Move "Caution: Wet Floor" signs to carpeted areas.
7. Hide in the center of the clothes circle where people find shirts, and jump out and yell "AIHAIHAIHAIHAIHAIHAIHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!"
8. Go into the dressing room, wait a few minutes, then yell "THERES NO TOILET PAPER IN HERE!!"
9. Get a batman costume, put it on, and run around the store screaming at the top of your lungs, "COME ROBIN! TO THE BATMOBILE!"
10. Hide between clothing and then jump out and yell "PICK ME"
11. When someone asks if you need help, begin to cry and ask, "Why won't you people just leave me alone?"
12. Take up an entire aisle in Toys by setting up a full scale battlefield with G.I. Joes vs. the X-Men
13. Hide in a clothes circle. When someone with a shopping cart goes by stick your hand out and steal something from them
14. Grab a guitar and start singing Wake Me Up When September Ends in a loud shrieking half screaming voice
15. Randomly place 24 bags of candy in peoples carts
16. Go to an empty checkout stand and try to check people out.
17. Go up to an employee and in a official tone say "code brown in house ware" and see what happens
18. Follow people through the aisles, always staying about five feet away. Continue to do this until they leave the department
19. Challenge other customers to duels with tubes of gift wrap
20. Set up a concert of singing hamster dolls. Get your friends and turn them on all at the same time. Then act like a conductor
21. Make up nonsense products and ask newly hired employees if there are any in stock, i.e., "Do you have any Shnerples here?"
22. Open a pack of yugioh cards and challenge random people to a "d-d-d-d-d-d-duel!"
23. While walking around alone, pretend someone is with you and get into a very serious conversation
24. Tape a walkie-talkie to the back of a Barbie doll and say to random people, "I know where you live..."
25. Attempt to drown in a kiddy pool...
26. Drag a lounge chair on display over to the magazines and relax. If the store has a food court, buy a soft drink; explain that you don't get out much, and ask if they can put a little umbrella in it
27. Open up random packages in the toy aisle then walk off. If an employee asks what you're doing, just say "I changed my mind."
28. Run around Wal-Mart in a bathing suit singing the Surfin' USA theme song
29. Say things like, "Would you be as kind so to direct me to your Twinkies?"
30. If an employee comes within 30 ft scream "GET AWAY FROM ME!!!" Then run out of the store screaming
31. Walk up to an employee and ask questions like how come this store is called wal mart? Or what's up with your hair? Why do you people wear name tags can't you all remember your own names?
32. Test the fishing rods and see what you can "catch" from the other aisles
33. Glare menacingly at anyone who comes within 40 ft of you. Then hiss like a snake and act like you're going to bite them
34. Throw a fake rubber snake into some lady's face and watch her freak out
35. Squeeze their legs and either sing, "I like to move it, move it! Or say "You got chicken legs!"
36. Dart around suspiciously while humming the theme from "Mission: Impossible."
37. While no one's watching quickly switch the men's and women's signs on the doors of the rest room
38. Bring your pet pit-bull into Wal-mart. Act casual. If someone is brave enough to walk up to you and tell you to get out, simply reply "He's going to help me pick out his favorite dog food"
39. TP as much of the store as possible
40. Whenever you hear a voice saying, clean up etc fall to the ground sobbing screaming the voices!! then get back up & act normal
41. Dress up in a trench coat & wear sunglasses. Walk up to someone browsing and say "The rooster is in the nest" Wait for a reply. After they finish talking, hand them a cap gun and whisper "use this wisely."
42. Go to the music aisle and start singing horrible karaoke
43. Walk along look at someone giggle at them & say to no one... I know I know... hehehe keep doing it until they give you a weird look & walk off
44. Set all the alarm clocks to go off at ten minute intervals throughout the day
45. Go in to the camping department and enter a tent then tell random customers that they can come in if they bring a pillow from the bedding department
46. Broadcast K-mart commercials over the intercom
47. Go up to the bagel section with cream cheese all over your face. Then start chanting, "We love bagels! We love bagels!"
48. Over the intercom say there is a big sale on all items in electronics department and first 10 people to the check outs gets one item free... & see what happens
49. Randomly start putting different size undergarments in peoples carts
50. Contaminate the entire auto department by sampling all the spray air fresheners
51. Run through the store and jump on random peoples carts singing I KNOW A SONG THAT GETS ON EVERYBODYS NERVES!!
52. Go up to random people and poke them. If they ask you what you're doing or tell you to stop, tell them that you're trying to find out what they ate for dinner last night
53. Do your American Idol audition in front of the security cameras
54. Get a marker & go over all the barcodes with a line then go purchase your items... the person who is serving you will have to enter all the barcodes in by hand
55. Go up to some of the customers while your carrying a paper bag and say "trick or treat!" and if they don't give you anything, do the sad puppy dog face
56. Hide under a big pile of clothes and throw random objects at people when they walk by
57. Get a stuffed animal and go to the front of the store and begin stroking it lovingly, saying "Good girl, good Bessie."
58. Walk up to a pizza place and ask for a Mcchicken
59. Go to the bathroom with a cantaloupe (hidden) Make grunting noises and drop the cantaloupe in the toilet. Then say "Phew, That's better"
60. Put blue paint on your hand and when you see someone put your hand on their shirt and point at them and say, "A clue a clue!"
61. Go to a clerk and tell them u lost your son and ask if they can call his name over the speaker! When they ask u his name make up a ridiculous name
62. Leave cryptic messages on the typewriters
63. While Humming the theme to Mission Impossible While wearing all black, knock over all of the cans
64. Take all the CD's put them in the wrong place and when an employee puts them all back yell at her and mess them up again
65. Go to the front of the store in a baby diaper and ask a macho guy to change you
66. Take a friend with you and a younger child and start arguing over who gets custody then have the child run away and out of the store and yell CILLY COME BACK!!!
67. Climb up a ladder & try doing a King Kong thing
68. Run through the make-up department and yell, "There's a dead body in aisle 3!!!"
69. Grab a can of whipped cream & find a bald guy Spray it on his head
70. Dress up in a fairy costume, and climb up a ladder and when people go by say "your wish is granted"
71. Dress up as a giant smiley face and whip price signs! Then yell "ROLLBACK!!!"
72. Walk up to someone act like you can read their mind & say... sir or madam... don't think that.
73. Walk towards a group of people and hit your head and say in a loud voice, "Shut up in there."
74. Put make up all over your face so it looks like a 2 year old did it and then say, "She's horrible at giving make-overs!" and point to a random woman.
75. Go up to random people and ask them if they will be your friends then link arms and start to sing the friends theme song
76. Ride those little electronic cars at the front of the store
77. Smear ketchup on yourself, lie on your back in the kids aisle, and pretend to be dead
78. Lay a 20 dollar bill on the ground and back away and when someone tries to pick it up run up to them and yell hands off my dollar!! Then got to a manager and tell him that they stole 20 dollars from you
79. Randomly throw things over into neighboring aisles
80. Try all of the sodas and put them back then say, "Yup, that stuff's not poisonous."
81. Play with the calculators so that they all spell "hello" upside down
82. Run up to random people and ask if they like green eggs and ham
83. Attempt to fit into very large gym bags, then attempt to fit others into very large gym bags
84. Bang on the pots and pans in the cooking aisle
85. Act as though you are being beaten and fall onto the ground screaming and having convulsions
86. Swing on the half price banners
87. Go up to a random person and tap on his/her shoulder. When the person looks at you, ask what and walk off like you're annoyed
88. Burp and say mmmm, tasty
89. Hold Barbie for ransom
90. Run around with a country music cd and sing Queen's "We Will Rock You"
91. throw random items over into the next aisle and see if you can score into someone's cart
92. Ride around in a Barbie jeep with Barbie in the front seat and act like you're talking to her by saying "Let's bust this joint!"
93. Wrap a hose around you and shout, "AAH! I'M BEING HELD HOSTAGE!"
94. Do your own radio show over the intercom
95. Go to the aisle with the Star Wars stuff and hold up a Luke Skywalker toy and say "Luke, I am your father" and make breathing noises in your darth vader mask
96. Glue pennies on the floor 'heads' side up
97. Knock over all the shelves and run around screaming 'EARTHQUAKE! EVERYON RUN!
98. find a pair of walkie talkies and have a conversation with your self when everyone is watching you
99. Go to the checkout and buy a bar of candy. Repeat, going to the same cash register, until the clerk notices
100. Grab heavy but not too heavy objects, and see who can throw them the most aisles over
101. Buy expensive stuff, go home and use white-out and a pen to change the price to something much lower, and the total much higher, then return and demand a refund
102. get a cardboard box, go in the store and pop out of the box and give out candy to passerby
103. Find the fish section and when someone walks by begin to pet the fish tank and say, "I know how you feel..."
104. Spill water on the floor, and run around claiming that the store is flooded
105. As the cashier runs your purchase over the scanner say "BEEP" in a loud voice. Repeat this for every item, and for other customers items
106. Scream really loudly and when someone tells you to be quiet scream, "I will not be silenced!!!!"
107. Hold a bag of frozen veggies over your head and yell "Fear me and my evil army of frozen carrots!!"
108. Hug someone randomly and say, "I love u mommy!"
109. Go in the undergarments section and ask random people if they think this will fit
110. Tie a plushie to one end of a string your ankle to the other end, and run around screaming "HELP! IT'S AFTER ME!"
111. Start yelling at the stuffed animals when there are people around
112. Grab some pampers Pull-Ups and while buying them yell at the clerk "Mommy, guess what? I'm a big kid now!!"
113. Go into the bedding department and with cookies in your hand lay on a bed then pretend ur having a nightmare about cookies and yell " COOKIE!! COOKIE!!!! NOOOOOO!!!!" Then start rolling around
114. Make evil eyes at someone and start whispering, "I'm the little girl from the well... I've been waiting..."
115. Go to the cafeteria area and buy frys. Then stand by the door and when people walk through throw the frys above their head like there getting married
116. look at old people with wide eyes saying, "I see dead people!"
117. Get a tent ( With holes preferably ) and tell people to come in your lair. When they do chuck popcorn at them and ask them who invited them in
118. Ride around on those electric cars and pretend that your a prissy English Man. Say things like "Cheerio, good man." to people who walk by. And don't forget to have perfect posture.
119. Chase your friends up and down aisles trying to run over them with those electric cars. Make sure to tell your friends to act like they don't know you.
120. Spend all your money riding on those little rides for toddlers. Fit the character; if you on a horse, then pretend that your a cowboy, etc. And if a little kid comes over wanting to use it, start barking at them until they run away crying.
121. Have silly string fights with a friend. Hide behind customers and "accidentally" hit the people instead of your friend.
122. Draw mustaches on all the pictures and mannequins.
123. Walk up to the customer service and when they say "Hello, how may I help you?" say "Yes, I'll have a Quarter Pounder with cheese, one strawberry shake, a large order of french fries and a diet coke." And when they start to talk, say "Oh, to go". Then when they say that they can't give it to you say "Oh, This is because I'm gay isn't it? I'd expect this from McDonalds, but not Walmart
124. Get popcorn and throw at customers, sneaking up on them in an un stealth-like way, while yelling random things 125. Start to madly scratch yourself and walk up to people asking where the rash cream is because your family and all your friends seem to have a rash too.
126. When your alone, have loud conversations with your "multiple personalities". Have an English man, a Southern person, someone from New York, a Grandma, and a 5 year old girl all at the same time. You have to use accents.
127. Start "dancing" like mad. Basically, just wail your arms and legs around like your having some kind of massive seizure.
128. Try on crazy costumes and walk casually through the store.
129. Stick your arm in your jacket and suspiciously start to leave the store. Get really tense and start to lean over as your walking through the doors As if your suspecting the alarms to go off. Then when it doesn't go off, let out a big sigh. Then quickly look around you to see who's watching and run away as fast as you can.
130. Balance EVERYTHING you see on the tips of your finger, your nose, your forehead, and the top of your head while singing the circus song.
131. Spend hours staring at a little blinking light. After a while, start saying blink everytime it blinks. Don't look away, just stay mesmerized.
132. Light a match under a sprinkler
133. Walk up to someone and say "Oh, so your back for more. I warned you never to come back here. Wait here while I go get my shot gun". Then walk away.
134. Buy something that is like $5 and give the cashier all pennies.
135. Walk up to a guy and say "Oh my god, is it you? Oh my god it is!!! I haven't seen you in so long!!!!" Then kiss him. Then slap and him say "Why didn't you ever call me??" Then walk away. Much more affective if you're a guy.
136. Stand next to a maniquin and pretend that your a mannequin. Try to hold the same position for as long as possible. Then finally as someone is walking by, check your watch and say. "Finally, my shift is done. I really don't get paid enough to do this"
137. Stare at the ceiling. See how many people look up.
138. Start singing oldies songs in to megaphone.
139. start hitting on the mannequins.
140. Super-glue a quarter to the floor and count how many people try to pick it up.
141. Switch the price tags with something expensive and something really cheap.
142. Put women's clothes into men's carts.
143. Put preppy stuff, like short skirts and whatnot, into old men's carts when they aren't looking.
144. Run around in front of a mirror screaming "COPYCAT!"
145. Bring a friend and a stopwatch. Get carts and race around. every time you nock something over, subtract a second from your time. You usually get kicked out before you figure out who won.
146. Find a couple. Run up to the one who is an opposite gender from you, slap them, and say "WHAT IS THIS? I THOUGHT WHAT WE HAD WAS SPECIAL!!!"
147. Go up to an assistant and ask for mayonnaise. When they say they don't have it, start crying and scream, "Now how am I supposed to paint my toenails?!?"
148. Lay on the floor and do a ground angel
149. Steal their ketchup, go on the counter, smear ketchup all over you and say HELP ME HELP ME! OMG! THE HOTDOG KILLED ME!
150. Start jumping on one of their beds attempt to fall asleep until one guy tells you to get off. Then yell 'HEY! WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?!?!? GET OUT OF MY HOUSE! GET AWAY FROM MY BED!!!!"
151. Run around switching all of the open signs on the cash registers to closed and all of the closed signs to open. Watch the customers get confused.
152. Ask for Goat Milk
153. Make sure somebody's in the same aisle, then run screaming into a wall. Fall down and say "AHHH! The pain, the horrible, terrible pain!" Until someone asks if you're alright. When they do, get up and say, "Yes, I'm fine, why?" And then walk away calmly like nothing happened.
154. Dress up as an emo kid, then scream at people, "WHY HAVE YOU COME TO WORSEN MY MISERY?!"
155. Dress up as a ninja and go around the store karate chopping people
156. Ride a horse on a stick toy thing and have your friend pull you around the store on a skateboard while you scream, "The British are coming! The British are coming!"
157. Turn a cart over and put towels over it so they can't see in. when someone starts to open it, start yelling "Hey, I'm Using the Bathroom in here!!!"
158. Buy a chocolate bar, go to the bathroom, smear chocolate on your hand, reach under the next stall and ask, "Can I have some toilet paper?"
159. Take a fishing pole, tie it to a dollar, and go fishing for humans!
160. Climb up to one of the really high shelves and start singing Christmas carols at the top of your lungs. Works better around summer.
161. Get a mirror and put it on top of a cart so it lay across it. Get on top and have someone push you down an isle, and Sing "Surfin' USA"
162.Put a dora doll in the middle of an isle, if someone tries to take it, yell "swiper, no swiping!"
163. Get on a bike and ride around and crash into everything and everyone who gets in your way.
164. Pour a bunch of lemonade from the entrance to the bathroom and come out saying someone should have told me where the bathroom was quicker!
165. Steal guns and ammo and shoot all the TV's you can find. whichever blows up most wins
166. Get an umbrella and have someone in a cart (or just a tall person) pour water on it while you sing Raindrops Are Fallin' On My Head.
167. Call the front desk and when they answer the phone say I'm sorry, your call could not be completed as dialed. Please hang up and try again. Then call and say I'm sorry, I will have to put you on hold. Can you call back? I'm busy on isle 6.
168. Go into one of those employees only doors and go behind some food shelves. when people reach out to grab food, grab their arm and start to pull on it.
169. eat all the ice cream boxes and then blame it on a worker with ice cream all over your face
170. Pour carrots on the floor so the employees have to pick it up. Continue doing it for a long period of time.
171. Skate around on a skateboard, then fall over and pretend to break your leg.
172. Start playing the violin.
173. Stare at a blank T.V, for an hour and when somebody asks what your doing, answer, "Shh, this is my favorite show!"
174. Stand on the conveyor belt at the check out with a barcode on your forehead.
175. Start saying stuff like argetrargrehargenstartgen to everyone who walks in.
176. walk around in dirty cloths and eat all the produce lika a bum
177. Poke people and run away screaming, "Don't touch me!!!"
178. Stare at people for a minute and then smile at them happily
179. Beat your chest and run around screaming like Tarzan.
180. Throw stuff on the floor and start yelling at an imaginary friend.
181. Shoot spitwads at people and then fall on the ground laughing hysterically
182. Go into a bathroom that is of the opposite gender of yourself and open the stalls saying, "Ooh la la!"
183. Walk up to random people, give them a hug, and say, "I love you!"
184. Dress up as an old man and start stealing stuff
185. Start a fire, then sit around it with your friends in Indian clothes.
186. Walk around in a court jester costume
187. Run at people with a pitch fork
188. Pretend that you're having a heart attack
189. Throw tomatoes at people and then tackle them
190. Get on the intercom and calmly say, "Attention shoppers. I would like to inform you that the world is about to end, and that there's a sale on isle two."
191. Buy a carton of vanilla ice cream, run up to the cash register, tell the cashier you forgot your money, then start dancing like Napoleon Dynamite, screaming, "Where's my chap stick?!"
192. Pretend to be Spiderman by running up walls and trying to save people
193. Claim isle three as your 'Secret Lair'
194. Run around the store singing the My Little Pony theme song as loud as you can.
195. Get a giant Christmas stocking and hop around in it like it's a potato sack on field day
196. Build a wall out of stuffed animals
197. Put on a cape and run around singing the Phantom of the Opera
198. set up a campsite in the outdoor department and tell people you'll invite them if they bring pillows from the bedding department
199. Knock down as many displays as you can
200. Go up to a random old guy with white hair and say, "I want Bratz for Christmas! Thank you Santa!" and then give him a hug and run away.
201. Dress up in a super villain costume and then go around the store yelling, "MARRY ME!" to random people
202. Go up to a tough looking guy and push him and say you wanna fight? And when he pushes back start to cry and run away
203. Point to a cash register and ask the cashier, "How much is that?"
204. Get a tent and campout with the Barbie dolls in the toy isle
205. Chew gum loudly in people's faces
206. Throw a poke-ball at someone and yell, "PIKACHU, I CHOOSE YOU!"
207. Turn on all the flashlights, hang them from the ceiling, stand under them, scatter confetti at your feet, and start singing, using a Barbie as a microphone.
208. Play baseball in the middle of the store, then score a home run and run around the store screaming.
209. Flirt with someone, plan a date, and then break up with them, all in 10 minutes.
210. Get a cart and pile it high with items. When the cashier tells you the price, exclaim, "What a rip off!" And walk out of the store.
211. Start singing, "Tinkle, tinkle, little star! In a toilet that's real far! Up above us in the sky! It's weird to learn that pee does fly! Make sure it does never land! In my, my, my, my, my hand!"
212. Find all the beans you can and put them in your cart, and then tell random people that it's your breakfast, lunch, and dinner for the next couple years.
213. Pay for your stuff with all pennies, and then come up one too short.
214. Scream, "Look! Someone's stealing an old lady's purse!" and when they look away, take all the stuff in their cart and throw it around the store shouting "I'm a terrorist!"
215. Run out of the dressing room screaming, "Michael Jackson has my dad!"
216. Go to the pet isle. Point to a fish and say, "I'll have that one. And that one. And that one..." Keep going until you've pointed to every fish they have in stock
217. Tap dance through the store
218. Change the music on the intercom to Mexican
219. Rip open every package you see
220. Get on a bike and have your friend chase you. Pretend you are going to run over somebody and then move out the way.
221. Stand in front of the security camera and pretend to die (dramatically)
222. Scream "SECURITY!" as loud as you can. When they come up act all panicky and say "This is really important!" Then smile and say, "Hi."
223. Sing "Mary Had A Little Lamb" as loud as you can in the music section, then smile and say "Well, it's the music section so I thought you might like some live music." Then sing it again.
224. Run around with underwear on your head, screaming, "I am Captain Underpants!"
225. Follow a male security dude and ask him where the "feminine needs" are.
226. Go to the toy isle, set up the GI joe figures and yell, " Then it's WAR!!!"
227. Pull down your pants next to a flower display and "water" the flowers.
228. Go to the bakery section and yell "I LOVE PIE!" to everyone you see.
229. Take all the pets out of their cages, including the fish.
230. Grab a strawberry shortcake doll and go to the bakery section. Tell the baker "I'd like to buy strawberry shortcake!" and hold the doll in their face.
231. Scream, "GET OUT OF MY YARD!" to everyone who walks by you.
232. Announce that there's a huge sale at Target
233. Throw a party in a busy isle
234. Test drive lawn mowers
235. Have a tennis tournament in the middle of the store
236. Throw all the bouncy balls in the toy section everywhere and let them bounce around
237. Carry a bomb and make it explode
238. Eat a bunch of candy and refuse to pay for it
239. Go to the in store restaurant and order anything. When receiving it tell them that this was not what you wanted. Refuse to pay and go tell the manager
240. Hide in a pile of plushies and then jump out at people who walk by
241. Act like an old lady and scream, "AH! I broke my back! This wouldn't happen at Target!"
242. Pretend to be a life size Barbie. When someone wants to buy you, run away screaming that someone was trying to kidnap you.
243. Take a marker to all the happy faces. Then change the prices. That will start an uproar
244. When a clerk stops you and asks your name read their name of their id card. When they say it's not your name scream, "IDENTITY THEFT!!!"
245. Throw jelly sweets at the cashiers
246. Steal a shopping cart(As in take it out of the store and put it in your car)
247. Ride on the back of the carts. (they hate it when you do that) Run into other carts yelling like a maniac.
248. Follow one person around the store. Poke them ever so often. When the snap and yell at you scream, "STALKER!!"
249. Pretend like you're a person who works there and walk around saying, "Can I help you find anything?"
250. Spill cooking oil all over the floor and then slide in it
251. Pretend like you're blind and can't find what your looking for. Go up to random people and ask, "Will you help me find some cat food for Fluffy?"
252. Bowl with bottles full of open soda
253. Run around with a bowl of cheerios yelling, "It lowered my cholesterol!"
254. Order a pizza from the cashier
255. Ask to have your pizza shaken, not stirred
256. Start a food fight
257. Go up to a fat woman and say, "Taxi?"
258. Put underwear over your shorts, get a blue shirt, yellow paint, and red paint, paint an s on the shirt, go to the material section, cut a red cape, then get an umbrella, open it, and jump off the tops of shelves.
259. Take the spray paint and paint all the people around you
260. Go up to random people and hug them while putting a 'Kick Me' sign on the back of their shirt
261. Hide in dark places with a golden ring. when people walk by, jump out at them hissing, "We wants it! You cants have it!" Then gently whisper, "it will be alright my precious"
262. Flip off the manager
263. Go to the food section, take all of the boxed items out, and stack them up to make a fort. Glue can help. And creating a 'distraction' elsewhere for the employees to handle while you work does too...
264. Drop a pen and let someone else go and pick it up for you. When they do try to pick it up yell to them, "HEY THATS MY PEN THEIF!"
265. Bring a slip n' slide blast some Music and bring some random people to it and kick their back so they slide accross the slip n' slide and scream "PARTY IN THE HIZ HOUSE!!!!!!!"
266. Throw a dance party
267. Write on the floors
268. Pull all the clothes off the racks into a pile on the floor and hide under it, and when someone tries to pick the clothes up, leap out cackling madly and run down the aisles, still cackling.
269. Go up to someone and say "look over there" Then pull down their pants. And, if you're lucky, their underwear.
270. Pretend to have an asthma attack, and when someone tries to help you, bite them. Or pretend to faint.
271. Get a bag of chips and walk around the store eating them. When an employee tries to stop you or make you pay, tell them that they're your chips! Keep screaming it.
272. Spray a customer with pepper spray and scream, "Help! Help! He's a rapist!"
273. Pretend to be a rabid dog and run around growling at people. Then if someone tries to stop you, bite them.
274. Lie on the floor. Just lie there. It is guaranteed to freak people out. Either pretend to be asleep, or to have passed out.
275. Take toys and put them on the floor and take a cart. Start running over the toys screaming, "Monster Truck Mania!!!"
276. Climb up the shelves/storage units, then refuse to come down.
277. Take red juice Pour it on your face make streaks or stripes then layout on the floor with a flower in your hand when a crowd of people come stand up and walk like a zombie!
278. Grab a bowl, spoon, milk, and cereal. Eat it right there and tell them you'll pay when your done.
279. Stand on the conveyer belt when your checking out and walk like its a treadmill... then ask for a speed increase
280. Wrap yourself in toilet paper rolls and pretend to be a mummy looking for your wife, Cleopatra
281. Follow a stranger around and mimic them. Continue doing this for a long period of time.
282. If you are in Target, say there is a code yellow
283. Get some candy corn form the candy aisle put two on your canine teeth and go around the store biting peoples necks
284. Flirt with the manager's wife
285. Walk calmly to the CDs, when u see one that has Hilary Duff, yell (if you're a fan) OHMIGOD! HILARY'S LATEST! OHMIGOSH, I, LIKE HAVE TO HAVE THIS! (if you're not a fan) Find a hammer, take the CD, gently put it on the floor, then mash it like a madman.
286. Run around spinning and say you're the Tasmanian devil
287. Run around in circles and yell, "I'M THE CIRCLE MAN!"
288. Announce a sock-sliding contest and take off your shoes and start sliding. It's actually really fun...
289. Go up to a employee ask for a application and where it says goals write down 'to take over Wal-Mart' and turn it in
290. Get a water gun and threaten someone with it. A cashier is usually a prime candidate. Then say in a low, dangerous voice (without collapsing into laughter) "Empty out the cash register."
291. Take a soda, shake it up, and then spray it at people.
292. Hide in the clothes so when someone comes to look you yell, "PICK ME!"
293. Request that an employee find you an imaginary product, then keep saying: "I know it's here somewhere, just keep looking!" Eventually the employee will run out of patience, so then you say: "You've been punked!" And run out screaming and laughing. (Maybe you won't get kicked out, but you'll freak an employee out...)
294. Print out a bunch of advertisements for Target, Marshalls, etc... Then calmly go around taping/gluing/stapling them to products, people, and walls. It helps to have a WHOLE lot of them.
295. Move things around. (Put frozen food in with the barbies, etc...)
296. If a fat person has a twinkies in their cart take it out and start eating it and spit it out on them and yell, "That crud is sick!"
297. Point at an old man and yell, "LOOK EVERYONE! IT'S BRITNEY SPEARS!"
298. Put a ski mask on and wear a black cape with black clothes and a fake sword and yell, "Zoro has returned!"
299. Dress up as an old lady and whack people with your purse and when employees come to stop you, pretend to faint
300. Go to Wal-Mart at 2:00 in the morning and do cartwheels around the store screaming, "I'm pregnant!"
301. Put on a long wig and claim to be Pocahontas
302. Break some glass, then accuse a flying monkey
303. Threaten a cashier with a candy bar
304. Bring in scissors and glue. If anyone asks, tell them you are fulfilling your dream of giving Wal Mart a Make Over.
305. Buy a bag of candy. Start to walk away, then ask if you can exchange them. Repeat until they get angry.
306. Go to the dairy section and protest against milking cows. Say things like, "What if the cows aren't ok with us milking them? Cows have rights too!" 307. Redecorate the Rollback Smiley Face so he is green with neon pink eyes.
308. Go up to the manager and ask where the nearest K-Mart is.
309. If you see a couple holding hands, run through their hands and scream, "RED ROVER!"
310. Grab a gnome, then hide in a clothes rack and when someone picks out a shirt or whatever jump out and yell "The gnome did it! The gnome did it!" Then throw the gnome and run.
311. Put up free sample signs all over the store and watch people leave with their "free samples."
312. Run around the store screaming, "OMG! HELP! PINTO BEANS ARE TAKING OVER COSTCO! AHHH!"
313. In Walmart, they give out free stickers. Take them and decorate your body with them. 314. Get a bunch of your friends, about 10 or more, and go up to a lady who looks like she's in her 20's. When there are lots of people around, ask, "Mommy? Can we have some ice cream?"
315. Spit in the manager's face
316. Stare at a customer for a long time while saying, "Hello, hello, hello" nonstop until they get really mad
317. Go to customer service and say, "Your fat vallet guy stole my car."
318. Put an "Out of Order" sign on the manager's butt
319. Go up to customers and whisper, "Seven Days..." and if they turn around, pelt them with Skittles
320. Melt chocolate, then scream, "Free face masks!"
321. Wear a pair of bright yellow pants on your head and run around screaming, "They Got Me!!"
322. Slap the manager and scream, "He's alive! He's ALIVE!!!"
323. Put a lot of matches and gasoline in your cart, then smile at people
324. Run around the store five times, and when you are done, scream, "I WIN!" and do a victory dance
325. Let a collie lose in the store, then scream, "Lassie, come home!"
326. Make your friend that's a guy try on girl clothes and then have him run around like a crazy person.
327. Hide in a boys clothes rack, and when a boy with glasses walks by, scream, "You're a wizard, Harry!"
328. Grab lots of G.I. Joe action figures and Water Bombs and yell, "ITS WAR!!!" whenever someone walks by and throw the bombs at them.
329. Put a Dora toy on the floor and when someone tries to pick it up, yell, "Swiper No Swiping!"
330. Buy a fake but expensive looking vase. (ex. a cheap glass pot.) Fill it with some ash and soot. Then take it to an employee, bump into him and drop it so it shatters. Then keep screaming at him that it was your mother and you will sue him for every thing he owns, and tell him he has to pick it up then and there or he will be cursed for 10 years.
331. Put a squirt gun in a stuffed elmo's hand and scream, "Everybody down!! Elmo's got a gun!"
332. Drive around in a kiddie car singing the batman theme song.
333. Run around with underwear on your head screaming, "I'm Blind!!!

2 things ton do WHEN they kick you out of walmart,
1) start an emploee scrapbook! take pictures of all the people who throw you out and put them in there.
2) take them on a high speed chase on a mini battery operated hummer.


~~~~~~~~~~~$$$$
~~~~~~~~~~$$$$$
~~~~~~~~~.$$$**$$
~~~~~~~~~$$$"~~'$$
~~~~~~~~$$$"~~~~$$
~~~~~~~~$$$~~~~.$$
~~~~~~~~$$~~~~..$$
~~~~~~~~$$~~~~.$$$
~~~~~~~~$$~~~$$$$
~~~~~~~~~$$$$$$$$
~~~~~~~~~$$$$$$$
~~~~~~~.$$$$$$*
~~~~~~$$$$$$$"
~~~~.$$$$$$$..
~~~$$$$$$"`~$$...
~~$$$$$*~~~~$$$$
~$$$$$~~~~~$$$$$$..
$$$$$~~~~$$$$$$$$$$.
$$$$~~~.$$$$$$$$$$$$$
$$$~~~~$$$*~'$~~$*$$$$
$$$~~~'$$"~~~$$~~~.$$$$
3$$~~~~$$~~~~$$~~~..$$$
~$$$~~~$$$~~~'$~~~~$$$
~'*$$~~~~$$$~~$$~~:$$$
~~~$$$$~~~~~~~$$~$$"
~~~~~$$*$$$$$$$$$"
~~~~~~~~~~````~$$
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~'$
~~~~~~~~..~~~~~~$$
~~~~~~$$$$$$~~~~$$
~~~~~$$$$$$$$~~~$$
~~~~~$$$$$$$$~~~$$
~~~~~~$$$$$"~~$$$
~~~~~~~"*$$$$$
_________________§§§§§§§§§§
________________§§§§§§§§§§
_______________§§§§§§§§§§
______________§§§§§§§§§§
_____________§§§§§§§§§§
____________§§§§§§§§§§
___________§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§
__________§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§
_________§§§§§§§§§§§§§§§
________________§§§§§§§
_______________ §§§§§§
______________§§§§§§
_____________§§§§§§
____________§§§§§
___________§§§§§
__________§§§§
_________§§§
________§§
█████put this on
　　　　　██▒▒▒██your profile
　　　　█▒▒▒▒▒▒██if you will
　　　　█▒▒▒▒▒▒▒██never kill
　　　██▒▒▒▓▓▓▒▒██　　█a butter fly
　　　█▒▒▒▓▓▓▓▒▒▒█　　　█
　　██▒▒▒▓▓▓▓▓▒▒█　　　█
　　█▒▒▒▓▓▓▓▓▓▒▒█　　　█
　　█▒▒▒▓▓▓▓▓▓▒▒█　████████
　　██▒▒▓▓▓▓▓▓▒▒█　█████　　█
　　　█▒▒▒▓▓▓▓▒▒▒██████
　　　██▒▒▒▓▓▒▒▒█████████████████
　　████▒▒▒▒▒▒██████▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒███
　██▒▒██▒▒▒▒██████▒▒▒▓▓▓▓▓▓▒▒▒▒▒██
██▒▒▒▒██▒▒██████▒▒▒▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▒▒▒▒██
█▒▒▒▒▒▒████████▒▒▒▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▒▒▒▒█
█▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒█████▒▒▒▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▒▒▒▒██
██▒▒▒▒▒▒█████▒▒▒▒▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▓▒▒▒███
　██▒▒▒▒▒███▒██▒▒▒▒▓▓▓▓▓▒▒▒▒██
　　███████▒▒▒▒██▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒▒████
　　　　　　█▒▒▒▒▒▒▒██████████
　　　　　　██▒▒▒▒▒▒▒██
　　　　　　　██▒▒▒▒▒▒██
　　　　　　　　██▒▒▒▒██
　　　　　　　　　██████


;'P


ø¤º°¨¨°º¤ø„¸º¤ø„ø¤º°¨ ¸¨° ¤ø„¸¸„¸¨°º¤ø„ø¤º°¨¸„ø¤º°¨ ¨¸„ø¤º°¨¨°º¤ø„¸º¤ø„ø¤º°¨ ¸¨°¤ø„¸¸„¸¨°º¤ø„ø¤º°¨¸„ø¤º°¨



★◕‿◕★

♥..........................................♥



(¯'v´¯)
'·.¸.·´
¸.·´¸.·´¨) ¸.·*¨)
(¸.·´ (¸.·´. ·´¸¸.·´¯'·->...,
,¡i|¹i¡¡i¹|i¡,
`'¹li¡|¡|¡il¹´
♥kissez♥
（*⌒ヮ⌒*）

☮ ☮ ☮ ☮ ☮ ☮ ☮ ☮ ☮ ☮ ☮ ☮ ☮ ☮ ☮ ☮

☮ ☮ ☮ ☮ ☮ ☮ ☮ ☮ ☮ ☮ ☮ ☮ ☮ ☮ ☮ ☮

☮ ☮ ☮ ☮ ☮ ☮ ☮ ☮ ☮ ☮ ☮ ☮ ☮ ☮ ☮ ☮


☮ ☮ ☮ ☮ ☮ ☮ ☮ ☮ ☮ ☮ ☮ ☮ ☮ ☮ ☮ ☮





Lawyers die and you get money
A man finds a bottle one day while cleaning his garage.
When he rubs it a genie comes out and says:
I will grant you three wishes, but whatever you get every lawyer in the world will get twice as much.

The man says o.k., “I wish I was the legal heir of every lawyer in the world.”
The genie waves his hands a little and some sparks fly. “Ok. You are the legal heir of every lawyer and every lawyer is your legal heir twice.”

The mans says, “Next I wish for $100,000,000,000.”
The genie waves his hands again and says, “O.k. you have 100 billion dollars and every lawyer has 200 billion dollars”

Then the man says, “Now, I wish to be found half dead at a hospital that has the resources to treat me but can’t bring someone back to life after they are dead.”
The genie says, “smart now you have tons of money from the lawyers as they will all be dead!” The genie waves his hands and then the man is at a hospital stumbling in the doors.

“Oh, my god a nurse says.”

News report the following day…
“Yes, it appears that every lawyer on this planet has amazingly been transported to a hospital only to be announced dead and gone, after they got $200,000,000,000. Also it seems that a single man was the heir of all these lawyers. He was found half dead at a hospital today but considering his new found wealth the the doctors have said that he will definitely recover fully.”
;-D



Girlfriend v7.0 vs. Wife v1.0
Dear Tech Support:
Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0. I soon noticed that the new program began unexpected child processing that took up a lot of space and valuable resources.

In addition, Wife 1.0 installed itself into all other programs and now monitors all other system activity. Applications such as Poker Night 10.3, Football 5.0, Hunting and Fishing 7.5, and Racing 3.6.

I can’t seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background while attempting to run my favorite applications. I’m thinking about going back to Girlfriend 7.0, but the uninstall doesn’t work on Wife 1.0. Please help!

Thanks,
Troubled User

===========

Dear Troubled User:
This is a very common problem that men complain about.

Many people upgrade from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0, thinking that it is just a Utilities and Entertainment program. Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING SYSTEM and is designed by its Creator to run EVERYTHING !!! It is also impossible to delete Wife 1.0 and to return to Girlfriend 7.0. It is impossible to uninstall, or purge the program files from the system once installed.

You cannot go back to Girlfriend 7.0 because Wife 1.0 is designed to not allow this. Look in your Wife 1.0 manual under Warnings-Alimony/Child Support. I recommend that you keep Wife 1.0 and work on improving the situation. I suggest installing the background application “Yes Dear” to alleviate software augmentation.

The best course of action is to enter the command C:\APOLOGIZE! because ultimately you will have to give the APOLOGIZE command before the system will return to normal anyway.

Wife 1.0 is a great program, but it tends to be very high maintenance. Wife 1.0 comes with several support programs, such as Clean and Sweep 3.0, Cook It 1.5, and Do Bills 4.2. However, be very careful how you use these programs. Improper use will cause the system to launch the program Nag Nag 9.5. Once this happens, the only way to improve the performance of Wife 1.0 is to purchase additional software. I recommend Flowers 2.1 and Diamonds 5.0!

WARNING!!! DO NOT, under any circumstances, install Secretary With Short Skirt 3.3. This application is not supported by Wife 1.0 and will cause irreversible damage to the operating system!

Best of luck,
Tech Support



ø¤º°¨¨°º¤ø„¸º¤ø„ø¤º°¨ ¸¨° ¤ø„¸¸„¸¨°º¤ø„ø¤º°¨¸„ø¤º°¨ ¨¸„ø¤º°¨¨°º¤ø„¸º¤ø„ø¤º°¨ ¸¨°¤ø„¸¸„¸¨°º¤ø„ø¤º°¨¸„ø¤º°¨






Guess where i am...

Behind you.....wif a spork. >:3




WORDS OF WISDOM
All those who believe in telekinesis, raise my hand.

I almost had a psychic girlfriend but she left me before we met.

OK, so what’s the speed of dark?

Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.

When everything is coming your way, you’re in the wrong lane.

Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now.

Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don’t have film.

Shin: a device for finding furniture in the dark.

Many people quit looking for work when they find a job.

I intend to live forever – so far, so good.

Eagles may soar, but weasels don’t get sucked into jet engines.

When I’m not in my right mind, my left mind gets pretty crowded.

What happens if you get scared half to death twice?

I used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out.

I couldn’t repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.

If at first you don’t succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.

Experience is something you don’t get until just after you need it.

For every action, there is an equal and opposite criticism.

No one is listening until you make a mistake.

Success always occurs in private, and failure in full view.

The colder the X-ray table, the more of your body is required to be on it.

The hardness of the butter is proportional to the softness of the bread.

The severity of the itch is proportional to the reach.

To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism, to steal from many is research.

The problem with the gene pool is that there is no lifeguard.

Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7th of your life.

The sooner you fall behind, the more time you’ll have to catch up.

A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.

If you must choose between two evils, pick the one you’ve never tried before.

A fool and his money are soon partying.

Plan to be spontaneous tomorrow.

If you think nobody cares about you, try missing a couple of payments.

I’d kill for a Nobel Peace Prize.

Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks.

Borrow money from a pessimist – they don’t expect it back.

Half the people you know are below average.

99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name.



is anything possible?

whoever said anything is possible, obvisouly never tried slaming a revovling door.


ø¤º°¨¨°º¤ø„¸º¤ø„ø¤º°¨ ¸¨° ¤ø„¸¸„¸¨°º¤ø„ø¤º°¨¸„ø¤º°¨ ¨¸„ø¤º°¨¨°º¤ø„¸º¤ø„ø¤º°¨ ¸¨°¤ø„¸¸„¸¨°º¤ø„ø¤º°¨¸„ø¤º°¨



Muffins In An Oven...

There are 2 muffins in an oven.
One muffin says “Dang it sure is hot in here…”
The other muffin says “OMG A TALKING MUFFIN!!”

♥..........................................♥


Nintendo isn't a game, it's life.


♥..........................................♥

.................. .........,--~''''¯¯¯ ..'-,...¯''~''~--,,
................ ...,-'''¯~, ....'- ...... ............... ....\-,
....... ......,-'_¯, ........................ ............, ........'~,
........ ..,-' ... ....................... ...........,-;',,,,_ ........'-,,
....... ,-'_, ........____ ............... ....,-' ..° ....'-, ......,°.;
..... ,-' .............,,,---,,, ............ ......|,,--~''''''¯I .....,'
.... ,;,_ .........,-' ....° ..,,;, ..........'-, .'~,_ ....,-'' ....,'
. ,--; .............|,,--~''' ....| ...........-' ........¯¯ ......,'
..;,°;, ............'-,_ ......,,-' .........._,,;- ......... ...,-'
.......'~, .............''''''''' ...........-'' ,-' ..........,,~'
............'~-, ................ ............... .....,,-~'
.................... '~--,,,,_______,,,,-~''''¯¯\
............ .........,-' ......,, \....\ ._,,,,i;;;|-|_,\
................. ..,/, ....,-;'---'----' ...... ..../.,_;|
.................,/, ,''''~, .............. .......| ¯
................... ''-'''| .................. ....\,
........................ ../, ........../\------~''¯';
.................. .....,'' ¯''~--~''' .¯'---,,,,--''
........................ ''~-,,-~


Things I learned from kids


A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.
If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.

A 3-year old Boy’s voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.

If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not strong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20×20 ft. room.

You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.

The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn’t stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.

When you hear the toilet flush and the words “uh oh”, it’s already too late.

Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.

A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36-year old man says they can only do it in the movies.

Certain Lego’s will pass through the digestive tract of a 4-year old Boy.

Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.

Super glue is forever.

No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can’t walk on water.

Pool filters do not like Jell-O.

VCR’s do not eject “PB &J” sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.

Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.

Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.

You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.

Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.

The fire department in Austin, TX has a 5-minute response time.

The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.

It will, however, make cats dizzy.

Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.

80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid.

Those who pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without boys do it because:
a) For those with no children – this is totally hysterical!
b) For those who already have children past this age, this is hilarious.
c) For those who have children this age, this is not funny.
d) For those who have children nearing this age, this is a warning.
e) For those who have not yet had children, this is birth control


---/\---
---\/---`♪.Put this on your
---[]--- page if you have a
---[]--- love for music×♫×
-/\[]/\-
-\.[]./-
-/....\-
-\__/-

PUT THIS ON YOUR PROFILE- if you have ever listened to music in another language, and sung along having no IDEA what they are SAYING and PROUD OF IT

If you are odd and proud of it put this on your profile.

No event is complete without theme music. If you have ever started humming/singing your own theme music, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are one of the proud teens/adults who have a v-o-c-a-b-u-l-a-r-y and do not limit themselves to "omg!" and "Like, that is, like, so, like, totally awsome...!". copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.

If you think that writing fanfics is fun, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you don't get why people cant get it through other people's heads that members of the opposite gender can just be friends, copy and paste this into your profile

If you would rather be unique than being a zombie prep/cool, copy and paste this into your profile

If you think you have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" thingies, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever laughed during something sad and depressing and ruined a moment, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you laugh secretly at some people or keep on comparing them with characters because they resemble some characters, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever slapped yourself in the head and/or banged your head on a table for no reason, put this on your profile.

If you have ever wished you could materialize a hammer/frying pan/giant fan out of thin air to beat someone with, put this into your profile.

ﾞ（ﾟ､ ｡ ７
　l、ﾞ ~ヽ
　じしf_, )
A large percent of writers don't know the difference between "your" and "you're". If you're one of the ones who does know and wants to slug them, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that stories that make fun of stereotypical fanfic ideas are funny, copy this and paste it in your profile.

If you’ve used bold, italics, and underline all at once just to see what it looked like, copy this and paste it in your profile.

If you frequently use words that your spell checker says don’t exist, put this in your profile.

iF YOU'VE EVER TYPED A WHOLE SENTENCE AND THEN LOOKED UP AND REALIZED THE CAPS LOCK WAS ON AT THE WRONG TIME, PUT THIS IN YOUR PROFILE AND ADD YOUR NAME TO THE LIST: Zilo Sugarpill (do it all the time), Ailia Sparrowhawk ( most annoying thing in the world). iTorchic ((GAH! IT HAPPENS TOO MUCH! wait, DAMN!))Rena((all the time)) (I HATE THAT!)Artperson

If you have ever fallen and knocked someone over on the way down, put this in your profile and add your name to the list: EschaLee (I actually knocked over 3 people...), Zilo Sugarpill (Can you say dominoes?), Ailia Sparrowhawk ( did it in karate class actualy, I call it Self-Sacrafice-Tackle-Attack), iTorchic (so much fun XD )Rena((it was an EPIC FAIL))(UGH)Artperson

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: Danyan, Avatarwolf, Shifter-youkai.watches sakura fall, Two Tailz, EdElricFan1001, BakaKonekoRKL, CharmedFullMetalAvatar, E.Mahiru, Ailia Sparrowhawk, iTorchic Artperson

║║╔║║╔╗ ║
╠╣╠║║║║ ║
║║╚╚╚╚╝ O XD

"Sitting in my chair
Trying not to care
that my crush is sitting right there
My heart is beating
But not in fright
I feel like a kite lost in mid air
The wind is twisting me, pulling me too
I find myself listing everything about you
Your laugh, your smile...
it drives me wild that i feel like a mile away
Why cant you just say, 'hey'
I've been waiting every single day
As i lay here not breathing or blinking
I wonder what you could be thinking
Whenever i walk nearby
Do you ever want to say hi
When i glance your way
I quickly look down
Cause i feel your eyes on me now
My heart does a little prance when he asks...
'Do you want to go to the dance?'"
~Kaylamab

96% of girls would die if Justin Beiber jumped off a bridge. Put this on your profile if you would be one of the 4% yelling 'JUMP JUMP JUMP JUMP!'


___________________________________________
___________________________________$$$___$$$$$________$$$$____$$
___________________________________$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$_$$$$$$$$$$$$$
____________________________$___$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$__$$$$$$$$$$$$$
___________________________$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$__$$$$$$$$$$$$$$
____________________________$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$_$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$_$$
____________________________$$$$$$$$$$$$$__$$$___$$$$$$$$$$$__$$$$$$$$$
___________________________$$$$$$$$$$$$______$$_______$$_____$$$__$$$$$
___________________________$$$$$$$$$$$$$$___________________________$$$
________________________$$_$$$$$$$$________$$$_______________$$___$$$$$
_________________________$$$$$$$$$__$_____$$__________________$$_____$$$$
___________________________$$$$$$$$$____$$_____________________$$____$$$
_____________________________$$$$$_____$$___$$$_____________$$$__$$_$$
______________________________$$$$_______$$$$$$$_________$$$$$$$___$
_______________________________$$$$__$$_$$$$___$________$$$$___$_$$$
_____________________________$_$$$$$$$__$$$$$__$_____$__$$$$$__$__$$$$
_____________________________$$$$$$$$____$$$$$_$______$__$$$$$_$__$$$
_______________________________$_$________$$$$$_____$$$___$$$$$___$$_$
______________________________$__$_$_____________________________$___$
__________$$$$$$$_____$$$$$____$$$$$$$$___________$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$
___________$$$$$_$$$$$$$$$$$$________$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$______$$_$
_____$$$$$$$$$$$_$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$_______$$$$$$$$$____$$_$_____$__$$$
___$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$______________$$$$$$_$___$$__$$______$_$$$
_$$$$$$$_$_____$$_____________________$$_$$$$$$__$$$$$$_______$_$
$$_________$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$_____$$_$$_$$$__$$$__$$_______$_$
______$$$$$$$$$_$$_$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$___$_$$$$$$$$$_$$$$$$_______$__$
____$$$$$$_$_$__$$___$$$$$$____$$$$_$$$__$$$_____$__$$$______$$__$
___$$$$$_$$_____$$$___$$$$$$$________$$$____$$$$_$$$$$$$_____$___$$
__$$$__$________$$$____$$$$$$_________$$$$$$$__$$$$$$__$_____$_____$$
_$$_____________$$$___$$_$$$_____________$$$$$$$$$$__$$$____$$_______$$
_$_____________$$$$______$$__________________$$___$____$_____$_________$
______________$$$$$__________________________$____$____$_____$__________$
_____________$$$$$____________________________$__$$$$$$$_____$$$$$$$$$$$$$
____________$$$$$_________________________$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$____$_$$$$$$$$$$$$
_______$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$______________$$$$$_$$$$$________$$___$___$$$$$$$$$$
__________________________________$$$__$$$$______________$___$_____$$$$$$$$
_______________________________$$$_$$$$__________________$$$$_$$$___$$$$$$
_____________________________$$__$$____________________$$__$$$$__$___$$$$
___________________________$$___$$_____________________$$$$___$$$$$$$$
_________________________$$___$$_____________________$$$$$____$$$
________________________$$__$$______$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$_____$$
______________________$$__$$_______$$________________$_$$_$$$
_____________________$$__$$________$$_________________$$$$_$$$
___________________$$__$$_________$$__________________$$$$$$$
__________________$$_$$_________$$$______________________$$
________________$$__$$________$$$
_______________$$_$$_______$$$
_________$$$$$$$_$$$$$__$$$
_________$$$$$$$$___$$$$
__________$$__$$$$$$$$$$$$
_________$__$$____$$$$$$$
_______$$__$$_______$_$
_____$$__$$_______$$$
____$$__$$_____$$$
____$$$$$$$$$$$$
_________$$$


WARNING: If you read this your computer will blow up. Oh too late for you. :P
あなたはこの後あなたは日本人です読んでいる場合。.....:D :)

(\__/)
(='.'=)
(")_(")
I luv to draw! C:

Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒkeep
Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒme
Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒforever
Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒdont
Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒlet
Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒme
Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒfly
Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒaway!

`'•.¸(¯`'•.¸*♥♥♥♥*¸.•'´¯)¸.•' ´¯)
♥(¯`'•.¸(¯`'•.¸*♥♥*¸.•'´¯)¸.•' ´¯)♥
♥♥(¯`'•.¸(¯`Peace out´¯)¸. •'´ ¯)♥♥
(_¸.•'´(_¸.•'´*♥♥♥♥*`'•.¸_)`'• .¸_)
♥(_¸.•'´(_¸.•'´*♥♥*`'•.¸_)`'•. ¸_)♥


FAKE FRIENDS: Never ask for food
REAL FRIENDS: Are the reason you have no food.

FAKE FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr/Mrs.
REAL FRIENDS: Call your parents by their first names.

FAKE FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.
REAL FRIENDS: Would be sittin next to you sayin "Dang...... that was fun!"

FAKE FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
REAL FRIENDS: Cry with you.

FAKE FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
REAL FRIENDS: Keep your stuff so long they forget its yours.

FAKE FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Could write a book about you with direct quotes from you.

FAKE FRIENDS: Will leave you behind to be with the crowd.
REAL FRIENDS: Will get the whole crowd to come over to you.


FAKE FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
REAL FRIENDS: Would knock after they've let themselves in.

FAKE FRIENDS: Will talk bad to the person who talks bad about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Will knock them out.

FAKE FRIENDS: Would ignore this.
REAL FRIENDS: Will repost it

FAKE FRIENDS: Are for a while.
REAL FRIENDS: Are forever.


═══════════◄►══════════
F riends
R esponsible
I ntelligent
E xciting to be Around
N ice Always
D ependable
S miles a Lot
═══════════◄►══════════
═══════════◄►══════════
F riendly Personality
O utstanding
R eally Great Memories
═══════════◄►══════════
═══════════◄►══════════
E xcellent Listener
V ery Kind
E njoyable
R emember our friendship
═══════════◄►══════════
═══════════◄►═════════

A short history of medicine:

I have an earache.

2000 B.C. – Here, eat this root

1000 A.D. – That root is heathen, say this prayer.

1850 A.D. – That prayer is superstition, drink this potion.

1940 A.D. – That potion is snake oil, swallow this pill.

1985 A.D. – That pill is ineffective, take this antibiotic.

2000 A.D. – That antibiotic is artificial. Here, eat this root.


97 of 100 teens would stand there and look terribly sad if they saw their favorite character in tears on the ground and in need of comfort, If you are one of the 3 that would get down, hug them, wipe away their tears, and tell them that you love them and start to cry with them, copy and paste this into your profile.



This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her when she was still alive. The murder chanted, "Toma Sota balcu," as he buried her. Now that you have read this chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this on your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded.

Marth's story

Why do they call me gay?

I fell in love with a wonderful girl when my life wasn't a war.

Her name was Sheeda, and she was so beautiful.

I loved her very much, and I think she loved me back.

But then, she was killed, her last word was my name.

I cried until my eyes ran dry.

My sister and I were both in danger, she knew she was going to die, but she didn't tell me.

She simply gave me her tiara and said to remeber her. And then she left me like Sheeda did.

I wear it to remind myself of her, and I don't cut my hair as a sign of remeberance.

Yet even though I try to be a good man, everyone laughs at me.

They tease me for my sister's crown. They call me gay, or tease me for my name by calling me "Martha".

They treat me like a freak because they don't know my past.

Did I do something wrong?

Did I make them mad?

If I did, I'm sorry.

I'm sorry my hair isn't short like other boys.

I'm sorry that I'm sensitive because I don't want to turn bitter.

I'm sorry that I have my own identity, and that It's not good enough for you.

I'm sorry.

Lucas' story

Why do they call me a wuss?

I was brave, until my mother, who died and left my brother and I to fend for oursleves.

Animals were my only comfort. One of my best friends was a dog named Boney.

My life went up in flames when I was forced to kill the only person that I loved and cared about me.

I had to kill my own brother to save everyone. So now no one that I loved is left besides the creatures that cared about me.

Even though I try to be stronger, everyone hates me.

They tease me for the day I was with Ness, My only other friend. When Wario came and took him. I was scared and worried, and didn't know what to do.

I ran so I wouldn't have to see Ness leave me Like my Mother and Brother.

But now everyone calls me a wuss.

They call me a horrible word that I don't want to ever let come from my mouth.

They call me it because I don't want to fight.

Was I being a bad person?

Was there anything else I could do?

If there was, I'm sorry.

I'm sorry that no one taught me to be brave.

I'm sorry no one loved me.

I'm sorry that the only thing I could do was run away.

I'm sorry that no one could help me to be the person you want me to be.

I'm sorry.

Roy's story

Why do they call me a clone?

I can't control what I do in a game.

I'm not the one who wanted to have it be this way.

I didn't want it like this!

If I had it how I wanted, no one would be hurt! The planet would never have fighting! Peace would be the only thing to spread! And I could be who I want to!

I wouldn't be forgotten.

I wouldn't be a copy.

I wouldn't be someone's puppet.

When I was somewhat cared about, was I not good enough?

When I was in a Super smash bros game, was I not doing my best?

If I wasn't I'm sorry.

I'm sorry I don't get a say in anything I do.

I'm sorry I'm just a play-thing to you.

I'm sorry I can't have one unique thing about me to please you.

I'm sorry

Meta knight's story

Why do they call me cold?

I used to open and friendly had a friend who treated me like a living being with feelings and a heart.

His Name was Jerca, and he saw something in me.

He cared about me and he felt like a brother to me. We were both in the army, and fought side by side.

But then, when true danger struck across our homeland, he was captured and I was left to feel like I was the cause of his death.

But then, he came back, and I was overly joyful. . .until I saw that our enemy had turned him into a monster.

I couldn't stand to see him like this.

I had to do the one thing that I swore I never wanted to do.

In no time, my sword had gone through his chest.

He gained some sense and while his heart pumped just a few more beats, he put something in my trembling glove. A locket, when I opened it, it was a picture of a baby. He breathed out that it was his son, his love for the baby was what set him free of the curse.

Then he died.

I didn't want that to ever happen to anyone I knew or cared about ever again. So I decided not to love anymore.

I don't want to be left hurting like that again.

Does that make me cold-hearted?

Does that mean you think I'm being mean?

If it does, I'm sorry.

I'm sorry that you didn't know that when no one's around, I cry like a baby, wishing someone would hold me.

I'm sorry I was never shown not to feel this way.

I'm sorry that you don't understand, and that you don't look at me like Jerca did.

I'm sorry.

Bowser's story (I thought of this one)

Why? They call me evil.
They say I’m an evil witch.
And they make fun of me because I was raised by one.
Dark Magic makes me evil.
I use my kids to kill my enemy.
That makes me evil.
They think I hate humanity.
Truth is, it hurts.
It hurt that my parents died when I was a baby.
It hurts that the one I love loves someone else.
It hurts that I was raised by a witch that kidnapped babies.
That’s why I’m who I am.
They call me an idiot,
Because I can’t kill a plumber.
They never stop to consider
Maybe, just maybe, I don’t want to kill him.
Peach loves Mario, and I love Peach.
I can’t kill the happiness of the one I love.
I only try to knock him out.
Sometimes I lose it, and I do try to kill him.
But can you really blame me?

Samus's Story (the first half was Liv's, but I HAD TO add on to this. Why? This is stuff I've heard, I had to bleep it out)

Why do people just play as me for my looks?

Half of you didn't know I was a girl before brawl.

And I forgive most of you.

But not the ones who pair me up with EVERY. SINGLE. GUY.

I love the stories you write.

I'm just not that interested in guys.

I don't want to be "the girl with the big chest".

I want to be an example:

No matter how much damage you take,

You gotta keep on goin'.

They also say that I'm a .

I got news for you, I havn't had it easy.

I was orphaned when I was 3.

An evil dragon that killed my parents is coming for me next.

I was raised by the Chozo,

but they died out too.

Excuse me if I'm upset sometimes,

excuse me if I burst out every now and then

excuse me for being cautious with who I meet

I try to be nice as best I can

I'm sorry for how I look

I'm sorry for how I might act

I got news for you

I didn't get so many choices...

Even though some characters aren't real, people treat them like trash. If you know that the stuff said about these characters in this poem is true, put this in your profile. And if you can, PM me to add on to this poem for another nintendo character. Oh, and you have to C/P ALL of it. NOT just part of it! Either you agree that people are mean, or don't agree people are mean.



PREVIOUSLY KNOWN AS 'VIOLENCE AND RAINBOWS.'


(WHAT THE FIZZLE?)


"Luke,I am your...MOTHER!"

"NOOOOOOOOO!"~Black Helmet Man from the movie:Thumb Wars.


"IT'S NANNERPUUUSS!!"~The Nannerpuss ad.

"Lets-a-go!"~Mario.

"I'm a garden tree!"~Rain from the manga:Immortal Rain.

"Wow.Force feedback too."~Piro from Megatokyo after Largo got shot by the dating sim.

"The game with the guns.And the boom."~

"Whoop-dee-freaking-doo."~One of my favorite stories.I do not use the 3rd word in that.

"PIIIEEE!!"~Me when I see that there's pie in the house.


FEEL THE POWAHH OF IGNORE!Ignores email.


Many flying pigs and jumping squids for all!!


me: THIS IS MADNESS!
sis: madness?
me: THIS... IS... SPARTA!!!!
sis: I thought it was highschool...
me: Your point?

And with that, he swished his ÜBER BOOTIFUL CAPE OF DEATH and vanished into thin air.

"'Cuz I have MARSHMALLOWS!"~ Kid Meta Knight

"Oh be quiet and eat your marshmallows!"~ Kid Meta Knight's friend


<EmoPunk2>i hate justin beiber!!!
<MTS3>Agreed
<felisconcolori>You and everyone else.
<thederangedone>I am perplexed by Justin Beiber.
<thederangedone>I thought someone of his age would have hit puberty by now.
<Chlorophyllistic>thederangedone: He has.
<thederangedone>Chlorophyllistic: Oh dear god.

<Koast> anyone have any good horror book suggestions?
<HardcoreEskimoKisses> Koast: Twilight
<Koast> HardcoreEskimoKisses: I said a HORROR book
<HardcoreEskimoKisses> Koast: i know, Twilight


11:54:40 AM <MasterMindMan> SUDDENLY DICKS
11:54:49 AM ** sexysubmissive4u has joined
11:55:00 AM <MasterMindMan> ...
11:55:02 AM <dr-monocle> ...

<Ultimatebiju> ASH STOP BEING A PUSSY AND FINISH TRAINING YOUR GODAMN POKEMON

.. /\
. (ﾟ ｡`>
.. l` \ ;'`
. (__.) Mew~
--


<a href="http://www.wordle.net/show/wrdl/2610807/ME&quot;
title="Wordle: ME"><img
src="http://www.wordle.net/thumb/wrdl/2610807/ME&quot;
alt="Wordle: ME"
style="padding:4px;border:1px solid #ddd"></a>


*Magic bananas*


...says Captain Obvious.


Life is awesome, if not, act like it is.~Me ;)


TEN things you want to say to TEN different people

1. I still need to get my vengance...

2. WATER BUFFALO!

3. Never forget BatSpork.

4. I miss you...

5. Sometimes, I think you're the only sane one around here.

6. Stop asking, you gross me out and I hate guys like you.

7. SNAP OUTA' IT WOMAN!

8. I'm sooooo not going.

9. You never seem to pick up the phone...

10. Spotty!

ARMADILLOS LURK IN YOUR TOASTER OVEN!!


"One day i shot an elephant in my pajamas. I'll never know how it got into those pajamas...."

NONE OF UR CHEESE WAX!


Let the Meta-awesome-ness begin!!

If you are a crazed Meta Knight fangirl, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think Meta knight should have his own video game that doesn't involve Kirby, but is still in the same series (Kind of like the Shadow the Hedgehog game), Copy and paste this into your profile.

If you love Meta Knight to death, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think Meta Knight is just really honest and not cold hearted, copy and paste this into your profile.

I have been diagnosed with Meta-Knight Fangirl disease, Help spread the disease by copying and pasting this!!

If you are a Meta KnightXJigglypuff fan and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you're stalking a fictional character, copy and paste this onto your profile. (See above for clues)

If Meta Knight was real and he told you to hit him, and you would do it because it's Meta Knight we're talking about here and you want to make him happy, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think Sword and Blade need way more attention in the anime because they are awesome, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you've ever walked into a wall, door, table, chair, or other large, solid objects, even when it was in plain sight, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, post this in your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have a very wide range of interests, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever forgot your name, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you were ever leaning against a door and it opened and you fell, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you enjoy making your own copy and pastes, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think it's stupid that girls are automatically labeled with the color pink, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are obsessed with something considered childish for someone your age, copy this into your profile.

"I walk, talk, eat and sleep on earth, but I live my life in a completely different world." If this sentence describes you, copy and paste on your profile.

If you get a kick out of explosions, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have EVER yelled at a TV after getting frustrated at someone who can't hear you, put this on your profile.

If you've tripped over air, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have ever needed a witty comeback to keep your social status but couldn't think of one, then two hours later you think of the perfect thing to say, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have ever tried to hi-five somebody and end up hitting them in the head, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you ran up a down escalator, copy this into your profile.

If you want to learn Japanese, copy/paste this into your profile.

If you have ever yelled at an inanimate object, copy and paste this into your profile.

When life gives you lemons, make orange juice; then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it.

"One day i shot an elephant in my pajamas. I'll never know how it got into those pajamas...."

If you realize that copying and pasting things into your profile is pointless, yet you do it anyways, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever stopped to look at something in the middle of a busy street, copy this into your profile.

Recent studies show that 92 percent of teenagers have moved on to rap. If you're part of the 8 percent that hasn't, put this in your profile.

93 percent of teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile.

If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile.

If you felt like you needed to dance for no apparent reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you think you have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" thingies, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this into your profile.

Just because we eat animals for food, doesn't mean we can cut them up for clothing! If you are against fur coats, clothing, boots, ect, copy this onto your profile.

If you've ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

I'm the princess of all the birds, bow to me!

95 of teens would cry if all the Twilight books in the world were going to burn. If your one of the 5 that bring their own box of matches post this.

98 of teens would be dead if Twilight said breathing wasn't cool. Post this if you are a part of the 2 laughing.

If you are such a Pokemon fanatic that you've considered naming a pet or child Articuno when you grow up, copy and paste this into your profile.

98 percent of authors confuse "you're" and "your". If you're one of the 2 percent who knows how to tell them apart, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

Help pokemon rule the world! Copy this on your profile!

Weird Questions No One Has the Answer To

Are children who act in R rated films allowed to see them?

If the SWAT team breaks down your door, do they have to replace it later?

What idiot put an 's' in the word 'lisp'?

What do you do if you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant?

If you're in a vehicle going at the speed of light, what happens if you turn on the headlights?

Can you breathe out your nose and your mouth at the same time?

Is 'Cute as a button' supposed to be a compliment? Since when were buttons cute?

Why is it illegal to park in a handicapped spot but not illegal to go on a handicapped toilet?

Why is it that if you rearrange the letters in mother-in-law, it will come out as 'Woman Hitler'?

Actual Consumer Labels:

Hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping.

Bag of candy: You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.

Bar of soap: Use like regular soap.

Dessert (bottom of box): Do not turn upside down.

Chainsaw: Warning--Do not attempt to stop chainsaw with hands.

Keyboard: Warning--To reduce possibilities of fatal injuries, please read instructions manual.

Children's Cough Medicine: Do not drive car or operate machinery after consuming.

Child's Superman Costume: Warning-Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.

American Airlines Packet of Peanuts: Instructions-Open bag, eat nuts. (ALSO: Warning: May contain nuts.)

If you can read this message, you are blessed, because over two billion people in the world cannot read at all:

I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty

uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal

pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a

rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't

mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the

olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer

be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl

mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.

Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed

ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.

Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling

was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!

If you could read that put it in your profile!

Try not to Cry

Mommy ... Johnny brought a gun to school,

He told his friends that it was cool,

And when he pulled the trigger back,

It shot with a great, huge crack.

Mommy, I was a good girl, I did what I was told,

I went to school, got straight A's, and I even got the gold!

When I went to school that day, I never said goodbye,

I'm sorry that I had to go, but Mommy, please don't cry.

When Johnny shot the gun, he hit me and another,

And all because Johnny, got the gun from his brother.

Mommy, please tell Daddy; That I love him very much,

And please tell Zack, my boyfriend; That it wasn't just a crush.

And tell my sister; That she is the only one now,

And tell my dear, sweet grandmother; I'll be waiting for her now,

And tell my wonderful friends; That they always were the best,

Mommy, I'm not the first, I'm no better than the rest.

Mommy, tell my teachers; I won't show up for class,

And never to forget this, and please don't let this pass.

Mommy, why'd it have to be me? No one though, deserves this,

But Mommy, it's not fair, I left without a kiss.

And Mommy tell the doctors; I know that they really did try,

I think I even saw one doctor, trying not to cry.

Mommy, I'm slowly dying, with a bullet in my chest,

But Mommy please remember, I'm in heaven with the rest.

When I heard that great, big crack, I ran as fast as I could,

Please listen to me if you would,

I wanted to go with college, I wanted to try things that were new,

I guess I'm not going with Daddy, on that trip to the new zoo.

I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid,

I wanted to be an actress, I really wanted to live.

But Mommy, I must go now, the time is getting late,

Mommy, tell my Zack, I'm sorry to cancel our date.

I love you Mommy, I always have, I know you know it's true,

And Mommy all I need to say is, "Mommy, I love you."

In memory of the Columbine and Virginia Tech Students

Who were lost

Please, if you would, don't smash this on the ground.

If you pass this on,

Maybe people will cry.

Just keep this in your heart,

For the people who didn't get to say "Goodbye".

Now you have 2 choices;

1.) Pass this on, and show people you care, repost as "Try not to Cry"

2.) Don't send it, and you have just proven how cold-hearted you really are ...

We affect each person we encounter, for better or for worse. As such, there is no such thing as a useless life.

If you have ever turned around and questioned how you got on those subjects after an entire conversation, copy and paste this in to your profile.

Quitters never win, winners never quit, and those who never quit but never win are idiots. Copy and paste this onto your profile if you agree.

If you have ever read a 250 pg + book in less than one day, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever accidentally stabbed yourself or someone else with a pencil, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever said something and two seconds later, completely forgot, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you are over the age of ten and are more obsessed with PMD than even the little kiddies are, copy/paste this into your profile.

If you've ever found yourself talking to your own fictional character in a story you made up, copy and paste this into your profile.


You can’t have everything…where would you put it?

I was trying to daydream, but my mind kept wandering.

Give a man a fire and he’ll be warm for a day.

Set a man on fire and he’s warm for the rest of his life.

“There are no happy endings. There are no real endings ever — happy or otherwise. We all have our own stories which are just a part of the one Story…. Sometimes we step into each others’ stories — perhaps just for a few minutes, perhaps for years — and then we step out of them again. But all the while, the Story just goes on.“

Don’t sweat petty things… or pet sweaty things.

What happens if you get scared half to death twice?

I don’t suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it.

Consciousness: That annoying time between naps.

Ever stop to think and forget to start again?

Think of the biggest number you can. Now add five. Then, imagine if
you had that many Twinkies. Wow, that’s five more than the biggest
number you could come up with!

Once, I wept for I had no shoes. Then I came upon a man who had no
feet. So I took his shoes. I mean, it’s not like he really needed
them, right?

You must be insane to be sane enough to do the crazy.

Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.

I walk in the shadow of the sun,
But still I am alone
As only the darkness can be.
And though I walk in this world alone
Why should I stop and be lonely?

People living deeply have no fear of death.- Anais Nin

There is no wealth like knowledge, and no poverty like ignorance.- Ali bin Abu-Talib

Who are the most famous and long-remembered people? Not actors, not popstars, not bankers or Bill Gates; what people remember, far into the future, is the writers and the artists of the past. Think about it: Albert Einstein - he was a writer. Leonardo da Vinci - he was an artist. Who remembers them? Everyone who has some education - and some who don't. But who remembers Shirley Temple, James Dean, Victoria van Dousen? Who will remember the figures of today - the rappers and gangstas and popstars? No one. They will be footnotes in history; that will be all. But writers, artists; they will be remembered for generations. Who has heard of Kipling, of Orwell, of Shakespeare? Many, many people. Who has heard of Michelangelo, of Picasso, of Chippendale? Thousands. Therefore, you who write, write. You who paint, paint. You who draw, draw. You who create, create. Unlike the ephemeral works of others; playing parts, your works will be remembered long after you are gone.' David Shin.

Hello and thank you for calling The State Mental
Hospital.

Please select from the following options:

If you are obsessive-compulsive, press 1 repeatedly.

If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2
for you.

If you have multiple personalities, press 3, 4, 5 and
6.

If you are paranoid, we know who you are and what you
want, stay on the line so we can trace your call.

If you are delusional, press 7 and your call will be
forwarded to the Mother Ship.

If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a
little voice will tell you which number to press.

If you are manic-depressive, it doesn't matter which
number you press, nothing will make you happy ayway.

If you are dyslexic, press 9696969696969696.

If you are bipolar, please leave a message after the
beep or before the beep or after the beep. Please wait
for the beep.

If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you
have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have
short-term memory loss, press
9.

If you have low self-esteem, please hang up our
operators are too busy to talk with you.

If you are menopausal, put the gun down, hang up, turn
on the fan, lie down and cry. You won't be crazy
forever.

I’m not afraid of death! What’s it gonna do? Kill me?

I crossed over to the dark side! But don’t worry, I brought a flashlight.

Don't follow in my footsteps, I tend to walk into walls

"Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the universe striving to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the universe is winning."

If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?

The electric chair was invented by a dentist. If you are scared now more than ever of dentists by learning this fact, put this on your profile

Take your time and see if you can read each line aloud without a mistake. The average person can't.

this is this cat
this is is cat
this is how cat
this is to cat
this is keep cat
this is a cat
this is retard cat
this is busy cat
this is for cat
this is forty cat
this is seconds cat

Now go back and read the THIRD word in each line from the top down and I bet you can't resist passing it on.

You know you live in 2009 when...

1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitaire with real cards for years.

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they don’t have a screenname or MySpace.

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV.

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11.) Now you are laughing at your own stupidity.

12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did.


If you wish Meta Knight was real, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you read your own stories or profile just for the heck of it, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you think life would be dull and dreary without technology, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you don't do drugs (They are nasty), copy/paste this into your profile.

If you like to write, copy/paste this into your profile.

If you've ever fallen madly in love with a cartoon/anime character, copy and past this to your profile

If you think that being unique is better than being cool then put this on your profile

If you work better to music, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you and/or your best friend is insane, copy and paste this into your profile.

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN!"

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your shit and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through highschool/college. (aka: drinking buddies)
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter
BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this shitttt!!
(sorry for swearing)


If you have ever thought about murdering a fictional character and actually got so into it you started plotting, put this on your profile.

Girls Just Don't Realize These Things

I'm sorry
that I bought you roses
to tell you that I like you

I'm sorry
that I open your car door,
and pull out your chair like I was raised

I'm sorry
That I'm not cute enough
to be "your guy"

I'm sorry
That I am actually nice;
not a jerk

I'm sorry
I don't have a huge bank account
to buy you expensive things

I'm sorry
I like to spend quality nights at home
cuddling with you, instead of at a club

I'm sorry
I would rather make love to you then just screw you
like some random guy.

I'm sorry
That I am always the one you need to talk to,
but never good enough to date

I'm sorry
That I always held your hair back when you threw up, and didn't get mad at you for puking in my car,
but when we went out you went home with another guy

I'm sorry
That I am there to pick you up at 4am when your new man hit you and dropped you off in the middle of nowhere,
but not good enough to listen to me when I need a friend

I'm sorry
If I start not being there because it hurts being used as a door mat, only to be thrown to the side when the new jerk comes around

I'm sorry
If I don't answer my phone anymore when you call, to listen to you cry for hours, instead of getting a couple hours of sleep before work

I'm sorry
that you can't realize.. I've been the one all along.

I'm sorry
If you read this and know somebody like this
but don't care

But most of all

I'm sorry
For not being sorry anymore

I'm sorry
That you can't accept me for who I am

I'm sorry
I can never do anything right, and nothing that I do is good
enough to make it in your world.

I'm sorry
I caught your boyfriend with another girl and told you about it, I thought that was what friends were for...

I'm sorry
That I told you I loved you and actually meant it.

I'm sorry
That I talked to you for nine hours on Thanksgiving when your boyfriend was threatening you instead of spending time with my family.

I'm Sorry
That I cared

I'm sorry
that I listen to you at night talking about how you wish you could have done something different.

Most Ladies always complain and gripe to their friends that there is never any good guys out there, and they always end up with jerks who mistreat them. Well ladies, next time you're complaining, maybe look up to see who you're complaining to, maybe that special someone is right there hanging on your every word as usual, screaming in his head "Why won't you give me a chance?"
Because the person you are usually searching for is right by you.

If you're a guy and you agree with this letter, copy and paste into your profile as 'I'm sorry'

If You're one of the FEW girls with enough BRAINS AND A HEART to copy and paste this into your profile, and you would never make your guy feel this way, copy and paste into your profile as 'Girls Don't Realize These Things' I really wish that more guys were like this, and I bet alot of girls do too.

Crud on the Dark side! So what if they have cookies? Come and join the LIGHT side! Why? Here's why!

1. WE have waffles! Do you like waffles?

2. Dang their recruitment bunny! WE have TEXT KIRBY! Copy and Paste him to achive world domination! c('.'c)

3. Okay, I don't care really, but to those who do, we have Edward Cullen, Zack Efron, and Chuck Norris.

4. WE GET WHITE ROBES OF EPICNESS! The Dark side have stupid black blankies.

5. We get to come down from the heavens with shiny lights to make us awesome and cryptic!

6. And they need servants to do their bidding? How lazy! Have you ever seen a fat person on the light side? We get a free health club too!

7. And they have money. Big. Whoop. Have you ever noticed how loved people are when they save people from the bad guys? The government normally gives them a ton of doe afterwards.

8. When you save the world, people like you more, they don't curse your name, you get a fun job, and they normally grant you free property, rendering how taking over the world is pointless. And the bad guys never really win.

9. Oh, and WE have cute puffballs! Wanna hug Metty? (Holds up Meta knight)


If you are a Meta KnightXJigglypuff fan and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile

If you know facts that not many others know, like in the United States it's a federal offense to cheat at Poker, put this in your profile.

If you have ever thought about murdering a fictional character and actually got so into it you started plotting, put this on your profile.

If you probably need a life but have no intentions of getting one, put it on your profile.

If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similar, put this in your profile.

If there are characters on a certian show (no need to mention names) that you HATE BEYOND ALL REASON... copy and paste this into your profile

If you are in the Meta KnightXJigglypuff army copy and paste this into your profile,

If you are part of the .0000001 percent of people who don't have a MySpace, copy this onto your profile.

If you randomly start singing when people say certain words, copy this into your profile. Hey hey you you I don't lik ur girlfriend

I do not mind critical reviews, but you need to review the entire damn story, and actually think before reviewing

If you've ever pulled on a door that said push or vice versa post this to your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you're a imperfect perfectionist, copy and paste this on your profile

If you are a person who acts friendly but has an evil mind and is secretly plotting world domination, copy and paste this into your profile. ( What? Like your not.)

Silence is golden... but shouting is fun! YAY!

If you ever thought about what your moves would be in Super Smash Bros Brawl, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name to the list: GiratinaB, golfer, Pikana, pokeartperson, artperson

If you think Master Chief and Samus would, if they met, spend most of their time blowing aliens up and laughing as they did so, copy and paste this in your profile. (I mean seriously! They're actually so alike it's kinda creepy! Both biologically enhanced, both wear super armor, both kill aliens... so why wouldn't they be friends?)

Red Swirl

I can see it in that instrument,

that one of doom,

the metal spinning and whirring and

screeching in insane pleasure:

Churning

Swirling

Splattering

Congealing

Grinding

Hypnotizing

Terrifying

Nauseating

The red slushy machine explodes once again

on my white shirt.

ICEEEEE!!!!! BLAAAARRGH!

The Burning Questions( I come up with these randomly, so expect more later)

1. Are cats powered by solar cells?

2. Why can't little kids realize that Disney Channel is attempting world domination?

3. Is Lady Gaga an extra-terrestrial?

4. If Snake discovered the DG2/Wonderwaffe/Wonderwaffle, would everyone on Brawl die?

5. Would a DG4 be named the Wonderpancake?

6. Do the Elites on Floodgate stick you on purpose or on accident?

7. Why is the Warthog named the Warthog?

8. Are ninjas also attempting world domination?

9. Does the stock market have its own little car?

10. When the zombie apocalypse happens, will the zombie reign end with a human apocalypse?

11. Has Justin Bieber hit puberty yet? And does he have serious short-term memory loss, because he tells us 'one time' about one MILLION times.

12. Why is the Vulcan Minigun called a minigun if it weighs three hundred pounds or more?

13. Why is a child's toy the scariest and most frustrating thing on Nazi Zombies?

14. Why is it always a super wimpy Call of Duty guy?

15. Why is saying Super Wimpy Call of Duty Guy fun?

16. Why are chimichangas so epic and amazing?

17. Why does the entertainment industry make bears, tigers, lions, and the like seem friendly on kids' shows?

18. Why are six of the above questions 'why' questions?

19. What would happen if someone Googled Bing?

I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good.

If you think people who are always trying to get celebrity information REALLY need to get a better hobby, post this on your profile

Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the frisbee getting bigger?" Then I get hit in the face.

"A conclusion is the part where you got tired of thinking."

"At my lemonade stand I used to give away the first glass for free, and charge five dollars for the refill. It contained the antidote."

Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there.

Isn't it funny that the word 'politics' is made up of the words 'poli' meaning 'many' and 'tics' as in 'bloodsucking creatures'?

The reason grandparents and grandchildren get along so well is that they have a common enemy.

I used to care, but I take a pill for that now.

Always forgive your enemies- nothing annoys them so much.

Of course it's in the last place you look for it. Why in heck would you keep looking for it if you already found it.

Sometimes I lie awake at night and ask, "Where have I gone wrong?" Then a voice says to me, "This is going to take more than one night."

The problem with political jokes is that very often they get elected.

Before you critisize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way you're a mile away from them and you have their shoes.

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up.

Life isn't passing me by, it's trying to run me over.

When it rains on my party, I bust out the slip n' slide.

There are three kinds of people in the world; ones that can count and ones that can't count.

I'm right 90 percent of the time, so why worry about the other 3?

I am on a quest to the deepest, darkest corners of my room in search of what some would call "a floor" - a long and difficult task awaits me. Wish me luck my friends for I may not return alive.

Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.

-Taste the rainbow- Eat CRAYONS

"Flying is simple. You just throw yourself at the ground and miss."

- Worst excuse for not turning in homework: I couldn't find anyone to copy it from.

- The only reason people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory.

- When there's a will, I want to be in it.

"It's all fun and games until someone gets hurt-then it's hilarious!"

Only crazy people can understand the brilliance of crazy things. If you are crazy and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile!

Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. copy this into your pro if you would be one of the few people that would answer, "where to begin?"

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile

"Hey, guess what I think about Meta Knight?"
"What?"
"He's so...smexylicious."
"(O.o)"
"Hahaha!" - Nikki

If you think Super Mario Sunshine is NOT a failure, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are a crazed Meta Knight fangirl, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever wanted to be pied in the face, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you like to stargaze, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever felt the undeniable urge to slam your head into something, whether it is another person or not copy this into your profile.

If you think the school week is way too long and weekends are way too short, copy this onto your profile.

If you've noticed that every person Elizabeth Swann kisses is killed, copy and paste this onto your profile. (ROFLMAO!)

By copying and pasting this in your profile, you vow to respect other pairings and the people whom like them.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

POYOPOYOPOYO. If you think Kirby is awesome, copy and paste this onto your profile.


If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile.

If you work better to music, copy and paste this into your profile.

Okay, yes...

Maybe I am slightly nuts...

SLIGHTLY nuts...

I SAID "SLIGHTLY"!

SLIGHTLY NUTS!

I...think I forgot what "slightly" means...

ROFLMAO!

:3

90 of teens today would die if Myspace had a system failure and was completely destroyed. If you are one of the 10 that would be laughing, copy and paste this to your profile

If one part of you is calm and the other part like to stand on their head and sing theme songs,copy and paste this to your profile

If you think Meta Knight should take off his mask in the anime, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you think Meta Knight is a (awesome)demon beast, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you say soda instead of pop, copy and paste this to your profile

The crayon is a parent that you must leave sooner or later, the paintbrush is a friend from far away that you rarely get to see, but the pencil is your brother/sister. The pencil will be by your side to the artistic end.


Guidelines to living a happy, fulfilling live, as written by Mer!

1. When bored, drink a Coke, Red Bull, have a pack of cookies and eat six spoonfuls of sugar. You won't be bored any more. Trust the sugar.

2. Take more naps. Lesson time is given to you specially for this purpose.

3. Do not play dead halfway through lessontime.

4. Floors are slippery when wet.

5. High School Musical is evil. Burn all copies.

6. Little people are aggressive. Stay away form little people.

7. Always remember to . . . uh . . . damn.

8. Numbers are evil. Must kill math teacher.

9. The secret to flying is throwing yourself at the floor and missing.

10. Do not talk to inanimate objects in public.

11. Do not talk to self in public.

12. Do not talk to fictional characters in public.

13. Is the glass half empty of half full? The answer is I like pancakes and bunnies. Sometimes, the key to true wisdom is to not answer every stupid question that people ask you.

14. When life gives you lemons, make apple juice and let the world wonder how the hell you did it.

15. Learn the difference between right and wrong. You'll probably choose wrong, but you should at least know the difference.

16. I'm an imperfect perfectionist.

17. imperfect=I'm perfect

18. Exercise hard. Eat right. Die anyways.

19. The voices in your head are not real. That doesn't mean they don't have great ideas . . .

20. Smart people walk into walls, stupid people try to go through them.

21. Silence is golden, masking tape is silver and shouting is fun! YAY!

22. Finish all sentences with "in accordance with the prophecy".

23. Do not sing along at the opera.

24. The people in white coats are not your friends.
25. Avoid parents. They are in league with the people in white coats.

26. He is real, no matter what the people in white coats say.

27. Find the creators of those little pop-up messages. Kill them.

28. The english textbook is useless. Use it to make notes on world domination.

29. The world does not revolve aroung me. It's the whole stupid universe that revolves around me.

30. Do not sing randomly. HEY HEY YOU YOU I DON'T LIKE YOUR GIRLFRIEND

31. You can't have your cake and eat it too. But, you can have someone else's cake aand eat it too, that way you still have your own, which is kind of better anyways.

32. Nothing is impossible, you say? Ha. Try slamming a revolving door.

33. Twilight: when sparkles just aren't gay enough.

34. It is always wise to dodge things thrown at you.

35. Love makes the world go round. I'm pretty sure money has something to do with it too, though.

36. Stop going for therapy. (Therapist=the rapist)

37. Find Masashi Kishimoto. Kill him.

38. Cool guys don't look at explosions. They blow stuff up and walk away.

39. It's all fun and games until someone gets STIR-FRIED! Then, it gets DELICIOUS!

40. Have six locks on your door. When you go out, lock every other one. That way, no matter how long somebody stands there picking the locks, they are always locking three.

41. If at first you don't succeed, try and try again. Then quit. There's no use in being a damn fool about it.

42. Forgive your enemies, but never forget their names.

43. Doctors say I have multiple personality disorder. We disagree with that.

44. Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry.

45. Anybody can win, unless there happens to be a second entry.

46 .Don't listen to experts. Experts are people who tell you simple things in a confused way in such a fashion as to make you think the confusion is your own fault.

47. Maybe this world is another planet's hell.

48. I plan on living forever. So far, so good.

49. The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

50. Just because you're not paranoid doesn't mean they're not out to get you.

51. If you cannot answer a man's argument, all is not lost; you can still call him names.

52. Remember that plagiarists, at least, have the quality of preservation.

53. Why do grandparents and grandchildren get along so well? They have the same enemy -- the mother.

54. If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of car payments.

55. Never take life seriously. No one gets out alive anyway.

56. If stupidity got you into a mess, remember that it won't always be able to get you out.

57. Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars, and I thought, "Where the heck is the ceiling?"

58. Lead me not into temptation. I can find it myself.

59. Always remember, you're unique. Just like everyone else.

60. Don't think of yourself as an ugly person... think of yourself as a pretty monkey.

61. Nothing improves the memory more than trying to forget.

62. Everyone who is for abortion has already been born.

63. Free youself of all prejudices. I did, and now I hate everyone equally.

64. The direct use of force is such a poor solution to any problem, it is generally employed only by small children and large nations.

65. Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning.

66. Getting out of jury duty is easy. The trick is to say you're prejudiced against all races.

67. Never be afraid to try something new. Remember, amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the Titanic.

68. Never play peekaboo with a child on a long plane trip. There's no end to the game.

69. Everything good in life is either illegal, immoral, or fattening.

70. You can choose your friends, but you can't choose your family. However, you can choose the asylum where you're going to have them all put away, which is better anyways!

Why do we ((sleep)) in church,
But stay ((awake)) through a 2 hour movie?
Why is it so ((hard)) to talk about God,
but so ((easy)) to Gossip?
Why are we so ((bored)) when we look at a Christian magazine,
but find it ((easy)) to read Playboy?
Why is it so easy to ((ignore)) a Godly Facebook Wall Post,
Yet we ((repost)) the nasty ones?
Why are ((churches)) getting smaller,
But ((bars and clubs)) are growing?
Think about it, are you going to repost this?
Are you going to ignore it, cause you think you'll get laughed at?
Would You Have Read This if it Said... Read This In Gods Name.

80 percent of you wont repost this.

I am 20 percent. Though as a person, I'm more like 6.

10 points to whoever gets that reference.


へ　へ
の　の
　も
　へ
......................................................

Actual Consumer Labels:

Hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping.

Bag of candy: You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.

Bar of soap: Use like regular soap.

Dessert (bottom of box): Do not turn upside down.

Chainsaw: Warning--Do not attempt to stop chainsaw with hands.

Keyboard: Warning--To reduce possibilities of fatal injuries, please read instructions manual.

Children's Cough Medicine: Do not drive car or operate machinery after consuming.

Child's Superman Costume: Warning-Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.

American Airlines Packet of Peanuts: Instructions-Open bag, eat nuts. (ALSO: Warning: May contain nuts.)

………………………………………………………………………………………………..
……………._-\………………………………………………………………………………
……………/;;;;;\……………………………………………………………………………..
…………./;;;;;;;;\……………………………………………………………………………..
…………/;;;;;;;;;;|……………………………..__---‘’’/……………………………………..
………./_--‘’’’’-|………………………._--‘’;;;;;;;;;/………………………………………
………/:::__---_|………………….._-‘’--_;;;;;;;;;;;/..…………………………………...._…..
……../--‘’;;;;;;;;;|………………_-‘-_:::::::::\;;;;;;/…………………………………...._-‘;/……
……..|;;;;;;;;;;;;;/………………./;;;;;;;;;’-_:::::\;/………………………………...._-‘;;;;;;/……..
……..|;;;;;;;;;;;;/…………….../;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;\::_-‘……………………………..._-‘;;;;;;;;;;;/………
……..\;;;;;;;;;;/…_____……/;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;_-‘…………………………….._-‘--_;;;;;;;;;;/………
……..\;;;;;;_--‘’’;;;;;;;;;;;’’-/;;;;;;;;;;;;;;_-‘…………………………….._-‘:::::::::’-_;;;/………..
………\-;;_-‘’’\;;;;;;;;;;;;-‘;;;;;__---‘’’……………………………....._-‘’’’’--_::::::\…………
…….../;;/::/;\:::|;;;;;;;;;;;;;--‘’’;;\……………………………………..../;;;;;;;;;;;;;;\::::/………….
……/;;;|:::/;/::::/;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;\…………………………………..../;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;\/…………..
…...|;;;;\::’-‘::/;;;;_---‘’’|;;;;;;;;;;;;\………………………………..../;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;_-‘……………
……\;;;;;’’-‘;;;;;/##/\##,/;;;;;;;;;;;;;;\……………………………..../;;;;;;;;;;;;;_-‘………………
…….\;;;;;;;;;;;;;/##\*/,,/;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;’-_………………………...…/;;;;;;;_--‘…………………
……...|;;;;;;;;;;;;;’’’’’’;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;’ ’--_____---’’’’’’’-__/;;_-‘’………………………
……...\;*;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;_-‘.;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;; ;;;;;;;;’-_………………………
………..’’’’----‘’’’’\;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;; ;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;’-_………………………
…………………….|;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;; ;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;’-_……………………
……………………..|;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;; ;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;\………………….
……………………..|;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;; ;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;__;;;;;;|………………….
……………………..|;;;;;-_;;;|;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;_;;;;;;;;;;;;;;; ;;;/::--:’-_:;|………………….
……………………...\;;;;;;;’-,|;;;;;;;;;__;;;;/_---‘’’’;;;;’--_;;;;;;;;;|:::\;;;\::;\;|…………………
……………………….\;;;;;;;;/;;;;;_-‘::::;\/……\::::::::::::::|\;;;;;;;;;;\::::\_.\::|\………………..
………………………...\;;;;;;/;;;;/::::/’/:/………\;;;;;;;;;;;;|…’--__;;;’-___/;;’-_……………..
………………………….\;;;/;;;;|::::|/:::/………….\;;;;;;;;;;|………’’--_;;;;;;;;;;;\…………….
…………………………..\;/;;;;;;\__,-‘………….../;;;;;;;;;|……………\;;;;;;;;;;;\…………..
…………………………../;;;;;;;;;;/……………_-‘;;;;;;_-‘……………...\;;;;;;;;;;|…………..
………………………..../;;;;;;;/;;|………..._-‘’;;;;;;;;;/…………………...\;;;;;;;;;|………….
………………………_-‘;;;;;;;/;;;|……….|,__;;;;_-‘…………………-‘’’;;;;;;;;;/…………
……………………_-‘;;;;;;;;;;|_/…………….’’’……………………..\_____-‘………….
…………………../;;;;;;;;;;;;_/………………………………………………………………
……………………’’----‘’’…………………………………………………………………
………………………………………………………………………………………………

✖ ✗ ✘ ♒ ♬ ✄ ✂ ✆ ✉ ✦ ✧ ♱ ♰ ♂ ♀ ☿ ❤ ❥ ❦ ❧ ™ ® © ♡ ♦ ♢ ♔ ♕ ♚ ♛ ★ ☆ ✮ ✯ ☄ ☾ ☽ ☼ ☀ ☁ ☂ ☃ ☻ ☺ ☹ ۞ ۩ εїз ☎ ☏ ¢ ☚ ☛ ☜ ☝ ☞ ☟ ✍ ✌ ☢ ☣ ☠ ☮ ☯ ♠ ♤ ♣ ♧ ♥࿂ ე ჳ ᆡ ༄ ♨ ๑ ❀ ✿ ψ ♆ ☪ ☭ ♪ ♩ ♫ ℘ ℑ ℜ ℵ ♏ η α ʊ ϟ ღ ツ 回 ₪ ™ © ® ¿ ¡ № ⇨ ❝ ❞ # & ℃ƺ ◠ ◡ ╭ ╮ ╯ ╰ ★ ☆ ⊙¤ ㊣★☆♀◆◇◣◢◥▲▼△▽⊿◤ ◥▆ ▇ █ █ ■ ▓ 回 □ 〓≡ ╝╚╔ ╗╬ ═ ╓ ╩ ┠ ┨┯ ┷┏┓┗ ┛┳⊥﹃﹄┌ ┐└ ┘∟「」↑↓→←↘↙♀♂┇┅ ﹉﹊﹍﹎╭╮╰ ╯ *^_^* ^*^ ^-^ ^_^ ^︵^ ∵∴‖︱ ︳︴﹏﹋﹌ ♂ ♀ ♥ ♡ ☜ ☞ ☎ ☏ ⊙ ◎ ☺ ☻ ► ◄ ▧ ▨ ♨ ◐ ◑ ↔ ↕ ▪ ▫ ☼ ♦ ▀ ▄ █ ▌ ▐ ░ ▒▬ ♦ ◊ ◦ ☼ ♠ ♣ ▣ ▤ ▥ ▦ ▩ ぃ◘ ◙ ◈ ♫ ♬ ♪ ♩ ♭ ♪ の ☆ → あ ￡ ❤ ｡◕‿◕｡ ✎ ✟ஐ ≈ ๑۩۩.. ..۩۩๑ ๑۩۞۩๑ ✲ ❈ ➹ ~.~ ◕‿-｡ ☀☂☁【】┱ ┲ ❣ ✚ ✪ ✣ ✤ ✥ ✦ ❉❥ ❦ ❧ ❃ ❂ ❁ ❀ ✄ ☪ ☣ ☢ ☠ ☭ ♈ ➸ ✓ ✔ ✕ ✖ ㊚ ㊛ *.:｡✿*ﾟ’ﾟ･ ◊ ♥ ╠ ═ ╝▫ ■ ๑ » « ¶ ஐ © † εïз ♪ ღ ♣ ♠ • ± ° •ิ. • ஐ இ * × ○ ▫ ♂ • ♀ ◊ © ¤ ▲ ↔ ™ ® ☎ εїз ♨ ☏ ☆ ★ ▽ △ ▲ ∵ ∴ ∷ ＃ ♂ ♀ ♥ ♠ ♣ ♧ ♤ ♧ ♡ ♬ ♪ ♭ ♫♪ ﻬ ஐღ ↔ ↕ ↘••● ¤ ╬ ﹌ ▽ ☜♥☞ ♬ ✞ ♥ ♕ ☯ ☭ ☠ ☃ 유 ♥ 웃 ☺ ☻ ♥ ♦ ♣ ♠

｡◕‿‿◕｡


"Joe the plumber doesn't need to pay taxes because he lives in a cigar box under my bed with Simon, the invisible unicorn." -Actor playing John McCain, -Saturday Night Live

"Hey um... Batman? I kind of took a little joy ride in the Batmobile, picked up the Joker and the Penguin, and we all went out for Starbucks!" -someone imitating Hannah Montana for an SNL skit

Today, I saw a blonde girl, about 13, carrying a lot of heavy stuff in Walmart. She passed a Justin Bieber display, paused, took a few steps back, and kicked it. My faith has been restored in our generation. MLIA

Today, I was watching Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows for the second time with my family. After the show, I saw a poster and a fullsized cut-out of Justin Bieber, advertising his upcoming movie. I was just shaking my head in dispair for the state of humanity, when I noticed that there were several cleaning utensils propped up against him. The workers at the theatre had been using him as a stand for mops. There may still be hope for this world. MLIA.

The other day, I walked into the washroom at school to change into my costume for the school play. I wasn't going to at first, but I decided it would be a better idea if I ducked into one of the stalls to quickly change before applying the stage makeup. Taped to the wall above the toilet was a sign that read, "Flush twice to go to the Ministry of Magic." Whoever taped that sign there, you made my day. MLIA

This summer I was flying to Germany for vacation. When the pilot came on to welcome us to the flight he said that his name was Han Solo and his co-pilot was Chewbaca. He then thanked us for flying on the Millenium Falcon and hoped that we would have a good flight. It was a great flight. MLIA.

Today, I moved into a new house. When going to sleep for the first time in my new bedroom, I noticed the last renter left those glow in the dark stars on the ceiling above the bed. This is by far the best thing about my new place. MLIA.

Today, I walked outside to find my four year old brother on his bike repeatedly running over a plastic spoon while screaming "THAT'S WHAT YOU GET SPOON!"...I want to know what goes on in his mind. MLIA.

Today I was messing around on the Love Calculator and put my name with random ficitional characters. I got a 91% accuracy with Voldemort. This worries me deeply.

Today, I promised my Mom I would wake her up before leaving for school. She's a heavy sleeper and it's almost impossible to wake her up, so after yelling, poking her and even singing for 15 minutes I gave up. Then I accidentally farted. She woke up. MLIA.

Yesterday, I was in my government class (half-asleep) while our teacher was lecturing. She proceeded to ask the class what the word "mandate" meant. One student responded "Two guys out to dinner." If the guy who said that happens to be reading this, you are my hero. MLIA.

Today my family and I were watching a movie when my little sister ran to the bathroom. About 25 minutes later she came back and my dad asked her what took her so long in the bathroom. We were all expecting something like she was constipated, but she replied with " some ninjas were trying to pull me down into the darkness of the unknown toilet pipes so I had to fight them off by flexing my butt cheeks. I'm starting to feel a new kind of respect for this girl.

Today in math class my teacher turned on his favorite rock station for us to listen to while we did our assignment. We were listening for about 15 minutes when an ad came on that shouted, "MATH AND ROCK 'N ROLL DO NOT MIX!" To prove his loyalty to the radio station, my teacher cancelled the assignment and we spent the rest of the class watching The Office. Best Radio Station Ever. MLIA

Today, I changed my password on my cellphone to "idontknow." That way, when anyone asks me, I just respond "I don't know." The look on my friends' faces? Priceless. MLIA.

Today, I saw a graffiti that said, "Have you brushed your teeth yet?" I find it nice somebody else cares about my hygiene. MLIA

Today I was on facebook and I was talking to my friend. We were talking about Nutella and I said I didn't like it. He then acted mad at me. I told him to bring me some Nutella the next time I see him. He then said, "No. You are not worthy of the chocolatey goodness." It doesnt end there. I saw him later today just walking around downtown and he proceeded to glare and me and threw a jar of Nutella at me. I knew I was friends with him for a reason. MLIA

☆┌─┐　─┐☆
　│▒│ /▒/
　│▒│/▒/
　│▒ /▒/─┬─┐
　│▒│▒|▒│▒│
┌┴─┴─┐-┘─┘
│▒┌──┘▒▒▒│
└┐▒▒▒▒▒▒┌┘
　└┐▒▒▒▒┌┘


10 Ways to annoy your teacher:
1.Chew on your arm
2.During eating time, make loud noises and chew with your mouth open
3.Throw your eraser at her head
4.Move back on fourth on your chair to make noises
5.Knock on your chair with your knuckles loud enough for her to think somebody is knocking on the door
6.Get up and start poking her
7.Look at her eyes and say "Look into my eyes, what do you see?"
8.Chew on your spare eraser
9.Sneak eat something while she's looking
10.When you have to go to the bathroom, raise your
hand and say "Teacher, I have to go potty!"

Edward Cullen said breathing was uncool, 90% of girls would die. If you are one of the 10% that would still be breathing put this on your profile. ▒▒█

¨°º¤ø„¸¸„ø¤º°¨¸„ø¤º°¨
¨°º¤ø„¸ (\_/).....(\_/)¸„ø¤º°¨
¸„ø¤º°¨ ( •.•)/)(\( •.•)``°º¤ø„¸
¸ „ø¤º°¸„ø¤º°¨¨°º¤ø„¸¨°º¤ø
HEii FRiiEND =]

_________________$$$$$$$$$$$___
____________$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$_
_________$$$$$$$$$$$____$$$$$$$$$$_
_______$$$$$$$________________$$$$$$_
______$$$$$$____________________$$$$$$
_____$$$$$________________________$$$$$
____$$$$$____$$$$$________$$$$$____$$$$$
___$$$$_____$$$$$$$______$$$$$$$____$$$$$
__$$$$$_____$$$$$$$______$$$$$$$_____$$$$$
__$$$$______$$$$$$$______$$$$$$$______$$$$
__$$$$_______$$$$$________$$$$$_______$$$$
__$$$_________________________________$$$$
__$$$_____$$___________________$$$____$$$$
__$$$$____$$$__________________$$$____$$$$
__$$$$____$$$$________________$$$$____$$$$
__$$$$$____$$$$______________$$$$____$$$$$
___$$$$_____$$$$$_________$$$$$$____$$$$$
____$$$$$____$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$____$$$$$
_____$$$$$_____$$$$$$$$$$$$$$_____$$$$$
______$$$$$$____________________$$$$$$
________$$$$$$_______________$$$$$$$
_________$$$$$$$$$$$____$$$$$$$$$$
____________$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$
_________________$$$$$$$$$$



~~~~~~~~~~~♥♥~♥
~~~~~~~~~~♥♥♥*♥♥
~~~~~~~~~.♥♥♥**♥♥♥
~~~~~~~~~♥♥♥ ~~♥♥
~~~~~~~~♥♥♥ ~~~~♥♥
~~~~~~~~♥♥♥~~~~.♥♥
~~~~~~~~♥♥~~~~..♥♥♥
~~~~~~~~♥♥~~~~.♥♥♥
~~~~~~~~♥♥~~~♥♥♥♥
~~~~~~~~~♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
~~~~~~~~~♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
~~~~~~~.♥♥♥♥♥♥
~~~~~~♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
~~~~.♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
~~~♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥
~~♥♥♥♥♥♥♥*~~~♥
~♥♥♥♥♥♥♥~~~~~♥♥♥♥..
♥♥♥♥♥♥~~~~♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥..
♥♥♥♥♥~~~.♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
♥♥♥~~~~♥♥♥♥~~~♥♥♥♥♥
♥♥♥~~~♥♥♥~~~♥♥~~~♥♥♥
♥♥♥~~~~♥♥~~~~♥♥~~~~♥♥♥
~♥♥♥~~~♥♥♥~~~♥~~~~♥♥♥
~♥♥~~~~♥♥♥♥~~♥♥~~:♥♥♥
~~~♥♥♥~~~~~~~♥♥~♥♥ ~
~~~~~♥♥*♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
~~~~~~~~~~~~♥♥
~~~~~~~~~~~~♥♥
~~~~~~~~..~~~~♥♥
~~~~~~♥♥♥♥♥♥~~~♥♥
~~~~~♥♥♥♥♥♥♥~~~♥♥
~~~~~♥♥♥♥♥♥♥~~~~♥♥
~~~~~~♥♥♥♥♥♥~~~♥♥



___________$__________________________________$$
___________$$___________________________________$$
__________$$__$$______________________$$__________$
________$$___$$___$$$________$$$______$$___________§
______$$___$$__$$$$__$$_____$$__$$$$_$$_____________$$$
______$$___$$____$$$$_________$$$$___$$_______________$$
______$$___$$________________________$$_______________$$
______$$____$$_______________________$$_____________$$
________$$__$$____$$$$$$_____________$$___________$$$
________$$__$$__$$______$$___________$$_________$$
________$$__$$__$$______$$___________$$_______$$
__________$$$$____$$$$$$_____________$$$$____$$$$
__________$$$$_____________________$$__$$____$$$
___________$$_$$$$$$$$$$$$_____$$$$______$$$$_$$
_____________$$___$$______$$$$$_______________$$
_____________$$_____$$$$$$$____________________$$
_____________$$________________________________$$
____________$$_________________________________$$
____________$$_________________________________$$
____________$$$__________________________________$
____________$$___________________________________$$
__________$$_________________________$$___________$
__________$$__________$$___________$$_____________$$
________$$__$$________$$_________$$_______________$$
______$$____$$__________$$_______$$_______________$$
______$$____$$____________$$___$$_________________$$
____$$______$$_____________$$_$$_______$$_________$$
____$$______$$________$$____$$$________$$_________$$
____$$______$$________$$____$$$_______$$__________$$
____$$______$$________$$_______________$$__________$$
____$$______$$________$$_______________$$____________$
_$$$$_______$$________$$_______________$$____________$$
$___$$______$$________$$$$___________$$$$____________$$
$___$$______$$________$$__$$_______$$__$$____________$$
_$$$$$______$$________$$____$$___$$_____$$___________$$
____$$______$$________$$______$$_______$$___________$$
____$$______$$________$$_____$$________$$___________$$
__$$________$$________$$$$$$$$___$$$$$$__$$_________$$
__$$________$$________$$______$$$______$$$$_________$$
$$________$$__________$$_________$$$$$$__$$__________$
$$______$$__________$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$______$$__________$
$$_$$_$$$__________$$_____________$$$$$$$__$$_________$
_$$$$$$$___________$$______________________$$________$$
_____$$__$$__$$__$$_$______________________$$__________$$
______$$$$__$___$__$$______________________$$____________$
_______$$___$___$__$________________________$$_$__$$__$$__$

PUPPIES!! :D


...(/(_'•'_)\)
...._/''**''\
....(/_)^(_\) Add this to your page if you are against animal abuse

...........°* ..* °
........°*.........* °
.....°*...............*°
...°*....................*°
..°*......................*°
.°*........................*°. ......°*....* °
.°*.........................*° .°*.............* °
.°*.........................*° .*...............* °
..°*....I LOVE ANIMALS!!!!! * .* °
....°*........................ ...............* °
......°*...................... ............* °
.........°*................... ........* °
............°*................ ......*°
................°*............ ...* °
...................°*......... .* °
......................°*.....* °
.........,.............°*..*°
.........................°*°


+ My + .
+ . . + . + . +
. +Best Friends+ . + .
+ . . + . + . + .
, RULE. +

90% of teens today would die if Myspace had a system failure and was completely destroyed If you are one of the 10% that would be laughing, copy and paste this to your profile



I'd Rather Go Naked Than Wear Fur!~Copy and paste this to your profile if you are against real fur things!

[ :> ] Put this on your page if youv'e
ever walked into a wall while
looking at a different direction.

{o,o}
/(__)
-"-"-
GIVE A HOOT ABOUT THE ENVIROMENT!


Tuяn Up Tнe Vσℓυмe♪
: .ılı.------Volume------.ılı.
: ▄ █ ▄ █ ▄ ▄ █ ▄ █ ▄ █
: Min- - - - - - - - - - -●Max
► Play ▌▌ Pause ■ Stop


☺ Alt + 1
☻ Alt + 2
♥ Alt + 3
♦ Alt + 4
♣ Alt + 5
♠ Alt + 6
• Alt + 7
◘ Alt + 8
○ Alt + 9
◙ Alt + 10
♂ Alt + 11
♀ Alt + 12
♪ Alt + 13
♫ Alt + 14
☼ Alt + 15
► Alt + 16
◄ Alt + 17
↕ Alt + 18
‼ Alt + 19
¶ Alt + 20
§ Alt + 21
▬ Alt + 22
↨ Alt + 23
↑ Alt + 24
↓ Alt + 25
→ Alt + 26
← Alt + 27
∟ Alt + 28
↔ Alt + 29
▲ Alt + 30
▼ Alt + 31

ø¤º°¨¨°º¤ø„¸º¤ø„ø¤º°¨ ¸¨° ¤ø„¸¸„¸¨°º¤ø„ø¤º°¨¸„ø¤º°¨ ¨¸„ø¤º°¨¨°º¤ø„¸º¤ø„ø¤º°¨ ¸¨°¤ø„¸¸„¸¨°º¤ø„ø¤º°¨¸„ø¤º°¨



*♫`~*♫`~*♫`~*♫`~*♫`~*♫`~*♫`~*


► Play. The Moments
▌▌ Pause. The Memories
■ Stop. The Pain
◄◄ Rewind. The Happiness

│█│║▌║││█║▌│║▌
© 2011, Original Profile of Artperson.

artperson's friends

Comments for artperson

Sign in or sign up to add comments!

artperson wrote (11 months ago)

Note: I tend to delete comments so they don't pile-up, please don't take it offensively. I just do. And you don't have to thank me for cheers. It saves everyone's time that way. :)